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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49645449

>>49645425
Thanks Biden

>> No.49645469
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>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.49645472
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Tomorrow is gonna STINK!

>> No.49645473
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49645473

YOU DOUBLE-DIPPED YOUR PICK!?

>> No.49645475

>>49645425
>multiple (embed)
dropped

>> No.49645479

Where's the retard that's saying QE didn't contribute to inflation and this is Russia's fault?

>> No.49645488

>>49645479
BLM rally

>> No.49645496
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Rolling for deflationary bust

>> No.49645502

>>49645475
Just goes to show how smart the average linker is.

>> No.49645522

>>49645479
They're either too dumb to be concerned human or a troll and in either situation do not give them a single
>(you)

>> No.49645528

What do you think of the Unilever call 45 december 2026, currently costs 5.35 (euros).
Seems like it has a good shot at actually tripling in value

>> No.49645538

>>49645496
9 and 6 were 2 of Tesla's fav numbers

>> No.49645543

>>49645425
>(embed) (embed)

>> No.49645558
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>>49645496
rolling for golden bull run
starting...
tomorrow

>> No.49645565

>>49645425
Fuck Ackman front running and then calling doomsday. Shit is manipulation.

>> No.49645573

Recession is priced in, enjoy a mellow market for the next year and then we'll pick up steam again. No bear market.

>> No.49645574

>>49645425
I don't know what to buy, bros. I'm thinking of swinging UVIX and SVIX maybe once or twice a month each, catch 10% on each side and gtfo and sit on the sidelines while waiting to buy on the flip side, thoughts?
Cap: YPPPR

>> No.49645583

Literally just buy as many cheap AKs and 79 Dollar Moist Nuggets as I can. Then slowly siphon my gains from boomers.

>> No.49645582

>>49645479
>>49645522
It's funny how in a very narrow sense they're right. If you have 10 trillion dollars in circulation and 10 trillion spent every year, then print 10 trillion and hand it to Jews, the next year you'll probably have 11 trillion in spending for 20 trillion "in circulation".

Monetary velocity goes down and you can make a totally bullshit claim it's deflationary.

>> No.49645595

>30-year mortgage rate surges to 6.28%, up from 5.5% just a week ago

Housing market gonna eat shit soon, insane how fast this went up in a week

>> No.49645602

Posting this here too, because this is important to understand why oil continually collapsed for the past 12 years:

>>49645375
>People don't just buy oil because they have the money to, they buy it because they have to.
The majority of oil is used in shipping and freight to provide consumer goods and services, wether that be the military, farmers, or Walmart truckers. Consumers actually CAN choose not to buy oil, they cut their spending, as was shown all throughout 2009-2020

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>>49645502
you mean the average baker
also
>haha I didn’t even do it so I can’t fail but I will laugh at you if you fail
literally nigger logic kys

>> No.49645614

>>49645496
Rolling for crab

>> No.49645617

>>49645595
>Housing market gonna eat shit soon, insane how fast this went up in a week
I doubt it. No one that isn't retarded and has a sub 4% mortgage will move, keeping supply extremely low.

>> No.49645619
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>smacks lips
ayo i'm finna load up on juneteemf bruh

>> No.49645626
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>>49645595
What's a better "short real estate" play than DRV?

>> No.49645632

>>49645558
Denied.

>> No.49645637

>>49645558
I don't see how you can possible be bullish for tomorrow.

>> No.49645642

>>49645617

My mortgage is 2.5%, pretty wild that it's over 6% now

>> No.49645668
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>mfw going to bed tonight knowing I'll wake up to a powell pivot

>> No.49645672
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well my elms will shortly be worth absolutely nothing

>> No.49645674

>>49645619
Stay Black and proud, brotha.

>> No.49645678

Wait am I the only homeless person here

>> No.49645687

BOYS
GET YOUR STRAWS READY
WE DRINK FROM ALL MARKETS TOMORROW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hFTR6qyEo

>> No.49645694

>>49645496
Completly collapse of the world economy and the U.S.

>> No.49645705

>Cathie Wood says market is pretty close to a bottom, tech stocks will hit trough and recover first
>P-please buy ARKK, please?

Will she finally be right? I think big tech names like GOOGL and AAPL will do well, but high growth no earnings companies will not

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>>49645473
>YOU DIPPED YOUR PICK
>YOU TOOK A BITE
>AND YOU DIPPED AGAIN

>> No.49645719

So what are the scenarios for tomorrow bros?
>anything less than 50 bp: not happening lol
>50 bp: gigapump?
>75 bp: pump or crab?
>100 bp: dump or gigadump?
>

>> No.49645728

>>49645694
thank god

>> No.49645734
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Rolling for massive dump tomorrow but commodities price mega pump in gas and oil

>> No.49645737

>>49645637
>I don't see how you can possible be bullish for tomorrow.
We're well into bull territory. Maybe this has already slowed inflation/spending. Or Biden is so concerned hes holding a .45 to the back of Jpows head daring him to go any higher then 50 bps. I dunno at this point im just fucking hoping.

>> No.49645742

>>49645619
hungary's independence is more important

>> No.49645747

>>49645705
Don't listen to a woman, especially not Cathie

>> No.49645758
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>>49645425
>there is 5x as much money as there was in 2000
what does /smg/ make of this?

>> No.49645774

>>49645719
all scenarios have the possible outcome of pump or dump because the market and big money are completely irrational, emotional, overinvested retards

>> No.49645783

>>49645719
anything other than 75bps = upset expectations = dump
75bps = in line with expectations = put positions for worst case scenario unwind = pump

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spy fell 10% in 7 FUCKING DAYS, i'm not saying the bear market is over but there's gotta be a bounce or something.

Should I buy spxl now or wait for powell to announce his fuckery?

>> No.49645806

any spanish anon here? what broker do you use?

>> No.49645809

Rolling for uranium dump to all time lows

>> No.49645812

>>49645719
I expect tomorrow to be a resounding
>Yes.

>> No.49645816
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>>49645558
You better have enough collateral for those longs in 20x leverage you are in

>> No.49645829

>>49645774
>>49645783
>all scenarios have the possible outcome of pump or dump
I'm wondering if it's actually 50 bp, and it's less than expectations. Would that cause a dump?

>> No.49645839

>>49645758
baby gains

>> No.49645840

>>49645617
They won't have a choice, layoffs have already started and people are debtmaxxed to the point where they can't keep up with inflation. 6 months from now there's going to be a huge spike in forclosures

>> No.49645851

>>49645617
People with fixed rate mortgages won't, they'd beg borrow and steal before defaulting but ARM mortgage holders don't give a fuck and treat the bank like their landlord, they will default and there's a bunch of them but there are lots of publicly traded companies, blackrock even, that have been paying premium prices in a way overheated housing market and they will gladly take that defaulted mortgage off the banks hands. I'm not optimistic about housing going down anytime real soon even as the economy around it collapses.

>> No.49645874

>>49645851
I think we just level out for a few years

>> No.49645879
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>crabbing intensifies

>> No.49645884

>>49645829
yes 50bps = dump
if it was 50bps it would not be in line with expectations, market would see it as too soft on inflation / the Fed not listening to the debt market, loss of Fed credibility, loss of certainty about future Fed policy, loss of faith in monetary policy, uncertainty = bad

>> No.49645906

>>49645851
This.

>> No.49645910

50-75 bps was priced in yesterday

I bet it will even go up tomorrow

>> No.49645926

>>49645758
gdp grew a lot and they changed m2 accounting back in may 2020

>> No.49645927

AND PSFE...
I SHAPPOSE
THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL

>> No.49645928

Please help me I have brain stupids

>> No.49645929
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>Warner bros discovery to cut up 30% of global sales force
>Redifin laying off 8% of staff
>- CNBC
LMAAOOOOOOO

>> No.49645940

What’s all this about Uganda finding 37364 gorillion tons of gold ore?

>> No.49645945

>>49645884
That's what I was thinking too. But as of a few days ago 50 bp would've induced pumping lol.
I think the market more than priced in a 75 bp hike because it had already priced in a 50 bp. It might've over corrected.

>> No.49645953

>>49645719

50 basis points would probably dump very hard. Bond yields are signalling the Fed is way behind the curve, so the higher they go the sooner the stock market can recover

>> No.49645954

>>49645642
1.0% master race here

>> No.49645970
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>>49645806
I met a spanish girl and she didn't shave her legs. Is this a spanish woman thing? Its disgusting, I lost interest

>> No.49645981

Let there be at least be a collapse of the U.S, please God, please...

>> No.49645996

>>49645829
>>49645884
>>49645945
I want to be clear, that in the end nobody really knows
just based upon previous Fed days / market expectations in Fed funds futures etc, I think that it would have this effect where 50bps would be extremely disappointing for the market
there is a reason that the Fed was willing to violate the black out period to give forward guidance to all these different news outlets on monday

>> No.49646000

>>49645970
I prefer a trimmed bush and shaved legs

>> No.49646024
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49646024

Why are you ignoring this?
Why are you buying the top of everything? Why are you like this smg?

>> No.49646033

When do you guys think Russia suffered enough? I think when Nasdaq hits 7700.

God bless the USA

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>The Fed, which will announce its decision on Wednesday at 2 p.m. Eastern time

What the fuck? why would the announce it in the middle of the trading day?

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Reading this. Is it always better to hold? Is it okay to just cash in big for a moment and then immediately go back and rebuy your original passive position, or not?

>> No.49646062
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i've been wiped out

>> No.49646079

>>49646035
Keikaku to according all.

>> No.49646080

>>49645996
>the black out period to give forward guidance
The what?!

>> No.49646087

>>49646035
Be thankful retail actually can buy and sell when they announce it

>> No.49646093

>>49646037
>take risks buying in a recession
I have had 500k (100%) in leveraged products. that's literal baby play

>> No.49646096
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49646096

>outperforms BTC and the S&P 500
Apologize

>> No.49646113

>>49646080
https://www.stlouisfed.org/about-us/resources/blackout-periods
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/energy/the-fed-has-no-choice-but-to-let-this-tantrum-rip/2022/06/14/b1b3eb4e-eb9f-11ec-9f90-79df1fb28296_story.html

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>>49645970
probably catalonian
this is barcelona's mayor

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>>49646096
>doesn't outperform cash or SIGA

>> No.49646136

Isn’t the housing market going to hardly change since people have locked rates

>> No.49646137

>>49646113
Ty

>> No.49646141

>>49646117

The west is degenerate filth

>> No.49646144
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I hope you packed your SIGA bags

>> No.49646145

>>49646024
Hey, chuddling, moonkeypox is racist. WHO is changing its name as we speak.

>> No.49646157

>>49646093
So it's not hard to go back to the old passive strategy with minimal losses and keep going along the same path?

>> No.49646163

Liz Cheney REEEEEing over 1/6 as our economy takes a shit and Biden forgets what day it is, is the perfect metaphor for these worthless politicians.

People are clamoring for any fucking leader to step up. What an absolute disaster for these idiots

>> No.49646168
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49646168

SOXL AT $15 USD
>SOXL AT $15 USD

>> No.49646169
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>>49646117
Mayor?

>> No.49646170

>>49645811
>>49645602
>they saw only transitory commodity inflation, and it was not until they realized it was sticky monetary inflation showing up in wages ect that they decided to raise rates
did it really show up in wages, though? from my understanding, wages did not go up proportional to inflation, which is different from e.g. the situation in the 70s.
i'm also wondering if monetary inflation isn't also "transitory" to a degree. you bump up the money supply and then a while later inflation corrects the difference. once the correction is over, inflation cedes again, provided that there are no other factors boosting inflation. or is it that the increase in money supply also heats up the economy so much that inflation overshoots the correction proportional to the increase in money supply, perhaps even for extended periods of time?

i also have a stupid question: if debt is already part of the money supply (i.e. the toll is paid when the government hands out the bonds) and paying off debt via QE doesn't increase the money supply, could the US solve their interest payment problem by paying the debt off via QE, given that most of it is denoted in USD?

>> No.49646176

So 75bp is priced in. Which direction will the market move if it's 50bp? 100bp?

>> No.49646183
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>he thinks powell's rate hike is already priced in
>he thinks tomorrow won't be another red selloff day where even commodities are hit
>he's isn't all in cash ready to slurp
>he's coping bigly

>> No.49646190

>>49646176
The consensus ITT seems to be anything but a 75bp hike would cause a dump.

>> No.49646191

>>49646176
>>49645783
>>49645884

>> No.49646194
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>>49646000
For me its either trimmed or shaved(preferably). But I couldn't imagine her with a niggerafro down there and hairy pits. She made a terrible first impression of spanish women, like if they spanish accent isn't enough

>> No.49646203
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>>49646144
oh lord its coming

>> No.49646219

>>49646168
Remember when SOXL was at $70 and people were saying it's basically free money

>> No.49646226
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>>49646176
150p, crashing the market with no survivors

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>>49646144
I was going to post that shit. It's happening. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> No.49646235

>>49645996
so 50bps would result in a dump like 75bps but less worse?

>> No.49646242

>>49646163

Sometimes it's better when they don't try to do anything, cause they're so incompetent they'll fuck it up even more. Trump was great for stocks, because he was always positive and supportive of the markets, so if they went down, he'd shit on whoever was responsible (the Fed usually)

>> No.49646252

>>49646190
I am frustrated that we have come to a consensus. Does this mean we are 180 degrees wrong?

>> No.49646262

>>49646203
w...what am I looking at here?

>> No.49646275

>>49646183
We've been over this, commodities are in short supply and inflation is supply based. Fed can't solve inflation with beepis points hikes unless they go above the rate of inflation, which they can't do because anything over 3 percent destroys the government debt bubble. Vockler did his 15 percent hike in an era where debt to gdp was an ultra low 25 percent. current debt to gdp is 125 percent and growing.

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>>49646117
She was from andalusia

>> No.49646291

>>49646235
75bps should theoretically lead to a pump
put positions will unwind - this is a $3.2+ trillion option expiration
puts will close out = gamma + vanna squeeze effect = markets rise
it could always go the exact opposite way, but based upon previous history, it should lead to an option expiration rally
the rally will be shortlived a week tops, and a good opportunity to go short again - bear market rally

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Infectious disease one of the biggest threats in the next two years proposed by this guy and WEF.

Yeah I think monkey pepe is here to stay...

Sigger.

>> No.49646302
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Tomorrow is going to be a glorious pump, followed by massive short covering and more pumping throughout the week.

Going to be an incredible day, I cant wait.

>> No.49646318

>>49646096
>even outperforms inflation
Now that's impressive

>> No.49646321

Too complicated.
Market is down 9 weeks out of the last 10. Its down the last 5 days with 2 massive gap downs. Soon as the fed issue is off the table it pumps

>> No.49646323

>>49646191
I'm a dumbass who didn't read the thread.

>> No.49646326
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>>49646302
this won't age well

>> No.49646327

>>49646291
I agree with you and I'm homeless and always wrong so guess what bucko got bad news for ya

>> No.49646331
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>>49646226
>150p
my friend's dad is actually the CEO of the US Treasury and he said it's going to be 175p
don't tell anyone you heard it from me though

>> No.49646333
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>>49646144
Is that you Bill?

>> No.49646332
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>>49646295
Siga-Heil

>> No.49646359

Didn't bitfuck get the note that we're crabbing today

>> No.49646376

>>49646176
>Which direction will the market move if it's 50bp? 100bp?
50bp down
100bp down
It’s only down from here.

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Bros, we're fucking dead tomorrow

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>NOW EITHER I WIN BIG! OR I GO DOWN IN FLAMES
I dont feel good about tomorrow bros...

>> No.49646396

>>49646302
Jpow : "At this time it is the position of the Federal Reserve that rate hikes cannot further combat inflation, which is supply based, we are pausing rate hikes to avoid an economic crash."

>> No.49646400
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What is this pattern called?

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>>49646275
oil stocks yesterday were down 6-10% across the board despite brent/WPI being green

pic related, you

>> No.49646416
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>>49646378
CHONKER

>> No.49646422

>>49646396
I could see him calling for 50bps and saying shit like this. Its not untrue

>> No.49646428

>>49646410
>what is a forced liquidation event
retard

>> No.49646431
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49646431

3 MILLION ROCK HARD POXED COCKS JUNE 26TH NEW YORK. GET NUTTED AND EAT ALL THE SWEATY ASS YOU CAN. COCKS TO SUCK AND SHLONGS TO PISS IN YOUR MOUTH GAYSEX BROS

>> No.49646430

>>49646400
triple inverted clusterfuck

>> No.49646453
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>>49646396
I want to believe

>> No.49646456
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>>49646396
Imagine the candles...

>> No.49646465
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>>49646380
Famous last words

>> No.49646480
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49646480

WHAT HAPPENED TO WHEAT? I'M RUINED

>> No.49646485

>>49646428
yes, and it's happening again tomorrow. sorry you're bagholding and not a cash chad like me.

>> No.49646497
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49646497

>>49646431
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SEIGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
SIGA MONKEY MARINES COMING IN ON BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS

>> No.49646500

>>49646376
50 is a crab surely. No way it's not priced in at this point

>> No.49646517

>>49646480
people getting wrecked by commodities thinking they are a sure bet will never fail to crack me up

>> No.49646521

>>49646170
>did it really show up in wages, though? from my understanding, wages did not go up proportional to inflation, which is different from e.g. the situation in the 70s.
Yes, it’s why anything that’s a shit job has a labor shortage. I would chock up the uneven increase in wages to a relatively tight labor market right now, as well as a lot of the boomers with high wages outright retiring or dying.

>i'm also wondering if monetary inflation isn't also "transitory" to a degree. you bump up the money supply and then a while later inflation corrects the difference. once the correction is over, inflation cedes again, provided that there are no other factors boosting inflation.
This is generally how it works yeah, the money takes a while to work through the economy so when you first increase money supply it’s stimulating, more money to buy cheap goods, then it works its way into your costs and suddenly you have 8% more money, but your costs are also 8% higher now. Then those costs (labor, commodities) start buying things with their own new money. Generally the portion of inflation where the costs increase as well is where more inflation happens, as governments print more money or corporations borrow more money to account for increased costs.

>could the US solve their interest payment problem by paying the debt off via QE, given that most of it is denoted in USD?
Kind of? Japan is trying that now. The government still makes interest payments to the fed, the big difference is though that the fed is willing to take losses on holding until maturity, their bond portfolio is actually technically insolvent right now. Most creditors would sell the bond if they sense a currency crisis, the fed will hold that bond even if the value drops 99%.

>> No.49646523
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>>49646396

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>>49646480
Uh sir, will it seems wheat is still going to be a global emergency but the Jews found a bunch of paper wheat now.
So now they can use the paper wheat to dilute the real price. Standard Jewish stuff, no need to worry. When people get hungry they can just eat the paper.

>> No.49646531

>>49646396
this would be the objectively best course of action
which is why they won't do it

>> No.49646541

>>49646480
Russia agreed to sell wheat to Afghanistan today? Is that important? I don't know I don't trade wheat

>> No.49646542

>>49646521
shit jobs have had the largest wage increase I think. I'm not reading the rest

>> No.49646552

Le priced in :)

>> No.49646560

Cleaning out tabs and came across this article from last August. Lol. Lmao even.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/dollars-debt-trap
>In the initial stages of a market bubble bursting, there is a dash for cash. Investors will try to rescue what they can by selling, and we can be certain that the lenders providing margin loans will be calling them in and causing further selling. We can therefore expect a currency to remain steady, perhaps rising slightly on the foreign exchanges (depending on the counter-acting degree of foreign liquidation) while bond yields begin to rise, and stock prices fall.

>We then enter a second phase, when banks begin to call in loans more widely, because collateral values have fallen, and loans not related to market speculation are no longer secured. Both the asset and liability sides of bank balance sheets will contract through a combination of non-performing loans being written off and loans being successfully called in. Dollar debt, totalling at our estimate as much as $130 trillion will be under threat for all holders of it, and their losses will be substantial. And for those with debt obligations, who for too long have become accustomed to very low, suppressed bond yields, their economic calculations will have become seriously undermined.

>The response from central banks can only be to rapidly increase their balance sheets to compensate for the losses in the commercial banks, flooding the financial system with extra deposits to bolster bank reserves. It will take many trillions of dollars to stabilise a tottering $130 trillion mountain of debt and its matching credit, and the equivalent task for central banks managing all the other major currencies, to stop the global banking system from going under. The collapse in the purchasing power of all currencies will then resume with a vengeance, because attempts to stop bank credit and deposits liquidating into a black hole of currency destruction can only accelerate.

>> No.49646574

>>49646396
>Federal Reserve ... cannot
>economic crash
Words you will never hear JPOW say

>> No.49646576

Why did oil fall today?

>> No.49646591
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>>49646480
Wheat was just fear mongering. People will continue stuffing their faces. Buying wheat paper is gayer than picrelated

>> No.49646590

>>49646542
Luckily we were talking about why wage growth is low, if you’re not applying or not working the jobs with the largest wage increases then wage growth would look low wouldn’t it :)

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>>49646560
people getting unironically their financial news from zerohedge. literal gold bug & russian propaganda site that have been bearish on everything except gold since the beginning

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>>49646560
You have tabs dating back to a year ago?

>> No.49646608

>>49646480
Biden said "fuck Odessa. Use trains to ship your wheat and we'll chuck everything into silos at the Polish border. That'll feed the world and seed Russia's downfall."

>> No.49646612
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49646612

At this point I don’t care

>> No.49646619

How does higher interest rates cause recessions?

>> No.49646632

>>49646576
Bidenstein releasing more reserves

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49646635

>>49646530
SYNTHETIC
WHEAT

>> No.49646636

>>49646608
Formerly chuck's

>> No.49646643

>>49645719
No anon it's
>Lower than 50bps: omega dump as people wonder what the hell the fed is doing
>50bps: mega-dump as everyone sees that the fed is now fully in control of Biden
>75bps: pump then dump, market will initially love the move but it is way too late
>100bps: pump, market will see that the fed is going ham and is fully unconcerned with elections

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>>49646591
>mfw im gay and celibate reading this

>> No.49646649

>>49646612
Congrats on the green day!

>> No.49646657

>>49646598
Their timing was off but the dynamics seem to be playing out.

>>49646602
I am a tab hoarder, yes. This is perhaps the one case where it's paid off in lulz.

>> No.49646662

>>49646619
The cost of money increases and gorilla nigger companies that can only run on debt get fucked because money is too expensive.

>> No.49646669

>>49646096
Reddit stock
I kneel

>> No.49646680

>>49646598
Luckily BOA and JPM disagree with you. They leak all the fucking time on ZH

>>49646619
Increased borrowing cost for businesses and countries that deal in dollars. It necks the zombie companies

>> No.49646683

>>49646608
I'm pretty sure Ukraine itself doesn't want to sell the wheat so it was coming up with excuses as for why it can't. Maybe they'll blow the railroad up now

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>>49646612
SOXL!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GREAT INVESTMENT SIRS, BETTER THAN THAT PAJEET SCAM SIGA. WORLD NEEDS SEMICONDUCTOR STOCKS SIRS

>> No.49646697

>>49646643
can get behind this, new puts at the announcement pump

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>>49646648

>> No.49646725

>>49646648
Just go to literally any gaymen forum and offer your asshole up for taking. It's that easy for gaymen

>> No.49646736
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Scoopsies keep me and my wife's name out your mouth.

>> No.49646740
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>>49646680
>The Fed board is actually Tyler Durden
Somehow this makes sense.

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>>49646648
As a gay bro, is it hard to date another gay? I would imagine they are all pozzed with stds and cheat constantly.

>> No.49646775

>>49646725
i dont want to get pozzed in a one night stand thanks though

>> No.49646797

>>49646521
thanks.

>Kind of? Japan is trying that now.
i'll have to look into that. the only thing i know about the situation is that the yen is in free fall. is that the expected outcome for the USD as well if this were tried?

>> No.49646802

>>49646740
Ask yourself, as Fed Chairman, does J Powell really have 40 hours of work a week? Or would he, with a bit of insomnia, have time to run a 24 hour-a-day news site?

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>>49646765

>> No.49646813
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>>49646736
Get a new avatar you faggot

>> No.49646825

>>49646765
it's nearly impossible. even the ones ice seen date others are almost all in open relationships. my only cope is i can grow up and be a cool celibate gay like tim gunn or something and support my nieces

>> No.49646826

>>49646400
the lower high

>> No.49646833

>>49646275
>Fed can't solve inflation with beepis points hikes unless they go above the rate of inflation
This is true not to mention most inflation now is because of high oil prices

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49646834

>mfw catching the knife on Intel and SPY

>> No.49646836

>>49646775
>I'm waiting for my gay prince
Time to buy some cats then, same mechanics apply

>> No.49646847
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>>49646813
Fuck you nigger frog poster

>> No.49646851

>>49646657
post what the top of your browser looks like

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>>49646740
>>49646802
You may be onto something here.

>> No.49646864

>>49646736
keep my balls out of your mouth, sausage fingers

>> No.49646865

>>49646422
If he does one last rate hike for now below 75 basis points it could work since everyone is constantly trying to price in new rate hikes.
>>49646531
MBS's are going no bid, Jerome is sweating. He has to back the fuck off, Blackrock already told him that he can't solve inflation with his rate hikes.
>>49646574
Jpow needs to do something to save his own ass or he's going to be the scapegoat for a global economic depression.

>> No.49646882

>>49646836
better cats than aids

>> No.49646915
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49646915

You guys actually think the market is going to crash tomorrow? What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.49646917

>>49646485
>c-cash chad
you'll hold from the next bottom to the next top never making a purchase like all of cash gang

>> No.49646921

>>49646416
what?

>> No.49646928

>>49646797
Your welcome.

It might. I actually don’t know if that would happen, the big difference with Japan is they are a creditor nation, so some of the reason they are facing inflation is because their reserves are dwindling from other countries inflation. It’s possible that would happen to us too, I couldn’t say with certainty though.

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49646939

>>49646802
In all seriousness, their "open mouth operations" are actually really interesting and frustrating and I would love to know the truth about how they decide to troll the market one way or another.

>> No.49646943
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49646943

>Just buy an old EV that's worth ten times more than a 2009 shitbucket

>> No.49646945

>>49646882
Aids are manageable in this day and age. Imagine being a gayman and being scared of aids

>> No.49646960
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>>49646851
Not that anon, but with the session buddy extension, I can see how many tabs I have open just by looking at the icon.

And that's just the current session. I have tens of thousands of tabs saved in session buddy from old sessions. It gives me comfort that the tabs I hoard are never really gone unless I want them gone.

>> No.49646967
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49646967

Today: Market prices in 75 bp hike
Tomorrow: Market drops on 75 bp hike
Why is it like this

>> No.49646984

Cash gang is going to win hardcore. I tried to warn you, the banks are hedging for 3 more months of cash, open interest on SOFR futures retards look at it.

>> No.49646988

>>49646915
Do you happen to have the code?

>> No.49646992

>>49646943
>'22 Volt
I wish Chevy still made the Volt

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>>49646945
>just get aids and be on meds for life bro, dont be such a pussy!

>> No.49647013

>>49646960
>the ram needed to keep these tabs on file

>> No.49647027

>>49646851
This was on my phone and I don't know how to take a screenshot.

Pretend I just attached a Gigachad image.

>> No.49647030

What's the probability of shit crashing into oblivion tomorrow

>> No.49647031

>>49646967
Because the market wants a certain rate and the fed to act a certain way. If Jerome does 75 after saying he isnt open to it that means they dont have a plan and didnt predict cpi increasing and needing a 75. If they do only 50 it means theyre ignoring data. All bad.

>> No.49647036

>>49647005
Be a top and use a condom bro

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>>49646864
Honestly I'm getting real tired of this general. The only reason any of you have made money is because of me and baggot's sacrifices and stock picks and you thank me permabanning me. Your portfolios will feel pain once thought impossible. You think things are bad now? Just wait. This curse doesn't expire either.

>> No.49647043

>>49646943
EVs are such pieces of shit
Only tolerable thing about Tesla is the self driving research

>> No.49647050
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49647050

>>49646967
More like the market wants a 75 bps hike and has it priced in but daddy Jpow will hit us with a 50 bps hike and we dump even harder than if he did a 75 bps hike.

>> No.49647060
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49647060

reminder that it's over

>> No.49647065

>>49646915
I'd be surprised if we dont sse another massive 4~5% selloff like friday. Best case scenario we get another weak feminine rally for 3 days then we go back to dumping a lot more.

>> No.49647069

>>49646984
Actual cash or something like SGOV or laddered 3-month bonds?

>> No.49647079
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>>49646825
Damn that sucks bro. Atleast you can easily get laid unlike 95% of this board. But then again, you have to worry about stealth bros lmao.

>> No.49647088

>>49647060
I hate this dude so much it's unreal.

>> No.49647089

>>49646939
Yeah, they fuck with the market as both a weighing machine and a voting machine. Never thought of it that way...

>> No.49647115
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49647115

long UNG USO DBC XLE UUUU AMD
Short TLT FXY QQQ IYR
How am I doing

>> No.49647123

>>49647013
Unused RAM is wasted RAM

>> No.49647129

>>49647069
Actual cash, every duration is skyrocketing hard core except cash, the fed is still backstopping overnight cash yields.

>> No.49647133

>>49647060
I cannot believe that this is taken seriously enough to make money off people listening to his business advice, it's laughable

>> No.49647137

>>49645806
I'm using roboforex right now after switching from fpmarkets. Pretty happy with them

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49647143

>>49646939
please save the improved version instead of that disgusting hackjob image

>> No.49647147

siga

10.25 accepted

>> No.49647175

i just peed for like 30 seconds straight
long PEE

>> No.49647195
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>>49647045
jokes on you, weaboo
I’m the biggest bobo in this general
you have no power here

also, I wouldn’t get u banned like that bb, I’m still supporting you in your efforts to conquer the dark bussy of your desire

>> No.49647226

>>49647175
Long water. Though I don't know any plays now that Vidler Water got bought out by DHI.

>> No.49647231

>>49647175
>30 seconds is a long time to pee
low test beta bitch detected, real men go for multiple minutes

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>>49647147
>current shill stock has rallied an astounding 38%

I miss the 2020 market so much bros, there literally was a new stock going up 50% every day

>> No.49647247

>>49646967
It will pump because 75bps is needed, but dump because it is way too late, and because Jpow himself said that 75bps wasn't needed, it will look like the fed has no idea what it is doing

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>>49646847
You literally spend more on bitcoin 4chan passes than you have in stocks. Yet you spend all non work hours here shitting up threads with retarded advice. You are fucking cancer u nigger faggot homo

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>>49647238
>there literally was a new stock going up 50% every day
sounds fake and gay as fuck anon, time to come crashing back down to earth

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just found out i have boneitis. have to sell nearly everything to cover the treatment

>> No.49647277

this anime poster sure spends a lot of time and money posting here

what a joke lol

>> No.49647281
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49647281

Reminder that this is literally 2008 except it's unfolding twice as fast. This is the fun part where things start breaking and real panic sets in.

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>small caps at their historical lows
>literally no end in sight in the dumping

>> No.49647307

all you faggots calling for a crash are just poor as fuck and salty that you’re priced out

>> No.49647328

>>49647307
yes, and we will lose all our money trying to time the bottom

>> No.49647338

>>49647281
Fundamentally I believe this will not turn into the apocalypse until corporations and governments start losing faith in the federal reserve, thus the dollar. I think that is coming, probably sometime around when people think we’ve bottomed.

>> No.49647349

>>49647307
precisely

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>>49647249
Imagine giving money to a website that bans you. He was also telling bros to buy 4chan passes the other week kek

>> No.49647361

>>49647307
>>49647281
A crash is coming whether you like it or not anon, put your head in the sand all you want
and yes, I am positioned nicely to profit while you will be left (still) screeching

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>>49647307
I am very poor but I am in the melt up camp.

>> No.49647367

>>49647281
Ok, which major bank is about to go bust this time around? Since that is what caused that final tank

>> No.49647373

What commodity ETFs should I buy along with VTI/VOO when we finally bottom out (which we are no where close to ofc)?
I don't know shit about commodities but I want to go long on then after they get heem'd

>> No.49647374

>>49647350
I thought jannies received 100% of the proceeds from my 4chan pass? Who the fuck is paying them then?

>> No.49647383

>>49647307
We are literally repeating 2008 verbatim. We looking over a cliff of tomorrows drop.

>> No.49647385

>>49647281
I honestly don't see any indication that this is 2007 tier

>> No.49647392

>>49647307
duh. dont have time to wait for 10% a year, need 300% now

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>>49647249
That's it I'm done. When I get home I'm contacting moloch directly and casting a Jewish spell on the stock market. Just remember, you did this not me.

>> No.49647412

>>49647367
There’s 4 to pick from really, and they’re all feeding heavily at the trough. Throw a dart

>> No.49647421
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49647421

>>49647374
They do it for free sweaty

>> No.49647422

>>49647307
cope

>> No.49647424

>>49647338

This time they'll buy stocks imo. That'll be the bottom because they'll put a floor under it.

>> No.49647443

I must know the price of the stock market tomorrow at close. Kindly forward the details.

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>>49647421
And to be honest, they are very nice people and we should be more grateful for everything that they do.

>> No.49647469

>>49647307
Yes
t. 29 yo memellenial

>> No.49647472

>>49647367
Each crash is for a different reason. 2001 was just a tech crash plus 9/11. So this could just be a tech crash.

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>>49647395
U can't even post at your home lmao. U fucking tranny loving homo

>> No.49647486

>>49647365
Melt up first, then crash. It's glaringly obvious.

>> No.49647495

>>49647249
this is the weirdest fucking thing to brag about

>> No.49647505
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>>49647060
Pick the most interesting stocks you can

>> No.49647511
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>>49645940
That’s about 150% more than all the gold mined ever. Hmm wonder if this matters or if it’s Africa so nothing will happen.

https://www.mining.com/web/uganda-says-exploration-results-show-it-has-31-million-tonnes-of-gold-ore/

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>>49647484
I don't have to post it. You'll feel it. Later losers.

>> No.49647531

rocker is like one of those kids who grew up in a micro space pod in orbit

>> No.49647555
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crypto diving again, drop a buy order btc 7500 usd

>> No.49647566
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What does a diversified commodity ETF portfolio look like?
Give them to me

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oh my god

>> No.49647596

>>49647505
mutant fish my beloved

>> No.49647599

>>49647587
oh fuck off

>> No.49647607

BUDDY LOOK AT 10 YEAR COMPUTER

>> No.49647610

>>49647373
Take your pick https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/commodities/

Note they'll weigh different commodities and sectors differently. You may also want to look at LEAPS on them since their volatility is lower than what you're used to for stocks.

>> No.49647620

tomorrow is going to be an absolute bloodbath

>> No.49647625

>Gold was 1800 last year
>Crypto is crashed
>Stocks are crashing
>no end in sight
>gold still 1800
I guess the boomers were right

>> No.49647635

>>49647373
I've got BCD for straight commodities and DBMF and KMLM for managed futures.

>> No.49647642

The fuck happened at 3:20? Looks like there was a mystery dump before it went back up.

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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.49647671

>>49647625
Uganda just found a deposit which will increase the total gold in the world by 180%, it's over.

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>>49646295
I love how much he lives rent free in millions of Americans heads. I automatically know all about you and your totally independent non brainwashed beliefs the moment you talk about Karl Schwab.

>> No.49647677

>>49647566
100% NRGU. You get a diverse basket of the largest oil companies.

>> No.49647690

>>49647587
this shit is about as gay as all the bitcoin meme charts last rally

>> No.49647707
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So every firm and newshead was saying its 75 bps tomorrow. But If he raises it that fast it could wreck the credit markets couldnt it? Hes gonna want to go with 50?

>> No.49647722

>>49646275
I've read this everywhere for months now.
So what happens? We just slowly inflate indefinitely? No major crash, we just end up like fucking Japan and lose the petrodollar?? This will take years...

>> No.49647737

>>49647671
>believing niggers
they are going to try and get funding to mine it and then dip.
you cant accurately calculate how much gold is in a mine until you mine it.
We were supposed to run out of oil in 1985

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Ho hum another day. Got paid early. Normally I get paid on the 15th. KO dipped today as luck would have it.. Who am I to turn down a gift when its presented? Also bagged more WBD.

>> No.49647755

>>49647722
>slowly inflate

see that's the problem isn't it, we aren't doing it slowly

>> No.49647757

>>49647143
They both look like shit.

t. /p/

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>>49646598
Nothing says “I’m poor” like simping zerohedge.

>> No.49647776

>>49647762

>>49647762

>>49647762

>> No.49647778

>>49647707
This might be a first, but it’s actually unironically priced in

>> No.49647792

>>49647707
There are no good options. Only 50bp means he's cucking and letting inflation take its course, 100bp means everything is going to collapse. 75bp seems like the least terrible option.

>> No.49647795

>>49647707
>>49647722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

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>>49647707
6% interest rate priced in

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>>49647523
Imagine not being able to smug post when we start making money because you can't stop avatar posting. Fag

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49647872

What are you gonna do when daddy Jerome only hikes 50 bps tomorrow?

>> No.49647966

Man these guys keep telling me “priced in” and I just keep making money off of stupid easy puts

>> No.49647992

Can someone explain to me why people are selling over things like rate hikes and monetary stuff that doesn't involve fundamentals of a company? I'm just not really understanding why so many people or managers are selling if they thought the companies deserved to cost the value they did in the first place?

What exactly is causing all this volatility? Are you actually going to tell me that huge amounts of money is being moved out the market because they believe there is a better alternative? Are people really going to go for 2% interest 5 year fixed savings accounts as a safe haven? I just don't really get why so many people are selling when the logic would be to not sell. Companies had decent earnings reports and none of their CEO's made an oopsie.

>> No.49648007

>>49645940
>>49647511

It's tonnes of ore, not tonnes of gold. Small difference. Go look up average grames per ton at good mines and do the math.

It's being pushed because a lot of maxis are seething about the "digital gold" meme being shown up as bullshit. It was always obvious but now even normies are catching on. So they're lashing out and shilling this.

Bitcoin started as a libertarian rebellion against fiat, and now they literally hate gold more than US gov. It's actually hilarious how greed mind-fucked them. Lesson in there somewhere.

>> No.49648240

>>49647992
Financial asset markets are dominated by big players that have mandates and risk allocations. They will sell whatever is necessary to balance their portfolios. When financial conditions tighten they will sell regardless of fundamentals. Money becomes more expensive due to rate hikes and their funding costs increase. That is why most assets are more correlated than people think. And all the big players are in a 'risk off' mode which means that riskier assets like stocks will be sold off. Now compound that with hundreds of funds, their redemptions because of client sentiment and so on.

>> No.49648275

>>49647992
Everything is priced as a growth company. With higher interests rates there are worse financial conditions, and therefore less growth.

>> No.49648335

>>49647307
no im just all in on sqqq

>> No.49648475

Dubs and we're fucked tomorrow

>> No.49648514

>>49647671
And it will never leave the ground. Also it’s measured in ore not pure gold.

>> No.49648584

>>49647671

Uganda is an unstable shithole, and even if they started a mine there, it would be Chinese run, and they will just horde the gold to use it to back a Gold Yuan. If anything that will push the price of gold up.

>> No.49649724

>>49645851
>Blackrock buying defaulted mortgages? And doing what with em, anon? Putting them in CDOs, or whatever they're called now? I don't see where else the money comes from with that investment. I don't know shit tho

>> No.49649810

>>49645851
Depends if we see massive unemployment. Cant pay the mortgage without a job.

>> No.49650199

>>49649724
Renting them, bro. I've known some landlords in my life, not jewish but boomerific for sure. They got on that section 8 bullshit, guaranteed rent, if the nigger tenant doesn't pay the government does if you are part of their (((program))). Boomers are jewlites, they learned from them at the expense of every younger group and here we are today, right now.

I'm an electrician by trade but haven't worked for almost a year now, worked through covid but just lost interest in playing their jew games more recently. I got a spread in the woods, I'm going minimalist, six months in and it's a trial but I like country solo living waaaay more than city at the moment. I'm contemplating dicking down an amputee granny atm though, so you gotta be prepared for that. But all in all, I say go for it, we have to learn sometime and probably soon.

>> No.49651382

>>49647307
I'm more just thrilled that all the grifting troon groomers in finance are about to get heemed than anything else tbqh.