/biz/ - Business & Finance

OIL PRINCESSES WHAT THE FUCK

I WANT MY
I WANT MY
I WANT MY POOP AND PEE

STOP THE COUNT

Hmm... not gonna lie
This is unironically looking like a legitimate good time to kill myself. My family will just think, "Oh, he lost some money in the stock market..."
They won't figure out the real reasons

Niggers did this

Very fradulent and homosexual market today

>biden shit talks wallstreet
>half an hour rip

Tell me why tomorrow's rate hike isn't priced in and that I should go all in on uvxy and soxs

>>49639850
please stream it

>I SHOVE MY FINGERS INTO MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS

sour hour will be glorious

THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL

>>49639868
did you see yesterday? yes? this was 2x 75bps for june + july

I should've sold my PUTSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49639826
Energy talks going well!

alright Jews, pump TQQQ today or I’m going to kill myself. Can you live with that on your conscience?

look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year
look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year
look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year

>biden makes surtax on oil more likely
>no other news
>oil dumps
I cannot wait until im done with this clown market

>>49639868
Its priced in 3x times already. IF anything we may rip higher

Fucking interest rates wont solve inflation when the supply chain is causing like 60% of it. When he realizes this and says it publically, we can see a face melting rip up

>>49639457
What does that all mean? I still don't understand this hidden tiget thing.

I haven’t been here for close to a year any /NAK/ ppl left?

>>49639868
75 bps are not fully priced in. 50 bps on the other hand would probably trigger a relief rally.

>>49639912
Yes, they can. Goy lives don't matter.

>>49639908
It was a deadcat bounce relax.

>>49639920
WTF IS A 10 YEAR

>>49639850
This is the funniest post I’ve read all day.

Fr, tho. Don’t kill yourself. Don’t you want to watch everything go to shit and see your enemies driven before you?

Just got the short signal on oil.

SOXL bros...

>>49639920
>3.444%
Checked

>>49639820
in 2016 i lost ~20k gambling on nat gas, we had a "bomb cyclone" hit the east coast which historically ALWAYS results in natgas going through the roof, but it cratered
why? because putin was getting uppity so they wanted to hurt russia and manipulated natgas down
i dont gamble on energy anymore theres no logic behind it

>>49639965
it's a decade

>>49639965
A decade :)

>>49639942
If there’s a single concept I wish I understood years ago when I started investing/ trading equities, it was wishing I understood how Hidden Tigers work .

So many mistakes until I finally grasped the Hidden Tigers. Who come out. In due time.

>>49639939
supply low causes high inflation so make demand go lower to make inflation go lower
even grug understands this

>>49639965
Back to the crypto pits with you

>Redfin and Compass announce mass layoffs
housing done soon? Zillow layoffs when

Buddy... buddy buddy... check the hidden tiger futures... I told you bud... I warned you about the hidden tigers.

>>49639948
Jesus Christ no. Baggot is the last survivor from the NAK attack.

>>49639850
wait until october, if you can. there will be a historic global event happening. micheal burry is starting to see it, as well.

>>49639973
>chopping off my dick didn't solve all my problems

>>49639965
pedos wanting you to look at degenerate shit

>>49639965
>>49639984
>>49639987
How humorous.

>>49639942
>Volga shock
>zooma spread

Someone doesn’t trade options. What a nööb

>>49639954
I could see the market tanking on a 50bp hike too, it would signal that the fed is unwilling to curb inflation, the ten year yield will skyrocket and send growth stocks tumbling.

>>49639965
please tell us where you found out about this place

>>49640016
Stop posting this. It's not doing what you think it is.

>>49639948
Lol I haven’t been here in like 4 yrs before this week, but I lost like 75% on NAK…. Lost about 25k

>>49639942
time to hit the books anon

the time to short real estate was probably on the first rapehike. But is it too late now? Or should I wait for the relief rally to then short it?

Great

>>49640026
you may go back now, new friend

>>49640032
>is unwilling to curb inflation
Inflation has nothing to do with rates, and everything to do with energy.
Why are you not realizing this?

>>49639973
>Tullip
If this retard learned how to spell, he'd be able to read the fine print before putting his mushroom in a guillotine.

>>49640037
>>49639948

NAK ATTACK
2 more weeks we will be mining
fuck those fish

>>49640026
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

>>49639873
Idk how. Also I'm kind of ugly, no one wants to see that
>>49639967
>Don’t you want to watch everything go to shit and see your enemies driven before you?
My only enemy is my shelf

>>49639920
soon 4%, mortgages goes now almost 6%. definitely will cool down overheated housing market

>>49640016
>micheal burry
why the fuck did he just delete his tweeter

>>49640028
So explain it.

>>49639973
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_BW7PNwyGQ

>>49639999
Sure in discretionaries maybe, but the bottle neck in everything else wont go away.

That coupled with the half the country not wanting to work has more force then rates.

>NYMT trading at 0.52 Price-to-Book.
Going absolute schizo mode here.
This company is objectively pretty dogshit, but this seems way oversold.
MBS/real estate markets are absolutely eating shit right now, but I don't see why that justifies a 40% haircut on the liquidation value of the company.

Fuck crabs.

>>49640098
her name is cassandra shitlord

>>49640065
If they dont raise rates, the 10yr will rise, and commodities will continue to rise with it, higher commodities = higher prices = inflation. Why are you not realizing this?

>>49640098
are you new? He's an autistic sperg that deletes his twatter all the time

https://twitter.com/TullipR/status/1536422533230206976

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>49640098
mf got capped. watch you backs anons

>>49640082
>Also I'm kind of ugly, no one wants to see that
that's exactly why people want to see that. just imagine what a great filler it would be for the self-rekt compilations on /gif/: >>>/gif/22866842

3X leverage sissies are pucky I am too nice and lazy to grudge post. I warned you all over a minth ago get out and start making defensive moves. Instead you all talked shit and laughed. Well who's laughing now?

Inverse leverage bros are alright just make sure you get out before the bottom fucks you.

>>49640008
Looking at Hidden Tiger futes…3M option chains are pricing risk very asymmetrically.

>>49640060
LETS GOOOOOO

>https://youtu.be/lDlOK07BWW4
>10 points below average Since 1974
>Only 14% of Americans have positive view of economy

Any misc tips regarding companies and how their values osculate? What do you look for in a company to get in early on swing tactics? What do you look at for short vs long term investment, bros?

>Buy SIGA at 8
>sell at 11
>buy at 9.40
>Sell at 10.50
>Buy at 9.60
I might just sell now lol

>>49639973
why is this shit so funny?

My mood is directly correlated to the market because I don't have anything else going on in my life.

>>49640134
KEK

>>49639983
From watching oil for years now it seems that there is a theorhetical true price. The market will be manipulated or irrational or whatever, sometimes for months, then the price will be forced toward the true price eventually if the cycle is big and long enough. I *knew* the price of oil wasnt staying under 100 for the last few months but look at how long it took to break out when all the numbers are available to everyone and obvious

Esg has enabled years of this distortion

>>49640114
>but the bottle neck in everything else wont go away.
sounds like demand needs to be permanently lower then :)

>That coupled with the half the country not wanting to work has more force then rates.
pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it

>word on the street is that youtube comments wont load because the data server comments are stored on is shut down due to energy shortages

uhhh....

>>49640141
>Pours heart out to Twitter for support
>Becomes poster child for retarded trannies
But of course

>>49640060

Has a single person even died? Who the fuck cares about some poopy dick disease, let it spread

>we can hike, employement is strong
>companies start laying off 10% of the workforce
UH OH

>>49640184
GLOWNIGGERS ARE BROKE TOO

>>49640098
You do realize that burry is a full blown autistic man whose wife has to handle him in public so he doesn’t start freaking people out when he talks to them?

His wife handles his Twitter account and only lets him on for a few weeks at a time.

>>49640143
You DRiVing? I'm nervous I missed the entry.

>>49640141
>Business & Finance

What's next for us oil princesses?

>>49639850
Is this really affecting people's portfolios this much? Wouldn't you just sell when you see how bad it's going to drop?

>>49640176
>pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it
Really? Do I even need to comment on how dumb that is. More people in the labor force drives wages down, not up

>>49640202
thats just to get the party started

>>49640135
>commodities will continue to rise with it
Why exactly would commodities continue to rise? Demand destruction is very present, so raising rates is only going to FURTHER slow growth. Commodities CANNOT go gangbusters to the fuckin moon, m8. Eventually people stop buying, this is already happening for a while now.
Why can you not realize this?

man... nasdaq really holding up the card castle today

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>49640098
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

>>49640105
What do you want us to explain? Some of us are pretty helpful resources on /smg/ for learning about options. And how OpEx volatility treats the market.

>>49640206
Based. I wish I could find a tard wrangler to marry.

>>49640143
we’re a long way off from the bottom
we started heading to a bear market starting over a month ago now. It’s only been delayed because of fake and gay shemitah shit.
See: crabbing hard today when we should be dumping still

>>49640247
the wind is starting to blow

>>49640235
not much if there's lots of vacancies to be filled.

>>49640237
OR maybe inflation subsides and we rip higher on few rate increases because we fix the supply chains. I wont get worried until earnings start taking a bath, which they haven't.

>>49639973
is that some transgender guy. most Male2Female transgenders definitely dont chop out their dicks, only take hormones so their penor shrinks and grow titties

>>49640082
>My only enemy is my shelf

Go get a hammer and smash that mother fucker to tiny bits.

The thing I’ve noticed about suicidal types is they all love to complain. Why do you feel the need to express your disquietude with being alive?

>>49640245
when they started shorting copper back into the ground you knew it was ogre. We had a golden opportunity of letting inflation run because optimism was high post covid but the current admin bungled the opportunity to invest in the infastructure because of their need for foreskins.

>>49640200
Yeah they did have a death. It’s spreading fast. I don’t necessarily care about it, but you know what happens when (((they))) care about something. The writing is pretty much on the wall with this one, unfortunately.

>>49640098
Nigga was too real for this pozzed ass world

>>49640260
i need to find a midwit to develop my business ideas for me, i cant handle the minutiae of setting up websites and IP law and all that boring bullshit, how do i get some dingus to do the heavy lifting for 49% share of the company?

>>49640141
HOLYY FUCK IT'S REAL

If you don't think we are going to tank even more after the meeting I don't know what to tell you. Everything is all set up perfectly for a crash to happen. I say this being a perma bull

>>49640105
>Volga
>zooma

Do you know what “The Volga” is? What word also sounds like “zooma”?

>>49640266
The hidden tigers are growing wings...
Their enormous penii flapping in the wind as tornadoes begin to form...
Stay safe out there and wear multiple pairs of underwear.

>>49640175
When will they fucking arrest ESG?

>>49640245
Look at brent crude over the past few months sweety, nothing's stopping this train. It will end eventually, but your position will be fucked before that ever happens.

>>49639973
>I wish this was a joke
Oh but it is

This has to be, without question, by far, the absolute worst the stock market has ever been. This is batshit fucking crazy. The major indices shitting and subsequently pissing an entire fucking percentage point, in 20 minutes roundtrip, on no news, with no volume, for no reason. And this happens 5 times a day, every day. Futures and premarket have not ONCE been accurate in the past 15 sessions. There are going to be books written about how unbelievably worthless this entire stock market has been during this christ forsaken time period.

Legitimately, at what point do they just literally shut the stock market down for a year or two? Imagine owning a business and trying to secure financing using company stock as collateral or something. You would be fucked. You would go to a bank, and they would tell you to suck their dick because the collateral you're trying to use is fluctuating +/-500% every goddamn week, and because the entire US economy is somewhere in between completely nonexistent and an actual utopia, and absolutely nobody has even the slightest guess which.

Just nuke this fucking country and everyone in it, including me.

WHERE IS THE RELIF RALLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My SOXS is up 80%. Should I cash out ot wait for tomorrow?

DRV CHADS WAGMI

this tranny gonna kill xetself isn't xe?

You guys told me SOXL would be $45 again

>>49640141
>fuck everyone who let this happen

I mean, you’re fucking the one person who let this happen with progressively larger and larger glass dildos, so…

>>49640358
Hes in a nightmare? I just had one reading that

>>49640012
I think the Bagler died I haven't seen him all day.

>>49640341
the relief rally was this morning did you enjoy your .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% pump mumu?

next stop, pain town

>there are small caps down over 80% as of writing this

>>49640333
no refunds

>>49640333
you have to take consideration nasdaq almost tripled from covid dip within a year

>>49640333
>futures havent been right the past 15 sessions
I mean futures/premarket were way down before Monday and that panned out.

>>49639788
Bros, I just had a thought... this is based on gut feeling and social observations. Economic times are rough people turn to booze, this is based off an observation from a local economy back in 08 where a local booze retailer was the only one doing well in the area. I'm also feeling that for whatever reason Busch lite is freeking popular atm. I don't know if they are marketing on the tik-tok or they are mentioned in some currently popular country music song or something but rural working class are all about the busch lite at the moment, I keep hearing it mentioned and I don't even drink.

This is all gut feeling here but I'm saying broke ass people are about to be buying more cheapish beer from Anheuser Busch InBev as times continue to be difficult, although you can insert whatever lower end trendy alcoholic beverage just the same, cheap whine for the "mommy juice" stay at home moms or a cheaper hard seltzer for the girls trying to keep skinny. For me personally it'd probably be real bang for the buck with the everclear 190 proof and a bottle of cranberry to cover the nasty taste but like I said I don't even drink.

>>49640291
>their need for foreskins.
I still have mine, so at least there's some relief in this market.
>>49640319
>sweety
>not sweaty
You need to go back.
"Look at the price in the past! That works 100% of the time!" Nice one ignoring what I said. Demand destruction is here, and you need to google what I'm talking about. Stop replying to me, and leave /biz/

>>49640333
LGB

>>49640410
they took mine and I will bear no more foreskins for their satanic rites

>>49640358
what's the point if you can't even enjoy anal sex?

EMERGENCY MEETING
>EMERGENCY MEETING

>>49640358
oh N-

>>49640333
This is only happening because I am observing the market and am constantly aware of it's existence. I am the bringer of misfortune and badluck. Without me the markets would have been fine but the moment I started to get concerned with my boomer mutual funds and decided to learn how to trade is when things took a turn for the worse.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>49640270
>maybe inflation subsides and

>>49640316
It’s not the wings that you need to worry about.
It’s the tails.

;)

ORCL is the strongest company in existence, after the nuclear Holocaust the only thing left will be ORCL company and stock and cockroaches.

>>49640419
No, not "Let's go Brandon". You are in incel. Stop it. Now.

>>49640410
Sweaty is a tired meme you boomer faggot. And there is no demand destruction, demand for oil is still sky high, your whole thesis is based on parroting phrases you read here and dont understand. Please post your sub 5k portfolio or kys.

Hidden Tigers? Wait until you hear about the Hidden Dingos...

LOWER LOW

>>49640089
where I live there's fucking nothing for sale. people come in with cash offering 5-10k over asking minimum. But the Texas housing market is worse than most places

So I was sitting down with my friend Jay Pow Pow last night and we were discussing how the satanic jews have priced in a 75 basis point rape kike, but he's gonno go dovish and only rape the kikes 50 times instead. It's what we like to call a boom ya giddyup!

The shart is about to start.

Hidden Dingos? Wait until you hear about the Hidden Niggers...

Okay but why is oil falling too?

I just slurped for the next leg down

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN GOING INTO FOMC WHO IS THE BASTARD WHO SOLD

>>49640534
because you are holding it

>>49640513
I really hope the markets close red again

>>49640534
Oil always drops in a recession because economic activity scales back.

>>49640534
because i got DRIP leaps

>>49640534
>overbought
>profit taking
>less economic activity; less demand for oil
yadda yadda

>>49640461
Rejecting the new top of 375.

100bps

>>49640319
This is retarded my god oil chuds on /smg/ are insufferable white dudes who think Biden is going incinerate oil refineries systemically

I’m thinking of going tad bit short delta on WTI August 2022. Then straight -1.00 delta in WTI March 2023.

Quite frankly, could also go the CL backwardation compression play POST-hurricane (hurricane season gonna be rough in the south this year) as an idea as well, sitting @ ~$13 which is roughly $11.50 higher than the 10yr time series mean... hurricane hits in Aug, could blow out to high teens, R:R makes sense but in that scenario would have defined risk upside protection

Don't give me hope just to take it away.

>>49640358
I'm tempted to buy calls. It looks like it's bottomed out and as primed for a pump. Even if it's only temporary.

>>49640534
Because King MBS farted and Biden leaned over to an aid and said “there’s plenty of gas, these negotiations are going well, alert our media people”.

>>49640406
Why do you think ethanol prices are so strong?

>>49640482
>tired meme
>says sweety, instead
Lol do you even greentext, faggot? You really need to leave.
>parroting
Naw, literally everyone around me (I'm married, with a large family) is actively driving LESS. Literally less buying is going on, too. Shelves are piling up with GARBAGE tech. Which hints at what???
Lol exactly ;)
>inb4 imma millionaire
You're not, and you're projecting about the sub 5k portfolio. Lurk more, faggot.

>>49640333
Finally some unwasted digits. And you're correct volatility like this is commensurate with lower value. This is why short selling and day trading are actually considered good. There have been studies showing it helps with stability and stability is as important as line going up. Better for it to go sideways predictably than to go up unpredictable.

Will we see DOW <30k today?

>>49640534
something about slava ukrani

ay yo hold up. whys come the markets closed jooonteenth.

>>49640474
Thank you I didn't have that picture, I only had this one. Are there more?

so why did we start dumping so hard after LSE close?

>>49640445
Lmao, should be titled "Janny goes to the doctor."

GAY SEX BROS, EATING HOT LOADS OF POXED CUM ALL MORNING TO PUMP OUR SIGA BAGS. WHO IS CHANGING THE NAME NEXT WEEK DURING AN EMERGENCY POX MEETING BROS.

Once again, smg has no idea what is coming

>>49640621
Quasi Stellar?

>>49640605
Who or what is "King MBS"?

>>49640593
No position in oil just saying it would go higher if fed only hikes 50bp

>>49639788
Golds been consolidating for a while now, breakout next week or further crabbing? I can't see it dropping, would it be a good buy now?

When the market's crashing like this, I just leave and do other shit.
What's the point in panicking?

You guys all realize that the Fed is only crashing the markets today so that they can pump them back up next year, right?

>>49640657
1000 years of prosperity?

>>49640633
Liquidations probably. European hedge funds are among the biggest overcrowded beta funds which are over leveraged

Looking at you Baillie Gifford

>>49640534
>BIDEN ALLY FLOATS 21% SURTAX ON OIL PROFITS TO BLUNT INFLATION
>ON OIL, BIDEN NOT RULING OUT AN EXCESS PROFIT TAX: RAMAMURTI

>>49640669
It will probably dump because I brought

>>49640572
>>49640571
It never ceases to amaze me how degen you all are. Like, we tell you what's going to happen, that shit is finally crashing, and all you want to do is keep degen gambling on short term options to make a bit of bank off other retards on the way down? No one can time that shit. It's probably all fixed anyway. Why is everyone in here so averse to long plays, or defensive/smart plays for that matter? Wtf is wrong with you guys?

>>49640661
Next you're gonna ask who Winnie Pooh is.

lol, line go down

>down 30% today

>>49640632
Sorry, only one I’ve got

400c gonna 10x boys

>>49640661
King Mortgage Backed Securities

>>49640660

>>49640484
Are hidden dingos worse than hidden tigers ?

>>49640661
Mohamed bin Salaman. Crownprince of Saudi Arabia and probably who pulls the strings there

pretty skeazo kenguru day

>>49640733
>debit

I hate china and COVID so much it's unreal

>yfw this is the early stages if fear and we haven't even entered Capitulation yet

at least my china man fund is gonna go up again, glad I overweighted

>>49640661
The mortal enemy of King Dollar.

>>49640743
Nothing compared to hidden dragons.

>>49640698
Do they not realize that the oil companies are just going to pass that tax on to us thus increasing gas prices even more. Goddamn the Democrats are fucking retarded.

>be me
>see a bird
>think to myself "wow what a beautiful creature"
>get hit by a car

>>49640654

>>49640607
>naw
Ah, that explains your nigger tier logic. Seriously, just post your bloody portfolio and quit the pathetic larp already. You're using your retarded anecdotal evidence to imply demand is down even when every oil company is saying demand is higher than pre-pandemic and making record profits. Get back to wageslaving for your imaginary family kiddo.

>and we told them
>we told them that inflation was going to go out of control and they should not hold our magic paper
>we even told them to buy the ohnonono ahahha "dip"

>>49640747
>Crownprince of Saudi Arabia and probably who pulls the strings there
also formerly CIA's agent, currently Putin's and Xi's BFF

>>49640738
Baggot what do you do for a living? There is no way you can risk 10s of thousands on options and not work in a lucrative field. I mean the fact you're Jewish helps but there has to be more to it.

>>49640743
i remember the hidden dingos dungeon in zelda ocarina of time. you had to use the bomb flowers to get in and then you had to light the stick on fire to light up the tiki torches. oh man the hidden dingos were great.

spy down only 21% or something and nasdaq after tripling down 32%, you have to perhaps go
to 35-40% which is typical volatility range to create the spring jump effect up

whats the longest you went without checking your portfolio this year?

I'd love to look away for a month or two but I just cant

>>49640790
Just stop role-playing and making up the stupid terms which are going to confuse people like me. You can’t even tell me what role these hidden animals play within the market. You’re full of shit and I don’t think that hidden tigers or hidden dragons are real

>>49640793
they are just muppets enacting the plan for a controlled demolition. Yes they are retarded but they aren't actually making any decisions

>>49639788
is there a reason why uranium is dumping besides just following the overall market? wondering if I should buy more

>>49640793
They are. And while it's very unlikely anything gets passed, it's pretty funny they're simultaneously saying it's Putin's price hike. Like, he's done things to cut off his oil so now we need to cut off our own oil.

>>49640231
If people were rational and knew when to pull out, there wouldn’t be debates about abortion and welfare

>>49640805
IM DOING MY PART. GETTING FUCKED AND CUMMED IN BY 10 ANONOMOUS DUDES EVERY NIGHT BRO. DRINKING PISS AND EATING SHIT

>>49640796
>have a garden where birds constantly come in
>saw a hedgehog the other day
>also see squirrels come in
>get depressed realising my tiny garden is basically all the "nature" they have exposure to
>roam google maps to find fun areas around the world to travel to
>see less and less forestry in each country
>endless soulless farmland
>massive amounts of deforestation
we don't just need a financial collapse, we need a population collapse

>>49640865
nobody is building nuclear plants because our energy policy is retarded

>>49640738
>>>/wsg/4574986

>>49640862
>I don’t think that hidden tigers or hidden dragons are real
oh, you are above average if you figured that without looking it up

>>49640846
i actually don't do a fucking thing, i just sit in front of a pc and shit post on /smg/ and brows pornography on the other boards all day. I pay other people to make money for me and basically that's about it,

>>49640824
>Getting this mad over being wrong
Are all tiktok/reddit fags like this?
Much like the nothingburger virus, real-life tends to give you a good idea on how things are going. If you left your shitstained gamer chair, and knew something beyond your onahole; you'd know what I'm saying.
>BUT MUH OIL CUMPENNIES SAID WE GONNA GO TO $200/BL CUZ PPL WONT STOP BUYING
Lol okay, pal.

>>49640898
FUCK YA BRO, HOT POZZED LOADS IS THE PRICE TO PAY FOR PRIDEBUMPS

>>49640865
Waiting a little longer to get more UUUU, this is around where I last bought. Always accumulating URNM in my 401K.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-14/nasdaq-bulls-see-glimmer-of-hope-in-aggressive-fed-tech-watch

how fucked is the future for /biz/ plebs

>>49640862
The correct term is crouching tiger. It's the dragon that is hidden.

>>49640901
Don't worry the elite are working on that, unfortunately you will be a casualty of the population collapse.

>>49640925
Dude you are obsessed with reddit

>>49640098
archive is here https://twitter.com/BurryArchive

>>49640846
I'm Quasar, you got me confused with the Bagler, whom I'm pretty sure took his own life after his gookfu left him for me.

>>49640898
This picture looks more and more disgusting each time you post it, fucken kek

>>49640974
archive is here https://twitter.com/TullipR/status/1536422533230206976

>>49640901
>in my car listening to the radio
>someone is talking about gangrene
>i start to feel itchy
>i look down and both my legs are covered in gangrene
>i start to feel lightheaded
>i pass out
>wake up in the hospital
>both my legs have been amputated

STOP IT MY SIGA PUTS ARENT ASSIGNED YET

SIGA BROS WTF WAS THAT?

>>49640703

IMO gold ain't breaking down till oil does, and will not move down much. Both will only break down once there's real panic and capitulation in the indexes.

Lots of people point to gold coming down in 2008, but they neglect to mention: gold was a decently popular trade then, having gone up almost 300% from the bottom. Gold is not popular now and is still historically low vs M2. In 2000 gold was very unpopular and historically low vs M2, and it didn't even flinch. Split the difference IMO and call it 1700 bottom, when the broad market really collapses.

Not being allowed to day trade is literally preventing me from making any meaningful amount of money. I go up 15% but can't take profits so I end losing money on almost every trade.

>>49640974
do you think he has his eyes on pox

siga

>>49640868
Looks like my future in this profession isn't so grim after all. I just need to find a basic income source to reinvest and get started, I'll read a ton of the books on the op wiki first.

Is there always this much salt to enjoy?

>>49641030
don't be poor?

SIGA SHIT EATERS RISE UP

>>49640953
i wouldn't even care, everything is so fucked that there really isn't much to live for; those coming after me will experience even less freedom than i did

>>49641030
ITS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION SHUT THE FUCK UP SCUM

>gas freeport exploded
A lot of stuff exploded or burned recently, I wonder why...

>>49641030
just make less trads dum dum

>>49641030
>not being allowed

what's stopping you

>>49641024
Everything really is fucked isn’t it, everyone is talking about market collapse like it’s a forgone conclusion

>>49640998
if the Bagler's gookfu didn't leave him for me last night, why do I have pictures of her tits? I'ma be drinking saki from tiny cups wedged between these things and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

>>49641036
>>49641023
>>49641012

Big money is buying the shit out of this. Not retail. You fuckers are actually gonna miss out if you aren't buying. This shit isn't a meme.
You think its lereddit retail moving this shit?

>>49641072
yeah it's pretty coincidental

>>49641072
>Congress to pass law to ban citizens from noticing things

>>49641086
big money is paying you to shill this trash

Markets trading exactly with DXY again lmao

>>49640705
I don’t know. I just find companies I like and buy stock in them. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn’t. Most of the time it does. Simple as.

how do i view trades on the 5 second chart? the minute chart is way too fuckin slow

>>49641077
Money

>>49641030
she has a cute face andf I want to fuck her

but btw why aren't you allowed to?

>>49641086
That was a massive mega buy, on the open market, over 400k shares.

>>49641077
3 day settlement requirement for wagies, prob

>>49641086
Smg deserves to be poor. Retards yesterday claim its a reddit stock

>make 1400$ a month 15$ an hr 32hr a week got to school two days a week
>gas costs about 210$ a month if not more
>325$ rent, 220$ car payment 100$ car insurance
>food is now 150$ a month and i'm not even going crazy
>still have 500$ish spare cash this month even after paying down 600$ in debt
>3000$ bill due in January
>portfolio is down worth about 15k$ currently
>all in all I can expect less than 400$ a month to myself after wage slaving for most of it
how are you guys doing? gonna start selling my plasma 2x a week to buy calls on wheat commodities out to next Janurary

>>49641131
How do you get rid of that requirement?

>>49641132
>tfw I went all in around 1 hour before the pump

>>49641030
just open like 6 different brokerage accounts and then you can make 6 times as many trades retard

Hey goys, what's the 10 year yield doing?

>>49641106
SOXL!!!!

>>49641156
25k cash account

>be me
>see yurt at school
>be yurt
>tfw no school
>be me again
>go up to yurt
>yurt be like "what the yurt"
>I be like "I'm just here to yurt"
>yurt be all "yurt yurt yurt"
>suddenly
>yurt be like "I'm a chicken nugger"
>I be like "wtf yurt"
>be yurt
>I be all "cluck cluck cluck"
>be me
>WTF YURT

>>49641141
>make 1400$ a month
read that as day and I was all, 'not bad, you'll get there'

>>49641160
Good because I'm all in at 11.30

>>49641203
this is GPT-3 output

>>49641188
Is that like basically being your own broker or what about that makes the transactions instant? And why does waiting 3 days ruin his investments? The value changes while he waits?

>>49639965
baka, ngmi

>>49641203
Based

>>49641141
you're poor and stupid and you should feel bad

>>49641085
Enjoy your vacation baggie

>>49641030
Either buy 100 shares and then sell a deep ITM call for intrinsic value, or get a cash account and daytrade SPY options. Cash settles the next day and you're only limited by settled cash. 0dtes are cheap so beyond small accounts it doesn't really matter.

>>49641223
limited number of trades per week without the 25k minimum means less opportunity to make money (as a daytrading zoomer)

>>49641203
very yurtpilled

SCHEAB JUST CHARGED ME 4 CENTS TO SHORT A STOCK

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT TRADING WAS FREE???

please stop posting cringe

>>49641222
correct. i've been wondering if i should just give this place the last pity thrust that it deserves and train a language model on /smg/ posts, only to then let bots run wild in this place in a per-poster capacity that people don't easily notice.
expect it in a few weeks, days or months. you might notice, or maybe you won't.

>>49641141
I'm pretty cozy. I make 80k from my job. Only work 3 days a week. I get a little over 20k tax free in the form of gibs. I drop about 3k a month into ETFs. Do a little options trading. No complaints. Should be retired at 40.

I bought XOM and XOP, so that's why they dropped more. Sorry about that oilgang.

>>49641223
Dude, how about you google "babby's first look at the absolute basics of the stock market" instead of shitting up the thread

>Fibonacci numbers are found throughout nature. Therefore, many traders believe that these numbers also have relevance in financial markets.
Oh god these are the retards who control the fucking economy?

>>49641203
>>49641222
>>49641288
source for the yurtpill: https://twitter.com/funnycats22/status/1536686691972431873

>>49641085
10/10 TITS. Would suck poxed milk out of these

>>49641254
>new job
>treats himself to "dungarees"
sheesh

>>49641308
>I make 80k from my job. Only work 3 days a week. I get a little over 20k tax free in the form of gibs
does not compute

>>49641308
>80k
A month? That's not bad, you'll get there

>>49641322
Biden 21% tax on oil
BTC 21k support

Stop selling my crude you faggots

>>49641321
I don't see the thread having anything of value besides the OP to begin with.

>>49641203
I see brendaniel

>>49641370
based links enjoyer

>>49641322
>doesn't know about the moon cycle
ngmi

>>49641343
I got blown up a couple times overseas. The VA pays disability for life, and you're allowed to work.

Bottom is in. Let's go.

Celestial alignment on the 24th

The crab won

>>49641401
thank you for your service

>>49641322

>>49641326
I have access to the API. Seems pretty intelligent

SIGA!!!!!!!!!!

>>49641370
Then why are you down here in it? Seriously, go open an account with literally any of the zero-commission brokerages out there, and they will have spoonfeed-tier documentation specially crafted for the financially iliterate like you.

>>49641385
thank you, and i am

>>49641432
found the kike

>>49641420

>no hips no ass

Those are men.

>>49641436
>be GPT-3

Yield curve inverting.
Do I sell everything and get back in a few months for long term profits?

>>49641203
>playing minecraft
>find a bottle of Yurt Slurp
>drink it
>get teleported to the Yurt dimension
>in the Yurt dimension, there are no blocks, only Yurts
>every Yurt is filled with Yurt juice, and every Yurt is sentient
>you are the only non-Yurt in the dimension
>the Yurts all start chanting "YURT" over and over again
>you can't leave the dimension unless you drink a bottle of Yurt Slurp

thinkin crab is back

>>49641454
nope

that post sucked too

>>49641436
>>49641471
not bad

>>49641432
It was a hard life, guarding opium farms and patrolling inbred haji villages. But some dumb goy had to do it. Unfortunately that was me.

>>49641475
logic would say this is a once in a decade opportunity to go all in vix
meanwhile its down 4% on record volatility

>>49641475
that sounds like a great idea unless you get priced out in the meantime

https://vocaroo.com/1nKC0TsGd9fu

>>49641527
>>49641527
>>49641527

>>49641436
try
>be me
>be on /pol/

>>49641533

>>49640606
>Why do you think ethanol prices are so strong?
in theory because POTUS signed off on the out of season e15 bump but in reality I'm not sure. It's funny I've been watching local E-85 prices waiting for that magical moment when it costs more than 30% less than 87 octane making it the economical choice when you account for the drop in fuel economy, and my kid just happened to get a flex fuel car a few weeks back so he can use it. It still hasn't happened and I have a feeling it won't.

>>49641654

>>49641806
pretty straight foward

>>49641831
gpt3 does a little trolling

>>49641797
It was just a joke about people getting drunk, anon. But congrats on being able to seriously contemplate the prices in the background of the "I HATE NIGGERS" meme.

>>49640139
What am I looking at here?

>>49639973
Tranny Kaz Miller

>>49640176
>pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it
Depends on the jobs they are working. Jobs that produce added value goods that everyone needs will work against inflation. The problem is everyone wants cozy desk jobs with air conditioning.

I can't believe I fell for the Redbox nonsense. Was up $8k. Sold down $2k.

>>49642152
lmao

>>49640098
I wanna grow like to be like Michael Burry but not annoying like in that example. I envy his lack of social norms portrayed in the movie.

Ofcourse it dumps after I fucking sell my puts

>>49640733
May you rest in peace

>>49641072
Incompetent 3rd world people working the jobs now, don’t know what they are doing.

in 5 years time we will all laugh about this era and how we thought the market was going to end as we sip our all time highs

>>49640160
>osculate
that means "kiss"