/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49641358
/biz/ cant even make their own shitcoin without making hundreds of splintered groups, what makes you think we can collectively put money towards a pedolords island?

>>49641358
IMAGINE THE BURIED SECRETS
they will never allow a goyim to purchase this for any amount of money; the sale is fake

>>49641358
>Total funds collected: 135$
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49641358
Yes. And we’ll register it as our country and call it Kekistan.

>>49641358
I'm not touching Bill Clinton's cumstains

>>49641358
/tv/ will buy it if it comes with lolis

>>49641358
You buy the island.

Then what? You rinse and repeat?

>>49641411
They'll just clear all the dodgy shit out before they sell it.

Does it fall under IRS juristiction?

Someone start an EpsteinDAO.

>>49641542
No :)

>>49641603
Can a U.S. person establish a tax-free entity under the U.S. flag?

>>49641358
I can literally afford to buy this but honestly why would I want a whole pedo island?

>>49641358
I'd buy it just for lols if I could and write "Jews rape kids" in sugar cane in large letters so it can be seen from space.
>>49641411
Nah, every glow agency in the world probably meticulously combed through every single inch of land and grain of sand to destroy any trace of their involvement before it was put up for sale.

>>49641519
I buy the island and kick off every bizfag so me and my tactical anime maids can live in peace
Okay there will be a resort for bizfags but you have to stay in that area.

>>49641603
>US Virgin Islands
Why hasn't /r9k/ relocated yet?

>>49641681
No. It’s been kiked for sure. They should’ve demolished the place and sold it. Who knows how many girls got raped murdered there.

>>49641358
>some rich person things they dropped a piece of hair there one time
>Sends someone to kill you and burn the place down
I don't see why anyone would buy this place

lol

>>49641682
To explore the bunkers and tunnels. Whoever buys it is either covering up more stuff, or gonna learn a lot

>>49641681
On the Virgin Islands, I think so

>>49641785
it would be pretty nice to do some deep digging on the island, there must be some secrets worth finding.

>>49641603
So we could cash out without paying the IRS?
Interesting.

>>49641778
Can i bring snacks?

>>49641358
I thought there was just the one. Was that one a distraction?

>>49641519
Some artists really know how to make nice art.

>>49641795
They burned it already and filled the dungeons and sub bay with concrete.

>>49641876
two, the larger one blocks the view completely to what is happening on the other

>>49641358
Can I pay in Pregnant Butt?

>>49641842
Of course
The island is BYOF - Bring Your Own Fun

>>49641411
Please, they've already cleared everything notable off of the child rape theme park.
They wouldn't be selling it if they hadn't finished 'cleaning' everything yet.

>>49641358
linkmarine here. Would pitch in a small sum of 500k

>>49641358
i have $35 and a couple grams of weed. but gl guys

>>49641358
Damn that's pretty cheap. I guess nobody wants a rape island that the feds are already on to

>>49641358
How many XRP to buy it?

>>49641358
If I did buy the islands, would it be considered distasteful to open an Epstein Theme Park named "PedoRape Land" there?
I just, I mean I feel like the "Human Trafficoaster" would be a fun attraction, plus all the confections and snacks shaped vaguely like children.

It could be something fun and informative for the whole family.

>>49641358
I unironically could have bought this when dog and bat was at the top FML

>>49642211
Yeah, buying that island is basically the same as telling the glowies to spy on your entire life for the next 10-20 years.

Which I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal is fine, I guess if you hate privacy.
If you are doing anything dodgy on the other hand, well they already know all the best ways to raid the island so they'll be ready.

>>49642334
Glowies don't know about that 60' fire dragon sleeping on a pile of gold under the tunnels

>>49642334
generally once you are rich enough to own islands the feds wont bother with you

also you are going to have a lot of privacy. if they raid your place you can see them coming from miles away and have plenty of time to move your harem of underage prostitutes to a secret compartment

that is if feds even cared about such things in the first place

>>49642538
I'm sure that's what they told Epstein too when he bought it.

>>49642571
yeah and it was true for decades on end.
He'd been flying a lolita express since the 90s
yet it took them till late 2010s to do anything about it

>>49641358
/biz/ can't afford it

>>49642538
>>49642571
Plot twist: one of the underage prostitutes is actually a fed feeding info back to Washington
Samantha - 14F? Real Name: Darryl Watson 43M

>>49641411
I was just about to say this. Imagine if there's like, child burial grounds full of kids bones somewhere on the island. Creepy.

>>49642108

Gotta be at least one body buried there

Why would he bury evidence on his island when hes in the middle of the fucking ocean. He could tie bricks to a body and remove evidence from existence
you guys suck at this

>>49641395
because it so fucking stupid we might actually be able to pull it off
That seems to be how things work around here

>>49642718
>because it so fucking stupid we might actually be able to pull it off
the hundreds of other failed biz projects said the same thing word-for-word

>>49641358
DIBS ON THE UNDERGROUND SATANIC TEMPLE

>>49641529
the underground complex would be tricky to 'clear out'

>>49642755
i have been here awhile and i've not seen to many projects make it past the misspelled post stage

assuming there's fifty thousand /biz/ regulars (unlikely) who are sold on this idea (no way) they'd have to fork out more than 2k dollars american each (implying biztards arent fucking broke)

not
gonna
hap
pen

>>49643494
we could take the /k/ approach and just storm the beach and declare it the nation of /biz/

>>49643494
50k autists would be unbearable. Around 400 at $250k each is doable but you don't get much for your $250k.

>>49642650
They are surrounded by an ocean. The troublesome children have already been digested by sharks.

>>49643773
>$250k each
I could have afforded this in November

>>49643773
We would make our own tax haven

>>49643773
no way there's 400 people on this board who not only have 250k but have enough savings exceeding that that they'd even consider this as a hypothetical

>>49643695
Or the /g/ approach
>project gets off the ground with great gusto, lots of people pitching in ideas, plans and logos
>some responsibility is doled out
>one guy makes a mockup and posts screenshots of that, more logos are made
>someone makes a crude rudimentary website, more logos are made
>infighting erupts over which logo should the project use
>the project shrivels up and dies before real progress is made but at least we made a great lo/g/o

>>49643856
remember project tox?

>>49641414
Yea but it is $135 in bitcoin meaning it will be worth $135 million in ten years.

>>49641529
No they will blame whatever rich White person buys it

>>49643856
sounds like a plan

>>49642275
>"Human Trafficoaster"
i keked

>>49641358
why would you buy an empty cup for the price of thousands of truck full of wine?

>>49642275
>bring your kids!

>>49641810
>cash out
implying there are gains.

>>49641529
they dont remember where all the bodies are buried

>>49641395
Speak for yourself, shitbrick

>>49641358
Tempting. But…
I’d rather not go directly into business with you degenerates.

>>49641778
Then I kick you out and make anime maids my harem.

>>49641519
I’d drop 2 grand a night for modest lodging there. 200,000 more and the operation would be rolling in dough.

>>49641809
Yeah bones

>>49648543
My maids would unironically kill you

>>49641358
I'll wait for the price to drop lol

>>49641358
this can be our currency

>>49641358
i'm sure speilberg has already bought it

>>49652585
you just know

>>49641358
I can contribute 2k, but I want like a parking spot

>>49641358
You dumb goys better not start some kind of crowdfunding to collectively buy it and make it a tourist atraction with holocaust museum and expensive stale bagles.

>>49643773
kek

>>49652229
what is there another coin now?

>>49641358
So basically a camp for retarded children. no thanks. I can't even look after myself