/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49637740
https://www.mannarino-market-risk-indicator.com/MMMRI/

ITS FUCKING OVER

Are we back?

>>49637740
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49634959
....what's an ask (im new, fuck.)

>>49637761
MOMMY HELP

TD Ameritrade: Y/N?
For the purposes of an individual brokerage and IRA. I'm in Transguard but want access to leverage.

I’m still seething about the Microstrategy pump. How does “we weren’t margin called” translate into a 6% pump

>>49637766
yes bobos are gay as usual

>>49637740

BOIL BOIL BOIL BOIL BOIL

>Verification not required.

it's
beautiful

I want to go back to bed...

Aaaaaaaaaa I'm gonna craaaaaàaaaaàb

>>49637778
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS BOARD

>>49637740
DON'T DO IT POWELL STAY AWAY FROM THE HIKE BUTTOM YOU DUMB BOOMER SCUM

Have any of you ever had a grill sit in your face?

>>49637805
snippidy snap

>>49637824
no i sit on theirs

>>49637740
up up and away, this is fear mongering 101... the news didnt talk about inflation or housing or anything in 07-08 thats how you know its NOT going to happen, only a handful of people saw that coming. guess being an old fag has it advantage

>>49637761
Absolute ATH for the MMMMMRI index

>>49637824
.....a "grill"? No... A girl....? Yes

>>49637795
Think or Swim is cool.

Repost because I put it in the dead thread.

Earlier today an anon was screaming about how I needed to buy BOIL and I went and did it.
Whoever you are I just want to honestly thank you for the tip.

What do women smell like? I'm too scared to get close enough.

>>49637778
It’s when an anon politely ASK(s) you to sell naked calls

Cash

>>49637851
DXY
X
Y

>>49637824
Yes, she was kind of odd about it tho

>>49637816
I'll learn eventually either way but you could just tell me what it is.

>>49637854
Did you not realize where the news organizations in 08 weren’t as fucking manipulated as they are now

>>49637881
You're welcome
It can still turn around - but it was a good signal right here
We'll see if we can continue
Don't be afraid to sell for a profit if there is bad weakness
The dip was an extreme overreaction

>>49637881
no one cares that you're up 1% dumbass

>>49637908
kill yourself

>>49637778
You can easily google that...

"What Does Bid and Ask Mean in Stock Trading? In stock trading, the bid price refers to the highest price that a buyer is willing to pay for a certain security, and the ask price refers to the lowest price that a seller will accept. Both the bid and ask will change over the course of a trading day."

>>49637824

She was 6'2" and weighed 190 lbs. I'm 5'9".

So what, a 1,000 pt dump on the dow yesterday wasn't enough?

>>49637934
I got pretty far into the conversation before you started acting like a nigger about your skill less not profession. What, did you come out of the womb doing this trash? Because I started today

I sold everything FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

markets can resume pumping now

>>49637917
I'll keep your words in mind fren.

>>49637918
I'm up 10% right now actually.
Bought in at 71.38 and its 79 now.

>>49637948
based lying anon

>>49637672
That's kinda true, but not entirely: there are plenty of probes in basically untouched areas like the poles, rainforests, deserts, etc.
Also it's true that greenhouse gases are a thing, it's just that their effect is rather local and temporary unlike what the climate niggery says, so temperature in urban centers increases both due to more pollution and due to concrete everywhere (it's well known that keeping trees around your house will significantly help regulate temperatures for instance).
What's definitely true is that most true fluctuations are due to things like solar activity, not human involvement. A simple demo is that when a volcano erupts, it outputs 10k years' worth of human gas production every single day.

>>49637824
yes, some fat whore sat on my face at the frat house when I was passed out drunk pissed me off

>>49637976
how does it feel?
i've been considering capitulating recently.

Fun fact: The NASDAQ has flipped from positive to negative, or vice versa, TWENTY THREE times today!

Another fun fact: This market is pure, unadulterated, stage 9000 cancer and every single person participating in it should fucking kill themselves!

>me watching all these anons capitulating the last 48 hours or so

the stock market gods will need a sacrifice or two before this thing can be over. it's true of every real bear market, blood must flow. tiger global could fit the bill, crazy cathie is another option, maybe even musk if his leverage entanglements go wrong. but it needs to be big, otherwise it doesn't matter.

>>49637962
What part of depression don’t you understand?

>>49637948
The conversation had a context and it would- nvm. I'll just go back into reading on things. Plus 1 at any of you overdosing if you're ever on the edge, can't wait until a NotLN happens again and you jewish retards get hung up by your entrails

>>49637850
Yee claw

>>49637996
>TWENTY THREE times today

I HATE THIS FUCKING MARKET

>>49637988
There's plenty of probes in touched areas like your ass

>>49637979
oh ok

>>49637824
Is it normal for pussy to taste kind of bad? I never liked doing oral, it fucking sucks desu.

>>49637912
that just helps my argument, if they KNEW about it in 07 they would of been all over the place warning people but again, everything seemed fine until it wasnt in 08. today they are being told to tell you to be FEARFUL and everything is just a little bit higher than they "expect" but just you wait... something "big" will change the narrative and we will have a stable summer

round and round we go until, unexpectedly, we go boom

f(x) = sin(x)

>>49637999
Yes. I used my cash to buy AFCG!
>>49638030
Vagisil

>>49638030
It depends on the girls diet. I like the taste usually

>>49637999
>capitulating
I keep seeing this phrase. Is it where you make wooden structures to throw large rocks at buildings?

>>49638009
>tfw it's Citadel

>>49638030
what do you think comes out of it? lol, lmao even, congratulations on lapping up old urine to please a roastie.

>>49638026

>>49638015
Me on the right

>>49638030
salty milk and bags of coins

>>49638030
until recently i thought so
my current girl's is actually quite nice
it's nice cause i can make her come easily and then i can go to down and do my thing and she's already been satisfied. feels pretty good.
>inb4 simp

>>49638030
You probably have AIDS, no cap get checked frfr. I heard the cure is DRV so I'd get some asap

>>49637824
Yes my fat ass gf facesits me every night and rubs her pussy all over my face

I'm scared shitless and never did puts. What's the most straightforward way to hedge a crash tomorrow? Give me tickers, strikes, expirations.

>>49638032
Based on your own words and thoughts you are saying that ‘they’ are keeping people with false hope that things will get better and not as bad as they are: it’s worse actually, we are starting a depression. We printed money through are recession during covid
>there is no boom until November elections
>the boom will just be the bull trap before recovery in 24

>>49638118
Just buy 3x inverse ETFs, NERD

>>49638118
Want me to put the order in for you too?

When does the fed rate hike happen?

>>49638047
>>49638069
>>49638057
>>49638091
She uses intimate wash and I only ever do oral when she showers first.
But it still tastes and smells just kind of unpleasant. That's why I almost never do it.

>>49638118
sqqq, soxs, spxs
go all in
thank me later

>>49638156
it happens when you stop being a bloody bassturd bitch

>>49638136
US is doing better then anyone else, global capital will flow to US bonds and equities

>>49638118
I remember my first trade

>>49638118
Buy puts on shit piss 500, ez money

>>49638015
This might be the wittiest thing ever posted here.

>>49638118

Markets are going to pump for the rest of the month dummy, bobo's had their fun

>>49638118
Just buy a SPY straddle 30 days out if you want to be extremely safe.

>I sure am glad I bought all those MO sha-ACK!

>>49638156
8pm, Thursday after the super bowl. FFS summer is here

>>49638106
lucky, i cant get mine to, shes scared shell crush me

>>49637761
>https://www.mannarino-market-risk-indicator.com/MMMRI/
it says it was low risk in november. If I had bought then I would have lost money. Who made this dipshit metric?

>>49638202
>DWAC

>Hikes rates by 0.75%.
>Saves the market.

Why is my oil stock not doing sum.

>>49638203
why is the super bowl in the summer this year? I thought it was usually in feb

>>49638231
When is the next hike?

>>49638156
When The Tigers Come Out Of The Closet.

You know exactly what I mean.

>>49638136
no im saying they are spinning a narrative that the fed "saves" the day to restore creditability since everything is finally realizing the print money meme was an enormous fuckup.

stairs up, fatties off porches down

>>49638276
the economic fuckup is oil.

>>49638265
when you stop being a fucking newfag asking a ton of questions

ffs there is no bottom

damn it's so quiet today. Where are all the bullbros??? Something sure smells good though...

>>49638286
>fat retard trying to walk at a 45 degree angle
how do i profit from this?

>>49638276
Oh. Yeah, as soon as the market ends green for one day, every news outlet will watch Bidenas he will do burnouts on the white house lawn claiming victory over a successful recovery.

The intrinsic value of the Standard and Poors 500 is ZERO United States dollars

>>49638265
Tomorrow.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/14/starbucks-union-company-threatens-that-unionizing-could-jeopardize-gender-affirming-health-care.html
Nooo not the heckin trannies

>>49637778
this is what happens when you dont put links in the OP

>investopedia.com

>>49638060
It means surrendering my dear ESL. They sold.

>>49638030
black girls taste horrible. white girls who are wealthy taste like was water

>>49638312
Zoomers can't into search engines. They require constant spoonfeeding.

>>49638312
I was hoping you would save me a trip to CNBC to look. I’m sorry your majesty for disturbing you. Better we all get a face ful of adds than be helpful.

>>49638353
>Go woke go broke
Serves all these high corps right

>all those talking heads last week who said that inflation was going down and 395 was the bottom of this correction totally not a Bear Market by the way
Oh they're going to see a correction all right cheeck news rats!

I’m down 25% on BRKB
I bought the absolute top

>>49637740
Its going down again tomorrow
I would bet on it but then Bogdanoff would pump

>>49638296
yup, Dems already angling the future recession as being caused by the oil companies price gouging so that if they ever have any legislative control ever again (LOL), they'll use it to get revenge on them but without giving consumers incentives to go for """green""" energy. the vague bullshit bill they tried to pass was them angling for the future to say they tried to stop it but le ebil republicans let it happen.

>>49638168
she probably eats too no fast food and junk food

Bros I have a buddy who works closely with big ol daddy JPow. He said they are changing it up tomorrow, it's a market reveal party. You know, like the shits that caught Calli on fire. Anyways, he's going to do a burnout, the color of the smoke will be either green or red. Hope this helps someone make money

>>49638333
checked, however, it never fails to amaze me how you zoomers cant see past 24-48 hours

Got paid early. Normally its the 15th. As it happens KO dipped today.. Who am I to let opportunity pass?.

stock market down 1%
vix down 1.5%

those reddit retards want to fuck with the system through GME? if they were smart they could crash this entire card castle by short squeezing VIX

>>49638353
These truly are the end times. I would short SBUX if I didn't think they were recession proof due to soi's need for their daily $5 lattes.

>>49638410
too much*

>>49638399
You must love wrestling

>>49638398
The brothers are dead, as soon as they left this material plane the market topped and they dumped it one final time. With them gone and no one brother to give the orders to poomp it, it will just crash forever.

>>49638156
Should be announced today or tomorrow. The fed meeting has already begun.

>>49637892
What race?

>>49638356
digimon garlic champions

>>49638421
reddit has never had a single bit of influence or power outside of a couple of bullshit short squeezes

>>49638421
>reddit controls the stock market

>>49638418
Dumb ass, I’m 28. You think you could have this convo with a zoom zoom? Most everyone here is a millennial except rocker, he has that zoomer at heart perk

SPY calls on Jerome saving the market

>>49638481
Yeah they do. Reddit caused the GME and AMC squeezes and other short squeezes that happened with gargantuan volume of call option buying

Sold half my stock yesterday. Just checked if the stocks I sold dropped more. All but one dropped since I sold.

>>49638060
american education system working as intended

>>49638490
most everyone here is rockers age

>>49638445
You don’t?
>>49638421
This is how we know the bottom isn’t even close to in

>>49638421
>short squeezing VIX
Literally the dumbest thing I've read in these threads.

>The CPI news this morning was so awful that it changed the bond market’s view of Fed trajectory, and the weakest sector broke. In bond jargon, MBS went “no-bid.” No buyers for MBS. Then a few posted prices beyond borrower demand, not wanting to buy except at penalty prices. Overnight the retail consequence has been a leap from roughly 5.50% to 6.00% for low-fee 30-fixed loans.
How much trouble are we in?

>>49638490
Wait I thought everyone under 30 was zooming no cap

How are there so many posters here. Do you guys not work? Or just shitposting from your job?
>I only work weekends which is why I'm here.

>Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

>>49638227
>Who made this dipshit metric?
Financial genius Gregory “Totally not a schizo and a fraud” Mannarino did

>>49638565
I wfh, which means I barely work

>>49638447
Based, currency is flawed I shall embrace the return to barter based economy

>>49638565
>Go glow elsewhere

>>49638545
Jerome won't willing crash the market.
He still believes in a "soft landing". I would pick up calls.

Natural Gas bros we got too cocky

seriously wtf the fed can now print natgas? Oil to the moon, but gas down?

>>49638565
I'm at work now. Sitting at my desk with my coke

>>49638545
hope you have cash or metal cuz anything digital is gonna be frozen

>>49638060
That's trebucheting, fren

>>49638603
>Oil to the moon, but gas down
Take a guess why

uranium chads I'm pondering buying this dip but I don't have money to invest anymore, should I go into debt to buy this dip?

>>49638619
shoo shoo warren buffett

>>49638565
back busted this weekend and got the whole week off. I just assumed everyone was just shit posting from the toilets at work.

Are we going up or down tomorrow lads

>>49638531
You don’t know how to short squeeze VIX? Lol.

Reddit short squeezed VIX through derivatives before. Many times in 2018. And in 2020.

>>49638545
30-fixed was already at 6% lol
they're more at 6.7% now

>>49638322
The bottom is when the middle class is eliminated

>>49638592
Why would the feds be tracking some retards that lose money? You really think Rocker and Baggie are high up on their terrorist watch list?

>>49638598
Biz says buy calls? Im buying puts

>>49638645
I do that. And also shitpost in front of everyone else.

>>49638565
i work service 2-10pm cst, trade mornings and request off opex/fomc days

>>49638603
a major usa LNG export terminal had issues or something

I want it to go back up so I can buy more cheap puts :(

Found out why not gas got rugpulled

>>49638506
You are about 8 months late, chud.

>>49638692
are you posting from an ipad you fucking normalfag?

>>49638565
I shitpost from work. Those are all men btw.

>spy red
>tech shit still somehow green

utilities down 13% in two weeks while recession is a given and the 10 year surely can't keep going up at this pace. Think putting a couple grand in some calls is solid

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT! THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING! VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>49638565
Sysadmin
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>>49638327
Sell her a mobility scooter and a ramp.

>>49638671
Go ahead. Buy puts when the market is already super bearish.

>>49637740
so any news on why gas dumped 15% today?

>>49638759
Makes sense. I bought calls during the bull run.

WTF is the 340/345 spy put volume on 17th?

SOXL price target for Friday? $20? $22?

I'm thinking at least $19

>>49638565
many of us make our living from trading

>>49638692
>derp
you should buy OTM SPY calls

>>49638034
f=sin
faggotry = sin

>>49638776
Do you not read the thread?
>>49638786
Degenerate gambling
>>49638796
16

>>49638759
so you’re saying we should sell now, right? before it goes lower? hmm…

>>49638786
OpEx day buddy. There are going to be fireworks

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

What is an unironic bulletproof play in this environment?

>>49638740
>Those are all men btw.
Good.

>>49638836
killing yourself is usually pretty viable

>dow -65%
>nasdaq +15%

>>49638786
big money might as well sell puts while vega is still high

>>49638836
Buy oil stocks when they (and everything else) tanks tomorrow. Sell for 10-20% profit in a month.

>>49637816
Jews are responsible

>>49638826
>>49638749
>>49638566

Get help dude

>>49638375
just use an adblocker

>>49638873

>>49638776
the freeport lng facility will be offline longer than anticipated, so the spread between us gas and european gas got wider

since it is an lng export facility, the us will have a glut of ng, while europe will continue limited supply due to sanctions

>>49638490
>Dumb ass, I’m 28
hello fellow zoomer

>>49638836
Load up on Vanguard ETFs. Hold long term.

i'm a literal retard who wants to invest some of his hard earned money.

1. are ETFs / index funs a good idea
2. if yes, which one? or are they all more or less equal?
3. is now a reasonable time to buy or do you think the market will keep crashing for quite a while?

>>49638786
>what is a hedge

>>49638962
tell us where you came from. we need to make out the source of newfags.

>>49638951
Women's sports so much better than faggots watching sweaty men.

remember your training

>>49638826
I am both drunk and retarded, however it has made me money thus far

>>49638983
the only women's sports worth watching is golf and tennis

>>49638962
No, buy physical gold. Now is not the time to enter the market.

>>49638951
Me with the kung fu grip

>>49638962
take us to your leader, gay one

>>49638962
go to a normal forum to ask for this kind of shit, we only long anime here

>>49638639
>Take a guess why
0/6,000,000

>>49639008
hey it's pride month, loud and proud brother good for you. I like the one's where they are wearing less clothes but I can understand a faggot wouldn't get the appeal.

>>49638692
>the state of /smg/

>>49638962
Buy one share of SPY each month.

>>49638759
time for another bear market rally

>>49638981
ive been coming here sporadically for the last 3 years or so. a friend of mine bought some shitcoin so i had to buy some as well to one up him and thats how biz became relevant to me as a board.
>my coin outperformed his
i never learned anything about finances tho, i just like the meme and watching people lose 50% of their income

Whos ready for a 5 week pump following the FOMC meeting?

We've been drilling straight down for the past 3 weeks I think its time for a good old fashioned bear hunt starting tomorrow

>>49639041
OY VEY

>>49639053
says the guy simping for dike softball players

>>49638962
>Asking advise on /biz/
Its already over for you

The Hidden Tigers Are Prowling.
Hiding Away In The Shadows.
But They Will Soon Pounce.
Beware Of The Hidden Tigers.

Q

>>49639013
pls elabroate

>>49638196
we just had the bear market rally for the quarter; it ended on friday

>>49639075
i got a 1dte c3900 on spx
im ready for a very quick bear hunt
dont judge me

>>49639094
what is this autism and homosexuality?

>>49637795
They are good. Both beginner friendly and good for more sophisticated traders to (especially with think or swim).

>>49639060
>buy one big dying mumu each month

Bought back into BOIL after this dip, so prepare for it to hit $20 because I’ve lost every time I’ve tried playing the BOIL game.

>mr sun came up and he smiled at me
>said its gonna be a good one just wait and see
>jumped out of bed and I ran outside
>feeling so extra satisfied
>its the best day ever
>best day ever

>>49639110
8 hour sleep a day, damn this king living the dream

>>49639108
pls post bussy

>>49638962
1. yes, over the long run, if you invest in index ETFs, and keep investing buying more, you will eventually retire a millionaire
you are looking at around 6% return a year expected
2. if you have enough money to buy 100 shares worth, do SPY as the liquidity on selling covered calls is much better. if you don't have enough for 100 shares, or you plan on not actively trading selling calls on the shares, buy VOO as it has lower fees (really they are negligible)
You could also buy total market funds, or growth funds. You could also put a portion of your portfolio in QQQ if you are bullish on tech
3. Realistically, the market will fall more by the fall, potentially another 10-20% on the S&P500
however it will not all be at once, there will be vicious rallies to the upside
it is also possible that this expiration this Friday is the bottom / catalyst for the move higher in the short run
You don't have to buy all at once - if you are unsure, you can dollar cost average in your purchases
If you buy in, there will be times that you will be up in the shortrun, but in the intermediate run I think you would lose money until the market bottoms and the boom bust cycle completes

>>49638786
>>49638816
>>49638825
>>49638977
you've seen this before?

I should've sold my puts, it's poomping now

>>49639108
Apmex buy gold and silver rounds(not coins) they have the lowest premium over spot, then wait a year for the market to bottom, sell your pms and buy SPY.

>>49638962
>1. are ETFs / index funs a good idea
It's the only way you'll be able to retire unless you figure out how to beat 10% gains a year.

>2. if yes, which one? or are they all more or less equal?
VOO or SPY for the SP 500. VTI for total US market. VT for US and Global market together. Can't go wrong with any of them. QQQ for Nasdaq 100 if you're into tech, but it's more risky.

>3. is now a reasonable time to buy or do you think the market will keep crashing for quite a while?
There is never a bad time to buy. Dump as much money as you can afford. And dollar cost average with your paychecks.

>>49638962
>1. are ETFs / index funs a good idea
yes, especially since you are asking you are a midwit
>2. if yes, which one? or are they all more or less equal?
BUY AN OIL ONE
>3. is now a reasonable time to buy or do you think the market will keep crashing for quite a while?
it will, but you should buy either way

>>49638962
If you just sold all of your crypto bags are coming into the stock market expecting to find a safe haven you are so laughably retarded that it serves you right to have lost all of your money gambling on fake internet money. No. Don't buy now. People are going to tell you to dollar cost average but you'll find more opportune times to start allocating money into the market at the end of the year. I don't think people understand that this is going to be a lost decade for (most) stocks. Unless you're willing to literally wait 20+ years to break even and then turn green then hold off until the market crashes some more and people are saying that it's the end of capitalism and that the stock market will never recover, blah blah blah. Then it will be time to aggressively start buying. Just buy a low cost S&P 500 ETF like VOO and call it a day. If you are going to stock pick then should should start learning now. It took me almost 5 years to become a profitable trader/momentum investor and 8 to become consistently profitable. I'm 10 years in now and I'm getting chopped around and have been for the last 6 months but I'm still up. For what it's worth I think the market bottom will come in 2025-2026. I'm older than most people here and I've been through the 2000 dot com boom and bust, 2008, 2020 Covid crash and whatever the fuck we're in the middle of now.

t. Actual boomer

>>49639094
I see Hidden Tigers
On SPX
I can’t get them
Out of my head

>>49638651
You can't short squeeze volume. It's an ethereal concept.

>>49639075
Anything that comes after the meeting will result in more crashing anon. Nothing they can do will get the markets to pump. A 50 bp hike will cause it to crash ad 75 bp hike will cause it to crash, having no rate hikes will cause it to crash and so on

SOXL to $20 EOW

Lets goooooooo

>>49637795
I like Think or Swim. Keep in mind Charles Schwab acquired TDA in 2019 and is going to start migrating TDA accounts next year. They aren't getting rid of ToS though.

>>49639225
Reddit. Short squeezed. VIX. You. Idiot.

Haha what the fuck this is the actual bottom

>>49639221
CRBPajeet, what are hidden tigers? put spreads?

>>49638985
Even Mannarino is bearish, buddy. It’s fucking over. The timeline is accelerated. The crash happens now. Gold, silver, commodities and inverse ETFs are the only way.

>>49639094
Why are they hiding? Why do they reveal themselves now?

>>49639060
Second that, it's the easiest option if you just want to invest broadly in the USA.
If you're some kind of doomer buy ammo, not even gold will help you if shit really goes down.

>>49639074
>just like the meme and watching people lose 50% of their income
based, same
>>49639075
>I think its time for a good old fashioned bear hunt starting tomorrow
lol, it will be the rally to end all bulls

>>49639263

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>49639084
So I'm more gay than you who watches men?

>>49639258
imagine the kind of shits she must push out of that dumpy

>>49639187
it's a put spread. see how the volume lines up. they make $5 for every paired contract if the market doesn't dump 10% by friday

>>49639258
why is she looking at me like she's gonna eat me for breakfast

I took a shower but I still smell sour

>>49639187
Algo trading? Yes, yes I have. Have you seen this before?

>>49639187
Yes. They're buying insurance for when Powell tells us he's here to save the day with a measly 75 bp in case the market turns source. I use it as a contrarian indicator to go long. I'm all in beaten down techshit right now. I'm bottom fishing and just crabbing along since yesterday.

nobody read this because i was posting in a dead thread, but omg, gookfu's are awesome.
>>49638889
>>49639083
>>49639126
>>49639214
>>49639299

Have I missed the boat on Uranium? If not what's the best way to gain exposure?

>>49639232
>Nothing they can do will get the markets to pump.
anon, you're too hyped
the market was chilling at 415 with the expectation of a .50bps
the current drop is because people are fleeing bonds, if its .50bps bonds will rally

>>49639110
>spends 3 hours looking at things that make him depressed
That seems pretty easy to avoid, senpai.

>>49639307
>take the trade?
it couldn't be that bad

Crab man please, my family needs to eat.

>>49639293
Did your ban expire or something? You’re posting like you’ve been in the desert for one thousand years.

>>49638118
3x inverse or short futures if you dont want to use options

>>49639386

i have work to do and i am procrastinating

3x leverage was a mistake. 2x is definitely the way to go for buy and forget. Granted, you might want to wait until someone other than a corpse is in the wyte haus

>>49639340
Nobody read it because we don’t fucking care about you

>>49639293
It all moves in cycles.

>>49639341
if you want large cap, more blue chip, CCJ
if you want US, to take advantage of strategic uranium reserve / rare earth metals, UUUU
if you want the best junior miners DNN or UEC
if you want ETF exposure URNM (better ETF than URA)

>>49639317
never seen this data arranged like this, dope, can i get 2000-2010?

>>49639408
>backblast

>>49639307
>>49639187
>>49639380
actually closer to $15 per contract

>take the trade?
i've seen worse

>>49639437
did it get blacktest tho?

somebody deleted my post because they're a closet homosexual and have intentions of becoming the next ar 15 user that creates their own happening.

>>49639262
>what are Hidden Tigers
Lol. It’s what happens when there’s Volga shock and zomma spread backwardation.

>>49639427
top kek

https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1536708493327192065
is this bearish?

>>49638030
My ex’s pussy tasted like nothing. It was great. And when she was wet a really pleasant erotic aroma.

>>49639408

>>49639452
nobody needs an ar-15, they need something that can fire a 308 and actually stop a nigger.

>>49639293
Imagine typing all that out you fucking tripfaggot. Seethe more.

>>49639471
>literally who

The bottom is officially in

>>49639492
What is an AR 10.

>>49639505

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>49639505
Lol its a modified copypasta, I actually find them pretty funny

>>49639489
my gookfu's pussy used to not have a tastes too, now it just tastes like my dick.

>>49639505
It’s copypasta, dood. Jeez, how new are you?

>>49639489
Fat girls have smelly pussies I think lol because they have shit diets or whatever or sweat more down there

Markets are healing

i hate this fake and gay market so much

>>49639505
7/10 troll

>>49639412
Thank friend, just what I was looking for

I don't care if I'm never gonna make it, onaholes feel better than real pussy anyway.

>>49637740
Anyone else seeing this huge red slides get surged back up by massive buys? Straight market manipulation. Shit wants to capitulate so hard.

>>49639505
you can't be serious.
please answer the following question immediately: >>49638981

>>49639538
that's a real gun

BUDDY CHECK FNGU COMPUTER

>>49639568
I think, like their fat bodies, they simply don’t take care of their pussies.

>>49639567
why do you know what your dick tastes like

>>49639596
Lmao like you would know what a real pussy feels like

STOP BUYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49639597
>Straight market manipulation
dow 40k here we gooooo

>>49639596
>neet bussy
>beet pussy

>>49639601
I found out about this place from Stocktwits.
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>>49639552
What the hell does a “pasta” mean on here.

>>49639293
Welcome to the stock market gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your profits are small. Some may even turn against your friends as shorting Bobos, but you have my word that I will use my insider knowledge to ensure your portfolios are not given unto the Jews. This is the greatest reward, more than even precious metals, for the fate of your portfolio is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the Bobos that rise against us, allow me to find this bottom. I ask not for my own selfish profits, but for the good of the S&P 500!

>>49638227
>it says it was low risk in november
Now it said it was moderate risk you dumb fuck.

>>49639597
all me

>>49639625
you've never sucked your own dick before?

>>49639627
like a bag of sand obviously

>>49639647
That’s enough. I’m not going to take your bait anymore. It’s pretty weak anyway and you’re not really teeing off on us like you think you are.

Make it go down again!!!!

>Market pumping
>oil companies dumping
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49639596
Any specific onahole recommendations?

WTF SIGGA the who will rename MONKEY PEPE which means this thing is here to stay.

That is super bullish! BUT RIP MONKEY

look at the 10 year, the trend for this market is down. obviously it won't go straight down otherwise the goyim would adjust to make money, so they'll program their algos accordingly.

>>49639177
thanks
>>49639200
thank you
>>49639205
thanks kind sir
>>49639210
thank ü (btw i only made 500 euros from my shitcoin, felt like a king tho, investment was 200 euros)

new
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>>49639788

>oil dumos again without a technical or news catalyst
Is this jewry or is there an actual reason this time,

>>49639820
recession is here -> rampant economic blight will kill demand

>>49639762
I've been very fond of Office Love Sex Senpai Cowgirl lately. Hot Spring Lust is also a keeper.

>>49638467
The Arabian master race.

>>49639887
Then it would trend with the market or something retard. What suddenly happened?

>>49639340
cringe

>>49638692
>posted from an iPad in the Eastern Time Zone.

You are 100% not a white american.

>>49638565
Taking a shit rn.