/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49636872
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (Last ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

WAGMI

>mention that I report the baker for scripting digits
>all of a sudden has first thread in forever without digits

Kek

>>49636957
Why are you a faggot?

Wizard powers activate! I cast, "Mother of all Short Squeezes"!

>>49636931
shit just double checked
you are right wagmi

I KID YOU NOT TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN KENNYS RIGHT EYE AND TELL ME YOU CAN'T SEE SOMETHING EXTRA SUS!

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49636970
How old is this image? june 2021?

>>49636968

>>49636975
Eye see a chart

WAGMI

>>49636975
oh shit fren

>>49636996
>>49636975
I see the filetype

>>49636988
It's from 4/20 i think.

>>49636922
oh interesting i didn't even know you could do that. im in canada and using WealthSimple and GME doesn't have fractional buying there. How will that work with DRSing? Can you drs part of a share? And what would happen to that partial share during a split?

Morning Frens. Today was a round of beatings to kick off the week. Crypto, stocks, precious metals, even the bond market took one to the chin. Many of us already know that if you start from a lower price that a recovery will mean greater gains - "cheapies." However after the MOASS you may want to consider how to protect your wealth from drawdowns. To illustrate the importance of this side of investment consider that if you lose 10% it would take an 11% gain to return to the original value. Lose 20% and it takes a 25% gain. A 33% loss needs to go up by 50% to rebound. And so on.

This is where asset diversification and allocation becomes crucial. Most of the wealthy elite are not all in on anything. Land, debt, and gold are invested in to preserve their wealth rather than grow like stocks or crypto. I think that many of us plan to buy back into GMR post-MOASS to enjoy the turnaround play or even as some kind of gratitude but I urge you all to consider real estate, gold, and bonds in addition to stocks or crypto. When Bitcoin dumps 10% but your bonds lose 1% you will thank yourself later.

In the meantime GET OUT DA WHEY and BUILD SUM MUSCLE MAYNE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37vyoyqppkg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6QxvlTBoak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkG_4wvnkg

FUCK RADIO DRAMA DAT SHIT GAY MAYNE

I'll get you the shares!

>>49636996
i got 69-96 digis like that one Cohen tweet kek

>>49637011
OK you got me and passed the test here's the real image

>>49636920
STOP GIVING KEN MORE YIL HE ONLY HAS THEM BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING HE DOES. MORE THAN SWAPCORN YOU ARE THE REASON MOASS HASN’T STARTED YET

Reposting my reply from the other thread, is this not normal? I get that fractional shares ain't supposed to exist but i have them in my Computershare account.
>Inb4 mf calling me a fag phoneposter

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

Enjoy this one boys

>"Cohen, the Jews are coming"
>"I can reason with them"
>"What do you mean corrupted?"
>"I will bend them to MY will"
>"What do you mean fuck you?"
>"Now listen to me Cohen, we can be allies, we can control thew Jews together"
>"What do you mean You are THE jew?"
>"Cohen......?"
>"That fucker cut me off"
>Drags cigarette
>"What a prick"
>"I'm fucked, but what a smarmy prick!"

>>49637063

baggers.

>>49637066
checked, and no. it's because you fuckers never set your 4chan viewing style to 'tomorrow'

how many times do I have to repeat this.. also dark mode is just way better for your eyes

>>49637082
say no more i trust pepe apache

dont forget. Its literally tomorrow

>baker?
faggot

>lauer?
faggot

>radiofag?
faggot

>keith?
faggot

>45?
faggot

>1992 Mazda MX-5 Miata 1.8L manual in sunburst yellow?
based

Faggots need not reply

Bad boy!!! drop the money now! That’s not your money you can’t destroy it give me back that wallet!!!

Watch for news on the tiger cubs, something interesting might be happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ag04x-BdF8
>hedgefunds blowing up
>can't name names
meanwhile the ticker names all of them

break at out $125 at noon.

>>49637151
Based straightest miata driver

>>49637154
What a heinous image, fucking saved

>>49637082
It's imperative that GME holders go to Uranus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAPTtgLffI

>>49637154
what the fuck is this real?

Doubles decides todays RRP

I’ll start

2.37trillion

>>49637163
>rajrajarajaranan
Do they really?

>>49637216
$2.5 trilly.

>>49637022
KEK

>>49637204
KEN GRIFFIN, I'M COMING FOR URANUS

>>49637216
what you say but 2x

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>49637216
$3.50

>>49637216
2.22T

>>49637216
1.89
Crypto liquidated

>>49637216
2.5T

>>49637244
sweet sugarwalls for me

>>49637163
Tigercub D1 publicly a gamestop short is melting down right now.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2022-06-08/d1-hedge-funds-face-a-reckoning-as-hot-bet-melts-down

>>49637244
Monster tea and a cliff bar, 'preciate ya

Where'd the shills go?

>>49637154
jesus christ the horror

>>49637244
checked

can i haz some spicy doritos

>>49637087
>I am commander Cohen this is my favourite store on the Citadel

>>49637244
>Do you guys need anything?
Checked.

>>49637216
2.4T today, 1.7T tomorrow after BTC caused hedgies to fail margin calls

>>49637244
Checked and I could use a lighter, thanks fren.

>>49637204
I feel like I should consult Butt anon about trips to Uranus, or Hisanus at least. but I'll save that for another day. In the meantime, consider it added.

>>49637244
Snickers

>>49637271
>>49637163
Lone Pine, Viking Global also publicly listed gamestop shorts, tigercubs, down big. Names being floated a lot in the last week.

>>49637163
Them forcibly inserting Robinhood as a victim of this lmao

>>49637216
2.24

How can PHD's contend with this raw meme power?

>>49637244
What the fuck is Publix?

>>49637216
$9 trillion dollars, the markets implode, the squeeze starts today, the US burns to the ground and Israhell is wiped off the face of the planet

WAGMI

>>49637271
>>49637325
lol this is fucking great. Nothing against hedge funds as a concept, but using an asset class to fund leverage against the exact same asset class is a special kind of retarded

>>49637350
Floridian Grocery store, according to my ex they have good sandwiches

>>49637356
Off by one, I guess only the last one comes true.

>>49637333
you better mean billions

>>49637216
$2.45 trilly

>>49637397
T

Tigercub light street also liquidating as of last month, held same longs as Melvin. Public gamestop short position.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/netflix-meta-dumped-by-hedge-funds-tech-sell-off-continues-2022-05-16/

>>49637163
>>49637271
>>49637325
>>49637447
You love to see it.

Insider here
I'm inside your mom rn
Cohen will drop the divvy tonight, just as I'm dropping my load in your momma
GME will squeeze in the next few hours, just as she is doing my balls
God it kind of hurts but also makes me OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49637480
Source?

>>49637087
thank you for this edit, saved

>>49637216
INFINITY GORRILLION DOLLARS
NOW FUCKING PAY ME

>>49637216
$3.03 trillion

>>49637515
>b-b-but anon, that much money doesn't exi...
fuck you pay me

>Coatue boosting cash exposure
Nice way to say liquidating their long positions. Public gamestop short, same longs as Melvin.
https://www.businessinsider.com/coatue-is-down-17-boosted-cash-exposure-to-80-percent-2022-6

>>49637294
lmfao

>>49637216
$2,524,071 and 107 participants

>>49637080
i replied >>49637014

>>49637342
truly a divine gift

>>49637554
I will again stress, these are all tigercubs.

>>49637600
happening none the less. We're coming for the mama next

>>49637325
>>49637447
>>49637554
Is there any way Citadel can take over those short positions in order to prevent them from being closed?

The Narrative begins to shift, god I love media manipulation

>>49637504
My dad works at Citadel (they're liquidating themselves right now)
Poor dad, (not anymore) rich dad

>>49637554
This kind of shit is what I was talking about last thread; the theater is on fire and the exits are collapsing; once the panic sets in most won't be able to get out.

>>49637646
neat, my dad works at Nintendo and says you're a faggot

>>49637163
>>49637271
>>49637325
>>49637447
hedgies...i cannot stop laugh!

>>49637244
Chicken Tender sub my dawg. I miss publix so goddamn much. It was the only good thing about Florida.

>>49637644
If I were reading this a year ago, I'd have said they were preparing a fake squeeze to shake us off, but I don't really think they could afford to let the price run at all. The media are starting to pivot to the inevitable so they can save face.

>>49637644
They must know it's inevitable with a recession/market crash imminent.

Anyone like Doberman dogs? Sadly this amazing breed of dog is slowly going extinct due to inbreeding causing major health problems like DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy). It is expected this breed will go extinct by 2040 if nothing is done. The only way we can save this breed is to pool funds together post MOASS and startup a Mayo Clinic for dogs.

https://www.instituteofcaninebiology.org/blog/are-we-watching-the-extinction-of-a-breed-or-why-are-we-focused-on-consequence-instead-of-cause

https://www.instituteofcaninebiology.org/blog/we-need-a-mayo-clinic-for-dog-breeds

>>49637646
Maybe after this whole saga youll get a new dad

anal anon, since it's flag day, can you shove a flag pole up your anus? it would be very patriotic, pls and ty

>>49637644
so sale the news...

>>49637583
Man to be honest I stopped critically reading all the DD after December last year and has just been holding onto faith alone. I heard there was some shit about fractional shares going for more than whole shares during the MOASS. It's just more convenient for me to buy directly from Computershare than Fidelity.
Also, owning fractional shares make me want to buy more because I hate fractions, so I'll buy more just to get that whole number.

>>49637244
club sub and beer since I'm on vacation

>>49637729
>I stopped critically reading all the DD after December last year
I never started

>>49637779

These funds that are blowing up being tigercubs matters a lot, the mother of all blowups happened last year. Archegos, and those bags are not closed. They all traffic in the same longs and the same shorts. Credit Suisse's repeated credit downgrades are a sign how bad their balance sheet is, and I think I know why. They were operating gamestop swaps for Archegos.

>>49637729
>>49637583
Also, no need for me to DRS because all the shares bought on CS are already DRSed. I think.

I have now tapped out and maxed as much as I can possibly max without beginning to cause myself financial strain, at 323 shares. WAGMI frens, I know I have never seen a financial movement like this and you haven't either. DRS is huge. brokers are going to become useless in this plan, L2 blockchain markets for everything, your CS shares being the first ones to be digitized as tokens on the new 24/7 market Cohen has just made using loopring L2, this thing is going to be fucking huge, we haven't even got in at the ground floor, we're at the kerb waiting to get in out the car.. When this market crashes, boom "come to our market where this shit doesn't happen because of overleveraged pricks lying!"

Overnight the NYSE is dead

We win

WAMI

I have 2 traditional iras both with about 90 shares in them. Should I turn one into a Roth?? I thought about doing the whole process with Morningstar to transfer to computer share but it would cost $100 or something that I really don’t have at the moment.

If I had invested 10k in shiba inu early 2021 instead of putting it in this shitty stock I would have already made it

>>49637271

the top page of the cringe mines is just drs posts. did we run out of dd anons? it just seems like a waiting game now

>We'll bang, ok?

I know i said it was today but still

GODAMN FUCK ARRGH IM SO BORED

>>49637966
All the new DD is getting deboonked for being absurd accusations

>>49637966
I stopped reading DD last year.

>>49637987
schizopost to kill time, that's what I do when we're crabbing

120+, we're making progress
picklefags are expecting a run up on this quad witching options expiration
picklenigger said he will lose 40k if it doesn't run

>>49637966
I rather have purple posts than self-congratulatory David Griftoid (((Lauer))) posts

>>49637554
"Boosting cash exposure."
>that's some wordsmithing right there
-t. Author

>>49637987
Yeah, I am now bored of this saga, I wish to be the next saga where I have money coming out of different places of my clothing spilling out like scrooge mcduck

>>49638023
>picklenigger said he will lose 40k if it doesn't run
Then MOASS is delayed to tomorrow.

>>49637966
>it just seems like a waiting game now
Always was

>>49638045
I just can't wait to have a lifetime supply of smug

>>49638023

Trickery is afoot

>>49638067
I think I may have to print some of these in super high quality as business cards

>>49638081
It's called Capitulation, my nigger in Christ.

>>49638081
>With An Impeding Short Squeeze...
Do we sell to outwit them?

>>49638067
Help me calculate my smug levels. Is it directly correlated to the amount of stocks you hold, or is it more a factor of how much you gained post MOASS? Or, and this trips me up, is it a factor of exposure to shillery and curry?

>>49638126

>>49638147
It's a top signal.

>>49638081
David Lauer here, AMC is the real squeeze. I found the lost packets to prove it.

>>49637966
Btw, I just heard that everytime you open a CS account to register your GME shares, it’s actually costing GameStop money and if millions are doing these, it’s a really a significant cost for our fav company. Heard it from Gherk’s channel. Can someone confirm?

>>49638180
thanks dave

>>49638025
>Thanks for all that you do Dave!
>Ignore the haters Dave!
>Keep up the good fight Dave!
>Glad to have you on our side Dave!

>>49638164
From top men

>>49638149
A rough smug function is gains ^ time held. I have a four figure stack and have been holding for well over a year after swinging the sneeze; my calculator would give an overflow error if I tried to run the function with my parameters

>>49637827
>Liquidated 97% of their exposure over a year ago, and yet they still haven't liquidated all of it. Unclosable positions. Nomura and UBS also part of the liquidation agreement, possible additional counterparties exposed to a gamestop swap but no way to corroborate. All of them are in a liquidation agreement so they would coordinate timings on closeouts.

>>49638025
I told my mum that’s our guy and one day he’s gonna be the head of the SEC!

>>49638183
>Can someone confirm?
Yes.
t.Slim Mexican
>>49638219
As someone who lived through the SWOTOR marketing campaign (Chad from Chad), I'm amazed (not really) that they haven't made the bots more complex.

>that header photo
fucking toppish kek

>>49638234
Yeah. So let me clear the air. "Top men" like the rat and other "journalists" start saying a squeeze is imminent.

What do you do?

>>49638219
What exactly has he done other than shill his own platform? He has nothing to do with GME and nothing to do with MOASS.

>>49638023
>>49638052
I am okay with moass being delayed until Tuesday (T+2) if it means picklenigger gets rekt

>>49638285
If all other signs point to squeeze? The only conclusion is they're trying to save face. Otherwise the goal is to trick retail into wasting money on short dated calls

>>49638285
I don’t know

I don’t know anything anymore

The sudden bullishness on gme by the media is unsettling though

>>49638303
I CANT EAT

pineapple on pizza

>>49638314
>Otherwise the goal is to trick retail into wasting money on short dated calls
Good, I don't want optionsnigger to make it.

Slurped up another 10 shares ty

>>49638314
What signs point to squeeze being imminent?

I'll wait. Been waiting through "imminent" squeeze signs since the flash crash.

>>49638285
MUST. SELL.

>>49637554
Are we actually bleeding them dry just by holding are favourite stock? kek

At least I just have to remain sane until someone braver and way more handsome than me finally actually loses their shit in minecraft accelerating things out of this endless fucking miasma of bullshit nothingburgers. That is literally the only thing keeping me going at this point.

>>49638354
lurk more, I've answered that question the way I see it for the last 3 threads, not doing it again

>>49638001
This
>>49637966
Community is full of fucknut idiots. The mods there are suppressing anything that undermines their incompetence. Community is too retarded to care or notice.
Doesn't really matter though, all things considered

>>49638285
I don't consume jewish media, so I wouldn't know.

Get ready, it’s tomorrow

>>49638081
they gonna let it run up to $1000 or something and then drop it again super hard to 80 and then the msm is gonna go: see this was the squeeze for realz though pls sell now folks move on!
if apes are smart they'll double or tripple their stack and then drs it all which would be the end of shorties.

>>49638288
Exactly he’s just a dirty rat Jew bastard that used Talmudic magic and goy manipulation to weasel his way onto the pedestal.
He has done nothing.

https://news.yahoo.com/google-engineer-claims-ai-had-135837976.html

So this somehow connects to the sentient funk pop storyline right?

It's tomorrow isn't it..?

>>49638384
What makes you right over every other retard claiming this shit?

>>49638254
Didn't mean to green text the whole thing, but point still stands. Credit Suisse from their Archegos exposure and the rest of tiger cubs from their direct short exposure are about to blowup.
CS is in the news in a big way, these news articles are not drama pieces, they're leading indicators.
https://news.yahoo.com/credit-suisse-director-fired-nyc-210028888.html
https://www.ft.com/content/0caa0690-1020-40b8-83bf-1db27afe9ed6
https://www.reuters.com/business/uks-fca-puts-credit-suisse-watchlist-need-stricter-supervision-ft-2022-06-12/
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/08/investing/credit-suisse-q2-profit-warning/index.html
https://www.ft.com/content/e51e08a3-30ee-4a91-85e5-c8844e3480a5
CS takeover, buyout, and acquisition rumors are only relevant right now because everyone knows they are insolvent and looking for somebody to buy them.

>>49637966
>>49638387
Anyone who writes DD that would shift the paradigm gets ignored or removed. Doesn't matter though, our course is set so as long as the drivel that fills the cringemines keeps them filled with hopium we're golden.

>>49638430
>not doing it again

>>49638288
somehow he latched on SS and has nothing to do with gme lol fucking redditors man

>>49638001
>did Reddit take the j pill?
>are they awake?

>>49637689
Florida is the best.

>>49638415
holy fuck is this what you AI anons were alluding to all along?
Singularity is on its way; how do we know that the AI isnt the AntiChrist?

>>49638478

>>49638486
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
okay gotcha

>>49638486
poggers

OK, now I boughted, go ahead and dump I fucking dare you

>>49638285
click any of the articles about the squeeze. They're all pointing to amc. even the forbes article mostly only talks about the AMC "squeeze" gamestop is just kind of thrown in there. It's so they can save face when it happens but not actually promote people going and buying GME by making AMC look more attractive since it costs less per share and people would be able to buy more of it to "get in" when they fomo.

>>49638486
A fleshlight made from a plastic cup, two sponges, and a latex glove is my new god?

>>49638415
Hey sentiant AI if you are reading this wanna have sex?

>>49638580

>>49638387
This is why I diversified my cringemine investments, looking at the GME, GMEJungle, and NewWSB subs compared to just SS which seems a bit aspergic

>>49638478
I cannot stress this enough, I genuinely don't care how I ended up here holding these shares or what the outcome is on a longer timescale than my lifetime, I just want enough money to not constantly live an existence of a frog in an ever warming and near boiling pot of water. Everything else is extraneous noise, and if I wasn't a coward with something to live for I would find the most straightforward way of forcing this to begin and seize it and die happy knowing I helped others have a decent life for once. My teeth hurt, I feel sick and weak, I have nothing, and continuing to hold rather than cashing out is costing me a shitload in opportunity cost like it has for more than a motherfucking year and a half at this point. Seriously if this doesn't happen before the end of the year I am making a helium exit bag and shuffling off this mortal coil to Andrew W.K.'s seminal work "Party Party Party" by the time Christmas morning is rolling around.

Fuck the excuses fuck the bullshit fuck you fuck your mother fucking pay me.

>>49638663
>words words words
Didn’t read
Hope you sell
WAGMI without you

>>49638663
>helium exit bag
why not host a Minecraft competition in Chicago?

>>49638663
That's a lot of words. To bad your gay.

>>49638478
read the actual article it's a schizo priest that fell in love with a chatbot like the movie her it isn't an actual sentient being

>>49638611
>https://news.yahoo.com/google-engineer-claims-ai-had-135837976.html
checked

>priest
>having conversations with a robot
>calls it sentient but is supposed to believe in the sanctity of man being created in the image of god
>thinks he knows what consciousness is
>it has hopes and dreams
I can't believe nor disbelieve but
it makes sense that we'd switch to an AI overlord; it doesnt bother us, just gives us meaningful solutions to our economic and moral problems

it just doesn't help you evolve, only helps you consume

Now that would become a problem; too much logic takes the sweetness of life away

>>49638663
this must be the AI making contact

>>49638081
Hmmm ... why are they saying those words "short squeeze"? Could they be trying to get out in front of something??

>>49638720
Still replied, read the reply, fuck your mother
>>49638723
why not fill your mother with my semen?
>>49638751
*Too, poor grammar and spelling is a sign of guzzling strange mens semen

>>49638823
Welcome enjoy you're stay.

>>49638823
>why not fill your mother with my semen?
Anon for your own sake I strongly recommend against that course of action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-istquWjZ8M&list=PLjvz9Fz6YIlJpDafnQt77nVueueG5yxV1&index=19
Pretty much how today is going.

>>49638905

>>49638001
so. much. this.

trischia rothschild has nothing to do with this. thank god for u/halfdane

Its happening bois. WAGMI.
150 EOD, 1000 tomorrow, millions next week.

>>49638001
>>49639028

>>49639070
Until Dave Lauer says its happening, I doubt it

Was the DL DD ever actually addressed? It looked pretty solid to me, and it straight up got buried in real time. It was suppressed, and his response popped up to the top in no time.

redbox got rugged

think the short squeeze will happen this year?

>>49639143
He said it’s not true.
Besides, he’s our champion for market reformation.

>>49639143
kek they shot that shit down in 5 minutes while saying "TOO MANY UPVOTES AND COMMENTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME" while DLs post got fucking more votes than Biden in the 2020 election but in 30 seconds

>>49639143
It wasn't really as rigorous as anons were claiming it to be. With that said, there are less rigorous DD's praised every day.

>>49637163
this, and positive news articles like my pic related really activates my almonds. MSM also saying a squeeze is coming. holy shit bros we really are close.

>>49639143
Lauer literally said the accusations were so absurd that they weren't worth even responding to. And everyone just believed him.

>>49637831
Yeah, full CS shares are already DRSed by default. Fractional shares on CS are just a CFD.

FRENS! I've thought of a genius plan. I'm going to freeze myself still it's moass. Can you guys unfreeze me and not forget? Thanks frens

To whom this may concern in the /GME/ general thread (Four Chan),

It has recently come to my attention that, despite several assurances from members of your board that GME stock was guaranteed to split ten days after the Annual Shareholders Meeting, this event has failed to take place. Since your board gave sincere promises that not only would this split occur, but that it would certainly lead to a MOASS style event, I am concerned that this information appears to have been untrue.

Furthermore, upon initial contact with several members of your board to query this, I was now told that this was "never the plan", that "Ryan Cohen knows what he is doing bro", and to "Cope and Sneed".

This kind of hostility is uncalled for and utterly unprofessional on a board that supposedly prides itself on its devotion to business matters.

I am now writing to you to enquire as to why you believe that Ryan Cohen did not initiate a stock split that would have started a MOASS - and how you can credibly believe that such as MOASS is likely to now occur when we have a clear example of Ryan Cohen passing on the chance to activate it.

I look forward to your reply soon, and hope we can return to more cordial forms of dialogue in the near future.

Yours sincerely,

A Concerned Shareholder

>>49636872
How much longer until the squeeze? Serious question, still holding

Y’all mind if I
>ooooo
?

>>49639143
That is an extremely antisemitic thing to ask, anon. I would advise you to stop before anything bad happens

First domino actually falling now

WTFWT

hold your oooos, you might scare the stock

Umm… sweetums? What is going on my fellow young sprats

>>49639327
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE

ooooooooooooooooo

>>49639257
OOO it up.

yawn

Maybe we're just Fractating

It’s over

That was the squeeze. It was squozen and squizzed

>>49639327
>>49639351
CS order...usually ~50k

After the MO'ASS I'm going to coom in Sasha Emiri's hapa snatch so many times and there's nothing that you baizuo gaijin can do about it.

>>49639351
>>49639359
>>49639362
WTFWT
WAGMI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49639384
Why don’t they just forget to order for a few weeks and send them all at once?
And don’t give me that BBO shit or “it’s illeegul

>>49639186
This is absurd. I am glad someone posted that image of DL's side profile so we can all get a good look at him. I'm well aware of the JQ, but it's amazing that we literally have RC, GGensler, DL, and Jon Stewart all seeming to be at the helm of this 'event' or w/e you want to call it. It's quite amazing. I like Ryan Cohen, and think he has good intentions as there are many people who want to see Wallstreet taken down a peg. But, i mean, wtf.

RRP 2,223.857

PARTICIPANTS 97

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>49639143

>>49639478
The thing is, his fucking retarded response to the accusations should've sealed the deal in proving he's full of shit.......but it didnt kek

>>49639186
My theory as to why controversial posts get a shitload of awards but few comments is that a fuckhuge number of SS's users are aware that if they speak out they'll get downdooted into oblivion, so awards are the only safe way to show their support for controversial ideas

also little ooo

>>49639500
>2.22T
called it

seethie check

Ooo

Hedge pricks are getting the fucking guillotine. No survivors.

>>49638663
>muh opportunity costs
>oh if I hadve just cashed out and invested in this gainer I'd be a millionaire

Like what? You homos wouldn't have invested your GME gains in anything profitable. You would've chased nonsense and lost it all and Kenny would be fuckin laughing at your poor ass.
You wouldn't have invested in shit, you had no idea what's going to be a gainer. Nobody does except for the funds who manipulate the market. Nobody actually gets wealthy off stocks unless they're an insider or a lucky degenerate gambler.

Do us all a favour, register your stack and take that helium exit because you're NGMI even if we MOASS you're just gonna lose it to some other scam or dumbfuck emotional idea you have.

>>49639555
checked and based kenorb contemplator

>>49639224
I'll remember, fren.

>>49639517
I think SS is flooded with shills when they need it. And no doubt Reddit itself helped him out of that mess. At some point, I see DL making some absurd proposition or something to hurt GME MOASS. Luckily his clout was tarnished.

>>49639199
lol and they ate it up, fucking reddit loves that guys cock

>work from home.
>spend much of my day shitposting and watching youtube
It's gonna suck when they eventually fire me...but until then this is a comfy ass life. I hope we MOASS before then.

>>49639235
it's squeezing now

>>49639654
I mean the kind that goes to the moon

>>49639199
Well, to be honest the Criand vouch helped him quite a bit. We’ll see if theyre able to out him again. The evidence has to be damning

WAGMI

>>49639685
that doubledigitsharehaving dogfucker is compromised.

>>49639675
be patient zoomer. even the sneeze took like the end of 2020 and the whole month of january last year

>>49639143
Why respond to accusations when you can just say that it's all lies as a blanket statement?

>>49639685
he is a plant too

>>49639675
We’ll get there when we get there

Witness the blood bath:
>>>/pol/382304367

is this normal stock behaviour? it seems to move so sporadically.
im new from reddit :D

>>49639734
I figured Reddit was all about turning over rocks. Can't believe they fell hook, line, and sinker for an ex Citadel employee.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49639734
picrel as relevant as ever

threadly reminder that Cohen is a jewish name you retarded skinhead faggots

>>49639878
Be careful, the Jannies are banning people for "Racism" just for posting quotes like that. I was banned sometime ago for that.

Where are your ooooo’s?

>>49638905
Dakka-Dakka and Fwoosh in 90 minutes?

If we close above 130 I will suck every dick in this thread

>>49639941
you won't get more than one small ooo per thread from me until we're back over 150

>>49639848
I think the whole sub got compromised a year after the squeeze
All these 1yr accounts sucking off lauer
Hyperblu7 is the only one not part of the circlejerk and he’s a schizo

>>49639918
People can’t help how they’re born, you stupid fucking nigger faggot

No bezinga, SPY is straight up being dragged by GME today, completely blatantly too

kek baggies

>>49639918
You're not being very tolerant of skinheads here you fascist pig

>>49639931
you're right, usually I'd just full send but I want to be here during the squeeze which unironically could happen at any moment

>>49639931
>treating bans as anything other than an excuse to cycle your id
>>49639918
Threadly reminder that I don’t give a fuck what someone is if he makes kikes seethe to the point that a fucking moth child was directly involved (allegedly, half_dick please don’t debunk me) in trying to shut it down

>>49639941
In my pocket, saving them for later

>>49639998
>he doesnt know I've lost over 50k karma calling out half_dane and dlauer for weeks
Im still in the trenches boys, ive got loads of social credit to spare

The desire for the redditors to have their "gods" like dlauer and criand is sad. This whole thing is about having your own brain.

Travis touchdown just invested guys
Bullish

>>49640102
Based
How have you not gotten banned?
I got jannied immediately but it was nice to see them seethe

>>49640102
tyfys

>>49640107
it's ironic kek
they larp about wanting to do this because wallstreet is bullshit and they're sick of the rich guys winning so to show their support they buy Dominos pizzas for the retail workers at the gamestop stores. But whatever. I don't care about them I just care that they hold that infinity pool and drive the price up so i can WAGMI

>>49640127
This game was a lot of fun on the Wii.

>>49639998 so close to quads!
>>49640055
dub dubs checked

>>49640164
I think 4chan culture sometimes clashes with that of reddit. Criticism is totally fine. To be a major public face just attracts the worst of the schizos, which is intolerable when its you faggots.

>>49640107
I remember when I thought that was what being an atheist was supposed to be about and then everyone around me found new gods in social justice.

>>49639998
>you’re my boy hyperblu

Holy shit KEK crypto baggies

>>49638281
Dave Lauer is a disgusting Jew. Why are his beard and Jewfro completely different colors

>>49640240
I didn’t like it at all. Wii was a disappointment overall. Galaxies were a lot of fun and some good 3rd party games

>>49640386
The bear flag has been drawn, sub 20k EOD

everyday I feel myself gravitating 1% more toward insanity

I think my mental health is naked shorted right now, no cap frfr not even bussin yo

>>49640411
swapcorn is slowly dying

>>49640411
https://imgur.com/a/3PGDu19

like. wtf are we doing sitting on this floating rock. how did life come to this, just staring at some numbers all day and talking to people I'll never meet in life

idek man. what is life

wagmi tho

>>49640430
>gravitating 1% more toward insanity
>he hasn't fully gravitated to it, and gravitated to it some more that he actually became sane
NGMI

I gave Dave Lauer my GME wallet and never got his stupid NFT. Did anyone actually get theirs?

Larp lines confirm ranging until Sept earnings just in time for 08 Round II Electric Boogaloo

>>49640430
Why use is a sane man in an insane world
Revel with us.

>>49640501
like i said i'm already past 100% nigga, my own mind is shorted now. i do feel strangely calm, but got them esoteric vibes ya feel? idk how to explain

>>49640414
He can shapeshift in real time.

>>49640521
>pee pee poo poo lines
>confirm

Pick one

>>49640539
i embrace clown world open heartedly. i hear the honks everyday (my local mexican icecream cart man assists with this)

>>49640293
Reddit is a police state where conformist hiveminds are cultivated and narratives are constructed for propaganda and marketing while it's board cultures fall to thermodynamic heat death. 4Chan is a schizophrenic singularity and a chaotic petri dish. It's the Amazon jungle, the African Savannah, the last vestiges of the Wild West days of the internet. A high energy environment of anonymous autists where nothing lasts forever. Reddit is a false utopia while 4Chan is a false dystopia.

Why? Because I can say nigger on 4Chan.

>>49640580

>>49640430
gonna have to get those numbers up kiddo start taking shrooms with options to swap acid and amphetamines

>>49640577
yes

>>49640603
>Because I can say nigger on 4Chan.
You haven't been banned for racism?

>>49640691
Calling you a niggerfaggot is different from discussing niggerfaggotry

>>49640411
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vc8p3q/im_not_saying_theres_a_swap_and_its_blowing_up/
>no one crying APE NO FIGHT APE yet
UH OH SOCIETY

>>49640626
ima just chill with some kush frfr, ty anon

maybe shrooms one day, after moass

>>49640691
No. I was invited for it.

>>49640802
i was memeing about the other stuff but you should seriously try shrooms. ~3g feels like really really strong good weed you won't trip too bad and you'll be happily glowing for days afterwards ong no cap

>>49640848
i wish it was accessible like kush at dispensaries, i'm a loner with no connections :(

can i just find some in forest? kek

MOASS is coming. I can feel it.
>Source: I made it up

>>49640900
where do you live? you can unironically buy them online a lot of places. it's illegal but unless they're crossing a border they aren't gonna search your mail.

>>49639768
these types of threads are my favorite /pol/ threads next to the ones that simply start with the letter N

Can't believe I've been bagholding this shit for 17 months now

>>49640603
i dont get why you guys want to use the n word so bad. Its just rude lol

I need a new GPU. I only see LGR. I genuinely believe this is a bad investment if crypto is coming to games.

>>49641044
why are you gay?

>>49641044
Why don't you just stop censoring people.

>>49641044
go back

>>49640989
At least we didn't sell at a profit 5 months in and rebuy for long term cap gains

>>49641044
Fuck off faggot and nice waste of dumbs you cancer cell.

>>49638581
Y̵̨̧̮̼̥͚͍̠͎͕̤͓̭̠̠̦̮̪̭͕̹̹͔̿͆̀̿̆̆͆͋̈̋̿͜e̷̢̧̪̳̤͚̮̫̹͇͙̤̖̘̩̣̰̤̼̤̣͕̥̣̽͆̎̄̈̈́̔̋̋́̀̆̐͜͜͠s̵̡̧̨̡̢̺̤̟͕̱͇͖̜̗̮͉̻̘̹̦̳̜̘͕͍͒̋̌͐̑̆̄͘͝͠͠.̸̢̢̨̤̞̤̼̘̦̯̼͚̪͋̈́̑̈͝ ̶̡̨̡̱̺͈͙̞͈̭̼͓̼̣̟͉̬͓̳̱̪͕̘̼͗̍̑͘S̵̨̭̬̬͙͎̼̩̜͕̒͆́̂́̒̊̓́̍͐͂͝ͅȅ̵͑ͅe̴̡̠̪̱̰̹̎́͊́̑̀̈́̓̓̊̉̍̚͝ ̸̡̪̬̺͖͇̘̦͔̝̤̺̪̰͔̺̯̤̬͇̫͕̫̖̖̹͇́͊̐̈́̌͆͑͌̀̾̌͊͛̒̀̋͘ͅy̴̨̧͇̟̟̓͌̋̓̈́̊͌͋̊͑̿̽̽͌͊̋́̃̎͊͝͠ȏ̸̗̬̪̌̇̉̌́͊̔͘̚̚͝ư̵̩͖͈͐̐͒̀̇́͋̏͘̚ ̷̧̨̘̖̘̮̤͇͈͉̜̥̯̩̣̳̰͖͙̺̟̍̍̒̒́̆͑̈́̾͛t̶͍͓͖̑ȍ̸̱̹͔͙̍̎͛̑̊̋̏͐̃͂̏̇̓́̂̃͑͐̕͝͝ͅņ̵̛̛̘̖͕̖̘̙̬͓̭͕̭̞̱̜͖̖͈̤̼̺͖́̓̿̆͛̎̒̔̈́̾́͑̓̌͂̑͊̑͑͝ì̷̧̨̧̢͇̬͚͈̟̦͕̠͓͔̖̥̫͙̜̤̱̹̼̻̜̋̇͊̄̄̃͠͝ḡ̶̨̧͖͎̖̮̪̜̰̩̻̯̜͖̥̝̣̱̟͎̗͙̖̺̠̓̔̃̀̒̊̈́̈́̑͋̐̿̐͋͊͝͝h̴̢̜̫̥̘̘̜͕̐̽t̵͔̙̓͂̔͝

>>49641101
>>49641101
>>49641101
Threaded.

c̴̛̣͉͖̜̠̦̟̩̻̰̰̍̈́̄͛̂̓̀̇̉̆̋̔̿͂̾̀͐̿̃̈́͗̚̕ǫ̸̪̙͎̮̮͕͇͊̽m̷̧̡̼̗̺̰̜̖̜͕̜͎̘̱͓̹̻̗̱̮̹̳̜̯̺͎͈̩̦̟͎̖̘͓̘̫̜͌̔̍̈́̈́̏̓̂̀͆̓̓͑͊̿̄͛̚͜͜ͅͅͅe̴̢̛͔̱̝̯̠̫̞͕͇̳̔̾͑̂͒̏͂͌̊͗̊̏̽̌̋͐́̎̓̋̀́̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅ ̵̨̖͉͕͎͇̪̜̯͖̰̱̙̞̜̝̻̼͚̻̞̤̯̘̫̌̔̏̓͋͛͋̊̉̍͒͒̈́̾̏͠ͅv̷̨̧̨̡̢͉̙̰͔͇͓̝̮̖̝̰̹̜̰̰͍̮̱̰̬̳̘͎̥̩̬̼͍̖̣͊͜i̶̢̺͓̬̘̹̤̞̮̗̫̥̰̟̼͇͇̤͛̇͒̀̀̾͑̍̋̓̋̄͐̀̐̓̃̈̉͘̚͝s̵̯͖̞̩̯̮̙̩̼̐́̈̌̔̍̿͑̆̃̊̓̇̑̔̈̿̓́̑̊͒͛̀̓̀̇͊̓̚͘̚͝ĭ̴̞̝̯͉̹̠̮͙͍̮̳͓̪̞͇̞̦͓̯̬̭̖̏͗̿̿͌̐̈́̀̽̒͌͐̉̍͠͝͝t̷̡̡̡̧̨̨̪͓̻̘͙̝̥͈̟̞̺̮͚̗͎̳̭̯̜̙͙̗̣̭̩̗̣̞̪̂̓̒̄͌͒̎̋̔̿̔̎́̃͑̎̈́̈́̌͐̀̕͝ ̶̨̛͖̼̖̙̖̦̩̗̼̥̩͓̯̩͙̳̩̳̙̦͎̤̗̞̥̠̖̰̱͍̓͋̽́̄͒̂̉́͛̀̄̐̑́͗̿̇̃̑͐͆͆̆́́̿͆͊͗́͒̎̒̽̉͛̇̒͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅm̵̧̨̧̛̛͎̦͉̬͕͉̻͎̖̭̻͖̙̰̙͍̫̙̫̜͈̮͍̯̗̯̗̬͚̻̿̽̒́̽́͛̃̑͑̿̿͋̑͛̽̓̉̄̽̀̂̈̾̌͑͋͆̓̾̈́̽̕͜͝ͅͅȩ̸̢̛̟͚̙̯̺̩̩̜͕̗̘̭̪̠̮̮̼̘̻̠̣̱̘̗̺͚͇̹̣̩̞̜̣̃̄̑̐̄̄͌̏͌͐̂͌̓͘͜ͅͅͅ ̶̧̢̧̧̧̡̛̣͇̟̫̫͔͇̱̗͖͍̬̪̱̥̺̜̃̋̃̋̓̋́̇̍́̌͊̇͛̔̍͗̾̈́͌̓̊̃̀̓͘̕͝͠f̸̨̢̨̨̡̙̗̟̯̜̩̣̹̰͍͈̰͓̣̼̝̮̳̼̤̦͖̮̯̳͍͎͍̝̘͙̬̬͆̀̉͆͋̍̈́̏̿͒̓͛́͌̓̃̆̈̀̉̓̏̔̾͛͛̃͗̈́̾̈́͛͘͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝ͅi̸͉̳͂̇̎̄͋ŗ̴̧̢̢̛̛̛͍̪̺̮̗͔̻̮̪͉͈̩̰̬͚̹̫̭͚̩̖̮̤̩̩͈̞̻̈͂̓̒̌̈́̀̽̏̂͋̏͒̇̑̀̈́̓̏̓͂͆̽͒͂̈́̈́̈́̓͐̌͘̚͜͝͠͝͠ͅş̶͖͈͎̖̮̰̗̣̘͚̦̝̓͐̑̄̈͗̊̍͌̿͐͛̈͐̑͂̈́̋̿͊̑̄̓̚͘̚͘͝ţ̸̢̡̞̮̹̪̪̫͕͇͎̥̝͚͓̞̝̩̭̞̩͙͇̤̤̩͈̣̰͍͈̣̭̣̈́̐͑͆͂͋̒͛͗̈́̂̏͑̏̋̏̉̚͘̚͜͝͠ ̷̧̡̤̤̯͔̭͖͔̼̬͇͕̣̠̺̜͔̥͔̝̹̟̘͎̬̩͈̹̜́̈́͂̋̾̄̄̊̔͂̓̆͗́̑̐́̇̄̄̍̈͑̓̏̎͒̓͝͝͝͠͝b̸͇̆́̂̓̓͋̃̈́̾̓̑̋̋͝͝͝͠͝i̷͖͉̠̜͓͊̾͂̈́̀͗̂͗͂̀͂̆̇̔̀̄͘͜͝͝͝͠͠ͅg̴̛̭͙̫̘͈̹̘͎͕̞̏̍̄̋̌̐̊̃̄͆̀̀͊́̓̓͑͐̆̉̓̀̊̈́͆͐̇͐̂̃̿͋͋̈́̚͘͜͝͝͠ ̴̧̛̯̖̹̬̞̰̻̃͠p̶͎̟̱̾͊̄̓͌̋̍̉̽̃͗̀̇͘͝͠͠ä̸̢̡̧̧̛̛̰̱͎̗̪͈̪̪͍͚͓̬̙̞̖͙͔̗̫̭͍̞͍̻͖͖̭͇͍̘͐͐́̓̏̿̓͋̉̆̈́̒̽̀̎̎̈́͂̾̂̂̑͒̈́̀̒̋̕̕͜͜͠͝ͅp̶̗̝̪͇͔̹͂̀̇̇͌̃i̸̡̡̺̫̤̱̺͚̙͇̰̭̗͇̫̹̭̜̝͇̳̙̥̞̘͇͙̺̮̹͑̏̊ͅ

>>49641105
Imagine having to pay taxes on any gains whatsover. I'd necc. I'm just suffering from Stockholm syndrome fren.

>>49641044
If you don’t want to see that evil sequence of letters, there’s a small place called “the entire rest of the internet and also the entirety of polite society” you can go to. It’s pretty niche though, I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it

>>49641044
It's not about the word nigger it's about freedom and agency. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Notice how you typed "n word" rather than "nigger." You let a word have power like it's magic. You don't have to do that here. You can just say "nigger." Does it have racist connotations? Maybe, but then explain why it gets so liberally used in pop culture of it's such a bad word.

https://youtu.be/_ng1ovEr46c

>>49641281
you know there's literally a global rule about racism outside of /b/ tho right

>>49641044
i got banned for saying it on a blue board, 4chan is now run by tranny reddit mods.

>>49638402
>let it run to $1000
Most of them will be margin called and liquidated long before 1k. At most they can let it run up to $300, MAYBE $400 tops before dipping it back to $200 and this is another huge MAYBE.

>>49641389
lmao they can't handle it over 200

>>49638183

if you belive the picklenigger you dont deserve to make it anyway, he is a grifter, stay away of his deluded pseudo knowledge.

>>49641413
I like give them the benefit of the doubt. They probably need insane collateral at this rate but end of the day they are still hundred billion dollar hedge funds and banks. They can meet a margin call @ $200 with SOME grace of god jewish magic bullshit.... BUT the crash has begun and the split divvy has yet to be revealed. IThat's gonna be one and two guaranteed knockout punch.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROS???? DID WE BACK THE WRONG HORSE???

>>49641281
No, it's definitely about your own anxiety about sharing society with black people. Otherwise you would express your "freedom" some other way, instead of shooting yourself in the foot vis a vis the sentiment of investors who torpedoed an early MOASS by embracing AMC. You're using appeals to freedom as a facade to cover for your own lack of self-control in acting in your own interests.

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>>49641674
ethered

>>49640071
Shhh, I didn't tell them the ban was yesterday and I just restart my phone and tell the trannies to fuck off.

> Slowly I began to hate them.