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good morning sirs

tsk tsk... no linkies!

>> No.49632142

XOM chads keep winning

>> No.49632164

DEATH TO SMARTPHONE ZOOMERS

>> No.49632175
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saving this thread edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Live financial TV Streams:
CNBC: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
Bloomberg: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
Fox Business: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gkQHSW3hkE&list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Free Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Free Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.zacks.com/screening/stock-screener

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>> No.49632177

>>49632142
thoughts on buying up some more? or too late?

>> No.49632184
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it's unironically over

>> No.49632185
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49632185

Goblinbros...

>> No.49632198
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49632198

Is everything going to be ok now? The worst is over, right?

>> No.49632201

hello /smg/
looking forward to another day of staying le course meme

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>>49632175
cool i read all of this

>> No.49632206

>>49632175
thanks for ruining the thread with links no one ever clicks

>> No.49632214

Call credit spreads on COIN

>> No.49632217

>>49632185
market open! lets go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkco3D8VOUE

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49632223

>Mannarino still coping in his latest vid

>> No.49632229

Futures are fake and gay, DUDES

>> No.49632238

Hello ser. only bitDAO chads here. have a nice day ser. thank you very much.

>> No.49632240

>>49632124
I hope the market jumps up, I want to get some more SQQQ

>> No.49632246

>>49632229
Add 'em to the list.

>> No.49632250

did DXY double top?

>> No.49632257
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49632257

If oracle does not tank
I will not be making bank
I will in fact be poor
And become a gay whore

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49632276

Looking forward to the market crashing tomorrow after all the investors pump and dump today.

>> No.49632282

>>49632206
stay mad nigger

>> No.49632283
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49632283

Good morning. Woke up late. How are we looking, guys?

>> No.49632285

>>49632229
Yes but americans see green and buy.

>> No.49632287

>>49632250
incoming cup and handle

cash gang always wins

>> No.49632303
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49632303

I need more doom porn. I already consoomed it all last night and the headlines are still the same when I woke up this morning.

>> No.49632304

>>49632283
Today will be your last chance to buy puts

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49632310

Good morning sirs!

>> No.49632309

>>49632283
damn, I'm so old I used to drink this when I was a kid

>> No.49632315
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49632315

We have passed a generational top. We are in for a long, long bear market.

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>>49632303
the collapse of the us is continuing, what more do you need

>> No.49632352 [DELETED] 

>>49632124
dubs we dump on open

>> No.49632354
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>>49632257
don't play earnings then

>> No.49632364 [DELETED] 

come to the non-nig general
>>49632305
>>49632305
>>49632305

>> No.49632366 [DELETED] 

>>49632352
dubs and you die of SADS on open

>> No.49632378

It's fucking pumping. What the fuck

>> No.49632385

>>49632344
2 more weeks

>> No.49632387
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>>49632240
For me, it's all about DRV

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>>49632366

>> No.49632390

OIL stocks are healing bros. Where are my DVN barons at?

>> No.49632400

>>49632366
calm down, Satan

>> No.49632403

>>49632378
After a poopoo of a lifetime it might as well peepee a little

>> No.49632414

>>49632309
You were poor like me, I see

>> No.49632415

>>49632378
It's pumping because I bought puts, you can thank me for healing the economy

>> No.49632416
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49632416

Oil bros...

>> No.49632417

>>49632378
releaf rally before powell tomorrow

>> No.49632424

>>49632403
Wasn't even close to a poopoo of a lifetime

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precious metal sisters...

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>>49632344
I need more dramatic headlines about happenings all around the world, market crashes, companies going bankrupt, population collapsing, climate crises, droughts, resource shortages, food shortages, inflation, rate hikes, depressions, wars, crypto winter, liquidity crises, pink fields, come on GIVE IT TO ME. INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

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>>49632387
>DRV
Chad shit, i'm in at 45.29, sold some yesterday for option powder

>> No.49632450

what are you faggots complaining about this is free money. literally buy puts on any nasdump ticker oh wow magic you just made 40% profit today, again

>> No.49632451

>>49632206
kys zoomer retard

>> No.49632455

>>49632432
IM REAAAAAAAAAAAAAADING THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS

>> No.49632456

are we pumping today anons

>> No.49632459
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49632459

DO NOT REDEEM PLS

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49632474

HE'S FUCKING AFRAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONO BULLKEKS

>> No.49632479

SIRS

>> No.49632482

>>49632425
Many are getting the "Dems are going to get creamed, find employment or get fired" speech I'm sure

>> No.49632492

>>49632432
Watch the peter schiff show or read the book of revelation to find out what's coming next.

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49632508

>SOXL
>FNGU
>TQQQ

we are melting up

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>>49632479
yes?

>> No.49632513

Why is Mannarino so popular? He says the same thing over and over again and has no insight or news. Is it just because he's a sperg?

>> No.49632516
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49632516

EYUP TIME TO END IT ALL

>> No.49632525

>>49632474
No shit. Rate hikes will be extremely brief rallies fallowed by extreme drop offs. Interest rate hikes mean no more home purchases or car purchases

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49632529

>BULLKEKS

>> No.49632531

>>49632513
Yeah

>> No.49632544
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>>49632513
He seems like he knows what he's talking about.

He doesn't.

>> No.49632547

>>49632438
The fuck clicks a mouse like that. You'd think that somebody who's gets plowed on camera they wouldn't look like an autismo just using a computer

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49632549

Good morning sirs. What bags are you selling today sirs?

>> No.49632550

Nice squeeze baggies

>> No.49632556
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>>49632479
>>49632507
Good morning sirs. Pls apply for job. Very needful.

>> No.49632562

>>49632513
He says alot of market jargon that /biz/ browsers like to repeat to sound smart but if you actually listen to his vids he is saying nothing at all. I don't even know why I watch his videos but I watch them every day.

>> No.49632565

What calls do i buy

>> No.49632566

I hate americans so much it's unreal

>> No.49632581

Fuck we are actually melting up

>> No.49632583

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SIRS??????? STOP REDEEMING!!!

>> No.49632585

>implying premarket is real

>> No.49632589

>>49632566
shut up poor

>> No.49632593
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49632593

OIL bros wgmi

>> No.49632604

>>49632513
He is entertaining and at least understands the general sentiment of what is going on. Yes he is wrong a lot but so is everyone else who tries to predict the unpredictable market.

>> No.49632611

>>49632513
He is like a canary in the coal mine. Don't take everything he says as fact. More so just use him as an indicator in the bigger picture.

>> No.49632613

holy fuck how do i get my money back? its actually over for me

>> No.49632617

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.49632620

circuit breakers when?

>> No.49632630

>>49632124
How bad is it going to be

>> No.49632634

>>49632513
shit doesn't really change that much day to day
the narrative remains the same, so he says what it is
he covers the news, the events that happened - but the overarching theme of the Federal Reserve distorting markets is central to Greg's thesis (and is correct / true)
if you're putting out 2 videos a day every day for years, you're going to repeat yourself
it's not like the Fed policy is radically changing day to day

>> No.49632636

>>49632124
>good morning sirs
why is this so comfy
indians are based

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>>49632617
happy trading

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>>49632432
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/sri-lanka-gives-public-workers-extra-day-grow-food-2745626
Dunno how you can profit off this other than Sri Lankan Hookers being very cheap

>> No.49632659

>>49632589
how does that burger taste like mutt?

>> No.49632660
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49632660

I'm down $3000 this year. How do I make money in bobo market?

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>>49632556
already one step ahead of you jiju

>> No.49632680
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49632680

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.49632682

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49632685
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BUDDY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49632688

WTFWT

>> No.49632691

DING DING DING

>> No.49632690
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49632690

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49632693
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.49632696
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What in tarnation!?

>> No.49632698

>>49632660
Oil, bear market etfs, and swinging rallies
also WTFWT!

>> No.49632703

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49632708

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49632713

>>49632424
Biggest poopoo since the great poopoo of 2020 wasn't it

>> No.49632717
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lmfao

>> No.49632719

Dont buy the Bobo rally ahead of the FOMC

>> No.49632728
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49632728

WE BARELY EVEN MOVED

>> No.49632731

>>49632717
Nice. What did you do?

>> No.49632738
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buy buy buy

>> No.49632740

DO THE NEEDFUL AND SELL BASTARDS

>> No.49632747
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS WHAT

>> No.49632748

>>49632731
SOXL calls at 3:54 yesterday

>> No.49632753
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BOIL bros...

>> No.49632755
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DO NOT REDEEM I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEM MY BASTARDS

>> No.49632756

>>49632660
begome bobo

>> No.49632761
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This pump is both fake and gay.

>> No.49632760
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Yup instantly heemed at open

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49632779

>dumping already

>> No.49632783

>>49632753
And I thought oil was volatile lmfao.
What the hell happened?

>> No.49632787
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BLOODY THEY ARE REDEEMING

>> No.49632791

MMMRI has been remarkably accurate so far. Every time it goes off the scale bear market starts

>> No.49632800

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOXS SISTERS we are winning

>> No.49632804
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>SPX drops like 5% in one session
>/biz/ pajeets acting like the crash is over when the next day is green

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NAT GAS BROS

>> No.49632818

>>49632748
nice, don't get greedy

>> No.49632835

BUDDY

>> No.49632840

>>49632659
You're probably a shithole sudaca country where our shit rolls downhill
die seething

>> No.49632846

>>49632815
HOLY FUCK.
Europe is saved

>> No.49632847

>>49632818
taking some profits now and i'll be totally out by lunch

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>>49632815
UNG VOLATILITY HALTED
F for our gaschads

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which fucking direction are we going FUCK

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Welp atleast it's not as bad as yesterday

>> No.49632905

>>49632889
Up because I have puts

>> No.49632910

GREEN CRAB FOLLOWED BY EXTREMELY LOW GREEN FINISH

>> No.49632911

>>49632889
crab till weds you know this by now

>> No.49632919

>>49632898
we still got another 7 hours to go buddy

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49632929

I'm down 20k on SOXL calls because im a degenerate gambler

Lets get SOXL to $22 by EOM alright fellas? Do it for me

>> No.49632939

>>49632928
wew

>> No.49632951

>>49632929
you will ironically get your wish, 30 EOM

>> No.49632957

Did you see that? Check the charts

>> No.49632958

long put 374 what am I in for boys

>> No.49632962
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>>49632889
Crabbing as investors cut as little losses as possible until tomorrow. Then the Fed will crash the market.

>> No.49632963

>>49632840
>seething mutt cuz their jewish overlords doesnt allow them to buy rubles


KEKED FROM THE START

>> No.49632966

>>49632929
>Lets get SOXL to $22 by EOM alright fellas? Do it for me

oof

>> No.49632969

>>49632513
He says schizo shit and midwit schizos glom onto it because schizos like to skitz out together

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>BOIL -30%

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>>49632889
not this way, anon

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>>49632783
freeport export facility not going to re-open until late 2022 after fire/explosion

>>49632846
US prices going down, euro prices will go up

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>>49632978
based geriatric chad

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>>49632978
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEE

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>>49632928
>they redeemed

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>>49632889

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DRV chads we just keep winning

>> No.49633037

>>49632753
90 day export closure kek.
Seems bullish for my VET holdings, and domestic US fertilizer companies.

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Fucking dump already. I want COVID hysteria-level cheapies.

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MY BASTARDS REDEEM

>> No.49633049

I bought a bunch of OXY yesterday
Should I buy XOM or more OXY

>> No.49633058

BICH BASTERDS

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And just like that, we will never be green again.

>> No.49633087

Nasd-ACKED
It's over

>> No.49633095

SPY calls right?

>> No.49633096
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Did I fuck up? I want to be an oil princess

>> No.49633098
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49633098

>>49632124
Any $OVV niggas in here? wtf is happening?
should i slurp

>> No.49633101
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49633101

No one here was stupid enough to buy in premarket or at open, right?

>> No.49633110
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49633110

So today is a nice day to buy the oil dip.
Buy oil now, or be forever poor

>> No.49633113

>>49633049
Buying either of those two is pretty fucking dumb when other oil companies exist and trade at half the valuation.
It's not like XOM and OXY are even known for quality management. It's literally just a retard premium because they're the first names people see.

>> No.49633124
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49633124

>>49633095
>>49632958

>> No.49633126

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49633132

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49633131

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED

>> No.49633133

Market looking like a Boeing 737 Max first production line

>> No.49633135
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49633135

Uhhhhh, i thought it was supposed to pump today?

>> No.49633138
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49633138

sidu $1.39
John scammed us again

>> No.49633142

>>49632998
Oil companies want this garbage to be the green energy solution LOL

>> No.49633155
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49633155

Maybe I dont have to kms afterall

>> No.49633157

>>49632285
>>49633101
I wouldn't be too sure

>> No.49633163

>>49633098
Slurping, in this economy?!? Your crazy, anon

>> No.49633164

>>49633113
Okay. What are those companies then

>> No.49633172
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49633172

It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down

>> No.49633173
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49633173

I'm down 61 fucking percent on my SOXL. Is it over for me? I'm so tired of looking at red numbers

>> No.49633174

Aaaaaaand just like that, the SPY will never go negative again

>> No.49633179
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49633179

gap status: FILLED

>> No.49633181

What's a penny stock worth a gamble? Bitcoin?

>> No.49633180

It feels like the talking heads are pushing the .75 increase as a way to pump markets -- suggest something worse to ease the .50 that's coming. Though I can see them doing a .75 in July...

>> No.49633201
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49633201

Maybe I should have rotated out of UPRO in February

>> No.49633202

Please let SPY close at +0.00%, not because it would help my portfolio in any way shape or form, but because itd be absolutely hilarious

>> No.49633199

I made $5 today

>> No.49633212

>voila memes: activate

>> No.49633214
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49633214

Yep, I'm thinking we're back

>> No.49633216

>>49633181
SPY

>> No.49633219
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49633219

>mfw I’m still green on GME while all you faggots are losing money

>> No.49633221

OOOOOOOOOO SPY

>> No.49633223

>>49633180
The talking heads have overshot their rate hike predictions every single time, what a coincidence

>> No.49633225
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49633225

Uh oh

>> No.49633230
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49633230

>>49633098
>>49633163
i just did and im up 2% on spot kek
i think some big firm was getting margin called and they were unwinding their holdings on this, no sense in an oil stock dropping 4% on open when crude is up 1.5% and the sector is up just as much

>> No.49633235
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>> No.49633244
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49633244

>naskek red
Get fucked. You Bulls will never be cows

>> No.49633249

>>49633219
back to your containment thread faggot

>> No.49633254

>>49633219

How much money have you made from GME?

Also that girl should get those melanomas checked out

>> No.49633260

>>49633219
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.49633266

>>49633221
ooo yeah coomer can't get it's eyes off some spy benis

>> No.49633276

LOOK AT NATURAL GAS
HOLY SHIT
BUY BOIL

>> No.49633281

>Claiming to have gains from home
>Not posting proof
No (you) for you, make better bait

>> No.49633288

>>49633219
I'm 84% up thanks to SOXS

>> No.49633290

>>49633266
What did you mean by this

>> No.49633302

>$123
I told you last week that oil closing above $120 was bullish and on the way to $125.

>> No.49633303
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49633303

WTF HAPPENED TO NATTY GAS BROS

>> No.49633307
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49633307

NO NO NO WE’RE GOING DOWN

>> No.49633316

>>49633202
i feel like thats whats going to happen. crab day in anticipation of fed meeting then by market close tomorrow we'll get either bobos or mumus out in full force

>> No.49633326

>>49633276
I'm scared :(

>> No.49633327
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49633327

>>49633303
Energy Peaked.

>> No.49633329

>>49633101
no of course not stop looking at me im not stupid youre stupid

>> No.49633332

BOIL, reposition soon into longs for opex. nice

>> No.49633346
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49633346

OIL? OIL.

>> No.49633349

Forgot about my stocks, login today aaaaaaaaand everything is in the red from 20-45%. Do I cut my losses and sell/wait or just pray for green in the next year or so, I'm not desperate for the cash but going even lower is pretty ridiculous.

>> No.49633352
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49633352

>>49633230
I mean I bought some this AM too, but DRV just to hold while the crash happens. I wouldn't be DCAing into anything right now. But what do I know, I'm gambling 3x leveraged inverse ETFs. Well played, sir

>> No.49633354

>>49633164
LPI
BNE.TO
GXE.TO
MEG.TO
VET
AOI.TO
VIST
PBR

You'll notice that half of them are in Canada. It's good to geographically diversify in case of "windfall" taxes or export restrictions.

>> No.49633357

>>49633316
It will go up after the meeting no matter what. (((They))) are just using this as an excuse

>> No.49633358
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49633358

/leanhogs/ gang still going strong, meanwhile fake meat bros on suicide watch.

>> No.49633368

ITT: Seething no energy cucks

>> No.49633392

>>49633303
LNG export terminal will take "about 90 days" to fix, way longer than the initial expectation.

Look at TTF lol

>> No.49633412

>>49633357
Do you want stocks to collapse, the currency to collapse or both? Those are the options.

>> No.49633414
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49633414

>switched from tech tranny to oil princess
>instantly green

Wow funny how that happens

>> No.49633417

>>49633276
>-13%
jesus christ

>> No.49633437

>>49633392
Russians blew it up is my guess

>> No.49633438

>>49633276
why is nat gas crashing

>>49633302
do yu think crude will melt up then crash like 2008

>> No.49633442

>>49633357
>It will go up after the meeting no matter what
Why do you think so?

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49633453

>>49633219
position or ban

>> No.49633456

>>49633349
What stocks?

Also why are you holding each one? And what's your sell point for each?

>> No.49633457

>>49633438
>why is nat gas crashing
see >>49632998

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>>49633414
We're going to the moon

>> No.49633470
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49633470

SIGA SISTERS

what’s with the pump?

>> No.49633477

>>49633438
>>49633392
plus several gas deals being signed between EU and other countries
it is an overreaction
natural gas will rally
the market had the same processing before
>omg terminal blown out! sell natural gas!
>wait, terminal blown out, less supply! buy natural gas!

>> No.49633478

Will gold go up bros?

>> No.49633482

>>49633442
Because he's a "priced in" retard who thinks fed monetary policy is a substitute for a functional economy.

>> No.49633491

>>49633457
thanks

doesn't this just hurt supply and not demand

>> No.49633496

OXY BROS LETS GO

>> No.49633499
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>>49633438
>do yu think crude will melt up then crash like 2008
Yes.

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49633502

SIGA sisters UONE nigros

>> No.49633505

A well dressed schizophrenic man told me UVIX calls in the only solution. Thoughts?

>> No.49633519
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HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

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49633528

>>49633358
that's too many ema's/sma's

>> No.49633534

>>49633358
BRKY should be 20% BYND puts lol

>>49633437
Not impossible. Like with food plants catching fire, we know the CIA Is possible too. Very likely it's just some undertrained Jamal though and we'll get USCSB kino about it next year.

>> No.49633545

STOCKS STOCKS STOCKS GET YOUR PIPING HOT STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49633549

>>49633491
It was sabotage. If this continues as a foreign policy norm of our adversaries, it’s bad for business

>> No.49633551

Can we just be in a recession already. I'm ready for the 50 year bull run.

>> No.49633555
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49633555

Ok time to kms

>> No.49633566

>>49633549
(((Sabotage))) alright

>> No.49633572

Oil is the fucking future.
We won't be replacing oil for another decade at least.

>> No.49633594
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>>49633528
Sounds like something a Virgo would say.

>> No.49633596

>>49633555
shouldve sold monday close

>> No.49633608
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49633608

>>49633572
The Golden Bull runs on OIL

>> No.49633610

>a crabby day

yawn

>> No.49633615

>everything BUT my small cap holdings going green
oh ok

>> No.49633620

>>49633482
No. Because I'm all in SOXS and not used to winning.

>> No.49633633

>>49633332
too bad there's garbage interest in options

>> No.49633642

Buy BOIL $75 10:02am EST June 14

>> No.49633645

>>49633496
Why'd you bother to ask for recs if you're just gonna ignore me and keep pumping your trash?

>> No.49633650

>>49633179
good, it can keep dropping then.

>> No.49633653
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>>49633594
i'm the fish one

>> No.49633654

>>49633572
>Biden to Talk Energy Production While in Saudi Arabia: Kirby
Get ready for incessant spamming of "energy talks going well!"

>> No.49633679

>>49633645
I already own OXY you retard. Can't you read?

>> No.49633684

Energy talks going well:)

>> No.49633697

plz dump spy

>> No.49633698

Made 10k off this bounce lol

>> No.49633702
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Nice volume

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>>49633653
Makes sense, you lack the capricorn energy to fully understand the value of these meme lines.

>> No.49633716

just heard Biden is making significant progress in energy talks with the Saudis

>> No.49633734

>>49633679
It's trash. Be thankful for some exit liquidity instead of hyping up as if that'll make it pump harder.

>> No.49633740

>>49633716
a bonus excuse just in time for wed/thurs. nice

>> No.49633745
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49633745

Hey anon, you do realize that if SQQQ pumps another 20% it will break a weekly trendline that've held since it's inception..

I pray for you anon, hope you stocked up. Bye

>> No.49633748

>>49632198
It hasn't even begun yet. Prepare your anus.

>> No.49633749

>oil was $123.45
haha nice

>> No.49633750
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49633750

>>49633716
Yeah, they probably told him "drill your own wells lmao"

>> No.49633756

>>49633478
It's going to have trouble until rates or the dollar back off. Preferably both.

>> No.49633783
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>>49633706
here's one i drew last thursday, you like? i'm an asparagus rising

>> No.49633784

MRO CHADS

>> No.49633819

>>49633734
Is anything you shilled up 6.60% today?
No? Then shut the fuck up. I am not buying what you shilled until I do some research.

>> No.49633820

>>49633653
how does a girl this hot get into weird shit like this?

>> No.49633822
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49633822

>>49633749

>> No.49633827

>>49632206
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

>> No.49633828

>>49633783
>no penis
redraw that shit and post it again, stat.

>> No.49633832

If you're not holding TMV for tomorrow you've got your head in the sand like an ostrich.

>> No.49633835

>>49633783
>memelines
Kys

>> No.49633834
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>>49633783
Now THIS is art. I want to hang-a it on my wall!

>> No.49633837
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49633837

uh oh stinky

>> No.49633842

>>49633684
>>49633716
Perfect. Now we need that made into a joke on Jimmy Fallon and a dipshit graphic using today's 15% plunge in LNG prices.

>> No.49633844

>>49633654
>>Biden to Talk Energy Production While in Saudi Arabia
did mbs poop on his chest to seal the deal?

>> No.49633850
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>>49633783
GoldenCrossBreakoutsLE

>> No.49633854

come on DXY

>> No.49633856
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49633856

>>49633745
>ta on a 3x Leveraged inverse etf

>> No.49633861

THE TEN YEAR YIELD IS ON THE MOVE AGAIN HOLY FUCK A MANNARINO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.49633869

>>49633844
yup, more of a liquid shart really.(Mohammed bin Salman and mortgage backed securities)

>> No.49633872

DOOMP IT ALREADY WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WILL EAT 10 SHRIMP FOR DINNER TONIGHT. I HATE CRAB

>> No.49633881
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49633881

>Get into stocks and shares son!
>down £1,450
th-thanks dad

>> No.49633890

>>49633844
Offered him only the finest of child brides.

But didn't seal the deal until he threw in an influencer-turned-crack-whore for Hunter.

>> No.49633896
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49633896

We‘ll unironically pump on a 50 bps announcement tomorrow for real for real no cap on god

>> No.49633921

The volatility is insane

>> No.49633924

>>49633896
We'll dump because it means we're headed for a inflationary collapse instead of a deflationary one.

>> No.49633926
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>>49633881
are ya winnin son?

>> No.49633928

BUDDY CHECK MSTR COMPUTER

>> No.49633932

>>49633749
Haha, just like Tchernobyl.

>> No.49633947
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49633947

>that complete u-turn back straight down on siga

>> No.49633949
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>>49633850
gotta get entry and exits somehow

>> No.49633970

>>49632910
>>49632911
These.
But it's almost too obvious...

>> No.49633972

>Crab today
>Gigapump Wednesday through Friday when JPow turns dovish and opts for 50bps increase over the leaked 75bps.
>Monday, oil spikes to $150 bbl on inflation fears, oil chads collectively buy /smg/ and then shut it down.

Checkem and screencap

>> No.49633978
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>>49633896
The market is dumping with a 50bp hike a 75bp hike or a 100bp hike.
Dump on 50bp because it won't do enough to stem inflation
Dump on 75bp because it makes growth more expensive and risk a mortgage collapse
Dump on 100bp because that's not priced in at all.
Its a damned if they do, damned if they don't situation.

>> No.49633994

lol red day

>> No.49634003
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>>49633924
Inflation is transgender and peaked no cap bussin

>> No.49634004

>>49633972
Personally I wouldn't shut it down. I'd just install a word filter so every post begins with "OIL? OIL."

>> No.49634009

new
>>49633977
>>49633977
>>49633977

>> No.49634019

>>49633698
bullshit

>> No.49634022
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>>49633854
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49634023
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49634023

>>49633978
why aren't you considering no hike?

>> No.49634026

>>49634004
undeniably based. good call fellow baron

>> No.49634039

>>49632432
soon my friend.

>> No.49634045
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49634045

I don't feel so good

>> No.49634049

>>49633949
Yeah, I was just joking. There was a nice pop there.

>> No.49634050

when do I nibble in to this market smg

>> No.49634054

Whoever first posted about DRV, bless you and your family. You are a decent guy, may the gains continue

>> No.49634057

>>49633881
>have 95k saved
>get paycheck, save 1500
>etf portfolio drops 1500
>get next paycheck, save 1500
>etf portfolio drops 1500
So it's confirmed. Economy is pegged to my bank account never showing 100k. Pray I don't win the lottery.

>> No.49634058

>>49633819
If you're targeting day trades, don't bother.
I offered legitimate picks, not pump and dump shills.

The only one that's pumping extra hard today is VET, and that's a reason to AVOID buying it until some retards dump it back down. With rate hike and inflation panics suppressing the market, there's no point in chasing an entry on anything. Be patient.

>> No.49634089

>>49634054
that might have been me

>> No.49634103

>>49634050
6 months imo

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>>49634023
Lmao, dis nigga thinkin' there will be no hike. At the very least there's going to be me hikin' dis dick into yo ass.

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>>49633881
Everyone gets burned once in a while, post the position so we can laugh it off together.

>> No.49634154

Dear god…

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>>49634140