/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49628683
>links
Kek

These futures be sussin.

>>49628704
fuck I just realised that after copying from previous

I tell you waht, firends.
Im financialy diminished.
I really am.

what are some buy points for the S&P500? Like what would be a return to trend?

It's over

>>49628726
Piece talks in Yurop.

>>49628726
god i want this. i have gf but i want THESE, these are yummy

>>49628726
I think fair valuation is around 3200/3100....

red by open. they are just taunting us.

>>49628739
What do you base that on?

>>49628778
I'm 6ft tall and white (american) what country do i go to for blonde girls like this? Sweden isn't my style, its too cold there.

>>49628736
Even then stocks are expensive though, right? And am I better to set "buy points" or try to see when "the dust settles"?

14th for getting fucked by the market

Can someone dump their bobo collection?

LOOK AT FUTES WHORES WAHOOOOOOO

>>49628683
FUTURES ARE DROPPING ALREADY

S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS S&P MORE LIKE SHIT AND PISS

>>49628778
They base it on a ton of shit. Some pushing more conservative. Alot of the formulas are also saying 3750 is fair value. So this could be an important level

>>49628978
the fair value is this formula: shit value/piss value*PE

>>49628683
https://nz.finance.yahoo.com/news/flow-beverage-corp-reports-q2-100000273.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmluZy5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACNzge7BSBw_TDYtvUiWBvuHYAP-xTaybuEcOXhp7wtfjw3GElpvim8mstCMEnmQUchlWJIJz_YnOYnGsQVw2rNXwZFy4lDkLenQh3TZTWwQuvdYPH0hbd2HBTNzPpd2_SZDPrztAb3pNLwh1v3sdoyIDHRKxhicaaAppjzU4XGm
Buy this

>>49628999
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/warren-buffett-has-gained-over-%24171-billion-on-these-4-stocks

I hope you guys bought the dips in commodities yesterday, especially oil and gas. What I am wondering though is when to start taking the profits... Somewhere in July? Peak summer? That sounds about right

>>49629016
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/warren-buffett-has-gained-over-%24171-billion-on-these-4-stocks

Always read this

>>49628847
https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html

>>49628999
>the state of new zealand links

>>49628778
Of course if you expect guidance and earnings to start getting slashed then obviously it means fuck all and needs adjusted down

>>49629016
Fugg this dude. You could have bought fuckin anything 30 years ago and today you'd be +1000000%.
Good for him though, most people here would sell a long time ago

>>49629031
Why would you buy oil? If there's a recession then the oil prices will plummet

>>49629046
Isn't it kind of obvious that earnings are going down though?

>>49629031
I own oil and was planning on taking profits next month. I just base that on "summer travel" and China reopening causing a frenzy.. but I'm no expert.

>>49629054
Oil good. Recession is a meme. My reasoning is simple :)

>>49628910
>>49628862
>>49628938
whats got me wondering is the CPI leak last week
we dumped so quickly and confidently before the data was released that it has to have leaked, right?
so when we're dumping now, is it speculation or is it a leak again?
does anyone get investigated for such accurate predictions of CPI and fed releases?

>>49629076
Bloody hell she looks exactly like my cousin. Haha, what a coincidence

It is the perfect time to keep buying

Is this guy right?

Gaysex bros when are we going to stop gaping?

>>49629085
/biz/ is shouting buy the dip, so I'm not buying
I'm selling blowjobs though

>>49628803
What the fuck do you mean "stocks are expensive"? Are you playing around with 20 bucks or something?

>>49628726
>buy points for the S&P500
Unless you have a rabbi you'll never know the exact bottom. DCA and never sell. Swing with UPRO when the underlying is above the 200 SMA.

>>49629035
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4518111-citigroup-stock-buy-sell-hold

https://www.livemint.com/market/live-blog/share-market-live-updates-sensex-nifty-bse-nse-stock-market-today-13-06-2022-ril-lic-adani-mahindra-11655084405390.html

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4518184-zedge-inc-zdge-ceo-jonathan-reich-on-q3-2022-results-earnings-call-transcript

https://www.esmmagazine.com/retail/russias-retail-trade-turnover-may-slump-9-this-year-lobby-group-says-176530

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/5-stocks-with-solid-sales-growth-to-counter-bearish-markets
https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/russias-oil-export-revenue-soars-to-98-billion-as-war-in-ukraine-rages-on-top-points/ar-AAYqhQH?ocid=BingNewsSearch

>>49629088
Probably leak because I think people with huge holdings get info prior to normal people

>>49629061
improved it.

>>49629159
Buy water/commodities/food & grain stocks now.

>>49629149
I have a bunch of cash right now, do I just DCA in every month? I don't know what the last sentence means

So people are really putting money notes under their pillow.
Not even gold or rare resources.
Literally dollar notes in an inflation.

>>49629125
Only one way to find out. That sounds about how 07-09 was. Housing didn't really peak collapse till like 11/12 tho long after job market and stock market we're recovering. Although QE uhm helped

>>49629199
DCA is a meme
Time in the market

>>49629234
I thought housing was kinda recovering by then? I remember it started slumping in like 2006, right? I was pretty young but I remember people saying the housing market was slowing like 1-2 years before the actual crash

>>49629184
WEAT?

>>49629254
Well if I dumped it all in at the start of the year it might have taken me 20 years to recover

Eu bought 110k doses of monkyaids vaxx from bavarian nordic

siga sissies how can you compete??

>>49629199
What is your time horizon? Because we aren't coming back to these levels on the S&P 500 this decade.

>>49629269
he never said how much time
pay attention to the small print and the regular sized print as well

>>49629088
There are always people who know what's going on and people who learned to act quick on the action of these people. News are on the wire all the time. We can't keep up, we just have to learn to be antifragile.

rolling for total socioeconomic collapse

Listen well. The money is not gone. It is in Russian and Asian markets. Just invest overseas. Open an LLC in the Grand Cayman Islands for overseas financial transactions. You will be fine.

>>49629199
If you're looking to hold a fund then go with VOO (which has a lower cost than SPY). VTI or VT if you want more diversification. Just DCA every week/month. When the S&P 500 breaks above the 200 SMA it generally has lower volatility and you can increase your gains with leverage (like pic related), through buying 2X or 3X ETF's like SSO and UPRO. Give these links a read.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>>49629274
>hey apple, somebody but a huawey phone yesterday, looks like it's over

>>49629313
okay well just stocks go down and economy collapses then

>>49628683
still all cash, call me when JPM is sub $100 a share

>>49629314
Grand Cayman Islands are a tax shelter too.

>>49628726
Just dollar cost average it, you'll never hit the low point anyway and are more likely to fall for a bear rally

MO is still falling. Jesus. I am down 12 percent already. H8 wall street.

>>49629283
I'm 35. So I mean if we aren't coming back to these levels this decade, probably not a great time to buy.

>>49629320
Thanks. I'll check those out. I own some VOO already, I guess I'll just keep buying some shares of that every month

>>49629347
Thanks. I guess I was just hoping there might be a "median" for the market that I know not to buy above or something.

y'all are pitiful shaking my head

>>49629266
Brazil has the best food commodity stocks right now.

>>49629283
When was the last time the market was down for 10 years?

Think I drop SPXS today. Hopefully it goes to 30.
>>49629231
Who?

>>49629451
i mean if you bought at peak dot com bubble, it would take you that to recover, really more because of inflation and the unlikelihood you would have sold the top before the GFC

>>49629380
>Thanks. I'll check those out. I own some VOO already, I guess I'll just keep buying some shares of that every month
No problem. Hypothetically it's better to just lump sum with your money. The other anon is right about time in the market winning. But it could take a while for you to break even.

https://www.northwesternmutual.com/life-and-money/is-dollar-cost-averaging-better-than-lump-sum-investing/
>The data show that investing a $1 million windfall all at once generated better cumulative total returns at the end of 10 years than dollar-cost averaging almost 75 percent of the time, regardless of asset allocation

>>49628683
My mutual funds are dropping like rocks, my REITs are about to get raped, and just as I'm about to eat lead, I see one green in a sea of red.
>YCBDpa
I bought these just for the divvy, yet somehow there's enough degenerates buying weak cbd gummies to keep em afloat in these trying times. Do I dare sell before that crook of a CEO gets arrested, or go all in, and hope people are too weak willed to give up their addictions.

Did some of you fuckers actually buy INTC? Are you fucking retarded??

>>49629380
Just put what you wanted to invest in monthly increments,bear markets don't tend to last very long.
Better to buy now then just let inflation eat it

>>49629525
It seemed like a good idea at the time

>>49629525
It's my ticket out of poverty. All china have to do is invade taiwan and taiwanese will scuttle their fabs

>>49629504
If you bought at the peak of about $1400 in 2000 you would admittedly still be at a loss by 2010, but as long as you can afford to keep holding it all eventually goes up

>>49629601
Anon... Intel is so fucked they had to outsource to TSMC too, they only are capable of making the shitty chips in their own fabs.

>>49629592
Kek
I vehemently opposed it whenever I was here
Same with amd, NVDA and tech in general

Oh fuck neon green futes inc

>>49629615
>Not being in Semiconductors in general
Anon...?

>>49629614
Even if that were true my thesis still holds. Intel can keep producing when taiwan goes down.

>>49629625
After the past two trading days, these limp dick futures mean fuck all right now. It's going to crab all day in anticipation for wednesday

Whats up with americans and their wash sale rule, 3 trades per week and ban of CFDs? The IRS is incredibly criminal

75bps has broad consensus now.

Can't wait for this schizo market to pump bigly today for no fucking reason

>>49629654
Its PE is as low as MU. Single digits.

>>49629380
Christ what a nice picture to wake up to. No tats, no piercings, no plastic.. Just natural.

So if they dont hike by 75 or higher we will crash today and rest of week right? It would mean inflation is still climbing uncontrollably. If they do 75, it just keeps things moving along until next cpi report.

>>49629674
50bps is not even on the table any more. If it happens it would be an absolutely vicious bear market rally.

>>49629541
i mean bear markets may not last very long, but they can scrub enough off the top to keep me upside down in stocks for over a decade, no?

>>49629602
at least now it's 20% off the top, so, maybe trickling in isn't a terrible idea. I mean at least it isn't buying the top, right?

Yields Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Energy Peaking.
Inflation "Transitory".
Market Bottoming/
Simple as.

>AERC

I'm gonna fucking make it, bros :^)

>>49629674
1984 ÷ 75 = 1488
Obviously
1994 ÷ 75 = 1492.5 aka June 1492
http://www.eventshistory.com/date/1492-june/
Also 1492 = Columbus
Coms received from The Pilgrim Society & The Vatican

>>49629747
>>49629747
>Bottoming
Not til tik tok is nothing but realtor suicides

Uganda just found 320,000 TONS of Gold.
https://www.reuters.com/article/uganda-gold/uganda-says-exploration-results-show-it-has-31-million-tonnes-of-gold-ore-idUSKBN2NP17M
>All the gold ever found in all of history only amounts to 244,000 tons.
>https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-much-gold-has-been-found-world
>The world supply of gold is going up 130% all at once!
>GET THE FUCK OUT! NOW! NOW! NOW!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Well i just become a long term investor, time in the market right? haha

>>49629860
RIP my gold stocks

>>49628736
You’re retarded. You really think Biden’s gonna let the war end after giving them 40 billion a week ago?

>>49629860
bro wt

>>49629380
If pisses me off how women can just be attractive and get whatever they want

>>49629691
No ass either

>>49629860
It's fucking nothing.

>>49629860
E Squadron, UKSF, SIS, The Increment. It is go time. Secure the bag.

how could my president bend the knee to putler

>>49629860
What the fuck

>>49630033
The Gold is mine.

>>49629964
why? just give them what they want and you get what you want (kids + their bodies)

>>49629860
Kek PMG fags BTFO with the rest of us

>>49629380
I've dated multiple sorority hoes in my youth. And now I'm a NEET posting on 4chan. What a life.

>*CREDIT MARKET FEAR GAUGE TOPS 100 BPS FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2020
lmao
its fucking over

>>49629681
I don't know anything about that. If china says they respect taiwan then I sell

>>49629729
You just dump more cash in whenever shit dumps.

What's up with the pre-market right now, are investors trying to pump?

>>49629986
are you retarded?

Did we seriously just miss this melt up?

>>49629860
But Twitter told me that wypipo stripped Africa of all its resources?

>>49629140
/smg/ is also shouting
>it's fucking over
so pick your poison

uranium

>>49630281
You misspelled dead cat bounce

>>49630375
pssst
GRAPHITE

>>49629860
It will never leave the ground. Nothing to see here.

>>49630213
Copious amount of shorts closing, taking profit, deleveraging since the risk/reward profile changed slightly.

>>49628938

Newfag to options. What does it mean when a call date has high volatility? Was looking at HTGC calls at october.

>>49630375
>>49630384
Listen here. I have to recuperate my money in Stuart Trust. The Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha and my other Royal Houses in Scotland/Ireland/Europe/ETC will not be cheated! The rare Earth minerals are mine.

>>49630503
High IV = wider range of price movements built into the options price.

>>49630503
means the market is expecting some sort of news, usually earnings but sometimes bigger things
for example if a biopharma ticker trades at $20, and next week they're posting results of their alzheimer study, the price might go to $0 or $2000 so options will have schizo premiums

>>49630454
So basically it's over for bobros?

>>49630527
>>49630564
Interesting, thanks friends.

big ass bounce today but we still end the day red on the strength of a massive back-from-lunch dump

I hope none of you bought the Bobo rally last few weeks

Small caps...

>Kornheisers in my /smg/

FOMC predictions? 50bps seems inevitable

BASTERD DO NOT REDEEM

good morning fuck mods fuck jannies

>>49630708
>>49629674
>>49629700

WTF. NasdACK just jumped .30 in a second

>>49630708
you mean 75bps since fed leaked the info over WSJ yesterday

>>49630708
75, but that won't do shit in the grand scheme of things

>>49630503
High IV has a higher price as a volatile stock is more likely to hit a certain price within a time frame. If IV increases or decreases while you hold then the option will gain or lose value. In general it's better to buy a relatively low IV (use IV percentile), and sell options with a higher IV. You can also use IV to calculate the expected price range with standard deviations. You can also find stocks with high IV and purchase the stock instead of the options. You get the higher volatility movement without the high option premium.

>>49630746
never gonna happen, if they do it's like admitting they fucked up, market will freak out

>>49630761
I miss when girls were this size on average and had nice petite asses like this. Instead everyone is fat and disgusting.

>>49630772
they literally leaked over media because they are not allowed to speak 2 weeks before meeting

>>49630761
Interesting.

>>49630708
50 is a lock, the Fed has indicated that for months now. Wild card is the 75 hike. Cnbc saying the fed will do it by 75 and some other articles saying that too so maybe its a real leak/indication or its just "sources trust us bro" and fed does 50 anyway.

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49630802
Fake news.

>>49630454
I'm assuming this is just a bounce before the fall, I think a lot of investors finally see the writing on the wall and are gonna pull out.

But that's just an assumption, I'm just some idiot online.

>>49630863
Kill thread at 9am EST When Market Opens Mods. Start new one then. We must secure the bag.

>he sold?

>>49630772
keep up!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/energy/the-fed-has-no-choice-but-to-let-this-tantrum-rip/2022/06/14/b1b3eb4e-eb9f-11ec-9f90-79df1fb28296_story.html
>Central banks customarily go into self-imposed silence ahead of important monetary policy meetings.
>there was no way policy makers could guide the market on how last week’s awful inflation data for May had changed their plans. But somehow people got the gist.
>Suddenly late Monday, it moved to virtual certainty that the Fed will raise by 75 basis points, and not the previously projected 50 basis points:
What happened? It’s probably best to try reading the New York Times, Bloomberg News, Axios or the Wall Street Journal, all of which published stories about the likelihood of a 75-basis-point hike as the afternoon progressed. None of these stories feature any on-the-record comments from Fed officials since the inflation data came out in Friday. However, they are all framed the same way, and lead the reader through the same comments made before the quiet period that had given the Fed some wiggle room to raise by more than 50 basis points. We can assume that this was a coordinated attempt to guide the market through trusted journalists, while just about staying in purdah. This is one of those times when you can believe what you read in the papers — the Fed has now set everyone up for a 75-basis-point hike on Wednesday. Anything else would be a huge surprise. The story, breaking first in the Wall Street Journal, arrived in time to accelerate what were already dramatic market moves
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>49630868
the problem is I wouldn't trust it either but it was written by this retard Nick Timiraos who is known as "fed whisperer" because fed trusts him to write this shit on WSJ for signaling (they did it in the past)

Don't worry boys, once my stop loss on SQQQ hits the dump will continue. Sorry for the inconvenience

>>49630645
any day now at this point; capitulation is a good sign since they're already down 80% in many cases

>>49628978
Retard doesn’t understand basic economics. It’s worth what people are willing to pay for it, and to me it’s worthless
>but muh economist said..
Don’t care, I’m not buying your gay jew stocks. Everyone else here did and look how well that turned out for them. Shit’s worthless kek

>>49629860
>Muyita said Wagagai, a Chinese company, had set up a mine in Busia in eastern Uganda

>>49630824
Definitely look into historical volatility and IV percentile. An IV% of 20 means that the IV has been lower than it's current state 20% of the time. And it's been higher 80% of the time. That's a good deal for the option buyer as the IV is low (good option price). And is more likely to increase in the future, increasing the value of your options. The downside is that the stock isn't expected to move as much. Also, IV generally increases more when stocks go down, and lowers when they go up. Best of luck.

>Coinbase lays off 18% of workforce as executives prepare for recession and ‘crypto winter’

OH NO NO NO

>>49630932
64.21
▲ 7.69 (13.61%)
June 13, 7:59 PM EDT

Yesterday was nice.

As a europoor should I convert most of my savings into US Dollar? Is the Milkshake theory accurate? Looks like it is happening right now.

>>49630793
Yeah now if a woman just isn't a landwhale, she is 8+/10.

>>49630987

Hahahaha

>>49630998

It might be a smart move but it should only be money you can afford to not have access to immediately.

>>49629380
>>49629729
lol

>>49630998
See here mate -->
>>49629314
>>49629341

>>49630915
>But somehow people got the gist.
hehehe

smg is dead

>i only use coinbase to buy shit for crypto back with their card and they are getting rid of that

RIP goy base!!

Mornin’

Futures?

>>49631068
Long live /smg/.

>>49629860
>Dude. I'sa math-ed
>Solomon Muyita

Big China numbers out tonight.

>>49631091
NEON GREEN

Do I YOLO some calls or puts today?

>>49628683
Looked at the normie books to see what grade of copium is in store for the markets today. Looks to be about 80% pure copium with an added 20% delusion.

>look at comments on yahoo finance
>Some faggot talking about muh short squeeze
Every time

here comes the PPI

>>49631163
massive dump incoming

>>49631104
No filthy IGIGI/Adapite Genesis 6 Negro hybrid has rights to shat on my Planet or Solar System! It's all mine!

>nasdaq and dow are green
>sp500 still in hell

Could it at least pretend to be green like the other two are doing?

>>49630998
>Milkshake theory
Explain to me the milkshake theory.

>>49631163
They're good numbers

>>49631084
I only used Coinbase to buy crypto for large amounts of drugs in 2016.

RIP, GONE BUT NOT FERGOTN

PPI IS OUT

US May Producer Prices Final Demand +0.8%, Consensus +0.8%

*US May PPI Ex. Food, Energy +0.5%, Consensus +0.6%

*US May PPI Personal Consumption +0.6%

>>49631163
>>49631173
only 10.8% YoY, it's fine guys!! they expected 10.9%, so we're fine, it's only 10.8%!!

>>49631198
right on the head

>>49631163
nothingburger

>>49630793
Me too fren. I hate the thicc meme.

>>49630736
>>49630746
SELL SELL SELL

>>49631212
Use the copeium bump here to get short, easy peasy

>>49631210

>Food and energy below consensus

SPY +3% here we come baby, then down 7% on Wednesday. Jokes aside, at least there's finally a food/energy number below consensus, even if it's 0.1%....

Oh fuck I'm about to be financially ruined today

>>49631267
Me too, me too

>bought SOXL calls at 3:54pm yesterday
nice

Well it's over. Crash is canceled

Oil recovers today
checkem and screencap

Joseph Wang says its 75bps
https://twitter.com/FedGuy12/status/1536585440525963264

Delayed until tomorrow

fuck this is the melt up isnt it

>>49631321

I needs to be 100 basis points. At least it's not 50, but come on Powell, get with the program. If they do 75, then 75 again it's better than their previous plan.

>>49631339
until lunch

Fed's gonna crash the market tomorrow, investors are just trying to get out with as much money as they can and cut their losses today.

>>49630375
Bombs

meltup chads the time is now

Getting assigned with Redbox and SIGA

Could be worse

>>49631383
So you're saying we're going to pump to ATHs again by end of day?

>>49631321
This is so bullish for the short term. Holy fuck and I'm just a momentum and swing trader who doesn't give a shit which way the market goes.

>>49631383

It depends on what Powell says, at this point the market wants him to go hard on interest rates now. The last dump was from him taking 75 bps off the table (which he's now doing anyways). I'd be very careful going short too, in that bear market rallies can be violent to the upside too and if you time it wrong, well good luck I guess....

Literally every option the fed has will crash the market, there is no winning here. Given all that is going on we have no choice but to crash.

ayo shnib shnib cuh
this market lowkey slaps bruh frfr no cap, yall feel me?

>>49628683
So what can i expect from the FOMC meeting? Are we fucked?

>>49628683
I bought Doki Doki Literature Club Plus on steam since it's on sale and I've thought about buying it for some time now.

My puts…..

>>49631499
You're only fucked if you have skin in the game.

>>49631499
based ignore rest of the thread poster

>>49631406
Nauh I think 3800 is new resistance

>>49631516
if you do anything other than barter, you have skin in the game

>>49628683
i made an interactive brokers account a while back hearing that they're the best and whatnot and now I cant find futures in their search bar in their shitty application.

do you know any other brokers that offer almost all of the available financial instruments? anything from forex to futures to bonds to stocks and crypto. and many microcaps, not the top 100 stocks by marketcap like most shitty brokers do

>>49631455
i dont get it how is it bullish my sirs?

>>49631499
Bear rally followed by realization of what rate hikes mean for the wider economy and a giga dump

>>49631561
Market wants high interest rate because it thinks it will fight inflation, for a violent market rally followed by a massive dump

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49631559
imagine being too dumb to use a normal non-retard trading UI

You heard about the mass layoffs coming?
Apparently there's mass layoffs coming.

>>49631559
do you have permissions to trade futures for your account? you need to request permissions for most instrument types, from account settings iirc

>10 year yield dropping
>markets green

Bond market controls everything at this point.

>>49631490
>>49631568
>>49631588
/smg/ is so fucking bearish. You idiots really think you know what the Fed is going to do huh? It's not like you get it wrong all the time or anything

>>49631588
>because it thinks it will fight inflation
alright that makes sense, kind of like force feeding what it thinks its medicine but eventually overmedicating the market

>>49631561
Fed jacks up interest rates and bond yields plummet. 75 bps at once is the most aggressive action the markets have seen in nearly 20+ years.

Will we actually bottom before Fed Meeting and Vix Options Expiration tomorrow?

>>49631559
if you can't do some basic research on brokers you may want to stick to simple stuff.

>>49631620
always has been.
everything is a derivative off of debt.
all value is derived from the debt market.
the risk free rate is used in all analyses for valuations

>>49631612
They are already here in pretty much any non-commodity/non-financial sector. Tech is and will getting the worst of the layoffs as most of these new tech companies make 0 profit as it is

>>49631612
Starting with (YOU)!

>>49631640
she has sucked at least 6 or 7 dicks in her life to completion

EYUP I'm thinking I'm killing myself on google hangout today

>>49631633
Bond yields plummeting means a flight to stocks and other riskier assets. It's sort of normalcy and complacency fallacy. I believe the market will be a lot lower this time next year than where we are today.

>>49631612
good thing I’ve got a gubment job

Amazon being back to April 2020 numbers is kinda funny.

>>49631624
predicting what the fed does in this market isn't hard. it reacts to inflation data in a predictable manner now and markets can accurately price in expected changes in policy immediately as new macro data becomes available.

>>49631624
So tell me what's gonna happen after FOMC meeting. What do you expect to happen, raised interest rates are the tip of the iceburg, it's gonna go down from here

>>49631612
Oh FUCK, are you kidding me?! I just bought this house man, maybe my variable rate will go down if I lose my job, r-right?

>>49631712
Lmao

>>49631620
Buy Vanguard & Blackrock today before market opens. Hold do not sell.

>>49631626
Basically, it overmedicates itself so much that people realize how much they are spending or going to spend and stop participating, high interest may fight inflation, but it will fuck up loan based markets, which a fuckton of markets are either in or just entered. Hell you can get a loan to pay for new wheels on your car, what's going to happen when people can't pay these loans and these companies can't get new loans? Foreclosures and repos

>>49631680
bond yields going down means that there's an increased demand for bonds, not a decreased one.

So like does Direxion® really sell merchandise or what? I keep seeing that six pack pepe with the t shirt and I'm trying to steal that look.

>>49631611
after using etoro for a while i dont have the patience for it
>>49631645
>>49631618
i should have futures permission. i only dont have permission for options

>>49631409
same, wondering what to do tho
was hoping to short siga all the way to the bottom by selling calls with strike 1, but it seems like its only possible to sell calls with fat theta on them..

I'm all in tech right now. BULZ, SOXL, TQQQ. I have a bag of LABU and FAS for good measure. This is the relief rally everyone has been waiting for. Strap the fuck in lads. This summer is going to be awesome.

What's the play today? SQQQ or TQQQ?

>>49631712
>variable rate
anon, you didn't seriously do this did you?

>>49631729
6 minute warning before NY Market opens.

I just heard someone behind me claim that men also menstruate
Nigros wtf? Do I need to insert a cotton swab on my pp hole frok now on?

I would like to believe in the 1% chance the feds figure all this out during the meeting and fix the whole market.

>>49631790
Yes

buying siga

shorting bonds

it's really that simple

>AMZN @ $103
How could have seen that coming, man oh man?!

Mercy please

>>49631699
>>49631694
I don't have a fucking prediction because the market isn't rational. In the end, whether we see red for 6 weeks or 6 months, the line will go up. Unless you think that the global population, money supply and economic output will decrease in any significant way going forward - but you aren't that dumb are you???

>>49631680
So it's bullish until the flight is over

>>49629909
He can just ask for it back. Just like he's planning on asking Afghanistan back for all the automatic weapons we left over there.

>>49631790
Just buy both

>>49631779
was hoping to short redblox*

Dubs and I put $100k into TQQQ and the Fed only raises 50 bps and the market giga nigga pumps

>>49631640
Opex isn't tomorrow, it's on friday.

welp, crash is over lmao

>>49631802
Men have regular hormonal swings just like women, we just don't have uteri so we don't bleed

>>49631848
roll

>>49631793
No I own home already, just pay property taxes like a good goy.

>they think 75 isn't happening after inflation has confirmed to not be peaking

>>49631653
how do i learn about debt market?

The bull rallies keep getting shorter and shorter

Stop buying you disgusting shitskins

>>49631891
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/stock-and-bonds#bonds-tutorial

>>49631802
Men bleed when the government says it's time.

>>49631848
1-9 and you lose all your money as the market giga dumps

>>49631889
277/75/99/1

>>49631855

>>49631769
They sell financial equivalent of crack. that is enough.

>thinking the crash is over literally the day before the meeting happens
calm down you bobo fucks, whatever happens today means fuck all as we will continue the crash tomorrow as planned

>whoa black betty

>>49628683
puts and shorts, making money has never been easier. thanks kathy wood and crypto tards!

>>49631952
But no t shirts?

>>49631939
Keystone

>>49631826
i'm certainly not retarded enough to think that this is the bottom. telling when a bear market rally runs out of steam and starts dumping to hell isn't easy, and there will be much better buying opportunities in the future.
as for what the fed is expected to do during the fomc meeting, just watch the bond markets.

>Joe Biden signed the bill, Juneteenth became the first new federal holiday since Martin Luther King Jr. Day
>That said in 2022, the markets will close on Monday, June 20, in observance of Juneteenth

>>49631953
The crash hasn't happened until onlyfans whores are on the street sucking dick for money after the e-simp money dries up.

>smartphone "broker" screenshots
disgusting

>>49628726
i think once it dips below $200 you could start DCAing a bit with 30% of your cash, then when it hits $150 DCA another 30%, then when it hits $100 another 30%, and save the last 10% for anything lower in case, if nothing dips below $100 then just buy the upswing with the last 10%

you said it was pumping, looks like it’s still in yesterday’s trading range

New highs for crude

>>49631992
>boomer mad that I trade in my pajamas

Has anyone been watching the drivers of the market lately?

>>49631991
They'll probably just get married to someone who knows nothing about their past, honestly. That's basically THE play for any woman.

>>49628683
Based, no links for faggot mumu

>>49632041
>Hurt back over the weekend
>Have off the entire week
I feel like I ran out of shit to to already homie. How do you do it?

>>49632041
Imagine being a boom boom that didn't simply walk into a brokerage in the 80's to put 100 dollars on literally anything. Imagine that same boomer right now looking at zoomers make more money than he has ever seen just on their masturbation devices

A little reassurance is just what the markets ordered. :)))

>>49632124
>>49632124
>>49632124

>>49628726
Around 250 is the next relevant support, basically don't buy until we hit covid lows.

>>49632132
Worst bake I've ever seen.

>>49632157
t. linkie

>>49632132
nigger tier bake, get outta here nigger

>>49632101
Find something you enjoy and work on it. Trading and Econ is legit my hobby, has been for years. I’m actually employed right now in a WFH position

>>49632189
the board has spoken and it belongs to nolinkers.

>>49631993
>>49632138
i hope you schizos are trolling and don't actually think that the spy will drop 50% as if a nuke exploded in washington

>>49632202
I submit

come
>>49632305
>>49632305
>>49632305

>>49632277
spy dropped 50% in 2008, 45% when the dotcom bubble popped, 50% in the 70s when inflation was also sky high but conditions were more favorable.

>>49632277
>>49632277
>>49632277
i have $150 puts

>>49632326
Buy LTC XRP ADA
Covert USD to EURO

>>49632512
1.49632512e-5 = 1.49632512 × 10-5 = 0.0000149632512

>>49632561
https://view.officeapps.live.com/op/view.aspx?src=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irs.gov%2Fpub%2Firs-soi%2F05in12ms.xls

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=49632561

>>49632686

>>49628683
It is too late to cash out and look for other opportunities when prices hit all time lows?

>>49632744
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=49632744

>>49632935
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=49632935

>>49632960
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=49632960

>Gaps are common with stocks, especially after earnings.

Why after earnings specifically?

>>49632994
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=49632994

13
22
24
23
24

2
11
14
11
20

>>49633145
Usually earnings cause the stock to be significantly repriced higher or lower and this is reflected by a gap up or down the next day.

>>49633145
0 infinity

>>49633213
thanks.
> The trader buys 3000 shares, because if they lose the $0.10 per share ($15 – $14.90) on 3000 shares, they have only lost $300, or 1% of their account. With a looser stop loss at 14$, he can buy 300 shares at 15$. In both cases he loses 300$ if the stop is triggered. The looser the stop the smaller the profit, but protecting your capital is the number 1 rule.

Wouldn't this mean that the tighter the stop, the smaller the profit? Not looser? Or does looseness imply that you just aren't buying as many shares? The framing is strange to me because it seems to imply that your profit is 'always' better when you have a close stop loss set

>>49633334
captcha: wanky

im guessing it's that if you buy a ton of shares with a tighter stop loss, then due to gaps you're risking more? Whereas with a looser stop gap loss and buying less shares correspondingly, you're not risking a huge low liquidity bust?

>>49633226
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=94bGzWyHbu0&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVM94bGzWyHbu0&start_radio=1

Music for algorithms

>>49633580
kino song

>>49633334
>The looser the stop the smaller the profit
This is worded a little odd. The (potential) profit is smaller because you're only using 300 shares. Mostly this is saying that by using a smaller number of shares and a loose stop you give the trade a chance to work in your favor.

It's a little hard to tell without the full context, but it's not really due to gaps that you're risking more, it's because you're carrying 10 times as many shares. Gaps can take out loose or tight stops, but how much you lose is based on how many shares get stopped out.

>>49633580
25 songs
2 + 5 = 7
This is the 7th Universe

>>49633737
But in both cases it's rigged so you'd hypothetically only lose 300$ right? So where is the extra risk with the first example where more shares are present?

>>49634002
With a gap down to $14. If you had 3000 shares, you would lose $3000 because the stop is triggered anywhere below $14.90 and if the first price traded is $14.00 that's where you sell at.

>>49634002
But if there was no gap and you got triggered at your stop price, then the risk would be the expected $300 for both

>>49633768
+ 3 more songs = New algorithm for Roswell XP

Secret Beast Test
Area 51 Evil
Austin Defeated The CIA

>>49634124
Then the 14 one IS less riskier due to less gaps?

>>49634091
Wait, so

>it's not really due to gaps that you're risking more, it's because you're carrying 10 times as many shares.

So gaps ARE why, in a way. I was right.

>>49634233
It is less risky, but it really has to do with the number of shares. Maybe I'm misunderstanding how you're factoring gaps into this.

>>49634202
+1 Avenged Scream = All 11 dimensions decoded