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49629622 No.49629622 [Reply] [Original]

There's almost no chance Celsius will be liquidated at this point. If they are I will post this ho's soles and holes. The last time I posted her soles and holes on 4chan was the last recession.

>> No.49629637

>>49629622
that's a man tho

>> No.49629671

>>49629637

This joke will never be funny, tranny. I get it though. it's your sad attempt at normalizing "doubt" and getting back at normal people for calling out obvious trannies.

>> No.49629867

>>49629671
look at the jaw
this may actually be a man this time

>> No.49629885

>>49629867

Read >>49629671. No matter how many sockpuppets you use it won't make this forced unfunny joke any better.

>> No.49629955

Fuck off op no one wants to see this guys dick

>> No.49629998

>>49629671
>t. seething tranny

>> No.49630000

I hope celsius lives. Keep the axe wound pics for bestgore

>> No.49630004

>>49629955

You won't have to because Celsius isn't getting liquidated. Learn to read you foreign faggot.

>> No.49630026

>>49629998

>Hurrr he recognized that I am a subhuman tranny so now I will also call him a tranny durrrr

Pathetic

>> No.49630032
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49630032

>>49629622
Please don’t

>> No.49630038

>>49630032

l2r, retard

>> No.49630069

>>49629671
that's literally a man, notice how he poses to hide his adam's apple

>> No.49630167

>>49630026
nice reddit spacing, tranny

>> No.49631013

>>49630167

>Waaah le reddit spacing waaah

Faggot tranny

>> No.49631027

What the fuck is celsius and why does it matter at all

>> No.49631105

>>49631027

>>49631027

>>49631027

In case you're serious here's a pic but do you not follow crypto at all? How could you not have heard of Celsius by now since it's a big part of the reason BTC is near $20K right now. They locked withdrawals from their site and it's looking like Mt.Gox 2.0

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>>49631105

Pic didn't attach

>> No.49631219

>>49631027
It matters because if they get liquidated this tranny will show us his butthole

>> No.49631263

>>49631105
Oh some crypto exchange blocked withdrawals. Gee whiz weve never seen that before. Binance, coinbase, kraken, gemini, theyve literally all done it.

Why should this Celsius happening matter? Are they really that big

>> No.49631265

>>49631219

>Waaah I got identified as the tranny I am so now I will endlessly call the non-tranny a tranny.

You're shit

>> No.49631271

>>49629622
A few more rate hikes and Celsius and MicroStrategy will bottom up. The Japanese Yen will go with them though, the FED is playing Russian roulette with the world economy right now.

That's a man btw.

>> No.49631315

>>49631271

Microstrategy is not going anywhere. Celsius might go bankrupt after they fight off this attack but they won't get liquidated. The calling a woman joke under different sockpuppets hasn't helped it catch on in over two years of you trying to make it happen. Give up on it you fucking loser.

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49631375

>>49631265
>OP switched devices

Captcha: 0PTRNS

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>>49629622

>> No.49631717

>>49631375

Yes I closed 4chan logged back in and it gave me a new ID. Wow Sherlock you cracked the case. I'm not pretending to be someone else unlikes the "man" joke tranny.

>> No.49631834

>>49631315
MicroStategy is a little better off I give you that. That's literally a man dude, his chin is bigger than Mark Cuban's

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>>49629622
Celsius will collapse this week.
And will drag Tether with.

Remember when everyone was calling tether a scam for refusing to profs their reserves, just to be audited and show that they only had 6% "cash" in reserves?
Yeah, and that was before the LUNA crash.

>b-but crypto reserves, and treasury notes
Nigger, if you are selling, you want to get dollars in return, not a picture of a pickle rick, with the Elon Musk face smoking a bong "NFT".
And treasury notes are days away from being worthless.

>> No.49632332

>>49629622
Funny thing is that Celsius can't unlock withdrawals because user funds are used as collateral. If they allow withdrawals their liquidation price goes up.

>> No.49632502

>>49632332
They moved most of their funds out.
They will probably pull the same shit as LUNA did.

Brace yourself for a entire week of indians and dumb bag holders shilling it here non stop.

>> No.49634203

>>49631013
Return to reddit, troon.

>> No.49634320

>>49634203

Been here longer than you faggot tranny. Keep hanging around here projecting your trannyness on others you desperate fuck.

>> No.49634364

>>49632332

They absolutely are using their locked users funds as collateral.

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>>49632332
is their liquidation price 18,300?
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/great-celsius-implosion-what-went-wrong-and-how-much-more-will-bitcoin-drop

>> No.49635862

>>49629622
a fuckload of shorts got liquidated on ftx.
is that like the defeat of whatever attack was occurring

>> No.49635946

Did they even do anything wrong? Most banks would not be able to handle a run like this.

>> No.49636118

>>49635505

They keep adding funds from their users to lower their liquidation price. They won't get liquidated but I'm wondering how they can get away with this.

>> No.49636422

>>49636118
If you understood what you were putting your money into you would have understood the risk. They didn't hide what they were doing.
The CEL token crashed by 90% before they stopped withdrawals. Even if they had a 50% liquidity buffer before that they had no buffer after.

>> No.49636925

>>49629867
Whatever it is its fucking ugly

>> No.49637823

>>49636925

>retards thinking I care if they insult her looks

Although she's better looking than the men posing as women that you fuck, faggot.

>> No.49639322

>>49637823
>her

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>>49629622
>>49629637
>>49629671

>> No.49639502

>>49629622
I like her
Her dark eyes and mischievous grin unlock my primal side

Moarrr

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>>49629671