/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49613345
Remember

>>49613345
You will witness true horror

Some shit looks stupidly good right now. Nflx, meta are two

S I G A
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>DWAC
lol

>>49613381
That peak was $246k

>Nikkei just opened
>down 1.89% already after yesterdays bloodbath

It's going to be one of those weeks isn't it.

Btc under 20k tomorrow? Eth under 1k

At the end of the day. It could always be worse. You could be losing money and black like scoopie

>>49613467
That is not a leading indicator lol

I'm going to laugh my ass off if we start recovering now that rocker capitulated. I saw that it might be a 50bps increase this week too

>>49613345
sirs must do the needful

>>49613492
75

>>49613472
Everyone deserves pain

>>49613467
>DING DONG GOOD MORNRING, AHHHHHHHH SELL SELL

Why are chinks like this?

BROS LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTERS

>>49613467
Not really. They need to gigarush opening. They had a growing and large tourism industry that helped the yen.

>>49613462
Are you holding no matter what? I already missed my exit so I'm holding to 0, personally. But just curious what your strategy is.

Yep, im thinking tomorrow will be a bloodbath

>>49613479
kys Amerilard

bottom is in time to buy

>>49613519
I hope he ropes on livestream

>>49613492
Gonna be 75 if the market is pricing that in and every big bank signals this.

Fed would actually come out and say only 50 if it was 50

>>49613492
>it might be a 50bps increase
50 is the most expected hike, but I think we just priced in a 75 bp too. Could possible pump if it's just 50.

>>49613462
just imagine what you could've done with that cash in this crash if you had done your due dilligence and paid attention to macro

I hope the hike is 100 and a surprise and we absolutely nuke this bitch and get it over with

>>49613552
volume dont lie

>>49613502

Whoah...Is that real?

>>49613160
>75bp
>but rapehike pause
Well consider not only that the move makes no goddamn sense but also that it requires Powell *convincing the entire FOMC to go along with it*. How the fuck would he do that?

The simplest answer, to me at least, is that JPowell is stuck in some kind of multi-month time loop. Using impossibly-gained knowledge he talks the other members into that wackadoo step in hopes of preventing the apocalypse or something.

Since we're living through that particular loop, that must mean this is the time he breaks free and has successfully averted whatever he was supposed to avert.

All in SPY 1/20/23 450c

>>49613518
>They had a growing and large tourism industry that helped the yen.

Anon...

I too have had this experience >>49610303 but to a smaller degree. Nearly all decisions I've made when it comes to investments, employment, and women have been a failure.

>investments
Opposite of whatever I choose happens no matter how good my theory is on why a stock will move one way only to reverse the moment I sell. Become too scared to do anything, all my theories get proven left and right. I'd be up like 30% had I gone through with my low risk plan. 5x if I went with the high risk thing I was toying with. Second one would've gotten me my entire loss back and more. Most of which I'd immediately cash out and quickly begin buying assets/formulating ideas of where to stick it (not stocks) before it ends up being the weong scenario of choising casg and stocks because a hyperinflation scenario began. Only to get screwed again where I end up thinking I finally won life changing sums only for it to hyperinflate.

>employment
Made the mistake of going to college and taking a bunch of garbage jobs that really only helped for income but never helped for getting a job that truly required a degree.

>women
Never had a gf, any time I did try I failed. Any time women approached me it was usually ugly ones who didn't feel all that interested but rather desperate for whatever they could get.

Imagine not buying the bounce after a -9% market correction in a SINGLE WEEK

Markets don't go straight down, I suspect we will retrace at least one or two major green days this week

I have this feel that Big Money is going flip the trade during Fed Meeting/Vix Options Exp. and Triple Witching this week between Wednesday - Friday.

>>49613519

We have given back 17 months of gains so far.

>>49613578

You do realize there is a shitload of money about to rugpull right?

>>49613467
>current year
>smg still doesnt understand foreign markets open with the difference of the earlier American sesh
That has to be 80 possibly lower IQ

>>49613617
>>49613621
we just had a rally. i agree we'll have a few green days but it wont bring us higher than our previous rally top
>>49613643
thats basically what that post says yes

>>49613644
>newfags rekt
good. it's the price of admission

>>49613644
Yet spx is still overvalued.

still all cash lmfao

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I JUST OPENED CNBC AND THERE WAS A SCARY RED BANNER ABOUT HAPPENINGS AROUND THE WORLD GLOBAL MARKETS IN TURMOIL THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BIG ONE AAAAAAAAAA

>>49613617

Markets already had a bullshit rally last week.

>>49613519
F

>>49613467

>>49613578
I don't know what this says I trade purely off of intuition

>>49613644
Yeah summer of 2020 levels. Average bear market goes below the previous bull run gains

>crude above $121 again
wew

https://slate.com/business/2022/06/stock-market-bear-s-and-p500-inflation-fed.html

>>49613679
Yup. Fair value right now for SPX is probably around 3.1k, Wednesday may decrease that even more

>>49613591
This is where you are wrong I'm the one preventing him from pausing rate hikes. The future where he stops it is far worse but my ever attempt continues to fail. Every single time he succesfully pauses them this week and then...it begins.

>>49613679
How far back are we going Doc? 2015? 1985? 1955? 1885?!

>>49613685
Oh it was already slurped we got too cocky.

>>49613724
Nice demand destruction there tech trannies

>>49610303
That's because the world ended at the start of 2013. The Mayan calendar expired and boom ESG became mainstream.
We are living in the end days.
Also market still has another 60% from ATH to drop before we are done, so use that info to fix your portfolio at least.

>>49613562
I dont see how they cant try a trick like this. Biden needs some kind of economic good news.

>Rate hike makes it go green is crazy but we know it.
>small hike on leaked info helps them

I dont see how Biden cant do it...

>>49613743
what begins anon?

>>49613698
it says if you dont close your longs within the week youre going to be in the red

>>49613744
Wait no it wasn't those are the futures and I'm just in the habit of checking futures for global markets.

>>49613776
You can't globally reset the world economy when things are good.

>>49613531
Of course.
The only solution is to just keep buying more.

>>49613570
>I have a massive brain and I can time the market perfectly
Ask me how I know that you’re either a kid or a burger flipper

>>49613685
we'll know in 50 minutes when HSI opens mate

>>49613541
oh fuck, this is the whole reason I was still DCAing

oh no no no

>they didnt buy the #Dip

You chuds just don't know how good you have it

>>49613571
What's Volcker's record for a single hike? 3% or something?

>>49613743
Is there going to be a dramatic standoff on top of the Mariner Eccles building at some point?

>>49613819
I still think we crashing with no survivors... i just think we crab (1 big green weenie) until Friday then it fucking tanks next week or two from now "two more weeks" blah blah blah.

>>49613741
>>49613730
Ive lost so much but I'm still so excited. Let's fucking go

>>49613796
we good make up for Monday's missed losses

>>49613915
20%

>>49613913
Who the fuck writes the shit he can barely say?

>>49613787
Telling you will force the attractor field to forever converge at that point in time, my choices become extremely limited proceeding such an event.

>>49613957
That was his max terminal rate, I'm curious what it was for a single meeting (scheduled or emergency).

>>49613776
O he can't. Fed knows it's ova for him. Might as well make him your bitch. Save the long term economy by absolutely dog fucking the current one

>>49613913
How do you fuck optics this badly?

>>49613915
How did you know this! Which organization are you with!

They're following me just as I suspected, yes I'll throw them off the trail with that fuaaahahahahahaha!

>>49613913
you smell the deflation boys?

>monthly rsi for spy only just crossed 50
>yearly is still 71.29

Cash gang
Are you buying yet?

>>49613913
so this is the power of concentrated blue pill extract.

>>49613992
I misread that, I'm pretty sure he did an unexpected 7% or something on a Saturday afternoon.

>>49613913
Isn’t there a midterm election in a few months?
Just in times for the lay-offs that are ramping the fuck up

>Australia’s S&P/ASX 200 drops 5% as Asia-Pacific stocks fall

Crashing this market..... with no survivors!

>>49613407
GAYSEX BROS WGMI, JUST HOLD

I think the futures are coping.

>>49613995
>Anon uses his head to critically think about what corrupt dems would do...

NGMI bro.

>>49613915

I don't know, but unfortunately the Fed can't do what Volcker did since the debt to GDP ratio is over 100% - the 1980s it was at a generational low, so there lots of room to crank up interest rates.

>>49614071
30% SQQQ 70% cash. 2016 levels are my start averaging in target. unless something fundamentally changes between now and then.

DAMN BRUH FINNA GIT A SIGN ON DEEZ CASH SCURED PUTS

>Was hoping for a little more of a pump to start selling calls
>instead we dumped even harder
Gonna start selling them towards the end of next week but got damn do I hate when I'm right but don't act

Mr president I"m getting together a team

>>49614093
sussin or bussin?

>>49614165
What planet are you on thinking calls are the right move?

>>49614179
Volcker>Greenspan>Bernanke

>bro when trump wins again im gonna become a millionaire
YWN MAKE IT

>>49614156
So that’s what WeBullers look like.

>>49613407
another pandemic would bring back 0% rates and curb inflation

>>49614133
>the Fed can't do what Volcker did since the debt to GDP ratio is over 100%
Ya know, people keep mentioning this but I don't know if it's strictly true. Like, treasury debt only gets refinanced as it comes due or needs to be auctioned, so, yeah, you can't just hike to 20% and hold it there.

But what if you did 20% for like two weeks?

Treasury burns through its cash buffer or holds a tiny auction but mortgages, commercial paper, Eurodollar markets, all this stuff gets rapidly tightened as the world freaks the fuck out and melts down. Then the Fed resets to 2% or whatever.

That would take a chunk out of inflation no doubt.

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49614207
SELLING calls, sold some today on IYR and ZXY to take advantage of VIX but was really hoping to sells some more on TLT XHB and SOXL just to spite bag holders

>>49614091
Hold onto your faggy dick because you're about to get monkey'd.

>>49614135
Fuck I’m jealous

>>49614343

Nothing will make me sell, I am going broke or getting rich faggot.

>>49614091
have you invested in GAYMF yet?

>>49614067
>yearly TA
Lmao wtf bro. Just buy the monthly gold cup n handle, then; right? Lol

>>49613621
it's Quad witching this friday anon...

XJO down 5%
I don't feel so good auschads

By the way, while everyone's being distracted by beijing biden and putinflation

21K BUTTCORNS AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Everyone thinks we are going to dump

Max pain = we have a retarded massive green dildo

>>49614388
Oh fuck, beautiful!

How are we looking bros? Futures good? Rest of the world OK?

>>49614379
lol nah, I saw that shit shilled awhile back. Mnkeypox is the future. I dont give a fuck if im down 25k, It will rebound easily.

>MUH ONLINE CATFOOD VENDOR

>>49614425
garbage country

>>49613388
>niggerloving female worshipping jew devil companies look good
Ngmi

>btc melting down
>futures melting up

>tfw bought SPY calls at 380

What the FUCK was I thinking?

>>49614508
Futures literally never mean anything. Bitcoin is a leading indicator though.

>>49613345
Can someone please explain to me why the stock market was so anti-Semitic today? Asking for a friend.

>>49614434
Future is fine anon. Gonna get a 10% raise, retroactively applied for three months. Then go on a four week vacation and buy a wishdasher.

>>49614410
it's a pretty good model. hoping to get access to openAI's actual DALLE2 though

>>49613683
Jealous I'm only half cash

>>49613683
Kek based

>>49614508
Its heckin' decouplerro-reeno! CRYPTO TO THE MOON! AMIRIGHT FELLOW DIAMOND HANDS?!
But tomorrow is going to be a weird day for the market, 75bp hike is all but assured at this point, japan is collapsing, el salvador is collapsing, the everything bubble is collapsing, oil keeps going up. We have a long way left to go down, but the market is still trying to figure out how bad the GDP numbers will be on weds.

>>49614484
Is the DWAC fag in the room with us right now?

>>49614458
she sure is!
>>49614451
were right at the bottom of SPY's trending channel, so its either up or crab most likely. some anon mentioned todays selloff was largely unwinding margin because of the gap so another gap down day could mean more of this too

>>49614379
He sounds like a 100% FAGIX type.

>>49614638
>bonnet stocks rebound a little after hours
>crypto keeps dumping
and that's a good thing

>>49614691
*boomer stocks, I'm not good with this technology thing

>>49614071
Fuck no lol

Siggers UK is saying monkey pepe is airborne.

>>49614670
Not your tranny toon, the quad witching faggot.

>>49614691
You shouldnt be too happy. BTC is just a leveraged nasdaq stock at this point. Anything that happens to it will likely happen to nasdaq next open.

>>49614425
should've procreated

>>49614888
underrated post

>>49613551
youre a retard. asia makes it decisions based on what happens in america

Japan doesn’t care about the Yen. Weebs will be able to travel there pretty cheap

I hate Americans so goddamn much.

>>49614952
They can't service the debt this way and they're at >230% debt to gdp so they're already maxed out on interest.

>>49614484
Literally pets.com LMAO
I remember how pets.com was supposedly a counterexample and how this wasn't a bubble.

>>49614071
15% cash here, trimmed a few winners & breakeven sussy stocks
speaking for myself, I am not buying

>>49614864

>>49614864
Droplet's been known for some time, or are they seeing aerosol transmission?

>>49614464
Where do you get these delicious HH memes fren?

And yeah, we lookin good. I was up 23% today, brother.

>>49614888
>>49614910
yes but one of those things is retarded to own

All I see are cheap stocks for the taking!! What a great buying opportunity, so thankful for this :)

>>49615021
Hi Cramer

How did you do today?

>>49615021
dont you have a restaurant to manage, jim?

All the late-to-the-game crypto chuds at my wage cage are getting absolutely BTFO right now and it's delicious.

>>49615019
Imagine owning and hyping the literal Beta for the mark of the beast... people truly are clueless to Satan and his plan.

>Repent now- sell your BTC and work for all crypto to fail.

>family wants to take a vacation and come visit me in the fall
>not sure I'll have any money left by then
>not even sure if I'll still be living

>>49615075
I need a new job

>>49615075
Made 4%, but I bought puts and didnt close em, I think Ill be back down about 4% tomorrow

>>49615114
I could say the same thing about the stock market and the whore of babylon

>>49615075
Made 3% despite getting some 0dte's that didn't pan out.

>>49615075
I went to Costco and got a chicken bake

>>49614531
Both don't predict shit. BTC's marketcap is less than a that of a single tech company.

>>49615029
>>49615085
If you didn’t buy ARK today, then you must be literally allergic to money

>>49615075
up 23%

>>49615075

Fuck me.

It looks like SIGGAs drug is more safer and effective than the vaccine or the brincidofovir.

AND people can still contagious more than 40 days after infection has been gone. WTF>

https://www-lavanguardia-com.translate.goog/ciencia/20220525/8291140/primer-estudio-pacientes-viruela-mono-europa.html?_x_tr_sl=es&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

>>49615237
How is that in any way, shape or form relevant, inbred?

Libya, the country where gas is cheaper than water, shuts down nearly all its oil fields.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Libya-Loses-11-Million-Bpd-As-It-Shuts-Down-Nearly-All-Its-Oil-Fields.html

>First JPM, and now Goldman has fallen in line and following the unexpected reversal from WSJ Fed-whisperer, Nick Timiraos, the vampire squid not only also expects the Fed to hike 75bps on Wednesday, but warns that by doing so the Fed "risks" sparking a recession, which of course is not a risk but is precisely what the Fed is aiming at at this point because as we explained yesterday, the deterioration in the labor force absent a recession would be too slow to resolve the inflation problem in the near term.
Why would a 75 bp hike cause a recession but not the eventual 1bp hike (50 now 50 next meeting) over two meetings?

>>49614071
not till Dow jones is at 22k
18k would be more comfy

>>49615216
Whore of Babylon I can understand not the market though.... It is ripe with sin though. I will go one step further:

>The Internet is the new tower of babel
>Crypto is the beta for the mark of the beast

Repent- do not allow it to take root. Christ is King

>>49615265
>forced 60 day quarantines because you were in the same convenience store as a pox
awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aBQ1jtPouk

>>49613345
Got cleaned out back during start of Russian invasion so haven't been checking charts too often.

What the fuck happened today? Is everyone still buying soxl? Seems to be really great prices but it could take a while to recover. wish I had cash right now. thinking about just waging hard for the next few years and dumping everything into investing until the economy recovers

>>49615237
>>49614531
BTC has a strong correlation to the S&P/NQ indexes (over 90%). Because it trades 24/7, you can roughly intuit how Monday / next session will open, because of how money flows.
It's not a perfect indicator, and it's not like you can change your position overnight, but it's still interesting to consider

HSI opens in 5 minutes lads

>>49615265
>A UK health worker caring for a monkey patient developed a skin rash 18 days later in the first case of hospital transmission of the infection outside of Africa.
Contrary to the classic description of monkey, the rash appeared without the health worker having had a fever, headache, or muscle aches in the preceding days. She also did not have swollen glands at any time, which is considered another classic symptom of the disease. She had 32 pustules on her face, trunk, hands and labia majora of the vulva. The one that made her suffer the most was one that grew under her thumbnail and broke the nail.
The health worker had received the Imvanex smallpox vaccine six days after caring for the monkey patient, who had just returned from Nigeria, but the vaccine did not protect her. She received the antiviral drug brincidofovir, but it was toxic to her liver and the doctors decided to stop the treatment. What is most surprising about her case is that although the rash lasted for two weeks, she still had detectable virus DNA in her blood 30 days after the onset of symptoms and in her upper respiratory tract up to day 41.
“In previous cases and outbreaks of monkey patients have been considered infectious until all skin lesions have crusted over,” write researchers from the UK National Health Service (NHS) in The Lancet Infectious journal. Diseases, where they present the case today. The finding that some patients continue to have detectable virus DNA when skin wounds have healed suggests that they may be contagious after symptoms end.

>>49615283
accelerated tightening is exactly what everyone is most afraid of

>>49615341
Just don't shop at stores with faggots and niggers.

>>49615279
Yeah, saw that yesterday. Probably one of the only reasons oil held as well as it did today.

>>49613541
>>49613552
>>49613578
when's bottom when do we buy

>>49615283
You mean 100bps.
It's because the plan was as you said 50+50. now the plan may be 75+50, 75+75, 75+100, ... in other words worse than predicted.

>>49615237
>Both don't predict shit.
0.8 correlation to NASDUMP

>>49615404
when was the last surprise from the fed? a lot of this pricing in seems to just be margin calls, deleveraging, opex, or algos trying to frontrun during live broadcasts

>>49613913
>families are carrying less debt on average in America, they have more savings
Impressive. Let's see consumer confidence index.

>>49615491
3600 minimum but likely lower

buttcoins dead stawks next

Test
I post Mayli

>>49614071
Crash gang>cash gang.

>>49615520
Here's a better screenshot.

>>49615514
>>49615404
>You mean 100bps.
Shit, yes.
But if we're that close (a difference of 25 bp) to a recession, we're already in one so wtf does it matter?
Just keep rates the way they are.

>>49614508
futures are fake and gay

The 75 bps talk will end up being a red herring so the market can pump tomorrow on the original 50 expected.

>>49614071
118k cash here
no
well, i might buy a lil SARK no cap

lol oil
loil

>>49615283
Is everybody forgetting they're starting to dump mortgage backed securities? This more meaningful than meme rate hikes.

>>49615645
This... you're a fucking degenerate though.

>>49615645
Other than purposefully dragging it out, what is the reason to not just roll out a one fat rate hike and see how it goes?

>>49613519

Good

>>49615706
sauce?

>>49615732
Powell is a coward. That’s really the only reason. He wanted to take it easy during 2007-2009 as well.

>>49615706
What does that look like? No bids on MBS, which means they're a toxic/risky asset, which means institutions have balance sheet issues, and face liquidity problems, which means unrelated businesses failing?

>>49615371
But the pride march must go on, Anon.

>>49615732
Its not about saving or helping the economy... its about the people in power playing games to stay in power. It will green tomorrow and crab for a bit before collapsing.

>>49615706
Who the hell would even be buying that right now?? Who are they selling it to

>>49615779
Just rip the fucking bandaid off.

>>49615645
if it pumps for that reason it doesnt matter, it wont go back clean above $400
the previous rally was fucking pathetic, broke a new low in the next 4 days, and is gearing up for another pathetic 3 green days before we hit ANOTHER new low

>>49615706
>>49615861
buy DRV

>>49615765
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20220504b.htm

>>49615838
This.
View things from the most malicious and harmful thing to the lower classes.

>>49615878
I would but it pumped 12% today. I'm not a chaser.

Where is this going to be on the continuum from 2008 to 1929?

>>49615838
That’s kind of my point. It’s clearly intentional because most stand nothing to gain from this slow walk shit. I’m all for bringing this down to earth. Just fuckin do it already.

>>49615075
it's bad

What would happen if the Fed cancelled its intended rate hike on Wednesday as they "Monitor global consumer confidence"

>>49615878
this... one reason I want 1 more big green weenie.

>>49615075
Anon, I don't want to talk about it.

>>49615075
Wait. I just saw this

>>49615861
I buy all the time. I don’t pay attention to lines and charts. If I like the company, I just buy it when I feel like it. Today I bought FDVV, PARA, WBD, NTDOY, RBLX, and CROX.

>>49615861
Nobody. That's why entire fed's sheet is fucking toxic and why they will need to print more money or else their debt will increase (which will be increased when they print money).

>>49615969
>1 more big green weenie.
a green candle on SPX?

>>49615949

guess ill buy sqqq friday probably.

>>49615878
Can only hold for a day so we need to wait till Wednesday to buy this

>>49615918
The great depression never ended

>>49616028
>30YR UMBS
Mortgage backed securities?
Fucking dank. I had just heard about the no-bid thing from Friday.
What’s your source for that pic?

>>49616028
something to make it all the more sweeter of a buy. gotta do what you gotta do though.

>>49615949
Short term pump and then immediate collapse of US economy.

>>49615918
Between weimar hyperinflation and collapse of Rome

My job is safe as hell. (State gov worker). 2008, was just another year for me. I did buy my house though cheap as hell.. thanks to that shat fest so yeah. My annual performance review is a joke. Literally this: My boss "You did good so you'll get the same thing you got last year" Me " ok";signs at bottom of page. Whole thing takes maybe 10 minutes. I'm back at my desk uh doing whatever not long after. 2022 is just another year.

>>49615998
When you know you are going to hold all the way to the bottom, just keep buying more and never sell, so you feel like you shouldn't be surprised by the pain, but it hurts anyways and you feel the time slipping through your fingers

>>49615262
no you're not

>>49615706
>mortgage backed securities
im more worried about CDO's
what do you think is gonna happen when all these zoomers default on their loan to buy DPZ due to "muh recession"

>>49615949
IMO: 60% chance they would actually do that.

>>49616100
>Can only hold for a day
because of volatility decay?

>>49616130
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/mbs

Weird how normies fucked this board so much. A few years ago, pink wojaks would have flooded the catalog and I'd be laughing my ass off.

Is it zoomers? Do they not understand fun?

>>49616096
for me it's SARK

>>49615645
Nope won't work. Blood in the water. Its crashing. They'll be bailing bankers out again this fucker is going down.

>>49616264
covid crash imported metric tons of redditors from their faggot stock board

>>49616021
>>49616022
>>49615878
Imagine if the Fed went all in on DRV to offset their losses in the mortgage derivatives

>>49616264
There are 15 right now, not including bobo threads. The main selling is over desu, should've been here yesterday.

>>49616264
Dark times ahead.
However, the banch covidian doomers are back with some kind of monkey cough. I miss the tanker hodlers.

21K BREACHED
>21K BREACHED
21K BREACHED
>21K BREACHED
21K BREACHED
>21K BREACHED
When does El Salvador default?

>>49616264
Fun!? What the fuck is fun about me losing my life savings... asshole

I have 0 money to buy the dip

Feels bad man, we’re gonna back to ATH EoY

>>49616264
/biz/ is now an indian crypto scamer board. Every single thread

>>49616264
newfags don't even use reaction images period

>>49616197
In that add, “zilch” is the name of the start-up, which would be the bag holder
A bunch of shitty little fintech companies that dabbled in loans are going to get their asshole pillaged, such as SoFi.

Some tech startups have already kicked off a round of layoffs, which is why yours truly will not be taking that eye popping offer for 370-390k/yr from SNAP

>>49616327
>Imagine if the Fed went all in on DRV
It would unironically collapse America but long term it would be healing the economy. Fed shedding its fucking debt (by making it back, not offloading) would be immensely helpful.

Soon we can all be SOXL_shill

>>49616390
What's Spanish for "it's not a loss until you sell"?

>>49616421
>now
but yeah there's way more of them

>>49616264
Everyone roped. /biz/ is dead

>>49616499
AYYY CARRAMBA MIS BOLAS

>>49616327
>>49616483
>"If we can't trade with our own portfolios, we'll trade with the fucking balance sheet. Watch this."

Not selling my soxl stack at 25$ was my worst financial mistake. Fuck my life and fuck soxl. hope get delisted and I kill my self.

>Recession = Comfy /smg/
>Golden bull market = abysmal threads
Pick one

>>49616264
Yeah the board use to have a lot more soul I miss it

>>49616457
Stop replying to posts without an image attached.

>>49616409

Holy shit butt coin is actually gonna go to zero kek.

>>49616593
Same. I should've just taken a small loss.
I seethe.

>>49616559

>>49615618
25 bps isn't 'that close', it's a massive difference in the grand scheme of things. Remember that everything is hyperleveraged, and this eventually depends at some level on the rate. Most importantly, a single point can make or break a hyperleveraged endeavor: if the wrong person gets a margin call due to this, the entire market could collapse like dominos (protip: not likely to be that dramatic, but surely possible).

>>49616625
Fucking ZERO

Buy BBQ it is going to moon

Source:
>a dream I had

Why do I do these things?

>>49616493
There are 2x alternatives to SOXL like USD.

How fucked am I? I sold $10k in Redbox $10 puts today that expire Friday. I don’t want to get assigned lmao

>>49616327
>>49616563
kek

>>49616616
Shame I can't short this company.

>>49616673
MIS COJONES ESTÁN ARDIENDO CABRON

>>49616616
My bad, brother. Will make sure to keep it up.

>>49616726
I won't, but I'm having some ribs and brisket right now.

>>49616772
Im short on BYND ARKK and DASH. Anything globohomo you can safely short to zero.

>>49616240
Thank you!

>>49616322
This.
Faggot r*dditors don’t post their losses because they’re pussys.
This leads to survivorship bias, which is what they had a severe case of on their home website

>>49616616
What the fuck is this real?

I may be down but the crypto bros are going straight to hell. It makes me feel a little better.

I have $80k in boomer indexes and I'm just riding this out

WELL SOMEBODY TOLD US WALL STREET FELL. BUT WE WERE SO POOR THAT WE COULDN'T TELL.

>>49616748
See
>>49614156

>>49614425
I seriously hope that Japan gets completely fucked for the next 15 years, while I make it big from energy stocks, so I can buy a cheap luxury home from there.

i dont have losses. guess im better than i thought.

>>49616471
Lol I imagine your eyes bulging out scoopsies. Like mammy from gone with the wind <3

>>49616616

>>49616834
his home closet probably smells like bananas from all those banana smoke infused suits

>>49616903

I mean, BTC being a leading indicator for SPY probably does not bode well for the market at large.

>>49616893
Go on their youtube channel and hear the fag read it in a faggy voice. I've never felt more certain about a collapse of the west.

I am so fucking tired. Just gonna watch Stranger Things and go to bed.

>>49616904
Why not add to your positions as we bottom out?

>>49616625
You think if it goes low enough some billionaire person or fund will just buy it all up? There's a finite amount that can ever be mined.

>>49614425
Global war when? Nobody gets out of this much debt peacefully.

>>49617011
That’s fucking disgusting. Absolutely abhorrent. We need a crusade against this degeneracy.

>>49616844
they have like the worst restaurants too... $15 share BBQ here I come

>post your face when the market crashes 50%, starts to recover, and then the Pox causes a lockdown

>first death outside Africa reported today
>over 100 cases in the UK today alone
>over 1800 cases in nearing 50 countries
>it was at 77 two and a half weeks ago

>>49617013
based steve best character

>>49617086
I’ll buy if it goes under 6k.

>>49617145

>>49617145

sirs.... futures are slowly going red

>>49617145

>>49616946
The Japanese don't a real estate the same way Judaized westerners do. They tear down homes every generation, only to rebuild them from scratch.

>>49616870
>don't post losses
nigger r*ddit fags are bad enough but they do post loss porn you degen namefagging autist.
don't pretend like you're somehow better than those fucking monkeys just because you post here instead of there.
you're still a attention-whoring cockmunching retard.
kindly kill yourself.

>>49617086
>scarcity automatically makes something valuable

>>49617104
Purge all degeneracy and the taint of Chaos.

bloomberg hag losing her shit

>>49617145
They are renaming mnkeypox btw, its too racist and nobody is taking it seriously

lmao You dorks are still watching Stranger Things
Go watch cool shit like Sopranos or Three's Company

>>49617086
I think Ebola is rare too.

>>49616946
>he fell for weeaboo memes
yikes
Go travel there and tell people you have a job and are staying, see what happens.

>>49617086
Nigga there is a finite amount of rocks in my back yard. Wanna buy some just because lol scarcity?

>>49617252
What are they calling it now?
Also, is SIGA still the play? I have like $2k of it and just got booty blasted today. It seems like Wall Street is totally writing this off, but the numbers don't lie.

>>49617195
Yes

>>49617335
t. english teacher

hoky fuck BTC is at $20k

>>49617380
its the only antiviral that doesnt destroy internal organs so yes. Buy the vaccine bavarian to even it out.

>>49617218
30 years is about as old as the normie home lasts over there.
But they seem to be doing that demolition only to the cookie cutter homes they build. They keep their more expensive homes intact.
No one is going to be tearing down apartments in Roppongi Hills.

>>49617335
>Implying I'd work there.

There's not a chance in hell I'd ever work in Japan.
If and when I leave the West for Chinkier pastures, I'll go there wealthy.

bloomberg needs to refresh its presenters

HODL APES

>yikes
The call of the tran

>>49617437
>There's not a chance in hell I'd ever work in Japan.
No, no, I'm saying you should claim that to make the story simplest and see what happens because they'll show you what they really think about you baka gaijin.

>>49617442
SUCKEE NAN.

>>49617426
The fact that it is still above $3k is shocking to me.

>>49617468
t. newfag

Bitcoin is deleting itself

>>49617564
is there ever going to be another bull run for btc or it finally ogre?

we are actually gonna get circuit breaker tomorrow for real this time

>>49617576
Haha, made you reply

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the market tomorrow.

>>49617426
life comes at you fast

>>49617622
Dubs of truth

>>49617442
>SUKEENAN DEIZNATZ

>>49617680
Holy fuck.

>>49617726
*clap*

>>49617616
Crypto is old and stinky now.

>>49617680
>it wasn't photoshopped

The global crypto market cap is $910.20B, a 13.25% decrease over the last day.

>>49617680
It hasn't even begun.

New

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>>49617787


>>49617787

>>49617616
crypto is going to the convenience store for a carton of cigs once a full blown recession is underway, to be replaced in the next golden run by something even dumber and scummier than nfts

>>49617840
back to tulips it is

>>49617528
>>49617726
>>49617750

>>49617680
Crypto is the Beta for the mark of the beast.

>Everything with the taint of chaos must be destroyed

>>49617207
The audacity. The fu-huuucking. Audacity. What, did they think they could demoralize us or something? Did they think they were allowed? Invest in GRIL. MAKE OYUR MUSCLES LARGER. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE

>>49617726

>>49614335
why would you sell calls when things are crashing? do you mean buy calls? or do you mean sell puts?

>>49617380
I bought CMRX a few weeks ago, unaware of SIGA
Having said that, remember that you can have the best plan, but it doesn't mean the market will go the way you want it to. In other words, even if it's the "right" stock, forces at play will prevent you from profiting and succeeding from it.

>>49617680
it is ok i shorted the bottom. yw

>>49618296
Congrats, because this isn't the bottom at all.

>>49618079
>sell ATM/OTM call
>market continues to shit itself
>will take weeks for it to recover
It's fine