/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck Biden

I'm 100% in cash
What should I do

ENOUGH

My Investments Are In SOXL. It Will Never Come Back edition.

>>49610238
Buy.

so considering all of the bets are now on a 75 bps hike, what do you guys think will happen if they hike by that much? how do you think the market will react?

Threadly reminder
>DON'T BUY BACK INTO INDEXES UNTIL TSLA IS BELOW 200

>>49610238
buy some propane and propane accessories friend.

Theme: https://youtu.be/0-7IHOXkiV8

Gentlemen, it has been an honor and a privilege.

Literally every decision I've made in my life since 2015 has been wrong. No matter how much I do or don't think it through, not matter what kind of analysis I use, whether I follow my brain, my gut, or my heart, or even if I just say fuck it and pick randomly.... wrong
Investing, dating, employment decisions, etc... All wrong

Is this it? Is this the Event? Is it finally happening?

>>49610170
Lucy you some splainin to do...

>>49610303
Just be... the inverse of yourself :D

How we feeling /smg/?

>>49610303
Just do the opposite of what you think. If you have to think about what's the opposite theb do nothing because you already fucked up.

Cryptosisters....

>>49610303
You made money during the eternal bullrun right friend?

>>49610145
>what does "MBS no-bidding" mean?
A bunch of mortgages bundled together is called a mortgage backed security. This is a thing that debt/bond investors like banks, pensions, hedge funds, etc. can bid on (like an auction).

If there's no one willing to pay for this pile of mortgages at a price equivalent to, say, 5.5%, that's what's known as "no bid" and the seller has to change the rate they're offering (say, hiking it to 6% - equivalent to slashing their asking price) until someone *does* bid. That's what that blogpost is talking about.

>>49610303
how are you positioned right now

>>49610271
It already did

>>49610170
I want to have sex with an anime zombie girl.

>>49610338
Good and bad.
Good because my oil is solid.
Bad because my SOXL is not.

>>49610338
Unironically bullish. Well, not now, but DCAing in indexes right now for the next 10 or 15 years feels just right

>>49610321
the next arc after that (last arc in the anime) is pretty comfy and brings the series back down to its roots. I'm going to start rewatching here soon probably too but skip all the filler.

>>49610353
is crypto dumping again?

>>49610339
>>49610349
Tried that. Lost more money, ended up in an even worse job
>>49610357
No. Well... I had jobs and made money, and put some money in vanguard funds. But that's all gone now anyway

>>49610303
>He didn't take the oppositepill

>>49610338
Pretty good. I sold off months ago, waiting to buy back

>>49610425
>is crypto dumping again?
non stop since 2 and half hours ago

Its been less than a week and I am forgotten. Siggers wtf..

>>49610476
oh my god its going to go under 20k by this weekend hahahaha

>>49610170
Should I use TD Ameritrade or Fidelity if I want to have a pre-managed account and an IRA in the same place?

>>49610416
Hairy pussy is best pussy, desu senpai

>>49610471
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>49610338
i'm going to buy the bottom and make my fortune

>>49610519
you keep saying pre-managed account, which doesnt mean anything

>>49610476
>LTC is $40
Dear lord. I fucked around and bought it below $200 and sold it at like $350 not too long ago.

HOW LOW WILL CRAAAPLE AND TESLA GO BY SEPTEMBER 16

>>49610500
UK released their data - even during Pride the pox isn't virulent enough. Kung Flu this ain't.

Thankfully this thread gave you plenty of warning about plateau risk.

>>49610303
start flipping a coin instead of thinking

>>49610554
Do they not offer money mutual accounts where the funds are managed for you?

watch spy hit 300 wednesday morning

cap this post on god fr fr

I made $57,000 on puts so far this year

Doubled my portfolio, feels good man. Closed all my positions and bought calls for the post FOMC pump for the next few days

>>49610519
Fidelity. It sounds like you know so little you would negligently torch your account with the tools TDAmeritrade offers.

>>49610563
>AAPL
$110-$120 would be a reasonable low, IMO

>>49610508
Next resistance level is 18k credits
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>49610618
you will lose all your money
buy december puts and hold
trust me i lost most of my gains from a great put position trying to time the market

>>49610577
We must spread more fear. Monkey Pepe not spreading fast enough.

>>49610238
Hang out

These AMD prices holy shit... they look tasty....

>>49610271
So a lot of people assume it's priced in. It isn't. The markets were pricing in their expecaltation for how the rate hikes will effect the economy but that can't be done until they are sure the hikes eill happen. Today was the pricing in of the expected rate hikes. Now if the FED goes all in and drops a 100 bpd hammer it will cause things to dump even more however that might satisfy the market and we might recover a bit. This means every time there is a Fed meeting we will see the market fucking die as rate hikes are priced in.

>>49610606
most managed funds don't beat the index. not sure why you're after one of those. just buy an ETF like SPY or VOO which tracks the s&p if you want broad exposure and then dabble with individual names on the side.

>>49610338
numb...

>>49610618
that's pretty good double it again and you'll make as much as a cop in canada

What puts to buy after jerome speaks? I need to triple my net worth to get back to an ATH

>>49610303
Do the opposite of what main stream news says.
>No inflation, and if there is, its transitory
>No recession coming!
>Women and gays need to be in every company trying to get an IPO
>No immigration problem
>Ban guns!
>Be gay!
>Get vaxxd!
>dont go outside!

Shitcoin dumping makes all the broad markets dumping worth it. I'll even take another -50% on my assets if that makes you crypto fuckers BLEED. Fuck you for making my life hell for getting a new GPU last year at MSRP. Die, and die in the most painful possible way.

Surely, SURELY the bottom is near. Right? I'm only up 5% all time right now and I was up 60% in November. It has to end soon.

URANIUM
E
C

>>49610271
first off it won't. 50bps like last time. the fed is going to allow hyperinflation to happen. market will dump until wednesday, then drop some more afterwards

>>49610722
based as fuck fuck cryptoniggerz

>>49610653
Have you looked at the charts? We haven't had such a massive decline in such a short period for a LONG time.

You would be stupid to keep shorting here, were overdue for a good bounce.

Dont worry I think I know what I'm doing...greedy bears will get wiped over the next few days

>>49610749

Not even close

>>49610749
this is probably going to last 2 years

>>49610749
Pain stops when FED decides it's enough. Until then, don't try to catch knives

The market is pricing in a 75 bps increase.
The market knows a 75 bps increase is necessary.
However Jerome Powell said last time that a 75 bps increase is off the table.
This would make Jerome Powell a liar if he increases by 75 bps... and the prime directive of Jerome Powell is that he shall not do an increase without hinting about it 3-4 Fed meetings in advance.
We are about to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

>>49610769
see you in a month

>>49610830
Its barely pricing in 75 last time i checked. Its gonna be 50 maybe we’ll get a puny relief rally but it wont take us back to $417 where we were two weeks ago
When the bear market rallies get weaker and weaker we get close to capitulation

>>49610170
anons I shorted the 30 year bonds last week in anticipation of more rate hikes(bullshit articles about hikes being "priced in" are bullshit) ticket $TLT
can some finance anon explain why it wouldnt just keep going down?

can someone quickly explain why Jerome is "facing off" the treasury or whatever? why would glowies want to end him if rates are hiked?

my funds will settle on wednesday. by that time, i may as well wait to see what the fed says and digest what the smart pepes have to say here. im guessing if there is a pump i should buy sqqq. if it dumps it may pump until friday, and ill buy sqqq friday. either way, im buying sqqq and im not going to sell it dammit like i keep doing.

>>49610874
see >>49607613

>>49610769
We literally just had a relief rally

>>49610836
I wont hold for longer than the bounce, which should be a few days at most.

>>49610769
this. we are not done going down but there was a fire sell today people will pump 1 more relevant time.

>>49610416
Is oil a good choice in recession/depression? The prices after the 2008 crash made me wonder a little bit.
https://www.macrotrends.net/1334/gold-prices-vs-oil-prices-historical-correlation

>>49610238
Buy short-term US treasuries.

>>49610682
Anything

>>49610749
>inflation hasn't truly hit profit margins yet
>Rate hikes nowhere near keeping up with inflation
>Winter hasn't hit EU yet
>Unemployment hasn't significantly spiked yet
yeah.
>Surely, SURELY the bottom is near
yeah. you tell me anon.

biden should triple student loan debt amounts, raise interest rates to 80 percent

>>49607613
>>49610898
>>49610874
Shit it's 93.8% odds now: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>49610618
>Closed all my positions and bought calls for the post FOMC pump for the next few days
lmao
im feeling like i should start screenshotting these posts

>>49610927
It will go down when the recession and bear market are fully confirmed but it will go back up on fundamentals. This isnt like 2008, its the 70s

>>49610909
DAMMIT

>>49610769

The funniest thing is to watch people get their faces bitten off in bear market rallies, close their short, only to see it continue dumping. You should expect more violent upside rallies in a bear market, not less. It makes going short risky if it's already been down multiple days

Futures fucking fading
Why are people selling just stop selling faggots. Like who fucking cares about inflation. Just Buy fucking stocks

21K ACCEPTED
21K ACCEPTED
21K ACCEPTED

>>49610961
Yes the bottom is in.

>>49610238
buy land and never give your money to scam markets ever again.

>Smelt shit winds blowing 8 months ago and got the fuck out into cash
"Dont hold cash cuz inflation" my ass, this has been some of the comfiest shit to watch from the sidelines ever

>>49610876
Fed and other political actors would step in if it were triggering economic collapse.

We are possibly there or close to there. The FX markets are certainly looking dicey and the 10 year is going apeshit.

Remember, the needle they're threading is to default on the debt by having low rates on treasuries and high actual/CPI inflation. Rising rates fuck that.

>>49610960
biden should stop being a puppet for a shadow government full of literal commies trying to transition us to full-on state socialism under the guise of "modern monetary theory" with continuous and explicit objection from the voting public.

>>49610963
>im feeling like i should start screenshotting these posts
>>49610836
glad to know im not the only one

>>49611008
>you should buy more stocks to save my money
boohoo libtard

>>49610749
Once Powell is happy the market will quit bleeding.

>BTC crashing to below 22k

Oh boy, shits blowing up big. I get a feeling the markets will sell off more now that everyone is going risk off

>>49611058
Please seek help

>>49610319
it isn't even summer yet

>>49610909
>last relief rally started with may OpEx
>This friday is next OpEx and Wednesday is VIX futures OpEx with FOMC
really makes you think doesn't it

>>49611008
I’m not swing trading what I have. I’m glad it’s going down. If you’re not invested in trash or leveraged funds (in the wrong direction), you’d be glad too.

Fed will pivot to save the us government and economy from imploding at once, go long commodities

>>49611123

I'm looking forward to buying some good companies for cheap

>>49610471
>SLAM ´EM HULKSTER

>>49611108
Go back

so has anyone else noticed that daily volume by itself predicts local tops and bottoms quite well in this bear market? pumps always exhaust on the reversal from low volume to higher volume, while dumps always exhaust on the reversal from high volume to lower volume.

>>49611118
Im not saying to open shorts here im just saying it took a long time between the may rally and the previous rally, and then the may rally was smaller and shorter
That feels like we’re getting closer to a capitulation to me

>>49611106
>tfw SQQQ

>>49611008
When my SQQQ makes me a multi millionaire and I buy one of these media channels, I will make it a policy to automatically mute any person making or receiving funds equivalent to 80k/yr if they say something on the lines of "inflation isn't happening" or "inflation is good". These assholes are the absolute worse hucksters that will spout out fake financial advice while claiming it doesn't count

>>49611108
Why? He’s right lol. You’re an idiot if you don’t see that. This is all a big game. It always has been.

>>49610722
this, i'm happy with this much red in my stocks if crypto retards crash

you should be buying bitcoin here

long MSTR

>>49611129
What do you think that looks like? Crazy to think a rate hike will make the market go green. Biden and his corrupt facebooks have to do something before they cause a red wave even more.

Australia's ASX 200 will hit 6000 before Friday

Sources: dude trust me

>>49610674
Ok that's what I'll do and I'll set up a ROTH IRA w/ TD as well

Which of you fags just shilled fort channel on a tik tok live. Pussy

>>49610471
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>49611218
didn't know saylor was a tripfag on /smg/

>>49611218
I won't fall for your tricks, Yelan. You run the house, I won't be fooled.

>>49611220
Let’s just accelerate instead. I like the trend I’ve been seeing. Lots of honest and open disdain for those who deserve it. No more hiding power levels.

>>49611259
yooooooooooo frfr?

>>49611259
did they shill this general?
if so prepare for the normalfags and zoomers

>>49611106
>I get a feeling the markets will sell off more now that everyone is going risk off
We've been in risk off for 6 months.

>>49611343
They’re already here. Some kid was literally @ing people this morning. Lots of newfag questions lately too.

>>49611158
>>49611216
Seek help.

>>49611259
I promote this basket weabing website on Instagram all the time to my fellow zoomer fr fr lmao no cap

futures going back red chaps
lets do this

it seems we are nearing the big red capitulations phase

Holy shit dicks, boys, wtf happened today?
Why’s the SPY down 3.8%?

>>49611425
If tommorow isn’t a limit down I will probably walk to my local Home Depot and invest in rope. To hang myself with, of course.

My power went out what did I miss?

>>49611343
Nauh it was a crypto guy. But yes absolutely /biz got shilled. He also said it was gross there but good info kekbshdjdjdjdjdjd

>>49611218
>you should be buying bitcoin here
Sure thing buddy.

Great Depression 2 confirmed.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-13/jpmorgan-s-marko-kolanovic-says-us-recession-will-be-avoided

>>49610357
I turned $5000 into $9000 and didn't take profits, and ate a $2400 loss

>>49611478
My cash is ready.

>>49611524
Crypto cope is worse than real estate fags.

>he doesn't have AT LEAST 10k in cash and a stable job
lmfao

>>49611478
that may begin next week. you will think it begins this week but watch out for the face ripper

>>49611591
>stable job
hope its as a garbage man or something, if you weren't around for 2008 let me just say, most jobs arent stable

Bloodybastardbros…

>>49611524

>ETH at $1.1k

Holy shit, absolutely crashing

>>49611480
DXY and bonds yields up biggly and rumor of 75 bps hikes instead of 50 bps for this month

>>49610170
perfect song for the decline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nusna3YfSM8&t=122s

>>49611218
Based.

DO NOT REDEEM

>>49611524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A&t=65s

>>49611578
+$5000 to -$10000 here

Lets see most of the southern part of U.S is under massive heat wave all week. You know what that means. Lots of electric sucking.. and also loads of extra gas sucking due to A.C running full blast in the cars. Also more KO being drank to cure the dry throats of the masses.

>>49611404
>>49611517
it felt like this board was getting raided by discord earlier today
i thought it was just tourists here for the hype but this seems just as plausible

>>49611259
I know people say "you're here forever" but the reality is that you can buy your way out by pulling new users in.

>>49611658
Dxy and 10y are really all i needed to know to get the fuck out and eat my losses from my failed swing trade. Clean break over 3%. It is OVER

remember how the stock market crash 20 years ago was mocked in the popular culture, stocks being like toilet paper, etc. exact same shit is happening right now. at least with the crypto. we haven't learned anything. people still want to make money out of thin air. this crypto shit is just vile. fucking "builders". let them crash and burn.

>>49611407
Seek truth.

I just don't get it. Why the fuck did things dump today and Friday after literally 8 weeks of red, in a 6+ month downtrend? Seriously, who the fuck is still selling? Retail doesn't move the market, Big Money can literally pick which direction they want the market to move and make it happen. Why do they want it to continuously sell off? I refuse to believe that Nancy Pelosi would buy millions of dollars worth of Big Tech calls if this was the edge of the cliff.

Someone try to convince me that this isn't literally the best buying opportunity of our lifetimes, aside from the 2020 bottom.

>>49611767
Yields peaking.
Dollar peaking.
Not over.

>>49611581
>>49611648
Imagine being an El Salvadorian right now.

>>49611642
>tfw family liquour store

>even the "Buy the Dip" guy says not to buy

Bull status: broken

>>49611642
They will learn. THEY WILL LEARN

>>49611782
>we haven't learned anything. people still want to make money out of thin air.
Retail investors don't have any other options, job market is ass, generational wealth is fucking dead, rising cost of living for decades on end, etc.

>>49611844
good morning sir

Made 6k on spy puts I bought on friday.
Should I just put mass puts on it again for this week

>>49611844
Hope you stay safe and don't get robbed by niggers when times get tough after the autumn

it will be a while before we can use this bobo pic, but its a little dusty so gonna give it some air.

Seriously is anyone doing worse than me? I can't fucking look at my portfolio, it's killing me

>>49611824
Default when?

>>49611875
Wait for the fake and gay PPT pump during Jerome's speech

Anyone else have a shitload of AMZN RSUs
it's fucking over bros

>>49611824
Kek, actually sad tho. Imagine getting this awesome president who destroys gangs but loses some of your country's GDP in internet money

>>49611916
one anon blew up their account today, so you're doing better than them

make sure to apply for credit cards asap, its gonna get harder and harder (not financial advice)

>>49611804
mbs nobid is pretty bad and makes "big money" panic too

>>49611932

If you have RSUs, you should be glad its dumping, it means you get more stock and the IRS gets fucked. Then if it goes afterwards you only pay taxes on the earnings at least

>>49611927
When is it?

>>49611782
The FED forces you to speculate with It's policies.

>>49611804
They expected lower inflation numbers kek

comfy monday with the bwos

>>49611824
NO! el presidente Bukkakelel surely has a plan, r-right?

>>49611975
It doesn't work that way. The # of RSUs you get is based on what the price was at your grant.

>>49611220
Jpow pauses QT, inflation remains high for the next few years until its worked out of or our leaders manage to get ukraine and russia to continue the flow of cheap plentiful goods. Economy stays afloat just slower, commodities pump for a while then start dumping

This is opportunity. Look beyond the short term shat. Do you still have 13-20+ years of work ahead of you before you can run off to the good life? Put those years of waiting to use. Drop in a load now or DCA over the next decades to end up with a nice extra bonus wad coming to you as you walk away from your job for good.

>>49611916
I'm down about $3k from $10k NAV on my equities over the last 2 years. Didn't take profits and also made a few risky moves on options.
I learned a lot, and I still have a good moat. Looking forward to wagiemaxing for the summer to buy into stronger positions over the next little while

>>49612030

Lmao.

None of this will happen. We are the ropes.

>>49611975
Some companies will distribute the shares based on the stock value at vesting time but others will only distribute a set number of shares

Please don't redeem Jerome.

>>49612024

Wow, so they're basically scamming you. I got units of shares of RSUs when I still worked, so the share price being higher was bad because the taxes were higher.

>>49611845
La Garde recule! Sauve qui peut!

>>49610238
wait 6 months

>>49611945
Didn't he buy at like 50k too? So something around half the value is just gone now.
>>49612015
I'm sure he'll get solid financial advice from the biden admin.
>>49611945
It was the gamble of the century - betting an entire country's financial system on some internet coins.

>>49612040
Hey what's up Cramer, thanks for finding your way to our humble little shithole

>>49612040
i'm convinced that there are people in this thread who post exclusively to make people lose money because it's funny

>>49612057
yeah and the federal reserve will not let government debt and the economy implode just so inflation will still remain high, just to have to QE again. Even if they want to anyway, they will be stopped by the Democrats who will not let them take away their license to recklessly spend. Treasuries are being dumped and are going no bid.

>>49611916
I'm pretty similiar. the way I think about it is that it wasn't money I immediately needed anyway.

100% cash

>>49611591
Public servant in EU, I basically can't be fired unless I assassinate someone in the office. And even there I'll not sure I'm getting fired. Also 9 weeks of paid leave per year. 100K€ in cash kept safe for buying housing when the time is right, 50K€ @ 2.5% that will progressively go into stonks, and 50K€ in stonks. DCAing in indexes each month, and doing so even more now in the current market trend. I honestly dgaf. I hope it crashes even more and stays down for a year or two so I can accumulate for cheap.

>>49611804
Why should the market go up? Even if you ignore the macroeconomic market conditions, many companies are reporting shit earnings and poor guidance.

so when does the news come out of what hike the fed is doing? does jerome powell speak at some time this week?

How do they expect to combat inflation realistically? Businesses have never in history reverted inflated prices.

Once the price rises, that's the price moving forward. I doubt businesses will lower prices unless we hit some Wehrmacht-tier depression

>>49612153
The safe and correct move

>>49612060

Yea makes sense. I'd rather receive a set number of shares personally but depends on the size of the total grant. Either way the IRS takes a piece of it so they can go give the money to Ukraine or some gay shit

Hello new zoomie friends

>>49611824
i wonder if they'll eat him at the end of this like the dutch did

>>49612040
Already sold faggot

>>49611804
Don't overthink it. There is no reason for an uptrend to start other than "look how far it's gone down" yet. The level of inflation is actually catastrophic and still unreal to a lot of people. When it reverses things will calm down.

>>49610170
I still have half my account in puts, but I have a feeling this fomc meeting will be similar to the last where the market will pump/kill shorts after the meeting only to pull a complete reversal the next day. Tomorrow will probably crab or pump, if it’s even a little red I’ll exit most of my positions until after the meeting.

>>49612172
already came out https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>49612161
>And even there I'll not sure I'm getting fired
If you kill all EU bureaucrats someone's getting promoted.

>>49612179
>he thinks fighting inflation means deflation

>>49612179
that or slowly over time as businesses start getting competitive with one another

>>49611855
i am not even talking about retail, but this whole crypto ponzi shit is so insane. like this celcius "bank" promising insane returns and now freezing the withdrawals since they don't have any cash left. the whole bitcoin industry is such bullshit.

>>49612172
wed at 2pm

>>49612092
>making more money is bad because it increases your taxes

>>49612179
>Businesses have never in history reverted inflated prices.
Once things are back in order, competitors will ensure prices go down

>>49612179
combatting inflation means getting it back to 2%, not deflating the currency to its original value

>>49610271
>>49610759
GREEN JULY

>>49611591
I could always work at a warehouse if things quickly shit the bed I guess.

Market Crabs next couple days then shoots up from being pumped. Followed by mega drop from small player sell off...


Source: My tummy told me

>>49611818
yeah, theyre both peaking after breaking the previous high after which they violently dumped
that was when the "peak" might have happened. right now? there's no resistance

How good/safe of a bet is Intel?

It is down to 2017 levels, while AMD and NVDA are still at 2020 levels

>>49612153
bruh, you're losing 8% to inflation. No cause to celebrate

japanese markets open bois, lets do this

what will the market do tomorrow?

>>49612298
>making more money is bad because it increases your taxes
Well the big brain take is that yes, it can push you to a higher tax bracket which has its own implications and rates.
I do have coworkers at my shitty retail job that refuse to work holidays because "you get taxed more"

>>49612395
absolute retards who don't know the tax system HAHAHAHAH

>>49612179
Three words: New World Order.

>>49612365

I just bought some bitcoin for the first time since 2018

>>49612395
This is bait right?

>>49612341
theres a reason for that, not that you or any other retarded INTCel have bothered to look at its fundamentals any closer than its PE (which is too high)
dogshit company

Bros idk shit posting on tik tok is way better than here. Telling crypto gods Bitcoin is going to zero makes them absolutely seeth

I work at a tech startup that still doesn't generate a profit
They said we had cash reserves but I'm skeptical
how fucked am I

>>49612341
I bought more shares today. It's not like this company is going to go under, it has a very good P/E ratio, and people still buy their CPUs. I just bought a 12400 cpu the other day for a new computer build.

I think it's a perfectly fine stock to DCA during this turmoil, coming from someone who is over 1k down on this stock so far.

>>49611845
>There's a money availability problem
>After two years of unlimited money printing

Jesus, how greedy can you get?

>>49611916
What are you holding?

>>49612270
unlike last time this time we had a "leak" stating what they are doing 3 days in advance

>>49612358
What's the best way to watch the YCC gorefest? Does the BOJ release a schedule or announcements of how much they're buying or something?

>>49612395
We got a real high IQ Chad right here boys! His retard retail coworkers have figured it ALL out LMAO
I bet they have so much fucking money, I'd definitely take that advice no cap

LMAO

THATS ALL YOU HAD BOBO

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS WEAK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

cash and oil gang rise up

>>49612468
>can't say nigger or faggot
Yea, no thanks zoomer. You should go back there, though.

>>49612485
Lol are we at the same place?
Did they say two years of runway?

>>49612531
Yup thats it, you should buy and hold

>>49612513
Like 80% SOXL, 15% UPRO and 5% BULZ for kicks

>>49612145
What's your plan after all this bullshit? Are you still DCAing or are you waiting for some sort of sign?

>>49610471
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>49612485
yeah it'll die

>>49612545
... uh... yes exactly that

>>49612494
>>There's a money availability problem
no one wants to spend. That is why the deflation anons are not to far off...

>>49611916
>down $6k
cute. when you're done paper trading you should try it with real money

>>49612468
Tiktok users don’t even have enough brain cells to troll. Like why post at people who can’t even tell you’re making a joke, it’s not fun it’s just sad.

>>49612600
Did they recently do some layoffs too? What series of investment are they on?

>>49612531
>thats all

>>49612602
Fuck off that's over half a year of expenses for me dickweed

Reminder the true show of horrors is only about to begin.

>>49612545
>>49612600

>>49612657
>>49612600
kek two codemonkeys realizes their trapped in the same cage

I'll fax you both a banana each tomorrow morning!

>>49612540
What the fuck, do they just censor you or do you catch a ban? Why would a company that makes it's money off ad revenue intentionally lower it's user count?

>>49612687
>12k a year
Where the fuck do you live? Zimbabwe? Cambodia?

>>49612657
no, "aiming for series B within 18 months"

spooked me for a second - it's a small company tbf the chances are infinitesimal

>>49612687
Replaceability. 6k is a scrounge up to replace. I give that to charity

>>49612736
Ok, phew... yeah, we're at different places.

>>49612734
Sounds like what I spend up here in leaf land

>>49612576
be gone chaos

>>49612468
Tik tok has incredible coomer content. Kinda wish I had it growing up these lucky fuckers.

>>49612755
or did he tell you a lie to have you disagree?

>>49612545
>>49612600
Well, do you guys think you'll get revenue neutral within 1 year?

How expendable are you as far as staff? Know any obscure bits of the codebase?

>>49611029
I converted everything to cash in December and have been a smug prick about it since

>>49612395

>>49612783
Girls will do anything for attention.

>>49611726
>Drinking KO to cure dehydration
Enjoy your kidney stones.

Jabbie jabbie took the prick
Now each week the jabbie's sick
Face can't move, one eye stays closed
Blood and mucus dribbles from their nose
Jabbie jabbie got the shot
Heart is straining to pump those clots
Passes out without a warning
Tries to blame the global warming
Immune system is defective
"But that shot was safe and effective!"
"Dr. Fauci would not lie"
"Who cares if I'm going to die"
"Sure they killed me with their toxin"
"And my ass is for putting cocks in"
"Who cares if my life is shorter"
"At least I'm not a Trump supporter!"
Jabbie jabbie hides his pain
Jabbie jabbie dies in vain
All the jabbies die en masse
Oh and trannies never pass

>>49612786
No, anons aren't that craft
>>49612799
I have no idea, and no

>tfw work at NOC
i think i have the literal most stable job in this general
and yes that includes LMT and RTX bros just based on the contract i work on

>>49612755
still though. this two years of runway figure seems like it's something they pull out off their ass
I wonder how this will play out
i don't really care desu I'm looking for an excuse for it all to be over

>>49612724
You get mass reported by the tranny brigade and your account gets banned.

>>49612395
>I do have coworkers at my shitty retail job that refuse to work holidays because "you get taxed more"
Is this why public schools don't teach taxes?

whats the name of that doujin with the girl experiencing infinite losses from options

>>49612830
When I was young it was Brittany spears on MTV and my moms victoria secret catalogues I found

>>49611726
>and also loads of extra gas sucking due to A.C running full blast in the cars
That's not how it works you fucking retard. Do you even know how alternators work?

>>49612632
O I just comment. Expecially on real estate fags still pushing the "this is the last chance to ever buy a house this cheap" narrative. I had to literally walk one through historical rates. Bruv it's literally my third time that "Rates will never be this low again"

>>49612847
NEET is the most stable job of all time

>>49612577
Nice digits. Man, that was a big gamble. You’re just going to have to wait it out or lose. If I were you, I’d open a new account with a big dog like Fidelity or Ameritrade and start over with a new portfolio of blue chips or a solid index and just forget about that account for a couple of years. Just google the price once in a while to see if it’s time to close out. Looking at it everyday isn’t going to do you any good.
I like to gamble in goofy shit sometimes, but I do it in a separate account so I don’t get squirrelly with price action. It’s a psychological thing, but it works for me.

>>49612887
wtf

>>49612799
>Well, do you guys think you'll get revenue neutral within 1 year?
in this economy?!
haha yeah anyway no not a fucking chance

>How expendable are you as far as staff? Know any obscure bits of the codebase?
I'm a key person

>>49612874
FX Fighter Kurumi-Chan.
I for one can't wait for the ShindoL arc.

>>49612887
Priced out

>>49612883
I knew where my dad hid his back issues of Playboy and a pack of CD Girls disks.

>>49612485
I would start sending out applications if I were you.

>>49612887
THIS JUST IN
LOCAL MAN PREDICTS THE FUTURE
CHECK BACK IN TOMORROW TO SEE IF HE WAS CORRECT

>>49611804
We're in a downward channel until inflation is controlled and rate hikes stop. The market goes up in a dovish Fed cycle and down in a hawkish Fed cycle. Simple as.

>>49612844
Well normally I'd say you're pretty fucked. But thankfully you were responsible and have at least 3 years of living expenses saved up so you can weather tough times, so I wouldn't worry.

>>49612887
based

>>49612887
Why does this make me think it goes green tomorrow?

>>49612850
Well, this company just closed a pretty big investment at the beginning of the year, so I do know that they have cash in the bank Though... they hired way too many people too fast... hence, the layoffs.
>i don't really care desu I'm looking for an excuse for it all to be over
Same. At this point, I figure the company is already circling the drain, so I'm just doing enough to hang on and collect a paycheck.
>>49612942
How did you know I have 3 years saved up? Do you have a dossier on me?

>>49612887
Oh fuark june and july confirmed mega pump incoming

>>49612888
I locked in a 1.9, bro. I don’t think I’m going to get any better than that. If you’re doing it now, you’re way too late for that. Mortgage interest rates used to be 15%+ though. They will absolutely go higher than they are now and there’s really no telling when it will come back down.

>>49610722
But the GPUs are getting more expensive thanks to Russia turning off the supply of noble gases to the West

>>49612927
thank you

>>49612883
>Brittany spears on MTV
Oops I Did It Again should have been illegal to show before 2 AM.

>>49612926
It's forward guidance I'd assume if every insider institution is pushing it. Interest rates are already doing what they can. Only way for fed to do anything is go back in time and raise in 2021. They lack any tools now.

>>49612024
Kek what a scam.

>>49612886
The answer is actually far more interesting to solve than you expect.

>>49612887
>breaking911
Lol you should just post a Zerohedge ad-article

>>49613044
ok but they are quoting CNBC

>>49612357
idiot you are losing 8% to inflation anyways if you hold stock since they are tracked in USD. Do you think your money isn't inflating when you are holding stocks???
Cashgang is winning

>>49613019
this- even adultescent horndogs knew it. WTF were parents letting their kids watch?

>>49612940
Big banks are all pushing 75 bp. It's like 96% chance now

>>49612994
I don't give a fuck about rates. I have a lot of cash and can overpay that bitch off way faster. I care about paying over asking. Buying overpriced asset's. Skipping inspections. Settling on what's available. Competing for a house and buying in absolutely unreasonable conditions. I had my buyer pay my closing and when I buy again the seller will be paying. Simple as

>>49613134
>75bp
>but rapehike pause
what would the market do?

>>49612922
Well hope they close funding on the new round within a month, otherwise start budgeting for a pay cut.

>>49612979
>How did you know I have 3 years saved up? Do you have a dossier on me?
I'm just assuming you weren't totally irresponsible and blew all your money. Your parents would be very disappointed if you were.

So what happens when the rug pull comes and it’s only 50 bp?

>>49613019
I like toxic, and then there was the girls gone wild commercials

I still remember when I was up like $3000 on these puts 4 months ago and one of you was desperately telling me to sell these hahaha
I told you I’m never selling

>>49613160
Nothing fed won't signal any loose policy until inflation is down. Even if they know of an upper limit they would guide above it.

>>49610170
Let's go brandon

>>49613160
Sell off until Jpow resumes easing

>>49613160
dump because it would immediately lose all faith that they had left in the fed

>>49613175
>I'm just assuming
Ok.......
Because I have almost exactly 3 years saved up... I think like 2 years and 10.5 months

>>49613192
Snoop dogg was executive producer and videographer of ggw

>>49612883
Based and same.
I remember when we got cable and flipping through trying to find movies with "nudity" in the MPAA ratings.

>>49613188

Pretty sure the market will pump regardless after the record loss week it just had.

>>49613203
>good enough to post…
>the folly of man
>mentally ill faggots don’t trim profits

>>49612887
Told you so. Already priced in as of today by the way.

>>49613148
Ok bro. I was only talking about interest rates. You don’t need to try and flex on me.

>MBS went no-bid
Sounds like 2007, but with a different underlying cause
Housing market is still going to shit the bed though, right?

>>49613278
what happened to your unrelenting bulltard attitude? are you still bagholding soxl?

>>49612678
that a lot of gaps to fill. wednesday pump incoming.

>>49613278
That + 10yr is why real estate bears soared ig

We’ll rally tomorrow to suck in idiots.

>>49613303
I’m probably going to dump my entire $60k signing bonus on TQQQ

>DWAC
lol

>>49613229
I used to set the basement VCR to record Real Sex overnight so I could watch it when I got home from school.

>>49612395
My company pumped and dumped so I made a ton of money on RSUs and ended up with a huge tax bill. Didn't really matter though because I planned for it. The cash out was big. About 2x my salary the past 2 years.

>>49613017

NEW

>>49613345
>>49613345
>>49613345
>>49613345

The price keeps going down but I don't have any more money to buy stocks

>>49613352
Mom knew.

>>49613310
thats what i thought, until i zoomed out

>>49613341
wasn't your portfolio larger? did you sell stuff off?

>>49613361
Job hop and get yourself a big fat signing bonus

>>49610303
I too have had this but to a smaller degree. Nearly all decisions I've made when it comes to investments, employment, and women have been a failure.

>investments
Opposite of whatever I choose happens no matter how good my theory is on why a stock will move one way only to reverse the moment I sell. Become too scared to do anything, all my theories get proven left and right. I'd be up like 30% had I gone through with my low risk plan. 5x if I went with the high risk thing I was toying with. Second one would've gotten me my entire loss back and more. Most of which I'd immediately cash out and quickly begin buying assets/formulating ideas of where to stick it (not stocks) before it ends up being the weong scenario of choising casg and stocks because a hyperinflation scenario began. Only to get screwed again where I end up thinking I finally won life changing sums only for it to hyperinflate.

>employment
Made the mistake of going to college and taking a bunch of garbage jobs that really only helped for income but never helped for getting a job that truly required a degree.

>women
Never had a gf, any time I did try I failed. Any time women approached me it was usually ugly ones who didn't feel all that interested but rather desperate for whatever they could get.

>>49613278
>Housing market is still going to shit the bed though, right?
Not like it did in 08 from where I’m standing. I worked in real estate back then. I would argue with my boss all the time about giving people loans they clearly couldn’t afford. She wanted me to go stated on everything. Though even after leveling with these retards on what was in their best interest, they still went through with stated and an option arm.
Banks haven’t been irresponsible with lending like that lately. People will get laid off and have to sell, but if a person doesn’t buy it, some firm will.
We’re only paying on average around 4.5x yearly salary for homes in the US. It’s 11x in Canada and double that in some other countries. Basically real estate is still relatively “cheap” compared to the global market.

>>49610238
ALL in SIGA no cap fr fr Gaypox be bussin

>>49611108
He is absolutely right and you are a Luciferian stooge npc at best.

>>49610471
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>49611804
>Nancy Pelosi would buy millions of dollars worth of Big Tech calls if this was the edge of the cliff
Pelosi is a drunkard who can’t even make good trades with all the inside information she has

>>49612341
Intel is a dead man walking

>>49613381
He diamond handed SOXL from the peak.