/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49609518
every guy has a built-in horny super power to do incredible feats and tasks driven by testosterone then yall waste it on some plastic butt

>>49609574
because modern women are whores

>>49609574
not OP but I have literally never had a gf. I would buy an onahole but I live with my parents, which at least seems like the one good decision to be doing now since it will be impossible to buy a house in the coming years

>>49609574
Because men today are portrayed as evil creatures who should all be hanged just for glancing at a woman, of course that then men just tap out of society altogether to not deal with any of that bullshit.

>>49609518
>upcoming economic collapse
When does it start?
How long does it last?
I've only stacked 50lbs of rice, beans, quinoa and 20 cans of tuna, deens.
I'm not ready.

>>49609729
>I would buy an onahole but I live with my parents
Get one of the Tenga that look like a table ornament/paperweight.
Literally no one will be able to tell you stick your dick in it
Pic related

>>49609518
Oh god

>>49609574
why can't i just do incredible things while im not horny

>>49609574
her name is Debby

>>49609518
Based ona anon. Assuming you have lube too.
>>49609729
>I would buy an onahole but I live with my parents
Lock it in a safe or compartment.

>>49609518
>upcoming

>>49610018
I recommend getting a few large planters, or in a pinch, plastic moving tubs.
Buy different varieties of potato so if one species gets a disease it will be less likely to hurt the others. Leave them in a moist bag in a warm area until the eyes start sprouting, and then cut them into chunks and plant 4-5 sported eye chunks in each container. In 60-90 days it will be full of potatoes. Dump out on a garbage bag (or some plastic sheet), save 1-2 for re-sprouting, scrape the dirt back into the container/tub and start over.
Cut them thin, shove in ziplock bags, and freeze.

>>49610567
based

>>49610613
the vernacular of pocket pussy is far superior to the Japanese loanword onahole

>>49609574
99% of men can't channel that power anymore because love and the family unit died.

>>49610908
I think I have that same .... uhhhh... pelvis.

>>49609518
Yes

>>49609574
why would I want to bother with women when theyre all shit? fuck, buying a valve index and a full 6'3 sex doll with all the addons is probably cheaper than women, plus you skip all the bullshit and drama

>>49609518
is anal good?

>>49611441

>>49611399
>6'3 sex doll
What? Why so big?

>>49611441
You mean on yourself or with a woman?
The anwser to both is yes btw

>>49611710
I like them big

Personally looking to get the ones from tiddy.shop, they're also working on an onahole as well.

>>49611825
How tall are you? And would the doll even fit in the box?

if u faggots are looking for an onahole get the my erotic maid servant, yes I am a onahole coomer degenerate

>>49609518
DEAR JANNIES /onabiz/ is board culture stop deleting our thread you tranny faggots.

>>49610654
And then what? Like... do you fuck the potatoes? I don't see how that would feel good unless they were baked and cooled off first?

>>49611504
ffs they couldn't even give her an innie? feminists are ruining our sex dolls

>>49611890
5'1
what box?

>>49609518
It's not going to feel like the real thing.

>>49612151
I know

>>49611399
6'3 is going to heavy as fuck.

>>49609518
>Even the sex dolls have high mileage roast beef lips
Fucking kek I'm so damn lucky to have married a virgin

>>49612149
Have you started transitioning yet?

>>49612149
You like big girls I understand
>>49612294
Lol isn't that the point

>>49610018
Western Europe and inner city United States is going to get it the worst. For the rest of us, life as normal with annoying prices. Local Walmart has more food now then they did during the plandemic.

What games/software are you supposed to use for that? All the VR coomer shit I tried was, well, shit.

>>49612210
Kek, feel bad now, keep on keeping on

>>49612295
At which age you first met?

>>49609574
my girlfiend wont let me spank or bite her plump ass too much so this willl have to do

>>49612399
Thanks, the path ahead is so long and dark.

>>49612388
Fallen doll operation lovecraft, vr kanojo and virt a mate with wadevrx scenes.

>>49609574
Women suck

>>49612388
SkyrimVR with nude mods/npcs, VRIK and PLANCK.

>>49611504
how do you clean it

>>49612679
In the shower you push the whole bar of soap inside, then keep fingering it with flowing water above.

>>49612568
what headset?

>>49612087
lost

>>49612791
Rift s, bought it new for 200 euros a couple of months ago

>>49609574
50-100 years ago average Men were easily able to get our primitive urge to reproduce out of our system so we could focus on more important things. Now it's a nearly impossible to get a text back so some of us have resorted to using coping tools.

>>49609518
Never understood the fleshlight meme
If you want to cum harder use a prostate massager

>>49612866
Sounds gay

>>49612866
Some people aren't queers believe it or not.

>>49609574
>finally made it after a lot of work
>can afford fucking an ig model tier girl weekly
>escorts about to be banned in my country
>I will never fuck hot girls now while Chad gets them for free
The game is rigged.

>>49612777
sloppa

>>49612388
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/quickcoordinatedbluebird

>>49609574
Love how every faggot incel here went to attack woman when the anon never mention it. You are just ugly, stop cope saying woman this and woman that, yes they are stupid but they still fuck if you aren't a ugly fagget, have any of you ever consider that, that you are an ugly poor awkward to socialize with motherfucker?

>>49612957
>so closeted that he can't enjoy anal without thinking about other men
grim

>>49609716
spbp

>buy sex doll
>fucking it the first time, feels great
>realize a portion of the taxes i paid to fuck this thing buys bullets to murder simple villagers in some vague country
>cum immediately
>best i've had

>>49613251
Only queers and closeted queers enjoy having their assholes invaded.

>>49613097
>ur ugly
yeah. whats ur point faggot?

>frogposter
>faggot
everytime

>>49613097
nigger the womans reply was saying how low men have fallen meanwhile we got dubai portapotty whores. btw shes not gonna fuck you for defending her online.

>>49613418
>mfw the gays steal another one of straight mans pleasures away from them
kek, feels good.

>>49613097
Dude kill yourself. Most women have the personality of a brick. They don't say anything interesting they don't have original thoughts and for good reason : THEY DON'T NEED It. All women lean on their pussy as a crutch to get through life, most of them don't even have social skills.

>>49613521
Have fun with your asspox sodomite
>our systems think your post is spam
Fuck jannies

>>49612829
>doing kinky porn on zuckerberg spying device

>>49613379
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>49609518
bring it on

>>49613097
>ur ugly fagget
Ok, Stacy, i'll try to born sexier next time.

>>49612958
You know you don't NEED to abide by the law, right anon?
Everyone with wisdom just has his own rules and finds a way to enjoy their ways doing what they like disregarding everything.
If a faggot retarded tranny can walk in the streets half naked while lusting for your young why must you care a bout what the law says when it has allowed such degeneracy.
I say fuck laws, fuck the government and fuck any faggot that thinks they can tell you what to do,

>>49612347
>Lol isn't that the point
It's going to be hard as fuck to maneuver it man, what if u want to change positions

>>49609518
>Tell the Japanese right now, anon. Tell them...

>>49612151
Feels better than using a condom with a girl.
Now raw on a real girl, that's another level.
But good luck getting that these days.
50/50 you get a disease if you do too.
So you get a better deal this way.
Unless you have a wife, but you would not be in this thread if you had one, would you?

>>49613910
what's the paizuri like?

>>49614163
But imagine if you want to hug it and cuddle with it. If it was super light you wouldn't feel any pressure and what's the point then?

>>49614245
must be pretty good, mine's is just amazing, same when i manage to get her on top in a comfy position with those huge melons in your face.

>>49614349
That part is great but you have to lift the heavy ass thing into your bed to get there.
Then when you want to fuck it you have to pose it.
Lifting 100lbs isn't that bad but it's horrible if it's awkwardly shaped

>>49614421
Does a doll that tall even exist?

>>49614213
>Unless you have a wife,
That doesn't guarantee you won't get the diseases. Women in general carry dozens of hidden STDs.

>>49611399
>>49611825
>>49612149
I have a giantess fantasy as well. I'm honestly jealous that I'm not your height and instead 6 ft. I rarely if ever see females taller than me and the few that you do see tend to be trannies more often than not. Life isn't fair.

>>49609574
most men don't reproduce, imagine all of your male ancestors over tens of thousands of years beating the odds and successfully breeding so that you can cum in some piece of silicone made in china

>>49609518
>Are you prepared for the upcoming economic collapse?
No. I'll just loot other people.

>>49614818
Just get a volleyball player gf or something.

>>49609574
Why the fuck is everyone acting like men not having kids is some new-age horror? Did none of you fucks have a weird uncle with no kids? No cousins that never married? Men choosing to not have kids is common, the uncommon part is that families have gone from being 3-5 kids to 1 because nobody has time or money to take care of them anymore, which is making a bottleneck. Every family can barely produce enough kids to even replace themselves and a sizable chunk of the population doesn't care about breeding.

>>49610908
what games would it play?

>>49612087

Ty for the laugh anon

>>49609716
But not for you

>>49615091
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/quickcoordinatedbluebird

>>49612114
my guy, that could be an innie with just the lips open (touch grass, virgin)

>>49615662
i meant what games would the pocket pussy play if it liked vidya

>>49615040
I am the only direct blood descendant of my lineage.
Boomers chose this, and now I am stuck with the consequences of their hedonistic degeneracy.

>There's no cute lioness life-like sex doll
why live anymore? I can collect NFTs of furrys but i can't fuck one?

>>49614925
>gets brutally mauled to death by scavengers stronger than him

>>49616242
i've seen this one as a sex doll around places and im sure the furries have made sex dolls for years now
you're just not searching enough

>>49616242
bro the furries have sex dolls wtf are you talking about

>>49616332
>fuck an nft
yeah i haven't fallen THAT low yet

>>49615040
because everyone needs something to cope about

>>49616059
visual novels, full on

>>49616462
>hunie pop
kino

>>49609574
lmao all these replies are just rationalizing the fact that its their fault theyre unhappy

>>49616332
>>49616462
the day nft devs make a sex dating sim where you can fuck your nfts we will go back to 50k

>>49615576
Absolutely torched his ass

>>49615931
go back to twitter

>>49613097
>you don't have social skills
this is the biggest lie ever, most women have horrible social skills, but they are constantly forgiven for their mistakes, most women I've dated put in 0 effort to socialize, I had to do fucking everything, this idea that women are better at socializing is bs, they either talk too much or they don't talk shit and expect you to do everything, standards for men in every aspect are 3 times higher

>>49617010
why do you think so many men are 'femboying' or changing their sex to become women? because women = tutorial mode, just avoid being raped or beaten, which is not that hard

>>49612679
you dont

>>49615040
>Why the fuck is everyone acting like men not having kids is some new-age horror?

This is coming to a country near you.

>>49617516
lmao imagine the soys picking up guns rather than blacked.com subscriptions

>>49609518
Fuck yeah anon, this is arriving next week

>use a giant stuffed animal to lie atop of with tenga on floor while fucking
>upper back hurting now from the awkward angle

What do?

>>49617516
That's a piss poor cope for ruining the entire country and making having a comfortable live impossible. But yeah, it's because guys that didn't even try dating back in high school can't fuck burnt out whores. Not the fact that it cost a days wage to fill a car up with gas.

>>49609518
I always wanted one of those, but I don't know how to wash them.

>>49618137
Use shower or an irrigator, then put an onahole "dry stick" inside, best solution tho is using a small air pump to give it the best dry possible for 20-30 mins after taking the dry stick out.

>>49610908
These aren't my glasses!

>>49616594
Kys queer

Aren't these things a bitch and a half to clean?

>>49618265
but there is still cum residue, right?

>>49609518
vr headset: sex 2

>>49611504
>spikes and bubbles
Just like a real vagina

>>49609574
Koikatu provides virtual bitches at far less effort than regular bitches take. Said effort can therefore be spent on more important shit

>>49619088
I'm just waiting for the metaverse to release something like that, literally imagine thousands of virgins buying nfts just to simulate sex.

>>49619052
No, because you would DRAIN THE HOLES just were you put your dick on
just how autistic are you anon?

>>49610018
there will be plenty of human meat to eat.

>>49619422
lovelace wants to do nfts "experiences" in the metaverse
although that would prove that no female entity would want to be around you unless you pay them.

>>49619422
>I can wait for Jews and foids to find more ways to profit off of male isolation and loneliness

Kys

>>49617697
Antifa did burn down several cities only two years ago. Imagine that but worse with the feds unable to reign them in. Rape was common as hell in the autonomous zones.