/biz/ - Business & Finance

Octan bros...

AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The market is in fear/panic mode.

this time there is not bottom

These sanctions are really working great

>>49606651
um
source?

This is not the life I expected to be living
Well, I guess I didn't really have any expectations
But after today I know this is not what I want

One green day, and I'm fucking outta here and going 100% cash.

>>49606778
Post sugar

They're gonna do 75 bps on Wednesday. We're gonna dump the whole week. Buy on Friday.

>>49606651
I see a nipple...

I thought I was gonna buy a car this year bros haha

>>49606651
I'll never have sex with a pretty girl ever again.
It will just never happen for me.
I'm too old and too bloated, I wish I had enjoyed my youth more. My first girlfriend was so nice and pretty. Her tits were a handful and perky. Her legs were smooth.
I will never have a woman like her ever again.

>Put on my polyester 6-inch inseam shorts
>Listen to some ELO
>Have my entire net worth become meaningless due to the actions of people beyond my reach
>Watch some Kay Parker videos
Just take the 1970spill, bros.

>>49606651
imagine smell
feet

>>49607023
>the 1970s
Ah, the last decade before interracial porn became prevalent.

sqqq chads show yourselves

of course when I'm making money it totally reverses...

>>49606651
How is the file already deleted?

also, PAAAIIINNN!!!

Please tell me we are at least half way through the worst of it and things will get better soon right?

>>49607104
lmao someone fat fingered its back done

>>49607133
because it was gay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> file deleted
Delete the thread

Did we experience capitulation today since it dropped so much pre-market and had zero hope all day? What about real estate dumping?

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaawwwwAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Was this ever updated?

>>49607104
phew nvm

>>49607158
oh... good on janny then, fuck the gays.

>>49606840
Look at it this way, anon: five, ten, fifteen years from now you'll be far tougher than anyone who hasn't live through this.

>>49607201
>>49607104

ALGORITHIMS ARE SO FUCKING GAY

75bps confirmed for weds

>>49607214
dibs on the right

ROCKER CAPITULATED HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Tesla bros wagmi

>>49607133
>PAAAIIINNN!!!
You made me a
You made me a
Believer
Believer

>>49607261
This will not age well

Do after hour giga pumps ever reverse completely on open? Asking for a friend

>>49607177
Please update

>>49606840
Are you me? I thought I'd be doing big shit at 30, not working on a fixer upper, working with a bunch of lazy Mexicans, and gambling 50k hoping to "make it". My dad had a nice house, wife, kids, and his own business by now haha......

Haha remember those cheeky tweets last summer about the price of a cookout

>>49607308
Depends how the Federal Reserve feels. What pumps are you referring to?

>>49607214
marry kill fuck

What a beautiful bart

>Day 132
>The collapse has long since started
>Officials blame officials. Brothers fight brothers. Babies eat babies.
>Jim Cramer continues to claim that there is no recession.

>BTC BELOW 23k
Dance you wagies, DANCE.

So what's the Fed going to go do now? Increase inflation even more? Negative interest rates? It seems like they've ran out of options

>>49607352
This one

>>49607214
In five years, I'll be 40, I'll have no friends, I'll have nothing to look forward to in life, and I'll be poor
In ten years, I'll be 45, I'll still have no friends, I'll still have nothing to look forward to, and I'll probably be even poorer
In fifteen years, I'll be 50, I won't even remember what a friend is, I'll finally have something to look forward to (hint: it's dying), and I'll probably be legit living under a bridge

>>49607390
They can't solve the current crisis because its not one of monetary policy but of fiscal policy. The pain ends when gas flows again.

What is a “reddit stock”?

>BTC still sinking
tomorrow will be circuit breakers

>>49607390
Just start heating homes with dollar bills. It's not hard to get rid of money

>>49607358
We are getting to shitcoin tier charts at this point.

The fuck?

>>49607424
GME
SOXL
SIGA
DOGE

>>49607390
They should continue to rape hike.

How’s it going /smg/ did you have a good day? My prediction came a little early with all the panic futures selling and off timing, but the end result was the same. The crypto collapse was unforeseen and added extra panic which altered time lines.

So ummm since USD is gaining so much relative power and YEN is collapsing, is there a way I can outright buy property or a house in Japan? Hehe thanks for the help!

>>49607453
Don't remind me I still hold AQB please, thanks.

can someone explain to me how these daily candles are so fucked up
neither dotcom or 2008 had two massive consecutive gap candles where it just crashed in one go, through futes *and* open market

I sold everything and I'm going to slurp up the dip

>>49607463
What the jew is this

>>49607402
earning pumps ease a little before open, but they don't reverse. If the market pumps in general this shit might fly at open, but that is doubtful at the moment.

ATTN: smart macro people

What’s happening with the Japanese Yen and what does it have to do with things collapsing?
How do i check the status of MBSes?
What is happening in the debt market?

Most importantly, wtf with the yen?

If this has already been discussed, pls show me where.

>>49607470
jokes on you, SIGA is a /smg/ stock

>>49605895
I remember some anon who had people he knew did a big long vocaroo about how incompetent the canadian pension funds were. he was talking all about how they invested in retarded shit and got heemed by all the Chinese shit when that went down last year. guess he was right kek

You huys are hodling..... Right?

>>49606840
Chin up, Anon. 18 months time you'll be reaping the rewards again and might even have a good shot if you invest in the right companies now.

>>49607537
Every crash is a little different.

>>49607538
I held my VTSAX and some garbage like CCJ

Shit sucks bro

>>49607463
what the fuck is this shit

>>49607390
they will hike 50 or 75 bps. Their job is not to pump stocks, despite popular beliefs.

>>49607463
you guys think Robinhoods gonna pull a Celsius when the big crash happens and all us bears are gonna be wiped from our gains?

>>49607550
Lmao you just know this is some boomer attempt to effect sentiment

the fed leaked the rate hike news to news outlets. its 75bps. 7 minutes difference here

>>49606651
Oil prices 2 years ago

>>49607545
No clue but I'm shorting it

>>49607463

>>49607591
It's like watching helplessly as a sick animal dies

>>49607402
Nice solid boomer divie stock. It’s our time kids if the 80s.

>>49607550
nice to see he has his priorities in order

>>49607578
Literally every decision I've made in my life since 2015 has been wrong. No matter how much I do or don't think about it, not matter what kind of analysis I do, whether I follow my gut or follow my heart (or stomach), or even if I just say fuck it and pick randomly....
All wrong

>>49607613
HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

I got heemed sports betting last weekend.
Someone want to give a run down on what is happening?

I bought some svix and upro just due to how dramatic the sell off was.

>>49607550

>>49607177
Ah so that's where all the talk about
>rally in june
and
>dump in september
came from

>>49607645
Fuck man. I’m gonna have to hit some lotto puts to make this back

why is this legal

What was the OP image?

Reminder that there are liquidity problems in the bond market that are becoming apparent. This is going to cause some serious downside to stocks if it continues (while also wiping out boomers who won't be able to sell).

Hold onto your butts in the coming months, never seen such negative signs in the last 10 years. Even the last Fed taper tantrum wasn't this ominous

>>49607547
Guys I’m financially ruined. This is my life savings.

>>49607707
Some girls in their underwear playing cards in a camping trailer.

>>49607699
rabbihood of crypto

>Buy-writes
>Selling covered calls
>Rolling covered calls
>Buying calls/puts
>Selling cash covered puts
>Long straddles/strangles
Fidelity will only let me do these. How do I use my limited options here to make money when most of these are either stupid or only work in a bull market?

If I win the 130,000,000€ in the euromillions this friday
I will bail out anons here from this ogre market, and give out quite alot of 4chin passes to make jannies work harder, FOR THE SAME AMOUNT THEY WORK FOR!

>>49607699
Because there is no regulation regarding crypto exchanges or crypto brokers and Celsius probably isn't big enough to afford real infastructure.

>>49607729
I don't want to see how much im down. It's temporary.

>>49607778
stay poor lottofag

>>49607699
It's legal because there isn't a concrete law against it. Crypto is literally the wild west because laws are based on who is fucking who and when it is best to fuck who

futures

>>49607699

Daily reminder to never use any "startup" finntech service like Robinhood or they *will* fuck you over at some point

oooh boy i haven't invested into bitcoin yet and it's down to 23k! is this a golden opportunity for tripling? well hot damn! just gotta see when it stops going down...

So what happened today?

Hope

>49607804
(You) are not getting bailed out nigger

It's probably just cope, but I'm in accumulation phase since 2020. Bare feb-march 2020, DCAing when the indexes were doubling up in 2020 didn't feel right. Sure, it was good seeing green, but on what, a measly sum. What's even the point, I won't retire with that. But right now, DCAing + making a few buys here and there, it feels just right if I want to semi-retire in 15 years or so, benefiting a whole lot from a better accumulation phase than in 2021.

>>49607825
>>49607855
Dead cat bounce

>>49607545
Bank of Japan wants yield curve control (10 year not above 0.25%). However the Fed is hiking, which makes the dollar and US treasuries more attractive.

Therefore the BOJ prints a fuckton of Yen to make up for the increasingly rapid selling of Yen bonds.

>>49607829
All financial institutions will do this at some point desu, especially if the govt coerces them into it. There's nowhere to hide.

>>49607848
I swear if I ever become Pope the first thing I'm doing is excommunicating the protestants again

my favorite thing about /smg/ is the amount of cat reaction images that get posted here. they truly are the best representation of the market

>>49607825
Let's fucking go

>>49607842
Bitfuck is going to zero unironically.

>>49607892

Yea, I just mean if you want to get fucked over and have no human being person to talk to, use Robinhood/Coinbase/etc. I can at least always reach a person to make trades, or for account issues on my broker

>>49607870

Just don't do anything stupid like buying puts off a huge down day because bear market rallies can tear your face off easily. Eagerly waiting for the loss porn when some sucker here opens a short position and gets wiped out by some gigarally (and closes it, only to have it dump in the following days)

>>49607699
Didn't the SEC just open an investigation into them?

>>49607926

so what you're saying is that means i'll be infinitely rich if it goes up? awesooome

Stop using your phones, cocksuckers.

>>49607760
Lvl 1 options are trash.
This lvl of volatility is for trading spot primarily unless you want to clench your cheeks and sell strangles in kelly size positions

Maybe a covered call could be decent if you don't think we giga pump back up.

>>49607726
>He's worried about bond market liquidity
Jesus, Matt Levine, give it a rest.

DRV chads WW@??

UCO finished green :D

>>49607848
And you are wondering why America is failing.
At least Wang and Chong won't push analsex and cutting dicks off to my children.

>>49608000
>At least Wang and Chong won't push analsex and cutting dicks off to my children
Yet!

>>49607976
zoomers don't have computers

>>49607955
I saw a chart on twitter of the nasdaq during the eu bond crisis and it was moving 3% daily i believe. Im at work or i would bring it up.

>>49607848
Bullish for GAYSEX

>>49607896
Its too bad schizo kot posting didn't last too much

>>49606651
why in the fuck do I feel so fucking bullish??

like my loins are aching that something big is about to happen

Oil companies with a P/E of 16 dipped like 50 P/E ratio stocks today with the broader market. Highly upsetting.

>>49608000
>Grass is always greener on the other side
In China they had to bring in their new regs to supress LGBT shit and shissy boys as things were getting out of hand..

>>49608000
>At least Wang and Chong won't push analsex and cutting dicks off to my children.
They absolutely will when they see marketing data and see that people who enjoy those things are basically programmable toy soldiers

>>49608071
I think once the real dumping started it phased out. there was a lot more when there was more uncertainty in the market. now we're just bear

>>49608033
Wait, so this commercial was prophetic?

The way the VIX stays contained since all this shit started months ago is quite incredible. Worrisome, even.

>>49606651
Have I played the part well?
Then applaud, as I exit

>ASX was closed yesterday
>We got two days of losses in one day
>boomers on twitter saying it'll close green because everyone is saying it will close red
Strap the fuck in

>>49608047
>moving 3% daily i believe
I would go insane watching the 1 min chart for a week straight

>SPY jumped up to almost $390 after hours

>Fed likely to boost interest rates by three-quarters of a point this week

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/13/fed-reportedly-may-hike-rates-by-three-quarters-of-a-point-this-week.html

Welp, we're fucked, they won't do 100 basis points. At least they're not completely retarded and only doing 50 basis points but still

>>49608142
>ywn cheer up Augustus over Teutoburg Forest
Why even live

>>49608127
That just means the real crash hasn't started yet

>>49607976
I don't have a computer. And I've lost all my computer buying money

>>49608112
They didn't get to have the biggest market cap by not knowing their target demographic

>uters

What we drinking tonight? Bourbon and beer for me. Finna cook up some dinner. It's about to storm hard here

Are you buying bonds?

>>49608200
Varus, Varus, give me back my legions

>>49608296
no they keep jumping

What's this 75bp hike talk?

>>49608195
>.75% hike makes everyone shit themselves
Lol this fucking clown world

>>49608195
just guessing but market will rally because it sees that the fed is going to be more aggressive. right now it's more concerned about runaway inflation than the interest rate

Fridays dump until now was the easiest and most predictable trade ive ever seen. Anyone here who hasnt made bank on this move is an actual retard.

>>49608287
Rum and coke, Im on vacation

should i sell tqq im down 85%

So uh, are we just ignoring that Ukraine is admitting defeat and parcelling out land to the Russians or what?

>>49608398
I haven't had a vacation since 2019

>>49608432
Yes I have more important things to worry about

>>49608375
it's very much concerned about both

>>49608432
source

>>49607343
Will they update those numbers for this year? I hope so.

>>49608432
We've moved on to supporting the next current thing

>>49608432
Who gives a fuck

>>49608432
The damage is done.

There should be a market instrument that tracks the price of a blowjob from a whore

At this point, just hike to 8%, close the markets in the meanwhile, and be done with it. Russia did that just fine, in a way. They hiked up the rate to 20%, and slowly set it back to around 11% and now 9.5%. Though it's true they're less dependent on debt, and it doesn't solve all the problems, and at it's current rate it's still high.

>>49608427
If you never sell, you never lose any money!

Powell woke up and realized he needs to do something I guess. Maybe we’ll get a full 1%.

will it been too late to buy sqqq by wednesday?

>>49608467
https://www.rt.com/news/557057-stoltenberg-ukraine-give-territory/

>>49607732
2d or 3d?

>>49608542
3d

INTC bros how low will we go?
Thinking of averaging out desu.

>>49608432
priced in

>>49608511

I wish. People keep saying they need to do 1% - at least they're doing 0.75% but still holy shit get it together J Powell

>>49608529
>NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said on Sunday that the US-led bloc aims to strengthen Ukraine’s position at the negotiating table, but added that any peace deal would involve compromises, including on territory.
this has literally been the NATO position for months now, there's nothing new about it.

>>49608529
>RT

>>49608575
Anything short if 750 bps won't do shit for inflation lol.

GAYSEX BROS, IT CAN'T BE CONTAINED

I'm up 20 percent for SPXS.
Not sure if I'll cash out or buy more desu.
Usually I wait till payday but I might use my savings.

>down ~70k
Time to slurp I suppose

>>49608526
We're only just getting started. We'll be spiraling down for at least another 2 months.

>>49608287
Cheap rum, probably a lot of it.

>>49608627
Powell needs to get on a podium and shit on Biden or whoever for not drilling and buying oil from leafs, high oils prices is what's causing most inflation.

i'll neber owm a hoube x(((
rentoid foreber!!!

bros I just came back from my 8 hour shift and made $130 for the day but lost $2000 in the market

>>49608627
>750 bps
>75%
Lol I do agree, my chaos wanting friend.

>>49608581
Not overtly. Their overt position was Putler evil Ukraine brave and powerful and will win. Privately though yes lol.

>>49608627
Cash gang rise up at 75%.

>>49608764
>8 hour shift and made $130 for the day
You don't *actually* make that little, do you? :(

>>49608779
750 bps is 7.5% anon

>>49608649
FOMC meetings have a current tendency to cause retards pumps so I'd ride till Wednesday morning and either sell or sell most of the SPXS, just to avoid the bullshit. No need to use savings for something riskier. However if there is a dump instead of a pump it will be ugly.

>>49607976
I'm at work tho

>>49608790
yes, overtly. i can dig out german state news articles out for you from two months ago where scholz explicitly states dozens of times that they'd like to see a peace deal but that it's up to the ukrainians in terms of what they're willing to compromise on.
this has been public NATO policy pretty much from day one of the war, and the part about concessions has been explicit ever since it became clear that the ukrainians would not be able to push back the donbass advance.

>>49608859
>750 bps is 7.5% anon
Math was never my super power, anon...

How much do you guys let rot in a savings account or cash? I usually just keep 3 months rent.
Bit spooked by recession talk. Might keep more but I only get .05% interest in it.

>>49608627
75bps won't do shit for inflation either, since this inflation is driven by commodity shortages, not demand. Gasoline demand is already lower than it was pre-covid. The US is officially a third world economy now and is going to have to do what Argentina or Russia did back in the 90s, and that is price fix the bond yields and hyperinflation to eliminate the debt. It's over, USD (and probably most other first world fiat currencies) are going to 1/4th it's buying power in the next few years.

>>49608896
>public NATO policy
Whatever the US president says in NATO's public policy. Who cares what some German says. Vassal states don't set policy.

>futures bright green
Surely today was the bottom and we should all buy first thing in the morning. Am I right my fellow anons?

>>49608916
I have about 5 months of mortgage in there.

>>49608932
>Who cares what some German says
stoltenberg isn't german you fucking dolt

>>49608818
yeah bro its pretty high here in Mississippi

>>49608939
>we should all buy
Tomorrow, no. Wednesday, maybe

>>49608971
>scholz explicitly states
did you mean stoltenberg? you said scholz

>>49608939
and walla just like that the golden bull run resumes

>>49608972
>Mississippi
Yeah, I guess.
I live in a similar COL area. Could be worse desu

What the fuck was that?

great day, right guys?
took some profit on my sqqq. rest has been in cash
yup.
fuck oil, siga, and whatever other bullshit you retards are in

>>49609008
>explicit NATO policy
that obviously includes statements made by stoltenberg months ago.
i'll repeat: this isn't new and pretty much everyone in NATO has been pretty open about this policy. if your media didn't report it because it didn't fit the narrative, blame them.

>>49608630

>>49608916
right now about 4 years of living expenses as i haven';t bought much since the covid crash. that number will go down if the market declines further.

This make a total of over -20% I've lost in two years now. I might not have much left to even come back from at this rate.

>>49609047
What did you do?

>>49608939
it probably was the bottom.
SPX ~4400 before EOY

>>49609094
Looked at my brokerage account after getting home from work.

>>49608492
8% would cause the US to default on its debt. Not going to happen, and if it does, you should be running for the exits with your St Kitts and Nevis passport, because it means Dems are going full communist.

>>49608916
WTF. Hell switch banks or start another savings account somewhere else. My emergency fund account pays 0.60%. Before covid it was 1.5%

>>49608346
Fed leaked it to their guy at the WSJ. Goldman picked it up and (along with a few other banks) is predicting 75's in June and July.

Damn, I didn’t think I would ever live to see the end of the debt bubble

>>49609108
Apparently 75% interest rate hike on Wednesday. It's the big one, anon.

>>49608492
>>49609118
What if we just repudiate the debt

fellow cash gang bros, at what point do you go balls deep in SPY shares, sell covered calls 6 months out, and uninstall the app?

i'm thinking 305

>>49608486
It's called RICK.

>>49609161
>%
I can only wish

>>49609126
That an online bank? I do a local credit union. The best savings account is .10 percent.
They do a year certificate at 1.5%

>>49608486
>dady ID

will a 75% bps lead to a pump or dump?

just share your portfolios i need someone to copy off of

>>49609260
more dumping. Every option the fed has will only cause more dumping. It's the perfect storm for a crash anon. There is no winning here

>>49609260

>>49609301
>There is no winning here
Unless...

>>49608779
>>49608815
Based retards

>>49606651
so what is going to happen
we go lower for another week and then an absolutely vicious bear market rally that slays all the shorts

>>49609198
Idk I want to start a position at 360 small. 3200 is my all in. From their I'm going margin

>>49609176
>repudiate
That's what communists do. They also like to kill people who might resist them in the future, people who are savvy traders and investors for instance.

>>49609241
Yeah. I use a credit union for ho hum everyday stuff and use an online bank (Capitalone) for major stuff including credit cards.

>>49609301
>>49609316
not looking forward to that but thank you guys

>>49609298
u only get a peek

what’s your target price for stocking up in more amd? Mine is 80

Can Robinhood actually stop you from withdrawing? What do you even do in that situation

>>49609363
Based.

>>49608452
Jesus, what are you doing? Life is short, take a vacation if at all possible you are way past due

so where is the motherfucker who talked me into buying those ORCL puts?

>>49609430
minecraft of course

>>49609430
>What do you even do in that situation
Complain on reddit

>>49609449
I almost did the same, kek get fucked

>>49608186
>No escape for you baggie only our friends are allowed to sell.

>>49609422
i would love to sit on a thousand AMD shares for the next decade but i have a sneaking feeling china will pull some bullshit with taiwan over the next 6 months (not actual invasion, just saber rattling) that will put it in freefall

>>49609449
He actually apologized a couple threads ago. Shit happens. I remember getting fucked on Facebook anon

>>49609449
I’m so fucked and so sorry

>>49609198
302

why is -4% even allowed?

>>49609511
did you at least go in on them yourself?

>>49609531
Yes, I’m fucked, I’m losing like 5k tomorrow

>>49609526
It's only allowed under (((special circumstances))).
I wonder how many shares held by retail went into the hands of the big players today.

I'll be doing a 1-week fast to get through this heat wave. I've noticed that I'm always cold when I fast so with the heat wave it'll cancel out and I'll feel normal. Also,
>Save money on food with all this food inflation and these food shortages
>Cellular autophagy spikes 300% to heal all the damage and cancer I caused to my organs during last week's bender

Is there any way for the markets to go up again in the short term? Or is it just every man for himself and try to survive this crash until the markets finally level back to the mean and we make gains again in like 3-10 years times?

>>49609616
how fat are you?

>>49609616
based, I think about 90 hours is the longest I've ever fasted. Never made it a full week

>>49609639
>Is there any way for the markets to go up again in the short term?
What do you think the start of this month was?

>>49607214
Yes, yes, NO

>>49609639
>try to survive this crash until the markets finally level back to the mean
we are heading back to the mean right now. it was the past number of years that were abnormal

>>49609648
5'8" 167 lbs, so 2 lbs overweight according to BMI.

Good evening. I hate stocks.

>>49609430
No you retard the SEC has fucking rules stop shitting on rabbihood just because it's cool

>>49609447
I want to take a vacation, but I can't think of anywhere to go or anything to do.

>>49609695
bmi doesn't really matter if you have muscle

>>49609695
that's not bad

>>49609695
>5'8
Lol. Lmao.

>BTC still dumping
i-inflation hedge bros??

>>49607591
That happens on tda all the time, it’s very annoying and makes looking at the chart harder, but it’s never real.

I can't decide if I should be opening an account to scoop up some stocks or just open up a TD/Vanguard account to just throw money into one of their managed accounts.

>>49609464
Based bleach enjoyer

>>49609780
Wow, look at it go.

>>49609791
I'm very exited to see the final arc get animated also isane is best

>>49609695
167lb? Those are rookie numbers you need to pump that up.

>>49609747
I know...

I'm hearing that treasuries are going no bid, fed has to pivot or the government implodes now. more inflation it is.

>>49609780
The problem is, you can't buy groceries, gas, or pay rent with BTC, so people are selling it to do those things with USToken.

Let me tell you how this is gonna play out. The market dies first. Always. We bottom before the recession even get rolling really. The layoffs will come all winter. Employment bottoms early 23. Housing market continues to shit bed as things slowly get better employment wise. Fed obviously reverses stance in winter but too late on purpose. Housing market takes forever to shit as always and won't bottom till 24. Then we run up 8-12 years and repeat. Get hip kid

>>49609789
If you're over 18, you should have a TDAmeritrade, Fidelity, Schwab, or IB account anyway. If you really want, you can also open up a Boomer account at Vanguard.

>>49609835
Sir, you may not redeem. Mandatory hodl mode is activated.

>>49609873
I don't see the need to have a boomer account if I have a TD account. Unless I'm just ignorant...

>>49607613
reminder

>>49609836
>I'm hearing that treasuries are going no bid
Sauce? I know we had MBS no-bidding Friday (https://notoriousrob.com/2022/06/finally-no-bid-on-mbs/)) but hadn't heard about treasuries.

Beyond the 25 bps spike today, obviously.

Dear schizos, how far is AAPL and TSLA going to dump by September?

>>49609198
75

>>49609916
>it's for your own safety

>>49609916
If that's a real screen in the app, Celsius deserves to fail.

>>49609934
You can get snarky emails from them reminding you not to be some reckless dumbass. Which might legitimately help your trading.

>>49609260
Minor pump when announced followed by giga dump breaker as people realized that the fed essentially admitted that they failed

>>49609968
Yep it's real

This is the CEO of Celsius just the other day

>>49609934
There is none, boomers just wanna gatekeep finance. If you're investing responsibly RH is fine.

>>49609975
Ah ok, thanks. I'll probably just go with TD Ameritrade and use one of their managed accounts/ETFs and pick my own on rare occassions.

tomorrow they throw in the flag

>>49609951
AAPL will retrace to ~$160
TSLA will retrace to ~$950
time frame October '22 to March '23

>>49607613
if we actually get a 75bps I think the market will react well. maybe not in the long term though

>>49609940
It will be a perfect time to get some more inverse SQQQ before it begins it's ignition phase

>>49610028
blackest gurrila nigger tuesday confirmed.

>>49610028
I'm more concerned about what they'll report.

>>49610013
RH doesn't offer pre-managed accounts like TD though right? I like the idea of being able to use their pre-managed services while also choosing some of my own stocks if I want.

>21k about to be accepted

>>49607613
Haven't they made it clear that they would do 50bps, in June & July?
Why would they further erode their reputation? Inflation is an energy issue, not a rates issue

>>49610082
uh lol

>>49607201
>>49607216
These arnt algorithms. These are trades done by hedge funds to balance portfolios at the EOD

>Cameron had required hospitalization because he’d been planning his suicide so carefully that he composed his own obituary, with instructions for his funeral. A pharmacopeia of pills and even electroconvulsive therapy had scarcely put a dent into his intent to kill himself. The psychiatric unit, it should be noted, hadn’t actually offered him the safest environment; one night he’d woken up with his roommate’s penis in his mouth.

>>49609944
what does "MBS no-bidding" mean?

>>49610145
mohammad bin salman has stopped redeeming bitcoins

NEW

>>49610170
>>49610170
>>49610170
>>49610170

>>49610106
I have a fidelity account that offers those services. It's p good.

bit spooky 4% dumpings on nasdack and snp. i feel like the range is growing so that wont end well.

why is jerome such a cuck. i though he was an republican. i myself dont understand the whole mechanic of economy, market and society but id just do the best thing from the info i have. if it crashes the market then so be it.

Is now a good time to buy SOXL or can I slurp for lower tomorrow?

>>49610140
nvm the painful low volatility sideways crabbing with a downward drift that will follow in '23
upside reversals will become quicker from here on out, downmoves will be painfully slow and gradual

>>49609057
>blame them
Oh I do

>>49610129
that was the original guidance before the last CPI/PCE report. might hurt their reputation more not to take that into account.

fuck i posted too late oh well

>>49609816
I've been rewatching it for the first time in a while but I've only seen to where they lock up aizen. Yoruichi is the best tho.

>>49609737
Ah ok, well I love going out west and hiking, Tetons, Yellowstone, Glacier, Olympic is a great route to go through for national parks. If you are thinking sunny beach and dont know where to go a cruise can be very nice. If youre thinking of country (assuming you are American) Peru and Thailand were a lot of fun. Get out there anon, out of your comfort zone, time isnt going to pass any slower.

>>49610193
Does Fidelity let you have an IRA and an investing account at the same time?

>>49608432
Based. Fuck globohomo.

>>49610362
I enjoy hiking, but it seems like all of those things would be better with other people? I don't have anyone else to do anything with

>>49610435
Yes. You can open whatever you want. I have an IRA, Roth, Individual, and Checking all on the same page. Very nice.

>>49610763
I prefer to do almost everything alone. That’s why I was blessed with a wife and kids. The more you want something, the further away it gets. Law of magnetism my friend.

>>49608432
Cool so they can send those billions back?