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49607350 No.49607350 [Reply] [Original]

wtf is celsius thinking? the moment withdrawals are re-enabled im moving my funds to other platforms that never do this to their customers and pay better interest anyways. everyone else will do the same they just fucked themselves over what a fucking retarded financial decision

>> No.49607382
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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO REFUNDS GOY

>> No.49607556

>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.49607559

>>49607350
You hafta admit, that Jessica gal is fucking hot

>> No.49607597
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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
he doesn't know

>> No.49607697

>>49607350
Good reason for them not to re-enable them

>> No.49607724

>>49607350
Withdrawals have already been enabled. The $320 million withdrawal to FTX went through no problem.

>> No.49607745
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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

>> No.49607759

>>49607350
>let us use our money

>> No.49607769

>>49607350
Why is this so funny? Why do I take so much pleasure in watching these fucking retarded faggots suffer? I'm not a bad person.

>> No.49607812

>>49607350
Well then why would they give it back at all?
This is just logical based on what this guy is saying.

>> No.49607823

>>49607769
>I'm not a bad person
well maybe you are

>> No.49607862
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>>49607350
>as soon as you reopen withdrawals, we will transfer to other companies
these people have the same rights to vote or reproduce as you

>> No.49607872

>>49607350
>first 100 get to cash out, the others get repaid pennies on the dollar after the bankruptcy filing
they know what they are doing.

>> No.49608035
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>>49607769
But they are

>> No.49608336

Sir please my village very angry on me.. I am village finance advisor my clients must use this money for make purchase of seed for field. I am must make excuses. Sir I need the tokens now I must sell. HELLO SIR PLEASE

>> No.49608424

Muh yield farming bro, literally free money.

You retards that fell for these ponzis should lose ALL your money, 100% of it.

>> No.49608534

Just cashed out my USDC to the bank, I don't know what everyone is flipping out about but I'm not waiting to find out.

>> No.49608572

>>49607769
>Why is this so funny? Why do I take so much pleasure in watching these fucking retarded faggots suffer? I'm not a bad person.

>I'm not a bad person
>he posted, on an image board dedicated to anime pictures and pedophilia (but I repeat myself)

>> No.49608583

>>49607350
lol. lmao

>> No.49608591

>>49607350
> will transfer from one CeFi to another
Retail deserves to lose it all

>> No.49608669

>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
ho-lee fuck...

>> No.49608671
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>>49607350
Sounds like a desperate woman that just found out her significant other found a 19 year old that knows how to suck dick and is into that circus sex.
"You'll never find someone like me"
"Suck your own dick"
Kek. You got scammed by jews, bro. You're not the first, but, if you do things right, you can make sure you're the last.

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49608734

I have a significant amount of assets in Celsius. Pure anxiety.

>> No.49608735

>>49607769
Because people who get into crypto only to use centralized services are obviously just in it to get rich and not because of the principles.

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.49608899

>>49607769
If you "invested" in crypto then you're a fucking idiot and deserve to get scammed. It's the only way you'll learn.

>> No.49608908
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Sirs this not funny my whole village is locked in. Please elon musk sir let me redeem! I must redeem my coins we are go starving!

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>>49607350

Look at what Celsius has to say about it:

https://twitter.com/celsiusnetwork/status/1194933803212562437

>> No.49608995

>>49608899
i moved 90% to cash and i only own ~3k usdt which im using to short on kucoin. im up to almost 10k in profits but im getting really paranoid about usdt collapsing. how the fuck do you short safely in a market conditions like this?

>> No.49609027

>>49607350
>let us use our money
I don't know what money you are talking about, goy.

>> No.49609058
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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

>> No.49609206

>>49608671
Video now

>> No.49609278

>>49607350
baby's first mt gox

>> No.49609413

>>49607769
Because watching bad things happen to bad people is satisfying. The universe fucks over so many decent and honest people that it's refreshing when the shitheads get their turn.

Anyone that had their money in this deserved it because you had to be drinking kool-aid to have not see the massive red flags.

>> No.49609453

>>49607350
So your saying we shouldn't re-enable withdrawals? Thank you for the suggestion it will be passed up to the team!

>> No.49609479

oh no no no this nigga thinks they aren't in the bahamas with his money already

>> No.49609488

>>49609453
can you just send out my money? i will give up this month's of interest just give me back the rest and we're good?

>> No.49609594

>>49609488
I'm afraid you account has been closed sir due to privacy concerns we can not provide additional informations. Have a great day sir!

>> No.49609633

>>49607350
>still doesn't realize the rug was pulled and there will never re-enable transactions

>> No.49609642

>>49609594
Spend it well! Don't forget to wear a condom when fucking hookers in non-extradition countries!
(I'm j/k, the SEC won't bother, they find this shit hilarious too!)

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>>49608899
I'm up 3000% on my 2017 portfolio, stay mad as you wobble back to /v/eddit

>> No.49609763

>>49607350
...and that's the reason why they will never reopen it

>> No.49609824

>>49607350
>moving from one cex to another
ngmi

>> No.49609849

>>49607350
I have literally never heard of Celsius until this Terra shit.

>> No.49609871

>>49608995
move profits into pegged gold tokens on the gold dips. it's not perfect but it's safest

>> No.49609937

>>49608424
this. If it sounds to good to be true it probably is. I saw this coming a mile away and tried to warn them.

>> No.49610002
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His last name is literally dambass
and not one fucking joke about him being a dumbass

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>>49609206

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>>49608735
>Because people who get into crypto only to use centralized services are obviously just in it to get rich and not because of the principles.
THIS

>> No.49610552

>>49610289
Did he died?

>> No.49610666

>>49607350
Yeah smart guy, thing is... They will NEVER re-enable withdrawals or if they do, they will add some "chunked withdrawal" where you can only withdraw 1% per day and then everyone withdraws and in the end you are left it only 10% or so of what you put in.

Long live centralization. You deserve this you stupid greedy fucks for giving your money to a centralized shitcoin.

>> No.49610697

>>49610289
Why didn't he have the safety rails up

>> No.49610800

>>49610289
He turned into a 3d model?

>> No.49610854

I still can't comprehend why you mongoloid normie cucks did not understand the "decentralized and permissionless" part of crypto and don't withdraw immediatly after you bought your crypto

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>>49610552
>>49610697
Both good questions. No idea.

>> No.49610866

>>49608735
Even DEXs are centralized though.

>> No.49610935

>>49610289
Thats fake

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled
Thanks for playing retard

>> No.49611937

may he find this thread

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

>> No.49612152

>>49607769
>Why is this so funny?
It's like watching idiots step on rakes

>> No.49612402

>damb ass

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>>49607350
>the moment withdrawals are re-enabled

>> No.49613158

>>49610866
Isn't Uniswap mostly fine?