/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49601166
INVEST IN ROPE
INVEST IN ROPE

Hurt me harder.

go down a little more you bitch

I'm simply not selling

>>49601166
SOUR HOUR AAAAAAA

price target: $0
stop loss: none

WE
CLOSE
AT
THE
LOWS

SPY 370 by 3:59.59

buying on the way down has the same risk profile as a short position, your potential losses are infinite because they aren't defined by a discrete entry point

>>49601207

at what point does retail get spooked enough to dump their 401ks

I hate when you bros argue. It makes me so sad.

AH YES THE BLOODY CRAB PATTERN
I WANNA DIE

No signs of recovery in sight any time soon bros...

SIGA SIRS DO NOT REDEEEM

a toast, to all bears!

>59% 1 day

>>49601241
right when shemitah ends

Everything will be fine. Buying cheapies is what turns thousands into a million 10 years later.

It's over.

>>49601238
ya u right

POWER HOUR

>>49601272
we're going back to 2014 levels first

How close are we to capitulation? few weeks? months? years?

You don't listen. Ever.

Niggerss,,,,, I bought puts for 15th, can we kindly doomp the market?

>>49601277
that thing should be thrown in a wood chipper

should have bought and just turned off /smg/. instead i compulsively refreshed, shitposted, and watched teh market every second until i spooked myself into selling.

>>49601272
We aren't even close to cheapies.

reminder there are no halts after 3:25
https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4

It’s starting

BUT I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
I WON'T THROW MY HANDS UP, AND SURRENDER
THERE WILL BE NO WHITE FLAG ABOVE MY DOOR
I'M IN LOVE, AND ALWAYS, WILL BE

Reminder we are going back to 666 on the S&P

>>49601220

based
100% of historic bear markets in global stocks have been worth buying.

>>49601281
there is no limit to how many 10% declines a stock can go through until it is delisted

Wiping out $2 Trillion of crypto garbage is probably the equivalent of an extra 25 or 50bps rate, so thanks hodlers for your service you curbed inflation.

>tfw you finally get to live through the GFC as an adult
I was too young during the 1.0 release, so I'm excited that we got a 2.0 version in the making. Pretty stoked!
>pic related is food I can no longer afford :'D

YWN MAKE IT
>YOU WILL NEVER UNIONIZE AT YOUR NEW MCDONALDS JOB
you WILL do nightshifts for the extra cash to pay rent
>YOU WILL SEETHE AT JUAN AND PAJEET MAKING SIX FIGURES WHILE YOU MAKE THEM BURGERS

>>49601277
I can fix her. I just need some full fat dairy products and a maternity dress.

buy DRIP

>>49601238
>your potential losses are infinite
How can losses be infinite on the way down. The bottom is zero. You can only lose what you buy if your not using margin. How did you come to such a false conclusion

>>49601311
always weird to see a basedjak freaking out when someone has elvish features

Boys... Is that an inverse cup and handle on the spy for the day????? Stinky???

First pox death outside Africa, 104 cases reported today from UK alone

>>49601166
we did it, reddit!

>>49601376

>>49601166
MFW SOXL is going to single digits and there are still bagholders who won't capitulate

>>49601371
I've had Wagyu tenderloin, it's fucking delicious.

>SPY down almost 8% in the last 5 trading days
Wew

>>49601277
What the fuck is that?

THE DOLLAR HAS NO TOP SO SPY HAS NO BOTTOM

can we range ban israel?

>>49601408

>>49601380
Fidget spinner I'm down 200K on the fucking day. I'm losing my fucking mind.

>>49601301
I swear this DALL-E is a fake. I never once xas able to generate anything, muh traffic load bullshit blabla. Even clicking on that run button for 5 minutes, i don't get in any queue

We will end the day on a new low. Nobody is bullish anymore. It really is over.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49601420
Bros. Tell me I'm not seeing an inverse cup and handle on the spy today? Stinky???

>>49601461
>t. low creativity

>>49601166
Is taking out a loan to buy the dip based or retarded?

Im not taking about margin btw, im talking about an actual loan from the bank

Market crashes make me cum.

I hope everything keeps crashing ao I can buy more. At this point I don't even care about profits. Im more addicted to buying stocks

>>49601365
Can't delist SPY

>>49601382
your potential losses are infinite because you're engaging in a strategy where you are willingly putting in as much as you have forever

>>49601464
good

>>49601410
Correction baggie that's what you thought you had but it was actually cloned beef made in a lab.

>>49601420
thats what a cocaine habit looks like

That all you got, Bobo?

>>49601430
>THE DOLLAR HAS NO TOP
Stop, I'm already rock hard

Rough day for anyone not shorting things.

>>49601478
Somewhere in Europe in the 1700s a merchant thought Dutch stocks would go up forever

>>49601494
No it was raised on my dad's ranch.

>>49601477
Gmi

>>49601458

Baggie I am sorry to hear that
didnt you make 150k yesterday with TSLA puts
what happened

holy shit

>>49601475
Don’t do it

SOUUUUR HOUUUUR YEAAA

I'M COOOOOOMING
MUMU YOU SAID I NEVER COOM

>>49601477
This.
I bought 100 more shares of UUUU today and a put against RDBX.
Can't wait to see how badly the market shits itself this week

>CPI numbers last week
>FOMC numbers this week
>Full moon
>opex
>Other shit

HERE WE GOOOOO HERE COMES THE EOD LIQUIDATIONS
HOW MANY FUNDS WILL BLOW UP TODAY

>>49601526
>>49601458

also how the FUCK did you know it was me

COMEON PUMP YOU FAGGOT

THE 10 YEAR IS UP 22 FUCKING BASIS POINTS IT'S OVER FOR VARIABLE MORTGAGECELS

I am tempted to buy more puts for the 15th just because of sour hour

>>49601481
>Forever
Well if I did in fact have enough money to put say $1000 on the SP500 everyday forever. It would in fact be a winning strategy eventually leading to infinite winnings.. in the infinate future

the only good thing in my life is that im so fat they will never draft me for ww3
a-atleast i got that going for me

THE BOTTOM IS IN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49601477
And this is nothing. See >>49601059

green by end of day holy shit

>>49601475
I actually did math on it whether it would be worth it, but the problem is, that you take a massive risk, and the payback scheme is murdering your gains

>that spy pump instantly fading

>>49601586
Who would be dumb enough to have an ARM when rates were sub 3%

>>49601519
If you have a father that was actually present in your life then how did you turn out so fucked up? I refuse to believe this is true.

This is only the beginning.

>>49601600
Wait 2 minutes

Celestial alignment on the 24th

>>49601581
Double bottom maybe?

It's official boyz, down 20%+

We are now in a bear market. Start the clock. Its 250-260 days till recovery. Hope you guys load up big 20nsa

$277 rejected

Why is SPY trading like a shitcoin?

>>49601277
>sandals
Gross.

>>49601577

Mortimer, we're ruined!

LETS GOOOO
LETS HIT -3% into after hours then MEGADUMP EET

>>49601430
>THE DOLLAR HAS NO TOP
>implying it's a bottom
Finally, this is my calling. I shall be the one to proudly top the DXY

>>49601220
Smart. Stocks will moon before the final collapse.

>>49601616
my buddy literally took on a 570k mortgage to buy a 600k condo here in canadaland and took a variable mortgage because he thought the central banks would never raise

>>49601631
I double bottomed your mom last night

>>49601526
I gave it all back trading faggots delights. I got my last 30 grand in 10 google puts for 8/17 with $1680 strike.

>>49601580
I always know it's you.

Is 376$ the bottom?

9.7B into the $ARKK Woodchipper on my estimates

>>49601564
Gas hitting $5 nationwide is also another catalyst I'm looking forward too

Im expecting lot of volatility each rate hike and that makes me rock hard

Imagine being a SOXL tranny in 2022. Lol. Lmao even.

>>49601691
How was it? Any pics?

>these candles 40 minutes before close

hey what the fuck was that?

>>49601692
well
the important thing is not to panic

All I need is another 10% dump and I make all my money back to be 0% YTD!

>>49601631
hopes the ma200 holds else i dunno wat to doo

>>49601720
shorts covering

Lol someone is definitely getting liquidated on wall street today, if not multiple funds.

>>49601696
Lol no. 0 is the bottom.

>>49601707
Based Chamath letting me sell SPCE to redditors at insane prices.

I've lost 25k in 2 years and I only make 19 an hour. I now officially have more debt than savings. I am numb. I have a bad addiction to leverage. I can't stop. I will die going down this road.

>>49601631
not enough volume

>>49601643
Next stop $275.00 then $272.50 then $250.00
>>49601681
Hey at least it came with a dedicated bicycle rack space. So who's really the fool, huh?

>>49601692
TSLA down 7%.
Why the fuck didn't you stay short

>>49601715
My butt hope is pretty sore desu

>>49601712
Hey don't laugh that tranny managed to trick a lot of anons here and shove a rather large Lum figurine surprisingly far up their ass.

>>49601765
I'm all in SQQQ till $250, after that I don't know what I am gonna do

Are there any viable wheel candidates right now?

>>49601710
Oh yeah, how are you playing volatility? Are you just swinging VIX?

>>49601750
I'm so disgusting I'm buying calls to make it dump. I wanna start buying at 3600

>Covid variants suddenly stopped for last while
Almost like it was all a scam

So was there any specific news that triggered the route today, or is this just the herd stampeding?

>>49601766
its at half value from a couple months ago but still at 80 p/e and musk is pissing off his handlers on tweeter
id say its a great play still

No big deal. No big deal.

>>49601712
I-it'll hit 40 again.

>>49601771
I want a tranny to fuck my ass but idk where to find a passable one desu

>>49601785
once the bottom is in ill be looking to sell volatility while loading up long term holdings

That all you got bobo? I don’t hear no bell

My portfolio has taken quite the heem'ing today

What should I buy? tomorrow we'll get a bounce off this right?

AND THEY DONT STOP SELLIN
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>>49601501
No. That was mearly the appetizer.

>>49601823
US dollars?
>>49601785
Pretty based.

its still going.....

>>49601789
Bitcoin, I hear it’s going to mon to over 100k

IF IT CLOSES BELOW 3825 ITS A BEAR MARKET
GIVE THE MARKET ALL YOUR ENERGY

>>49601829
I think if you can time the bottom some very good picks will be bluechip dividend stocks no joke, at least for right after the crash

i might look into some of that meself

WE
CLOSE
AT
THE
LOWS

>>49601836
probably my worst day since 2018. feels bad.

>>49601731
Bond holders are the ones getting margin calked today.

>>49601814
Days without news tend to be rather volatile

No more halts.

>>49601371
Last time I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and trying to kiss girls. This time I have a mortgage and am careful about my supermarket spending.

>>49601808
retard desperately wants a (You)

fuck i keep selling too soon. hope for a little bump tomorrow then im holding shorts for more than a day. ill set a target like that other guy and wait till qqq is 250.

>>49601808
Hogan knows best.

>>49601808
stop talking about it. Nobody will ever care about that shit again.

>>49601823
Yeah after a reverse split. Lawl

>>49601808
Remember alpha? omega? omicron? Remember how they said they had boosters of each of them? Remember how they are still coming out with covid booster commercials on youtube to this day?

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

Look at the hecking 10yr yielderino wtf is this even normal or what?

>>49601828
Just pay a chick with a strap on to do it. At least you won't risk catching HIV.

>>49601306
I would actually say we are still at complacency with how normalfags don't give a shit

>DXY 105
They grow up so fast. So proud of him.

SIGA more like SUGMA
lmao

>>49601958
he's going to grow up to be $150 tall one day, just you watch

HOLY SHIIIT

>>49601900
Well vaxxie? Whens the next variant of the most deadly most contagious and dangerous disease of all time coming?

>>49601862
>>49601845
https://youtu.be/RsXEbqS7cpE

LETS DO THIS DOWN 3% TO CLOSE CMON BABY

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP
THEY'RE LETTING IT CRASH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>he bought ze "dip"

so when will be the lowest point so i can buy any predictions?

-3%

I want a +20% day on SQQQ

It's actually over.
Not like all the other meme times, but for real now.
It's actually over.

>why yes I do hold SOXL how could you te-ACK!

3.347%

>>49601980
is it possible to pill the zoomies?

>>49601992
>THEY'RE LETTING IT CRASH
theyve got nothing left to do but cause hyperinflation or destroy the dollar

and retail just woke up to their 401k's

>>49601749
Stfu faggot n one cares about your reddit updoot post

umm

bros?

Do we need to talk about the possibility of SPY going to the 200MA?

>>49602035
explain like i’m 5 please

>>49601808
>>49601923
>normies tanked the global economy, their savings, and future over a lab made flu
>normies still think it was worth it
Fuck this fake and gay clown world...

>>49601956
But I want the feeling of a man cumming inside me at least once. I am straight though

buying SOXL might have been a mistake

>>49602035
its fucking ogre lmao
they also tried to DOMP MBS and nobody bought

>>49602019
Not selling

>>49602035
*literally* every asset is dumping except this so yeah.

Going all in on Roblox

>>49601238
I don’t pay attention to any of this. I like the business, I buy. Simple as. I feel nothing.

Let's all just take a moment to acknowledge and remember all the glowies and shills who selflessly sold us a "meltup" and behaved as abrasively and obnoxiously as possible when their marketing campaign for bootlickers was challenged.

>>49602027
whats the new incomprehensible language

RETESTING THE 200 MA
OH GOD OH FUCK

>>49602035
US insolvency at 4% lmaaaoooooooooooooooooo

>>49602045

>>49601997
This is how we know pedophilia is publicly accepted. Remember that sign language interpreter having to translate biden talking about fucking a kid with a disgusted face on national television and no body cared?

>>49602054
You gotta admit though, working from home is pretty sweet.

>>49602035
watch the debt market
>BHAM!
>BHAM!
>BHAM!

>>49602051
jerome's soft landing was actually a violent explosion

>>49601984
The black plague ended too. Take your meds.

>>49601707
>z-zoom out
>no one was in ARK's ETFs when they were this low
how is she still in business? The losses are massive

>>49602092
TRUEMAHSHABAUNDERDAPRESSURE

Alright lads now's the time to build back better

>>49602081
when the TYY rises, that means it's dumping too.

-2.89
SO CLOSE BROS

>>49602069
>I am straight though
Uh ok...

>>49601992
No possible rally until VIX futures expire and FOMC wednesday

>>49602051
considering how leverage the economy is with their spy holdings, they are going to have to pay more interest which means the returns need to be even greater. since those returns are pretty much never going to happen, people will need to sell their holdings to pay back their loans.

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE DOLLAR MILKSHAKE

this is "it", isnt it? fuck i hope my money settles in time to capture some of the downfall.

>>49602035
holy

>>49602083
It'll do +7%+ tomorrow.

>>49602081
Rising yields mean bond prices are dumping, anon.

>>49602027
It doesn't matter if you did. The decimation of birth rates means the boomers won't lose political power and zoomers won't be politically relevant for another 50 years. That's basic democracy bud.

>>49602027
Jake Paul be bussin yo no cap senpai fr fr

>>49602115
JPow is universally hated on Wall Street right now

Rate my portfolio

>>49602118
So covid is over? you can stop wearing masks and end all travel restrictions?
Despite me not getting vaxxed?

>>49602133
>and FOMC wednesday
you think this is going to cause a fucking rally?
jesus christ...

I held SOXL for months and im down thousands

SOXL has ruined my life

I bought SOXL calls even thinking we would bounce to get some exit cash

I dug my hole deeper and deeper, Im genuinely on suicide watch and I have nobody to reach out to for help

im such a fucking NEGGer

The melt up took a detour

Did anyone seriously doubt that SPY would close at a low of the day?

>>49602105
If you say so.

>>49602159
who cares, I hope he fucks (((them)))

>>49602160
why the different positions? why not go all in on one singular position? asx200 won't drop as fast as you think and what the fuck you doing in the ftse 100?

>>49602168
How new are you?

OH GOD JUST 0.04% LEFT TIL -3 WE CAN DO IT

>lower?
oh.

I made so fucking much money today. Going to bang 2 tinder sluts at the same time

>>49602160
>Ratemypoo.com

>>49602165
Sure bro.

200 MA BROKEN
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>49602153
oh no young brown monkey creatures won't have a large portion of voting how can we ever recover from this

Why do bears act so big and tough when most bear markets have only lasted like a year max, but bulls can last for half a decade plus.

Hope you bought ORCL puts, or else you’re now priced out
Also my MS puts printing

A YIELD CURVE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>49602223
it ain't much but it's honest work anon

>>49602207
UK lost 0.3% GDP April. A week ago it was at record high

>junk bonds freefalling
lol

>Lower Lows
Anons ITT were ooooOoOoOoOooooing 3 hours ago

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

>>49602262
based fellow Tastytrader

>>49602245
Nobody is a permabear unless they are absolutely retarded, being a bear should be temporary

>>49602262
don't lie, it's not honest and it's barely work

>>49602245
Cause Bobo is a funner meme than Mumu. It's why teddy bulls never caught on as kid's toys.

STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT

A DEATH CROSS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I shorted UVXY too soon bros

drill baby drill

The real fun begins in a few hours when Japan bonds open

>>49602267
either way you're not gonna make it

>-3%
-3%
>-3%
-3%

I hate democrats so goddamn much. This is Biden’s fault and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

>soxl sticking around the same price despite EOD panic selling
H-hope?

>>49601475
>take out a bank loan to buy stocks
>use loan to buy stocks in the bank

Then you call them up and let them know their dilemma, they either make the stock moon, or by losing you money, you both lose money as any bankruptcy would require the stock to be sold and the proceeds to pay off some of the debt - this will be in nobody interest.

Make them work for you.

Why does bonds dumping make everything else dump?

So uh, should I pull out literally everything I have right now?

>>49602295
I spent years working shit jobs (loading trucks, retail, food service) while learning how to trade. I framed the two pair of pants I wore to work to remind myself of where I came from and to remind myself to never, ever go fucking back.

>>49602284
im glad to see more based options traders in smg finally

>>49602301
I agree Bobo is much more enjoyable than stupid mumu’s

>mooning treasury yields with this level of debt

Its over, isn't it?

WTF Why didn't I buy more ORCL puts I could have made back all of my losses from the past 6 months in only like 4 hours fuck fukda dfaklsdf;alksdhfa;lsdkgha

>>49602323
Because every corporation on earth borrows money tied to the UST rates

will it be too late to short in a couple days?

>>49602339
it's too late you retard, you're just gonna miss the bounce and kill yourself when we get 5% every day for a week

A BEAR MARKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!

this gonna keep going in after hours or reverse?
these tricky fucks

PPT WONT LET IT DROP 1K BELIEVE

>>49601586
Holy dog shit. 25 basis points in a day.

3.42%
3 POINT FOUR TWO PERCENT

FUCK

>>49602371
I told you fucker, keep hodling earnings are going to tank this bitch sub 50

>>49602319
>There are people still that will vote for Biden a second time

>>49602323

Higher bond yields higher return requirements for stocks lower stock prices.

>>49602339
Back in November, sure.

>>49602340
You can't see me but I'm clapping for you like you sunk a 40' putt.
Way to go, bro.

>>49602319
It would have happened under any president. Do you really think the wheel stops turning because of what president is in office? Do you honestly think Putin would have dropped his long term goals if Trump got re elected?

>>49602387
>THE ECONOMY IS FINE NOW GET IN THE CAR AND GO DIG SOME HOLES

>>49602401
I made the decision over the weekend, and bought puts right away this morning, but I should have bought more!

If spy goes negative do you give money to sell and receive money to buy?

surely tomorrow will be green again right

>>49602403
yes… i will pay $100 gas and lose all my money than rather have someone who tried to overthrow OUR democracy

no give me your guns so i can put you in jail

I shorted UVXY way too soon bros

VIX 40 tomorrow

>>49602392
It's going to keep going until Fed announcement Wednesday. I predict red tomorrow but not as bad as today with slight red Wednesday morning but mostly crabbing. If it continues dumping after Fed meeting then hold on to your butts.

>>49602310
Ar you 0 hedge?

>>49602171
Anon. It's time to sell. Take the L as a lesson to learn. Take that money and buy some bonds or maybe open a VOO position you can DCA to the bottom and have confidence it will rebound.

Become.

cmon baby, dump into close
scare those robinhood wagies
DO EET

it's over

>>49601681
kek my friend did this as well
but I feel bad for them

I will never pick up option trading. I will never sell. I will continue to just sit idly by on my mutual funds like I always have and never ever apply for a job.

>>49602448
Yeah. Today is a big nothingburger fear mongering nonsense by the dems to distract from their weak case against Trump for Jan 6th

>>49602448
green? this is a red week friend

>>49602448
No reason to.

Tomorrow we have circuit breaker open

>>49602487
Oh come on, options can be fun.

>>49602446
The fed has ran the numbers and a negative SPY just wouldn’t work out logistically, they’ve decided instead to use open market operations to purchase SPY straight off the market

>>49602464
>I shorted UVXY way too soon bros
haha thank you for your service
literally the only time in half a decade where its a losing trade and you did it

>>49602403
Yes because I hate fascists and have the capability to care about people other than myself

>>49602165
covid is over but the jabbie deaths are only just beginning

>>49602457
You forgot the "I'm fine with gas being a 100 because I drive an electric vehicle" line so you can thumb down on the plebs for being a "better" person while you are at it.

>11 months ago they were celebrating 35k on the Dow

>>49602319
hey NIGGER
if trump was still in, there would never have been oil cancellations, there would be no war, and there would be no 40 gorillain dollars printed out of nothing to give to ukranie causing more inflation.

>>49602426
Do you think Trump would have enacted retarded sanctions that accomplish literally nothing? Was it Trump's policy to preemptively shit on Russia in every way possible so they have nothing to lose by refusing to negotiate? Was it Trump's policy to piss off every other country that could have supplied oil? Was it Trump's policy to stop domestic drilling? Was it Trump's policy to force everyone back into a commute? Was it Trump's policy to denigrate the only successful electric car company in the world? Was it Trump's policy to start talking about one of the hundreds of riots that happened in 2020 whenever it's time to address inflation?

>check headlines
>news is too preoccupied with republican punching bags to talk about economy
I feel like this happens alot

QUICK SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>49602366
based boomers crashed it over a glorified cold.

>its actually joe-ver

>>49602446
Yes, but just like oil when it went negative you need to take physical delivery. And God help you if the SEC finds out you mishandled any one of those 500 physical stock certificates.

>>49602520
>Yes because I hate fascists and have the capability to care about people other than myself

>>49602448
Oh sure, people might expect good news on Wednesday.

>>49602457
>i'd rather starve than have the democracy overthrown!
The democracy has already been overthrown. The "presidential debates" participants are pre-selected by private corporations. The candidates you choose from are pre-selected by private corporations. There are no term limits for senators. The same people have been in power simply by having a letter next to their name for decades, as the news tells the majority of americans to ignore that and argue over their pre-selected presidential candidates.

But yeah go ahead and starve because the orange man did the same thing but more explicitly. It's like bitching about russia invading ukraine while supporting the iraq war.
>BUT WE ESTABLISHED DUH-MOCKERACY!
And killed how many civilians and created how many insurgent groups? The country is in ruins lmao.

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>>49602535
the ukraine money is a tiny bubble compared to how much money Jerome printed during 2020 and 2021
you're just red-flavored america getting mad at blue-flavored america. both colors are puppets for the globalist bankers

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>>49602572
>>49602572
>>49602572

>>49602426
What a pathetic cope

What happens at 30k?

>>49602530
pepperidge farms remembers when this book that came out in 2000 was a laughing stock
then people stopped laughing

i'm just gonna keep buying Intel i don't give a fuck

>>49602519
>where it's a losing trade
-7%
Probably -15% tomorrow. it's UVXY, so it's not money I'm losing it's money I'm not making, as long as I don't get margin called on a massive volatility spike.

SPY -4% LMAO

>>49602526
i have a friend like this. i point out he spent over $60k for that car and another $20k for solar panels. Then he says "cheaper car payment than monthly gas bill". Which isn't true given he disregards his down payments. Basically everyone is full of shit and the only reason you should buy an EV is if you're rich and it just doesn't fucking matter. Maybe if you commute a fuckload.

>>49602134
who is "they"?

>>49602319
The reckless QE began under Obama in 2008, was continued under Trump, then ramped up under Trump in 2020 and made considerably worse under Biden because interest rates remained low.

All 3 had part in it. Both parties had part in it. They are all to blame for this, but the main culprit is the Federal Reserve for being reckless and allowing themselves to be pressured by politicians who just wanted a good economy during their presidential term

>>49601814
crypto dying overnight did it.

>>49602530
>We've officially lost all of 2021

>>49602094
Wait really?

>>49602580
the fed doesn't print money
the banks do

>btc
>eth

RAPIDLY APPROACHING -1000

>>49602118
>The black plague ended too.
It still happens to this day in mongolia

>>49601670
I hope so. I wish I hadn't sold my puts on Friday.

>everyone leaving shitbase

>>49602539
The west has been shitting in Russias direction for longer than biden or trump has been in office. It's something that has been brewing for a much longer time. It of course works better for putin when he pretends to play along with trump and then act in a democrats presidency to stir division even more. Just a side bonus really.

>>49602704
>>49602704
MBS went no-bid on friday. The bond market is usually boring, but that news spread during the weekend. By the time the market opened today everyone was super bearish

>>49601618
Bad parenting

>>49602245
We’re all just having fun bro. Life is a big joke.

>>49602781
didn't everyone do that like four years ago?

im so close to capitulating, I just cant fucking take it anymore I seriously might do something I shouldn't in minecraft

>>49601608
what bank would even write that loan?

>>49602473
It's over, Bobby!

>>49602933
Idk either. My guess is lie about the purpose of the loan

>>49602893
idk but wew this little dump we just started taking

>>49602426
>Do you honestly think Putin would have dropped his long term goals if Trump got re elected?
Unironically yes

bought more calls this morning on UCO DBC and UNG
Sold puts on GDX and calls on FXY and IYR
Also closed my puts on TLT
Feels good man
You're green today right anon? You're not some pink wojak like the rest of them are you?

last chance to sell before they rug (you) ah

>>49601234
TOGETHAAAAAAAA

Lemme guess: SIGA died again?

>>49602171
You have done well, anon. Time for you to advance to jnug and loose the remaining 1% of your portfolio. Then you transition to the dark side will be complete.

>>49601238
>your potential losses are infinite
False. Your potential losses are your entry cost

>>49601475
>Im not taking about margin
>Guys it's not margin if I borrow money
This is the reason we deserve a crash.

>>49601317
LOOK AT FUTURES COMPUTER