/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49592316
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Option chads will make it.
Fudelity cucks will rope.
DRS + options chads are gods.

kek crypto baggies

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49592344
Checked

GUYS EL SALVADOR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49592344
checked, a new age

>>49592535
>they’ll fufill your options contracts
>but they’ll rug your shares
What

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49592581
It’s just our resident schizo (not the good kind) chef. Feel free to sneed and move on

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

BTC/stock market crashing didn't do anything
GME is down 8% instead of pumping
No MOASS

I guess I would jizz my pants if btc were to close below 20k. 0 fucks about GME today, I just want to see crypto bleed

>>49592547
Damn, didn't know he had a jetpack.

>>49592661
what is the point of this

>The media says a squeeze is coming
See guys they are just admitting it now
>The media says a squeeze isn't coming
Stupid fucking kikes trying to get us to sell

Please shut the fuck up. I don't give a damn about any article written by a kike.

>>49592661
You have no idea how any of this works.

>People think this is the crash
>People think GME would instantly go up
You are weak. This ride has only just begun. You aren't mentally prepared for what is to come.

>>49592581
>>49592633
Holding GME shares on Fudelity is like holding AMC. You are actively hurting Gamestop and the moass by doing so
Same could be said for short term calls

>>49592655
Checked,
for the hedgies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFMWuAC5HV4

>>49592661
WHAT? the market crashing didnt do anything when we always crash 3x harder than the market? Whoa thats crazy dude how odd.... maybe youre all fucking morons? hahahahahaa omg baggiess

>>49592633
>>49592655
>>49592611
Looks like we are about to have another epic numbers thread…

>>49592546
>>49592550
WGAMI.

>>49592611
>>49592633
>>49592655
Checked.

wen

>>49592749
>>49592775
Explain schizos

I wanted to say "Brothers and sisters!" But then I thought: Do girls hold gme? Or this battle is only for men? You tell me

>>49592660
>btc
>close
retard

>>49592605
No, you dont understand. They crashed bitcoin so they can slurp up web3 cheapies.

>>49592830
>he doesn’t know
NGMI

>>49592833
There are no girls on the internet
>verification not required

>The mansion I've been eyeing that's been on market for over a year just got bought
Who the fuck is buying in this economy

I think btc hit its bottom at 22,800
I’m gonna buy

>>49592775
:-0

>>49592706
>he doesn’t read enemy propaganda to learn what they want us to know
ngmi. This is invaluable information. They’ve spent the last year and a half screaming to whoever would listen that the squeeze is squoze and shorts have left the building, and now, this? This is damage control, they know what’s coming, they know it can’t be stopped, and they want to be able to say they predicted it and not lose the last shred of credibility they still have

>>49592935
People who dont have their assets depreciate by 10% every time btc goes down lmfao

>>49592935
Don’t stress it bud, they definitely bought it on an Adjustable Rate Mortgage so in 8 months you’ll get it even cheaper than when you saw it on the market for

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as

>>49592935
NPC debtslaves with 2 weeks vacation time

Why do we hate on AMC holders?

Because they are dumb and hurt GME because hedgefunds use swaps to suppress GME with AMC.

Why do we hate on Fidelity holders?

Because they are dumb and hurt GME because Fidelity loans out millions of GME shares to hedgefunds which use the loaned shares to suppress GME.

Fidelity fucked up my DRS transfer. Frendelity my ass
>wrong lot

split announcement in AH

GME is gonna have a 2.5 quadrillion dollar market cap. Who cares about shares increasing 13x.

>>49592798
That's hilarious, if it wasn't released before this started I'd swear it was written with our beloved hedgies in mind. Consider it added.

>>49592806
>>49592810
We're here for the digits this thread, frens.

>>49593126
I’ll be honest, I invested in AMC after FOMO from GME. I have been putting a few hundred each month since GME peaked into AMC. This is money I would use on eating out and alcohol. Since I started buying AMC my health has improved (most likely because I’m not eating garbage fast food and drinking anymore) and I still have no clue when this will pop. All I know is I like the discount buys and my diamond hands are here for the long run. I haven’t lost anything and won’t lose anything. I’m rolling dice based off wrinkled brain DD. Overall this has been fun and improved my way of living. Until the pop I’ll continue to buy and hodl.

Good morning my fellow cultists

>>49592830
They sell coins to buy shorts thus coins falling wont have any effect til the next day for the shorted stock.

>>49593146
It was supposed to be 10 minutes before market opened when his poll ended, right? Crypto is crashing, what happened to the negative beta? The only negative betas I see are ITT

>>49593126
you mean swapcorn? because its existance is one of the main reasons nothing has come of this movement

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>49592344
Checkies.

>all this totally organic broker fud directed at Fidelity in particular
I know we shouldn’t relax around the Hibernian menace but fuck me if it isn’t the only shop around not run by kikes

>>49593264
I like how quickly Superstonk toke over that term. Good DD slaves

I thought all that BTC monry was supposed to go to us

>>49592942
Should I buy BTC-CAD or BTC-USD?
BTC-CAD is more expensive but on a better discount
Also how do I buy

>>49593289
>totally organic broker fud
Kek don't be a retard and don't ignore the evidence that Fidelity is loaning out millions of shares regardless of whether they have permission or not. Yes, that's illegal.

If most people weren't so fucking lazy they would bother to understand the situation and figure out AMC is a rugpull while Fidelity is not their friend, working directly with the enemy

Lmao an acquaintance of mine is complaining he’s lost a lot of money on crypto over on Facebook and he needs someone to talk to

>>49593355
You should wait a few more days.

>>49593355
I am going to be nice to you here okay? You are a moron and you dont know what you are doing. You are still at minimum 3 months out from even thinking about buying BTC, probably much longer. Any purchase at this point will just bleed money. Do not buy BTC right now and ESPECIALLY do not buy alts right now. The price is probably going to drop so much you are not even going to want to buy it anymore. If you're smart you'll buy it then

>>49593232
shalom

>>49593446
the world will be a better place once cryptobros rope

>>49593289
Yeah. I’ll say it again these faggots have made my shares in fidelity feel a whole lot comfier than any of my other shares in CS or vanguard.

>>49592833
I just watched a girl jump off the front of a moving boat (instead of off the side)

Women can also NOT predict the angle of water in a tilted jar, if you draw a level jar next to it.

I'm surprised they remember to breathe

>>49593126

>>49593535
No it clearly bottomed out at $22,812
It’s done nothing but go up since then
Now tell me how to buy

>>49593634
Great tits though.

I have my one share on Trade Republic.
I just don’t feel like jumping through all the hoops to get it DRS‘ed.
Please tell me why I should.

>>49593705
And what has it done almost every single day for the last 4 months? Crab or go down.

>>49593778
Don't, I need entertainment.

>>49592660
>This is the intelligence level of btc fudders
Also, did you miss that whole thing about gamestop releasing an NFT marketplace soon? Crypto crashing now is not good for your investment retard.

>>49593868
>thinking gamestop marketplace has anything to do with current value of bitcoin

Literally all I have left. All my crypto has plunged to the depths of hell and gme is my only remaining hope

Why is SPY going back up?

>>49593868
>doesn't understand crypto as a "store of value" versus crypto as a framework for services
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>49593938

>49593868
I can't tell if you're paid for this or actually just the average biztard. I'll make this simple, we're WAGMI and you're YANGMI.

BAGLADS WHY ARE WE DUMPING???????

>49593868
The value associated with a crypto shitcoin has no bearing of the tech surrounding crypto you fucking retard. Please tell them you get sneeded whenever you bring this stupid add fud up. I’m tired of seeing it.

>>49593981
stop it

The government will confiscate your GME as part of "investigation" if it ever becomes worth anything.

>>49594041
they can confiscate deeze nuts

>>49593912
>>49593950
You both well know that the hype around the nft markeplace launch will be much lower if crypto is crashing but keep pretending otherwise retards. You also well know that the majority of people with any interest in nfts right now are people in the crypto space.

>49594041
I’d like to see them try. Also which government? What will they do to non citizen holders?

>>49594041
>le government
cool is Brandon declaring war on all countries with gme holders?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIES

Market crash is canceled. Maybe next time. Kek baggies

>>49592833
I convinced my gf to buy GME. There is at least 1 (one) female holder

Hepcats...

You're down Fucking 10% this morning and getting Fucking SCHOOLED at the rim by multiple dunkers? Only Crypto is getting Dunked on Fucking harder than you Cats!

Do you have any plans or defenses or counters or contingencies to stop us from Dunking out your equity and taking it and making it our equity? Can you stop us somehow from selling the Absolute Everloving SHIT out of your Fucking stock? If you can't, you should cash it in and get yourself a one way ticket back on that Fucking Banana Boat you came here on! Go Fucking learn about real investing and how to actually make money MotherFuckers!

Yeah if you don't mind we'll take it from here, because we always make Mad Scrilla in the Bear markets because we been operating longer than even you MotherFuckers knew you were Cats!

Come get some! We gonna Fucking do you like the Akron shooter got done last week when he though he could just roll up on fools with something that looked like a Ghost Gun, but then he found out and got dealt with.

>>49594033
See
>>49594093
You retarded fuck.

>>49594093
If the speculators fuck off, only people with legitimate commercial interests will remain.
That's not as good as having a frothy launch, but works pretty well for us too.

>49594093
>he still thinks we need hype for this play
You must not know how squeezes work you retard. They really sent the bottom of the barrel shills today.

>>49594041
>taking property under eminent domain without going through the proper process
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>the government will take your stocks because, BECAUSE THEY WILL JUST OK?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>49594093
>crypto crashing as a form of "money" while a better use for it, as a framework to trace ownership, is introduced
>this is bad for an NFT marketplace
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
13K BTC EOD MY NIGGERS IN CHRIST

>>49594156
Dunkie do your homework. SOXL is getting Dunked on even harder. Their seething has reached a point where /smg/ may not be able to contain it.

Still Holding.

I love how we are totally unphased when “kek baggies” gets posted but as soon as someone says “kek crytpo baggies” there is a massive amount of seethe in the thread

kek baggies

>>49594264
It’s truly incredible. They can’t help but be derailed from fudding gme whenever they’re reminded that they’re doing it for free.

>>49594194
>>49594206
You dumb fucks have no idea how markets work. You do understand that the price of crypto is so high precisely because people are speculating on the future value that will come from use cases such as the ones you are describing right? This is basic stuff.

>>49594199
I have more shares than you, keep coping faggot.

>>49594264
your retarded an coping, muh other bags.... shit atleast we have the bag right?

>>49594264
it's because they're getting paid to sway sentiment, and their pay was pegged to Bitcoin values from November of 2020 which they accepted, because line only go up
>mfw they were perhaps paid in Luna, pegged to last year's value
>which they accepted, because line only go up

>49594189

making it with Benisumomo

>>49594262
Still Holding!

>>49594367
>basic stuff
>can't understand >>49593912
Would you perhaps like me to insert clap emojis in between words?

>>49594206
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102

gawd dam just the way some of you type says you never went a day without food, ffs

>>49594264
Because fudding crypto right before the company you've invested in is about to launch an nft marketplace is so next level retarded that I'm out of words. For the record, I hold both GME and BTC. Never understood this week atempts at creating division between GME and crypto. The whole turn around plan hinges on crypto doing well.

>>49592833
I told me ex about it, but I wonder if she still holds. it was my form of good karma because I initiated the break-up to live the nomadic GME schizo life

>>49594367
>Catalog
At the end of the day, GME or Crypto or Fucking PMs, they are all different sides of the same die. They all irrationally exuberant about they Shit and we gonna Fucking PUNISH they portfolios for it! We gonna do them up like Reva did up that Grand Inquisicator! How can they not even see it coming Kek?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49594367
>people are speculating on the future value that will come from use cases such as the ones you are describing
You are wildly, WILDLY overstimating the business acumen of the average bear.
Most are in because their pusher is in, or because line only go up.

>>49594447
Read the full post retard, I adressed his concerns.

>49594367
You still don’t understand that GameStop doesn’t HAVE to do anything other then not go bankrupt for moass to be a certainty. Crypto crashing has not bearing on the tech that GameStop is planning on using.

>>49594449
>EO affecting citizens of other sovereign nations
Furthermore
>does this for GME
>international faith in US Markets gollabse because of above point.
>>49594539
No you didn't.

>49594449
Oh this shill knows a little history. You must be a small hat. I look forward to Minecraft if Biden decides to do this also this still does nothing to non citizens holding.

>>49594564
>i-its okay i'm not american haha...
Sure dude
Enjoy your confiscation
>>international faith in US Markets gollabse
We are already at that point, money is hemorrhaging into China

>>49594660
Here is a life tip, if the finality of your argument boils down to "well I would just shoot them!" then you actually lost the argument because you wouldn't shoot anybody

>>49593399
chekt

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You Young Generation Why Fucks! We done told all you all MotherFuckers that we was coming for you! Get this through your head you stupid MotherFuckers, you don't exist out here in the real investment realm! You ain't got the Fucking Qualifications!

>>49594549
>Moass is a certainty
Then why hasn't it already happened? It's been what, 17 months since the sneeze now. If it were as certain as you proclaim then surely it would already have happened.

>>49594564
Based illiterate retard.

>>49594693
You don't even exist.

>49594485
No one is fudding crypto you sensitive crypto baggie. We’re just pointing out the reality of what is and will happen to crypto pre and during moass. You should’ve listened to us when we said that crypto would be the first thing to dump leading into moass and sold at 50k or something. Now please kys faggot.

>>49594703
>something hasn't happened = it can't happen
lmao true bottom barrel shills today

>>49594693
Boomer cope boomer seethe all you’ll get from me is sneed

>>49593705
If I was gonna buy BTC (I'm not) I would wait until MSM is screeching at me "BTC back to zero (0) FAST!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!" If MSM doesn't do it then plebbit and associates will let me know the same info. Same as when I sold at "BTC TO 100K BY YEAR END!!!1" because that's an obvious sell signal. Anon you really have to learn to read the real messages in the propaganda.

>Spy mooning
>BTC mooning
>GME crabs
I'm thinking wangmi

>49594693
Easy to say when the whole market is crashing Mr. Pavement ape. Try again when the market is green and were red, I know you needed your welfare prediction that even a preschooler could have deduced so take a sticker.

>>49594689
>Enjoy your confiscation
>they're retards, they won't understand how basic international laws work
you're done here. I hope you got paid in grybdoe.
>>49594703
>he gets paid to argue with illiterates
>still loses
Your crown.

it doesn't seem that gamestop actually has anything to do with this shit, reminds me of wells fargo and wells fargo dealer services

>49594689
Nice hand waving my and the other anons point about how this would not actually save them if it does nothing to non citizens holding the stock. Also I didn’t say I would shoot anyone agent. They really sent in some annoying faggots today.

>>49594813
>"crashing"
>-2.5%
Are you black?

>>49594693
we're in the heck realm now, grandpa

>>49594759
> You should’ve listened to us when we said that crypto would be the first thing to dump
Mate I was the one originally proposing this idea. I know perfectly well how the markets work. Of course the most specluative asset is the first to go during a crash.

>>49594763
Were did I say that it can't happen? Also, why are you calling me a shill? I'm the one defending GME and their turn around plan here.

>>49594886
You questioned why it hasn't happened if it's inevitable.

That was our one chance to moass squizsquoozle and we fucked it up. SPY is going back up. Bitcoin is up as well and I'm still a sexless malding baggie that seethes everyday over the fact that I missed the real squeeze a year and a half ago.

>>49594498
>>49592833
I basically begged my ex to buy it. She thought she was too smart for it though, even though I spelled it out for her at least 100 times and she understood the thesis by the end more or less. Whether its in a few months, next year or 5 years, it will happen, and when she hears about it i hope she thinks of me

>49594868
>brown id
Kek

>>49594926
Yes and how did you get that I think that it can't happen from that?

>>49592833
I hope not. I want to be able to afford a gf.

>>49594982
I'm not going to fine tune your fud for you.

>>49594928
>malding
You need Grammarly.

>49594982
Jesus. How futile. The absolute state of shills.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mfw gme is an unknown symbol

mfw the new shill cope is some variation of "if market crash den jiemi crash or "AKSHUALLY jiemi isn't the reason the market is dumping." Kek shillies, your desperation shows how close we really are...

>>49595010
Defending GME is fudding now? This thread has truly gone of the rails.

wish i was dead

>>49595096
lol. lmao.

>>49595078
or they could just be right

>>49594724
woah.

I think the funniest thing about amc holders is how their subreddit never has any valuable dd. It's just a bunch of retarded memes. And the dd they have is copied from ours. A bunch of slack-jawed faggots, if you ask me.

>>49594703
You seem to be implying that im immortal because I havent died yet

I want to buy more GMEs at double digits pls

>>49595068
what shizo nonsense is this?

>49595096
No but complaining about the time honored tradition of kekking the crypto baggies does. Now please just try in the next thread. I promise there are no crypto baggies lurking these threads that you need to keep from selling outside of you and your co-workers.

>>49595051
Thinking that something isn't inevitable =/= Thinking that something can't happen. Learn basic logic retard.

>>49595114
We Can Kill Yourself For You, Wholesale

-49595127
imagine

>>49594485
I use to hold BTC too and I loved seeing its line go way way way up but let's be honest, that rocket from 2020 and onwards was so powerful, there's no way retail was driving it. Some hedgies were pumping the shit out of it for collateral and now they have to liquidate it for Marge. After MOASS I'm definitely gonna reinvest in Bitcoin but there's only one rocket that's gonna let me see retirement this year and it ain't BTC.

wen ooo

>>49595172
me too fren... me too

>>49595078
Today's current shills made me convinced that it's this week and so have renewed my search for a new daily driver.
For me, it' the 2022 M5.

Sorry about all the shills guys, they're here because of me they've seen my fedposting and no amount of "in Minecraft" can hide my deadly intent on destroying them. They are all here because they can't afford for me to make it and make the Holocaust real, my apologies frens

>>49595123
Based shill.

>>49595167
Bad analogy. The situations aren't even remotely comparable.

can someone explain what the hold up is for the stock split? im trying to sift through the cringe mines and don't see shit explaining why they delayed it. sorry i've been away for a while.

>>49593003
>and they want to be able to say they predicted it and not lose the last shred of credibility they still have
$3003 EOD

>49595281
Top works by top men

>>49595231
Pretty patrician taste, fancy but not too much and still drive-able. Hopefully I'll have enough to just buy a rolls and a chauffeur. Maximum comfy

>>49595167
He isn’t he’s implying that something has to happen for you to die. Which is true but also we don’t actually need anything to happen for us to all confirm that you can die.

I thought you had more dump in you. Dump theory is shit. This Stock is out of dump

When is the next leg down, who paused the crash
Are spyggots and crypto baggies ngngmi?

>>49595231
For the track I'm buying a manual 2019 ZR-1 Corvette and for my daily driver I'll probably just drive my current 2012 Cadillac CTS into the dirt

>>49595302
Shareholder meeting was 6/2. SEC needs at least 10 days notice for split. That's when? Today or the 16th (business days). That's the absolute earliest.

>>49595231
>daily: S class
>weekend: GTR
>track: ariel atom LS swapped twin turbo

>>49595340
Dont need anything to prove the moass can happen either, its built into the system

>>49595404
They shoved a tampon in it.

OOOOOOO

>>49595336
I will probably have the dealer debadge it except for the make symbols.
>>49595409
I will buy a track car and just use it as a grocery getter
I will buy a fully-loaded off road vehicle and crawl to the mall
And /o/ will like it.

>>49595199
I'm not complaining about that though. All I'm saying is that fudding the space that the company you've invested in is about to enter is next level retarded. Is everyone in this thread completely new to investing? I, as an GME investor, don't like to see people fud crypto when GME themselves in their earning calls have made it perfectly clear that getting into the crypto space is an important part of their turn around plan. I don't get what's so hard to understand about this.

Should I slurp more at this price? I got $1800

>SXGAY
>Sucks Gay
>Fml...

>>49595409
How common are manual transmission cars in the US? I’ve the impression that you only find them in EU imports.

>>49595336
I’d like a rolls, but I’d probably get the ghost as it’s a 2 seater, and therefore acceptable for me to drive it.

>>49595477
That was exactly my point here>>49594549

https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2022-06-13/charles-schwab-subsidiaries-to-pay-187-million-to-settle-sec-charges
Kek schwabbies

>>49595422
fuck this system is slow. sigh i'll get ready for the next hype date once the 16th turns out to be a nothing burger.

>>49595526
This man has a brain.

Maybe I should get a bullet proof Bentley for once SHTF and I can dab on all the niggers trying to kill me for my gains

>>49595275
Of course they're desperate. The hedgies can smell their death, and the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.

>>49595526
kek crypto baggie

>>49595535
the point of getting a rolls is so you don't have to drive it

>>49595503
debadging a german car so cops and niggers think it's a normal car. Absolutely based

>49595526
I refuse to believe you are this retarded. Instead I will continue to believe you’re being disingenuous. Again please kys.

>>49595535
Most track cars will also come in a manual

When does Mr Bones Wild Ride end?

>>49595675
Tomorrow.

>>49595592
Don’t worry the government will ban guns

>>49595675
When SPY is below 200

>>49592833
My ex bought a couple back in the 150 range.
Don't know if she's still hodling.
If she is, she'll probably sell early, but I'll still reward her for her faith in my autismophrenia.
If she sold before squeeze though, I'm never saying a word to her again except through my lawyer.
>>49593003
>3003
Nice mirrordubs but I really do believe that we are only seeing a pool of funding when it is in fact an ocean of collateral.
I'm still predicting another fake pump from a higher power, with some kind of technicality dump, like Tricia Rothschild shutting off the buy button in 2021.
Now that we're dealing with the DTCC almost directly, I expect the fuckery[7] to increase exponentially, so I anticipate a 3-digit pump, no higher than $999.99 ($10k is the current IRS red flag transaction limit, and they're betting on X holders selling).

>>49595651
Cheers fren, I guess my beliefs were unfounded

>>49595614
Yeah, that’s my fear. They look so comfy, but I actually like driving and will probably continue to do so after we WAGMI

>>49595630
my off-roader will be a G-Class rebadged into a Toyota to serve as my LandCoper, because Toyota will not sell the landcruiser300 in the US.

>>49595704

>>49595684
>>49595704
If that could be soon, that would be great. I have a feeling it's tomorrow, until it's finally today

>>49595592
Lol not going to work. Those vehicles are incredibly heavy and require clear pavement to drive on and they break like a tank on ice so inexperience will likely cause you to crash pretty quick. Theyre only reasonably bullet resistant so there's also that

>>49595218
>but let's be honest, that rocket from 2020 and onwards was so powerful, there's no way retail was driving it.
Relatively, the 2021 bullrun was on the weaker side, but I agree with your premise.

>Some hedgies were pumping the shit out of it for collateral and now they have to liquidate it for Marge
I can guarantee you that there are plenty of financial institutions liquidating btc right now that are not short on gme.

>After MOASS I'm definitely gonna reinvest in Bitcoin but there's only one rocket that's gonna let me see retirement this year and it ain't BTC.
I've never had any disagreement with this kind of thinking. I'm wealthy enough from btc myself where I can afford to have a significant position in both gme and btc at the same time, but I understand that this is not the case for everyone. Hell, if I was in the 5 figure range right now I'd probably be all in on gme.

>>49594703
Imagine making this statement in 2008 when schizo burry had been telling you the housing market was heading off a cliff since 2006. ALSO.

TOMORROW IS MINE

You awoke me
Unleashed the fire in my heart
I will dance and I'll defeat them
Through the light and the dark

Your mistake was to
Underestimate my power
Won't let go of the fight
Til tomorrow's mine
I will ignite
Dancin' through the fire around me
I'll never stop
You'd better hide
Now I'm in the mood for a fight

You won't know what hit you
When I spin around
Leave you in my dust then

Cryp to down down

again It's my desire Going for the win
Tomorrow Is Mine

You better run

Don't wait here I come no
The fuel in my fire won't run dry
It burns bright
And you better hide
I came for a fight, yeah
Until Tomorrow Is Mine


Don't miss me too much

>>49595773
I love your wifes blouse

>>49595739
Buy one to drive and one to get driven in. Driving these days is ass with how congested roads are and how stupid drivers are. Just have someone else handle it during the weekdays.

>>49595784
>hell if I was in the 5 figure range right now I’d probably be all in on Gme
Yes

>>49595599
Still massively in the green even with this recent crash but keep coping.

>fake pump to liquidate overleveraged late shorters
Hey hey hey

>>49595939
I'm not the one crying about being kekked as a crypto baggie

>>49592316
Kek, these eternal baggie threads of our
>comfy and holding
retards proud of their gme shares who shit the bed more than any other asset in a downturn and slowly bleed out in bull markets are becoming some significantly cringy phenomenon.

kek baggies

fractals?

>>49595630
Fuck off shill.

>>49595979
I'm not either. Read the thread faggot.

its going to recover tomorrow

>>49595774
But it comes with smokescreen and can stop 7.62x39mm rounds as well as stop grenades from underneath the car
Does your car have smokescreen?

>>49596098
I've read it. You're retarded.

>>49594156
>Ghost Gun
Shit, I wouldn't want to get in a gun fight with the guy who brings a Ghost Gun. I still can't believe that just anybody can build one of these in there basement. Where are the regulators in all of this?

This is a pretty normal day. Dont know why everyone is getting all worked up.

What's your favorite baggie copium? Mine is
>shills on overtime. MOASS soon

>49596098
I was waiting for you to devolve into calling me the shill. Like I said try the next thread faggot it’s too late in this one. KEK CRYPTO BAGGIE.

>>49596160
but f0rg, if you bite me we both die.
lol said teh forg, lmao

>>49595905
Seems like a decent position. Good luck anon. Hopefully you'll reach 7-8 figs soon.

117 rn baggies, you didn't swing baggies kek. imagine not swinging.

Come on and tank the stock then, hedgies. I'm ready for the next $5k's worth of cheapies, and this time I'm buying directly through Computershare, because fuck you.

>>49595526
Crypto crashing today is proving the thesis right. It doesn't mean it will crash forever. Your hurt feelings are entertaining but ultimately irrelevant
>Top men

>>49596178
smg and bitcoiners coming in here to seethe, mainly

>>49596209
>Wow they're really trying hard right now, we must be close!

$122 EOD

>>49596160
>reads the thread
>completely misunderstands the point I'm making
>calls me retarded
Absolutely based.

>>49596212
>fuds gme
>not a shill though, I promise :(

What does this mean?

>49596436
When did I fud gme? Please point to it.

>>49596247
kek

>>49596450
It means that i am financially bored

>>49596450
It means they dumped it in premarket on 100 volume because they don't have the money anymore.

>>49596342
>Your hurt feelings are entertaining
What? I've sat through the 2014-2016 bear market while being in the red the whole time. This is nothing, I'm not fazed at all.

>>49596462
Say something positive about gme's move into the crypto space and I'll believe that your not a shill.

>>49595142
gene pool's closed

>>49596264
Very high 8s or low 9s. Just enough to buy a ranch in Montana and become homestead lite sort of deal. Like growing my own vegetables have cows for milk chickens for eggs but still have modern amenities

IMX is 70 cents baggies, maybe they shouldn't list stolen nfts kek

>>49596342
What I am fazed about is my gme investment as crypto crashing right before the nft marketplace launch is not the best timing. Hopefully, the team will delay the launch until the situation has cooled down a bit.

Ayo my lil gme doin a lil nothin nothin
2.4 rrp

wagmi

>>49596535
>>49595526
>I, as an GME investor, don't like to see people fud crypto
You should be happy about crypto crashing right now. Instead you're just glowing and shidding and farting

>49596535
I’m done arguing with you faggot. Moass does not need crypto remain an inflated asset for it happen. If you still don’t understand that then I think you are the one who is a shill desperate to change the narrative.

>>49596648

>>49596616
I’d rather just have them release it. If it’s done it’s done and the market will recover regardless- there’s probably at least 200k redditors and hodlrz that will jump onto anything at all that they put out and hype up. If the marketplace isn’t doing well SS will hire planes to fly ads for them and shit lmao

>49596616
The absolute state. You own no shares and you get paid in worthless internet money.

RRP 2,212.620

PARTICIPANTS 97

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

Why are people hypothesizing crashing crypto prices to be bad for GME marketplace?

Cheaper prices means more people with sideline cash will start buying soon.. and anyone that ignored DeFi/NFTs because of how overvalued it was last year, will give it a try this year

I will buy my first NFT if prices trickle even more, and I'm sure there are others waiting like me

>>49596756
>soon

>>49596756
Wen 3 trilly?

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1536396937338970112

PURPLE

DRS YOUR FUCKING SHARES /GME/

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1536396937338970112

>>49596756
Remember when the limit was $1.3T last year? And they said that inflation is transitory...

>>49596794
Anon, Please meme responsibly.

>>49596809
Right bros....we got too fucking cocky

>>49592316
kek baggies

>>49596801
>>49596809
kek, he's making us aware of the (((hand))) that shakes the bottle. It truly is intrasemitic warfare.

>>49596801
>>49596809
Isn't it "to hell"?

>>49596756
It keeps getting bigger holy shit

>>49596787
I will also happily steal bored-apes and cryptopunks jpegs for pennies on the dollar as current influencers cry and are forced to liquidate

What goes around, comes around

>>49596756
Highest ever?

>>49596756
lol. lmao

>>49596684
Shill.

>>49596690
So you're a shill, got it. Not really unexpected.

>>49596716
I think getting the timing of the launch right will be important. If they let the hedgies plant their usual fud stories in the media while at the same time tanking the price the hype surounding the marketplace will quickly die out.

>>49596801
Red and blue make purple. But, yes also DRS

>>49596787
Hedgies are theorized to be using crypto as collateral. If retail buys up the crypto that the hedgies are selling that is ultimately a good thing as it is like DRSing that crypto away from them. The trick is on choosing the right cryptos.

>>49596801
>>49596809
Purple followed by green

>>49596853
So cohen is retarded and antisemetic which confirms he posts pics of his dog on /gme/

>>49596801
>>49596809

>>49596895
this meme advanced so far over time no one posts the original anymore

Speaking of (((Them))) David "Just a Glitch" (((Lauer))) hasn't made a single post since getting questioned on why Urvin Financial was routing market information to Citadel, has he?

>>49596756
>oh yeah, it's all coming together.gif

>>49596876
What if GME launched while everything is cheap? There's not much chance that it would be anything more than coincidence but it could help.

I think the chart is doing this right now

>>49596887
indeed, that's why I hope we have upper hand with marketplace and MOASS happening simultaneously. I will liquidate and buy up coins on GME marketplace exclusively

Besides known projects like ETH, LRC & IMX, I hope they list other blue-chips too. XMR is so inconvenient to buy, Gamestop would change the game listing privacy coins

>>49596801
>>49596809
saying the hell with division = splits off

>>49597017
If they could time the launch to the/a bottom that would be pretty great. Not sure how feasible it would be though, as I'm sure the shorts will have some crypto to dump around the launch.

>>49596975
i prefer David "Packet dropped" Lauer. Actually someone should make a list of these middle names the way /pol/ did for pence and his shock therapy for gays.

>>49596975
Im not seeing anything on my end anon
Have you tried turning him on then back off again?

>>49597017
The best case would be to launch when the whole market trend is turning around. The problem with that is that we don't have any idea how long it will take for the market sentiment to turn around.

>>49597074
I would need to sit down and honk a little if GME ends up becoming a prime crypto marketplace over COIN or HOOD.

>>49597050
I agree. We are about to snap.

>>49596809
>>49596801
Uh oh. He's pointing at them.
>kek aristocracies

>>49596887
>JUST KEEP CATCHING FALLING KNIVES BRO THE SQUEEZE BRO THE SQUEEZE

Fuck off. GME or nothing. Seriously. Enough.

>>49597189
not if, but when

it's going to happen

If I direct register that stock, would you die?

>>49597184
Try 2-5 years. This isn’t a small crash we’re about to experience- but it doesn’t really matter if Gme thesis is correct. NFT marketplace will do well when we have 250k or more millionaires that love the company post squozzle

>>49597184
No, the best case is to fucking give me my fucking money. Start doing what is in the best interest of shareholders and reverse the market trend like we know you can.

WHY DOES IT NEVER GIVE ME GOOD DIPS WHEN I HAVE MONEY?

WHY DOES IT DIP AFTER I BUY?

I WILL TRIGGER THE SYSTEM AND BUY 2 MORE TO FORCE IT'S HAND

READY!

>>49596809
>>49596801
Purple DIVINDING!
COMPUTERSHARE HOLDERS GET THE DIVVYDEND

>>49596801
>purple heart
He is coming out as gay.

>>49597322
> "Alot of Teachers would loose their Pension funds...."

>>49597345
i remember i bought the second time it was around 300 and it dropped to 90 like a week later lol

>>49597050
the current 1D is pants-shittingly spoopy

>>49596756
Is this the piñata for inflation?

>>49597394
I HAVE BOUGHTED 2 GAMESTOCKS

We're about to be divided from SPY

Breakout imminent. Enjoy.

>>49597410
No that’s the dtcc and the fed.

>>49597383
>Alot
>loose
>random words capitalized
>somehow used the correct there/their/they're

>>49596809
GMERICA

>>49597450
>>49597451
What are you seeing?

>>49596801
>>49596809
How many more years to DRS the remaining free float?

i think ryans last few tweets about about politics are to prepare for the oncoming onslaught on anything related to GME. it's a sign to the normies "see??? i have no stake in this political game"

No left
No right
Only up

>>49597451
Divided by 0 lmao

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON ON O NO NO NO NO N ON ON O

>>49597511
Checked. I just bought one through CSGO so hopefully tomorrow

>>49597338
Personally, I don't really care about what happens after the squeeze. Originally, I thought that they wanted to get the squeeze out of the way before the marketplace launch, but with them "delaying" the stock divident I'm not so sure anymore seeing as the end of Q2 is rapidly approaching with no divident announcement in sight. Will be very interesting to see how they let this whole thing play out.

>>49596809
To hell with his gay tweets SPLIT THIS SHIT ALREADY

>>49597471 Kek
I guess thats european tuition for you. When we made it, I will get myself a hot english teacher, how about that?

News is coming out
I tried to warn you

>>49597794
Infinity pool's closed

>>49597794
that can't be real. it would be all over reddit

>>49597851
guess where it is going to be posted now?

>>49597887
ifunny?

>>49597803
>>49597803
>>49597803
Threaded.

>>49593268
WGAMI.

>>49597887
9gag probably

Yeah I'm like 90% sure that's a typo in his twitter post anons. I'm selling. Clearly cohen doesnt put as much effort into his day to day life as I thought. I figured him for an infallible chad but this is just weak
Someone decode it so im wrong

>>49597900
checked bakies

The stock market appears to be in chaos these days. But Chaos; like Littlefinger said; is a ladder... So, I guess I've climbed to quite a large extent right now...