/biz/ - Business & Finance

one peasant's capitulation is another man's accumulation

Explain IBM and DRE up

its healing

>>49588740
Buying oil and gold

HUGE SQQQ GAINS

cashgang report in

My SOXL average is $30

>>49588709
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You are not alone. Please reach out.

JUST LET THE NASDACK DROP TO 4% ALREADY, STOP STRUGGLING AND JUST TAKE IT

*farts*

>>49588709
10yr yield is spiking uncontrollably, Mannarino was correct, it's over.

Le'Donna tricked me into buying QQQ

I'm not going to stop GUSHing.

INTERMISSION
here are some cats

Gold just took out the lows from the scorching CPI

OILsisters.... how could this happen

this dump is making me horny. come here lum

SHORT THE S&P short for your lives Shorting Sisters. Come Wednesday the fed will rug pull!

Diamond hands SIGAniggas! 2 more weeks! The hedgies can't keep this up forever!

>>49588823
UCO isn't even down 4% lol.
I have no clue why NRGU and GUSH are absolutely dumping.

>>49588819
I know it's not much but I think that's the funniest shit. Inflation running hotter than expected and *the* inflation hedge just tanks.

god damn the threads are flying today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this what rape feels like?

Is it really reasonable to crash the market because of a 50bps hike?

Just seems excessive to me

When In doubt, look to the bunny. Bunny solve all problems

>DXY

>>49588709
now this is fear with the risk off mentality

but this is not panic
not yet anyway

>>49588780
>holding SOXL

based retard

>>49588781
Kys
You are alone.
There is no safety net.

It's actually over wtf

>>49588884
I'm pretty sure this is the market trying to price in more than 50 bp hikes

Soooo is it too late to into SQQQ? Did I miss the make it bus?

>down 20% stocks
>down 50% crypto
i don't really feel anything
hopefully i can get cheaper equity from my job as a result

STOP REDEEMING BASTARDSSSSSSSSSS

>>49588884
That’s not the reason

>>49588746
IBM is flat to down. It also has a massive dividend yield right now. Duke is flat to down. It's RE so people are fleeing into RE for no reason (prices are collapsing, buy DRV).

>“The cryptocurrency bitcoin has been a great gauge of investors’ risk threshold for equities,” wrote JC O’Hara, chief market technician at MKM Partners. “Plenty of longs who bought in last year are still trapped, and thus we could easily see a pullback to 19,500. That would be a bearish read through for stocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
>>49588897
*tink*

threads are moving so fast no one will notice I love tranny cock

Should I buy 2023 SPY 450C?

Those who survive a long time in the markets begin to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, anon. - Bobo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

>>49588884
If they hike 50bps this week, they're not taking inflation seriously and it will run out of control.

If they hike 75bps, they guarantee a recession and hard landing. Likely without bringing inflation down.

The only bullish choice this week is if the FOMC hikes 100 or 200bps. Prepare your anus.

>>49588790
They don't want the first breaker to trigger.

>>49588956
based

Everyone relax

>>49588924
go for it
you can be our canary

>>49588958
>doing this in a non-sticky
Newfag

>>49588897
>Dixie
>>>/wsg/4572627

Lol

Lmao

I capitulated, expect the market to make a recovery and end green by EOD

OOOOOOOOOOOO SPY

It has to stop going down at some point right fellow oil barons??

>>49588967
100 or 200bps will cause a turbo crash in the everythingbubble. 50bps is bullish because hyperinflation is bullish for stocks at first, only disadvantageous later.

>>49588928
>up 50% commodities

Your own fault for not exiting stocks and crypto in the new year. Your stocks will recover but enjoy riding your crypto down to zero.

HEY BASTARD DONT REDEEM

It’s happening

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BASED!

Today was the 4th lowest TICK in 30+ years of NYSE data history.
Only 7 days ever saw a TICK below -2000.

>>49588967
unfortunatley the FED has no balls and is always waiting for a miracle to do their job instead. They should hike at least 75 bps, but they will stick to 50 bps because that is what they always do.

Still better than the ECB.

-8% by 1pm EST
CHEKUM

Holy fucking shit hit a circuit breaker already Jesus have mercy

>>49588956
NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG

Chorus 2x

NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG

>>49589078
The fuck is TICK?

>>49589078
So we're going to turbo-pump tomorrow?

I am alone.

>IWM down almost 5%

KO IS GREEN
RECESSION OVER

>>49589119
Delta over a short period of time, I guess. I don't know I'm not from here.

But I am not lonely

What is going on with SIGA BROS. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

OILtrannies...

we win.

>>49589024
>>49588967
Consensus seems to be 150

Reminder that Cramer said last week that "there's a fortune to be made in crypto" and that he's "buying more stock" - look at crypto and stocks now, lol

SnP Dow and Nasdaq rallying right now but russel 2000 still slow doomping. bearish signal for the large cap indexes? Fake lil scalper leg up here.

>>49589173
AHHHHHH MY CVX CALLS THEY ARE WORTHLESS NOW.

>>49589148
The divvy Boomers win?!

itd be funny if big money repositioned into shorts this friday

>>49589185
yeah, that's the 50 bps hike

>>49589071

>only up 35%

>>49589185

That's the upper bound consensus - it means it could be 1.5% but we know it wont happen

>>49589002

>>49589164
monkeypoz was just a distraction for what's happening now
they tried the google AI going sentient overthe weekend but that didn't work either

This amount of selling shouldn’t be allowed

>>49588815
I don't like that black cat with the bright white whiskers
Makes him look like a weird alien or something

I think we're getting bullied.

>>49588967
75 is possible, but I'd like to think 50 with increased expectations for a 75 next meeting if it stays persistent. 66% probability of a 50bp right now. I think the guidance will be the bigger catalyst (like usual).

>>49589199
is the rally in the room with us

Hello sirs DOOOMP IT

okay

take a deep breath

I can feel the lunchtime reversal starting

>>49589119

>>49589185
>>49589221
Lol could you imagine though? Pricing that in means an extra 100bps on the treasury curve.

Between now and Wednesday.

What can Jerome Powell say this Wednesday that would rally the market?

>SOXL $15.97

>>49589173

I voted against LGBTQ shit at the XOM shareholder meeting.

Based.

Ticker, CB, Price, % Diff
CURE, $113.76, $90.30, -20.63%
SOXL, $39.24, $16.12, -58.93%
TECL, $54.35, $28.42, -47.71%
TMF, $20.76, $11.38, -45.18%
UPRO, $62.03, $35.02, -43.55%

CURE was a good choice, relatively speaking.

LOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>49589310

imagine single digit SOXL lmao

>>49589284
IT WORKED

>heading even lower

DOOMP IT

>>49589032
>Your own fault for not exiting stocks and crypto in the new year.
meh my stonks only went down from 60k to 40k over the year i don't have a lot in it
i'm not really playing with that much money.

>enjoy riding your crypto down to zero.
yeah i said that in 2014 2018 and 2020 at this point fuck it
i'd rather gamble 20k into crypto and ride it down than take a 10k loss

>>49589312
oh shit soxl finally in my buying range again, may hold out till tomorrow though

>INTRA DAY RUG PULL WHAT THE FUCK

>>49589308
>mommy milkers for everyone
Instant rally. I shit you not.

Holy fuck I sold half my shit a month ago and closed the charts, came back to the rest of my shit down 38%

>>49589111
Circuits would be another 4% drop anon. You don't want that.

>>49588884

The Shiller PE is 29.9, giving you a cyclically adjusted earnigns yield of 3.3%
The ten year yield is at 3.2%. Stocks need to yield a significant premium to bonds because of their riskiness. This is the problem in a nutshell. US Large Caps are way too expensive.

SIGASISTAS, WE'VE BEEN PLAYED
AAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw when down 8%
Jesus fuck my life savings

Is this even a crash or is it just a doomp

>>49589343
>imagine single digit SOXL lmao

>SPY -8.5% in 3 trading days
This isn't good

>>49589308
um moshi moshi? higher red please. tadakimas.

>>49589258
They're weird and they talk to each other when they think I'm not around

SUPPLY GO DOWN, OIL LINE GO DOWN.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY -

>>49589208
why wouldnt they? it probably already happened last friday and we're seeing the fallout rught now from it

NEGGers are we really going below $4 per share what the actual fuck

circuit breaker?

>>49589308
"We're printing again, fuck the common people, lol!"

have some jiggling boobs to ease the pain

>>49589089
ONE nothing wrong with DAX
TWO nothing wrong with DOW
THREE nothing wrong with NAS

ONE something's got to drop
TWO something's got to drop
THREE something's got to drop now

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

Stock against stock, shekel and gold
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in and now you're here
Driven by greed consumed by fear

>>49589192
Cramer was bragging about how good it felt to be buying for his charitable trust again and telling his club members to do the same

>>49589283
I'm a scalper I just meant the little leg up. The divergence of Russel 2000 from the other indexes did signal the other indexes pump was fake though so I was right.

First time trying out puts. When should I sell these fuckers?

>>49589448
Possible. https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-based-equity-index-futures-price-limits-faq.html?redirect=/trading/equity-index/faq-us-based-equity-index-price-limits.html#us

>>49589485
>LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
one(1) job, anon

>>49589388
my portfolio is just a money sink lol
if money goes in i just treat it as gone because anything i touch turns to dust financially lmfao

>>49589418
>Jesus fuck my life savings
i have like 85k in savings, my 75k in investments turned into 40k lmao
i've pretty much made every mistake possible financially lmaooooo but i guess holding cash through the bull run is paying off finally

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BOTTOM, THIS IS NOT NORMAL

>>49589516
immediately

>>49589426
a crash over 2 weeks, a dump over the day

>market crashing, debt crashing, crypto crashing
lol, lmao!

HALTS WHEN?

How do crypto-tards feel now that their 'store of value', inflation hedging stablecoin is dumping with the rest of the market, except 3 times harder?

I'm so poor it hurts

>>49589551

Of course it is, it's a bear market capitulation. We've got another 5-10% to go down before its a real bottom

>>49589564
America is now a third world country and should be valued as such

there really is no bottom

buy NEGG

It just keeps falling!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>49589531

so this is what happens when stock is falling.
interesting

Lamo. Jerome Powell is literally going to be so fucking anxious when he has to speak this Wednesday after witnessing this.

EVEN BRKY IS RED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>49589619
just pick it up then.

>>49589641
Transitory...record breaking labor market.....s-soft landing

S&P is halfway to the first circuit breaker
Is this is anons?
Black Monday? Monday the 13th?
June-tastrophy?

>>49589637
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>inflation ATH
>DXY ATH

Gas still $7/gal

Explain this shit

I WANT A REFUND IMMEDIATELY THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR MY RETIREMENT IS GETTING WIPED OUT

>VIX approaching 35
>S&P down 3.5%

Nice, we may hit 40 yet, circuit breakers here we come just another three and a half percent to go

>>49589693
US refinery capacity has halved from pre-pandemic levels IIRC.

What’s the chances that we never recover from this?

>NFLX 171

well I guess I was wrong when I said it was your last chance to buy below 200 a few days ago

>>49589595
>only 5-10% more

>>49589699
no more retirement, you are meant to greet zoomers at your local walmart

Any utilities stocks to hide behind while the world ends?

>COIN is now worth $50
>mfw this used to be worth $300

>>49589699
>became SWE in 2020
>3 years too late for early retirement
if i just got a job 3 years earlier i would have been a millionaire but instead now i'm 26 and have less than 200k NW

>>49589699
Corpses don't need retirement money. You know what to do

>>49589693
totally normal free market dynamics

BITCOIN OFFICIALLY IN 22K AND DROPPING TOWARDS 21K AT LIGHTNING SPEED

>>49589641
>w-we hope to make a landing, of some sort, you know, d-depending on the data

>>49589693
Inflation being good for stocks is a meme. In periods of large inflation stocks have not performed well. You didn't listen.

>>49589773
Ahhhhhhh

>>49589516
Take your profits and buy new puts. Make sure to keep some profit as cash tho

anime posters have been exposed. they dont know shit.

>>49589693
Inflation is driven by the oil prices, idiot

>>49589751
i bought it at $300

>>49589681
Right here? You're serious?

>>49589732
What do you expect the inflation rate to be in a year? That's your answer.

>Everybody wanted cheapies
>Buy the dip
Now some of you are understanding why people aren’t buying when everything is collapsing. Do you feel like DCA right now lmao

>>49589734
>he still doesn’t know how this will end

>>49589690
>>49589663
>>49589630
>>49589551
>>49589485
>>49589438
>>49589388
>>49589361
>>49589342
>>49589310
>>49589205
>>49589202
>>49589114
>>49589092
>>49589089
>>49589078
>>49589068
>>49589049
>>49588964
>>49588876
>>49588835

>windows open, listening to pouring rain outside
>eating sausage biscuit
who /comfy/ here

>PPT programs activated

okay guys I have completely closed my DRIP position

oil can go up again now idc

>>49588823
I got stopped out in pre-market. I am sitting this one out. I'm not even ready to short the market because a violent reversal short lived bear rally could ensure and get me rekt. I'm just going to wait right now.

>>49589785
The stock market is going down because of the Fed's anti-inflationary actions, not because of the inflation

>mfw my "boring boomer stocks" like Coca Cola are going much better than the "muh growth" faggots that /smg/ is always pushing

>>49589732
>What’s the chances that we never recover from this?
I think there's about a 1% chance that this could be irrecoverable, at least in the sense of "Our lives are basically the same as they were before 2020"

When do I buy SPY calls?

>>49589832
Buy the further dip

Russell 2000 almost down 5% already

>>49589693
>Allow a few independent Oil companies regulate what price oil sells at
>They want more money and charge you more instead
Muh free market

NQ at 200week EMA. Usually this marks the bottom of a correction, if we go deeper things could get messy real quick

>>49589890
next year

>>49589012
Amogus

>>49589892
>Buy the further dip
Stop pushing this meme.

>>49589861
*could ensue

>>49589938
not a meme

>>49589880
u dumb

>>49589818
No it isn't. We had oil at 147 in 2008 and there wasn't inflation. It's part of it but inflation comes from multiple places.

SOXL buy target?
I want to accumulate cheap shares before they reverse split
I'm thinking around 12?

fuck it lets just hit circuit breakers already I don't even care anymore. maybe it will speed this shit up a bit at least

>>49589915
all TA is throw out the fucking window right now m8

So the dollar milkshake theory was correct then

>>49589832

I am DCA right now, the fact the oil is dumping is obvious this is just a panic sell, id close your puts this week bobo

>>49589882
>only recovered from pre-pandemic last week
>meanwhile """muh growth""" recovered almost instantly and doubled from pre-pandemic levels before going down

>>49589938

If you have cash, it's a great time to buy. No one with lots of money buys in all at once either

My shorts aren't covering my longs... :(

-5.85%

>>49589913
>few independent Oil companies regulate what price oil sells at
47% of oil is opec. Us domestic companies aren't anywhere near setting the price vs national state oil companies like opec and opec+.

>>49589732
How does 95% sound? Every major city will look like Detroit. Money was the only thing holding this economic zone together. >>49589890
September

insider bobo said that selling would cascade further in the day so ill hold till then. but other than that im gonna play video games all day before i start working a new job tomorrow.

>>49589977
Not buying until it hits $4 desu senpai.

>>49588778
cashed up and receiving a comfy FDIC insured 0.9% on my savings account.

>>49589989
>DXY 105
I'd give that a "yes".

>IBM green
my lions...

i dont wanna play anymore you guys

>>49589396
he might not but i sure af do

>>49589881
wait 5 years and we'll see history repeat itself
however by that time most of you zoomers will be 25, and i'll be 31. at that age what the fuck is the point of caring about money

Dollar Chads....

I kneel!!!!

>>49590005
>a whole week of bobo gains
IM COOOOMING

When’s the last time SPY closed more than -3% down?

>>49589985
What he said is actually valid; basically, he said according to TA, we would bounce there, so therefore, if we DON'T bounce there, that is proof that TA is out the window, meaning major macroeconomic factors are in control rather than statistical tendencies.
t. master's degree in being a fucking retard
but I am serious though

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49590070
For anyone wondering AMEX has an FDIC insured 0.75% HYSA with no minimums and 9 withdrawals a month

>>49589910
balancing coming soon too, i suspect it's the final flush for small caps and they'll recover soon

>>49589855
SPX gonna close even

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES
KEK SMG BAGGIES

GLORY TO GME

>>49590113

GUYS IM HIGH AS FUCK AND ITS ONLY 8 AM

>>49590128
Like 4 weeks ago dude, lol. That doesn't make it any less significant if it happens today though.

>>49590104
>however by that time most of you zoomers will be 25, and i'll be 31. at that age what the fuck is the point of caring about money

you will want money at 30 to spend on drugs to your forget you wasted your youth

>>49590113
dollar ain't feeling too good either everything is getting fucked so holding cash just means i'm losing value slower

we're gonna be fine honestly
what this means is that we're just not going to be part of the generation that retired at 30. we're going to be the losers who have to work at 40

>>49589890
around september maybe

>>49590092
Then just switch everything to UUP or PDBC and call it a year.

>>49590104
>31. at that age what the fuck is the point of caring about money
You will want more money as you age. Need it to Take care of medical issues and take care of yourself. Money is freedom to say no and opportunity to say yes to whatever you want. Don't be that 40 year old with a fat wife and bratty kids and no money.

Burry predicted this

>>49590151
mein neger

>>49589890
buy some lottos when vix hits 36 with an amount of money you're willing to watch go to 0

you're welcome

>>49590157
GME is down 10% today my guy

nasdaq froze someone check the wires.

>vix up 11%

RATE MY BREKKY BOYS

>>49588967
why didn't JPOW deliberately flunk is Bidet interview so Brainard would take this obvious massive bullet; his only hope now is 125X leveraged longing $ROPE

>>49590133
he say
>Usually this marks the bottom of a correction
just like the way my dick feels in the morning usually marks the bottom of you whore mother

>>49590192
>kids
Anon…I

If you ever feel bad about yourself, at least know you didn't listen to Cathie Wood

I’m done with this bullshit.
See you guys at the next bull run. Not playing this game anymore.

>>49590215
I don't expect smg to understand. 100% Utilization for 87 days.
>>49590257
9/10 not enough food.

>>49590170
bro it's 11am

there was actually a court case in 1834 that allows the president to prevent all instances of economic inflation but Biden won’t do a single fucking thing to stop it. if you dont believe me, look up “joe biden inflation rule 34”

>>49590192
Your health is perfect until it isn’t. Always save for the future. Potentially open an HSA and sector weight with healthcare etfs to offset rising healthcare costs.

>>49590287
Well behaved kids is what you want. Not bratty loser dysgenic failures.

>>49590257
0/10

Heading even lower, almost to -5% on the Nasdaq

I think its over

I'm losing everything holy shit please make this stop

>>49590320
the next bull run will be you swinging from a tree while raiders take everything from you and kill and rape all of your relatives

>>49589396
Yes we do.

>>49590257
>no meat
>morning beer
awful. youre a worthless drunk too.

>>49590320
KEK BAGGIES

Learn how to buy puts

>>49590333
What a fucking waste

>>49590267
d...dad?

>>49590341
It will be a miracle if I can ever convince I women to let me ejactulate in her again, even more so now I’m poor because of the economic collapse

kamala should take over. she sounds like she could be a great president.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>49590331
daylight savings time hitting harder than usual

How are you holding up /smg/?

>>49590380
but its a stout meat pie anon
its full of meat
:(

>>49590257
>No lean hogs
>No OJ
>No sugar
>No corn
>Barely any wheat
YOU AREN'T HELPING

Linear history fags BTFO, time to restart the cycle.

>>49590389
Your chances will go up in economic collapse. Women will be ejected from the workforce and face economic insecurity. They'll latch onto other men for safety.

>>49589832

yes, why would i not buy?

I thought I was safe in oil…..

AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL

i can save the market by fomoing into SQQQ. I'll be financially ruined, but you guys will be saved
my glowie always makes me lose

NASDAQ HEADING TO -5%
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

>>49590435
oh, excuse me. that changed it from a 0/10 to 10/10. and the beer gets a pass. now im hungry

>>49590327
You GME baggies are so deluded. Did you miss the rule change from the SEC that made it so hedges and institutions no longer have to cover their shorts (ever)?
They can loan the short position for capital to open new shorts instead of closing...
https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nscc/2022/34-95011.pdf

>>49590379
I sold puts, hold me

i'm up so much today it's making me nervous
increasingly tempted to close my puts before fomc

>>49590178
i wouldn't cope with drugs that just sounds pathetic.
also i don't trust dealers, every single one of them will fuck you over

>>49590192
>You will want more money as you age. Need it to Take care of medical issues and take care of yourself.
well yeah. you need money for survival because as you get older your body just gets worse and you are a lesser person

>Don't be that 40 year old with a fat wife and bratty kids and no money.
i've seen literal millionaires get bossed around by their stay at home wives and unable to retire because they have to pay for their overpriced house.
marriage and homes are a scam.

>>49590341
how do you reduce a man to a slave who has nothing to live for but servitude for others? give him a wife and kids

These moves are big but also impressively steady. 8/10

>>49590488
i can sell my VOO and make it all stop but i'm too selfish. maybe that's why i'm foreveralone.

Wow it really sucks knowing I missed one of the greatest shorting opportunities at the beginning of the year.

AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID
I WAS PETRIFIED

23k offered accepted
22.6k offered

Will SPY ever be above 400 again?

>>49590488
checked and theres no need to be a hero.

>>49590499
wait so i can just sell a billion amazon stocks that i dont own and never pay it back?

Where are my lean hogs bros?

>>49590505
Dumb thetanigger.

USA’s stock market will never reach ATH again. Screencap this.

>>49590542
In 25 years.

>>49590542
we will end the day below 350

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PANIC SELL SIGA

>>49590495
Ya man Utah is ethnically british and irish and we have a shit ton of british expats living here
Tons of good meat pies here
also its my day off and its raining like a bitch
meat pie without beer is sacrilege

>>49590566
Good.

>>49590574
>ignoring inflation

>>49590521
>how do you reduce a man to a slave who has nothing to live for but servitude for others? give him a wife and kids
Very good point. Fatherhood is a respectful thing but no man is a father these days. Theyre abused and humiliated by their wife. None of their spouses respect them like husband's and fathers once were.

>>49588709
HOLY FUCK WE'RE GOING TO HIT CIRCUT BREAKRS ARENT WE

motherfucker
SPX 3745 needs to hold or preferably remain untouched

>>49590562
that hog fights better than Ralph

>>49590603
>ignoring the collapse of the global economy

>only down 1.5%
>bears euphoric

time to slurp up some stockies for my retirement

>>49590613
I sure hope so.

>>49590434
I had Lean Higs
Wheat
Milk
Corn
Sugar
For breakfast/lunch just for you fren!

Government doesn't want you too know you can bet a Grand Slam for 12 dollars at Dennys.

>>49590488
they expect one of us the the wreckage brother.

>>49590603
that’s with inflation, midwit

>>49590617
>3745
What's at 3745? monkaS

>>49590542
Yeah by 2025. But you won't see it again for the near future.

Bros this shit is so exciting. I absolutely cannot wait for 3600

>>49589732
There's a good chance we never will, at least to pre-2020 levels.

It will take to at least 2024 for things to settle down, things are too fucked to recover before then imo. Russia, China, Europe are all a mess, and we've got a bad harvest coming in a couple of months, and it looks like shipping for Christmas inventory is also in a mess. Don't forget that even if the war, lockdowns and shortages all end tomorrow, it will still take months to get things back to normalcy, if ever.

>>49590560
If you're a hedge fund or bank then yes.

>>49590613
>hes only talking about today
guess what happens tomorrow

>>49590505
>I sold puts, hold me
Max credit cards and run.

What happens when the DOW breaks 30k?

>>49590670
I identify as a bank

>>49590636
>1.5%
What in the fuck are you looking at?

Based Satan taking down Amazon for cheap buy-in later

>>49590433
>How are you holding up /smg/?

I really hate you guys, but I just have to warn you...

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WORSE TODAY

Big investors are purposely manipulating the stock market.

QQQ Down 4.2% I don't feel so good Mr Smithers

Tradin' stocks in the hot sun
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won

I held my SOXL and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the worst stock that I ever had
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the

https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I

>>49590715
Also water is wet, more at 11

>>49590649
The last stop before 3620

>>49590562
Even lean hogs aren't spared. Only volatility and ethanol win today.

Today I made 500 mulla so far, what about you guys?

>>49590723
Not only that, but the NASDAQ composite as a whole is down 4.5% lmao

>>49588709
>SQQQ
>TMV
>UVXY
To Valhalla anon

>>49590027
I feel you. Down 4%

>>49590499
>le SR-NSCC-2022-003 FUD
Only shows shorts are in danger
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/u8ov3g/srnscc2022003_this_proposal_will_not_prevent/

>>49590605
it is not even a matter of respect. you sacrifice a significant amount of independence and freedom for the sake of it
i have seen 40, 50 year old men who have had their careers and ambitions completely killed because they chose to buy a big house, or because their wives were like "you can't take that job, you can't start your own business, you have to make money so i can live"

>>49590759
>NASDAQ composite as a whole is down 4.5% lmao
It hit its 52-week low today

>>49590693
It's a delusional "priced in" retard who thinks that investment banks being the biggest welfare queens in history means the stock market is eternally bullish regardless of economic reality.

Baking

next

>> 49590782
>> 49590782
>> 49590782

ETH has stopped sharding. I repeat. Pupu has NOT hit the pipi. Acknowledge.

Chop. SOXL. Chop. You Didn't Listen. Chop. Lum Poster? Chopped. SOXL_shill? Chopped. Lol.

>>49590693
Day's gain/loss percentage from my brokerage. SPY and NDX do not look very pretty but my portfolio is holding up okay. Thank god I didn't go into Crypto

>>49590788
Yeah its sad. The best wife is one who is willing to support her husband's dreams too. She doesn't need to be a slave but men giving up their entire life's joy for a woman. Not worth it. I want kids but I may just have a kid and then kick the woman out.

>>49590745
he fucking cummed
this video is gold

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1536183384350855168/pu/vid/352x640/XSRV5XyVSMheLlEC.mp4?tag=12

>>49590617

The last 2 years of the economy were all a big pump and dump orchestrated by the federal reserve. The S&P Will have to loose over 1,000 points before we are at 2020 levels again and near anything close to resembling a bottom.

Is it unironically fucking over for the USD?

Cramer last week:
>Crypto is where fortunes are made!

Cramer this week:
>Cramer dubs bitcoin collapse Crypto Monday, says many tech execs call it a con

>>49590921
adjusted for inflation, what we have seen from SPX 4800 to here is already like a 50% to 60% drop.

>>49590884
when your shorting operation works out and youre gaining with (((them)))

finally.

this is it.

the last /smg/

be free

>>49590801
keep seething faggot im not even a bull

>>49590938
that little nigga bout to go nuts

>>49590993
Classic Cramer

Pol-anon here.Any advice which stock to buy?

>>49590515
post gains

>>49590745

someone baked a new thread

>>49590782

>>49590782

>>49590782

>>49590782

>>49590782

OH GOD WHOS GONNA BAKE THE THREAD

>>49590938
What are you talking about? The USD keeps strengthening.

the bottom is in

>>49590846
>Day's gain/loss percentage from my brokerage.
so you are just ignoring the additional 2%?+ gap down?

>>49590754
If practically every commodity is dumping then surely this is a head fake dump based on fear and nothing else. If JPow and the Fed only raise the FFR 50 bps then the market will pump.

>>49590859
it's just that having extra mouths to feed and being convinced to buy a gigantic house cripples your mobility
i've seen literal millionaires afraid to rock the boat, because they bought a stupid house and sent their kids to stupid private schools

>I want kids but I may just have a kid and then kick the woman out.
the wife is much stronger in the legal battle.

>>49591084
delusional

>>49589551
You can always tell the anons who know nothing about economics and got in during the 2020 crash. This is a normal bear market cycle you stupid fag. it's just extraordinarily painful due to the state of the over all economy.

>>49591306
it's not about losing money it's about losing 2 years of gains

having 100k NW at 20 is 10x more valuable than having 100k NW at 30

>>49590333
kek

>>49590673
He fixes the cable?

a lot of trading programs fighting against each other right now

>>49590756
>Today I made 500 mulla so far
How many Yang is that?