/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gonna go make a coffee. If the market is back to ATHs by the time I get back I will be very upset.

sneed

0-8 and WAGMI

I have a relative who is trying to close a home sale, hope they can sell it before everything crashes.

>>49584604
Time to buy treasuries? 3% is pretty good....

No refunds

>>49584651
WAGMI CONFIRMED

I'm here to short your favorite stock

>>49584671
why buy at 3% when you can get them at 5% in 6 months or less

I do not know shit about this.
How bad is it actually?
How are nft doing?

>>49584667
If Beverly Hills, no worries. If elsewhere, slight concern.

I have never felt the warm touch of a woman. I have never known love and this is when the market crashes and life as we know it will be over.

>Trump is bad and caused this not Biden!
>I’m a low iq mentally ill faggot who has the memory span of a fucking goldfish
Zoom zooms suck shit

Shout-out to SOXL for setting a new 52 week low today!

We made it bros! Congratulations!

>>49584671
Absolutely not. The rest of the world isn't buying US treasuries and that should deeply concern you.

>>49584667
Hopefully they lose all their equity.

>>49584673
I think the problem with AOC is that she caves to the moderate democrats. She just stays lock and step with them when she needs to be more assertive.

Will SOXL unironically ever go back up?

ding...
ding...
ding...

Bulls absolutely seething, trying to pretend they’re friends now and you shouldn’t make fun of them

MBS went "no-bid", no buyers for mortgage-backed securities at any price.
https://www.cherrycreekmortgage.com/lous-credit-news

guys.. I have to pay attention at work when I have 400k+ in retirement accounts lololol

>>49584604
/smg/ are you in mandatory HODL mode?

>>49584703
NFTs crash months ago and are in the pit of hell

My Portfolio just lost 16% of its value since Thursday.

We can't let the market open today bros.
We need to do something

Oh mumutarda and blackpilled no voters, i guess we need to make it crustal clear what needs to be done in midtetms. We have had many come tell you yo prepare. You didnt listen. Now, mommy gets to listen to your screams while your dreams get sniffed by Biden. Good luck!
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

>>49584673
>Those fucking horse gums

>>49584772
go back

>>49584772
HAHAHAH holy shit what the fuck is this

IMPP IS DOWN 100% IN THE PREMARKET OH FUCKK OIL BROS

>>49584703
NFTs are finished and will be remembered as peak economic idiocy with the collapse of internet funny money crypto

>>49584604
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>49584723
The correct answer is both had a part to play in the situation we're in now. Boomers are the biggest cancer to ever happen to the United States.

When can we officially say we’re in a Recession?

>>49584764
lol fuckin idiot
im a janitor and i already have 400+ billion

>>49584790
It's always in the last place you look.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna DCA 1k a week into VT over the next couple years. Maybe fuck around with UPRO using the LRS strategy.

CNBC says there is room for the market to fall further. Looks like the bottom is in boys. What kind of cheapies should we get?

I'm Miss Sugar Pink Liquor-Liquor Lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink Liquor-Liquor Lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch

THE FUTES I DON'T KNOW WHY
STAY BLOOD RED NO MATTER HOW I TRY

>>49584810
>Internet bubble 2
>virtual art bugaloo

>>49584699
Good point. Maybe just short term t bills to get some pocket change gains.

>check my portfolio
>everything is in deep red
what the FUCK happened over the weekend?

ahhhh the smell of fresh poop in the morning

How soon until brokers are jumping out of windows?

>>49584822
Does anyone think this quarter will have a positive GDP?
If not, then yea we're in a Recession technically. We're in a Recession mentally anyway.

>>49584822
No, employment is near ATH levels.

All of this is 100% speculator panic. Unironically.

>>49584819
No the correct answer is Bidens energy policies and the lefts wild fucking academia theories on economics being totally fucking wrong. As admitted by Janet Yellen

Who's crazy enough to buy Calls at market open?

>german index is already back down on pre pandemic level

>>49584858
wednesday afternoon if >100 bps

>>49584822
GDPNow data comes out Wednesday. If it’s negative, it’s fairly safe to say we are in an official recession

>>49584889
non-US stock market literally does not matter.

hmm... this is quite concerning. I think I might just... do nothing

>>49584879
Nobody is looking for jobs dumbass

Man this is like the reverse of the March 14th rally where every is dropping rapidly, rather than rising

>>49584800
Sir, you cannot redeem. mandatory hodl.
>>49584802
Crypto is going straight to hell, and it is glorious.

>>49584822
after 2 quarters of negative GDP
https://www.bea.gov/news/schedule
not sure when the numbers get officially released, end of september maybe? but there are some estimates before then

>>49584914
No if that happens, we can assume depression is on the menu.

>>49584723
Trump's biggest mistake was legitimizing covid. He resisted at first but capitulated because of cuckservative advisors. It went from "covid is the flu" to "we have the best experimental gene therap- I mean vaccines!".

>>49584879
This post is cope. We'll know we are in full blown recession before August.

>>49584888
A 0DTE SPY straddle might actually be a good idea.

>>49584885
So nothing I said was wrong. Thanks for the reply.

im worried by my oil a bit.

>>49584904
it's going to be 50bps and get a brief relief pump, come on retard

>>49584939
You may be literally retarded, anon.

>>49584723
>Trump didn't cause this, it was Biden
>shows screencap of Trump giving away a trillion dollars and whining that it wasn't more

I don't get it.

>>49584831
>international
Cringe.

>>49584914
Its joe-ver
We're in a joe-cession
Bidenflation is killing us

>>49584937
That only works when the bubble hasn't popped.

>>49584970
are you actually over 40 and uses facebook?

>>49584818
Short lived but great meme

Why do you faggots keep dumping money into tech growth stocks thinking you are buying the dip? Why not rotate into something else?

>>49584974
USO/UCO or GUSH/NRGU/companies?
Crude is pretty stable actually, the companies are probably going to move with the market for a bit. Might make for a solid short term dip in them though.

>>49584885
>lefts academic theories on economics is wrong
Imagine my shock

>Listen here jack
>we're going lower
>and that don't mean a hill of beans to me as long as cornpop can massage my leg hairs.

Bidens America fucking sucks.

>>49584695
Charts have definitely been looking like the second picture more than the first for the last 2 months

>Gas at 4:90 where I am
On one hand, SUV and Truck owners can suck it, but on the other fuck this shit

>>49584984
Have you seen our current leadership? US is not the future.

>>49584983
What exactly do you mean?
Nobody looking for jobs because of shitty economy = less technical unemployment

>blood-red day and I'm still beating the market
sucks to suck

>>49584971
This is the problem with zoom zooms. You care about whether you are technically correct and want to claim ‘victory’ over a conversation, rather than discuss and analyze.
>my example is I brought a nor article for. Dec 2020 to back up my shit talk
Please do yourself a favor and stop being a mentally ill faggot. It’ll make you life wayyyyy easier.
>thanks for the attention

BUDDY LOOK AT SPXS COMPUTER

>>49585011
Buying tech is a mental illness akin to gender dysphoria. That's why we call the tech trannies.

>>49584671
They will be at 10% next year. Inflation is no where near to being under control. Fed will need to hike interest rates into double digits. America will probably default on their debt.

Does no one remember Trump's deal with OPEC to slash production that ended literally two months ago?

>nasdump futures at 11488

>>49584747

Not until 2024, and after at least one reverse split

>>49584937
it's going to be a long wait, and I mean LONG, before you break even again

Reminder that today will be blood red.

SQQQ CHADS, ASSEMBLE

>>49585034
i can't believe the left got memed into thinking daddy t was literally hitler

>>49584587
they're not retarded, they know exactly what they are doing, but because its many wannabe tyrants with their own little pockets of authority they aren't going to be working towards any great goal its just all for money prestige and power here and now, but like cancer (or more accurately AIDS) its only a matter of time until the body is destroyed but that could take centuries

>>49585080
>WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IS THE OTHER TEAM'S FAULT
things must be getting bad lol

>>49585047
That's not how unemployment numbers work, anon lmao

I'm still up 1.25%, for at least another 15 minutes.

>>49584772

No, because I never bought imaginary play tokens

So did we ever actually have another bear market rally since march? Did we have just some isolated relief green days or was that actually a bear market rally?

>MUH 75 BPS RAISE
>MUH FED BALANCE SHEET TIGHTENING
>MUH NEW VOLKER
>MUH ENERGY COST INDUCED RECESSION

>>49585080
Oil fell to negative value thanks to democrat lockdowns

>>49585120
Children are pretty fucking retarded, for real

>>49585113
>break even
but I'm up

>>49585083
checked

>>49585003
No

>>49585129

But that's how unemployment is calculated.... if you're not looking for a job, you're not unemployed. Labor participation rate is a much more accurate read on things.

>Listen here jack
>the idea of a market that always goes up is inherently racist. WE, as a country, are inherently racist
>the simple idea of 'line goes up' is a threat to our democracy

>>49585063

>You care about whether you are technically correct and want to claim ‘victory’ over a conversation, rather than discuss and analyze.

There's a lot of ego arguers where they're never actually talking about the subject at hand. Their real goal is to posture that they have higher social status than you or to bully/browbeat you. Nothing intelligent will ever come out of their mouths and you can recognize them fairly quickly for what they are: spoiled children looking for attention and validation in the most asshole way possible.

>>49584731
Them some big ears. Here’s my little guy

>dump my portfolio and go all in on 3x leveraged inverse etfs 1 week ago
>up 22% now

Is it really this easy??

>>49584954
Recession is 2 quarters of negative GDP growth.

VIX hits 40 this week.

>>49585077
Dude I look forward to 10%. Lock that In like boomers did in the 80s. That would be best thing for millenials. Hope powell resets the entire economy.

Think we get 75 bps then? I feel like if he does 75 now he's going to accelerate to get inflation but if he does 50 bps were gonna crash down.

>>49585164
God, I hope it does again. I'll do some serious slurping.

>>49585034
>>49585120
I feel sorry for Biden tbdesu. He gets all the blame for Trump's "genial" stimulus checks and neglect from arming Ukraine. The world economy wouldn't be this fucked if it weren't for the orange man

BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49585214
Damn that nigga kinda cute

>>49585198
>>49585198
>Nobody looking for jobs because of shitty economy

Imagine actually saying this.
Just imagine, if only for a fleeting second.

>>49585080
Do you not know about this?
https://youtu.be/99ZW-g6V818
>HALTING ALL OIL ORODUCTION ON JUNE 30TH HAS NITHING TI DI WITH OIL SKYROCEKTING

lol RDBX approaching $17 and still going up because retail retards still don't believe the millions of warrants at $11.50 are real.

>9:16am EST

Bros......I'm scared..

>>49585211
yes but also you should never go more than 50% into leveraged anything

>>49585201

Based. Egoic thinking is a cancer. People can't take a position and are afraid to be wrong since the ego fears death.

hello? ... hello???????????????? is anyone there?????

Should i sell everything at open? This feels like capitulation

>>49585240
>Trump's "genial" stimulus checks
Biden himself dumped another couple trillion Into the market. He's fully to blame.

>>49585118
Reporting in.

I bought 5 shares of BRKB at 356

What a foolish mistake hahaha

>oil under Trump was at -30$/barrel
>oil under Biden is at 120$/barrel

I miss that nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>49585240
>I-I-ITS DRUMPFS FAULT!
This is as bad as the Obama Economic time bombs™ during Trump's admin

>>49585211
that upper-arm fat was always a warning

>>49585263
nothing ever happens

>>49585254

Check who you're replying to. I'm not the same anon, lol - stop being so defensive and insecure about being wrong also, it's pathetic.

>>49585017
cvx. yeah crude should moon would be more worrysome

TQQQ OR SQQQ?
TQQQ looks like an extremely good buy...

>>49585059
Sauce?

>>49585254
Literally they are not, look at labor participation faggot. All the jobs lost during the pandemic are nowhere near filled back up

>>49585240
Did you not read my npr pic about the government shutdown that was tied to the void package?

>>49584939
I started looking yesterday after being retired for the last 5 years because I lost most of my life savings in crypto.

>>49585118
17 shares here

Is it too late to invest in inverse ETFs?

>>49585256
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/12/business/energy-environment/opec-russia-saudi-arabia-oil-coronavirus.html

Did you not know about this either?

>>49585301
You're defending the statement "Nobody looking for jobs because of shitty economy".

Take a long hard look at your life.

>>49584673
I would totally suck her butthole

>>49585246
saved, thanks anon.

I'm fucking ruined

>>49585271
*WHAM*
*WHAM*
*WHAM*
*WHAM*

How many breakers today /smg/?

>>49585329
>Bull leveraged share
>In a bear market
Nigga get off the stock market

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Only 20% and retail can’t take it anymore already, thinks it’s capitulation already. My fucking sides holy kek

Imagine if the situation were reversed and it was Biden being president in 16-20, and Trump now.
The media would be up in arms about Trump destroying the economy and destabilizing the world

>>49585331
>Nobody looking for jobs because of shitty economy

It’s been nice shit posting with you bros. I’ll see you all in the bread lines

Fox business analyst told me to buy oil stocks this morning on whatever program comes before Varney.

>>49585254
People do give up when they get discouraged because conditions are bad. "Unemployment" figures are total nonsense, and they look for every possible excuse to not count people as unemployed.

>>49585302
Remember a few weeks ago (maybe two months I forget) when the oil companies sold the fuck off with the market dumping? I think we're seeing a repeat of that. NRGU and GUSH were down like 30% but recovered.

>>49585240
I said this in the last thread but I am more baffled him and the uniparty thought it was a good time to take power.

>>49585275
they both suck

>>49585347
I didn’t know there was a paywall to read propaganda. Thanks for the info

>>49585385
The economy would be in a better place because Trump would have hard stopped gibs in 2021

>>49585385
nobody cares. A look at the polls done with voter registration data from 2012 say that a super majority of americans agree that Biden is worse than any president before him

>>49585390
The funny part is your retardation is going to bankrupt you.

COKEHEAD MICHAEL SAYLOR BTFO

>>49585415
ngmi retard

>>49585346
yes, invest TQQQ weds

>>49585383
Right? We're barely in the "fear" stage on the meme chart

I'm going to kill myself

>>49585337
Tough luck

>>49585428
he couldn't have stopped it

>>49585385

>>49585391
There will be no bread lines, we are facing mass starvation. Sri Lanka is already starving to death, Africa will follow, and soon South America and south East China will begin to starve. Buy canned foods and water, you only need enough food to outlast 70% of people.

>>49585390
They aren’t if they get more money for sitting at home because covid, so govt. gives money rather than imply person to go get job

>>49585398
>>49585440
>Nobody looking for jobs because of shitty economy

This has to be the dumbest thing I'll read all day.

I literally can not sell my boomer mutual funds. I have to stay in this if I want to survive in the long run.

im losing money but at least im not a cryptoshill who cant withdraw
Decentralized my ass

Nice squeeze baggies

>Coinbase down 21% in premarket
holy hell

AND THEY DONT STOP SELLIN
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shouldi biuy sqqq before market opens?

>>49585390
>He thinks a bunch of "hiring now" signs is a good economy
Retard, people are not looking for jobs at anywhere near they were during pre-COVID, and now jobs are being forced to slowly close doors under fears of recession. The financial sector alone is doing last calls for hiring

>>49585471
2 more weeks right?

>>49585253
I got another one too. here he comfy zoning with his sister

>>49585415
So much for having that conversation you were craving earlier.
>NOOOOO MY BOOMER WAS INFALLIBLE AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHIT WE'RE DEALING WITH NOW

>>49585509
>>He thinks a bunch of "hiring now" signs is a good economy
Well yes.

>>49585448
There is that cock sucking attitude I’ve learned to love because I would be a bigot otherwise

>>49585374
But listen the TQQQ chart looks a lot better than SQQQ, where we have resistance on SQQQ we have support on TQQQ...

Unless that support breaks today desu

>>49585464
KEK

>>49585440
Lol that's the funniest part. All these "inflation has topped, buy the dip" and "actually this is drumohs fault" retards are literally going to be bankrupt within 6 months.

Why do you think is gonna happen to your studio apartment rent when the landlords mortgage goes up 10% per month lmao??

hulkimaniacs I don't feel so good....

>>49585385

We're at the precipice of some major economic turmoil and you're still stuck supporting dementia riddled puppet politicians like they're a sports team. Wake the fuck up man there's more here than muh blue v red

I can't wait for Black Monday to start

>>49585284
It's almost as he knew

>>49585471
ONLY 70% of people??? I guess starving to death isn't the worst way to go.

>t minus 5 minutes
I took off just to shitpost on this glorious swan dive of a day

>>49585510
America will never run out of food, but it just might get too expensive for you to buy. Luckily you have much more time to prepare than 2 weeks, but there will be mass starvation in the third world and probably 20-30% starvation in the first world

Placed my stops if burgers start selling.

All in BOIL. Life is good.

People are going to buy the dip at close, aren’t they

>>49585525
nigger did he stutter? You can't chart off of 3x leveraged funds. you're either purposefully being dumb or you need to get someone else to manage your funds

>>49585403
What do you mean? Trump was also Uniparty. He just introduced folding-chair-swinging to the big pro wrestling show the Uniparty puts on to pretend that you're voting for one of two parties actually fighting each other.

>No way! The New York real estate billionaire and reality TV star with the Jewish son-in-law always whispering in his ear was totally a legit outsider populist candidate who came in to stick it to the elites! He just always happened to fail when he tried to really change things, because of being betrayed by the people he chose and stuff.
lol
lmao

THIS IS IT

IM TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT

ASTS announced an August launch date.

>>49585460
Of course, this recession is a culmination of 40 years of bad economic policy from the red team and blue team, Trump would've mitigated the worst of it by simply not spending, and a majority of people already believe that the Ukrain/Russia war wouldn't happen under Trump

>>49585480
Covid money dried up a long time ago.

Anyone remember that day earlier in the year when futures were down 3% and then we ended the day up 3%? Yeah, well, inb4 that. This market never fails to impress me with its retardation.

>>49585536
I'm not even American so I support neither, it's just funny that the global catastrophe the media was afraid would come off Trump's presidency actually took place during Biden's term. That's all

>>49585484
Cant believe youre seething this much over being completely wrong

The market is now below when Jim Brandon was inaugurated

Congrats on this, big guy!

Is there any actual risk of SOXL being liquidated?

no matter what happens in five minutes I'm here with you friends and the end of things

>>49585595
the president is not in charge of spending

I dont care what happens to my folio. I still got that drip bitch. Drip always hold value.

>>49585578
Idk but im absolutely about to buy a fuck load of lottos. Odte puts and calls and pray something amazing happens

>>49584879
employment is always near ATH levels right before a recession

>>49584604
5 minute-aroonies lads
place your bets

I think the jews will use jew magic to make a giant green dildo appear from thin air

FIVE MINUTES

>>49585489
Centralized wallet storage users get what they deserve.

>>49585603
Wasn't that because of nuke fears? Then Russia said they weren't considering the nuclear option and we rebounded. I don't see a catalyst like that for today lol

>>49585563
Based NG bro. We're gonna make it.

>>49585525
>TA on leveraged etfs
You fucking nigger

>DRV mooning
>market puts printing
IAGMI HAHAHHAHAHA

Soooooo is TYO a good buy or what?

There's going to be a chance to buy the actual bottom today and make a ton of money with Calls. Holy fuck I can't wait

Alright post the vtuber you will be relying upon to carry you through these stressful times!

>>49585631
>The President is not in charge of spending
What is veto

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MANARINO

>>49585617
No, they'd reverse split it. It's got the biggest market cap of direxion's bull/bear pairs.
They just reverse split SOXS like two months ago.

You guys kept telling me “priced in”, glad I never listen to /biz/

its the shakeout before the post FOMC pump for the rest of the month

>>49585617
>Is there any actual risk of SOXL being liquidated?
Lol. Lmao.

At least micro position on 3x ARKK short might grow into a mini position

WHY IS MY MSTR SHARE DOWN 30% I WILL NEVER RECOVER

Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. You may be wondering why I'm glowing neon red in the premarket.

DRIP GANG

>>49585523
The reason for the hiring now signs is nobody can live on the wages that companies are offering so they are checking out of the economy and living with mom.

GROND
GROND
GROND

>>49585328
https://twitter.com/nikkiyan_/media
enjoy yourself

>>49585671
he's busy laughing

>>49585617
no
they will reverse split

>>49585596
No more covid money. Only vaccine shot money now.

>>49585617
liquidated no but reverse split and further down, absolutely

>>49585671
This guy is braindead.
>Predict massive market crash
>BUT IN THE MEANTIME IT COULD PUMP

Wow so insightful mane.

>>49585596
Last check was sent a 11 months ago

>>49585671
too busy doing more coke and freemason shit to post

ABOUT TO BUY SHIT TON OF 0DTE PUTS NIGGERS, LETS MAKE SOME MONEY

Is gold a buy here?

MARKETS GOING TO OPEN UP 3%

So what's the news for this huge dump today?

>>49585578
Brideshead Revisited and Margin Call exist in the same timeline

This is all Trump's fault. Biden, all I ask is for some lube.

>>49585734
Not a bad idea desu

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>49585745
Did you not see the CPI data?

>>49585745
Just following bitcoin

>>49585745
Bear Sterns is dumping a lot of their positions for some reason

>>49585733
Straddle my boy we could just as easy double bottom at 3800

>>49585697
Danke schoen
>BR
Nice

>>49585774
no

REMEMBER TO LOAD UP ON LEVERAGED LONG PRODUCTS FOR THE REBOUND

dont fall for the bulltrap

>>49585721
Not including 3 stimulus packages and a years advance of child credit

>>49585574
Ok let me rephrase it then, I am baffled the Biden section of the uniparty didn't let Trump's pied piper section get destroyed over 2020 to 2024 by blaming the economic crisis entirely on him. And really that had the perfect manufactured crisis after 1/6 to crack down... and they just shit themselves doing nothing. Oh sure voting doesn't matter, but that itself does not matter when the economy is dying and geopolitically the US is imploding

>>49585721
Exactly

>>49585640
lol no
Unemployment was higher right before 2007 than it was around 2002 just to give a recent example.

WTFWT is going to be fucking epic

>>49585532
I'm PM/guns/ammo/tools. Been telling people crypto is a fad for years, been telling people the stock market is nothing but printed money, been telling people you can make money if you're smart but it's not sustainable.

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

>>49585745
CPI came in hotter than tranny porn and its expected that JP will be Hawkish

>>49585734
Watch 10yr rates and the dollar.

>>49585783
I only have one government allotted daytrade left for the next 5 days :C

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

LESS THAT A MINUTE

Fucking AMD lmao. AMD has literally zero correlation with the nasdack at this point. The biggest shitcoin is not doge, or luna, or anything else. It's AMD.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BUT UNIRONICALLY BOBROS???
SIGA DEEZ NUTS
LETZ GOOOOO FUCKERS

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49585734
Just get a bit anon, it will make you feel safu at least

DING DING DING DING DING DING

Sell it all, today

My COIN shares are down sers. WHAT DO? These bags are heavy

>>49585798
will history look back on this as the correct choice? Its like they delayed the drop of a bowling ball but then got a ladder to drop it higher.

What the fuck was that!?

I just submitted an application with McDonald’s it’s literally all over

WHAT THE FUCK
WAS
THAT

CALL 911 NAO

>>49585666
become

379 WTF

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Damn bro

Was it just me or did SPY flash to $389 for a second there

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

>−4.94 (2.53%) today
−4.94 (2.53%) today
>−4.94 (2.53%) today
−4.94 (2.53%) today
>−4.94 (2.53%) today
−4.94 (2.53%) today
lol it's over

OUCH!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

CONGRATS SOXL, OFFICIAL NEW 52 WEEK LOW OF 16.89

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>>49585871
Sell that absolute garbage while you still can. The CEO has been super unhinged on twitter lately.

WOAW MINUS 666 POINTS ALREADY

>>49585825
Hawkish is one way to describe it.

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>>49585905
OH NO NO NONO NO

>>49585813
What do you mean exactly? It hasn’t even been a year and the admin dished out subsidies to anyone who paid for the clot shot

>weak ass open candle
It's Joever.

>>49585813

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

ITS ONLY BEEN 1 MINUTE QND ITS ALREADY OVER

>spx opens at 3800
Alrighty folks it's been great. I'll take my leave for this life now

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soxl is pumping

SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM SELL THE BOTTOM

>>49585961
>Unemployment meme
Now look at labor participation

Bullish open. Turns out no one really cares that crypto fucks are getting liquidated.

>we have a long way until 2002 levels

SPY DOWN 20% YTD

OH GOD THEYRE BUYING THE DIP. STOP THESE MONSTERS FROM BUYING THE DIP

>>49585993
Explain. What can we expect going forward?

Reminder that many FED rate hikes are still to come.

So far they have done 0 dps on the hyperinflation.

Reminder it was this retard's fault

Remember it's called "Standard and Poor's" for a reason

>>49586035
>>49586035
>>49586035
NEW
>>49586035
>>49586035
>>49586035
NEW

NEW
>>49586023
>>49586023
>>49586023
>>49586023

>>49585734
Wait for green candle on the daily

>brent crude only down .8%
>all oil stocks down 5-7%

>>49586017
Unemployment was reframed to only apply to people who haven't yet given up on looking for a job after failing to find one for ages. Labor participation measures how many people gave up in this way. You can have 100% employment yet 100% of jobs vacant in this way. This is why you need to look at both metrics in parallel, or neither.

>>49586052
>>49586050

>>49586017
When people give up looking for work they're no longer unemployed, they're out of the labor force. We have 'low' unemployment because everyone gave the fuck up, which is why we have a huge labor participation problem

>>49586013

>>49585993
labor participation is a broader trend that doesn't magically mean that all these people that are being let go will go back to work as soon as things start getting a little tight. low unemployment is always correlated with an economy that is running too hot.
here's initial claims for you, which are starting to ramp up *now* as we speak. expect unemployment to follow, low participation or not.

>>49585788
bitte

>>49584772
>CEX headquartered in the EU/US

Just buy BOIL. It's that ez.

>>49585603
could easily happen only because suckers thinking they are buying the bottom as it bottomed at 3800 before. a suckers rally hits so the big players can unload their bags on the suckers. well see. such a massive gap down alot of bags being held and these people never lose money so expect a pump to at least where they can get to break even. they can do that by shorting and longing constantly in a crab market or by pumping back to their entry point. we will see what they pull off. im betting on crab and then lower not enough suckers but you never know the quality of human beings and their education is abysmal human stupidity never fails to amaze me.