/biz/ - Business & Finance

was Ukraine worth it?

they are all poor slavs nagas anyway

>>49579015
Who are your favorite ASMRtits for these stressful times?

CMON OIL

dow is going sub 30k today

MEN POST YOUR SHORT POSITIONS

X10 COPPER

>>49579037
yeah I'd say it was worth it if you're a member of the tribe or part of the MIC

An entire decade of plowing trillions into unprofitable tech shitcos.
And we WILL do it again.

I hope it all comes crashing down, I hope to see all this paper wealth evaporated and all these made up jobs disappear. I want to see the general population destitute and hopelessness to become the new normal

Let's talk about RDBX in this thread too..
They're doing a merger with a share price of 0.69c or something like that. Even the retail traders pumping it agree that you need to get out before the merger happens, or your $15 dollar shares turn into ~60 cents each. Shorting it should be free money, but shorting meme stocks is hard (no borrow availability, astronomical borrow fees, possibility to get squoozled).

So how do we short it? I'm looking at the options chain (https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RDBX/options?date=1674172800)), selling a c1 and buying a c10, both for 2023, seems like what I'd go for. Thoughts?

VIX 33
abandon ship! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

im fucked

should I buy Burger King stock? I like whoppers

nth for getting fucked by the market

Should I buy stock, write puts or buy calls to profit?

>>49579055
There's no reason for oil to be down today other than everything else being down. Good time to buy more

>>49579015
Someone teach me how to buy SPY puts

Are you all ready for a deep crimson RED bloodbath this week?

>>49579064
I am loaded up on sqqq. So glad I did not close friday.

I am going to masturbate and take my first fat juul rip in an 18 hour period right as I cum and if I pass out the market will be blood green but if I don't pass out it's over.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLyyIjoLBU

Small caps...

>Destroys economy for three years and counting
>"I don't understand, nobody could have saw this recession coming!"

>>49579015
So we're all buying savings bonds and treasuries at this point right? Theres nothing left.

Still 80% on a high 6 figures account
Comfy here

>>49579174
Dont you want to profit from the rebound?

Futs about to get much worse

>MMRI
211 - High Risk
>MMMRI
272 - Extreme Risk

https://www.mannarino-market-risk-indicator.com/

It's over bros

>>49579174
Real Gold, maybe Silver, maybe not.
You would like to be somewhere other than here when the 1st Bank run starts.

>>49579195
*80% cash
sold everything a bit too soon last year too

>>49579172
Economists are a joke.

>BTC
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NASD-ACK
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SOXL
*breathes in*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49579235
everybody can be an economist today, the degrees necessary are very simple to get

>>49579174
You almost can't lose money in guns.

Crypto dead for good I think

>>49579046
at least post a name fucking faggot

>>49579232
Against daily inflation? Well enjoy your 6 figures, I mean 5.9 figures, actually with the latest report its only worth 5.8 figures isn't it?

>>49579174
The 10Y is going to 3.5% EOY and there's nothing you can do about it.

Unironically miss Trump

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>49579172
My UK stocks are going down
My UK bonds are going down
My GBP is going down
My GBP is inflating away
My US stocks are going down

Only thing that's up for now is my house and gold.

It's over.

I started investing in 202 and the longest stretch of time where in saw red was a week.

Why is it still red after three weeks?

>>49579311
>EOY

>>49579296
Reiki with Anna

>you can get 0.32 for writing a call on shell (currently 26.465) that expires on 17 June
free money incoming

>>49579064
bought some TECS at 40 and HIBS at 8.50 about to load up on some NRGD

Shit we may get 3200 this week. I think I wanna start buying at 3600 tho.

>>49579331
EOM

My bad

>>49579339
thanks im sorry for calling you a fucking faggot

How can the crypto ponzi get another bull run? Phone app buying for everyone, every stock brokerage has access, complete mainstream sells, billionaire shills

This is it right it's dead now.

>>49579134
reddy

>>49579134
>opex this Friday with 3 trillion in exposure expiring
>fomc this Wednesday with an 81.5% chance of a 50bps hike
deep red, no

>>49579046
Off the top of my head:

>Would wife tier
Goodnight Moon
Ozley ASMR
Bluewhisper

>New Age Hippie tier
Lune Innate
Ediya ASMR
Whispers of the wolf ASMR
Reiki with Anna

>Pure Sex tier
Catplant ASMR
FrivolousFox

>ok tier
Gibi ASMR
ASMR Glow

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49579174
I have no idea what that gay shit even is I'm just buying gold

MY LONG TERM TQQQ HOLD IS IMPLODING
WTF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY RETIREMENT

>>49579172
anons have been warning about inflation since before Biden took office kek

>>49579458
>knowing even one of these people much less a massive list
you're ngmi anon I'm sorry :(

>>49579425
>How can the crypto ponzi get another bull run?
Tether prints $100 Trillion tethers and buys all the BTC from everyone. The exchanges then implode as even 1% of HODLERs try to cash out.

>>49579197
>Dont you want to profit from the rebound?
>rebound
This can fall a lot further before it slows down.

>10y3m still not even remotely close to inversion
boring

>>49579425
Never discount the human capacity for stupidity

>>49579046
stressful?

>>49579374
A very relevant segment on when to start buying. The call is to start ~3500s. Maybe I'll start to nibble as well.

https://youtu.be/0ftuC9YC0-E?t=2294

>>49579434
eh it might be 75bps if they fuck up too much

>>49579172
I don't understand how restarting the provisional IRA bombing London fits or why they are doing it either. It is something to do with Brexit and people who think dinosaurs are fake

>>49579518
GME is still over 100 after losing money quarter over quarter in the highest margin era for spy ever. Yes, I'm just wondering how the meme can grow again like it did. At hundreds of billions it needs a lot marks.

>SOXL
>ARKK
>TQQQ
HODL strong sisters!

bueno

most of these asmr ladies seem kinda gross ngl

What is it about the NBC television network and ATHs? I used to think it was a Cramer thing now I think it's an NBC thing.

>>49579483
Don't worry.
I'll just pretend I have never even heard of ASMR.

>>49579425
It's not quite dead yet. MSTR has a margin call at around 4k. Right now it seems like BTC can't come back until everyone in a leveraged position is flushed.

>>49579575
Another QE cycle would do it. It's not like these retards learned their lessons. They're still touting the same future of money narrative ad nausium

Good day for a drink dont ya think?

>>49579046
2017 Pelagea was good, then she changed everything for the worse

>>49579425
How does every bull run come back? People with income keep buying. If they lose their jobs then it just takes longer. The treasury will still keep paying out on bonds so there is money eventually entering into the system somewhere. At some point people buy up the dip and things keep on rolling.

>>49579425
The stock market ponzi has been around for centuries and it still has bull runs after bull runs. No reason why crypto can't do it too.

>>49579665
I'm a tech optimist. I don't understand where crypto fits in chip driven drug discovery, automation, robotics, space travel, VR/AR, quantum computing, etc or why I'd want to hold fake money instead of tech companies for futurism reasons

>>49579629
>when your previous roommate who was a piece of shit thought he was going to buy a house with his dogecoin gains but never sold and probably still hasn't and is probably actually DCA'ing himself further into permanent poverty

GOTTA LOVE IT

Everything is crashing and Americans aren't even awake yet

>>49579037
>.4mg of krokodil was deposited into your veins

>>49579524
>no nano
>no micro

Diversify your portfolio, anon. Nano is doing less terrible.

>>49579682
that's not lighter fuel... though it tastes the same I suppose

>>49579735
I see no reason to hold them either. I could see it being a currency in 200-300 years but not an investment.

>>49579761
>never sold
Oh. you gotta sell. In a lot of ways it's more important than buying I'd say.

>>49579729
the stock market is backed by voting and ownership rights for real companies, crypto is backed by nothing. you may not exercise these rights, but people who do have an interest in your shares regardless.

Thoughts on a double bottom at 3800 tho. I may play a few calls or open a swing

I hate the euro. Will short that shit for the rest of the year.

>>49579228
How do I long this?

>>49579046
Canan1818

Can somebody explain Redbox to me? Is it another GME? Why is it pumping in this kind of market where literally everything but cash is crashing

>>49579845
I tried to short it on Friday, there were no shares available to short - zero - broker said "sorry, tough luck - no shares are available"
there's your answer

>>49579770
There are only 4 girls in the manga.


Plus when are micro caps (penny stocks) gonna pump 2025? 2030?

>>49579823
Euro is returning to shitcoin status.

Good morning I hate uranium

>>49579818
We've fallen nearly 10% in 2.5 trading days. The CPI news was bad, it's not just a random walk that we're gonna fully recover from, but isn't this a bit of an overreaction..?

>>49579845
see >>49579079
I believe they're just trying to cause a technical squeeze and everyone understands that its going to 60 cents when the merger happens (at the latest)

>>49579471
You should have had a collar or protective puts.
>>49579466
>I have no idea what that gay shit even is I'm just buying gold
Get out /pol/ fag.

>>49579898
>but isn't this a bit of an overreaction
It is yeah, I'm gonna taper my shorts by the end of the day. Some idiot is going to try and get a rally going and I'd rather not be on the receiving end.
After that, we reload and go again.

I have a bad feeling today. There will probably a fat green candle after opening.

>>49579957
I'm thinking the same but I'm on industrial grade copium

>>49579811
He is right on new sectors though. Books are on the subject. Every single new technology gets into a mania that propels the valuation far higher than it ever will earn. This ponzi fomo happens every single time from railroads, cars, internet, etc

>>49579896
Who're you holding? I'm sticking with Denison clear through 2030.

>>49579985
UEC

A regular on this board will kill themselves to day. Today is an anhero day for the crypto and tech/retail tards

>>49579983
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds: Financial edition (Harriman House Classics)

>>49579983
>He is right on new sectors though. Books are on the subject. Every single new technology gets into a mania that propels the valuation far higher than it ever will earn. This ponzi fomo happens every single time from railroads, cars, internet, etc
You missed aviation that was what got me in the 1930 wipeout

>>49579983
the next one up is VR or sumn right

>>49580071
Its irrational exuberance I'm telling you

Just bought Luna and Redbox. Can't wait to retire.

>>49579983
yeah, there's plenty of excessive speculation in the stock market, but it's not a full-blown ponzi that's at risk of collapsing permanently because everyone realizes that it's backed by nothing and that everyone is running for the exits.

>>49579811
Even if you don't like or care for it, crypto does offer a product that has some demand.
There was too much hype around the sector because of bitcoin's astounding success and all the money printing, and that did lead to a lot of dumb scam shit making bank, but that's no different from crap like Peloton and Roblox. The boomer idea that crypto is just a ponzi and can't possibly have any real value is asinine.

>>49580097
>VR
Absolutely not. It may well be dlts and asset tokenisation but that is not crypto

>>49580097
I don't know but hopefully ill be in it for the ride. I think metaverse had a weak one with Roblox and crypto scams

>>49580111
Whats going on with redbox?

>>49579898
We're falling because even 80 IQ boomers can tell the CPI numbers aren't real at this point. Gas, groceries, almost everything has gone up in cost a MINIMUM of 50% since last year. Plenty of things are double the price or more. The TV can lie from now until the end of time, but people have finally caught on to the lie.

>>49580071
a classic

>>49580111
Please just take your money out as cash and wander down the street giving it to strangers. You will be doing more good and loosing it just the same. Any money in LUNA is gone forever after today

>>49580129
sorry, to be clear - not what we call VR now, but what people referred to as VR before the current "VR" took that name. the more deeply immersive type of thing, one way or the other.

>>49580132
VR is going nowhere, it went nowhere in late 1990 and it is going nowhere now. VR represents the sign of a bubble in technology investment. The end user hardware is to easily damaged and expensive, the liability to large for this to ever be anything other than a loss

>>49580121
the decentralization aspect doesn't hold up in practice at all and neither does the "digital currency" aspect. privacy may become a genuine staple of crypto, but it's still an active research area, and i'm not sure if any of the current systems will be able to adapt to the progress made by the cryptography community. until then, 99% of coins have no true intrinsic value to me.

>>49580189
>>49580192
>VR is going nowhere, it went nowhere in late 1990 and it is going nowhere now. VR represents the sign of a bubble in technology investment. The end user hardware is to easily damaged and expensive, the liability to large for this to ever be anything other than a loss

>>49580197
Current crypto tokens are basically worthless but technologies like DLTs, asset tokenisation, smartcontracts have a lot of application but that is NOTHING to do with crypto tokens that exist today which are simply not required

>>49580142

200% short interest

>>49580197
Look up Hedera Hashgraph for enterprise use.

>>49579046
aftynrose
>blarst'oooooooof!

>>49580197
>neither does the "digital currency" aspect
this is used though
crypto is the cheapest way to pay remittances
no speculation, no future plans, right now it is cheaper to send Bitcoin to your parents in shithole #135 than to pay fees to western union etc

>>49580266
but you want stock in s wirls if it IP Os not tokens

>>49580275
Source

God i hope EU implodes

>>49579046
She's pretty cute, it feels like she has some kind of brain problem like she talks oddly. I liked her bakery role play.

>>49579458
bluewhisper is great, I also used to watch a lot of visualsounds, she has the perfect feminine hands. Lauralemurex is another good one I used to listen to a lot. Softlygaloshes rides that line between good ASMR and basic bitch kind where they do more erotic stuff

>>49579126
>Recession isn't a reason

>>49580298
It is not cheaper when it has been actually converted in and out of hard currency though add that cost on and its only a weak competitor to something like swift

I'm so fucking pissed.
I shorted the top last week with 169x leverage through ETPs and got stopped out from a small uptick.
Had to settle on 22x. Still in the green but I could've been so much greener.

>>49580334
That too, but no. The token is what every transaction is paid for by enterprises to use the network, therefore creating a price floor. Now that price floor right now is fairly low, mainly because how pumped up the market is, but once TPS rise when big use cases go online, it'll be a pretty good investment.

>>49579064
X16 OIL since last week

>>49579037
It has nothing to do with Ukraine. The war is just a useful scapegoat for elites. It's convenient to blame everything on war rather than your incompetence and greed.

Everything has been fucked way before the war started. Banks have been fucked since spring 2021. Inflation started to gain momentum in Jan 2021 and by Jan 2022 it reached 7.9, which is about the same as now.

>>49580231
>asset tokenisation
kek

>smart contracts
call me when your protocols are formally verified according to a specification and they are not the cause of endless scams anymore.

>>49580266
go shill your shitcoins somewhere else

>>49580298
lmao

my soxs doing a little something

>>49580392
>x169 leverage
how

>>49579064
x5 in SOXS

>>49580403
Sure but that is like investing in a wonderful laundromat system by buying the tokens used to operate the driers and not owning any stock in the company. Don;t get me wrong, I get hedera and why it is noteworthy it is the token situation that is fucked. I'd buy stock in hedera/swirls now (or maybe even chainlink labs) but tokens? meh

>>49580341
there's a clue in the post
it's aftynrose asmr

she used to do porn asmr on pornhub. my favourite was the teacher one

>>49580447
turbowarrant

>>49580428
>lmao
you can live in reality or laugh at it from your ivory tower
the banking system is dogshit when you have to deal with people outside the western world, they start charging fat fees to move a number from one side of the ledger to another, and that is assuming the recipient can even get a bank account
sending a crypto address to be redeemed at the nearest bitcoin to $$ machine is much easier

its a problem even for well-off people, a friend wanted to send me $10k from China (to Switzerland) and we ended up using USDT because other traditional methods we tried (paypal, bank transfer) both wanted triple-digit fees

but yeah, write lmao and stay in the clouds, milkbreath

>ETH

SOXX target price has been updated to $350

holy shit cryptolads are getting heemed

good thing NEETs fear the social interactions required to get to a rooftop

>>49580548
lmao

It's literally just going back to pre-covid stock levels. It's not that complicated. During those two years things got way overbought so now it's starting to level out again to the actual mean.

>Wake up
>Everything fucking red

>>49580565
lmao indeed

>>49579037
>>49579066
>>49580422
I don't even think it will even benefit them long term unless they are grifting enough like I am, but they all have their copes and ignoring all domestic problems to play simcity: Ukraine 2022 is one of them
I mean, they could pull out some 4d chess plan but I think they actually all went senile and their homosexual millenial/gen x interns are actually incompetent
Kissinger seems to have the correct analysis, but he is impotently screaming from his deathbed at 99 while the new interns arrogantly laugh at him, which is a perfect fate for someone like him
t. lives inside the beltway

So the play is the liquidate everything on open because it's going to get much, much worse?
,

>>49579458
>>49580348
I mostly listen to Anna and Whisperaudios at this point. But pretty frequently (I'm basically a lonely addict). Anna at least seems a little bit genuine (as much as that is possible as an ASMR youtuber) and isn't going completely overboard with grifting.

I'm not looking at my account for 10 years

>>49580548
>the banking system is dogshit when you have to deal with people outside the western world
why would you do that
>>49580548
>they start charging fat fees to move a number from one side of the ledger to another, and that is assuming the recipient can even get a bank account
No they start charging fees to convert one currency to another and send it half way around the world between two parties.
Fucking niggers and poos with muh crypto and not even a bank account fucking morons

>>49580619
>So the play is the liquidate everything on open because it's going to get much, much worse?
>,
It will be back up by the close on oil and mining, not even worth selling and rebuyoinng because of entry and exit costs. Thrash like retail and tech is about to get destoyed, amazon should be very funny because there is a fat obnoxious fuck on here that works for them, tells anons to buy their stock, I told him he would loose his job by the end of the year and so he shall

>>49580635
>people are about to start selling off their pre-pandemic highs

It's over

>>49580548
>its a problem even for well-off people, a friend wanted to send me $10k from China (to Switzerland) and we ended up using USDT because other traditional methods we tried (paypal, bank transfer) both wanted triple-digit fees
swift dumbass you did not try that because you are made of slum and sweat and stupid and poverty

>>49580635
chad move, i'm doing the same when i buy S&P at 2600

>>49579896
>>49579985
>>49580011
URANIUM
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URANIUM
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The fact that nobody is talking about Redbox here….

So Is this the so called soft landing powell talked about?

Here we go crypto bobos back for another round of strafing

>>49580781
WHAT'S ITS DEAL?

>>49580635
Unironically based

Guys, just throwing this out there but puts on blackrock are super cheap. They're already down 30% in 6 months.

>>49580781
/GME/ is that way

>>49580643
Most CEX wants a premium either via fees or exchange rates before you can put money on their platform. Not to mention various kinds of deposit lower/upper limits to fuck you over and take your money. And even for a fucking 30 USD withdrawal they want manual approval which means 30 min+ waiting time.
It's unironically more expensive than banks which's usually just 10-30 bucks for SWIFT.

>>49580799
top tier brand of diapers

>>49579126
Slurp opportunity

test

>>49580807
It’s pumping hard as fuck for no reason and I’m trying to figure out why

>>49580799
Average coalson poster

>>49580643
>why would you do that
specifically brought up the case of remittances - those poos taking your job at google have parents they are sending money to
as business gets savvy it may also start getting used more to pay steelmakers in china who arent big enough to have a western subsidiary or whatever, but I wanted to bring up an actual major use case that exists today

>>49580643
>No they start charging fees to convert one currency to another and send it half way around the world between two parties.
they charge fees for EVERYTHING
bulgarian banks require fees to send euro to other EU states, same currency for both accounts, same economic block, I would've thought its illegal with SEPA in place but apparently not
so trust me, if you try to send from China to the EU, even with the same currency on both ends, you will be fleeced, especially if you're a retail nobody sending to his retail nobody parents

> not even a bank account
bank accounts have monthly fees for merely existing in most countries, which makes the idea of opening a USD bank account in india just to receive remittances even dumber

>>49580869
probably some TRCH tier tinfoil hat stuff

>>49580781
what the actual fuck

It went from $2.6 to goddamn 13.20 in a month

HOW

>>49580192
I dunno man they got those VR points. Ever think about that?

good morning friends
hows the market lookin today :)

23700 Offered

>>49580929
Dude it’s over 17 this morning

>>49579046
>asmr with video
creative calm ASMR
Maimy
>without video
Aomi Uchiyama
sasha's castle

How much SOXL are we buying today?

>>49580731
yeah I did it with crypto instead of paying $100 for swift to go through five banks and get held up for 3 days by interpol
poor me

>>49580988
fuck I should have bought them at $2 a while ago

>>49580619
No, there will be a big bounce just like the first day of the Russian invasion.

The correct play is 0dte spy calls on open.

>>49580984
Nobody cares crypto baggie

>>49581031
>friend sent you crypto last night
>go to withdraw in the morning
>your currency lost 10% while you were asleep
heh
nothing personelle

>>49581080
he says, while the USD is hyperinflating away all its value...

>>49581144
>11% in a day
>9% in a year
yeah they're the same

>>49581144
>store of value
yes, but not 10% overnight kek

>>49581080
The DXY* is up 9.5% YTD ;)

>>49581220
the same happened to BTC in a single night
you deserve this

>>49581080
I know a Ukrainian refugee who needed like a month to get setup to receive money from her mother in Israel, mostly because of delays in getting a bank account
I thought about showing her how to do it with crypto, but decided against, for that reason
people who can bear the risks should discover it by themselves, women and other normies may stay and get fleeced by the jew

>>49581197
>>49581216
you two best check your egos before you go -10% on the day
t. waytoooldfag

>>49581289
lmao

>>49579735
>chip driven drug discovery
Discover a new compound in 4.7642212 days instead of 3 months, regulatory process still takes the same 8 years
>space travel
The metaphyscial evil whose occupation we are under will not allow that
>automation
Could already have had it decades earlier if colored sweatshops weren't cheaper for extreme shorttermist managerial class retards
>robotics
Humanoid robots are pointless aside from SEXSEXSEX (no mainstream adoption allowed, because it would devalue the ultimate nationwrecker)
>VR
Second Life is shit, everything else is a techdemo gimmick, for the real deal computing power required will keep it prohitively expensive for wide-scale private ownership
>AR
Latency will filter out any non-NPC from enoying it
>quantum computing
unfortunate that this will turn into a nuclear-eqsue arms race the moment it appears someone figured out physical limitations of materials used

Ye, crypto is a meme too, normies don't want a paralell financial system and disconnect from the matrix, they just want to make money

Nice, looks like Black Monday [2022] is finally here. I'm closing all my up positions on market open, and going full cash before the circuit breakers activate.

>>49579064
I bought SPXS a few weeks ago, saw it was going up, averaged up, it dropped so I held now I'm up over 100 buckaroonies with only 21 shares. It sucks being a poorfag, could be up a lot more i I sold me divi stock and bought more spxs when it was lower.

Why is it called black when it's a bad market day?

>>49581289
lol nope, we know whats coming but,
>digital gold
just simply wasn't supposed to do this, no way. 100k moonshot or get left out paper/rockboomerslol. take the hits as they come for earlier pride

23500 offered

>>49581069
BUDDY

>>49581270
Dollar bulls be winnin

CPI YTD 3.9%

DXY* YTD 9.5%

BTC YTD 49.05%

>>49581380
red blood flows into black

>>49581380
Racism

Fuck I should have bought puts on Friday

>>49581031
There are plenty of swift banks in China and Switzerland and the urgent fee is less than 20 bucks. You are full of shit
>>49581080
You forgot, then he has the crypto NOT the currency he has to pay a sellers fee to get rid of the crypto

>>49581385
I've literally never owned any crypto token. All I'm saying is that pride cometh before the fall.

>>49581460
it sure does

Today is black Monday

Screencap this and pray for us /smg/

>>49581422
If it was racism it would be called poo because niggers never have any money anyway and poos love being rugged. Brown Monday is way better than black Monday

>>49581380

Because blood turns into a blackish color when it dries up

>Already down 1 percent.

>>49581380
black is the color widows wear after the basejumping contest

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1536191429881520129
>canada's 2nd largest pension fund invested in a $400m equity round of financing for celsius in oct 2021

lmaoing at cryptoniggers

>>49581499
Poos weren’t even investing in the stock market when the term black Monday was coined you retard

>>49581530
>>49581517
>>Already down 1 percent.
>>49581499
>Brown Monday
meme it so.

Just buy low and sell high

>>49581560
kek

>>49581561
Yes but they are now, so this should be brown monday (also crypto). Many are redeeming. The Brown is everywhere.

>>49581499
Brown Monday sounds like Biden gave a speech today. I think it's called Black Monday because it's like getting mugged by a pack of fucking niggers.

Oil bros. Are you hanging in? My oil and gas stocks have very little beta correlation to the broad market and have held up incredibly well. I'm only down 4-6% in the last 5 days on individual stocks. OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49581445
>There are plenty of swift banks in China and Switzerland
all I can tell you is that my friend gave his bank my iban, they quoted him a fee that was too high and he noped out
are there banks that can do a swift payment to europe for $20? Surely there are. Do they serve retail nobodies? Maybe if you shop around. Was my friend at one of those? Apparently not

>>49581023
>How much SOXL are we buying today?
we might hit 15 today....if we do I buy a 1000 shares

It's okay bros. I'm up 16 percent on SPXS. I just need to double that and I'll make up for my losses. For now.

My ass is in shambles!
It feels like a curse!
But on the bright side of things
Crypto's doing worse.

Just don't answer that margin call. Jpow MIGHT save you Wednesday. Might not

>>49581604
Today is brown monday the death of shitcoin ponzis and fang, tesla and many such brown things

>>49581560

>Crypto lender Celsius pauses withdrawals due to ‘extreme market conditions’

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/13/crypto-lender-celsius-pauses-withdrawals-bitcoin-slides.html

When memes become reality

>>49581610
>are there banks that can do a swift payment to europe for $20?
yes
Surely there are. Do they serve retail nobodies?
Yes

Sounds you got scammed into doing an AML cashout for a nigerian prince

75bp interest hike is incredibly bullish for the short term. Might be a good short term reversal play into a short lived relief rally. This ship IS going down though. SPY 300 EOY and 250 next summer.

>>49581380
Because since time immemorial, there is a basic essence that is more primal that transcends all human knowledge and that is black being evil or bad and white being good and pure.

I accidentally holded a fat stack of SPXU over the weekend

Yields Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Energy Peaking.
Inflation "Peaking".
Markets Bottoming.
Simple as.

>>49581645

>>49581603
You sound like a child. Grow up.
>WE SHOULD MEME IT “BROWN MONDAY” FOR LE 4CHAN MAYMAYS
Retard

>>49581659
>https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/13/crypto-lender-celsius-pauses-withdrawals-bitcoin-slides.html
O look a bank run, that's new. That's link fucked then

>>49581690

Don't post pictures of me without my permission

>>49581703
>t. Angry poo who many are saying is having been redeemed
Brown monday it is then

>MO down 10%
>INTC down 8%
INTC is uh just a matter of time and people turn to smoking in hard times right? R-right?

>>49581715

This crypto crash is a good warning sign for the broader stock market because there's lots of money being lost there that will "infect" the broader market - might be the psychological break we need to force the S&P into a deep bear market

FUTURES ARE ALREADY DOWN -1.7% LMAO

>>49581677
we played too much wargame beforehand, nigerian princes dont play wargame

>>49581659
YOU VILL NOT REDEEM!!

>>49581680
No way man. I got longs too but come on.

>>49579150
Godspeed, anon.

>>49579303
Losing 10% is better than losing 40%

>>49581732
Or what?

>>49581745
Cringe

SQQQLDIERS ASSEMBLE

People who bought BTC in December of 2020 are today breaking even.

>>49581747
>INTC
It is on my radar towards the end of this week or in a couple of weeks, I'd like to see the dividend nearer 7%-10% before I am interested though, so your price is still far too high

>>49579328
It's called a bear market, anon

They really really really want us to go back to the cage

>>49581793
im a squidler

>>49580869
>pump
>for no reason ((((you are here))))
>dumps

good morning sirs! what a beautiful day, crypto dying, premarket deliciously red... our puts are going to print!

>>49581803

I feel Intel is still a value trap. But I could be wrong, I do feel their product is actually decent but they're mismanaged. I'm cashing out my retirement positions and waiting a few weeks to see what META does, it's super cheap now already but I feel it will still selloff more in this bear market

>>49581825
squiddy diddler

>>49581803
The plan was to buy in the 30s-mid 40s but now I'm second guessing myself. I am confident in MO though. The crash last week was very dumb.

>>49581785

You better stop, bucko

>>49581813
more than that, they want a two tier feudal society again

>>49581751
This is a selective and elective crash. The real value, the profitable mining and energy and commodity sector won't budge, it's already at a very reasonable PE and dividend range mostly. Stuff with infinite PE or small cap is dead. Just dead, retail/consumer is dead, amazon, netflicks, tesla, google, facebook, apple etc. Microsoft and intel are still to high but may be viable in a couple of weeks or a month. This is not all at once, this is what deserves to die dies, what deserves life lives. High PE stuff is FUCKED

Be prepared for a massive fake pump after opening

So honest question here: does this premarket really is rational or are we gonna see huge pump at open? because I can't se the catalyst for dropping 3% over nothing significant happening over the weekend

MSTR -27.7% pre market

>>49579046
Yukihana Lamy specifically her heartbeat ASMR.

... Asahina Meiro... bros I want my lewd maid back...

>>49581803
Mid 20s?
Good luck

>>49581879

Alright. Give me the most lucrative oil trades you got. I'm now a believer that oil is going to fucking moon and there is absolutely nothing to stop it. If the Russia shit ends then no biggie the rest of my portfolio will probably recover but I think we're going to continue to rise as Europe gets fucking railed by winter.

So yeah gimme some oil to buy

>>49581905
There is contagion risk because of crypto
https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/bank-england-rescue-collapsing-stablecoin-issuers-if-theyre-big-enough

>>49581887

Yep, my target P/E range is 15, which funny enough Facebook is already in. But given that it's big tech it will most likely sink even more. I'm just cutting loses on my up positions and going all cash (capitulation). We may get some sick rallies this week but it will dump hard for the week.

>>49581789
It's a full brown monday, not seen the likes since 1929. If you look the ass has just dormed a seat patten and though we may get a splash the vertical trop is just forming as the moving average breaks out from that small tight space

>>49581905
>inflation/CPI
>fed about to milk everyone’s dick off
>dxy going up
>energy going up
>food going up
>vix going up
>yields inverting
>>no catalyst

Anon, I…

>>49579222
Checked

>>49581963
Facebook is worthless though, I mean there is no value there and never will be. Social media marketing is worthless marketing is dead during a consumer recession and facebook was shit to begin with

>>49582002

It makes money despite the focus on the "Metaverse", unlike a lot of companies. Google is another target I have since it's fairly well run too. Anything with a high P/E and running losses (growth stock) is toast 100% though

>>49581960
Ok that I can see it, but that would already be noticeable in PM
>>49581974
We already dropped last week to what seems to be a reasonable amount. If not, why haven't we drop harder on Friday?

Going full long on GME.

>10 year yield at 3.28%

Holy shit, this means the bond market is expecting a higher interest rate raise right?

DXY is pressing the highs, 10yr just went bidless

lets go JOE BIDEN best president in history!!

>>49582065
>Anything with a high P/E and running losses (growth stock) is toast 100% though
Not if you are pozzed with a high ESG score and will get Blackrock approved loans.

>>49581956
NRGU, UCO, GUSH.

>>49582065
Its garbage anon and so is google and apple, amazon etc. Move on. People need food, fuel, oil, ore, they don't need social media marketing selling them cup holders made in china from a website (amazon) and don't want it. What is the point of market platforms that deliver only the poor and the stupid in a consumer recession? Facebook should be converted to a slave market, that would be a growth sector

>>49582115
We are going straight to 2006-2008 and a decade plus of market gains are about to be wiped out

>>49581956
>>49582172
Oil is peaking.

>>49582159
No one, repeat no one buys ESG stocks. That is a warning indicator for investors

>>49582204
It's as peaked as inflation my retardfren

>>49582175
>What is the point of market platforms that deliver only the poor and the stupid in a consumer recession?
you can get money from the stupid no matter how little of it they have
and there are a lot of them

>>49582204
Oil still has legs. A barrel is going to 140 minimum. 200 tops.

>>49582180
Doubt it. The big value dividend stocks with low PE will loose very little. The crap will get incinerated though, shit like tesla

>>49582159

Getting a loan doesn't make your company profitable. That's the nice thing about ESG, no matter how "woke" you are, if you can't turn a profit you will eventually go out of business. Just like all other ideas, reality doesn't care about what you believe. If you're wrong, you'll lose money

>>49582219
this is correct

>>49582115
QUICK SOMEONE GET MANNARINO ON THE PHONE ABOUT THIS HE'S GONNA FREAK

>>49582204
You can't be serious.
>haven't even hit peak oil demand this summer
>opec clearly can't or at least won't scale their demand
>ukraine shit no end in sight
Unless the world is gonna capitulate on their Russian policy leaving America to rot I don't see it. Hey that's maybe happening. But at this point I think people are in fucking denial that if will get worse.

Wow it's actually fucking over this time huh? neat.

>>49582238
Sorry anon, facebook is dead and buried. Move on. Everything from its major shareholder to its position in the eyes of governments around the world to its business model to its users is against it. Its a walking corpse.

>>49582204
>>49582240
Some anon here said it will reach its peak in mid july going by oil just before the 2008 cash

>>49579315
we have to protect ukraine and stop mean tweets. it was worth it to stop fascism

>>49582318
TINA
facebook won't die until the boomers do

>>49582304
>Unless the world is gonna capitulate on their Russian policy
Why? Russia does not matter economically and it needs to be stuck in a cage for the good of the world. It is not like it ever mattered much economically either.

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the

>>49582281
All he sent me was this pic, whatever it means. Maybe this is his speedometer in his Lambo, idk

>>49582219
>No one, repeat no one buys ESG stocks. That is a warning indicator for investors
They get many benefits allowing them to outcompete simple as.
They are backed by the biggest financiers.
>>49582234
Inflation is peaking.
>>49582240
Possible but not worth the risk.

You guys haven't seen shit yet, we'll hit 4% on the 10 year by months's end. Massive selloff incoming

>>49582115
yes. pic related is the forward rate from the start of this month (top) vs now (bottom)

>>49582377

How long will the bear market last?

>We're poised to open at new lows
oh BABY

A CIRCUIT JUST BROKE OVER MY HOUSE!

>>49582421
1 more year

>>49582359
it's nonetheless an important supplier of oil and gas

>>49582376
>Inflation is peaking

>>49582325
That could have been me. If i also posted some charts.
Mid July is too soon tho some anon changed my mind on that. Give it a few months.

>>49582421
could be up to 9 months could be years

I'd like to congratulate Joe Biden on having the first real recession in over 15 years. May even be worse than 2008 at this rate, probably 1970s Jimmy Carter tier at this rate

>>49582359
>Russia does not matter economically
NIGGER are you even paying attention? Tons of commodity exports. Tons of exports of oil and gas to Europe and Asia. China demand is going to come back into the system. Do you just regurgitate the shit you read on the news or do you understand what this fucking bullshit is doing to the world

>>49582449
It's "peaking" tho.
Temporarily which is bearish for oil.

I can't wait to see crypto miners get annihilated.
Imagine still holding something like Bitfarms

>>49582455
Let's Go Brandon

>>49582466
yes this is all the old senile man's fault, nothing to see here goy

>>49582421
Until the shemitah is over unironially, so prepare your wallet for september-october

What time is jpow speaking wed? Is it a day where he reads a prepared speech and then answers questions from reporters or what exactly?

>>49582496
We are at capitulation imagine not buying.

Hmm bakers? get to work

>>49582359
the stock market is not the economy

>>49582466
>we've had recessions under the last two Democrat presidents
I really want to laugh.

>>49582522
2 PM

>>49582496

Coinbase is down 14% - I should have bought puts on Friday when I saw BTC break $29k

>>49582522
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>49582482
Yes I am paying attention, Russia produces les than 1% of the worlds crude and of low quality at that. It has a marginal effect on oil prices if any at all. It is a nothing in minding relative to the rios, vales an bhps and matters not a shit. The entire economy of Russia is equivalent to spain at best and it is far more in teh worlds economic interest to but Russian in a cage than do business with it. Russia does not matter economically, it did not matter in the 90s and it does not matter now and probably never will very much beyond being a hub for criminality and instability.

>>49579150
>>49581775
I did not pass out.

>>49582466
i would say all of this was caused way before his presidency but he was obongos vice pres wasnt he?

>>49582495
What about last week's CPI tells you that inflation has peaked. Do you think just because it's bad now that it can't get worse? Nothing that the Fed has done so far will have any effect on inflation.

>>49582588
>>49582575
Thanks

>>49582646
>>49582646
>>49582646

Anons doomposting amazon why? Why would it fail? I just can't see it.

>>49581695
50bps will provide a relief rally, but they probably will have hawkish undertones so I don't know

>hiring freezes
>layoffs
and it’s a good thing! also biden fully knows this happening. the ends justify the means for their global green new deal and watever else. prolly a mix of Biden bein compromised by ccp and slavic oligarchs, taxpayer funded NGOs(thanks Obama), giga rich jews without a home country and neurotic champagne socialists in NY, LA and DC

>>49582629
Watch the next cpi.

>>49582571
I'm calling it. Biden is the worst fucking president we've had in the last 30 or so years. Bar none. His party has shifted into full fucking fantasy land. He thinks we can supply Europe with the natural gas they need. My fucking ASS Biden you stupid bitch. I hope expecting this guy was worth it just do you wouldn't have a racist orange as your president.

>>49582597
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/03/eu-energy-russia-oil-gas-import/
>Europe is heavily dependent on Russia for its oil and gas. In 2021, two-fifths of the gas Europeans burned came from Russia. And over a quarter of the EU’s imported crude oil comes from Russia.
I do not know where the fuck you're pulling this info out but this shit is plain wrong and you need to stop

>Binance pauses BTC withdrawals

>>49582597
>Russia produces les than 1% of the worlds crude
They are a part of OPEC+

COIN

HOOD

Lol

>>49579823
Please don't sir, I get my disability checks in euro

>>49582677
My best guess is they'll stay their current course. Instead of ramping up to 75, they'll stick with the 2 50s planned and if it continues to remain high they'll stay with 50s longer instead of dropping to 25s. They're already getting results, things are cooling off in places, so I think they'd be more afraid of hiking too hard, too fast.

>>49582875
Fed can't raise rates fast enough. I was listening to something last night and basically we need negative real rates for the fed to not default. So we are looking fucked. I think if the 10yr hits 3.5 we might see some serious shit.

>>49583035
>Fed can't raise rates fast enough.
Powell seems reluctant to go full Volcker even if it would be the fastest way to curb inflation.

newbie here. What is the best crypto wallet out there? I was thinking the Ledger or Trezor.

>>49583125
Would also cause a recession

>>49583125
Well they can't. US would default I guess. I'm sure you could probably find some writing on it but I've been hearing this more and more and yeah I think we're screwed. I don't know if I have any qualms about holding crypto through this mess because it's very possible it does well as people figure out the dollar is in serious trouble. We're screwed if the world goes "Sorry US, we need Russian oil and gas" I think because we're clearly fighting this war at the expense of other countries.

Bond market is beyond FUCKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKBN3MGUGI

>>49581971
Thank you for this astute brown market action analysis. This is what I come here for.

>>49583125
Powell is not here to save the market, he is here to destroy it. Notice he doesn’t have an obviously Jewish last name nor appear overtly Jewish. [They] will use a White-Man as the destroyer of all things.

>>49582434