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49577303 No.49577303 [Reply] [Original]

Uhh.. We're gonna be ok Celcius bros, r-right?

>> No.49577319

>>49577303
Rugpull incoming

>> No.49577329

of course brothers help brothers fight tradfi

>> No.49577374

oops, out of money

>> No.49577448

>>49577303
It'll be fine

>> No.49577453

B-b-but muh defi

>> No.49577797

Short answer: no.
Long answer: noooooooooooooooooooo you daft cunt!

>> No.49577851

>>49577303
no unfortunately it's over

>> No.49578003

> Bank run
> Withdrawals stopped to buy some time
> Media: 'cryptos are a scam look at celcius'
> Bitcoin and crypto take a dive
> Can't exit their position at a reasonable price
If only they could have known a bear market was around the corner kek

>> No.49578027

>>49577303
anyone who gave their funds to an israeli jew and his porn thot deserves this

>> No.49578123

>>49577303
By the time the average normie figures this out this guy will be chilling on a beach in Tel Aviv with a new identity.

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49578131

>>49577303
of course OP, everything's fine
Even chainlink guarantees it is

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>>49577303
oh nonononoon ahahahahahahahahhah

>> No.49578219

>>49578131
Kek

>> No.49578249

>>49578215
Oh shit it is real