/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's unironically over

I love reading how racist incels are losing everything and killing themselves

U.K. is in recession, this is not a drill

I'm gonna all in on SQQQ and VIX premarket.

So what kind of effect the Indian Rupee losing value will have on stocks, futures, etc. soon?

I demand additional cheapies.

what will COIN open at? LMAOOOOOO

Lots of spicy SCOTUS decisions today.

>>49574809
SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL REDEEM

>>49574804
here we go boys, its all starting to come together, the end game for 2022.

bull bros...bobo will pay for what he's done to us

ETH new low of the day 1296. IT DONT STOP. THERE IS NO REDEMPTION

>>49574803
Nice.

>>49574792
Racist incels deposited their internet magic money at Celsius which is run by a Ukrainian Jew, Alex Mashinsky?

dont panic yet bros.

IM LYING YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN PANICING FOR THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WARNING SIGNS WERE ALL THERE WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49574804

Are there any UK companies worth buying shares in during a bear market? Maybe I'll pick up some GRG shares.

>>49574763
SIGA WILL BE THE ONLY GREEN COMPANY ON THE NYSE THIS WEEK

>>49574849
People should learn their lesson from this, crypto is gonna be the first to pump, but also the first to dump. As it has no intrinsic value as stocks do which are kept up by fake government money and overleveraged traders. If crypto had the fed managing it, btc would probably be at 35k or something.

Uranium imoutos, now is our time, we will decouple due to rising out of control inflation a recession can't stop and we will be the most weathiest investors on the stock market! uweeeee~

>>49574879
how do you know if someone is a homosexual on /smg?

dont worry, they'll tell you

>>49574881
Celsius and crypto crashing is the canary in the coal mind. Prepare for the great depression 2. This is bidens america

>>49574890
i am a celibate homosexual who knows firsthand how deeply degenerate the rest are and i am long SIGA yes how could you tell?

>>49574866
U.K. shares neither go up or down they are the most boring stocks in the world, however some do pay good dividends

>>49574908
Ya i agree, I'm not gonna say that its purely bidens fault, it took 2 parties to sign that stimulus package, and they both took the money and ran. Republicans and democrats got big payouts from the package. Everyone prospers except the little guy, classic capitalism.

>>49574908
Underrated

>>49574928
Classic government you mean

>>49574889
Yes, that is my final cope. U positions, give me strength.

Oh no monopoly dollars but online are losing value!!!!!!!!

>>49574866
UK market underperformed a lot of the other markets after the nothing burger crash in 2020. Check if the company in EU/UK you're buying is headed by a Prajeet or a token Ngubu.

Normies are predicting that we will all be financially ruined soon. Thoughts?

You boomers and your worthless stocks.. How much is your return?

>>49574792
I’m just racist. Not an incel. Didn’t lose anything. White power. Fuck you nigger.

>>49574879
this is acceptable

>>49575052
I'm actually predicting stagflation. Not necessarily a total collapse, just a shit show

>>49574866
Games workshop is the only one I can think of.

>>49574763
BYD and Xiaomi saving my portfolio right now kek

>>49574804
It's not important though.

Oil

>>49575093

>>49575145
Why isn’t gold on this graph?

>euro markets open
>SPY pumps
Greetings from poland I hate europeons so much.

>>49574763
weeeeee

>>49575196
>Poland
Which internet stock broker do you use? I'm in Canada and use Interactive Brokers.

>>49574972
Sprott-sama has big cash reserves to buy any sold off uraniums with immediately, plus we're decoupling, on Friday uranium outpreformed the market even if we were red which is new.

>>49575203

RDBX is free money. :)

>>49574889
>>49574972
When oil hits 180$...they'll beg for the green rocks

>>49574763
Last time I checked we hit -14%.

who could foresee 20% interest income through crypto was going to blow up

>>49575294
Grandpa Brandon says the congress must give the DoE 4.3 billions of dollars to buy uraniums with, all from domestic producers! I doubt there's even that much sitting above ground

>>49574809

I wouldn't worry. If they want to defend the Rupee they've got shitloads of gold and 50% debt/gdp.

India will be just fine... aside from being filled with Indians, of course.

>>49575425
>aside from being filled with Indians, of course.
Bit of a trouble that

>markets not even open
>already over -2%
Yeah im thinkin it's gonna be a good week already

>>49575248
I use my bank.

I guess its ogre. Maybe we hope for a Double bottom, nya

So what the fuck are they gonna say during the fed meeting?
Are they just going to clown it?

Futs

>>49575527
>4?
>10.
>4.5.
>10
>4.75, and it's lunch time
>deal

THE COLLAPSE IS HERE!!!
>CRYPTO
>BONDS
>REAL ESTATE
>STONKS
EVERYTHING IS RUGGING!!!!

> futures

>>49575527
Jpow : "Uhhhhhh I'm not really an economist oopsie poopsie hahahaha I don't know what I'm doing I'm just going to do a 75 beepis points hike and hope for the best!"

>>49575105

>Limeys reporting on US gun control bullshit as tho it affects them in the slightest

Man o man, us having the right to defend ourselves really chaps their asses don't it. That's what happens when you don't fight for your freedom lads: you remain slaves.

Canada that goes for you as well.

>>49575585
futs

not so fast

>>49575603
while it has indeed started happening, it's not *HAPPENING* yet.
It will *HAPPENING* once people start capitulating and pulling out their 401k
Probably by late fall/early 23

>btc about to do another doozey

BTC JUST HAD TO DO IT TO EM HUH

>>49575614
It's interesting to us because we already solved the issue 26 years ago. And also we created you.

>>49575603
commodities are holding up fine

>>49575610
is that a transcript from the biden yellen meeting?

>VIX at 31
it's over

>>49575636
fall 23??? come on, its beginning right now, i doubt it'll take that long with rate hikes.

>>49575738
late fall 2022, latest I can see is early 2023

>>49575727
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>49575668

>brit trying to defend his cucked island

Woah woah woah. Put down the butter knoif before I call the bobbies on ya, mate. That's there's bloody illegal innit?

Hoping for circuit breakers today. They are so comfy.

>>49575720
no that meeting went like this
Brandon : "Hello Mr. Federal Reserve how can I help you?
Jpow : "Actually you summoned me here Mr. Brandon"
Brandon : "........................"
Yellen : "Jerome, start the next round of QE as soon as possible, you are dismissed"

>>49575799
will we see the return of march 2020 circuit breaker kino bobro?

BTC new low

>futes

>>49575810
man, at least the bog's had some decency. these new clowns are pure evil. wojack will be the last of his blood

>thinking this is funny
MY FUCKING HOUSE IS GONE, MY SAVINGS NONEXISTANT- I HAVE NO HOPE

>>49575885
did you mortgage your house to go all in or something

>>49575885
why didn't you just rotate into commodities that would pump with inflation at the very least?

We are literally 10 points away from reaching the final support level before the elevator down.

>>49575810
probably too close to the truth.

24472 , 1268

>>49575799
I second this motion

>>49575813
worse

>>49575939
If you're taking the elevator down, isn't it best to go as fast as possible?

Someone tell me how TSLA is still at 721 billion? Fucker should have been the first to crash

>>49574763
its ogre

>>49575968
comfy, I've been in cash for the last 6 months and I want to slurp cheapies

You guys seriously surprised over this dump or just memein? it was a really overdue dump and it barely started

>>49576016
I thought I had more time. Legit surprised by the speed with which cryptotards are sharding. If they're already at 2019 highs without tether blowing up imagine how worse it could be when tether stops redemptions.

>23k to be accepted soon

wow crypto is really drilling even before market opens

>>49575983

Same reason as GME is still over $20

>>49576127
BUDDY LOOK AT LUNA COMPUTER

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqi2hoAXYQ

>>49575961
The clock didnt run for long this time

>>49576016
Bearly started, you mean

I am a retarded permabull and I would welcome a deep correction not even for cheapies anymore. But to wipe out GMEshits and cryptopajeets off the face of the planet.

market dipping -11% today

are you ready?

3.22%
>3.22%
3.22%
>3.22%
3.22%
>3.22%
3.22%
>3.22%

>QQQ about to be down 30% ytd
>SPY about to be down 20% ytd
Surely the second half of the year is going to be better than the first

dont look at the futes bros...

BUDDY LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER SYSTEMS

>>49576219
My shorts are ready.

>>49576239
Yes, for commodities

>>49575603
Is now actually a good time to put some money into BTC or ETH? I've never invested in crypto before, but their recovery potential from this crash does seem very attractive. Alternatively I guess I could just buy more SOXL dips.

Circuit Breakers

TSLA down 3%

>>49576239
All markets about to be down 80% YTD.

3 MILLION ROCK HARD DIRTY COCKS JUNE 26TH NEWYORK GAYSEX BROS

>>49576247
RDBX = $$$$$$$$

>>49576273
Ask yourself 2 questions before buying in the markets right now.
1.Do you think this is the bottom.
2. Are you willing to hold as your investments in crypto possible bleed 40-50% further.
If the answer to both are yes then buy.

>>49576309
1. No
2. Yes.

>>49576298
>it's actually up

bruh

>>49576273
Fucking imbecile

>3811.7
Get ready.

>>49576273
Another crypto winter is coming. When BTC is down 80% from the top then consider it.

>>49576374
>winter
>not an ice age where it just all freezes under permafrost to be uncovered in the next 10k years or so and laughed at

My only respite in this market is that crypto is going to 0

>>49576342
Bruh. I know.

>>49576309
I mean, timing the exact bottom is always impossible, so instead of your first question, my main question I'm asking myself right now is how much further can BTC drop until big money starts slurping. I mean, many institutions and billionaires are invested in BTC and have averages over $30k, I just can't see them allowing it to fall below $20k let alone sell their own positions at a huge loss. But maybe I'm completely wrong about it.

>economic Armageddon
>gold goes down
Clown world

>>49576358

>>49576420
it''s the dollar milkshake buddy

> But to wipe out GMEshits and cryptopajeets off the face of the planet.

lol@you

>>49576417
You're right but i think its just illogical and irrational to buy in the moment the first big shakeup starts. I know people get impatient but if the stock market keeps dropping btc won't magically stay high. Crypto has nothing to hold it up, no fed or governments, it's just hedge fundies and the few retail pigs still left to be slaughtered. I've been waiting all year for the crypto markets to crash and I'm going to wait more, I just don't see this being the bottom.

Zero is the bottom

>>49576289
SIGA 1000$ EOY

>>49576467
don't even consider buying into crypto until you start seeing suicides in the headlines. this might be the beginning of capitulation though so you may be in luck.

>>49576420
It's not "clownworld" you had this explained to you when it happened in March 2020 midwit. Gold will always dump during a market downturn because companies use it as a hedge and dump it to cover their other positions and then it comes back slightly quicker than stocks.

>>49576298
>>49576342
Let's talk about RDBX, that seems like a fun topic.
So they're doing a merger with a share price of 0.69c or something like that. Even the retail traders pumping it agree that you need to get out before the merger happens, or your $15 dollar shares turn into ~60 cents each. Shorting it should be free money, but shorting meme stocks is hard (no borrow availability, astronomical borrow fees, possibility to get squoozled).

So how do we short it? I'm looking at the options chain (https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RDBX/options?date=1674172800)), selling a c1 and buying a c10, both for 2023, seems like what I'd go for. Thoughts?

>>49576555
But no gold actually changed hands, it’s all electronic

Cryptocurrencies are going to die, but we're going to survive bros - I'm never selling my dividend stocks.

Can we all just say AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>49576545
This,the luna suicides were just the beginning

>sold all my SQQQ for a small profit Friday, thought I made the wise and respectable decision
>Figured price would drop due to rally before fed meeting
>Stu and the rest of the bankers jacked the price up today by $5 at 4 o clock in the morning

Why am I so stupid bros

>>49576580
That makes no difference. Physical gold doesn't need to be moved around for the spot price to change this way.

SOXS SISTERS!!! WE WIN!!

>>49576555
Gold isnt even dumping yet wait for 9 30 am smack downs to see real margin call dumps

holy fuck
we are already down 100 points
already testing 3800
and it's only 4:20 in the morning
we don't open for another 5 hours..
what the fuck........

>>49576624
>rally before fed meeting

>>49576578
hmm very big spreads means low liquidity. would be hard to get out of any decent sized position. best to go super small and just go for mini scalps?

>>49576591
>gold down almost 1%
time to buy

Did I just see NASDAQ futures flash from 370 to 398 at fucking 1am?

Can a circuit breaker pop before open?

>>49576679
Time to dust off my 2020 crash meme collection

>>49575063
61% yoy
>>49575668
oi, you have a loicense for that shitposting?

WHY IS THIS HAPPENIIIING???!!!!

>>49576702
do you mean a small naked position?

Seems like the plunge protection team didn't get sleep tonight. Hope they have enough energy for the rest of the week.

>>49575065
wHiTe pOwEr!

NRGU under 600 today.

>>49576636
I was actually scared, that we get liquidated by a fake monday pump

>>49576759
naked would be the most agile, yeah. flipping puts here and there where you can

>49576772
Anyone smell fresh bagels?

IT'S HERE
THE
CA
PIT
U
LA
TION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>49576693
I thought normal money would slurp the dip, it's rare that such a red day would be followed by and even redder day

>>49576763
>imagine sacrificing your first born child to the bull god moloch to save money
desu, it seems reasonable at this moment

>>49576822
>it's the fucking capitulation wine mixer!

Could AMC have a spike up like GME?

WE WARNED YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT STUFF
WE WARNED YOU!!!

>>49576826
I was considering selling a put on friday since the premiums were sky-high
fucking glad I was stressed out by the red and held off

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!

>>49576883
that diluted shit?

How does one get a stock boyfriend to lose money together with?

nope

never selling

https://youtu.be/OPlK5HwFxcw

>>49576591
jewssssssssssss

There is powerful JEW-ery going on right now

>>49576892
#bulls
#exuberance

>>49576969
Full moon too. Kikes will make their sacrifices today.

Lots of great opportunities to buy in the next few months. What are the white whales you're hoping to buy at the bottom, /biz/?

Surely after this shit we will pump on the FED meeting Wednesday

>>49577015
NET

>>49577015
TQQQ

US 10-YR 3.22%
>US 10-YR 3.22%
US 10-YR 3.22%
>US 10-YR 3.22%
US 10-YR 3.22%
>US 10-YR 3.22%
US 10-YR 3.22%
>US 10-YR 3.22%

It inverted
Good luck in the oncoming recession anons, I hope for the best for all of you

>>49577105
what do the columns mean

>>49577105
Recession from last inversion postponed. This is good for bobros.

What's Joe Biden going to blame the crash on? He's been saying he has created the strongest of most diverse economy in the history of this country, so will he take credit for the crash too. I'm expecting the SP500 to go 1500.

SOXLsisters...

>>49574763
AAAAAAA

>>49577143
value (in yield %) | increase (in yield %) | increase in % (of yield %)

>>49577151
10% is nothi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49577152
Shutting down nuclear power plants in Germany was a great idea.

>>49577149
White supremacy.

Bloomberg also just now reporting on it, called oncoming recession

>>49577160
thanks, inversion confirmed

CRYPTO barfed again. I cant keep up with the tick tock

>>49577151
>17.15
gentle reminder that someone will have bought SOXL over 70 at the beginning of the year

>>49577152
FARK

>>49577229
and that someone is Kathy (20% annual return per year) Woods.

>>49577152
man modern germans are completely and utterly fucking retarded
did the us take all of the ones left with any intelligence after ww2?

>>49577027
I hope not, this has been pretty entertaining to watch

>>49577275
Yes, and they're all in Texas. With the lights off.

>>49577275
the us has its own NRC (nuclear reduction and degrowth commission) unfortunately
china will grow larger

BUY THE DIP AND HODL!

how have americucks not revolted yet? I thought you all had weapons? Or do you only shoot up schools with them

>>49577372
Why revolt, I'm making money and don't live in a blue state

>>49577347
I didnt realize dogebaggies were still a thing lol

>>49577347

>23k accepting getting closer and closer

>>49577347

>>49577347
>-196k
That's like half a house in america or a mansion in europe

>Short BTC
>Long Silver

This is the time lads

>green ID
IMGI

BTC $150 AWAY FROM ACCEPTING 23K

>>49576910
my thoughts too but it did spike up to 30 a little while back

>>49574763
woah wtf

>>49577600
$75 AWAY NOW

BANG BANG
TERRA
BANG BANG
LUNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgPDqcsLI58

wtf is going on

>>49577614
$34 intraday.

>>49577347
Or get placed in HODL mode?

>>49577652
Even Cramer doesn't know what to think.

>>49577347
thank God cryptoshitters haven't discovered leverage yet

>>49577713
There's degens who used to do 100x margin on binance

>>49577649
>>>/wsg/4572981

>SPY lost 20.68% since ATH
i-it's a long term investment

1200.00 OFFERED
24000.00 OFFERED

>>49577713
>thank God cryptoshitters haven't discovered leverage yet
Are you serious?
What we are witnessing now is the unwinding of one of the most leveraged market in existence. A full on margin cascade.

>>49577652
lots of support levels are getting broken asfaik

23K ACCEPTED
23K ACCEPTED
23K ACCEPTED

1180 OFFERED
CAPITULATION? NO GAPS ON THAT 1M CHART

https://streamable.com/hqe9sy

I bet the rest of biz is totally exploding right now, I’m not even going to look

>>49577625
A C C E P T E D

>>49577689
Thats not saying much.

>>49577815
>GME
You're next, buddy.

>>49577713
Every Cryptofag who played margin ends up roping himself. It has been this way since bitmex

>>49577759
zoom out

>>49577746
Kek. I kneel Gen X sama.

Do not be afraid; our fate
Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift.

>>49577856
zoom cope

just imagine all the boomers ree'ing over their 401ks

>>49577844
Cap

>futures literally drilling into the Earth's core
It's going to be a limit down day isn't it.

Just shut down the country and print money what could happen?

You know what? Fuck it just give us circuit breakers already

gonna go buy some kolaches, who wants something?

>>49578087
Just 2 meters of rope. Keep the change.

Yes I know it's almost 10000, keep it, I won't need it soon, haha.

How do I buy us treasuries?

You can't make that up lmao the anti-Midas touch is real

futes

How is legal?

oilbros why we crashin?

>currently down 27% on wheat
I thought this would be a safe bet

>>49578169
because everything is terrible forever

>>49577230
Can you please enlighten me on your plan to short tesla and how it might play out

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1536202644469043201?s=20&t=Te18lkt1cDgd4adNriENeQ

>>49578166
Pls dont doomp it I didn't buy puts on Friday

>>49578166
Double bottom accepted, sorry bobo but its over for you

>>49578162
Every time.

>W-we gonna rally a-after the fed's meeting

You guys called me dumb for exiting like a month ago and now look at you

>>49578169
UK ECONOMY DECLINED -0.3% MOM IN APRIL; EST. +0.1% *UK APRIL INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION FELL -0.6% MOM; EST. +0.2%

>>49577815
>ignoring the underlying power struggle in VW during 2008

>>49578240
desu it was dumb. You coulda FOMOd in SQQQ like me and be counting your shekels today
I'm probably exiting today or tomorrow desu

>>49578162
He knows what's up. His job is to sell bags to retail.

>>49578240
i exited crypto in january, stocks last month, god be with everyone on the sinking ship

BTC down 8.88% on the day so far. That's lucky, right?

>>49578150
TLT TMF

>>49578190
Been short since 1100. Not covering till 80

Syscon is one of the first blockchain platforms that will implement ZK-rollups on a considerable scale.

>>49578240
>tfw had to exit in late March due to getting rally-heemed as a Bobo and having to pay taxes

Where da miner gpu at? Gibs me that 3060 ti for 200$

why did i sell my puts on friday

>>49578169
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49578319
Do you think it makes big moves down this year?

Premarket is looking kinda poopy bros

Remember all the mumus falling for the priced in meme?

>>49578457
Being priced in was priced in, so we're going down.

> barely holding 3800
I guess wifey was right. This crash really is going to make the dotcom bubble look like a back test.

>>49578457

I was promised a santa rally and a meltup

>>49574804
Not surprising given the massive incompetence by everyone from government to media to corporations in tacking the crisis of the past 3 years.

>>49575105
God I hate this fucking country. Why can't I win the euromillions so I can fuck off already?

relax JPOW will save us.

>>49578457
I remember when Mumus bought the dip at 450

>>49578511
2 more weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnimAyfW-f4

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

23800 OFFERED

The more time goes on, the smarter I feel for selling everything back in May, despite the fact that I actually know nothing about finance. But it seems I will have time to learn and then scoop up some cheap stocks. Do I have time, /biz/? What's the timeline for the market and the economy look like in the next two years?

>>49578615
PULL UP
RETARD
RETARD
PULL UP

>>49577152
source?

All the wailing from the crypto pits and the last 2 big players, Tether and MSTR, haven't been liquidated yet.

>>49578627
Nobody can look in the future for you. Today could be the bottom for all we know

Should i go all in on SP500 inverse indices or SQQQ?

I need financial advice bros

>>49578682
I understand enough to know that the very uncertainty of the situation is part of what's causing the crash, but I was just curious what anon's educated guesses (read: hot takes) were, just as data.

>>49578682
>Today could be the bottom for all we know

>>49578636
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP

As I've been saying for the last 6 months, we are at PEAK EVERYTHING. From this moment on, everything goes down in price. Forever

>>49577152
>>49578662
nvm i checked the source, it's some "new right" trash newspaper.

>>49578682
>Today could be the bottom

>>49578694
>should I pick a direction when things can go violently in either direction
yes, with leverage too

btw I hear /smg/ talk a lot less about options in 2022, is degen options gambling going out of fashion? Did the OTM call gamblers get wiped out?

>>49578715
>>49578745
Have you learned nothing? Do you not fear the honkler?

>>49578758
I don't know, but this is the week siga-anon is either revealed as a genius or he ropes. Possibly the last hero of the short dated way OTM call buyers.

>>49578758
I learned my lessons. I am goyim i cant outsmart the option seller kikes

Stock capital growth requires population growth. Take that population growth away, and the growth is gone. Which means the growth premium is gone. Which means everything goes to a p/e of 7. But we don't just have an absence of growth. We now have a human population that is declining thanks to infertility, virus and vaccines. So we have negative growth

>>49578636
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party

>>49578825
One of the more prosaic schizo opinions I've ever seen.

>>49578825
Feminism is why population growth has halted, you don’t see this problem in the islamic world

>>49578808
he sold for $0.30 a contract

>VIX 33
lol

>>49578915
wew
how to wipe out over half your net worth in one easy step, amirite? I hope he learns patience from this and recovers eventually.

>>49575885
EQUITY'S BROKEN, MY MORTGAGE IS SMOKIN'
THEY'RE EVEN FORECLOSING MY NAAAAME
I CAN'T PAY THE FEES-AND THEY'RE MIGHTY UNPLEAS-ED
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BAAAAAAAAGS

>>49576246
ah… ah

$JPM is currently not allowing payments or transfers via online banking? Hmmmm?

>>49578929
holy shit

>>49576273
There are still 2 (two) dog coins in the top 100, top 20 even. You shouldn't consider buying until those are out of the top 500.

>>49579015
>>49579015
>>49579015
>>49579015
>>49579015