/biz/ - Business & Finance

I couldn't paste the link to etherscan because wt snacks thought it was spam

*They* are really trying to destroy crypto for real this time, aren't they?

>>49564005
QRD on this celsius shit please?

>>49564024
>oldfag cant into uninstall spam filters
doubt [x]

>>49564032
tl;dr it's pretty much about to fall like a house of cards

>>49564005
i cant believe that anon predicted all of this the day before it happened

>>49564032
something something jews hate em and they control part of the chainlink treasury

>>49564062
Sounds like it's time to bail out.. but how low does this shit go? Is there any end in sight?

>>49564056
what? I don't install/uninstall or mess with any browser stuff, that's how people get compromised

>>49564032
Theyre insolvent, FTX is about to arbitrage and liquidate their stETH positions. All the idiots who are staking/yield farming in their platform are in HODL mode and cant withdraw kek. Literally MtGox 2.0.

OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW NOOOOOOOOOOO I LONGED 2600 WITH HALF MY STACK

>>49564141

jesus. lol. this is like mtgox 2.0 for sure.

>>49564141
Sounds a bit like Bitconnect.

>>49564141
Think Fat Sammy Bankman is finally going to be stripped of all his kike powers?

>>49564107
>Sounds like it's time to bail out.. but how low does this shit go? Is there any end in sight?

When Celsius goes Mt Gox 2.0 then the market bottoms out.

>>49564005
I took _ALL_ of my shit off of there last night

>>49564306

Good for you anon. You don't want be in a Mtgox situation. Not your keys. Not your coins.

>>49564141
time to short till the bottom then

>>49564116
>t. not an oldfag
at least you tried

>>49564056
How would newfags even know about wt snacks

>>49564306
me too nigga. Got scared when my withdrawal was still pending for 4 hours but I'm gucci now.

>>49564531

Good. Take your coins off this place. You don't lose your money do you anon?

>>49564032
doomers found a new thing to repeat 2 more weeks about

Someone explain this to me like a retard, what's happening

>>49564509
everyone knows about moot and snacks. proves nothing. the marketers that shill here are paid to do so by actual oldfags who made it from BTC back in the day. they go through the archives to fit in and we all know the gpt3 bots were trained on /pol/ and other boards from 2016 or so they tell us

>>49564620
QRD:
Alex is a known scammer with a 1 million dollar lien on his how.
He hired a former porn star to be head of funds with ZERO experience.
Hired a scammer to be CFO that got arrested for crypto fraud within WEEKS.
Lost millions of dollars last year sending excess bitcoins to users and begging them to send the money back.
Lost millions in badgerDAO hack.
Kept money in Anchor protocol and gambled users funds.
Is currently on damage control mode telling everyone "celsius is safe guyz!" on his blog.
Now suddenly 100 million in BTC is mysteriously transferred over from their account.

>>49564721
Thank you kind anon

Would it kill you to write 94m bitcoin

tldr they want to freak out the linkies. why they care about a coin out of the top twenty I dont even know

>>49564141
kek

>>49564721
>Lost millions of dollars last year sending excess bitcoins to users and begging them to send the money back.
wasn't that blockfi?

>>49564811
Digits confirm. Are these the discord trannies?

>>49564871
more than likely bro. check the catalog. there are no LINK fud threads after years of nonstop low tier pajeet FUD.

>>49564840
That can't be real, right?

>>49564871
>>49564916
>thread dies
this is the new LINK fud confirmed

>>49565022
checked. praise kek for truth

>>49564721
How do people keep falling for this shit?

>>49565092

Greed anon. Greed.

>>49564997
It’s not real
Well it’s real, you can toggle this mode on
But it’s not being forced on users
Celsius is not insolvent. All this shit is retarded fud.

>>49564840

any reason why I shouldn't be shorting CEL to zero

>>49564005
aren't they based in Israel and tied to Mossad tech industry VC through Mashinsky, like that Moshe Hegog guy who is in jail for running scams?

if Celsius is what ends up crashing all of crypto i'm going to laugh

>>49565430
The second you short it'll spike up just enough to liquidate you, then continue plummeting

>>49565467

It is mt gox 2.0

>>49565430
Because
>the market won't price it in yet and you'll get liquidated by a scamwick
>if it actually does go to zero, exchanges will lock trading like with luna and then refuse to honor the short/automatically sell it cheap when they reopen

>>49565508
this is true. i closed my luna short at like $15 afraid of just that, shorted it again at 6 the next morning and went to brunch and came back to it at 1 cent and they absolutely fucked me

discord trannies went too far with the based king zach consensus shooter LINK fud meme but this is just too retarded
>this isnt about LINK
kek it is always about LINK

Why is it that linkies always have to make every thread somehow about LINK? If it's negative crypto, it's somehow "LINK FUD", every time.

What's really going on there?

>>49565825
this is about LINK confirmed ty anon LINk is the most important asset in crypto

>>49565825
The demoralisation bots arrive soon after thread is discovered to be FUD, like clockwork.

>>49566041
>discovered to be FUD
what?

>>49564005
This shit is exactly why I refused to participate in any ponzi bullshit (aside from quick in and out of shitcoins) since I got into crypto. Not your keys not your coins, full stop.

>>49566041
>why is this fud somehow connected to LINK?
>REEEE WHY DO LINKIES HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM
every time kek. because it is always about chainlink and they are mad the shooter meme didnt shake anyone and neither will the celsius mem

>>49564841
yeah

>>49566094
Oh look. I think the bot's script doesn't know how to handle someone discovering it. Pathetic.

>>49564840

>>49566229
everyone is liquidating worthless shit for LINK now that stake is confirmed

>>49566103
Absolutely
The returns all these ponzis claim you can make is all you need to know that it’s a scam.
I run a real business that builds real things and it’s a roughly 10% profit margin every year.
I can put my money with a bank and they’ll get me 6% usually.
Seeing these hucksters con people into thinking they can make all this money for nothing is just pathetic.

>>49566294
u dont run shit nigger. you are not a real person

>>49564840
You vill not sell
you vill own nautzing
and you vill... be happy

>>49566479

rofl.

Luna liquidated 4 billion of btc like a week ago and couldn’t get us under $25k. Eat a dick bears. Never selling. Always accumulating. Get fucked. Eth on the other hand is totally fucked.

>>49564721

>>49566851
wait she looks familiar

>>49566949
wait for what we are all just sitting here

Im starting the buying i dont care about that chubby ugly sweaty unwashed jew fuck it

>>49564005

like rats from a sinking ship

>>49564721
the current state of crypto in 2022. no wonder vitalik is so disappointed

>>49564721
Getting close to the final flush

>>49566949
She looks like the head of institutional lending at Celsius

>>49565572
funny how they auto deleverage the positions in profit, but let the ones in a loss just go to max loss/liquidation

>>49567213
Booba gib

>>49564531
Booba again

this paid fud brought to you by nexo

IT'S FUCKING REAL
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>IT'S FUCKING REAL

>>49567586
Read it for yourself right here https://blog.celsius.network/a-memo-to-the-celsius-community-59532a06ecc6

>>49564383
How can I short this shit??

>>49565139
https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536169010877739009?t=IwvUcTGZZ9-7G2V8rnTEBg&s=19
Lol ok fag

>>49567709
nexo looking really fine right comrad?

>>49567586
>>49567609
holy kek its actually happening

HODL mode is on :^)

>>49567586
>>49567609

mt gox 2.0 people. not your keys not your coins!

>>49564721
>Lost millions of dollars last year sending excess bitcoins to users and begging them to send the money back
I remember this. Truth is he went insolvent by that and cryptotards were too dumb to question it.

>>49567586
>HODL MODE
diamond hands fellow inCELs

>>49564024
>https://etherscan.io/address/0x8aceab8167c80cb8b3de7fa6228b889bb1130ee8#tokentxns

>>49564005
>>49567586
>You can't withdraw, but we sure can!
:-)

>>49564180
This guy had 100% the right idea he was just at the wrong place in the cycle when he had it.

I honestly hope he weathered the bear market and made $10M in dogcoins in 2021.

>>49567410
Sir, I suggest you get your mind out of the gutter and take a look at her nifty PPT. You might learn a thing or 2.

>>49564032
>be greedy jews
>try to outperform the competition who's already on full staking ponzi mode with an even more ponziesque APY return
>is mathematically doomed to fail because staking is literally giving others bagholders' money to attract more fresh baggies
>no more new blood
>can't pay rewards
>fail
>lock accounts of baggies
>rugpull in process
>soon celsius jews will enjoy what's left of the baggies' monies, slurping a mojita on a copeacabana's beach and will never be prosecuted for their crimes
>baggies on reddit will kys

It's literally the fate of EVERY SINGLE shitcoin proposing staking.

https://www.bitporno.com/e/GQY8Y6I9FJ

Vid is HD

Why does my account suddenly say -70%?

What happened to my money?

>>49567709
>We understand that this news is difficult, but we believe that our decision to pause withdrawals, Swap, and transfers between accounts is the most responsible action we can take to protect our community
We don't have the liquidity to let you withdraw or cash out, so we're freezing all transactions to protect you.

>>49568319
Israel is thanking your for your sacrifice, gentilebro.

>>49568500
>1 hour chart : -50%
holy fuck my sides

>>49564840
LOL holy FUCK!

>>49567213
/biz/ got her fired like 2 years ago because we can't allow a girl who did an amateur porn scene to work at an insolvent ponzi scheme. It makes crypto look bad. Must cancel the degenerates.

>>49568788
The best part is her quote from the actual shoot.

I HAVE MY SHIT ON FTX IS IT SAFE?

>>49568854
sure thing :)

Get your shit off of Nexo, Crypto.com, and Blockfi too if you haven't already. I had $1000 worth of LINK on Blockfi that I forgot about and I just placed a transfer.

>>49568272

wow i mean just wow.

>>49568848
>>WTF
WTF
whores destroy everything

>>49568262
So chainlink is next right? I really want that shit to fail.

>>49568962
Forbe's finest

>>49566279
dude, just let it go, It's over.

Whats the safest thing for me to do RIGHT NOW to get my crypto off of ftx and cb. I dont have a hardware wallet.

>>49568854
Thank you for your donation to the Joe Biden 2024 Re-election Fund!

>>49568986
chainlink never succeeded anon. I'm afraid linktards will never relent though.

>>49564005
>wake up at 3:30am bong time
>entire crypto space melting down
>what's the point in even trying to go back to sleep

>>49564005
holy mother of FUCK, It's just one thing after another. Crypto is actually just getting murdered. It is unironically over.

I wonder what is the percentage of crypto rugs to people committing suicide. It'd be worthy of research

>>49569102
I guess try Guarda or Exodus wallet. I've used jaxx but that was years ago.

>>49568848
>quickly proved herself as much more

ya i fuckin bet

>>49569102
myetherwallet

>>49569202
I'm just waiting for the tether collapse tomorrow when markets open. Getting hard just thinking about it.

>>49568962
They don't. They're red flags that work their way into vulnerable systems that are likely going to crumble anyways. That whore saved you from putting your funds into CEL, had you noted said red flag.

Shitposting aside, I guess shorting right now would not be retarded?
>>49568848
I just don't get why people are still on about her.
>>49569181
Don't you mean
>wake up at 3 and a half bongs
?

>>49569359
>I just don't get why people are still on about her.
Because celsius just imploded?

>>49568272
kek

>>49568848
Honestly I gave them benefit of the doubt when this all happened, perhaps they just made a mistake and hired somebody unqualified with a questionable past. Now I'm 100% certain that she was just sucking dozens of scammer cocks every day.

>>49564005
You realize that's not btc right? whoever the custodian is for the actual btc still has to redeem it. I'm not betting on it happening anons.

>>49564005
kill all democrats and democrat voters

>>49564531
Who is she?

So Celsius is just a wallet site with a coin associated with them? And people who bought either their coin, or are holding other crypto using their service, are now fucked?
If Im using coinbase im ok for now, right?

>>49564005
There's nothing safe if the company just depend on the flow of the deposits and dependant on crypto. Freeway is different and the TVL even continue to increase. They got their own funds to also use from. So we're not losing hope there.

>>49569378
But that shit was from back in 2019. Seemed like people were still acting like it was a recent thing.
>>49569802
No, it's a crypto hedge fund. They manage (gamble with) your crypto and pay you "staking," for lack of a better word, rewards.

>>49569181
Spaghettifag here, I'm not sleeping either fren you're not alone. I'm down 7k EUR today.
Luckily I got my money out of Celsius last month. Could be worse I guess.
>>49569831
It's more like a lending/staking pseudobank.

>>49569890
Meant for
>>49569831

where can I short without getting scammed? I don’t trust bitfinex

>>49568319
>Why does my account suddenly say -70%?
thanks for playing

>>49568848
LOL no way

>>49564005
>>49567586
huh

>>49568848

>>49569831
>>49569890
And that's why they're imploding. They were using stETH as loans and to fund protocols. stETH is supposed to be backed 1:1 with ETH, but it wasn't because they were floating the money. Now they have to liquidate a bunch of their ETH and BTC to cover the loans they can't pay back.

>>49567586
Aged well

I lost everything

>>49570122
They're already insolvent so it's an exercise in futility. No counterparty will touch them because they are now radioactive.

>>49570122
Thus why the market is shitting itself because they're dumping hundreds of millions of dollars worth of ETH and now BTC I guess based on the transfer to FTX.

>>49569890
>>49569907
>>49570122
This kind of reminds me of what Michael Burry did. Except Celsius is run by the wrong type of retard and there will be no happy ending for the userbase.

25k seems accepted. Happening cancelled. Sorry for all the hullabaloo.

>>49570434
There are always two dumps

>>49564031
Only one thing can stop them

>>49564141
Wait what? Who told you this? I'm yield-farming $50,000 Tether there.

>>49568788
did /biz/ actually get her fired? archive link please
>>49569202
price suppression.

>>49568932
>Get your shit off of Nexo, Crypto.com, and Blockfi too if you haven't already. I had $1000 worth of LINK on Blockfi that I forgot about and I just placed a transfer.
How about Gemini earn?

>>49570673
This is why it keeps happening. You dumbfucks never learn

>>49570164

He also has patents too. man this system is crook.

>>49570692
>not your keys not your coins

>>49570673

Take it all out. NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS for the last time.

>>49570533
yay *clap* you did it *clap* now fuck off back to fed circlejerk general

>>49570535
>Tether
Good thing that's not gonna rug

>>49570673
Bro, don't trust any CEX, not even Coinbase. Getting a private wallet was the best decision I made.

>>49570174
dont forget to "thank" democrat politicans and biden voters

>>49570837

This. Not your keys not your coins.

>>49564005
>>49567586
This Alex dude is literally the CEO of Celsius

He even had a debate not too long ago with Peter Schiff about this, and laughed in his face

>>49570164
That 180 reversal from yesterday. This, combined with warning signs being posted in social media about Terra/Luna, has motivated me to be more vigilant about staying up-to-date with market news.

>>49564306
>>49564531
you’re still fucked
F

>>49564005
What's the best service to track whale wallets like this? I want to know every time Alameda Research makes a trade for the rest of my life

>>49571394
God Im dying laughing

I also have nexo account but this is. Too great

>>49568986
Yes, and chainlink have a huge pile of eth stacked on celsius. pls someone post the vid of fatoshi betraymoto shilling for celsius and sucking mashinsky's dick during a livestream between the 2.

>>49571394
hahahhahAHAhahAAHAhahAHAHAHAHhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49565501
Wasn’t Luna my Gox 2.0. Celsius can’t dump crypto worse then Luna, can it?

>>49571394
Oh my god, what the FUCK.

>>49571587
sauce me

>>49571649
>Wasn’t Luna my Gox 2.0. Celsius can’t dump crypto worse then Luna, can it?

Nah this will be worst.

>>49571690
>this will be worse
>a coin that is currently worth 1/8th what it was 1 year ago dying
literally who cares?

>>49571685
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xbzGL2v4AY

>>49571789
that was from months ago, cringe nexo frog. did you save that meme from twitter or facebook?
look at the filename lmao

>>49571394

>>49570634
Technically she resigned. You could search her name in the archives, but there's probably not just one thread that would sum it up. They found out she did a girls do porn scene then harassed her and Celcius until she quit (they probably gave her the option to resign rather than be fired).
>>49570634
>price suppression.
No, they lost their investor's money and rugged them. That's not really price suppression.

>>49568500
>>49568788
>>49570122
>>49571900
I am on a dubs streak.

>>49571953
all self checked digits are invalidated kys

>>49571953
Nice dubs fren >>49568500 >>49568788 >>49570122 >>49571900
>>49572058
Non frens who do not check dubs shall die.

>>49564005
Won't the HODL mode reduce the selling pressure?
If people can't withdraw they won't be able to sell.
Or is FTX doing some shady things with them to dump what they own while preventing their clients to withdraw?

>>49571394
>live shot of Celsius™ creditors being served collection papers for committing wrongmoney on an immutable blockchain (no warrant or trial required)

I moved all my Celsius money from my earn account to my custody account yesterday. Am I safe?

I still don't understand what the fuck is happening

Am I getting rugged?

>>49571449
Seems like they enjoy pulling these operations on the weekend (UST collapse started on a saturday) when liquidity is lowest and orderbooks are easiest to manipulate

>>49564079
> something something jews hate em and they control part of the chainlink treasury
It's literally run out of Israel, buddy

>>49572316
Yeah, looks like it.

>https://www.pymnts.com/blockchain/2022/jpmorgan-plans-to-tokenize-traditional-assets
kek

>>49571394
LOL

>>49570234

>>49564005
What did they do to need collateral on FTX?
Did they leverage something? Maybe stETH?

>>49572303
If it’s on their platform then it belongs to them and you will probably never see it again. If you join some class action lawsuit you might recover like 10% or some shit a few years down the line. See >>49571394

>>49565825
All 1 pbtid. They're bots, or hired ahills doing drive-by denial FUD posts.

>>49566229
Post an image, if you're not a bot.

>>49568272
>the future of finance
I can't wait to enter more short positions, this fucking market needs a god damned apocalypse

It is 100 percent with out a doubt over

Take your funds out now

>>49573218
shares of what anon

>>49573218
they literally cannot 'take funds out'

>>49573218

how can they? its pause.

>>49571394
Oh, wow. This is, erm ... something.

>>49567586
It's been a really special past couple of months for crypto.

>>49565825
Does this guy just have 3 empty phone cases?

>>49573793
yes random bitch from that zelda game I didn't play, I want to sell.

>>49571866
Why are you pretending like months ago is an eternity?

>>49567988
kek one of those was me

>>49565139
it's embarrassing that they use the word "hodl". Le quirky reddit faggotry that alone is enough to make me not want to touch their shit.

>>49572235
It's insolvent. It has no value.

>>49567304
wot

It's literally and unironically over.

>>49564005
Jews. Every single time. Every sing fucking time.

>>49572058
I didn't check myself. I commented on the fact most of my posts got dubs. I never said checked. You are invalidated and must now kiss your sister.
>>49572221
Thanks fren anon.
>>49572525
I guess they're still dumping. Wonder how long it's going to go on.

>>49564005
Small dick people running with the money.
Typical little asians.

>>49564005
It’s funny that I have never heard about Celcius, been in crypto since 2014.
Several crypto world out there crumbling and people never notice.

>>49564840
Banks does that.

>>49565092
No age limit in this crypto world, wild wild west.

>>49565825
when i see a bunch of niggers in a room wearing tops that say (something)con I just kek. Years late to the game + they have to mentally catch up with whats going on. Which will likely take 5 years due to smaller monke brain. But you know everyone in that room thinks they're going to make it kek.

>>49567129
A groomer with his scam chain is sad, yawn.

>>49567886
Not even close.

>>49568558
1 Year of fucked up chart.
Whats wrong with people?
Haha

>>49569181
Bum.

>>49569831
It’s stupid kids with a website.

AND A LITTLE BIT OF BANKMANN FRIED

>>49571394
Thats normal, people not from the early days?
Exchanges hacked, all crypto left went to bills. Thats the risk you agree on modt of the time when keys are held by others.

How old are you!?

>>49572235
Sell what?

I just wish these shit ass coins would fuck off and die without taking the rest of the market down with them

ITS OVER

>>49568788
oh no, a poor whore couldn't suck & fuck her way up, life is so unfair!

>>49565485
Yup. I shorted BNB at 400, got liquidated and then watched the fucking thing plummet to 250

>>49575604
Well at least she can still sneed and feed her way up

>>49567304
What is autodeleverage?

>>49569102
Depends on what crypto you have. Exodus has always been ok for me but you gotta check it supports it and send it to the correct receive addresses. Order a ledger in the mean time; even their cheapest shit does the job.

>>49567586
>Acting in the interest of our community
Who actual writes this kind of shit? I mean, what kind of strategy lies behind writing a post where you are claiming to be doing this to favour the people you are fucking over and expecting them to believe it?
Is it really just anit-social behavior?

>>49573218
WTF SOME GUY NAMED TOM CANNOLI RAN OFF WITH MY $300

>>49569181
There is blood in the streets, normies and so called trading experts selling their assets for worthless fiat and the media telling the goyim that a dollar losing value daily to inflation is the safe place to be. BTC under 30k will be looked back as a generational buying opportunity in 2-4 years time. If you're not accumulating right now you will fomo in once the next bullrun is half way over. Tweak your outlook faggot. Price is now irrelevant. Buy:
>BTC
>ETH
>XMR
Save a bit of cash for what ever the hot shit muh eth killer in a couple years time for an easy 100x.

>>49564005
Seems like a huge mistake considering everyone is going to withdraw their assets as soon as they get the opportunity again - and because of that, they never will. RIP Celsius

>>49575670
I take that back, actually she did

>>49570785
Ironic because feds can't do anything about monero

>>49564031
Except killing cefi is the best thing for crypto.

>>49575946
>XMR

It's the best coin there is but don't recommend it to anyone as an investment. The best thing that could happen to it id for it to bevome the stable voin of the crypto world.

>>49571394
I'll countersue on kleros

>>49564024

>>49564032
here's the QRD

>>49564031
They need to.
Banking to Jews is like the oil industry to arabs.
They need you all to feel bitter about losing money in crypto and never make the switch

HOW DO I SHORT CELSIUS?

>>49572316
you're already rugged

>>49564005
Does this mean BTC is set for another series of massive red dildos? First LUNA now this shit is really hitting the fan.

can someone please explain what the fuck a defi is? and dont tell me its decentralized finance, i already know that

>>49576899
a way for third worlders to scam retarded second rate retail investors who want to larp as day traders

>>49575957
Yeah there's no way they survive at this point. All trust is gone entirely.

>>49575946
Serious question here. What happens to ETH when it drops so low it is no longer profitable to mine and miners switch to something else? I see they delayed the difficulty bomb for miners for the next 2 months due to low price of ETH

>>49577177
can u retarded nocoin faggots fuck off already? post something funny or just lurk

>>49576899
Chain on a chain browser tokens.
Basic back and forth like BTC blockchain at home defi is not.

Get into the ETF's under zones if your on binance. Buy the down coins.. you'll thank me in 5 days as liquidation occurs... the bubble is gonna pop like crazy this week as soon as the banks open and people are gonna freak!! Harder selloffthan before. Makes some money as others get ruined.

>>49571449

nansen.ai, but you have to pay

so NEXO have announced they are going to buy CELSIUS and their customer balances etc

Do people feel comfortable enough to leave their funds in NEXO given this show of strength/resources?

>>49564721
Not really sudden, things have been happening behind the scene since around a week ago, here's the real QRD:
https://twitter.com/Crypto_Joe10/status/1535291197119352832

And in case any of you fgts are as oblivious to what is happening now for LUNA as well here's a case dissection for that too:
https://twitter.com/OnChainWizard/status/1524123935570382851

>>49578292
>>49578348
Go back
Never link to nitter again

>>49578385
And that is why you fags get rekt because you are not in the know. Here's one more I'll leave out of kindness, act accordingly:
https://twitter.com/TheCryptoSniper/status/1536246219407777792

>>49564840
RUGD MODE ACTIVATED!

>>49575872
kek

>>49566103
You type like a redditfag. Go back please

>>49565139
>It’s not real
>it’s not being forced on users
https://blog.celsius.network/a-memo-to-the-celsius-community-59532a06ecc6

>>49564721
Is it as scammy as ultra safe

>>49576295
>It's the best coin there is but don't recommend it to anyone as an investment
It's a decent investment depending on your risk tolerance IMO. If you just don't want to hold fiat and ate looking for something safe and boring but better than PMs, it's as blue chip as it's possible to be in crypto. I mean it's not like people are going to quit buying drugs, speculators moving prices aside.

>>49576519
where the fuck is the video, its been nuked off the interwabs. coomer bros help me out

>>49564155
retard moment

>>49564509
because of posts like yours, duh.

>>49564005

thanks for playing. Celius is owned by israelis. Daniel leon and Alex Mashinsky, two israeli jews.
or how we say it in my language, תודה ששיחקתם פריירים.

>>49578982
Kek I made 700k (at the time) off it. Only 350k is now in stables, but thanks for funding it anyway.

>>49568262
No shitcoin scammers will get raked over the coals by the government because they aren't part of the old guard. They'll sacrifice them to quell the bloodlust of occupy2.0

>>49579411
I think sxyporn has it. I've coomed to it even though I don't find her attractive.

Remember when biz was full of zoomers saying hard wallets are useless and exchanges are a secure and legitimate business now?

QuadrigaC°

>>49576519


People gave money to this cum catcher?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IF YOU LOST MONEY WITH THIS WHORE YOU DESERVE IT!

SHIBagholders. you are SHIBagholding. there is no future for your SHIBags.

>>49577177
>miners switch to something else?
Can't happen because PoW mining will be banned because of climate equity.
PoS is the only thing that we be allowed so miners will be out of a job.

>>49567609
how is this even fucking legal? tell me it isn't legal.

>>49580584
Creating and operating ponzi schemes isn't legal, but it's often difficult to prove something is a ponzi scheme before it collapses.

>>49580726
It's legal if you call it a bank or an exchange. You usually have some form of protection if a bank goes insolvent, usually from your government.
No refunds when it comes to buttcoinage though.

>>49579411
read the fucking thread homo >>49568272

I'm using yt-dlp to download it right now just in case I need to humilate celsius cucks getting fucked like their porn star lending head. lol, lending a head.

>>49580749
Banks don't qualify as ponzi schemes because they don't offer unsustainably high return on investment, although you're correct that banks have far more protections for customers in case something happens to the bank: the central bank can operate as a lender of last resort in a liquidity crisis, and deposit insurance schemes insure customers in case of bank insolvency. Tether, USDC and BUSD fit the description of "bank" without any of the customer protections of regulated banks much more accurately than Celcius, which is a classic ponzi.

>>49568319
Annnnd it's gone.

Is Bitcoin dropping because of Celsius? Or is Celsius going under because Bitcoin is dropping?

>>49581275
Kinda both in a self-sustaining feedback loop

This is why bank deposits are ensured in trad fi. Enoy your decentralisation, retards.