/biz/ - Business & Finance

OIL? OIL.

>>49562059
source of pic OP?

>>49562057
>>49562030

>>49562067
>The company's team of engineers and space scientists are on a mission to eliminate the connectivity gaps faced by today's five billion mobile subscribers and finally bring broadband to the billions who remain unconnected.
Ah yes, the ideal customers to onboard to your Starlink: Cellphone Edition network - broke niggas.

>fuck crypto
fuck gme

>>49562080
Oil will be first to recover, RIP tech trannies though

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
<3

>>49562080
>locks down in your path
Sorry, laowai. We're not done accumulating Taiwan invasion stores yet.

>>49562094
Our government is so fucked. The Supreme Court was always the final say and now even they can’t stop the corruption from creeping in.

The two party system and three branches of government are rotting.

Powell has always been so safe he’ll leave on this half crusty bandaid so he can continue to bleed holders.

>>49562092
Estab-life
It starts slow but it ends KINO, would recommend

>>49562124
China bulls are hilarious

Please don’t tell me I browse a board with smooth brains who think CO2 emissions are the only type of ecological disaster possible

i'm not a futestard and i know they don't correlate with actual market performance but holy fugg brahs

>>49562123
didn't linkin park rope or is he still alive

Reminder: bear market means -20% from peak to through. We haven't hit this level yet, thus we have not even started a bear market.

BOW BEFORE KING DOLLAR YOU SHITS

it is over my dudes

>>49562152
>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
>winters becoming shorter and more mild
>increasingly volatile weather patterns
Everything is fine, /pol/ said so!

>>49562168
Less taxes for the Jew either way.

>>49562187
>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
when was the last time /smg/ saw a worm?

Yeah, black monday is here

FUTURES JUST OPENED

$SPY DOWN 0.80%
$QQQ DOWN 1.25%
$IWM DOWN 0.80%

>>49562200
I showed ur mom my worm last night nigga

I told you to nigros on wednesday to look out for VIX going down and SPY crabbing. If you lost money on that bart you are a dumb nigger

>>49562148
Oh I think they're fucked if Xi makes a move but the pic's funny and relevant.

>>49562200
your mom saw my worm last night

>>49562059
Why the fuck is JXN so undervalued? PE of like 1.5 and a 6.5% growing dividend

>>49562200
This morning, but seeing them requires going outside first.

>dow -.40%
>sp500 -.76%
>nasdaw -1.30%
this is what you guys are shitting the bed over? did you not see last weeks where it was -2% -3% or something?

>>49562177
Remind me again what happens to exports when the dollar surges? And is that good for GDP or...?

Oh, oh no.

>>49562230
If futures are down .01%, I aaaaaa. Simple as.

>>49562200
I saw one today

maybe I shouldn't check the market tomorrow

>>49562230
newfag

>>49562230
When were futures -2% or 3-%? I only remember when Russian launched the first wave at Ukraine

>>49562187
>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
I see zero evidence of this. Plenty of bugs everywhere I go also fuck them
>winters becoming shorter and more mild
no.
>increasingly volatile weather patterns
Literally where? Your asshole?

>>49562200
In my garden this morning. Also gave 4 super worms to my chameleon for his morning snackies. He loves those fucking mean ass worms.he usually pops their head on the second chomp.

Chocolate dump
Some stay broke others lose their wealth
Chocolate dump
A mumu will die before the next selloff
Chocolate dump
The fed boomers say it cant happen again
Chocolate dump
The richfag streamers make you wonder if your wagie job is worth it
Chocolate dump
Build your memeline indicator tool and pretend your right every time
Chocolate dump
Zoom the chart out and see the bullfags were lying to you
Chocolate dump
Index funds dumping yesterday
Chocolate dump
Only in the past hopium threads is what the mumufags say

>>49562200
Fished with them the other day. For me, it's night crawlers.

>>49562259
>bugs vanishing
I just moved to rural Tennessee and I can't step outside without 8 bugs divebombing my head,

>>49562207
Bitcoin down to 27k too. Nasdump is gonna be deep red tomorrow.

>>49562260
Based reptile enthusiast.

The AAAAAAAAAAAAA'ing is just reflexive now, nothing could surprise anyone anymore

>>49562263
excellent choice fren

I keep getting these 400 errors holy fuck

Why can't gook moot pay the bills

>>49562300
What would surprise me is if SOXL hit $30.
Haha wouldn't that be such a crazy thing.

>>49562319
soxl always goes uppies in the end, the trick is to just never overleverage on it for any reason and hodl for +5 years. Simple on paper, but human greed is quite a foe

We are about to re-enter bear market territory and VIX is only at 28.

VIX continues to suggest that real panic has not begun.

Historically speaking, no bear market has bottomed without a VIX of 45+.

This means VIX would still need to spike another 60% for a bottom to form.

But yeah. Keep buying your SOXL. And UPRO. Dumb chuds.

>>49562319
F

futures in freefall

>>49562254
Several times if you have waited for futures every week

>>49562261
At least attempt to rhyme nigger

Sell it all, today

>>49562361
He had a failed thread so he's trying to make it a thing here now. Half the posters here are too young to even know who that is.

>>49562200
Last time I stirred my compost pile.

>>49562353
oh my God it's a bloodbath

>>49562353
I guess 20 years of the Fed doing insane money printing to prop up every asset bubble has consequences eventually

>>49562388
based gardenerfag
just planted some tulips myself

>>49562404
For millennials lol

Why didn't you just listen to the boomers and go slow and steady?

siga bros will we crash too?

>>49562431
No reason to, but who knows.

>>49562346
Yep, all signs point to complacency on the meme chart. We are still months away from a bottom.

>FUTURES

>>49562384
is that even possible, sam?

tomorrow will be green to trick normies into buying, get into your short positions using this information.
>TSLA may have a recall on 830k vehicles

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
How yah feeling my wittle mumu?
You know mommy loves you right?!

>>49562404
it was worth it for a little pain tbqh. we kept millions of people/families fed and safe instead of risking their lives from a deadly virus. more money can be made later, the country needed help immediately.

>>49562346
all of this is foreplay until unemployment goes up. when it becomes clear that the strong labour market is another of the fed's sugarcoatings, we'll truly crash, and we'll only bottom when the unemployment top is anticipated.

>>49562351
>futures red
>market green
simple as

Short MSTR you benchodes. BTC is down huuuuge

THIS IS IT! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT!

>>49562499
hello bait my old friend

>10 year yield

@49562499
kys faggot

>>49562563
What's the damage, I'm scared to look.

>>49562468
Just click the sell button brah. That'll be 15 million dollars.

Damn BTC is like $800 away from a new 52 week low

>>49562499
As a good guy (a Democrat) I agree.

where are my fellow gold and silver bros

>>49562259
>bee population in crisis
>butterflies harder and harder to find
>can go on long road trips without the windshield being completely covered in bug guts
e.g., https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/ece3.5236 just one study of many and many.
again, be as skeptical as you want because it makes your political feefees better. a huge portion of what's going to be happening over the next couple decades is already baked in, there's nothing we can do to stop it at this point. you can either stick your head in the ground to be a proud boi or you can try to get out ahead of it.

>>49562539
That already is happening. Restaurants, small business, and every company is beginning lay offs, hiring freezes, etc. Netflix even cut all their woke shows and programs. NVDA even.

The culling already started. The room that big tech has to cut employees to improve margins is pretty enormous, huge capital is plowed into massive workforces that half of it is useless.

Google for instance hasn't even begun to really cut costs but keep that in mind what levers companies have to pull.

when does society break down

>>49562629
>That already is happening. Restaurants, small business, and every company is beginning lay offs, hiring freezes, etc.
I see zero evidence of this. Plenty of fast food joints everywhere I go also fuck them
>The culling already started.
no.
>but keep that in mind what levers companies have to pull.
Literally what levers? The one in your asshole?

>>49562635
When Biden is made into a lame duck after midterms.

Everyone is going to be rotating into commodities harder now that inflation is out of control and nothing jpow can do will fix it, not even a recession because supply of goods is too low.

>>49562580

What does your stock portfolio look like?

>>49562627
Go offline retard. No one is going to touch your p p if your an insufferable faggot

>>49562621
450k in gold and silver miners, 25oz phys gold, 800oz phys silver, 2oz phys platinum. feeling cozy

>>49562621
Present, I just come here to larp as a mumutard

>>49562629
yes, i've been watching initial jobless claims like a hawk because it front runs the ascending unemployment rate in every recession. unfortunately the data is a little noisy (it's seasonal), which makes for hilarious situations like news postulating that "the labour market is super strong, look at the jobless claims, they just went down again" just for them to go even higher next week.
we're at the very beginning of it ramping up.

>>49562656
>I see zero evidence of this.
Try google lmao
>no.
Cope
>Literally what levers? The one in your asshole?
Dial 8

>>49562666
spooky

>>49562677
Cash

>>49562616
+37% from the 2017 high
MSFT is + 200% from that same time point

The BTC story is dead without ponzi gains to lure in more people, it's hitting saturation again but this one was led by ease of investing with etf/stocks/apps

lmao futures

>>49562677
i cashed out during the last big pump because this shit is too unpredictable to play right now. i'll take my 15% ytd and sit this one out for now.

Damn how many smg bros did we lose when Patriot front got arrested

>>49562677
A prolapsed uterus

WTFWT??

>>49562682
i only have about 5oz gold and 130oz of silver, and around 20k in miners, still a poorfag this stack isn't good enough

>>49562687
very nice anon

>>49562780
Im ok with a few glowies going to jail.

>>49562656
Some companies have enormous employee costs and just hire and hire like big tech. Google could cut down on costs to an incredible amount, Meta can too, etc. They don't actually need that many people to keep raking in enormous profits. They also can buy back stock at these low prices, 70b from goog alone, which increases the value of all your shares the lower the stock goes.

Just don't underestimate actual fortress stocks in such a recession.

It’s fucking over!

>>49562780
Arrested with captain America shields. Some hard core shit there

Hi everyone my name is Christopher and I have a trading problem

>>49562200
more than a decade ago when we were still growing food in the garden
I recently started doing it again an have not seen a single earthworm. I don't know if we've fucked the soil or what, but it's wierd. Any insight? live in eastern europooria

11000 is the absolute bottom for /NQ right? This is getting ridiculous.

>>49562677
/cashgang/
I sold my bounce longs on June 3rd and June 10th. June 10th sell was some minutes in to sour hour just before the bad got terrible. I had a stop loss on spy at $403.70, just below the 200 hour moving average. That was a successful trade. Made around 12%. I didn't instantly flip short though. That's why /cashgang/ and not /bobogang/ at the moment.

>>49562635
What does this picture mean?

>>49562177
miss /got/ so much lads
jannies seethed at our mere existence

FUTURES ARE DOWN
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ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

I look like this.

>>49562780
I'm just a 1 man militia so I don't do the whole glowie op thing or "protests" or whatever. Mr. Crapo and Mr. Risch seem to handle ACTUAL Idahoans' issues quite well, so I just call them.

>>49562677

GAYSEX BROS 3 MILLION HARD COCKS JUNE 26 NEWYORK

>>49562848
The older videos of them training is even funnier

>>49562780
Lockheed Martin contractors toast in biz?

>>49562884
Nice, I was 3x 2 weeks ago, 1 week ago was short/flat most of it, this week I'm slightly long but mainly premium harvesting hoping for an opex pin/rebalance by big whales to slow any moves this week

>>49562893
Bros are in Idaho. What the fuck is even happening in Idaho that you would even protest.

>>49562627
>so literally pesticide overuse
Global warming is literally the OG covid scam where retards fall for jewish propped up "experts" who end up being wrong on literally every point yet you retards still follow them blindly. Whatever man, enjoy freaking out over fake shit while I be all comfy profiting off your stupidity

>>49562869
my amateurish thesis is that the cold snaps that we've seen in europe at the start of each year just when spring pretends to be around the corner is progressively wiping them out and decimating bug populations. not sure if this is due to climate related weather volatility.
for instance, when it started getting warmer this year there were shitloads of mosquitos, but now that we've had a period of pretty cold weather most of them seem to be gone.

>>49562952
I dunno. Some libtard shit up in the mafia's panhandle.

Did you Watch?
Did you Learn?

Am I the only one that started to buy again?

>>49562960
Bro you don't understand, this is a CRISIS, you HAVE TO CARE and GIVE US POLITICAL POWER and MONEY or EVERYONE WILL DIE AND ALL THE ANIMALS TOO.

>>49562960
>"zero evidence!"
>"i-it's just pesticide overuse!"

>>49563011
i've used up 20% of my cash, holding out for a bit longer

>>49562677
Mostly defensive stuff at the moment (REITs, Mature companies with solid P/E & FCF).
Small portion of portfolio dedicated to more speculative stuff (APAC ETFs for when China opens up again, AMZN dip, Lithium miners since I think the Goldman Sachs report is just FUD).

Also holding physical PMs just in case shit really hits the fan since I'm a schizo.

>>49563011
I like cats

>>49563011
Buy SIGA below 10 if it ever gets that low. Maybe u can double your 45 dollars.

>>49563011
I have wanted to start buying but everytime it drills down I'm glad I didn't..

>>49563021
Also 20%. Looking how Tuesday plays out and depending on the opportunity going 50/50

people here are actually trying to into SPY with prolonged inflation lol. after we've seen consumer defensive earnings plummet. lol.

>>49563016
I can guarantee you never even heard of EPICA or NGRIP let alone looked at any of the decades old data that you "believe' in

Is there anything Biden can even do at this point to slow some of these economic crises? He's not going to do anything with oil clearly, the fed will tighten but he wants to spend much more, he doesn't seem to be doing much supply chain wise; is there anything he can (or will) actually do?

>>49562966
>cold snaps that we've seen in europe at the start of each year just when spring pretends to be around the corner
That's some real bullshit that has been like clockwork hitting after sprouting starts and fucking fruit yields lately as well

eat it jannie

here's my entire port bros, am i gonna make it?

>>49563086
He can take that floppy boner out of his mouf

>>49563086
They already admitted they gave up trying and have no solutions other than
>subsidize solar and electric vehicles

>>49562960
Going to laugh when in 20 years /pol/ will seamlessly transition to blaming jews for the consequences of anthropogenic climate change.
Might as well enjoy the ride. Not like elites give a shit, jewish or otherwise.

>>49563038
Pretty cat

>>49563086
Resignation is always and option, but it's unclear if that would help.

>>49562722

Just wait till tether pops. I think they've got a few specific targets to accomplish with this drawdown and blowing up crypto via stables going pop is definitely one of them. Too bad for the maxis they didn't understand "digital gold" stuff was huckster BS. /biz/ is gonna be a depressing place for a while.

>>49563130
mass EV production to the point of affordability is 4 years away
>solar vehicles
lol

My farts smell like sewage.

>>49563116
this whole 'let them drive electric vehicles' thing they're doing is hilarious.

>>49563103

>>49563144
and to think, this isn't even the BOTTOM

>>49563086
>is there anything he can (or will) actually do?
shit his pants and fuck his dog in the shower again?

>>49563143
I don't think any city in the world has the energy capacity to support every car owner switching to electric though.

Stop arguing with climate change shills. They're seething because they know OIL is going to 150 and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>49562677
precious metals, commodities, energy, and spy puts ever time it does a fake and gay pump
we all know where this shitshow is going.
i got super dicked on potash fertilizer and uranium though.

>>49563086
well there's one thing he can try:
wage and price controls...

>>49563134
Kamala would be even worse.
>>49563116
That's on oil though. There are other economic crises going on simultaneously that he could have an impact on like inflation. I haven't heard anything about him trying to help the problem.

>>49563011
I buy all the time. I don’t even think about the lines. I like business, I buy. Simple as.

>>49562484
Bro will I be able to get out of these stupid tesla calls I bought Friday?

I have tsla calls

>>49563103

>>49563105
Imagine if you had used real money, anon.

>>49563199
>I buy all the time. I don’t even think about the lines. I like business, I buy. Simple as.

>>49563144
>>49563159
that can be fixed with a few simple diet changes
>>>/wsg/4567286

>>49563167
replace all with half and you'd still be right. the energy grid for the US is horrendously outdated and necessary investment into updating this for even current energy requirements would be unwise due to the expense.

>>49563198
Janet Hellen had a 3 hour hearing on inflation. She admitted over and over there is no plan and they were wrong about their predictions. So sorry but everyone just has to wait it out.
>literally said that

>>49563203
TSLA and PLTR have been absolute orgies of insider selling for years now.

>>49562677
Mostly cash. Waiting on meme season to pick up again or for the market to eventually collapse.

>>49563254
November will bull run on red wave

>>49563241
Maximum clownerie as usual.

>>49563086
Yea. We can seize the oil and nationalize it.

>>49562885
it means to pay attention to the signs. 77% of institutional ownership means that theres very little shares available.
>>49563203
your best chance will be before 9 am IMO. 10 minute market pump then we go back down.

>>49563221
maybe one day i'll find some

>>49563105
a fellow DRV connoisseur? Cheers, fren.

>>49563269
>how to turn a crisis into a catastrophe

>boomer dad is high level guy in fortune 500 company
>doesn't even know how to do his job he's just a company man
>has had the highest tier coverage of everything his entire life
>spent all his money and shilled trades to all his kids
>I have no health insurance and risk my life every day for beaner tier money
>Dad is so proud of me for having a man job
>my teeth are rotting and I have a torn rotator cuff but still go to work or I'll starve

This life fucking baffles me, lads I am truly afraid and don't know what to do to have a happy life I have constantly been led astray. Help.

>>49563241
I just find that incredible. You'd figure they would at the very least make something up to sound good.
I'm asking this from an economic perspective. It seems without some kind of action from the administration this shit is going to spiral further and further out of control.
>>49563269
>Biden seizes oil
>sends it to Israel and Ukraine

>>49562059
My RBLX stay dead

>>49563263
>blood red congress with a lame duck president
it's truly a shame that we'll never get to a point where both congressional houses are 2/3rd a party so vetoes could get overridden by congress

>>49563291
>my teeth are rotting
Your fault desu senpai
As for the rest,
>boomers
lol
>falling for the trade memes
lmao

Should we have inversed Pelosi?

>>49563282
70% hit rate is damn good, anon. You have potential.

>>49563174
> gas is more expensive
> thus people start using less gas
> thus we collectively reduce our carbon footprint
OIL going up is a good thing for climate change. It'd be worse if gas was still $2/gal and everyone was guzzling it.

>>49563291
>be me
>finally get a software engineer job
>dad asks me why don't i just go down to walmart and work as a greeter
>my dad would literally rather have me work for minimum wage than to be successful

fucking boomers i swear to god. hes more gen x but still, fuck them.

>>49563317
Do you doubt the best insider trader?

>>49563086
President can't do Fiscal Policy.
Congress refuses to do fiscal policy besides PPP loan handouts to business owners and tax cuts. Adrenaline shots in the heart of the zombie economy.

Supreme court will just wild out and strike down any Executive Order they don't like since they're not pretending to be apolitical anymore.

The Fed has been trying to compensate for bad fiscal policy with monetary policy, which doesn't fucking work in the long run.
All it does is provide cheap credit to allow shitty blitzscaling businesses to run unprofitable services and balloon asset valuations.

Now we're seeing the consequences of our actions.
There is no off ramp at this point.

>>49563292
Kek probably. Like an episode of Oprah. You get some oil. You get some oil. You get some oil

>>49563144
time for a nice probiotic with phage to take out all that bad bacteria

>>49563317
Doesn’t her husband mainly buy leaps in her account?

>>49563333
You haven't learned yet. You will. Gen X is way worse than Boomers

>>49563328
Regardless OIL is indispensible and going to new all time highs.

>>49563291
i'm glad that my parents aren't retarded

I felt guilty about making money off of crypto by leaving people holding my bags, and now I feel guilty about how I'm probably going to come out of the next recession wealthy, even though I'm just holding inverse-leveraged ETFs. There's just no winning when you have a conscience.

>>49563356
tech leaps or roubles seems to be their main plays as of late.

>>49563388
name 2 that you hold and prove that you're holding them

>>49563398
you are replying to a chat bot

>>49562214
What do you think about let's say CNOOC in named scenario?

>>49563418
fuck you're probably right

>>49563388
you'll be fine, just need to stretch before you dance

>>49563339
>President can't do Fiscal Policy.
technically speaking no, the ball is in congress' side of the court but the president is still the de facto leader of his party and if he wants to do something then the democrats in congress wll simply be whipped into submission

>>49563461

chances are we drop hard this week and have a face ripping dead cat bounce week after until canadas inflation report comes out

lol!

>>49563011
I have been buying 2k every month and 10k everytime theres a 10% drop

>>49563511
lmao why?

>>49563526
Because I plan to exit in 40 years

>>49563241
it's almost like women in power wasn't just an esoteric biblical dogma, but guidance for future generations
*gasp*

>>49562677
all cash
got lucky and cashed out at the top in october
I'd rather lose money to inflation than inflation + market crash

>>49563011
>>49563511
blessed dubs of retardation

How fucked are my MARA and RIOT stocks tomorrow?

>btc still doomping
yeah I'm thinking we're fucked tomorrow

>>49563526
Why not? If you don’t plan on cashing in for 5,10, or even 20 years, do you think it really matters if you bought @$15 vs $20?

>>49563577
>>49563566
followed by the dubs of autistic wrath

>futures
>US10Y
we gaan

>>49563577
Not gonna lie I'd love to see Michael Saylor implode in the MOTHER OF ALL MARGIN CALLS

>>49563011
I'll buy in september when the Shemitah is over
No need to overthink things, just follow the nose

>>49563591
If you are waiting to catch the perfect bottom you are going to miss it while your cash loses in value constantly. Simple as

>>49562173
Nasdaq has been in a bear market for ages

>>49563291
>father is a world famous artist in a discipline that is not filled with trannies and the mentally handicapped
>hates my guts for not following in his footsteps even though im vastly successful in my current industry
>tells me that our name alone would have gotten me into any art uni
sometimes you gotta play with the cards you're dealt, anon

>>49563647
>ages
It's been 6 months zoomer

>>49563631
You will lose more money if you buy a stock that keeps going down.

>>49563631
>thinks we're even close to the bottom

>>49563199
I'm doing that with crypto. Been buying matic since $1.60. It's $0.50 right now and I will probably be buying more when it's back to $0.03.
Not like I have a use for the money anyway.

>>49563398

Weird but okay. Very modest positions. I pulled everything else out.

>>49563647
May 2022 is when the bear market started on nasdaq.

>>49563704
this is a "GONNA MAKE IT" post

>>49563700
do poorfags really buy fake internet money in a recession?

>>49563243
>>49563276
You can't sell options before market open anon. Also I'm not bullish on tsla, but the graph was oversold and I figured we would have a green day Monday before they crash everything

>>49563631
>muh cash constantly loses value
>just buy equities that lose value faster than cash bro

>>49563667
In the short and mid term maybe, in the long term certainly not, and the amount of bots and shills trying to get me to not buy is so overarching that it seems to be the perfect moment to re-accumulate

>>49563631
>ANOTHER retard that doesn't understand how inflation actually works

so is my NRGU fucked tmrw or whats the deal?

>>49563038

>>49563730
sorry im on CST so 9 = 10 lel.
ride em up then buy out of the money weekly puts imo.
>>49563735
>just lose -70% value in a few months, no big deal

>>49563631
i've bought the "bottom" 5 times already motherfucker do you think im even anywhere close to the "perfect bottom" NO MTOHERFUCKER IMBROKE IM LIQUIDATED CAPITULATED DISCOMBOBULATED

i wonder how many schizos like this guy >>49563744 have burned through their life savings because of this place. we know of tinny, obviously.

>>49563749
It could dip with the market or dip slightly with crude.

>>49563789
>we

>>49563724

Who knows. I just want to retire before my mid-30s and maybe go back to school for degrees in some languages, I don't want to be wealthy-wealthy.

>>49563735
I don’t over think things. This is an old account from a job I had years ago with about 6k in it. A couple of years ago in may, I bought all of these positions in about 5 minutes and closed my app. I don’t know if the line was going to go up or down. I just picked a few things, bought, and moved on with my life.
It’s fun to speculate and there are certainly stocks I wouldn’t buy, like fake space companies, but I really don’t let it affect what I do.

>>49563276
Please explain to a retard what the significance of 77% institutional ownership means. Can't they just sell their shares whenever they want to? I imagine most shares are owned by institutions and not retail. Does this have anything to do with shorting?

>>49563810
damn just like friday then

>>49563776
Word, kk that was my plan, so you think we still pump tmrw. That's my theory but futures opening this red...idk

>>49563744
>in the long term certainly not

Even long term investments are gambling. Reason people end up jump off from rooftops is because they didn't envision the possibility of alternate scenarios.

>>49563167
You're right but the grid and power production infrastructure is surprisingly robust when it needs to expand in the face of rapid demand increase.

The electricity infrastructure to support a complete EV switchover doesn't exist right now but it's a very easy thing to set up (at least here in bingbongland, not sure about you yanks). The issue with EVs has always been, and continues to be, the battery technology.

>>49563841

This is what I do with all of my retirement accounts (IRA/Roth IRA) - just buy SPY, PEP, and other shit and come back and check it every 6 months or so. Pretty much a solid way to make money, though I'm more active now with the bear market on the S&P approaching

>>49563443
Well, it would be obliterated in the resulting cold or hot war. So you probably don't want to buy calls on it.

>btc about to accept 25k

>>49563897
>try to get subject to not buy by suggesting suicide
you should write for forbes

>>49563974
funny how not even 5 years ago this would've been absolutely crazy news, but today it's considered horrific.

Really makes ya wonder huh

>>49563749
I bit rough but it'll be fine in the long term

>>49563918
I have some brokerage accounts that I buy/sell, reallocate, etc for entertainment. It’s been pretty lucrative too, but my retirement accounts are just there and get automatic deductions.

>>49563974
>>49564004
Just a couple more years until the next halvening, bros. Just a couple more years.

>>49564054
Good, gives me time to buy

>>49564054

>>49563974
good crypto fags are the most obnoxious idiots

Don’t even think about calling a bottom until unemployment hits at least 5% and preferably 7%.

>>49564095
upskirst are illegal, don't you know anon? there is a reasonable expectation of privacy under clothes

>>49563865
institutions dont buy or sell on whims like retail do. they make informed decisions and pay people to do research. they also don't like to sell at losses.

>>49564052
That's a man innit
>>49563873
Honestly a dip in NRGU would be healthy lmfao, can't go up forever

Holy shit it's fucking over.

>>49563788
Just buy the dip

>>49564091
>hfw it breaks 100k this time

>>49564145
What a slut.

>>49563788

What part of "it's not the bottom until the VIX hits 40" do you not understand?

>>49564145
I thought she didn't have a belly button...

>ill just dca average, that means it will only take 3 years to recover instead of just not

>>49562977
>>49562952
31 crackers got caught trying to join a pride parade in a uhaul

>>49563700
crypto is a scam.

>>49564137
yeah its been nonstop rising this past month. my concern lies in when the economy cools to the point that it starts to have a negative impact on oil demand. my current target is to exit before the summer ends looking at mid august as thats when I imagine oil may peak

I'm going to watch Margin Call for the third time in 2 weeks. I love bear porn.

>>49564206
while all the mongoloids get to riot cause their food stamps wont buy them lobsters this summer

>>49563788
What the hell are people buying that they’re getting so fucking heemed on? Were you all in on Netflix and Docusign or what?

Futures?

>>49564242
the general market, where the fuck have you been?

>>49564239
just dont get caught

>>49564232
>I love bear porn
"bear
A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair."

>>49564052
I know what I'm getting my wife thanks bud

>>49564163
Its time to get greasey.

What's monday looking like lads?

Apple is still over 130...

>>49564348

>>49564348
Like beautiful fireworks.

>>49564349
for a few more days yes

>>49564349
I want 100 shares

Does it even matter what you invest in right now?
The whole market is just index go down stock go down, index go up stock go

>>49564377
yes, unless you follow the signs chud.

>>49564348
Looks like im sleeping in tomorrow

>>49564348
Have you ever had a dream where you could uh be uh could do could be you could be uh have a dream where you, you were going you could uh a dream uh could you could have done anything to prevent the complete and total collapse of the markets and society but you didn't?

>>49564278
What's fascinating about this video is that girl on the left looks like a nice girl being a bit of a tease. Girl on the right looks like she's a stone-cold sexual killer that will suck the semen out of your penis with the same ferocity that Planned Parenthood sucks fetuses out of wombs, then manipulate you and take all your money and leave you broke. Left is a girl. Right is a fucking woman.

>>49564215
The entire state of the human race is a scam. Why do you think they're always afraid of the financial consequences of below replacement birth levels? They're terrified of the slightest population decline because the entire prison planet is a ponzi scheme in need of new slaves.

>>49564377
>Does it even matter what you invest in right now?
Yes, coomodities are decoopled from the indx
Other than that, no

Wait why the fuck are futures down over 1%? Jesus christ you would think there would be some sort of catastrophic news coming out what the fuck man

SHUT DOWN THE DAMN MARKET

>>49564485
>futures down, market up
>futures up, market down
cmon newfaggot

>>49564485
Yeah im trying to understand how, I thought we would rip green slightly 1 more time so they can get exit liquidity

>>49564485
Stonks are over. Stocks are back. Jerome is taking back all the funny money he gave us over the past 2.5 years.

>>49564485
le market is le trying to price in le stuff

>>49564485
>you would think there would be some sort of catastrophic news coming out
https://youtu.be/Q2YlGq-30nE

>>49564428
No but I've had the dream where I wanted him to do me so bad that I could do anything.

>>49564399
What is this biotech?

>>49564445
Seems about right, ever since I got pegged by these two girls in college I've had a femdom fetish

>>49564485
I mean there's news coming in all the time, and none of it is good.

oil futures are nuts holy fuck what is going on?!

>>49564568
You're a faggot

>>49564278
the one on the right had butt implants, right lads?
I mean, there’s no way she has 0 fat on her torso and 100 fat on her ass. She used a cheat code

>>49564503
>>49564507
>>49564521
It's just absurd to me that there's nothing, no spooky headlines, no half assed "journalists" trying to justify a move that would have been seen as insane two years ago. A 1% gap down on the S&P and NASDAQ on no new information is fucking insane bullshit

Oil barons

>>49564593
retard

>>49564587
She probably goes to the gym to only work on her ass, then is borderline anorexic to keep up the weight.
Many such cases!

>>49564582
Yeah when oil is down along with everything else you just know that something is fishy. Either oil or indexes will completely reverse by the morning.

>>49564600
SUNDAY!

>>49564593
they’ve been trying to fight the inevitable for a long time now, anon.
Have you not been paying attention?
You were warned.

>>49564593
pull up a monthly chart for the S&P. ever since early 2018 volatility has been steadily increasing. everyone is accustomed to it now, and particularly the past 6 months, a 1% move is basically nothing.

>>49564600
>oh no oil went from $120 to $118.50
What? This is kinda normal.

>>49564593
>he still thinks it’s a nothingburger.

>>49564603
People like you are genuinely making /smg/ a worse place to discuss the markets. I've noticed this bullshit attitude more and more over the last year. You have literally nothing to add to the conversation so why not just... shut the fuck up? If you think something someone says is retarded go ahead and back your bullshit up

>>49564613
WTI is quickly oscillating between 115 and 118 on investing.com, it is very strange

>>49564613
not quite. oil is going down because of a combination of:
1. china vacillating on lockdowns
2. we're on track for recession unless the fed does something (and even then they might actually force a recession regardless)
3. oil has been on an absolutely fucking insane move and because of #1 and #2 a lot of oil longs are liquidating and taking profit and looking for better entries

>>49564593
Confirmed monkeyp*x spreader

>>49564583
I disagree

>>49564587
Every single non-white instathot has or is getting a BBL (Brazilian butt lift). Among white instathots its only about 50%.

>>49564641
It's just 4chan, sometimes people don't want to bother typing stuff out. I love typing though.

>>49564644
Oh is that why people keep posting about it? That's fake and gay. It's stable in the $118 range.

S&P 500 is going to 2002 level

>>49564641
calm down bro

>>49564641
No since in arguing with stupid

>>49564688
It is why I was posting about it

>>49564600
Jesus WTF is this chart

It’s over, for milkers and KHCsisters.

>>49564641
Chill out, nigger. To be fair, you were completely off base with your first post.
Like I said, haven’t you been paying attention? Wait a minute. You sound like you may be quite new.

>>49564641
What's wrong, hit a nerve retard?
>>>/r/eddit/

>>49564732
>>49564747
someone tell them their shit's all retarded

>>49564747
bullish

>>49564732
>>49564747
that looks almost like Investing.com keeps switching between the June front month futures and the July front month
Pic related, sometimes futures get wacky when it's switchover time

>>49564758
>>49564761
>>49564715
>>49564696
>>49564669
The problem is that it's just going to keep getting worse in /smg/ the longer this attitude is tolerated. I remember when people here used to actually discuss plays and try to make each other money, it wasn't even that long ago. Now it's just a bunch of resentful retards.

>>49564776
>>49564787
oh well, heart attack avoided I guess

I baked, 4U

>>49564801
>>49564801
>>49564801
>>49564801

>>49564787
oopsie!

>>49564797
I can post my play if you want. Opened these right before market close Friday afternoon.

>>49564797
I've been here since day 1 it's basically exactly the same, retard.

>>49564797
anon, take a breath before you post again
There are both types of anons here. Sometimes I am even both types myself.

Want some helpful advice? Buy SPXS calls

>>49564593


So a 1% gap up on no news isnt?


Sounds like your a bagholder

Markets belong way lower

WAYYYY LOWER

Fucking god damm gas and inflation is out of.control. there is no reason to own stocks

>>49563203
opening a long position on a meme stock on a friday

I think we all just need to an hero before black monday, amidoinitriteguaise.jpg

>>49564797
>I'm an oldfag, I've been there all day!
The absolute state of reddit. Want some advice?
>>>/r/eddit/
Never come back.

REDBOX TICKER $RDBX

>>49564485
J Pow has news for you.

>>49562107
Finland is a terrifying place

>>49564542
a 10x in 1-2 years

>>49564886
Are you one of those guys that think SPY is going to $80? I saw a guy earlier claim that we’re going back to 2002 prices.

This is a woman.

siga bros im fucking and sucking as fast as i can we need those case numbers up lfg!!!!