/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49558203
Not reading your blog faggot.

Also the best choice of the bunch is the money launderer. She most likely has a finance or accounting degree so she must be educated in some sense.

>>49558262
Bro where's your compassion. Im going to die :(

>>49558262
This

>>49558203
Aye no cap shawty kinda bussin on god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49558203

Grandtheft auto and money laundering are qt

>>49558203
>>49558350
aint go lie shawty is cute fo real no cap

>>49558203
Physical gold, I would buy sovereigns and 1oz britannias.

You will need to hodl.

Money laundering for sure, the rest are hoodrat crimes

>>49558203
>But now im down to £4500 and I've realised i actually have to kill myself

bit a poor wagie innit

rolling for bank fraud and murderer

>>49558203
arson looks like Rhianna

>>49558497
Physical gold? But i need a quick flip, my rent is 12 days overdue. I cant hodl, i need to cover my costs now.

>>49558203
Hang in there OP
Don't do yourself in
You still have some left to recoup and recover

Hopefully this will lead you to changing your lifestyle

>>49558627
You fucked up anon.

Honestly if I were you I would call my mum, explain everything, and ask to borrow some money, potentially even move back home for a while to sort my head out and save some money. Replace "mum" with whoever is applicable in your family (dad, uncle, sister, etc).

didn't read rolling for the arsonist because based

>>49558203
4500 is a lot in uk. get clean and uk will give u a place to sleep and food. run everyday for 22 miles youll feel amazing laying in bed with the runers high

>>49558203
>I need to invest what I've got left so i dont have to suicide.
There's literally no asset right now to "invest" in as in buy and hold, everything is perma bearish for the foreseeable future. Unless you're god at trading and can take advantage of down moves, but you then you wouldn't be posting this.
Don't expect the next bullrun for the next couple of years.

If you don't want to die, you'll have to find a job.
If you have an option to move back in with your family and stash paychecks to accumulate bottoms for the next bullrun, that's your best bet to make it long term.

>>49558203
I'm drilling the shit out of 4. She can launder my money all day.

Sell a kidney

>>49558669
Im trying anon. It wasnt worth it. Sex and drugs are overrated. Id rather be the old me and have 30k in my bank again.

I want to go back to the old me.

>>49558701
No way, my mom is super strict, if she knew what i was doing she'd disown me. She's comfortably well off, but she refuses to share anything with me, even just 15k i could afford to take a short term loss, make 2x and hand her back her money, whilst giving myself breathing space.

>>49558789
>4500 is a lot in uk.

You reckon? I feel like im in poverty tier. Had to sell my car and TV. A ball of coke is 200 quid, a prostitute is 300 quid, shit costs anon. I got away with paying less because im charming and handsome, thats what they said anyway. Idk if believe it.

>>49558827
Bro... get a job? Id have like £500 a month after tax, bills if i got a median level salary. Is that shit? I feel like thats shit.

>>49558890
Real talk how much do they go for?

>>49558203
Money launderer.

>>49558203
stream it, don't let it go to waste

>>49558203
1,3,4. Those are pure bred beauties

>>49558919
Go to scandinavia and make financial crime. No matter what happens its a win.

>>49558701
This. Call your mom. Move back in. Get a decent job. Stack cash. Stop being a degenerate. Seek the love of Christ etc. etc.

>>49558203
Numbers 1 & 4 for me

Bank fraud, prositituion or money laundering please.

>>49558203
imagine combing through thousands of ugly crackwhore nigress mugshots to find these 6.
Not impressed.

>>49558203
Loser give up! Winners overcome!

>>49558291
no you're not. you're going to go homeless

>>49558203
>bond
>convicted murderer
what did he mean by this?

I heard roulette was pretty easy to flip stacks on

>>49559343
Bro im not going to survive on the streets.

>>49559564
If i invest it may go down or up by 5%. If i gamble I'll lose it all. Cant gamble.

>>49558262
this, and she looks like a loyal hoe that'll help with the business

>>49558203
You're a retard and deserve to die

>>49558262
>She most likely has a finance or accounting degree
You deranged thirsty faggot - thems retards that get picked up on kikebook to run some scam through their personal bank accounts, loan fraud, social scam, whatever, most likely for 5-10%. If that. Chances of not getting caught obviously around 0.

>>49558203
is it easy to find prostitutes that hot?

>>49558203
the murderer
she cute and she probably a total psycho imagine the sex it would probably be the best thing and the last thing you'll do in life

100x leverage trade btc futures open tonight last week i made 15k

>>49558203
Go find a real work.
Now is a good time.
Even a shitty job a McDonald can save your life.
Define your future priorities and set goals for yourself in 5 and 10 years.

>>49559659
So just get a job.
Oh wait a job is beneath you.
Enjoy being homeless you retarded degenerate cunt.

>>49558203
Rolling

>>49558203
>But now im down to £4500 and I've realised i actually have to kill myself. I dont want to kill myself and im panicking.

get a grip faggot there are always people that are worse of than you and they still keep on going

>>49559989
This.

>>49559045
No, i wouldnt survive any prison, not even Scandinavian prison

>>49559096
God loves me and wants me to live, so i will live. But i cant live poor.

>>49559983
Ok im gonna do this, i need to make 15k myself, God help me

>>49559989
But the jobs in england pay shit, £9.80 an hour. Bro come on im at the edge here

>>49560058
No, a job isnt beneath me, but whos going to employ an ex drug addict? Im fucked anon, i cant work fast food, imagine it.

>>49560476
Is that your portfolio? Bro... what happened?

>>49559989
In 10 years time i want to be independently wealthy and live like a king in South America or SEA. i dont need much. 5 million pound sterling and I'll make it stretch to the day i die.

>>49558203
4 is /ourgirl/

>>49558519

>>49558203
Buy $GME, next week is going to be huge.

>>49561665
I mean this week, depends where you're from...

>>49559659
you will be surprised at how little effort is required to survive on the streets

>>49561697
Explain pls

>>49561665
Is there gonna be a pump?

Hello OP, I actually had the same idea.

I still have all of my money and I haven’t started yet, but I have felt pretty suicidal and so I thought about spending all my money on drugs and prostitutes like you.

And then when all the money has gone, I will just kill myself. I think at this point you should spend your last 4500 and then you should kill yourself. That was your plan all along. You should follow through with it.

>>49558203
LUNC
SYLO

You're welcome.

>>49558203
2,5,6. Any who disagrees can suck my fat cock.

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I'm correct.

>>49561245
>Ok im gonna do this, i need to make 15k myself, God help me
Just kys already. I hate nothing more in this life than gambling addicts.

LUNC will 10,000x. But you have to hodl for 18 months. Just work fast food for 18 months in the interim

>>49558203
>Who you bonding out?
Read that as "Who you breeding out?" and the answer is the arson cutie

>>49562004
I once took my old doggo to a training school, and a dog there was called Luna.

My dog barked at Luna, but Luna just sat there. Calmly. I am a fool for not seeing the signs.

My dogs name? Teddy. Because he looks like a bear.

>>49561776
My advice is dont. Yes, at the time its incredible, i felt free. The anxiety had come, i didnt feel self conscious, i felt like a massive weight was lifted. I didnt care what the prostitutes said, or i said, i was paying them to stay, so i could talk any shit and realised how easy it is when theres no pressure.

I had the best cocaine, rocks and rocks of it. Everyday. Sex everyday. But the consequences are dreadful. The anxiety is worse than ever. I dont want to die, i tasted a bit of the Chad life and i dont want to give it up.

>>49561789
Im going on metamask now, £500 in LUNC, see you all in Kuala Lumpur on the executive suite

>>49562161
Get into crimes for profit?

>>49558919
>I want to go back to the old me.
Grow up you stupid faggot, the coming economic hardship will do you good.

>>49558203
4 is a cutie

>>49558203
Did you see escorts? Did they ever sit on your face? How were their brappers?

>>49558203
Claiming #4 as my nigrafu.

>hey guise I wasn't sure I was going to hell so I'm just gonna go ahead and make it absolutely cemented
Lmao soifags

>>49562161
>The anxiety had come
*gone

>>49562428
White collar crime is punished severely in England.

>>49562831
How is that going to help? Have you seen The Road? Im going to suicide before that happens, I'll be used like currency in that situation.

>>49563380
Yes. Sometimes. And very perky. You have no idea anon. Make money and find out.

>>49563799
I have anxiety, im already in hell

>>49558203
5

>>49558203
>So i had enough of life and said im gonna have sex and drugs constantly then kill myself.
>I dont want to kill myself and im panicking.
you deserve all the consequences of your decisions

>>49564960
Why? Why are you so quick to condemn me? Where is your empathy

>>49558203
Give you're life to Christ, brother

>>49558203
why don't you find a job that doesn't make you go crazy. Don't worry about how much is pays just something you can for 8 hours a day not go nuts. Once you have a job get a roommate and start reflecting on what you want out of life. Most likely your issue isn't money it's something else. Talk to a therapist, make friends at work, start working out and going for walks join a church. If you really still care about money after changing your lifestyle then start investing in yourself until you get a good job or start a business.

>>49565088
You are right. I need to invest in myself, and focus on sensible accumulation. How foolish i have been! I should have put my money into a bond and then taken time out to reflect.

Now i am even more anxious. I will find a way out

>>49565058
I believe in God, but i still need to pay my bills

what an idiot

>>49558919
If you end up compulsively using prostitutes, you probably aren't handsome and charming.

Also money laundering. Arson looks fun too, and I like the crime, something about it is intriguing. She's either crazy, maybe crazy ex girlfriend tier, a druggy hood rat, or maybe a gangster of some type. I like the mystery though.

>>49558203
Before you go:
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I'll make a good use of your money and use it all to short ETH