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49557822 No.49557822 [Reply] [Original]

Where's my wife and family?

>> No.49557838

Your wife is now heavy with a thousand squirming young. She will be spending the rest of her short life helping to birth the antichrist's army.

>> No.49557851

>>49557838
ok Tim

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>>49557822
I ate them

>> No.49557870

They are with the alternate reality you who is actually a Chad.

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>> No.49557873

>>49557822
in this timeline the woman who was supposed to be your wife is an art hoe with disney tattoos and a pierced septum. she has 7 cats. sorry anon

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>>49557822
.

>> No.49557890

>>49557822
Sorry no can do goy. How about an older women with a lot of baggage and a kid from a previous relationship. It’s all we can do goy you should be glad we’re even letting you breathe.

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buh muy wife

>> No.49557943

>>49557822
What if I die here?

>> No.49557968

>>49557890
>its the jews fault that I cant have sex
Im a ashkenazi jew that one timed a cute virgin blonde haired white girl. stay mad and keep blaming others for your losing

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>>49557968
>Im a ashkenazi jew that one timed a cute virgin blonde haired white girl. stay mad and keep blaming others for your losing

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>>49557822
somewhere behind the screen. if you keep staring at it long enough you'll find them

>> No.49558060

>>49557968
Actually unironically being a Jew. Kill yourself.

Isnt there a penny on the ground you should be picking up parrot face.

>> No.49558190

>>49558060
it takes effort to pick up money off the ground but you wouldnt understand that, national socialist

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>>49557822

>be me
>28
>at my age, my dad had a 2000 square foot home almost paid off, a unionized job at a postman, a stay-at-home wife, a new truck, 2 kids and lived in a community that was all white people and high trust
>have literally none of that

At this point, I could only benefit from total economic collapse or war.

>> No.49558329

>>49557943
who'll be my role model?

>> No.49558440

>>49558197
A massive collapse is the only way.

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>>49557822
You were dreaming. They were not real.
You are in a hospital. Do you recall being admitted?

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>>49557822
well you dont have one
but the good news is you can be a homosexual

>> No.49558494

>>49558197
>At this point, I could only benefit from total economic collapse or war.
same here

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>>49557838
wtf???

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>>49557838
this makes me hard like nobody's business (and finance)

>> No.49558714

>>49558197
get a job at fang and you could do it

>> No.49558824

>>49558197
so much for parents wanting the best for their kids