/biz/ - Business & Finance

When was the last time you opened an option, what was it, and how did it go?

>"Inflation is just because of the supply chain! And corporate greed! And Ukraine! Not how much the FED printed!!!! It's not the federal reserve's fault goyim that is INCREDIBLY ANTISEMTIC!!!!"

>>49547932
Buncha 6 month out put spreads back in March. They're eating shit currently but next earnings round I hope to pull some profit out.

I think bulls need more buck breaking still

it's unironically over

>>49547932
opened spy $405c 6 months to expiration first day we cracked $400
went up 25%
now down 30%
cest la vie. i really thought we'd hit 420 before dumping again

this is the wrong thred
do not post in this thred
post in the correct thred
which is the other thred

Nice squeeze baggies

Ready for next week,mumus?

>>49547911
SIGA chads.. i am so excited for us

>>49547932
>sell put on WBD at 15 dollar strike for last Friday
>wasn't expecting it to trigger
>shat itself on Friday and option was executed
Gonna sell a call for 15.5 on monday just to get out quick and reevaluate, not too worried about it though I actually think a fair price for the stock is 20 bucks a share

>>49547995
i hope they are

I was on the bus to NY and a 70 year old lady sits next to me and starts telling me all about this website that's full of "the truth" etc etc and I thought she was a Qtard but no, she was a full blown commie apparently, and THEN she fucking breaks my mind because she starts talking about how "the google" bans that site and some "greg site" from appearing and I SHIT YOU NOT she was talking about /ourguy/ Mannarino
How do I profit from this?

>>49548142
You should be more concerned why a hardcore commie follows greg

>>49548142
Why are you on the bus, are you poor?

>>49548142
Based old lady. It's awesome talking about politics with randoms. I love going on rants that increasingly become more and more anti semitic.

>>49548142
Kek
I did not expect that ending
Old lady delivered

Should we start a new general thread called "/bbg/ - boomer banking general" to discuss savings accounts, certificates of deposit, etc...?

>>49547932
Wish last summer when those stocks were going nuts. I've never had so much fun on this site in my life, probably one of the best days of my life I made 12k.

HOLY FUCK GAYSEX BROS, I JUST TOOK 10 HARD COCKS

>>49547932
well a better spy put for the 16 or 17th at 50 bucks.
Then exited for a huge amount before goombling 120 more and losing like 30 dollars.

Anyone who doesn't know Greg is a con artist is too stupid to listen to

>>49548459
So how far should we make our shorts out for tesla?

>>49547911
FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

whys the crypto pits wailing?

>>49548494
ETH dumping on its way to 1000

>>49548512
why eth kill?

Small caps...

ABSYX

AVUV

XOP

OXY

MRO

>>49548561
https://cryptobriefing.com/steth-eth-price-slips-amid-liquidity-issues/

>>49548561
Bubbles sometime go away on their own. But if you put a gun to my head I would say the increasing rates environment is making it harder and harder to maintain ponzi scheme fueled by low rate borrowing.

>>49548619
interest rate hikes nuetering crypto was obvious from miles away. I was asking about ETH current price action specifically which the article the other anon linked.

>>49548590
>OXY
shut the fuck up buffet.
small caps good idea but I'm not touching oil until a couple years after the recession. The dems are right about to declare war on oil co's. Buffett's gonna sell his OXY bags at 5 bucks again lmao

>>49548483

More based stock YouTube channels?

>>49548893
>homeless nip grill
Let me guess,ended married to a white weeb?

If you had 3 car companies to invest in that weren't Tesela what would they be and why?

>>49549049
ford because they're going electric and they're too big to fail
toyota because they're reliable enough for ISIS
volkswagon because same as ford but in germany
or if i found someone that was making hydrogen powered semis i'd be interested

>>49549049
I would aim for a combination of low p/e ratios and high debt. Housing strong so inflation at some level is present, erases debt, big leverage for free. Low p/e since interest rates can increase. If fed reverses and they decrease it's good for growth anyway and with inflation debt is leverage.

Was this the sell the top signal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHkXfaIRTM

>>49548893
Maverick of Wall St. Just ignore his TA, its shit

its over former vice char of the fed says they should do 75 bps, and maybe an extra 50+50
https://youtu.be/3A3uMu_ogko

>>49549049
Ford. No contest.

>>49549049
Invest in the car companies making fuel efficient cars

>>49549072
Toyota is based.
They have a lot subsidiaries & own stock in multiple satellite companies like that of pansonic who have battery deals with Tesela.

Ford has some serious electric vehicles coming yes.
>>49549097
Interesting. I guess GM & Ford hit that bill if I'm not mistaken...

>>49549202
>fuel efficient cars
lmao where's the profit margin in that
you can uptune a lawnmower carb to atomize fuel and get 70 mpg out of a truck bro nobody gives a fuck about fuel efficiency

Remember, TSLA holds a lot of BTC on its balance sheet

>>49549219
Idiot. What do you think a fuel injector does?

>>49549239
Thought it only had dogecoin and a tad of eth?

>>49549219
During the fuel crisis of the 70s people bought smaller, fuel efficient cars like Honda, and the market for gas guzzlers died in the ass

>>49549239
>it finally broke the 28-30 crab
oh no no no monday nasdack will be butiful

>>49549280
>monday
Wait till wednesday for it to really dump

>>49549304
>for it to really dump
Wonder when we will get that violent dump to wash out everyone. So far it has been death by thousand cuts since December

Elontards think the stock split will be bullish, but everyone expected 20:1 or at worst 10:1. 3:1 is a huge disappointment, also hiding Larry's exit from the board and his liquidation.

It will pop 5% on open then tank, closing down 5%

Celestial alignment on the 24th. That's our crash date

>>49549321
tesla is the future

>>49548175
I can't fly because the airport is within 1000 feet from an elementary school

>>49549347
No, it isn't. Only morons believe this. Its not economic to make EVs, and its not better for the environment. The electric grid can't handle the current load, let alone adding millions of EVs

how do I profit off of becoming a fatass in my late 20s?

>>49549395
Do what nikocado does

Ok bros...so I'm a noon.
Been buying for q year and 1 nonth now. Comparing profit, debt, revenue is extremely easy, yet I havent..haven't...

American stock seems over inflated.
Because of this I bought about 50 shares out of canada...as if that was any better...

Anyway short story is I bought through TD Ameritrade. If those who don't know as green as I am, TD ameritrade transfers all Canadian stocks through a 3rd party broker. If your Canadian stock lacks in performance than you start getting charged fees through the 3rd party broker. Pretty bogus.

I have a few more dozen stocks to buy for long term growth.

>>49549385
shut up idiot. You are so fucking stupid

>>49549415
I started gaining a little bit of weight when the pandemic began, and no matter what I do I can't seem to burn it off and it keeps gaining. I've started running and lifting more, but it's still gradually getting worse. I've had a greek god physique my entire adult life and I don't know what to do.

>>49549500
>i dont know what to do
Drop the fork,fatty
or you could try DNP

>>49549525
That's the other thing: I've only been eating 1.5 meals a day.

>>49549500
Stop eating carbs. Eat meat and dairy only

>>49549470
Is that why my 25k in March is now 87k?

Meanwhile, your 87k has become 25k

>>49549558
>dairy
Not that anon.
I had to cut out dairy.
I cant break down the protein in it.
Chicken, fish, and of course liver along with pepper is my diet. As well as bananas.

>>49549549
Go to the doc,your insulin production might be fucked up

>>49549689
why jay kay

>>49549689
Like full-on diabetes? ffs

>>49549629
Stop eating fruit. Its sugar that bypasses your pancreas

>>49549793
Thanks anon. I did hear a trainer say to avoid fruits. Not sure why other peers stated I can eat it.

>>49549549
Fat exists to...?
Store energy for...?
Muscles. That's right, good job, class.
Using your muscle will overpower your muscle energy stores. Right now you're trying to empty a car's gas tank by idling. It would empty much quicker if you drove around fast.
Ya get me?

>>49549931

>>49549940

>>49549931
see >>49549500
Anon's point about insulin might be correct. I have a lot of family members who are diabetic, plus I'm on some other medication that puts me at risk of diabetes. Shit sucks man.

>>49549993
>>49549993
>diabetes
What percentage of people who regularly use their muscles do you think have diabetes (Adult Onset aka Type 2 cause the obesity epidemic extended to children so they had to change the name lol haha)?

>>49550024
It's partially genetic. I'm related to people who are extremely fit but also diabetic.

There is no legitimate reason to eat fruit. It's a con. It's not "healthy". There is no such thing as essential fibre. There is no such thing as essential sugars. Fruit contains glucose, fructose and sucrose, but only glucose is regulated by the pancreas. Therefore, eating fruit will make you fat and give you diabetes

Potatoes are starch. Starch is sugar. Potatoes are not "healthy". No vegetable is

>>49550047
it's over

>>49550044
Yeah, you're right, better not exercise.

>>49550097
I literally just said I'm running and lifting even more than I normally do.

>>49550106
>>49550106
>even more than I normally do.
I don't know what that means.
Running isn't exercise.
If you're lifting you ought to be seeing results.
You feeling the burn or quitting a set before the pain?

>people trying to party even at 4am

so many fucking people out on the streets jeeeezus. they are NOT slowing down with their spending. i expect really bad inflation numbers next report

>>49550106
What do you believe you achieve with this exercise?

>>49550158
Boise?

I'm long on Roblox and Uber.

Literally just eat less. Go to /fit/ if you want to argue about fruit being bad for you.
Long WEAT

>>49550147
>running isnt exercise

>>49550147
>>49550166
Running is the fastest way to burn to calories. Faster than lifting.

>>49550186
But you don't "burn" calories. You spend them, then you eat them to replace. The exercise increases appetite for carbohydrates. Exercise is absolutely pointless. Just eat meat and your body will thank you

>>49550206
The other anon is arguing exactly the opposite, so maybe you two should settle your differences amongst yourselves while I go get my A1C checked.

>>49550181
Neither is cycling, nor swimming, nor olympic weightlifting nor baseball.
Exercise serves no purpose than to exhaust a muscle. It's why a person can exercise in a prison cell.
>>49550186
That's the silliest thing I've read here since that anon yesterday made a post about US animal feed production.

>>49549607
i dont own tesla at all. Congrats on making money anon. I was just soft trolling

>>49550247
You don't seem to understand the thermodynamic concept of work.

>>49550243
If you're eating little the medication can make you gain water weight and that's why you can't get rid of it. Can you stop taking it?

6 months from now many of you will be dead because you have been brainwashed to believe that fruits and vegetables are nutrition. They are not. And you can believe that the food is going to run out, and stockpile rice, grains and pasta. Yet you will die from malnutrition. Because you fail to grasp the obvious: we are carnivores. If you do not stockpile red meat, you will die

>>49550306
No, it's for an autoimmune condition.

>>49550338

My mistake, I forgot I was posting during peak schizo hours.

>>49550338
I have a small chicken coup, I was thinking of breeding giant chicken, I believe if you be especially profitable since I'm european and chicken are small as fuck here. Based or not?

>>49550389
Eggs are very good nutrition. Chicken meat is good protein, but it lacks B12 and iron. You have to fully cook it, which depletes its nutrition. Red meat (medium rare) has 4x the nutrition of chicken

>>49550370

>>49549500
Cut the carbs fatso. 2g Protein per desired kg lean bodyweight. Recalculate to freedom units yourself

>>49550440

uh oh,china stinky

I am ok with the government doing covid spending as long as they give the money directly to me and not to Pfizer and Moderna.

>>49550478
>Americans

Kek nice squeeze baggies. To da moon!

Crypto is now total shit. MSFT a blue chip outperforms it on 4 1/2 year charts. That is with incredible media saturation and easiest time to access crypto with phone apps. Crypto has totally failed to have any use case too and there is more innovation outside of crypto by 100x.

>>49550455

>>49550543
I think crypto has a good chance of imploding soon and never recovering since it has failed any use case. QQQ is a better asset and store of value by a large degree

>>49550555

>>49550558
Monero has actual usecase like buying illegal shit (whatever your opinion on said shit maybe)

>>49550158
>>49550167
I just got back from night shift.
The entire city was lit up with people out just having a gay old time.
A lot of bug weddings & pressing their bar tabs to the last minute.

>>49550558
Yep. I expect crypto to go to zero very soon. Millions of crypto fags will off themselves

Was covid also spread primarily by gay sex and we just didn't notice?

>>49550623
It's going to be really hard to have a more viral or ponzi triangle from here. It went totally mainstream and people had easy ways to buy it. Its time for a long crypto winter and btc back to 10k

i genuinely think it's over. we are in for a 5-10 year bear market. there are no positive macro indicators at all, and markets are just down 10-20% ytd. when we need a 20% flush and then it will just keep grinding lower, and lower, and lower.

Diet is sort of a habitual thing. When you eat a type of food regularly you'll crave it when you stop eating it. But if you go long enough your body forgets and you don't crave it anymore. And if you eat smaller meals you'll get full faster. Exercise is still important to stay healthy.

>>49550684
Dumb catposter

Everyone is really negative. What does it mean financially speaking? Buy or sell?

>>49550715
>exercise is important to stay healthy
Brainwashed. Walking in the fresh air and sun will keep you healthy. Running depletes your oxygen, increases your CO2 level, makes you crave carbs, and wears out your joints. It's a con. It literally makes you LESS healthy

>>49550370
It's funny checking in the morning. There is a distinct lack of coherence in posts during 3-6 am

What is causing the autism levels of /smg/?

>>49550047
I try to eat steak every day

>>49550864
based fr fr no cap

>>49550864
Damn, I actually feel kind of bad for the guy. Especially with the peanut butter sandwich kek

>>49548024
me two

>>49550864
>When I was 25, if I had a chance to eat my sandwich with the CEO, I'd have been there
Why though

>>49550812
Good morning, Sunday morning.

>>49547932
I have some UUUU and SIGA calls for October. I'll have to wait and see how it goes.

>>49550956
>Why though
I dunno, ambitions, maybe.
#justCEOthings
>>49550912
I don''t feel bad for others, I feel bad for myself having to exist in a future where the weed 'n' video games crowd are the majority.

>>49547911
This needs updating.
The Bogs need to be up in the clouds looking down on the world below.

>>49551173
>why are you not heckin networking
>why are you not stroking my CEO ego so it pays out in the future for you
>WHY WHY WHY DONT YOU GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I DESERVE AS A CEOOOOOOO

>>49550864
>>49550956
It just shows he has an inflated ego of his own self worth & expects everyone wants to aspire to be him.
Eg. He 'made it', now others should want to be around him so they can make it too with his advice. When he was young he wanted to be CEO so naturally he would happily join his CEO for lunch to try and learn. Meanwhile reality is that most people just go work to earn a wage to live their lives outside of work.. ambitious boss/manager types never understand this even when explained to them since they make their whole life about 'making it'.

>>49550956
My being in the CEOs good graces over time allowed me steady pay raises, better work hours, longer lunches, and at this point full time work from home as I was allowed to keep my job but as a contractor which freed me up to move out of state and find other work too

>>49551418
What if you are a sperg and you are worried you'll say the wrong thing and leave a bad impression with the CEO? I wouldn't know what to say and would probably say something dumb about peanut butter sandwiches that he would find offensive.

>>49551302
Hey there, /tv/ queer, you do realize that watching Hollywood sandnigger LARPshit is the most pathetic way of giving attention, right?
>inb4 you love your stories
I know, doesn't make it any less bizarre
>>49551316
>It just shows he has an inflated ego
No, it shows that the weed 'n' video gamers are a few years away from owning nothing and being happy. It shows that the satisfaction bar is being lowered all the time.

Aren't LABU and BULZ great buys at that price?

I was peeing, what happened on Friday?

>Crypto absolutely getting wrecked

Will be interesting to see if the decoupling from NasdACK will continue; might be bullish for stocks since no one is going to put in any money into a crashing crypto market

>>49551446
His headquarters is in Utah, I don’t think many of the local employees passed him up for weed and video games...

who else unironically down 30k or more and just kind of apathetic about it?

RDBX

I wanna sell puts on REDBOX

Still not selling because I'm down so much already I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

>>49549049
The only investable car companies are Tesla and Ferrari because they aren't car companies.

LOADING UP THE PUTS FOR THE 15TH, EASY MONEY HERE I COOOOOOOMMMMM

>>49549549
Drinking sugary Starbucks lattes every morning?
Drinking sugary Coke and Mountain Dew between meals?
Eating cookies, cupcakes, or doughnuts as "just a little treat" that women offer you?

>>49547932
Walmart, got my shit pushed in.

>>49549470
damn an african that posesses a pre-frontal cortex? Is that... Yakub???

>>49549500
Welcome to getting older. Best bet is to embrace it and go bear mode.

Need gf

ded thred
ded gaem

Uhh bros i don't feel good about getting fired over the vaccine anymore at the end of the month should i fake a card

I~
found my own true love was
on a blue sunday~
she~
looked at me and told me
i was the only
one in the world, now i have found my girl~
my girld awaits for me in tender time
my girl is mine, she is the world, she is my girl~

>>49552413
This is still a thing huh?

>anime

>>49551446
Have you ever looked at a CEOs diary? I periodically have to provide briefing for mine and it just fucking sucks.
>back to back flights over days
>endless meetings
>stuff scheduled in for weekends around taking his son to scouts
>normally finishes work at 8pm but has meetings in for 7 the next day which gives him a couple hours with his wife, to eat dinner, watch his kids grow up and try to relax

When you get older there's a point in your career where you really have enough shit on and where the extra money isn't worth it.

>>49552430
Apparently. I was resolved to stick with it before all my money totally collapsed with shitcoins + bad stock plays. Not that I didn't cash out enough to tank a year but I'd rather just buy the dip. I'll find out if they're actually gonna enforce it probably in a few weeks or not but since it's a country wide telecom company, Jew York is probably ensuring they just keep enforcing it. I got an exemption but I'm not gonna be able to get it extended without documentation that I just won't be able to produce.

Joe Biden is the worst fucking president in history my god

>>49552480
Get the vaxx you fucking pussy.

>>49552480
Just make a fake card, should be easy enough

>>49552500
I'm just not gonna get it (haha) but you can have mine :) don't worry bro, this 5th shot is DEFINITELY going to end the pandemic

>>49552500
kys

>pre-futures

Here at /smg/ we believe:

Climate change is real.
Black lives matter.
No human is illegal.
Trans women are women.
Women's rights are human rights.
Vaccines cause adults.
Biden won the election.
Cлaвa Укpaїнi!

>>49552523
Yeah I'm probably gonna work on it this week. Seems getting caught doesn't do shit anymore either. You know that couple that got publically destroyed for using fake cards into a Buffalo Bills game?
https://www2.erie.gov/da/index.php?q=press/west-seneca-couple-pleads-guilty-disorderly-conduct-using-fake-vaccine-cards-enter-buffalo-bil

So much for this HORRIBLE FELONY that all these fags tried to push kek.
>Both defendants were sentenced to a conditional discharge. Both were ordered to perform 100 hours of community service and to pay a $125 fine plus a $125 surcharge.
When even New York isn't handing out the harshest of penalties and the federal DA can't be assed to charge people like this, you know it's a total fucking farce. Still, fuck the Biden administration for ever allowing this to happen. I can't believe that one man would damage the public identity of healthcare in their country just to get people to take a shot that is proven to do fuckall. They're still fighting the federal contractor mandate in court ya know? Total clowns at this admin. But that's why I'm long GUSH right now

>>49552500
Look so basically I'm just not going to take it. Etc. Also kys.

Did you see what happened in cryptoland last night? Yes that is coming to you Monday. You can go ahead and try to slurp that dip but it won't work you can't hold up a 50 trillion marketcap market with your mcwagie job. Honestly just sell while you can its not going back up for atleast 5 years if your masters feel pity that is.

>>49552570
pic
>>49552477
Yeah, and it's been like that for some time, but I'm positive a generation ago there would have been a larger pool of people interested in that.
It's like the /sm/ some people buy dividend shit and some have greater ambitions.

>>49551789
Good it will make you a stronger investor. Now your transformation may begin.

>>49552609
I added another 500 this morning so we'll get a deep green or I win

>>49552609
cool I'll just keep buying more I don't have anything else to spend on. Do you think I am involved in an autistic investing board because I have a family and responsibilities to spend on? Kek

>>49552636
>>49552637
Remember to keep smug posting this winter when we dump at faster rates. I need to add more holiday bobos to my collection anyways.

>>49552655
smug? simply just buying at a discount. sorry day trader

S&P more like poop and pee.

>>49552609
My cryptotard roommate texted me telling me how he lost everything.
>mfw

>Bitcoin (TICKER:BTC) Price

What hand gesture do you think Catherine will have for us this week?

>women making accounts about the investing #lifestyle for attention on social media
What were you thinking, /biz/? It had been the longest bullrun

>>49552822
Finance advertisers pay the most.

>>49552759
Bottom at 200W SMA.
Simple as.

>>49552822
Im thinking - Need to stay in the game, whether long or short, longterm investing or shorterm trading. Need to stay in the game at all times, trade all markets, keep on keeping. If you stop. Retreat. Give up or look for the 'perfect conditions' to trade and invest you end up spending most your time in cash gang learning nothing. When the time finally does comes right you get in and you have no tolerance built up from experience and fuck it up anyway. So keep on keeping. Line up, line down. Its all the same. Stay in the game.

Im thinking the hand gesture of the week will play close to this hand gesture. Sell that milkshake catherine, sell it you nasty bitch. Dirty nasty milkshake slinger.

Another scorcher.

>open an /smg/ thread
>it has links
yikes...

>>49552856
>200W SMA
Wheres that?

>>49552759
Not low enough.

>>49550812
All /smg/ posting outside market hours or close to them is full-on schizo nonsense and inbred-tier understanding of even the most basic economic concepts, it's bizarre.

>>49551302
This.
>pays out in the future for you
By being fired first because the CEO actually knows your name.
This isn't the 50's anymore.

>>49552480
>>49552524
>posts better vtuber
>not getting the vaxx
yeah, i'm thinking based

>>49552477
Oh noooo not high-end restaurant meetings. Not the first class flighterino. Noooo that is so much work.
He works to 8pm doing nothing at all that is so sad. Meanwhile employees who leave before 8pm get fired.

>>49553017
~22000$.

>>49552626
>Yeah, and it's been like that for some time, but I'm positive a generation ago there would have been a larger pool of people interested in that.
Absolutely, but it's because before, there was actual advantages to doing that. Nowadays a CEO is just another slaver who gets rich doing nothing, not even knowing how the business works at all. The middle management, sometimes one or two other C-level, actually manage the entire company themselves relatively thanklessly (they're not getting bonuses or promotions for this).
You're not learning anything about the business by hanging out with the CEO, and the only potential impact is that you'll get fired first since he now knows your name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliquet_option
I can’t help but think this is probably the best way to capitalize on mispriced volatility, bleed the counterparty dry

>>49552902
You are better off actually waiting for good conditions to trade that you can do well in. Making 300% in a week and waiting a couple years to trade again is preferable to making 40% annually for 3 years. Just get a job in finance if you have trouble keeping your eyes on the market when you’re not invested

>BTC sub 27K

>>49553144
This is a joke right. Have you ever actually posted here during market hours, it’s a bunch of fucking niggers OOOO’ing and AAAA’ing for 8 hours

>>49553392
This.

>>49552570
Here at /smg/ we believe:

Climate change has always been happening.
Black lives matter (a lot) when determining average cost of a person on the government's budget.
No human is illegal after obtaining citizenship.
Women born with wombs are women.
Everyone already has human rights.
Largely unresearched vaccines cause sudden adult death syndrome.
Presidential elections are a joke without voter IDs
Royale with cheese.

>>49553476
>Largely unresearched vaccines cause sudden adult death syndrome.

>>49553392
100% this

This general is fun because it's nonsensically profitable for <10% of posters

>>49553476
Wow... that's pretty racist.

you didn't... sell.... did you?
you seriously can't hold 6 six years and accumulate the dip?
pathetic.

>>49553476
>Women born with wombs are women.
GNU is not unix

>>49550662
When I got it, I did feel like half a fag.

>>49550864
They probably also feel its pointless. Ive been so to many of those professional building talks and lunches at industry conferences and nothing changes. No job change or improvement, and not even connections. It would be having lunch and then forgotten by the next day by the ceo.
>>49551418
>My being in the CEOs good graces over time allowed me steady pay raises
Except it wont. He will forget your name and face 5 minutes after you leave.

>>49553476
wow son ya blew it

>>49552570
Here at /smg/ we believe:

Climate change is fake and gay.
No lives matter.
Go back to Mexico.
All women are dumb whores.
Human rights don’t exist.
Vaccines cause autism (based)
Biden is bullish.
Yo quiero tetas grandotes.

>>49550805
Eat in meat in bed outside 24 hrs a day and let’s see how you do over 10 years.

>>49553367

>>49550883
Waiting for markets to open

BUY HODL DRS the BTC fellow apes hedgies r fuk.

>>49553173
She's so cute, I wish I could understand Japanese, feels like I miss out on a lot

Free cash flow = Cash From Operating Activities minus Capital Expenditures

3.25B - 1.31B = 2.233B

Why is tradingview showing 2.07B?

If your curious, im looking at DISH financials I may buy some of their debt, its yielding 8-9%. Im starting to like debt more, its an expected yield compared the unknown of equities and w/e the hell market sentiment or what the fed is doing. Also in bankruptcies debtholders have first dibs on assets.

>>49553367
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/07/george-soros-fund-owns-bitcoin-ceo-confirms.html
>weird

>>49553662
>Biden is bullish

for oil

>>49550883
What causes people to say "Wait hold on let me browse through my folder of 1000 irrelevant anime images to find one to attach to my post... let's see... nope not this one... nope... ah, perfect." before hitting submit? I've been on 4chan since 2004 and I'm incredibly autistic and mentally ill but never once been remotely interested in anime or seen the appeal. I don't know who any of these characters are, they all look like the same Japanese cartoons to me. Is it like frogposting? I do like frogposting though.

>>49553676
>>49553746
Nothing weird about it BTC is still in a bull market.
Secular bear mark almost.

>>49553746
Nothing weird about BTC is still in a bull market.
Secular bear market almost over.
Simple as.

>>49553776
>>49553827
try again

>>49553827
Yah, im gonna need you to post nose.

How do you pick stocks?

>>49553840
>>49553852
Watch and learn negroes.

Aight looks like crypto found the bottom of the day. Shows over.

>>49553884
Ok, no need to post nose. Seems you may just be retarded.

>>49553771
>Is it like frogposting?
From my pov yes, it's exactly the same kind of mental illness as posting the /r9k/ frog. Both are stupid memes, long past their prime that say more about the mental instability of the user than anything else. Both have inexplicably gone mainstream in the last few years despite having been giant red flags for many years before. I've never even considered there might not be 100% overlap between those groups anyway, but why not.

>>49553909
Energy peaking.
Yields peaking.
Dollar peaking.
Inflation "peaking".
Market bottoming.
BTC bottoming.
Simple as my negro.

>>49553985

>>49554050
Eeewwww, its actually retarded.

Do we sell it all on Monday? I feel like doing it

>>49553985
um, sweaty, are you talking about the super duper racist frog? I really hope you’re not posting that frog, anon

>>49554086
Like yourself if you do not long BTC at 200W SMA.

>>49554112
Give me half.

>>49554133
Ill long buttcorn when its sub 1k, thanks Jamal

>>49553985
For me it's the deadpan / psychopathic expression of the frog juxtaposed with text that is so autistic that you're not sure if it's satire that's comedy gold. Posts with pictures of frogs are also more likely to get (You)s I think because our brains are hardwired to scan for faces while scrolling. I also wear this exact facial expression at all times so it is an accurate portrayal of my countenance while posting.

TQQQ OR SQQQ ?

>>49554208
What party did you vote for in the last general election?

>>49554251
The good guys.

>>49554256
I asked political party, not fee fees

>>49552788
What’s going on with that wrist bump?

>>49552419
> The Doors
I know /smg/ is a boomer thread but this is embarrassing. Please keep your dadrock to yourself.

>>49554306
s-o-y-lent wrist. Many such cases.

>>49554251
>whatt party did you vote for in the last
t-t-t-that shouldn't matter anon! Just tell me

>>49554336
Right now, it does.

uranium

>>49554384
bombs

>>49554384
Peaking.

Baking.

>>49554384
Totes.

What will the market do after Nov 2022 elections frens? What cheapies are you buying right now?

>>49554462
1. Biden becomes a lame duck
>market slowly dies for another year
2. Biden keeps the house and senate
>powpow and mommy brainard make volker look like a zherscout

>>49554112
If markets dump again on Monday we'll be back at the lows for SPY.
That's a buying opportunity. Why would you willingly sell the bottom?

Only reason to sell is if you're margin called, in which case you've already fucked up.

>>49554412
We're 60 posts from hitting the bump limit? Don't just bake willy nilly, wait until we're at least at 300 posts.

>>49554518
>zherscout
wat?

>>49554569
Tricked! I was just being le random haha.

>>49554564
Sometimes the best investment is to just keep the dollaridos out of the kikes hands. Thank Jesus i got out at the Christmas 'rally'
>cash is a good investment when there are no investments to be found

>>49554590
Oh you goofball! You got me!

>>49554587
Its the term for the BoyScouts now in 2022 Bidens America

>>49554316
The End and Crystal Ship are pure kino

>>49554614
Swapping to cash is like swapping to crypto. They're both losing bets, both on the long road to zero.
You can try to time it right, and you might even manage to jump to cash while stocks are high and even jump back while stocks have been suppressed due to temporary economic bullshit, but in the long run on average people making this same play will lose. Cash is a hot potato.

You've traded a productive asset for something with no yield, a long term mandate of 2% inflation, and currently experiencing far greater money supply dilution.

HOW TO MAKE WEEKENDS PASS BY FASTER. I WANNA LOSE SOME MONEY FUCKKKK

>>49554720
t. asset bagholder

>>49554251
israel

I missed you bros

>>49554720
you know you can short too

i've made more this year on the way down than i did last year on the way up

>>49554741
okay, but isreal with lower taxes, or isreal but higher taxes?

>>49554720
>money supply dilution
Please, you can only make me so wet

Is Ninety One Global Gold a good investment??

>>49554744
MODS

>>49554744
New update today?

>>49554741
You must be at least 12 to post here.

>>49554768
I'd rather rocker post miku than trannies, and it is either one or the other with him.

>>49554780
As long as I don't get banned by one of you chuds. I just served my sentence. If someone fucks me over I'm punishing this whole general.

>>49554734
Cope. I'm up 52% YTD because I invested heavily in productive oil companies in geographically diverse locations (to reduce risk of "windfall" government theft).
I suppose it's also important to distinguish productive assets from SBC ponzi tech shit.

>>49554747
Shorting trash can be good money, but you should be using the funds raised to reinvest in quality companies. Stay close to 100% net long exposure.
I feel a bit guilty though, taking money from people who are already being robbed by fraud. So generally I don't short. I just don't need that drama in my life.

>>49554786
>>49554870
so you are the infamous tranny poster
that’s b-tier trolling man
I expected better from you
disappointed

I'm a bit out of the loop with the whole GME shit, did they end up diluting the shares?

>>49554050
sometimes i like to imagine the faces of the retards who make those dunning-kruger fueled predictions with such confidence, contorted in pain and regret as they are proven wrong.

>>49554941
they have their own general (containment) thread, so go ask them instead

>>49554758
the slower but legal destruction. you would have to be a retard to vote for the quicker illegal destruction.

>>49554920
I've never posted a tranny on this website in my entire life.

>>49554968
Yeah but they'll just lie to me or make up some cope if they actually diluted.

>>49554744
Welcome home fren

>>49554720
it seems you pretty much agree with the other anon but are talking past him

OHHHH NO CASH GANG IM DOWN 25% THIS YEAR, BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOLDING PRODUCTIVE ASSETS. IM GONNA COOM

>>49554995
hey rocker, bless our portfolio plz

I am really split between SQQQ and TQQQ, on one hand TQQQ looks like a better buy than ever, but meanwhile the worlds economy is going to shit...

pepe please share thoughts manythanks

>>49555097
I deem this anons portfolio blood green for no less than a week.

>>49554995
you better not have or I will report you to the adl and they will out you as a fraud

>>49555134
If I ever post anything 3d, it's legitimate women.

>>49555124
Why can’t I meet a girl like this?

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
Just dont be the last out the door, fren. Even though you may have voted for this mess, i do still want to see you make it. Decide now, either become a casualty to this cancer or become a real man and make the demons fall on their own swords. It will be either or. No matter how midterms goes, its still a long 3 years before anything will get better as well. Just remember, America votes for this, you get to decide if you will be a casualty or not. I hope you chose right, anon.

>>49555166
Buddy, that's a man

>>49554128
No, I'm talking about the autistic loser frog from /r9k/. The one that was subsequently co-opted by /pol/tards and then mainstreamed by ""gamers"" on Twitch, for insane reasons I will probably never understand.

>>49554180
You do you. I just can't get over its origins on /r9k/ and I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be associated with that festering shithole. It was funny for a while. Then it got so bad that moot deleted it. And for reasons I still don't grok he brought it back only for it to dive even deeper into the swamp. Finding people to comiserate is a noble pursuit if the ultimate goal is to get better together. But /r9k/ never wanted that. They just want to wallow in self-pitty and drag themselves deeper and deeper into the void. The frog isn't good or funny - it is originally a symbol of giving up, of giving into crippling autism and depression, and losing touch with reality. And every subsequent subculture co-opting the frog has added their own terrible baggage no sane person should want to be associated with.
If you say, "Yes, these are my people!" then be my fucking guest and post frogs all day long. I just hope you eventually find salvation by overcoming your self-destructive mindset.

>>49550663
>>49550623
BTC is a gold upgrade, Monero belongs under FX, and every other crypto should be benchmarked against and invested in like ARKKshit.

>>49555377
You better not be talking about Apu! He's a sweet baby boy.

>>49555377
>comes to the underwater basket weaving forum to bitch out a frog
We are gonna need you to go back to tumblr. Its for all our good.

What is the best way to earn a little extra on shares?
Writing call options is fun, except if the share prices increases more than the call strike price.
And writing put options requires a lot of margin which could have been invested otherwise

>>49555377
>>>49554180
>You do you. I just can't get over its origins on /r9k/ and I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be associated with that festering shithole.

>>49555430
Welcome to 2022 Bidens America. Where the clowns are trying to run the circus.
>thinks a digital ponzi scheme is an upgrade to a form of commodity that has been used for trade.
How much does your clown makeup cost you month?

>>49555124
who is she?

>>49555497
Gold is also a ponzi scheme, it just has a longer track record of being such.

What, you don't think its value is propped up by industrial use rather than a stable inflation rate and "greater fool theory", do you?

I like you guys, so sell everything as soon as possible.

The stock market is going to crash tomorrow.

>>49555524
How much are the dues at your local synagogue?

>>49555593
I'm sorry you were wrong and got BTFO, but you can fight the Boomer mindset. I believe in you.

Bitcoin belongs under the PM classification.

>>49555377
>Im just a Frog, doing frog things, in the backyard. Why you goto be hating on me

>>49555614
Im gonna go dig up some gold, you go dig up some bitcorn. Meet back here in a week. Holy shit you are fucking retarded.

>>49553392
OOO and AAA is for fun. "10y yield is going up that means bonds are mooning" is inbred-tier, and schizo rambling literally never happens during market hours.
I see you're from redd!t. How about you go back and stay there?

>>49555166
You think they go out in public doing that?

I regret buying TSM at 115 hahaha
What are the odds that China invades and I get a real opportunity to DCA

>>49555673
About 1.5% of the global gold supply is mined every year, but it fluctuates a bit. This is approximately equal to the mining rate of new Bitcoins (though that rate is programmed in advance and does not fluctuate).

Someone give me a 200% play this week, I need to make back the $40,000 I lost this year

I'm very sad, and very poor. I will put the rest of my life savings on it.

>>49555739
Will never happen as long as I hold INTC, and I don't plan on selling. So zero.

Ready for the surprise golden Bull run this week?

spy? more like onions desu senpai

Baking.

>>49553884
>OH WHAT A LIFE

is the market crash going to provide a discount on SIGA shares?

>>49555756
I dont give one fuck about your coins faggot.

https://www.axios.com/2022/06/12/senators-reach-gun-safety-deal
>Telehealth investments: Invests in programs that increase access to mental and behavioral health services for youth and families in crisis via telehealth.
Could see TDOC pump harder than the broader market on monday, might be a good play for day trading.

>>49555377
>You do you. I just can't get over its origins on /r9k/ and I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be associated with that festering shithole. It was funny for a while. Then it got so bad that moot deleted it. And for reasons I still don't grok he brought it back only for it to dive even deeper into the swamp. Finding people to comiserate is a noble pursuit if the ultimate goal is to get better together. But /r9k/ never wanted that. They just want to wallow in self-pitty and drag themselves deeper and deeper into the void. The frog isn't good or funny - it is originally a symbol of giving up, of giving into crippling autism and depression, and losing touch with reality. And every subsequent subculture co-opting the frog has added their own terrible baggage no sane person should want to be associated with.
>If you say, "Yes, these are my people!" then be my fucking guest and post frogs all day long. I just hope you eventually find salvation by overcoming your self-destructive mindset

Stupid inflation data dumping my portfolio on Friday. How am I supposed to know when shit like that is going to happen? I know the next FOMC meeting is in 3 days and that will probably make stocks dump even more

>>49555806
OK, but I hope you're not totally puzzled why gold is stagnating and why Bitcoin isn't going to 0 like Peter Schiff said.

>>49555823
How does President Manchin feel about this?

>>49554886
>I feel a bit guilty though, taking money from people who are already being robbed by fraud.

look at you on your moral high ground

>>49555854
Never puzzled and really bored of your 3rd grade level shitposting.

>>49555781
Bamboozled again! I was only pretending.

>>49555873
He's on board already, and Sinema is one of the people writing the bill.
>"The core group of senators behind the deal, Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), John Cornyn (R-Texas), Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) and Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), are still working on writing legislative text,"

>>49555698
>maybe if I bring up some entry level Econ like yield to maturity and call him a redditor he’ll stop calling me a nigger

>>49555928

Anyone going to short the S&P with SPXU? SDS?
SH??

>>49555944
Calls on gun manufacturers it is, that should be a fun summer time play. Thanks Democrats!

>>49555987
What a lovely looking Progressive Democrat. Whats her name?

>>49555962
Oh the iron knee. Nice self-own, redd!t.

>>49556024
If you don't know, that is chris-chan

>>49555844
Yet another example of clinically retarded posting.

>>49556045
...

>>49556045
Wait a mf minute, what is a chris-chan?

>>49556069
How fucking new.

>>49556069
look it up, you are in for a ride

>>49556033
Stay on market hour posting, if you can’t price bond futures you don’t know shit

>>49556045
It's CHRISTINE you bigot

>>49556075
>>49556079
Im good, ive got gas

>totally miss the mf (mother fucker)
I thought you were all suppose to be savants round here?

>>49556099
American "cake" is so fucking nasty. Yikes!

>>49555377
>thinking this much about a cartoon frog
Frog makes me laugh, i post frog, simple as innit?

>>49556160
nothing wrong with it as long as it is made with butter instead oil

>>49555377
>No, I'm talking about the autistic loser frog from /r9k/. The one that was subsequently co-opted by /pol/tards and then mainstreamed by ""gamers"" on Twitch, for insane reasons I will probably never understand.
>You do you. I just can't get over its origins on /r9k/ and I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be associated with that festering shithole.
kys and hang out on tumblr if you don't like pepe and apu.

>>49556160
Im a fan of carrot cake.

Baking.

>>49549500
I went from 206 - 182 just by quitting beer 6 months ago. I switched to a 250ml of scotch on the rocks in the evening. Pretty good desu.

>>49556217

I BAKED FIRST
>>49556243

>>49556217
I actually did it this time. I'm an unhinged absolute madlad!

>>49556238
>>49556238
>>49556238
>>49556238

>>49556247
but why.

>>49555377
>grok
Opinion discarded.

>>49556247
>>49556255
Should have just let it die

>>49556247
>I baked first
>Higher post number

>people posting in the zoomer thread instead of the pepe thread

>>49555430
>BTC is a gold upgrade
Brb covering my satellites im some satoshis

>>49555944
I just hope those bullets hit someone on the way down. Preferably a little brown person so nobody will care.

>>49555987
Stunning and brave

>>49556045
Is she related to foe-chan?