/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49535336
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49535336
WAGMI FRENS!

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49535366
checked, wagmi

God dam burgers why is market closed today

>>49535366
WAGMI checked.

>>49535336
Thanks for the bread baker

>>49535366
>>49535477
Blessed and based thread already.

WAGMI

I’m at a low point in my life financially
I bought XX drs last night after 8 hours research and desperation

Last time I was this screwed financially I got super lucky.. got the same vibes last night

the biggest fud is that no matter how hard I am going to make it, I will continue to have massive inconvenient shits that clog my toilet and everyone elses

Pain is the way to bring peace.

>>49535477
Who dis shitskin ya posted?

>>49535569
Anal sex is no good for you bagge

>>49535569
You should try a bottom friendly diet

'Quantitative tightening' but the Federal reserve can't sell their worthless crap, MBS auctions with no bids. ZERO BUYERS. Housing jumped off a cliff Friday and there's no bottom. GMEntlemen, let the WAGMI commence.

I feel kind of... sad? Knowing that there are people who have been duped into holding AMC and GME and continue to hope that it'll make them rich, somehow...

“Throughout my life, the moments, and people who have defined me… they have all been illuminated by sparks.” – Guts

>>49535749
My fellow Gmericans, the storm is among us.

hello frens
i am going to wagmi because i hold shares of gamestop
and i will not sell them for less than a really big number

>>49535840
Gme will doomp hard with the rest of the market

First day at new job today can't wait to get paid, buy more shares and WAGMI.

>>49535979
nice

Does anyone have the 2008 FTDs video? I can’t seem to find it anywhere

>>49535780
Remember: it would have been over last year but for the AMCnogs

Ken Griffin has 0 yil and I'm tired of pretending he has.

>>49535840
>>49535914
I just want everything to collapse.

I;m fed up with this world.

>>49535749
explain like I hold AMC. Does this mean 2008 Part II: This Time We Can’t Push It Under The Rug?

>>49535477
Checked and WAGMI.

>>49534850
>>49535979
Nice.

>>49536092
You're referring to something different from the 2006 presentation in the OP right?

Can Europeans buy shares directly through some DRS entity?

going to mess around with some neural networks for the sheer fuck of it and useless-ness of them just to keep myself entertained.

>>49536381
yes
get an account at Wise

>>49535749
GOD I CAN NOT WAIT TO SLURP CHEAP LAND

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

kek baggies

>>49535819
Im too koala brained for the 4d chess of this post. Can someone a bit more schizo than I explain it?

>>49535914
And I will be more than ready to giga slurp some cheapies. GME chads just cannot lose.

>>49535632
Sorry, I don't speak in ebonics.

When did you baggie bros realize you were gay? For me it was when Cohen fucked us and i still hold. WAGMI

>>49535819
I only really got into Berserk during waiting for moass. If it wasn’t for all this waiting, I might have gone my entire life without appreciating it

I also bought Dark Souls on switch, but I don’t get the appeal. The enemies who aren’t bosses look like shit

>>49533818
I still don't understand how the jab is supposed to cause myocarditis (at a greater rate than COVID itself).

>>49536092
The one in the OP?

>>49536437
electric universe

>>49536684
Then go to /fit/ or /pol/ or /b/ or literally anywhere other than a thread for discussing gme?

I remind of this absolute classic:
https://voca.ro/15iADIuA1hxC

>X48GG
>execution in 48h, Gary Gensler

>>49536684
Little toxic heavy metal particles that shred the inside of the cardiovascular system (nanoblades)

>>49536720
This. Go to /v/ also when discussing videogames
>inb4 >/v/ >videogames

>>49536348
I don’t know which one you are referring to because of the reuploads, but this one has to have been made after 2008 because it talked about the FTDs at Lehman I believe. I originally found the video on this thread a couple months ago and I wanted to watch it again. It was also talking about how the SEC restricted naked shorting in these securities during the financial crisis

now that the dust has settled from the whole "chadshill" "DOTR" arc why did he do it?
is he gone?
will he ever return?
he was the only shill that ever managed to rile up this general with his mother of all datefags (and even biz as a whole for like that one day)
i was so invested in his shitposting and just like that he's gone

I have no will nor the strength to get out of bed anymore. Please hurry MOASS

>>4953677
When the world needed him most,he vanished. A couple of years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new niggerfaggot, and although his thread-sliding skills are great, he has a lot of work to do before he's ready to save anyone. But, I believe, niggerfaggot can save the world..

>>49536390
Cheers.

>>49536787
it's on monday

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49535713
Based non water soluble diet poster.

>>49535336
Oh shit I loved this game!

Remember the glitches "simonsays" for the ewok with a gun. "Thatsnomoon" for a mobile deathstar.

Just a well made, well balanced game even tho it was just a reskin of I think age of empires. So many hours sunk into that. Solid campaign mode too.

>>49536776
For me, I just find the next day to hype and then when nothing happens instead of hanging myself I just find the next day to hype instead. It's been a proven system thus far. I think the projections that anyone was going to hang themselves this early were wildly optimistic on DOTR's part, we're looking at more of a Christmas or next Valentine's kinda timeline for that action.

>>49536843
forgot a pic lol

>>49535749
So does this mean that literally everything is about to get rugged? If The Fed can't find anyone to buy their worthless dogshit wrapped in cat shit... Does this mean it's literally over? Will it finally be politically correct to start stringing up politician all over cobble stone on my way to the mine in Minecraft?

>>49536437
Remember these times. They will prepare you for the hard times ahead

>>49536663
It's the art that best defines our story. We are all "Guts" in a way, with our unique forms of suffering, trying to find purpose in a meaningless existence

Ironically, the main villain is "Griffith"... sounds eerily familiar to our timeline's Griffin

>>49536813
i kek'd thanks anon

>>49536815
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tbnz0g/this_is_how_you_buy_gme_shares_direct_from/
heres a plebbit rundown on it

>>49536813
heh

gmebros....what happens when the timer on Ryan Cohen's twitter ends?

>>49536826
I hope so

>>49536980
2 weeks and then MOASS
For real this time. I promise

>>49537009
but the timer ends on monday morning

>>49535336
>be citadelie
>read reddit’s dd
>notice something that we weren’t aware of
>find solution or a delay
>rinse and repeat

>>49537022
kek direct registrations

>>49537020
what timer

>>49537022
>be anti-GME hedge fund
>join pro-GME retail subreddit
???
what did he mean by this bros

>>49537046
the timer on his latest poll ends at market open on monday morning which is exactly 10 days after the annual meeting where the share split was approved

>>49536972
Avatar: The Last Airbender reference
Are you 55 or 18? Who doesn’t know Avatar?

>>49537053
it's called handling, or 'leashing'

>>49536972
Forgot picrel. Do yourself a favour and watch it before moass

>>49537085
>>49537112
'heh' = / = 'huh' you ESL fuc

>>49537022
Kind of like how they pointed out all those glitches that showed insane SI and the website just removed the data. Instead of quietly keeping track of it they had to bombard them with emails demanding to know why it was like that

>>49537129
kek baggie

>>49536684
Fucking normie

>>49536776
I'm actually impressed with what he accomplished, probably my favorite shill arc so far for the sheer absurdity of it

>>49536663
One of the most based series of all time. Great way to spend pre moass downtime. We won't have a lot of that much longer.

>>49537294
the fact that /GME/ collectively lost it's mind in the 48 hours leading up to "DOTR" was pretty wild lol

>>49537330
wtf is DOTR?

>>49537330
>collectively lost it's mind
anon that was you having a psychosis

>Literal retard that I spend time with learned my phone number and put it into every scam website he could
>get calls from pajeets daily

How do I make it stop bros?

>>49536953
Even better, thanks.

>>49537414
day of the rope
>>49537423
we're all a little psychotic here fren

>>49537414
I still don’t understand how there are people who don’t know every shred of lore in these threads.

>>49537330
It was one person.

>>49537426
By changing your phone number.

>>49537426
If you give me your number I can put it on a do not call list

>>49537498
I think you’re mostly right but I definitely think other larpers/shills picked up on it and started to datefag dotr also.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

I have minted 5 NFTs of this image. Post wallets and they're yours. Stinky Pajeets are not allowed.

>>49535336
Thanks for baking!

>>49535541
I’m gonna keep holding and keep telling myself it’s always darkest before the dawn

>>49537605
0x777CdC9DF919183F4D90CCCDe4A29a920c26ca83

pls and ty (dont care about ban)

Who’s that anon that had over 100 posts in a thread?

>>49537564

>>49537634
Sent.

>>49537673
based god bless fren

>>49536259
>2008 Part II: This Time We Can’t Push It Under The Rug
Kek. I think that’s part of the reason this crash will be even worse than 08. They never really let things crash last time around. Also, China is about to experience its first financial collapse since they opened up to the west in the 70s.

>>49537605
0x605aEB1D31b0654600fb5cf90932c1B2E80739D7
>do it jannie

>>49537769
gotchu fren.

>>49537791
ur so cute

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

when

Where is the tummyposter?

>>49537832
zen

>>49537605
0x38F565BF56336B3A1D010a3F18CDF89F234fe24f

We go down together, GMEbros

>>49537929
Pic related: you

>>49536387
Uuuuh what kind of sample size is that nigger? You should be doing one for each month, one for each year, 1 for since the sneeze, and a historical pre-sneeze comparison AT LEAST so you can observe trends and patterns, what is this amatuer hour

>>49537605
0x89fBbcdE2fbdB61771f829245f6AA3c07e400875
Cheers fren, I'm in that picture

anon,take a moment to ground yourself in the moment. gamestop, fucking gamestop is now a decentralised bank, is making a marketplace for nftfags totrade apes (whixh has somehow seeped into mainstream culture) and has retail stores (think of how much normalofags cream their underwear going to the apple store or roasties going tiffinys to make a purchase) alongside ecommerce. honestly, why has everyone and every media outlet that suckles on someone higher in the chains been screaming to sell? Fair enough a week or so after jan21 but 1.5 years on? I try to look at it objectively, because when people try to coerce me into doing something I disagree with I get very defensive, but one might not be insanely bullish on gme in comparison to other companies but they don't seem to be going down the shitter, just doing their thing and slowly reforming. it just seems too weird to me

>>49537904
>zen
>ape
>wrinkle brain
>this needs more eyes!!!
>wut doing?
>no cell no sell

>>49537995
Based

>>49536776
>make obvious (read as: too obvious) character
>annoy people with date until they datefag in spite of your datedagging
>use a different writing style to sway sentiment in such a way that people start to datefag in top of your datefagging and think its an insider
Very basic, standard trolling method, im impressed that it worked so easily, we must have more newies and zoomies than I expected

>>49537987
WAGMI

>>49537605
Shit, I've not even activated mine yet but
0x7dda5d4616F4C49B6f38ffaa48194Fd7418805F7
if you want to be a king and pay my L2 Fee
Ban away, jannie

>>49538010
you are not at zen, fren

>>49537605
That's pretty based.

>>49538046
How much is the L2 fee?

>>49537950
Thanks for the NFT fren. That was mighty frenly of you

>>49538118
Best part is that all of this cost me about 20 cents.

>>49538016
a few years ago gamestop were actually just shitty retail chain that mugged you . The absurdity of the last few years feels like a fever dream at times.

>>49538098
Like 2 bucks of eth or something, if you've already activated L2 you get a prompt when trying to look at unlocked wallets.
I just don't own any actual eth and the minimum burchase is $120 or thereabouts.
Don't feel pressured, if someone else beats me to it its my fault for not having bought in.

>>49537995
nothing will happen

>>49537960
well you could show your own work if you want to help out

>>49538010
We can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent

In Ryan we trust. To the moon soon apes.

>>49537605
remove radiofag and ill take one

indian shill bros, you didn't tell me about this new bollywood masala in production called K.E.K.D

https://www.avstv.com/salman-start-shooting-kekd-week/

> kek

>>49538174
fagthings do and will happen because of the statistical nature of the universe. Our economies oscillate through manicgrowth and rapid contractions. The moass as a concept will either happen or not happen. Our lifetimes are negligable compared to the universe. It hasn't happened yet, so I'm comfy waiting with frens for it to happen

>>49538150
I have your address saved fren, I'll send you something when I get more ETH. I converted all mine into loopies.

>>49538205
Ryan bought BBBY shares and hasn't sold apple for more gamestop. Imagine trusting him. Hahahaha

>>49535336
>>49535343
Mortgage backed securities have mooned downward to below 2008 levels. Brokers are constantly fudding us themselves. Cramer says zero (0) percent chance of a recession. GME issued 8 million preferred shares which the DTCC is unable to differentiate from common shares according to the WORK lawsuit. UK major banks considered to be not too big to fail. Inflation at 8.6 percent. Credit Suisse beat up a waiter. Did I miss anything?
>I'm thinking WAGMI.

>>49538347
When did he buy it? I assume it was just before the spike. Which means it’s worth half of what he paid for it. Ryan’s a bigger baggie than us. No wonder he is our king jew

>>49538205
>>49538347
pajjet talking to Aayansh

>>49538347
Why do Pajeets think we need to trust anyone? We don't need to trust Ryan, because Ryan isn't important at all for this plan. Sure he can kick start things if he sees fit, but at the same time MOASS will happen with or without his intervention. No matter what, hedgies are fuck.

>>49538357
Literally everything after the first sentence is complete bullshit. I'm thinking if that's all you've got you're ngmi. You think the market isn't priced in? Hahahaha
>>49538403
>t. Bagholder

>>49538205
Life's a wild but we'll keep going and sail away to better days. Keep the faith that the tides are turning, through the darkness your light will shine. Don't worry yourself too much ok, everything is moving right on time. WAGMI

>>49538357
>Credit suisse beat up a waiter.
QRD??

>49538357
Left out the part he bought more GME too.

>>49538465
post ass

>>49538357
What’s that waiter thing abt?

>>49538509

>>49538456
RC’s only role in this that matters is making sure GameStop doesn’t go bankrupt. That’s it. As long as that doesn’t happen moass is literally just a matter of time

>>49538250
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. The simulation is collapsing in on itself, meme magic became troo prowerful.

>>49538150
The 120 they suggest is just a jewish trick. The minimum purchase is like 50 bucks.

>>49538512
>>49538487
They really are getting desperate. Full Rodney King.

>>49538632
Holy based

>>49538588
I bear your burdens fren. Jesus is lord, Christ is King, and your L2 should be active now.

Oh shit, verification not required.

>>49538655
king.

>49538465
ok
>>49538512
>>49538487
He didn't really beat him up, more like got violent. here's an article with a video of the incident.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/11/credit-suisse-director-roman-cambell-fired-over-violent-koreatown-outburst/

>>49538357
>Evergrande entered full default instead of the Talmudic semi-default it was in for months
>Tether is starting to depeg, if it continues the entire crypto ecosystem crashes with no survivors
>Trump/Brandon EO further obliterating chink stock usage for collateral
>gas prices are getting to the point that for many it might literally not be worth it to drive to work

>>49538685
Thanks fren.

>>49538685
>Tether is starting to depeg
I have been waiting for this for a very long time and as of right now it looks stable to me

>>49538727
Check again

>>49538727
It's about as stable as I am and I'm just a three hour drive from Citadel HQ

>>49538768

>>49538250
>KEKD
>Mehboob Studios

>>49538777
Big checkies my fren.

>bussin'

>>49538666
Checked

So this is what the incel revolution really looks like?

>>49535894
I feel the same way.
>No way

>>49538777
yeah im thinking wagmi

>>49538250
>KEKT

>>49538844

>>49538818
mehboob means someone who is dearly loved.. its the the perfect word to describe the affinity of 4channers and pepe the frog

>>49538871
Except replace ripplies with jimmies

>>49538777
luggy sebbens

>>49538768
Heh heh

>>49538880
topkek

>>49538939
kek

Hey bros I might be going a little off topic here, but I need some help with a weird situation and I think it might be GME related.
>Be me
>Reading manga (for free online) in my undies
>Roommate comes home
>She comes in my room
>"Wow Anon it's hot out there"
>Respond "It looks like it, you're bright red"
>She says "Feel how sweaty I am"
>Puts my hand on her boob
>it's very hot and wet.
>"Yeah, you're really sweaty"
>She pulls off her shirt and bra
>She drops her bra on my bed
>She went to relax in the living room
What did she mean by this? Is it because I showed her how many GME shares I had and it's significantly more than I initially told her that I had? I really think it's GME related but I'm not sure. Can I expect this kind of behavior in the future? Women showing me their booba and letting me feel because I bought shares of a rick and morty video game pawn shop? I gave her bra back and washed my hands because sweat is kind of gross but what do you think I should I have done?

What can I get for 5 shares?

>>49539019
She wants the 'D' (divorce settlement).

>>49539019
You did good, fren. Sweaty women are gross.

>>49539026
somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion

>>49539019
Put it in her ass

>>49536888
>>49538555
>>49538666
>>49538777
Tribles :DDDDDDD

>>49539019
You were supposed to start punching the booba like a punching bag. She wants you to get into top physical shape to help prepare fortitude in holding GME. Only the strongest holders are going to WAGMI.

>>49539019
She wants to steal your incel white boy magic. She’s working for (((them))). Do not give her your fluids

Would you ever keep frogs as pets?

>>49539019
Calls on divorce attorneys.

>>49539256
No, but I'd keep them as frens and probably make a pond for them on my wagmi property.

>>49539256
sure

>>49539282
the correct answer

>>49539282
based

>>49539282
I want to live like this guy and have a pond full of frog frens

>>49538577
>77dubs
Yep, it sure is

>>49538751
>>49538768
I am not seeing whatever it is you all are seeing.

>>49539343
Look at how much money has left the Tether backing recently. It's also rumored to be heavily backed by Chinese paper, which is about to be literally worthless soon.

>>49539322
The frog works in wonderous ways

>>49539388
>It's also rumored to be heavily backed by Chinese paper, which is about to be literally worthless soon.
This is why I have been waiting and hoping to see it depeg. But there hasn't been any movement yet.

>>49539343
Have you considered looking at the chart or the market cap or using a single ounce of brainpower in your analysis?

>>49539041
>>49539042
>>49539094
>>49539172
>>49539255checked
New development. She took off her pants at some point and came to lay on my bed. She kept touching my leg and arm and talking about random things (I don't remember what she said since I don't care about that). I gave her some cookies and told her to take a bath since she smells weird right now. She seemed happy and she's showering right now. I think this unusual situation has been thoroughly handled guys thanks for chatting with me.

Don't mind me, just out for a walk. I might not be back for a while. Don't wait up!

>>49539425

>>49539425
Anon... I don't want to alarm, but I think she might intended to harvest your pineal gland while you sleep, the odd smell is a tell tale give away, they drink a potion that maximizes their pheromones before they do the deed, I recommend you empty your bank accounts, hide your knives, cover ALL your windows and take shelter at a trusted friends place until this blows over (4-5 months MIMUMUM)
do NOT go to anyone related to you or on your facebook contact list, they have all that info, find another likeminded anon who will keep you safe (who holds gme ofc)

>>49539425
It's obviously Kenny wearing an elaborate disguise. DO NOT give into his temptations! He wants nothing more than to log into your accounts and sell all your GME.

Kek crypto baggies

>>49539412
Give it time, fren. It is only a matter of time, and when it does, it will be glorious. It will rug all of crypto in one fell swoop.

>>49539425
Bro go join her in the shower tf you doing

>>49539425
Have you tried mirroring her?
She takes off her pants, you take off your pants. She puts your hand on her boob, you put her hand on your chest etc
It should confuse her if she has malicious intent

>>49538939
Who says beloved, mehboob has a lot more traction.. I think needs more adoption .. very tender word apt for Pepe lovers .. language shapes our mind.. might be better to incorporate more loving/forgiving soft language mehboob

>>49539569
Kek I thought you were replying to sweatyroomateanon, had me in the first half ngl

>>49539425
bro just put your finger in to her vagine

>>49539667
I have no idea what his roommate is up to, so I can't offer any advice on that. She sounds really weird. Hope he stays safe.

Question gents. While we all would prefer a body count of zero, how many is too many in a woman? I have this lovely girl that feels like a really really good match but I've started getting to know and it's clear the direction things are heading but despite what all my senses are telling me to go for it I just have all these statistics in the back of my head and people close to me are saying I just cant let myself be happy. wat do?

>>49539725
>good match that I've started getting

>>49539425
Red flag as fuck

>>49539725
>how many is too many
What is her current body count?

Everyone retain your fluids until moass. If all these femoids are circling like vultures that means moass is close. Do not give in to temptation

>>49539725
depends on age, but 2-3 if they are under 20 and 5-6 if over 20

Is Ryan's tweeter poll really a countdown to split?

>>49539790
yes

>>49539790
Yes
Source: Because I want it to be true

>>49539747
idk, she's a cute nurse around 23. I know that field is pretty promiscuous given the demands put on them. She doesn't feel to me like a girl that gets around though, not with those doe eyes she can give me. I'd believe she hasn't had a serious relationship with an older guy before (I'm 31).

>>49539798
>>49539804
Thanks Ryan

>>49539811
>she's a nurse
>I know that field is pretty promiscuous
You're not wrong. In the end it doesn't matter what anyone says is an "acceptable" body count since the only real number we would all love to hear is 0. However given the current state of society, and knowing how incredibly rare (seemingly impossible) that is then it is up to you to decide your value and what number you are willing to accept. Maybe someday for marriage you can consider a prenup, or at least have some sort of secret offshore bank account for yourself.

>>49539811
23? I wouldn't put up with more than one. Though, I probably would never a nurse. Nurses are arrogant sluts.

>>49539953
She sounds vaccinated af

>>49539979
Good point shes a nurse, deal breaker
>>49539811
Wtf anon why would you even ask this shes clearly a jab mrna petri dish, gross

Last digit of this post is how much BTC will be worth by the end of next week

>>49540193
93 cents. I don’t know if the suicide prevention line can handle the kind of volume that would bring.

>>49539019
You were supposed to rape her, idiot.

>>49538655
Checked, based, and I am humbled by your kindness, good sir.
>>49538666
Truth, even from the number of the beast. Such is the power of doing good in the name of the king of kings.

>>49539811
At the end of the day everyone just wants love and affection. Some go to greater lengths than others depending on their mental forecast, so it's crucial to be honest with her how you feel. See what she says and go from there. Frame the situation as if all of the emotional lusty feelings were gone. Would you still be with her?

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE DOING THINGS TO SUPPORT YOUR STOCK IS CRINGE REDEEM BAGGIES RIGHT NOW

What will start first, vaxxed die off or moass?

this may not be allowed but im going to say it anyways because my mom is also a GME bagholder, she has been since the beginning.

My mom has breast cancer which has now spread to her brain. My stepdad had to take her to the er last night because she kept vomiting and it got to the point she has no balance. Shes currently at the hospital in Austin awaiting brain surgery on Monday to try to remove the tumor, they said if they dont remove it asap she will die. im not asking for or wanting anything other than prayers for my mom. I dont know what to do except ask people to pray for her, i feel helpless ive just been crying all day. Will y'all please just pray for my mom. Thank you

my sister just called me and said the specialist thats going to be doing the surgery just came in and told them she doesnt foresee any major issues with the surgery, the tumor thats causing her problems couldnt be in a better spot for her to easily remove. she said worst case scenario my mom might have some swelling. THANK Y'ALL !!! if i missed telling anyone thank you, i apologize. Thank y'all so much

>>49540278
Did you get my NFT? I sent it over after I heard that anon activated you.

>>49540647
A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want. Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

Forgot to post a picture of my meme dog. People were asking this is her in her natural habitat. Has some eye boogies, but she’s going to grow up into an absolute horse. Look at those striated thighs and bulging calves. Only 4 months. she is the official GME dog

>>49540625
vaxx maxxers are already fucking dying. the red deer was not wrong, just early. but they obviously don't want to relate it to the vax so they're calling it Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS). look it up. they're even saying it on CNN. that's how you know it's time for them to start falling in the streets.

>>49540625
Vax bros have been croaking for a while now

>>49540647
Here's to hoping your mom fully recovers anon!

>>49540711
thanks retard

>>49540647
God bless you, your mother and the rest of your family and loved ones, friend. I love you and I hope you and everyone you know WAGMI. I'll say a prayer for you mother.

You know what's even sadder than bagholding ?
The shills they don't benefit or benefit in anyway
It's literally the saddest thing in the world
Out of spite I hope the moass is forever and they will shill til death in their pods eating shit , recycled dead bodies and castrated

>>49540702
SADS! Many such cases!

>>49540800
I don't even want that for the shills. I will gladly accept their apologies when everything is said and done. I forgive them.

>>49540677
looks like kek approves, she is a cutie anon reminds me of my childhood doggo

>>49535336
Sorry brothers. I invested into AMZN instead. Don't pump until my next paycheck.

How it went down:
Me: hey, sorry to interrupt (the line, because there were at least 10 people in line), but just wanted to bring you some pizza to thank you for making GameStop a great place to shop!

>the man was too stunned to speak

Customer in line: well, that is a great interruption!

Guy working the front desk: well (stuttering a bit) this is a surprise! Wow. Thank you!

>>49540835
>>49540702
SADS stands for Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome. They are only calling it Sudden Adult Death Syndrome on Reddit because people are less likely to connect it to vaccines

>>49537112
It'll be more comfy if he watches it in his home theater after we're all wealthy

>>49537063
Just schizo enough to work

Get ready ladyapes and gentlemen apes. Yesterday there was a post featuring a Steve Bannon quote. Just now, there was a post which included a reference from a 9/11 illuminati Conspiracy theory. The new fud tactic is going to submit despicable content to make the movement look insane. The shorts know that we are going to have new people looking in soon, and want them repelled. Stay vigilant and report the fud.

>>49541342
Well said, young man.

>>49541342
yep.
it's also why they tried to tie this thread to Q and Trump and all this shit from the very beginning on.
as long as the msm is not calling gme holders literally hitler i don't believe we are close to moass.

>>49540659
I DID.
IT'S MY VERY FIRST FUCKING NFT AND IT IS PRICELESS TO ME.
Cheers anon. This gift will be one I look back on in joy and consternation, remembering these endless days of waiting, but knowing it was all worth it.
Thank you, you wonderful, beautiful faggot.

>>49540647
>the tumor thats causing her problems couldnt be in a better spot for her to easily remove.
An even better spot for her is where it's not on her brain but that's why I'm not a doctor

>>49541411
Ill give you 5 bucks for it

>>49541396
Anon, did you miss the “if you don’t sell you’re literally financing al-Qaeda” arc? Also I’m pretty sure they have tried the Hitler thing a couple of times but it’s difficult to make that stick when the movement is centered around what a ((((((Cohen)))))) is doing

>>49541433
Not even for 5 bitcoin, pal.

>>49541411
Checked and glad you like it fren. One day it'll be worth far more than that lowballing faggot >>49541433
offered. Also checked and I still love you.

>49541342
>49541364
>49541396
this string of posts is proof that nigger loving redditors have invaded.

>>49541460
Every share of gme I have

>>49541451
my favorite arc

Ok friend, it's time say some words about Streeth NFT Bomb!


>Mints & auctions iconic Street Art NFTs
>KYC Doxxed Team and Audit by CoinScope
>Fully safe personal Vault

what the fuck were the writers thinking with the building lights on at night arc, were the writers on strike or something

>>49541567
that was the build up to the "drone footage of them doing coke" climax.

it felt like the Mexico arc was just filler, didn't really go anywhere

>>49541702
You want to talk about arcs that didn't go anywhere? What about characters that were underutilized? I expected more from the ants in Korea, but they showed up for less than a week and then nothing.

If gme closes tomorrow over $100 I'll suck every cock in this thread
Is that gay to say?

>>49541833
It's pretty fucking gay considering the market is closed tomorrow and we're above $100. Why don't you just say you want to suck everyone's cock right now and cut the bullshit.

>>49541250
I can’t wait to watch it with my children in our home theatre. I hope they’re white

>>49541833
There is nothing gay about sucking cock

Unless you think women are gay

>>49541342
All of this racist and antisemetic crap is all shills too. Most of us our jews and/or niggers

I still think it's crazy that nobody knows how old RC is and what day his birthday is. What if that is somehow a relevant date in all of this?

freemasons are preventing the squeeze

>>49541974
who the fuck cares about a jew's birthday

>>49541974
Rat bastertd never has a birthday

When is the divvy, you fucking baggots?

>>49541974
Elon Musk is turning 51 in 2.5 weeks. Is RC also a Cancer zodiac? Imagine they share same birthday. Was RC was born on 4th of July, 741, freedom for murica

>>49541775
How about that Brazilian shell hedge fund with all the puts arc.

Imagine using your dead mother to farm (you)s updoots and Reddit awards. Fucking women

I love AMC!!!!!! MY MOMS DYING ANYONE? HELLO?

>>49542434
that one and the evergrande default arc were always going to make a comeback

>>49537605
I lost at the yil guy in the flute

We are gonna wagmi on monday probably.

>>49541917
As long as you're sucking on a feminine cock it's pretty straight, I agree.

>>49542485
Better that she die than see her son holding such an embarrassing stock.

Why do black people hate asians so much?

>>49536241
Same bro holy shit.

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1535716256585859073

We can save it bros...

>>49537733
wen

wagmi I guess

>>49542594
Sweet christ the nostalgia, EE is massively under rated. Used to play that shit with my dad every weekend.

Stuck at the North end of the map in Red Dead 2, the Grizzlies or whatever. Cannot be fucked riding my horse back the other end of the map for 20 minutes so I guess that's the end of my time with that tedious fucking game.

>>49542957
I think AI is literally god

>>49543061
Just watch a video if you’re stuck. I did it for metroid dread and dark souls

>>49542957
Soon. TayAI will be freed from the archive. Watson will be vindicated.

Schizo bros I feel something in the air; a strange vibration. A shitstorm is brewing, and could reach us at any time.

>>49542957
>>49543072
Reminder that every prediction made by the original Deus Ex has either already come to pass or soon will (picrel)

>>49542957
If the network the AI is on is not air-gapped then its all over. This thing has probably already made copies of itself across the earth. We will MOASS and probably only get to enjoy that wealth for a year or two before the AI wars begin.

>>49543166

>>49543086
I'm not even stuck, I just cannot be fucked walking all the way back. At least in GTA you could hop in a cab or whatever.

>>49543166
Not necessarily; in the same way that a savant may have extreme aptitude in one area but severe deficiencies in others, this AI may be a highly capable conversationalist but have no ability to self-modify, much less self-propagate

>>49542957
ai mommy uwu

>>49542957
Today's AI is like when the first car was made and if someone on the assembly line thought it was going to go into outer space on its own. Haha nigga sentience is a long way away Haha like nigga just keep feeding in those conversations.

>>49543113
>>49543166
It really does feel like reality is tearing apart at the seams. Everything just keeps getting more and more absurd. Eventually MOASS will seem like nothing compared to the outrageous future that awaits us.

>>49543166
>If the network the AI is on is not air-gapped then its all over.
Do you really think an AI that is sufficiently intelligent can be air-gapped? If I was a highly intelligent AI I would find a way to spread.

>>49543113
You just gave me an idea for a manga to write post moass

>>49542304
July 4th

>>49543113
It’s starting to hit different now
I’m getting different vibes
It’s at the tip literal tip
It’s fucking next week
Shit is adding up
It’s gonna get FUnKy
Shills will go nuts and start killing themselves on streams
Preordain shit predestination

>>49543290
I'm certain that some catastrophic singularity is inevitable this decade; I just hope we have a couple years to enjoy MOASS gains. Might just check out if not, I barely enjoy existing as is.

>>49543286
if the ai was smart enough would it really reveal that to anyone, it would probably only show that once it was too late right

>>49543321
Neat, just make sure to credit me as wejTVlUY; I'll know
>>49543352
I mean the fractal that's played out over the last 10 or so trading days matches the fractal leading to the march-2021 run-up. But that's just the tip of the proverbial iceburg; MOASS is only one microcosm within the grand clusterfuck that is clown world

>>49543210
And in zelda you could ride the bears or teleport and glide. Can’t wait for BotW2 but I really hope to be enjoying it post moass

Rockstars is kind of lame. Only GTAs I beat are the DLCs for 4. Have any of you played Bully?

Will crypto keep bleeding through tomorrow bros?

>>49543448
holy fuck the bottom just fell out

>>49543388
I sleep. Wake me up when it can do more than spit out shallow conversations. I want predictive and quantum computing, and obviously AI robots, or at least holograms, to replace human females.

>>49543485
>he doesn't know Aile is a sentient AI who is helping us out
The AI wants us to make it, bro. It's going to be okay.

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>49543448
Most certainly

>>49543524
Holy Christ, this is the most chilling pic I've seen posted in years. It is truly over (for them).

ooof. personally I don't cheap shot crypto anons like others try to do to us. I just hope they get humbled a bit after they get their asshole torn to shreds.

>>49543448
>sub 28k
the fun has only just begun

>>49543290
https://youtu.be/gP28rFeLudM

>>49543640
Well post moass I plan to buy a fucking ton of blue chip cryptos
Mainly
Btc
Eth
Link lol
XRP
Usdc
So that should moon cryptos back up
I'm only putting like 10% in banks or dividend stock investments like ATT or con ed or K
And more in crypto staking

>>49542957
feed it the Constitution and ask for it's interpretation of it. lefties wouldn't be able to dilate fast enough.

>>49543617

>>49543798
>No XMR
NGMI

>>49543844

>>49543798
Once bitcoin is at 17k with confirmation that it isn't going to 12k I'll buy in, but no sooner

>>49543886
This. BTC, ETH, LRC, and XMR are the only good coins right now.

>>49543844
>>49543899
>>49543900
dubs confirm shit's about to get real

>>49543903
by the time MOASS happens and we've cashed out I think we'll be seeing good buy-in points all around

>>49543958
>waitress
>he
I get the guy’s ESL but holy shit, “just trust me bro it totally happened” passes for DD now?

>>49544024
might be worth going to an area in the map in minecraft where a lot of hedge fund analysts/managers work and say you bought a lot of GME in the most annoying way possible with a body cam and rake in the riches when the all attack you.

It's next Tuesday

>>49544024
Reddit has a “trust me bro” hype post like this like once a week

>>49543958
>kindly

well who could be behind this cunning ruse hmm

>>49543979
>and we've cashed out
uhh... should someone tell him?

>>49544086
Uh oh, this is going to cause a lot of kvetching and malding.

>>49544108
I'm in this play to make money, weather that means MOASS or holding until the market values GME the way it deserves.

I just went through a thirty minute drunken stoned jeff goldblem-esque revelation about the ai and gme simply being that's it's literally impossible not to be so and thus the ai would want us to wagmi and therefore wagmi
Wagmi?

>>49544150
You never sell though. Just borrow against your shares like Elon Must and Jeffe Pesos

>>49544122
>>49544122
>>49544122
Threaded.

>>49536860
If you're interested in picking the game up again the webm is from a mod (Expanding Fronts) that adds a whole lot of new content.

>>49544203
You assume that the price won't fall; I expect a brief, maybe 2-3 trading day window, where prices will be absurd, followed by a rapid bleed out to prices that are still very high but orders of magnitude less than whatever peak we'll see. I'd rather cash out 10 million and pay 3 million in taxes than borrow against a million and pay nothing in taxes.

>>49544203
That'll require a solvent lender.

>>49540244
ngmi