/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49530721
Whenever I eat more carbs than usual my farts smell funky.

Best. Economy. Ever.

>>49530721
My stocks are not moving. Something is wrong.

>>49530779
RUN!

>>49530779
>markets halted indefinitely
it's over...

>>49530766

>>49530841
Its. Over.

>>49530841
Did someone forget a decimal? Did they explain what kind of measurement system they're using here?

This is the poopiest /smg/ thread ever (and that's a good thing).

>>49530841
so 124% are in denial

>he spends his saturday on /smg/

>>49530997
You're missing the joke, anon-kun

>>49531047
Yes.

What is the worst stock in your portfolio?

Is WAGMI¿

sigabros

>>49531093
>portfolio
wtf is this, an art school? lolmao

>>49531093
I keep it around to remind myself I'm an idiot and should try harder

>>49530997
>what kind of measurement system they're using here?
anon... do you get the memo if I say the measurement system is inflation?

>>49531093
PLUG, it will turn around someday...hopefully...maybe

>>49531093
Coinbase.

>>49531093
left kill
middle fuck
right marry

also I don't have any stock atm. Only commodity etfs.

>>49531146
So the people experiencing 124% said no and the 195% population said yes?
Are they establishing a threshold for noticing inflation?

>>49531093
net liquidity

>>49531093
There are no bad stocks in my portfolio, they will all be winners eventually, in 10 years I am definitely going to make it. yes definitely...

>>49531224
are you being obtuse intentionally?
if not, you may want to shut down the computer for the day

>>49531107
I absolutely despise Apu posters. Fucking retarded manlet

>>49531093
A shitty nanocap dairy in Sweden followed by a shitty nanocap seed company.
I thought that food related stocks would do better in these times and wanted to diversify slightly.

Dead thread, dead board, dead economy

>>49531224
>So the people experiencing 124% said no and the 195% population said yes?
anon... I think your brain is (((inflated))) with too much air

H88KS

Michelin Star Head Chef Salary

The head chef, or executive chef, oversees the operations of a restaurant or hotel kitchen and is responsible for all food from the moment it’s conceived right up until plating. They are invariably the restaurant’s best paid employee.
London

A mid-career head chef (about 5–9 years of experience) at a London-based restaurant earns an average of about £33,300. An experienced head chef (10+ years experience) can expect to be making around £40,000. However, at a Michelin star restaurant in London, the head chef is unlikely to demand anything less than £50,000 a year.
Paris

Head chefs in Paris make between €60,000 and €70,000 a year. At a Michelin star restaurant, the head chef should be looking to make at least the higher end of that scale.
Tokyo

Head chefs in Japan are often paid more than 10 million Yen ($92,000) a year. That includes at non-Michelin star restaurants, so the head chef at a Michelin star restaurant in a major city like Tokyo can expect to make at least that.
New York

Head chefs in New York Michelin-star restaurants can make up to almost $100,000 a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnWIZJWXu_k

Wow what a coincidence, stuff like NVDA had absolutely neon green candles at the very last minute on Friday after selling off for no specific reason. I'm so tired of this shit being so clearly manipulated, I guess the tiny hat crew never gets tired of being complete cocksuckers. I'm holding what I have (mostly SOXL and UPRO) and buying more, anyone selling right now is 100% being shaken out by Big Money. I'd bet money that Nancy Pelosi bought more NVDA calls this week. God what a fucking joke this all is.

Monkey resistant against smallpox vaccine, pretty bullish for SIGA. Didn’t one of you guys call this?

>>49531474
I really think SPY will hit 3300 before we are done

>>49531330

>>49531464
>Eating food that other people touched with their bare hands

>>49531502
Fren, it's going much lower than that. We still need to test 2008 lows.

>gasoline officially over $5 nationwide now

Probably higher than that in most places since most of you know how an average works. I would love to see the median gas price in the US - watch it be like ~$6+ instead.

>>49531502

Same, some traders on CNBC have been saying 3400-3600 for a while and I feel that's probably where we're headed if not lower. S&P needs a NasdACK like beatdown before we can call any real bottom (along with actual good news)

https://twitter.com/pablofl63709969/status/1535310181663244288

Dude holy fuck lol. AMC apes are just going mentally ill now.

>>49531502
i expect the bottom to be around 3000

>>49531317
>>49531400
Sorry if I'm being retarded.
I'm initially reading this as a survey where they recorded more than 100% for each response, so I thought they might have missed a decimal point on each and counted but not displayed the non-responder percentage.

INCREASE THE INFLATION

NOW

What would be good news?

>>49531589
Going to sleep and never waking up.

>>49531589
On a market related note, if Jesus returned to earth to smite the enemies of God.

>>49531589
nothing, the market will just suddenly rebound at some point and not look back for literally no reason at all

>>49531589

>China lockdowns ending completely
>Ukraine Russia war ceasefire
>Inflation (food/energy) trending down

Do you see any of these happening? I think China is the most likely but they're so autistic about Covid that they've started locking things down in Beijing again because 1 person got Covid. I think they're just doing it as economic warfare or something, it makes no sense.

>>49531633
This will not happen until there's literal blood in the streets or until the dollar gets repegged to gold, whichever comes first.

Year-to-Date Performance:

>1. $NFLX: -70%

>2. $PYPL: -60%

>3. $FB: -48%

>4. $NVDA: -44%

>5. $TSLA: -43%

>6. $F: -42%

>7. $AMZN: -36%

>8. $AAPL: -25%

>9. $MSFT: -24%

>10. $GOOGL: -24%

Meanwhile, $SPX is currently down just 19% YTD.

What could possibly be holding this market up?

>>49531637
>Do you see any of these happening?
Yes all three of them

>they're so autistic about Covid
Wake the fuck up this is not and has never been about fucking covid

>Ukraine Russia war ceasefire
This has absolutely nothing to do with the US economy despite how much the mainstream media wants to ram it down your throat. In fact, the US is just continuing its global money laundering operation by printing billions to "send to Ukraine" - a country that is still required to pay its debts back while "at war" and guess what currency they have to use to do that

>Inflation (food/energy) trending down
Unironically happening right now

to the anons who recommended scotch. thank you, i feel terrible right now and love it.

>>49531685
If only there was some company out there making more money than God...

>>49531685
Maybe the fact that all of those are completely oversold due to irrational panic selling by insane jewish algorithms. Everyone in the media telling you to sell those stocks is literally buying them all the way down.

BUDDY LOOK AT PREFUTURE BTC SEMICONDUCTER SYSTEMS

>>49531685
gas and oil

>>49531093
EMBK, down about 95%min the span of 6 months.

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49531685
energy, healthcare consumer non-cyclicals, utilities...

looks like elon musk reddit disruptive technologies are out of fashion

>>49531734

I'm waiting for AMZN to hit <$100 before buying in. A pretty nice entry point back into it. GOOGL is another one I'm going to go in on after the stock splits as well.

new tinker bell just dropped

>>49531846
do they shit-test this content to make sure it doesn't give kids nightmares before releasing it to the public? Is the company just being propped up by Disney adults now?

>>49531846
Short signal.

rate

>>49531873
>>49531887
apparently that is actually a woman. I could have sworn that it was a man when I watched the trailer.

Does anyone here own ASTS?

so how many more months of falling until US drops below 50% of global market cap?

>>49531846
>>49531905
wait that's real?

>>49531921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNVGZGlUok

>>49531929
>>49531921
honestly wouldnt be surprised if they sneak in a bit of trans-puppet pedophiliac undertones.

>>49531495
The smallpox vaccine is only 90% effective against smallpox, not to mention the monkey. Of course you're going to have some breakthrough cases, especially 50 years after the shots were given.

>>49531224
You are actually autistic, aren't you?

How do we stop bots?

>Once inflation is above 5% it has never come down without fed funds rate going above the cpi
UH OH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7sWLIybWnQ

>>49532050
they're not bots they're npcs

Has anyone got experience with webscraping futures data? Or does anyone know a free API to get real time futures data?
I'd like to try setting up a trading bot that uses the nasdaq futures data to take positions on crypto

>>49532050
you don't. 4chan's format is unfortunately extremely vulnerable to bad faith actors.
it's a shame, because i much prefer not having an identity or a per-post reputation attached to everything.

>>49532166
Some guy in here yesterday was doing that and then feeding it to a flask server and using python to generate setup notifications

>>49532050
>Pepe is…bad!

>>49531929
complete with an ugly CG cat, wow. gonna have to short DIS premarket

>>49532050
>he doesnt know biz is the #1 glowie board
this place is actually worse than pol, x, and r9k combined

Anyone know if the Grayscale crypto trusts are gonna have options trading at some point? I kinda wanna buy LEAPs because I'm a degenerate

>>49532050
firewalling off the turd world to start if one were to actually work towards fixing shit

>>49532260
Seeing how GBTC is OTC I doubt it. You're going to have to settle for miners like HUT, BITF, HIVE, BTBT, RIOT, MARA.

>>49532260
might as well just buy options on actual crypto

all the weed stocks are fucked aren't they

>>49531093

Builders in general. They are getting absolutely bamboozled.

>>49532189
Sounds interesting, thanks.
Do you remember what website or source he was using for the data?

>>49531589

Stocks are down. Stocks being down is always a buying opportunity.

>>49532485
I wanna say tradingview but I'm not 100% sure. He was scraping it with a greasemonkey script, I remember that.

>>49531685

You posed only a bunch of overvalued garbage. What is holding the market up is value of course.

>>49532260
Also LedgerX has options on BTC and ETH but the liquidity is eh

>>49532266
spoopy
>>49532528
should say -6000 a week or is that implied by the red text

Uhh bros what happened

World's gone to shat. Smile and bag cheapies and wait for the rebound is about all you can do about it. Getting an 8% raise next month with up to another 12% one next year. Load up the cheapies, cut your expenses to just the essentials and ride the wave till the recovery. Looked up that one girl from the previous thread. (Blonde). Not bad other than the piercings ruins it. Nice healthy set of tits and a nice ass though.

>>49532677
Weimar has begun in earnest. Dark times ahead, frens.

>>49532505
Alright, I had no idea you could do that as Tradingview does not seem like the easiest site to webscrape. I need to look up greasemonkey then
Thanks anonkun

>>49532677

Mixing cardinal sins now, gluttony and pride together

Predict the price and date when SPY reaches the bottom of the bear market

>>49531093
BAC

>>49532792
September because Jewish calendar
If Pox is a thing than who knows

https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4
<3

>>49532454
Whats the opposite of NAIL?

>>49532677
>checked
What the fuck

Can't wait for SOXL to reach $50 EOY

Semicoductors are massively oversold, Intel has a P/E of 6.5.

Very excited for the future, have a great weekend everyone, all the best to you and your families

>>49532677
REPENT

>>49532677
One step closer every day now

>>49532954

Intel is deep value stock but everything else is crazy expensive.

>>49532677
>bottom friendly menu
Can you retards not sexualize LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE

>>49532954
>Semicoductors are massively oversold
TSM's P/E is 4.3 and their revenue is only $10 billion behind intel and growing fast.

Oh no bros they're monitoring /smg/.

>>49532792

October, after QT doubles in September. Around 3400

How the FUCK is the CPI only 8.6%? How do they cook the books this hard?

>>49532677
And there's anons who still deny that the West is in a freefall collapse.

>>49533163
Housing is 40% of the index and it's bullshit

Who else buying puts for 15th

>>49533163

>>49533163
The former assistant first negro president, ladies and gentlemen, give him a round of applause

>>49533290
>>49533309
>>49533311
I miss when we had a business man as president

>>49533298
depends on whether or not you realize that that is a man.

>>49532677
Shocked? Good.
Offended? Good.
Disgusted? Good.
Degenerate? Good.

>>49533323
The guy who gave trillions of stimmies to people who weren't working because of the flu?

>>49532242
Makes sense since making it is the only real way to fight the long nose tribe.

>>49533381
>tfw never got a single stimmy

>>49533418
I'll stimulate you. *unzips*

>>49530841
kek
saved

>>49533309
It was a huge blow to my ego to come to terms with the fact I cannot see the hidden images in magic eye puzzles.

>>49533447
It takes so long for me I don’t even try

>>49533504
>>49533309
it took me like .5 seconds. how is it so hard for you? I do have astigmatism maybe thats why.

>>49533340
Puts if man? or calls?

>>49533447
You've got to cross your eyes to bring parts of the picture together until something pops then focus your gaze as if you're looking *past* the image like you're zoning out. I guess some people could have difficulty willfully crossing their eyes.

>>49533543
I see a merchant, what was I supposed to see?

>>49533637
an honest israelite™

I thought i was fairly attractive but ive gotten almost no likes on hinge in the past 2 days. Thats what i call an ego check
I will literally never have sex again, will i

>>49533628

>>49533654
SAD! I got 50 likes in one day on tinder, instantly deleted it afterwards because i hate women very much

Does anybody recognize this woman? She looks oddly familiar.

>>49533728
AAAAAAAAAA GIRLS LOOK AT ME ALL THE TIME IN BARS AND THE GYM SO WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING MY PHOTOS ARENT EVEN THAT BAD I DONT THINK FUCK ME AND THE ONLY GIRLS APPEARING ON MY FEED ARE UGLY LANDWHALES WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

>>49533769
A problem of environment, you might be the best looking thing in the room, but not the best looking thing on the internet.

>>49533654
you could probably have sex with whatever that thing is. that scarf looks so fake, is that an edit?
If you arent paying for premium then you are NGMI buddy. thats how these apps work for men unless you're a chad-tier like me, of course.
>>49533769
go fucking talk to them in public you autist. its a much better success rate.

>>49533769
AND TRANNIES
SO MANY TRANNIES

>>49533804
What do you look like? Give me a frame of reference

>>49533760
Found it. Her name is Joss Fong and I recognized her from the alcohol flush reaction meme.

>>49531502
The biggest, most reckless financial bubble in history will be followed by the most epic crash in history.
1600

>>49533654
Men don't get matches on dating apps unless they're tall, strong, rich, and powerful with top 0.0000000000001% genetics. You must network IRL.

>>49530721
QUAD WITCHING
QUAD WITCHING
NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT QUAD WITCHING
QUAD WITCHING ON FRIDAY
I REPEAT WITCHING OF THE QUADS FRIDAY.

Holding UUUU for 3 years and yield farming
Wishing SIGA holders the best of luck
Hoping my CMRX bags pay off
Regretting my GILD otm calls
Looking forward to buying puts for RDBX for this friday

>>49533769
Most whores on tinder are ugly you aren't missing out on much. Only hand few hot whores atleast in NY

>>49533769
Are you the guy who broke up with his gf of 4 years? You get more female attention when you're unavailable. They can smell it. Welcome to the ultra-competitive hypergamous world of dating in 2022. Your competition is every alpha male CrossFit influence on Instagram and oil-rich Saudi prince buying sugar babies on OnlyFans.
t. Left gf because I thought I could do better. Ended up never dated again. That was 2009.

>>49531929
4/5th of interactions are dislikes. Lmao we wuz fairies and shiet.
>>49531971
Pretty sure this is supposed to be a bearded lady... so that would cover the trans agenda.
I already made money shorting disney twice, but next week I might as well do it again.

>>49533852
i'm 6'2 with a big red beard and I lift. also i'm not poor and that really helps.

>>49531114
do not redeem sir, very good

>>49534038
Yeah thats me. Not even sure why im on this fucking app because i dont think im even close to being ready to speak to another women much less fuck her
Lets be real i know why i downloaded it, because i wanted to stroke my ego
This girl (left) just matched with me and now im probably going to delete the app out of fear

why are there more recession doomers now than at the depths of the 2020 covid crash? valuations were literally worse back then. what's changed?

>>49534158

>>49531114
what

>>49534158
Woof.

>>49534184
Not sure.

>>49534210
Ive run into so many trannies this morning that i looked at it for a while. She does look like any alien but im pretty sure its a chick

>>49533769
women are artificially elevated in society. soon they will be put back in their place, when enough excess men die off. right now, women do hold all the cards.

as an extremely handsome man with a big dick, let me tell you i HATE dealing with roasties who think they are such a main character in the world that if i dont endlessly try to fuck them, they will think i think they are ugly and attack me in some form or manner, either physically or socially. i am actually looking to russian women right now as they seem to have their heads on straight.

>>49534184
Nigger the fed adding even more rate hikes and inflation

>>49534184
The money printer can't save us now.
There is no escape.
Welcome to Hell.

>>49534184
there's like a war and food shortages or something

Looks like ETH hit a buy wall at 1500 fucking shits. I hope they all lose money.

>>49533769
women only approach guys out of their league. if your not hot shit and you have an even moderately hot girl come on to you past high school she's usually broke, a drug addict, giant hoe, mentally deranged, chronically diseased, etc..

>>49534184
"what changed"

The fact that since the Covid crash we have experienced record highs in all markets and we are still coming off the euphoria?

so the vaccine die off is beginning? vaccine side effects trending on twitter rn

>>49534254
This sounds like an Andrew Tate post. I onow he lurks here.

How do I invest in commodities on Monday? I want to get into oil, food, agriculture, etc. What are some good tickers?

>>49534368
say it with me, "2 more weeks"

>>49534184
During the covid crash we had 2 main things going in our favor: gas prices were very cheap so the price of goods wasn't going up. Money printer went Brrrrr and pumped stocks.
Now we have neither of those.

>>49534451
>russia would never invade ukraine! two more weeks!

>>49534459
Theyre going to flip the on button again.

>>49531971
>sneak in

What happens when the thot-market collapses?
Right now there are hundreds of thousands of women who make a living as "influencers" and e-whores via shit like twitch, tik tok, instagram, onlyfans, etc. When people have less disposable income they stop donating, they stop subbing, and like we saw with snapchat's updated revenue projection ad revenues are likely to fall off a cliff as well.
What brands are going to be the most hurt by the thot-bubble pop?

more magic eyes

>>49534555
onlyfans
patreon
gumroad

>>49534606
none of those are publicly traded.
Right now I'm thinking amazon and meta will take hits - amazon because twitch's already poor revenue stream will decline even more, and meta because insta advertising will fall off.
But there have to be smaller brands that will get hit hard by this too right?

>>49534657
maybe fashion or lifestyle or luxury brands as the thots will then have less discretionary income?

>>49534674
VSCO? (Victoria's secret)? I assume thots on only fans buy loads of fancy underwear they only wear once for photoshoots right?

>>49533654
I pretend to be 20 years older than I really am so I can talk to MILFs on Hinge. Lol. And it sometimes works desu since I pretend like I’m not some immature cum monkey who posts on 4chan

Pic related is me trying to send hot saucy pics to a MILF but she literally wanted to talk to me about selling her crypto coins for stocks LMAO

>>49534657
>>49534555
>not shorting the THOT index

>>49534555
You underestimate the lengths the beanbois are willing to go to tip their favorite ethots their 9 dollar SBUX drink.

>>49531433
>tfw no cyberpunk bartending gf

>>49534813
So you're saying that I need to get a job at direxion, and make 2 leveraged indexs:
THOTL and THOTS that track companies frequently used by thots?
FB, VSCO, SBUX, SNAP, LULU + more for ease of thot investing and inversing? This sounds like the real big brain play here.
>>49534828
That's only the saddest of a sad bunch, most of their revenue comes from single subs and the occasional donation from hundreds of normies, but yes a decent chunk of the revenue comes from desperate whales.

>>49531474
>I'm holding what I have (mostly SOXL and UPRO) and buying more
>I'm losing money because jews
hahahahahahahahahahaha you get what you deserve

>>49534917
You’re saying holding LETF’s in meaning reverting environments is a bad idea? Mean reversion…the most powerful force in the market!

>>49534786
>the pajeet is getting reverse pajeeted
>by his milfs
I thought you swore off the milfs since you that woman whose son walked in on you

>>49531532
Gas is $4.59 where I live and it’s pretty shitty. The retards that live in places like California deserve to suffer though

>>49534786

you realize that's a bot/pajeet, right?

>>49531637
Despite the CCP wiping out Chinese culture, there is still the Mandate of Heaven that many bug people believe in. That is why China is so autistic about Covid

>>49531532
>>49535056
Straddling $5 here in SLC. Most places trying to peg it to $4.99 but as soon as that breaks its go up fast
Fuck democrats, green policy has been an utter failure and i pride myself on not being a partisan hack but this one is really all theirs

>>49535056
Learn how (((they))) destroyed California in 1994 with one simple trick!

Are you buying anything decent for the long term?

>>49535098
I live in Kansas, so gas and food are “cheap” relative to other states. Granted, it helps to save on food prices when you buy a whole cow and pig at a time from local farmers, split it up with friends/relatives, and toss it in your freezer

>>49531757
Oil?

>>49535033
No i can’t stop talking to MILFs. The woman whose son walked into our room was mentally Ill and I’m avoiding those kind of older women who still live with their children it’s fucking weird
The kid couldn’t have been more than 5-6 yrs younger than me lmaoo
>>49535084
No I facetimed her. I told her I’m into stocks and she quickly told me that she got rugged so hard on crypto that she’s just trying to move everything into Equity blue chips kek

>>49534210
>>49534225
You guys are insane, I’d fuck the shit out of her missionary and cum in her pussy while her face contorts into something more pretty and she nibbles on my ear while I refi my mortgage

>>49534158
yes as other anons have probably helped you realize, that is in fact actually a man. bullet dodged.

>>49535209
Please tell me you shouted "HEY HEY KID! KRUSTY'S BANGING YOUR MOM!" then ejaculated deep in her.

Im sorry bullsisters Im tired of losing Im a BearChad from now on.

>>49535248
No. When you’re a laying with a woman in bed and her high schooler son walks into the room casually to get the dog you don’t have the confidence to do anything funny or weird. You just sit there fucking frozen realizing how much of a insane family this has to be and how bad I felt for the son lol

Fucking MILFs is cool and all but I can’t bring myself to be turned on enough by it to enjoy fucking a woman just a few feet away from her son who is close to my age

>>49531495
Researching pandemics only led me to conclude that vaccines are a placebo to placate the masses.
Polio had been in serious decline for 10 years before the vaccine was introduced & "saved" everyone.

Paradoxically once case levels get below a certain point, the vaccine creates more cases than it prevents.

>>49533654
The app is jewing you

>>49533654
The dating apps are dog shit. If you want an easy lay and aren’t a goblin, gym thots are the way to go.

Str8 up finna slurp the next dip no cap on god fr fr

>>49535547
Bearish post

Philosophical arguement around employment:
Everyone is worried about being cancelled and being a social outcast. Should you just publicize yourself as a racist degenerate so people lack leverage on you?

>>49533654
Women are affected by the Fed's everything bubble too, just like all other asset classes. Scoop them up at the bottom.

>>49535560
I’ve been more open lately about my frustration with the left on Instagram and it kinda hurts but I’m gonna keep doing it. They just tried to kill Tim Pool again. And luckily my employers seem to be ok…

>>49535547
In oil right? Right?

>>49535209
>>49535305
jesus christ, how many MILFs have you fucked? why dont you just fuck women your age?

Where can I find in advance which companies will release their financial statements this week?

>>49535700
Earnings Whispers
Their twitter feed releases weekly charts like this
This isn't prime season though, so only a few companies

>>49534555
Simping is recession-proof.

>>49534222
>he doubted the 5G schizos

>>49535560

Yeah don't do that. Don't express any political opinions unless anon and even then, they're probably logging everything on chans/reddit/twitter by IP and trying to build lists of known dissidents posting.

The west is trending strongly authoritarian and it's probably not going to change for the better in your lifetime. You want to keep as low of a profile as possible.

>>49535622
>reward roasties with your money, labor and or intelligence by taking their sloppy hundredths when they have no options left
How cucked one has to be to be such a pathetic beta

>>49535824
If you're anonymous then just muddy the waters by LARPing as a Republican in one thread and a Democrat in the next. Which ones are my real beliefs? They'll never know! I was just pretending. Everything is fake. Nothing is real. For bonus points even change up your typing and grammar style.

>>49531093
>Clov
bought 40k at like 18$

>>49535560
i dont understand how people are comfortable with putting anything about themselves out in public for anyone to see, shit is just insane to me. political beliefs is just one part of that. its why social media is so insane to me, i guess i just autistic

>>49531679
I doubt it. The satanic homo world order can literally just decide to change this

I work at exxonmobil...its insulting that the annual pay raise is only 2.5% and $2500 bonus. how the fuck do they think its okay while making record breaking profits

>SIGA
>RYCEY
>SIDU
the true ngmi stack

>>49535946
>Use wagie bonus to buy stock
>Benefit from record profits
Heh... nothing personnel supervisor.

>>49535946
what are you going to do about it other than seethe on a tibetan basket weaving forum for retards?

http://twitch.tv/clfbro

He live

>>49535655
oils not bussin aint finna buy ya bags boomie fr

>>49535946
because you refuse to leave.

>>49536031
no cap

Yes cap.

>>49535946
you are this close to recognizing the class war for what it is, all you have to do is not blame some brown people

I have some extra money that I want to put into stocks. I dont' want to buy some inefficient ETF, I have heard they are for suckers.

And I don't want to buy some meme stock that is going to burst.

What indictators should I look for in order to pick a compnay that is:
1. Not into debt
2. Actually has assets (real state, patents, etc)

And what other tips do you have for me to pick solid stocks that are not going to crash, I don't care that much about big gains or fast growth.

Anybody else masterbating rn?

>2022 is Already The Worst Year For Rates Since 1979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/markets/mortgage-rates-06112022

>>49536031
It just dipped, its back to being bussin'
>T. bought back in midday Friday.
Tech will drop another 10% by EoW fr, no cap.

>>49536086
Wait until QT is wrapping up, then buy into the no-brainers. You know, your Apples, your Microsofts, your Coca Colas, they will tumble down for a bit here, but they have value, theyll be back. Patience is key, there are always good value investments out there, but it would be easier to wait it out and pick the no-brainers

>>49536018
lol what a trip

>>49536129
1979 seems like a horrible year by all accounts with the stagflation. I wonder why they wrote a song about it.
>The song was written as a nostalgic coming-of-age story by Corgan. In the year 1979, Corgan was twelve, and this is what he considered his transition into adolescence.[3]
Oh so this is probably how Zoomers will look on Millennials about 1999.
At least everyone was getting rich in the Dot-Com bubble though (albeit temporarily).

>Have you been to Wonderland?
>There's lots of toys and ice cream stands
>All the rides are fifty cents
>So take those ladies, all you gents
>Haven't had this much fun anywhere
>To go back home, I just don't care
>Me leave this place? No I don't dare!
>Haboglabotribin'!
>Tilt-a-Whirl and Wonder Wheel
>Are all those things that you can feel
>Take your time so you can stay
>Having laughs and fun all day
>If you like to be on speed
>The roller coaster is your need
>All other rides are chicken feed!
>Haboglabotribin'!
>Haboglabotribin' is an amusement park
>It's there for you from dawn to dark
>Lots of games that you can bid
>A nice clean place to take your kid
>Lights that sparkle all so bright
>I love to see them all at night
>My Wonderland is out of sight!
>Haboglabotribin'!

>>49534786
I wish I was hung

>>49532954
>>49532994
I aint rly vibin wit dis intel shyt bruh no cap. TSM bussin doe frfr

>>49532994
>Intel is deep value stock
You have to wonder why this is not priced in, especially seeing as chips are national security and Intel is too big to fail.

>>49532994
>>49536329
>>49536364
Intel is dogshit and is overvalued not undervalued

>>49536187
you need to consider that most middle class people don't give a shit about recessions. they have enough of a cushion not to end up homeless and they're not rich enough to bear the kind of responsibility that makes you worry even though you're well off in a recession.
there's other trends that they are much more sensitive to than temporary economic ones.

>>49532677
>"we teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein..."
every
time

>>49536435
Middle class get destroyed by recessions.

>>49536364
>too big to fail
this time old adage has never once been true

Nokia, Sony and Blackberry are now literally whos in the mobile game. Everyone is replaceable.

>>49536457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_big_to_fail#Monitoring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systemically_important_financial_institution

>>49535824
Incredibly cucked attitude. You're just making it easier for them, by willingly changing culture to be subservient.
If you're going to censor yourself to have no wrongthink, why even bother coming to 4chan? You're on a "list" simply by being exposed to other people posting wrongthink.
There's nothing logical about your position, you should already have left to twitter to avoid being on a list. or actually, even twitter has too much wrong think on it you'd do better on reddit. If you're even slightly out of line you'll be shadow/banned, so you'll know when you fucked up.

>US Consumer Sentiment Index at the lowest point ever recorded since they started keeping track in 1952
>inflation still rising and even with cooking the books it's 8% already
>gas is nationally $5
>food shortages rising

>>49536492
this is still all speculation and they're all banks which hold likely trillions of assets and will be bailed out by governments worldwide. Which is not the same as a shitty tech stock that has an issue with every update I make to my pc.

I would say microsoft is more of a contender considering they have their software on the majority of pc's sold but Linux and Apple have been gaining more traction this past 20 years.

What we can't say for sure is whether a new competitor will come along and steal the top spot. You cannot predict the future and you'll be surprised how quickly companies will get replaced

>>49532792
here is my 300IQ TA it should be around $350 SPY

>>49532677
>bottoms are lazy enough to not at least know how to eat a diet conducive to getting ass-blasted without shitting on someone's dick
Bearish for humanity tbqfh it is not hard to get ready or figure it out on your own. This is literally just gay pandering; the commercial.

>>49536561
the only way demand deconstruction can truly happen is when everyone has had their last dollar drained from them and simply have no ability to give anything in return

Sucks ass. Can't bag cheapies cause meh "shat happens" events.. Replacing a dying HDD in my server, replacing a dying PSU and cooling fan in my desktop, and building another server from spare/used parts all in one go.. Fuck. Don't get paid till the 15th, watch things turn green on that day to further spite me.

>>49536580
I think MSFT, AAPL, and GOOGL are too important to the national security and intelligence of the United States by having pretty much every country rely on them for their technological infrastructure. Like look at the drama surrounding Trump being canceled on Twitter and their AWS hosting service being canceled on AMZN. They have the power to cancel anyone in the world because we're so reliant on their services. Michael Burry seems to be long GOOGL and FB every 13-F filing and these "intangible asests" not being priced in (having the searches and communications of pretty much everyone on the planet) might be what he's getting at.

>>49535824
Don't be a filthy commie, anon. We need men with balls that have strong opinions and aren't afraid to share it. Being scared into silence is for women and homosexuals.

>>49536635
DARPA LifeLog was canceled the day before Facebook was founded.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_LifeLog

>>49536588

>>49535875
You sound like a man that knows how to have fun.

>>49531093
It used to be TLRY until SNAP shidded.

>>49536636
>In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate
TWTR cancellations are basically struggle sessions. When you are outed for some controversial opinion you had years ago you have to give all these public apologies denouncing your views.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denunciation_rally

>>49536635
just wait until google and apple get their duopoly busted up

>>49536733
Twitter is such a poop pool.
Been on there watching them flip out over Greg Norman's golf series.
>B-but Saudis once killed a journalist, yes you heard that right, a journalist, and as a journalist I am appalled that you're not appalled.

>>49537105
Saudi Arabia is leading a war of genocide against Yemenis. The KSA government was surprisingly complicit in 9-11. They kill journalists and dissidents. They chop off hands for petty crime. Display dead and desecrated bodies of criminals like it’s the Middle Ages. But they’re A-OK and Iran is the stinky radical country we aren’t allowed to like?

I don’t give a shit, but I'm tired of the hypocrisy.

>>49535337
What about polio cases in 3rd world countries that don't have western like potable water and cleanliness?
Don't be a retard.

>>49532677
>We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical
>Goldstein

>>49537168
Yeah but Saudi Arabia has 0% income tax so tell me who's really the based country?

Everyone here rotated into commodity and energy stocks right?

>>49532677
This is more disgusting than the majority of porn I’ve ever watched. Holy shit. It’s just full on societal decline on display.

I don’t use this word often, but it’s degenerate. Truly fucking degenerate

>>49537305
no I just keep buying my globally diversified index fund when I get paid

>>49537168
The first thing Trump did was meet with Salman who immediately began culling the alleged 9/11 conspirators. And what happened? Global media parenthesis x3 started shitting on him. Them both actually.

>>49537408
#oof
#cramerschoice
#shalom

I own stocks
I receive dividends. Sometimes quarterly.

>>49537408

>>49537460
>I receive dividends
Tell us about your Corvette, boomer.

>>49537247
In 2016 there were only 37 cases world wide in 4 countries.
Thanks to vaccination efforts, there are now 73 cases in 12 countries, 93% of which were caused by vaccines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polio_eradication

It would have been better off if we just let it die of naturally instead of spreading the virus by vaccinating everyone who would have otherwise had no chance to contract the virus.

>>49537460
pretty based

>>49537460

>>49537471
>lost 85%
holy fuck that makes me feel better

>mfw I realized than I am all of (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MA0n4jEXk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIYmog6bNwU

OUR BOY SHKRELI TALKING ABOUT STOCKS

>>49537526
37 vs 73 in a population of over 7 billion is statistically insignificant.
Why are there no polio cases in the African, South America and SEA where in many countries there are a lot of people living without potable water and no correct hygiene? Even though before it used to be widespread in these countries?

I don’t want poorfags trading Tesla options

Anyone here long on COIN? What's your reasoning? I like BTC and miners like >>49532388 but I can't see the case for on-ramps like COIN or HOOD. Seems like they could be easily replaced by competitors.

>>49537799
Only people like baggie should be trading Tesla options, obviously

>>49537718
thanks for the link

>>49537168
Its not really complicated. Its diplomacy.
Theres 2 factions of ragheads who don't like each other much. They are both fairly bad on the 'muh ethnic' side of things. One side hates you and wants you dead and destroyed. The other side is happy to be your ally for turning a blind eye to a 'few' bad things in turn they get help to support their military agiasnt their rivals.

1. Be friends with the 'good guys' and they can provide a base for hurting the other side which they are happy with & keep them agaisnt each other.
2.Tell them both to fuck off and watch as maybe they become friends and allys in the future when they realise they have a lot in common.

>>49537830
I was. As an exchange they rip profits when people cash out, and crypto cashout fees are stupid. I've come to realize that COIN is basically a crypto ETF.

>>49534519
They literally can't. The dollar will collapse and they fear that more now that they see what nigger terrorist rioters do when they're pissed off. They realize they created a mutt monster

>>49537854
We shouldn’t be involved in that part of the world. Sorry. Not my problem. Not our job to play favorites in a region on the other side of the world. In fact, us legitimizing SA has helped them be taken seriously even as they do horrible things

>>49530721

Perro caca

>>>/v/602014260

>>49537854
>he thinks saudi arabia is on our side
lmao

>>49534555
I kind of doubt it, but it would be amusing if the thots on Onlyfans and Twitch were to keep losing more and more money.
Inflation is already causing a rapid decline in discretionary spending for stuff like Amazon. I bet those women will lose 1/3, maybe even 1/2 of their income and it will be gone because simps are going broke.

>PHCF
>SIGA

>>49534555
pussys back on the menu boys

>>49538007
>He thinks they aren't allies of the US military complex
How many bases in Saudi?
It doesn't matter if they aren't boot licking friends or 'on our side'. They are a vessel of US influence and power in the middle east.

>JARVIS, phenotype analysis
>"access denied"
>JARVIS, switch to admin protocol
>"granted"
>JARVIS, phenotype analysis
>"access denied"

>>49538140
>>49538140
>>49538140
>>49538140

>>49536298
Being hung doesn’t really mean anything. Far more valuable in a woman’s eyes to have a nice face or body. And I mean like like exponentially more important

>>49537745
Because natural selection. People who survived the virus gained immunity, as those who died from it also did not pass it on.
Most countries in SEA only have a 50% polio vaccination rate, which isn't nearly enough to protect everyone with "herd" immunity.

If a superspreader agent went around infecting as many as they could with polio we'd have the same problem as we did with covid. The vaccine would protect maybe 60% or so, and the "breakthrough" cases would be ignored and blamed on anti-vaxxers.
They're not a magic bullet that prevent pandemics and its time people stop pretending they are.

Polio mostly died out because of immune responses fighting against it for a decade.

It's only because of indoctrination and lack of experience (pandemics are quite rate) that you refuse to acknowledge this.

>>49532677
When do we get to murder these people without consequence?

>>49537962
>>49538007
They were useful when they were 100% in our pocket and we traded dead yemenis for oil. Now, because of moralfags back at home, they own us because if we ditch them theyll just sell oil to china in remnibi or whatever the fuck their chink coin is which is bad for the dollar.
Basically the solution can no longer be just exit that part of the world because our real enemies can just swoop in and they arent even pretending to be shackled by ethics
What we SHOUDLVE done is go full throttle imperialist and just fucking conquer them. That ship has long, long sailed though
By the way, same exact thing applies to Israel

>>49538263
I saw a clip of miss alice giving dick pic advice once. She said all pics are shit with the possible exception for a simple erect dick in underwear shot. like cleavage as opposed to

Which I think is hilarious because its indicative of how far apart the sexes really are.

Like you sent her a dick pic with what I'm assuming lurid text. and she responds with good morning and a request for financial advice lol

>>49538505
*to nudes

>>49536144
I think that was the right move. I wish I'd done that. I missed good entrypoints for oil so I'll probably try to time the top and short it instead. Or stick with my SPXS and SPY puts.

>>49536145
but how can I tell them apart?

Did any of you even buy anything physical from your "gains" or did you just recycle it back thinking you were gonna get more "gains"

>>49541404
>"gains"
Do you know where you are?