/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49522803
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

Elliotwavefags what do we have in store for us?

TELL ME ABOUT AILE
WHY DOES SHE BAKE THE THREADS??

I hate weekends. SPY going under $350 on monday.

Kek Charles Schwabies

>>49522922
Checked, fracties wagmi

>>49522922

GO AHEAD FAGGOT
TELL ME HOW I WAS BORN TO DIE POOR
TELL ME HOW I DON'T WANT TO BE THE LAST ONE STANDING

I AM LEAVING THIS CITY.
I AM LEAVING THIS COUNTRY.
I AM LEAVING THIS EARTH.

>mfw relapsed to degenerate pr0n again after a week of abstinence
I fucking hate that I haven't gotten back the discipline to make it to 90 days after having known about nofap for 8 fucking years. I want to blame the stress from my new job, but I know that that's a bullshit excuse. I even read EasyPeasy method and it still didn't work. What do you guys do to best recover from these fuck ups and not let it get to you?

>>49523048
Hey me too, but the trick isn't to stop watching porn, it's to realize you don't actually like it.

>>49523063
I used to watch porn for 3-6 hours every day as a teenager - cum maybe 4 or 5 times. Now I don't cum and on a good day I don't think about it at all.

>>49522926
https://news.bitcoin.com/citadel-charles-schwab-fidelity-join-forces-to-build-cryptocurrency-trading-platform/

>>49523048
>What do you guys do to best recover from these fuck ups and not let it get to you?
buy more GME.

>>49523048
become obsessed with something, a videogame, a crypto project, some software/code or whatever and let it consume you. Between working and using up my freetime being on biz talking about gme/link/xmr, learning linux, I have no time to think about porn, even if I got gf. It just makes days pass quicker become im extremely keen and excited for upcoming weeks but yeah being productive is not only a rush of dopamine but a trick your brain is comfortable with in order to let u forget about porn

god witnessing ∞ will be such a holy experience

>>49523048
make a contract with God that MOASS won't happen in your timeline if you can't control your addictions

>>49523048
stress causes spike in stress hormones that lead to degenerate behavior as coping mechanism. reduce stress hormones via reducing stress or suplement / medication to stop the problem. a type 1 antihistamine such as low benadryl or cyproheptadine works great.

>>49523048
You know that feeling when you seem to have the perfect fap? Head is in the right mood, your balls are full because you didn't nut for 5 or so days, you have the perfect porn on with the right fetishes.
And then it just fizzles out. Your dick and prostate have an orgasm, but your brain kinda doesn't. No intense pressure in your head that has you almost pass out. The whole evening ruined. Like you painstakingly cooked the perfect steak and someone steals it in front of your eyes.

>>49523048
I just got a job at a funeral home and work with dead bodies all day.

My desire to watch porn and jerk off has vanished overnight.

Pretty kino for $23 an hour too.

>>49523203

>>49523203
It's going to be insane. They'll be talking about us in history books for 1000 years.

>>49523322
Checked

jannie banned me for calling kenny a nigger fag jannies do it for free

>>49523322
double dubs confirms the great autist 4th reich

How much longer until the squeeze squozzles, fellow apes and appettes? :DDDD

>>49523322
It's going to impoverish so many Jews that Congress will immediately ban short-selling to prevent it from ever happening again.

>>49523435
When you stop burning the toast, you absolute psychopath.

I plan on buying the entire island of Nantucket and the private ferries that service the island. By my best estimations this should cost me about 10 shares. You bros are all welcome there, but Kevin Spacey won't be allowed after what he did...

Anyone who isn't afraid of sharks should bring their surf boards because the breaks are great off of cisco beach

WAGMI

>>49523456
>I once knew an anon from Nantucket...

>>49523489
Who told all the hedgies to suck it.

Heroes of Newerth closes on June 20th. The Market will be closed that day.

MOASS will happen immediately after the greatest MOBA ever made closes down. Fucking sad.

>>49523501
And when the fee got that afeared.

>>49523516
There isn't a single good MOBA, the entire genre is trash. MOASS is tuesday next week.

>>49523501
They sat in a room, and debated their doom, until finally, one thought to jump it.

is it time to date fag dfv coming back on the 18th announcing hedgies will ledgie

>>49523544
Ohh that's better than mine.

>>49523516
damn. some good memories with the game. i preferred its style to dota 2 to be honest. movement just felt better and kills more satisfying.
captcha: ASSJW
what did they mean by this

>>49523559
At last they agreed, from the feed to the seed, what was formerly chuck's was now finally sneed's.

>>49522922
Does this mean we moon to $300 when we open next week?

>>49523516
if only s2 games wasnt lead by a narcissitic fucking retard it might have stood a chance against other assfaggots

>>49523626
S2maliken was always a faggot and I hope he's a broke crypto baggie by now

I can't wait to drive stupid shit like this just to piss of normies. Gonna wrap a bugatti in gamestop.

Just kidding, I won't be driving ever again.

Saudis have been investing billions in gaming. Something big is right around the corner and it is based

>>49523048
One big thing I can't wait for is a change of scenery after MOASS. I'll escape these 4 walls and get into another place that I'll just refuse to masturbate in. Not only that but I could get a standup desk so that whenever I'm on my PC I won't be relaxed enough to masturbate. Even when I game I'll game standing up, unless I'm on console of course. This is good because I'll associate sitting down with progressing through TV shows, movies or games instead of just scrolling threads endlessly and watching youtube videos after youtube videos. On a side note I can't wait to have my own kitchen and home gym. I really can't wait to change my daily routine and do what I want without any interference... I can finally cook for myself in serenity, and sit on the balcony and eat my dinner before returning to my hobbies.

>>49523602

>>49523671
Thank God you were kidding. Personally I will be chauffeured around via humans. Not by vehicle, mind you. I want to be carried around like a Pharaoh.

Kepp DRSing
Keep DRSing
Keep DRSing
Keep DRSing
I will not stop buying more and DRSing.
I will not fucking stop.

>>49523602
In a moment of clarity, brief, in its rarity, Griffin et al, took the fall below parity.

>>49523048
What does it mean if after meeting this girl I have been able to immediately quit cold turkey after having being a porn degen my entire life and have now successfully focused my entire sexual energy toward her like it was nothing? Already have her number and it's just a question of how much longer till I have her. Like it's been two weeks and feel completely freed from the entire concept of their being more than one woman that I need to even think about. Have I lost my mind gents?

What obscure games will you be financing sequels/remakes of? For me it’s the Batalion Wars games. I had too much fun with these as a kid

>>49523748
Metal Gear Solid 6,000,000
Holocaust of the Jews.

>>49523712
That's pretty cool. I'm going to get one of those personal drones and go goblin mode.

>>49523544
Top kek

>>49523748
Motorstorm series remake

>>49523727
It means you should go for it.

>>49523748
I'm going to acquire the rights to team fortress two and make a proper port in the new source engine.

>>49523727
This is my wife and I love every second of my life.

But one of the most important things we ALL need to do, is find ways to stop tick borne diseases. whether it be advanced testing and treatment, vaccines or something far fetched (yet humane), humanity needs to be able to go back into the wilderness without being scared. I wanna run through fields of tall grass without having to give a care or tick check myself, or go camping without worrying about some bug in my ass crack who could destroy my nervous system for life. This is just one of many things we can accomplish, I can't wait to see what we can achieve.

I sold all my other stocks and put the money in GME a few days ago.
Looks like GME turned out to be a store of value.

>>49523887
GME is a PoW CEX coin regarded as "the standard" for global, peer to peer, decentralized trade over blockchain using trustless smart contracts.

>>49523881
A girl I work with has lyme disease and is perpetually fatigued. All from going to the beach when she was younger and walking near/through the taller beach grass, now affected for life.
>This.

>>49523922
true.

>>49523322

Do you guys still think GME could reach meme prices, thousands of dollars? What about the "infinity" pool?

>>49524229
Yes.

>>49524229

Bros...I'm fatigued

Who wants to talk about the infinity pool?

>>49524229
Yes, and I also think that based on fundamentals and potential for growth it's undervalued. It's a win-win.

>>49524229
I just need it to reach 1k for me to be a millionaire

>>49524229
manifesting ∞ as we speak, the great spirit wills it

>>49524343
Only a million? Aim higher anon you deserve more for your patience. 500k per share minimum

>>49524442
I legit thought we were doing 50 mil per share at least

>>49524334
It's encouraging to hear that GameStop has strong fundamentals just in case the MOASS never happens. I'll continue HODLing my GME shares with you.

>>49524343
So you have a thousand shares? What percentage of those are DRSed at ComputerShare, would you say? Have they reached long term capital gains tax status yet?

>>49524291
What do you mean? I'm just a regular hodler. Remember the LEGO memes? lmao Weren't they great?

>>49524513
Idk maybe man. I’ll save 5-10 shares for that territory above 5 million. But I’ll have sold off 95% of my shares by 4. That’s what the confirmed “debunked solar flare/packet loss” glitch was showing

>>49524229
My realist exit has always been $100k per share. However, I'd lead to believe it could see $400k.

>>49524513
No sella

>>49523144
>>49523377
>>49523522
>>49523622
>>49523699
>>49523777 wow lucky sevens so early in the game
>>49523922
Checked!

WAGMI

>>49524382
shaman kings of Shamballa

>>49524980
as above, so below, as within, as without, as the universe, so the soul

I hate weekends.

>>49524734
That’s not a lot of money to (((them)))

>>49525074
Then why haven't they allowed it to run yet?

>>49525131
((()))

>>49523048
You could just practice injaculation instead of wasting sexual life force outside of your body.

>>49525131
I don’t know, but Ken Griffin was taking home 20 million a day last year. He’s done a lot less than you for the betterment of mankind

Why are you guys being such pussies? 10 million is bullshit mickey mouse money

So why couldn't they drop the price this time? Are they fucking with us again or are we really nearing the end for real.

>>49525131
because they're literally all in on it.

ooooooooooooooooo

Ken wagmi’d, why not us?

HOLY SHIT KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

What if Biden and Trudeau agree to save a certain race from extinction? They’ll set up Canada as a conservation area and kick out all non whites but you have to call this moass thing off

>>49525697
>Canada
>Hockey
>oil
>English

I will take it

>>49525710
Well you’re not getting that deal. You’re going to have to take it by force. For that we are going to need billions and we’ll probably have to work with the “natives” but I’m sure they’ll agree to it

>Virtu CEO: "to the extent there is not liquidity on a lit exchange, fundamentally the wholesalers are providing INFINITE LIQUIDITY at the NBBO."

Doesn't that make moass virtually impossible? If I understand that quote right, it means they can magically invent as many shares as needed to match demand? Fuck these jews man...

I don't believe we're going to see even 5000/share and that MOASS isn't going to be a real thing but I keep buying shares and registering some and am mentally prepared to hold basically forever unless we actually hit meme numbers.

I'm pretty sure I'm the most retarded of holders I just don't think they'd let it happen but I don't let that stop me from investing in it because everything is so corrupt and IDGAF about being being rational or not.

>>49525885
das rite, they will always win. cus you won't do shit lol

>>49525893
Same. I literally bought more today. I don’t really think it will happen or I wouldn’t have bought 100k in silver instead of just buying more shares

Markets never crashing
It's all priced in

Just like gamestop is never giving you a dividend or split

>>49526007
never aint that long kek

does anyone know what the fed does with the rrp money they get? I've read its a way to implement the increase of interest rates but i dont get it.

>>49522803
This picture must burn in your very soul. How heavy are DFV’s bags ?

>>49523516
>Ending a toxic nigger game on Juneteenth
How fitting.

Bros. I am feeling tired. If it doesn't happen this year are we fucked?

>>49526804
>1pbtid

>>49526804
Naw we aren't, just try not to watch the ticker every damn day cause that exacerbates the tiredness and anxiety about "When is it gonna happen"

Going outside and smelling the roses helps a lot, hyperfocusing on this will destroy your soul, just buy and hold, and don't invest anything you can't fucking lose

wagmi frens!

>>49526804
>>49526818
I am just asking. I do feel like the absurdity of GameStop making people rich is why this is taking so long, I mean if you really stop to think for a few minutes about it, it is movie level insane clownity. Just nuts.

I just feel every time I read GME all I ever read is how people don't think it's happening etc. Im just a lurker stuck in my feels.

>>49526840
The entire economy is just a bunch of fake numbers propping up each other, when it comes down to it anything can happen. That's why capitalism always cyclically crashes with the crashes getting closer and closer together each time.

We're just riding a wave of poor monetary choices compared to anything else, it's worth the money to bet on this if you can afford to. If we don't get rich it was at least worth a shot and if we do then our lives change forever.

>>49526840
you sound like a faggot

WAGMI

>>49526874
I'm waiting for double digits to put 20k down. Life feels hopeless without the thought of money like this. These past 2 years have been abysmal.
I agree, market is held up by chopsticks and Chinese spit.
But I don't think any of us are even 1/100 as evil as most people who have this kind of money, so perhaps just maybe we deserve it a little
>>49526896
I haven't worked in 2 years and have more shares than you.

>>49523241
Good analogy

>>49526949
>>49523241
Reminds me of the bit from the movie in this song.

Truly proving I'm actually a faggot now, still, I have more shares than you.

>>49526965
https://youtu.be/wiO7grkqS9Y oopsie

>>49526938
dont lie nigger, you're working right now.

>>49527026
Working deez nutz into your mom's ass.

why does thinking about the establishment burning down, hedgies jumping from their penthouses, politicians get shot by angry people demanding answers, chaos and revange and blood on the street and normies naming the kiked makes me more excited than thinking about getting infinite money from my gme investment?
My bain demands daydreaming about the first one more then the second one

>>49527084
shouldn't you be celebrating pride month?

>>49527096
Because the thought of actual justice is even more unbelievable than this kind of cash.
>>49527098
It's ok friend, I'll make sure to only sell half of my stack so you can make it with your x shares too

>>49527112
>sentiment swaying
>fishing for positions
I SWEAR IM JUST LIKE YOU GUYS

>>49527145
? I'm saying I'm not like you at all because I have more money and shares than you and haven't worked in 2 years. But to be fair if I had worked I would be less stressed if this happening.

>49527237
>does it
>doesnt even know hes doing it
lmao the absolute state

you're at 128.53 , GMEBagholders. You were at 347.51 last year and your ATH is 513 , GMEBagholders. you are down almost 75%, GMEBagholders. your GMEBags are going to zero, GMEBagholders.

>>49527495
I have a billion shib and even I think you're a faggot for copying shibbaggie poster

>>49527495
I thought the ATH was only 483. That's bussin fr fr

>>49527495
Yes because when the price goes to the absolute top thats obviously when most people bought...

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>49527495
hedgies desperation is at an all-time high
which makes me bullish on moass happening soon

>>49526837
this one is unironically being framed and hung up in the cabin after moass. What a beaut

>>49527553
I remember seeing it at $525 at one point during the FOMO craze in january 2021.

going to zero today baggies kek ha baggies..

>>49527773
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

MOASS is taking so long to get here because Kenny just wants to make sure there's enough money to pay everyone. What a nice guy.

I have $2k roughly saved for the ultimate diperino. I don't see it going under 120 though now. Can they actually try and crash it again? Why did they not try their march tactic again? They pumped it hard to $340 and then slammed it. If they can't do that again they can't afford a run up at all now. It's going to be the most explosive diarrhoea the moment the split happens and the price goes up a dollar triggering their margin.

>>49528095
Can they actually try and crash it again?
At this point I genuinely have no idea. Anytime in the past it looked like they were losing control the price would end up dropping below 100. Right now I'm holding out for double digits with the assumption that 77 is the absolute minimum. Hell it might not ever be below 100 again.

>>49528158
I don't think they can, I think this is their final stand for realsies this time. I would be happy with $100 a share to get 20 more, I have 308 but in for a penny in for a pound. Might as well use the last of the cash to buy in but I can wait to see what happens before rushing, I have no fomo now. Crash it I dare you kenneth

>>49528263
When the split is actually announced and an actual date is set, I'll buy more regardless of the price. That will be a big turning point for sure.

im just not gonna sell (my jimmies)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49528313
I don't think they will announce it, it will just happen in PM. The 13th is the earliest it can happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v9q09i/thanks_to_everyone_whos_been_giving_advice_on_how/
I just gotta say.. I thoroughly do not understand block chain or layers. Also if web3 wtf are web1 and 2

>>49527999
checked, fine I'll take a triple baconator please with extra ketchup and mayo.

slow day fellow baggies?

>>49528724
Weekend and 7am idiot

>>49528743
why are you awake then?

hello frens
i heard were all going to wagmi?
is this true?

Ok fellas, looks like things are extra slow lately so if we lose the general lets all meet at bvttfvckers daily post

>>49528658
Are there people that can truthfully sit down and eat a triple grease monkey sandwich and wash it down with a tall glass of syrup?

>>49528782
good morning sir

>>49528809
>you can do anything you sent your mind to
-the motto of white people everywhere throughout all of time

>>49528783
It's true fren, anything can happen but no matter what happens, we're all gonna wagmi.

>>49528809
yes, years ago when I was cold and drunk I use to walk over to wendys and buy one. didn't have no heat but that fucking sandwich and a 5th of vodka would give me a warm night sleep. ah good times.

>49525885
>49525946
>There have never been short squeezes before In all of history

>>49528811
good morning, getting all the sun on my computer rn

>>49528783
It is true

good morning sirs

I can’t remember the last time I saw this much curry on a Saturday. Those are usually pretty comfy.

>>49523679
>SERENITY NOW!
this is also my battle cry

>>49528912
Of course there have been anon

>the question is inflation
>the answer is split

>>49523720
bottery

>>49529456
>autism

tell me what the lake is called before new bread comes out the oven and I’ll give you ken’s private cell phone number

>>49529593
Lake Citadel.

>>49529593
Yellowstone lake

Flaming Gorge Reservoir

>>49529593
epicenter of the next extinction level event pond

kek crypto baggies

>>49529734
The lowest it’s been in a year. Rip bitcoin. 22k by Monday.

what did the AI mean by this?

>>49530076
>

>>49528095
They are in a hopeless situation. They might be able to convince smaller headgefunds to short it so they can cover at a cheaper price but it'll just slingshot back even faster. They are constantly trying to find that sweet spot where investors won't fomo or triple down. Best stock of all time.

Violence agaisnt asians needs to stop. This is a real problem that didnt conveniently appear 2 years ago.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/11/credit-suisse-director-roman-cambell-fired-over-violent-koreatown-outburst/

hugs and kisses to all the comfy frens hodling gamestore with me

Okay I'm fed up waiting. When the fuck is it going to the moon?

>>49530210
GME will triple bottom at 77.77. After that, the squeeze begins.

>>49529788
Honestly I think cryptocucks would learn something if they paid attention to gme and how the stock market and crypto market move with each other

>>49530196
nah nigga u bes' keep mah lips outchya mouf

>>49530313
after the moass i can finally try oliet Barqs

Is there anyways society survives the upcoming collapse? Even without GME being a major ticking nuke in the heart of the system they printed 88% of existing dollars over the last two years I'm thoroughly spooked but also happy that the collapse I've been hoping for is right around the corner. Spending 10% of what I make after taxes on gold and silver and a fuck ton on getting tools and machinist and shit to do everything myself and learn how to work on everything car related

>>49530329
That's a picture of Bang's though

>>49530196
No kisses, thanks.
I'll damn sure give any hodling fren a hug, though.

guys cant wait for moass
cant wait to buy a comfy house up on an italian mountain and stay the rest of my life resting on the grass with the company of myself.
im not asking much after all, just to get back in touch with our roots as human beings.
i hate this coonsoomer world so much

>>49530350
kek baggie
fucking deluded, you need meds

>>49530350
yes there is a way
>>49530441
come with me on the closeset mountein we gonna be happy fren

>>49530467
>Baggies talking to themselves now
Meds.

>>49530350
>Typed out a whole bullet points list of how I know this is a shillpost
>Realize that's giving Suresh a guideline to fitting in better
>Delete it all and berate myself
Hi Suresh. Go ahead, ask me how I knew it was you.

>>49530489
im not talking to myself i just posted my reply as a way to survive the collapse
do you know whats worst than talking to myself? talking alone. get ignored from now on ken

>>49530489
One day people like me are going to be murdering people like you in broad daylight once the Minecraft server becomes PvP enabled

If you know, you know.

>>49530544
You already burned this ID, Suresh. Making threats of violence, even behind the veil of "Minecraft" only implicates you further.
You may not have to worry about Marge, but Uncle Rico is calling you.

>>49530489

>>49530584
I don't know anything

>>49530271
I always found it bizarre that the second the market opens at 9:30am est, that crypto either gets dumped or shoots up. How come you never see crypto cucks never ever question why that happens?

>>49530489
Despite the kek baggies, he's right.
Watch the IDs.
Don't fall for fake support, that's how they trojan horse FUD into the thread.
>>49530467
>>49530441
Btw don't bother deleting, I've already got you screenshotted.

>>49530653
Not sure if you know this but the stock market opens at 930 which has a direct influence on crypto holders and stock holders since many of them are invested in both, especially big players

>>49530690
yeah, he was wondering why none of the crypto baglets question it

>>49530687
kek anon I just wanna say

>>49530687
Your super gay and suck horse cock

>>49530687
Also your retarded

>>49530508
Legit question I thought everything was utterly fucked last year and then once people started getting long term capital tax gains(myself included) I began wondering if the cliff we're about to fly off won't just wind up being mad max

>>49530687

>>49530584
All I’m seeing lately is lines drawn on graphs and alot more datefagging

>>49530715
>>49530724
>>49530736
>Call out shill
>Immediately get 3 consecutive (you)s
>From 3 different IDs
>Spelling out a single message
HI SURESH!
Or is this Roko?
Doesn't matter.
I'm coming to resize your rectum.
I see you.
OnO
I SEE YOU.

>>49530653
Idk man I do think they don’t look at the bigger picture but then again crypto is 24/7 so that makes it very interesting

>shilling against a stock you don't even own to complete strangers on the internet and on a saturday morning no less
you morons are the reason why I comfortable hold GME and continue to buy more

>>49530799
>he doesn’t know

>>49530849
>Comfortable
Are you just using autocorrect to make your posts?
ARE PAJEETS WHY AUTOCORRECT IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT?!
I SEE YOU.

>>49530584
Power to the players

These threads been getting slower.
Baggies finally have realized moass isn’t real

>>49530902
La Lou Lei Lo

>>49530953
Show hand.
You have been revealed.

>>49530987
A genuine chatbot folks. Not a very good one at that. Doesn't understand reference so goes back to previous statement.

I was gonna drop some OC on your faggots but it looks like we're just full of retards, bots and indians, see you boys on monday

>>49530945
I think it's more to do with being subjected to drooling retards ITT for over a year.

>>49531018
Screenshotted as well.
God help me, I wish I was a bot.
That would make this so much less painful.
Go ahead Keith, switch IDs again and (you) me another time, with another denial.

I am not robot
Even though you say it's so
Weebs will see the truth

Kenny, you're a hedgie so I think you should know: I've DRS'd a lot of shares.

I, uh, I just need a LOT of money.
And I'm not sure you're gonna get away with it this time.
I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back in two weeks, meet me at Brando's Speakeasy, so you know, keep your eyes open.

>>49531097
Tell me about metal gear.

>>49531139
I've only played solid and half of rising.
But I know enough to spot a ghost in the machine.

i boughted 10 shares drs
i bought btc heavy in 2017.. i got the same vibes... the short squeeze will happen iA

>>49531158
Why are you so bad at it then?

>>49531199
Because I'm too busy preventing that timeline, you digislut.
Now get back to work on that cock-stroking algo.
I want my AI waifu to know what she's doing.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49531371
you too, comfy blanket poster

>>49531371
Kek baggies cope by saying comfy but know that there has already been squeeze on the stock and will never return to where they bought at

>>49531462
>never return to where they bought at
$40?

>>49531515
Baggie no coping. Baggie no coping. We all know you bought at $400

qW3nq8lg is a low IQ minority
t.high IQ minority.

>>49531555
$317, actually.
$40 as well.
And $126
Oh no, I just keep buying!
How can you stop me?
Go eat a hamburger.

SUCH A LUST FOR (You)S

>>49531620
Kek you're going to die poor

>>49531681

GameStop as a company is pretty bullish but boomers and other fags are too stubborn to look at that from that view even though they are using the same shit that GameStop currently offers and will offer pretty soon such as an nft marketplace which a lot of people right now buy and trading them

>>49531650
It’s almost like they know pretty soon Ken’s rupee hose is going to get shut off.

>>49531371
Happy Caturday comfyblanket poster.

>>49531681
Lol, you know damn well there's no promised land.
Too bad for you I'm not afraid to die at this age.

>>49531778
One of them yesterday admitted they get paid in BTC. Have you noticed how the threads get extra currified whenever crypto shits the bed (at least every week without fail)?

>>49531681
I'm sorry, but I'm just not selling. I know, I KNOW. Ok? It's just that I like the stock.
Oh, and I also love the safety a heavily shorted company provides in the case of a market crash. Lots of forced buying that I am the beneficiary. Umad? Thanks for the free money, hedgies.

>>49531844
I noticed that when it really dips they leave and the threads get really comfy. Something about this time feels different. It’s a Saturday and they’re still chasing (you)s even while crypto tanks. I truly think next week could be exciting.

>>49531908
Their compensation was pegged to BTC's value when it was in the 50-60k range LMFAO
SOME EVEN HAD THEIRS TIED TO LUNA AT ITS VALUE A YEAR AGO LMAO

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-nyse-gme-using-debt-144857370.html

I leave this here for your entertainment

>>49532104
I would say they do it janny style, but gas fees might make it so they actually pay to shill
Holy kek

>>49532104
Yeah I’ve seen that speculated. Someone even said that their compensation was held in custodial accounts. So when ken rugs them they literally did do it for free.

>>49532162
>they don’t do it for free
Fucking kek.

>>49532158
>You must be financially indebted!
>You just have to be ok?!
>Forget how MSM criticised GME for having debt and called it a dead company!
>Just have debt!
I fucking hate America.

kek reddities

>>49532162
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
notice how that retard stopped posting when he was reminded of his predicament

Jesus. Kek crytpo baggies. Everything but shitcoin is having an early capitulation. Tomorrow will provide the most beautiful pink fields.

>>49531421
>>49531779
Comf comf.

>Apes when they figure out RC’s poll ends 30 min before market open on Monday and exactly 10 days after share increase approval.
take this with a retard tier grain of salt but there's a theory that RC is botting the poll with "yes" answers to send a coded message about it being a "split decision" with the poll result being close to 50-50. then the split announcement would be on monday or some time next week. they did said that the board would decide on the split asap so there's no reason why the split would be delayed any further. otherwise it would be annoying how many newfags would vote "yes" when most people in the comments seem to be in favor of voting "no" (i voted no too). the only good argument for voting "yes" is a technicality over the word "spark", that the underlying reason for inflation was already there before covid but that covid was the catalyst.

>>49528639
Web1 - reading, and getting information. Lots of static pages
Web2 - w reading, writing, and creating Twitter, social media, YouTube ect
Web 3.0- reading, writing and owning.

>>49532418
>RC’s poll ends 30 min before market open on Monday and exactly 10 days after share increase approval.
Provide source made with MSPaint. GIMPfags not allowed.

>>49532418
If this theory is true you and RC would be giving the average Redditor too much credit. I really just think the poll is just a poll for him to prove a point. Similar to his tweet about popping the piñata. There is no world where RC leaves that decision to those retards.

>>49532158
>>49532219
The article is obviously grasping at straws. The only debt they have is that bullshit from the French gov cause of covid. But normies will just read the title and repeat “SEEEEE? THEYRE IN DEBT”. Mark my words eventually there’s going to be a massive lawsuit on these dumbass clickbait titles. On a side note, I remember reading a stock market book a while back that said for businesses debt is actually a good thing? Pls no bully

>>49532606
The best part is an amc cuck can read that and completely lack the self awareness to realize that amc is in a far worse predicament when it comes to debt.

I'm so happy I sold all my loops and imx before the shitting started, already at xxx, 90% CS 10% shit broker, bank account linked, gamestop and lrc wallet up and running, playing age of mythology and high as fuck, I'm beyond comfy my frens

>>49532606
Talmudic accounting makes cash a liability on balance sheets. I have no clue why but it explains the state of things
>massive lawsuit
All it takes is one Rittenhouse or Sandman not agreeing to any settlement and insisting on a public trial where these asshats have to explain how “yeah we know what we claim directly contradicts legally established facts that we have zero excuse for not knowing about, buuuuuut” isn’t defamation and slander

So what's on the menu for next week boys? Any predictions?
Personally I don't think the split will be announced until the marketplace releases and the market place won't launch until the end of Q2 (July 28th)
So probably uneventful

>>49532813
twitter post said market place launch later this month though

>>49532813
The maket is crashing again next week though.

>>49532509
I don't think that's what anon was implying, just that the vote was to indicate that a split announcement is coming soon.

>>49532813
Why do you ask a question then proceed to answer it for yourself?

>>49532742
Cash is never a liability. Deposits are split into a liability and asset 1:1, when someone gives the bank $1 they still owe the customer that $1, they can't just steal it. The liability is for the amount owed to the customer, but they have a corresponding dollar value amount as an asset on their balance sheet that they can use as they like.

>>49532509
Its not a real decision
Regardless of the intention, its very obvious that poll is being botted to fuck, the amount of votes is unaturally fast, literally every member of ss already, and its completely SPLIT down the middle and has been the entire time, and since we know everyone following ss would saw no, its obvious
Plus, 'spark inflation' contains all the letters for split just saying
The question is about inflation and the answer is split, simple as

>>49533019
Did you not read the part were I said "personally I think" after asking others thoughts on it. Do you not know how conversations work?

>>49532813
Who knows. Every day that progresses we get closer to the inevitable. One thing is clear, the shorts are royally fucked and they are stuck in this trade. They go bankrupt if they try to unwind it so it will have to be forced.
Everyone wants this unbelievably stupid event to come to an end. I believe all we are doing for now is to wait for the marketplace to arrive and hopefully an influx of new investors will get it to pop. Otherwise we just sit tight and wait for the dividend while continue to focus on DRS.
We all know just how much DRS is royally fucking over the short's ability to spoof the market. Borrow rates, increased buying and removing real shares is squeezing their balls. Eventually, sitting in a jail cell for the rest of your live will seem like a sweet release compared to desperately trying to fix a problem that you caused.

>>49533019
>I would like to hear your opinion on a topic
>heres my opinion so we can see where we differ and open a discourse
Its a trait of being white, im afraid

The kek baggies will continue until selling improves

>>49533338
You’re here forever.

>>49533106
How does the marketplace force them to close? I think the split is the most likely to cause it because (hopefully) they'll have to buy to deliver real shares as dividends instead of synthetics.

>>49533362
And you're in GME forever KEK
Hope you enjoy bagholdcoping when you're 80

>>49533064
>sparks

The NFT world is starting to wake up bros, this project just added support for GME's browser extension.

>>49533376
I've held through 80 many times and enjoyed every second of it, would you like to try again?

>49533376
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

Holy shit kek crypto baggies

They aren’t going to live long enough to see MOASS

>>49533368
A brand new source of income will attract investors. Most stocks trade at many multiples of their earnings with GME being an exception because it has a massive short position desperate to pull it down. If the market place is a success then it will be a great place to part your capital. GME has no debt and a visionary and exciting management team trying to rebuild the brand with an extremely energetic and enthusiastic customer base. Everything is looking great for GME and we could easily see this company ascend into the territory of FAANG tier companies. That is aside from the potential for MOASS which at this point is all but a certainty.

>>49533594
True, the revenue will be good for the business. Hopefully if the splivvy doesn't trigger it, they'll announce a crypto dividend with their marketplace. That will cause a lot of malding, but it's already been challenged and upheld in court. We're close, frens.

"mysterious"
Society is unraveling at a rate I didn't think was possible can we finally rug this fucking shit hole I'm tired of everyone refusing to believe what their lying eyes and ears are telling them and I want their ignorance and apathy to turn into acute suffering

When MOASS hits I really can't wait to just fuck off from life. I'm going to lock myself inside a nice penthouse in a big city, turn a large section of my flat into a home gym, learn how to cook in my new state of the art kitchen, I'm gonna smoke hookah on my balcony and watch the sunrises and sunsets and love the peace and quietness of it all. Also I'm gonna set my AC to 60F and sleep in a $10,000 bed with like 10 blankets and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>49533891
sounds comfy lad

>>49533578
Are they finally breaking out of the month-long crab bart thing they’ve been stuck in?

>>49533891
>hesjustlikeme.jpg

>>49533891
unconscionably based and comfypilled

>>49523048
I think this may be useful. Don't hate yourself for it, just recognize what led you here so you can do better next time. WAGMI

t. not fapped in 8 months

>>49533917
>>49533930
>>49533966
WE ARE ALL GONG TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING HARD! I HOPE GOD BLESSES ALL OF YOU! And on a side note, we have to start learning how to be strong with all this "SADS" shit from the vax. There is a chance that everyone in my family will die within a few years along with a lot of the population. We will have to do our best to move on and procreate as much as possible.
>>49533818

>>49534062
Look bro, you do you. But I'm just gonna hole myself up in a penthouse like that other anon. I'll probably turn an unused bedroom into a green screen room and then film my own personal collection of kino whenever I'm bored

kek baggies

>>49533929
Tether is losing its peg. They can't prop up the value indefinitely.

>>49534097
I'm the penthouse anon lol. I'm just trying to tell people that we need to look forward. For the first time since the beginning of the United States, we are free to create the society we want for our children IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY.

When did you realize it was unironically over? Or will you cope till the end of times?

>>49534318
I will make sure that Indian refugees aren't allowed to immigrate to the west during and after your upcoming war with China.

>>49534318
When the day of the rope came and went, and none of the bloody benchods sold. Now I drown my sorrow in cow piss.

>>49534318
when the marketplace launched

>>49534062
WAGMI, I'll have many children and create a dynasty

>>49534318
we are already in end times fren

>>49534062
the only person that i know that will die from v4x complications will be the patriarch of my entire family, learning to be strong is an understatement.
>procreate as much as possible.
i plan to have an army of sons, all of which i will train. things will get worse before they get better, but during struggle is when kingdoms are established. i look forward to the future very much so

wen mun?

>>49534607
About 18 months ago

>>49534652

>>49534607
some time between Monday and who the fuck knows when. It's inevitable but don't try to plan your life around it.

Even if somehow we don't moon the stock is undervalued and eventually the market will catch up with that fact.

>>49534670
kek the baggie is coping

>>49534734
see you next bread sanjay (:

>>49522803

First day at new job, was pretty chill except retarded cases.

Can't wait for pay so I can buy more shares.

WAGMI frens...

>>49534607
No joke, we are probably within 2 months of the wheels falling off of this thing. Not just the shorts but the whole financial system. Best to spend this time acquiring some "prepper" tier assets for a bump few months such as weapons, food and precious metals you hold outside of the banking system.
Inflation cannot stop unless the Fed jacks rate up HIGHER than the inflation rate for a period of MONTHS just to bring it under control. Cascading defaults, bankruptcies, foreclosures, and unemployment will be the result.
You know what happens if we do nothing? The bond market is $46TN in size and if it is losing 10% of its value every year then that is close to 22-25% of the U.S. GDP just evaporating straight off of balance sheets. Those balance sheets include pensions, social security,insurance funds, etc. So we are all being impoverished and we all have trillions of dollars worth of losses to eat. This is no joke, the day of reckoning is here: You can't spend your way to prosperity. A healthy economy is a function of savings and production. Only by some divine intervention were people able to sniff out a MASSIVE liability of the elite in the form of Gamestop and bite down on their ass just in the knick of time. For all we know, the Fed would have pulled the plug long ago if not for the DTCC & the Fed being on the hook for an impossible amount of money. This is a wrench in their gameplan that none of them were ready for. A 2020 style crash is not possible now as a means to control inflation, or kick start a bankruptcy/debt jubilee. The plebs are people they are trying to destroy. Fairness and the rule of law is only a facade to run cover for their thievery. They know the stock market is overleveraged and they can never unwind GME shorts. They also know the political landscape is bad enough to have them all dancing on air from a lampost if they can't pay up. Expect a mass exodus to Israel.

The redditors are clownworld posting now.

>>49534894
so in conclusion, gme holders wagmi? I can't afford to prep anyways, so this the only shot I got

>>49534978
Clown pepe is probably the best meme to come out of this new decade

>>49534978
It takes a clown to make it in clown world after all

>>49534894
>mass exodus to Israel
idk if you know this or not but Palestine will be free of zionists in less than 5 years. That said, I've heard other anons talking about rapid deflation being the next move by the FED, which would supposedly save USD fiat while devastating every other country in the world. Deflation would just make MOASS holders richer and we should be able to become the new elites, but untainted by jews/satan. There's also the possibility that NESARA will take place in the form of GME doing it's thing.

>>49535044
checked and clownpilled

>>49534978
>>49535001
>>49535044
I mean.. we did get a stand-alone joker movie for the first time. Pretty historic

>>49534978
>clive crook

kek no bake baggies
oven's closed due to bags

>>49525984
Shut up Raj

>>49535336
>>49535336
>>49535336
Threaded.

>>49535403
>403 forbidden