/biz/ - Business & Finance

You masturbate too much and your prostate is withered

>>49516381
The worst when it’s more than a little and drips down your leg
>>49516387
Is this really what it is???

>>49516381
You have to squeeze that last bit out of your shaft like you are trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

>>49516381
dude, let me get those panties

>>49516381
>panties
Why are homosexuals like this

>>49516442
Nevermind I'm retarded and can't read. If you already squeezed I don't know what your problem is.

You guys don't shake your dick to get the drips off?

wipe your dickhole with some toilet paper

I just tense the muscles at the base of my dick a couple times. Usually that's all it takes.

>>49516533
this

>>49516381
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop's always in your pants

>>49516533
>>49516556
based dick wipers

>>49516466
dont knock it till you try it, most guys are switching to panties these days

>>49516533
I always do this

>>49516575
were it belongs

>>49516589
wiping yourself like a girl is the opposite of based

>>49516575
Works on my machine

I push on my taint and that helps but I think I will start trying what the based toothpaste squeeze anon suggested. Although I also suspect I might have something wrong with my prostate (possibly from jacking off?) but I’m not sure.

>>49516421

the actual worst is when you pee after cumming and it's partially blocked and the stream splits 5 ways and your walls and floor get hit

You have to really relax and take your time.

T. BPH

>>49516612

>most

TIL "most" is sub 1%

>>49516795
BPH?

>>49516881
Benign prostatic hyperplasia

>>49516381
how is this related to business and finance? its just you peeing your pants.

>>49517134
Not pissing your pants is the first rule of bizness

>>49516381
do kegels and reverse kegels everyday. problem solved.

>>49517680
How

>>49516789
I just came and have the urge to pee....am not looking forward to this one bros....

No idea why this isn’t common knowledge for guys at this point…I’d translate but I think the picture is enough to explain if you’re not completely retarded. It works for 95%+ of all men. This will stop the post pee piss drip.

>>49517134

Board culture thread

>>49517981
This shit is in german u nigger.

>>49517857
You may want to set it up like a murder room anon.

>>49518020
Press your taint after you piss and it will squeeze out the pee. It works most of the time, unlike shaking your dick.

>>49516381
Stop masturbating 26 times a day.

>>49516381

> /biz/ >>> Business and Finance

>>49518020
Yeah and you can‘t read anyways you absolute mongo

>>49516381
> when im done peeing i put my clothes back on
I think we went to elementary school together lol. Don't take all your clothes off to pee.

>>49516387
It's actually enlarged and not withered. 2.5mg cialis daily will fix pee problems from BPH, give you a powerful stream. You can stand 12 feet back from the urinal to impress everyone in there.

>>49516381

Use the bidet dummy.

>>49516381
that's called piss inflation

>>49516789
I always try to piss post nut with a boner and it forks in 2 and hits everything but the toilet bowl

Do you morons really not wipe with tp after you pee?

This is a bullish signal

>>49518300
This

>>49516381
squeeze your dick from the base and work your way up to the tip. repeat if necessary. think toothpaste

>>49518304
>>49516533
enjoy your uti from someone else's shit in your urethra

>>49516421
do kegels, wait to go pee for longer, squeeze the last bit out