/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49513205
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49513211
checked

Today is not the day. The eternal crab strikes again.

It feels strange... like everything is hanging by a thread

Did WEBM files start working on iPhone today?

Oh yeah, I'm thinking moAss

CAM ON GAMESTOP!

>>49513267
Few days ago

Why won’t Facebook show me their chart on the daily? Only FB out of the tickers I follow- did I miss something? Am I worlds biggest retard?

>>49513288
It got delisted

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>49513205
>>49513211
Checkies.

>>49513288
>he doesn’t know
Yes you are the worlds biggest retard but you’re still gonna make it.

>>49513288
The ticker is now META

>>49513116
>>49513116
>>49513116
Anons... we're partnering with WAGMI????

Comfy holding with my /GME/ schizos!

>>49513205
Thanks for baking!
>>49513211
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

>>49513263
you are wrong, the green crab saved us from the market meltdown

all hail the green crab

>>49513323
yeah im thinking wagmi

>>49513288
czeched and this is who they're losing to

>>49513323
Gonna open Taffel Hearts bag soon

>>49513353
crabs are really good swimmers

>>49513318
>>49513316
>>49513302
Kek holy shit good thing I don’t hold any of it anyway my whole portfolio is GameStop. Out of the loop I don’t pay attention to any ticker but my game coin

The shittiest thing about all this is that WAGMI. Literally everyone who has even one share, including the fudfaggots and pajeets and compromised jannies who all bought in despite shitting on us every day.

I fucking HATE max pain
Just launch the divvy already, Jesus

What happens at 3:55?

>>49513269

>>49513353
You want me to salute that pile of walking pus? Salute my ass!

>>49513435
It

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Stock Dividend announcement when?

>>>>49513435
big green dildo

Hope you have a really good weekend /GME/
Sending you good vibes. WAGMI

>>49513477
after marketplace

We're in the LIGMA timeline boys. WAGMI

not shaving today so I can get a super close shave tomorrow.

>>49513323
Well, we're all gonna wagmi it after all aren't we?

>>49513523
Ryan absolutely has an in with Apple... I mean, he IS their largest shareholder.

>>49513553
ok

>>49513576
if that is a regular sized chess board, I'd say he's a pretty small shareholder

>>49513353
yeah basically, we may be board as shit, but at least we aint relentlessly fighting the urge to rope like smg is. gif related.

>>49513451
WAGMI INSHALLAH

>>49513610
*bored

Y̸̧̡̙͚̟̖̥̺̮͎̥͇̼̜̙̘̟̣̘̺͐͊͜͜Ơ̸̦̻̭͎̞̠̞͉̿̌̈́̇̈́͛̽͒̿̊̃̚ͅͅƯ̸̡̨͎̼̬̬̪̜͐̏̉́͛͆͌̿̃̂͗̔͋́́̾̈̉̆͑̐̄͒̆͘͝ ̸̡̥̱̹͎͖̰͙̪̠̥͎̦̦͎̭͈̦́̄̾̄̀̑͌͒̃͜C̸̡͎̼̪̫̗̥͎͈̼̓͜͜Ó̷̖̩͕̫̠̬̙̎̉̾͘̚U̸̙̼̓̀̆̈́̋͆̈́̆̀̿͝͝L̸̨̢̢̤̮̜̙̦͓̰̋͆̿͑͗͛͊̓̽̏̐̔͘̚͠͝Ḑ̸̧̛͎̩͖̫̩͙͓̞̗̗̪͙̼̱̭̦̎͋̊́̒͊͂̚͜ͅ ̵̡̡̧̧̢̱͓̮̤̥̥͔̟̘͙̜̗̫̫̳̦̖͔̠̉́͒̿̀͛̽͆̽͘̚͠H̵̛̘̝̦͔̍͋͋́͗͛̈̈̊̓̀̀͊̆̌̒̈́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ͅÁ̷̡̪͕͙͔̮̤̭̘͕̞̝̟̙̱͖̱̯̞͈̙̹͕̃̄̈́̒̊͆̆͋̄͊̀͊̚͘̕͝͠͝V̴̡̡̟̳͙̗̜͙͙̹͎̟̣̹̱͔̞͖͇̬̈͑̎̃́̑̆̓̽̇̇͑͑̐́͆͘͜͜͝Ę̶̼͉̬̙̹͈͉͇̺͌̔̃͋̌͐̔͛̉͊̐͂̉̒́̚̚̚͘̚͠ ̷̡̨̨̘͈̫͇̰͕̠̠̖̘͂̉̓͊̕ͅP̷̢̛̮͇̹̼͇͎̠̙̩̩̳̾͛͌́̉͛̌̍͆̐̒͛̌͑̓͑̔̾͋̓̇͋͝R̵̡̡̢̢̛̠̞̹̜̮̞̳̰̺͚͇͇̞͕͎̙̣̭̉̿̉̀̆̇͛̒̌͑͑͛̏͑͗̈́͌̓̉̾͛̈́͛̕͝Ẽ̶̛̳͕̬̌̈́̉̄̍̑͌̑̓̌͂̑̔̃̕͝͠͠V̵̢̢̧̖̹̙͍͈̫̯͚͕̯͇̬̟̥̠̭̱̖̆̔͂͌̃̈́̉̇̾̉̓͗̔̈͆̓̚̕͝Ë̶̻̜͎̦̪̟̥̗̩́̓̈́̓̒̽̿̐̃̎̀͝͝ͅN̶͙̓̇Ţ̴̢̢̢̡̪̉̌̂̌͊̍͗̓͛̎͆͌̾̏́̒̾̔̌̂̏̚̚͝͠͠Ē̸̢͚̣̗̠̯̽́̌̊͗̊͐͋̐͒͆́̈́̔̈̐͐̋̚̕Ď̵̛̛̛̪̪̪̦̪̰͔̗̭̻́̀̀̄́̾̽̽̄̈́̒̉̀͗́̈͌̓̈́͘͝ ̸̧̢̹̬̠͈̘͍̯͎̱̖̦͓̺͔̜͙͍̞̐̓̿̔̿͊̒̓̾͊̍̚͜Ţ̵̡̯̝͕̜̣̯͈̼̻͚͕̻̬̠̘̮̻͖́ͅH̶̛̛̹͖͕̞̹̤͉͚̝̝̣͚̭̮̖̻̓̓̃͌̔̊̊̇̽͋̿͜ͅͅͅỈ̵̺̥͓̮̼̫̭̳̪͚̤̣͕̿̑̀̌̎̇̃̌͆̉̓̾̂͛͜͝͝S̸̢̨̧̢̨̭͈̺̳͉̥̹͓͇̟͈̏̍̓͋͆̏̒̀̓̀͜

>>49513259
>>49513313 133 13
>>49513331 13331
WGAMI.

>>49513496
You too, fren.

>>49513657
wat mean

kek crypto fannies

>>49513657
Ooooo wow. Rrp still huh? Guess what bro. It still doesn't
Fucking
Matter

Gme finishing the week red
No announcements
No split
No marketplace
No dividend

Kek baggies

Mastercard working with IMX for NFTs.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v98922/mastercard_confirmed_working_with_imx_to_enable/

https://www.mastercard.com/news/perspectives/2022/simple-nft-purchasing-on-nft-marketplaces/

>>49513738
IMX BROS!!!!!!

>>49513477
6 for 1 incoming.
>>49513269
Indeed.

>>49513738
Anon, we're in the WAGMI timeline.

>>49513693
Banks have no confidence in markets and are opting to park their money with the fed

>>49513693
Various Burgerfatclapistani financial institutions have collectively decided to pool $2.1 Trillion dollars back to the Fed at a 0.8% interest rate for a single day because they believe it would be better spent there than in the economy

Still Holding.

>49513728
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>49513738
yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI.

Yeah, I'm thinking GMEbaggies NGMI

>>49513657

>>49513738
neat

>>49513269
That's a man

>Baggies OOOOOOOOOing over +1.5%
>But we'll hold to the millions guys promise
Kek!

>>49513323
Well shit. I guess we really ARE all going to WAGMI. How about that.
>>49513331
Nice palindromic aces and threes full house, friend. That's a damn comfy hand.

AMSneed -4%
>AMSneed -4%
AMSneed -4%
>AMSneed -4%
AMSneed -4%
>AMSneed -4%


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49513738
>going to become a morbilionare
>having to work with NFTards to do it
fuck, I hate being conflicted.

>>49513814
Still Holding!

Hope everyones ready

>>49513935
>entire market is nearly red
>amsneed is down 4%
>gme green
NOOOOOOO STOP BEING HAPPY SELL BAGGIE SELL

>>49513935
Considering I've held all the way from 20 to 350 and down again...
Yes.

>>49513678
>678
neat

>>49514005
Kek, you know the one thing you baggies have going for you is you're not as bad as AMC baggies but that's really not saying much

>>49514005
But you ended the week red???? Kek
All your hyped dates. Cohen still telling you to get a job and blaming the government for his massive failures
kek

>BTC

NGMI

Attention Brethren of the Bag
After Hours.
Thank you for your attention.

>>49514071
>GME 3 Month
>40.86%

>AMSneed 3 Month
>-14.20%

now go and suck Cramers cock

Should I rent a movie from Redbox or watch a movie at AMC?

Actually, I'll just buy a pre-owned game from Gamestop. They have a great 4 for $20 deal anons #420 blaze it

There is a massive volume spike on SPY that happened earlier that keeps disappearing and reappearing on the chart.

>>49514106
Hahahahahaha. Your only saving grace is being up against another dogshit company? Congrats faggot!
Now look at your week, six month, and year charts

Cohen. Told. You. To. Get a fucking job. How clear does he have to be? The squeeze isn't happening. He bought bbby instead. Kek baggies

>>49514145
never selling. suck these fat fucking nuts

>>49514145
kys desu senpai

>49514145
OK SIR, I WILL SELL MY GME SHARES RIGHT NOW SIR
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR

Soon bros.

>>49514190
>le indian shill cope yet again
Get a fucking job baggie

>>49514202
Holy shit take a single community college finance course. Those charts don't even remotely look the same

Man I can't wait for the NFT marketplace to launch, this is going to be awesome.

>>49514238
NO SIR DO NOT REDEEM PLEASE DO THE NEEFUL MY VILLAGE

>>49514229
The fatal assumption made in this situation was that Baggie Bros are unemployed. Instead of buying dirt bikes, graphics cards, and other consumerist items, Baggies buy GME instead. (You)s will be liberally handed out, because I believe (You) need it.

I'm not sure if anyone has thought of this, but according to dump theory it appears as though they are all out of dump. The math checks out from what I can see.

>49514229
OK SIR, I WILL SELL MY GME SHARES RIGHT NOW SIR
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR

>>49514283
Kek dumpies

>>49514202
Commodity crash, market crash, and even the bond bubble pops. Treasury yields about to moon even harder due to the need for massive rate increases.

>>49514283
pump-phase it is then
WAGMI

By the Emperor, we're here to purge the perfidious hedgies from this planet!

what was the right answer to the tweet question bros? I chose no but I still think the chinaflu contributed to it

I just took the fattest shit this morning. MOASS soon

>>49514395
Did I miss a benchode tweet?

>>49514395
It was going to happen regardless of the chinkflu, chinkflu is just the smoke screen and a convenient excuse to implement more security measures on the masses.

>2022
>Baggies still coping about missing out
You were given 2 chances to get out.

Give me a reason why you think moass is soon or why you think it's months away/never gonna happen.
Serious answers only please.

>>49514498
How fatigued are you due to your crypto investments? This is a safe space you can speak freely here. The link marines won't find you here.

>>49513288
Here you go anon.
>Captcha AWRDW

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>49514498
>benchod thinks anyone of us wanted to get out
MEGAFUCKING KEK

>>49513772
Tattoo = no. IF I am spending money, I am not spending it on used Jizz rags.

>>49514395
The right answer is "Maybe". Because it was a combination of overleverage + naked shorting alongside the smoke-screen points RC mentions

Bottom line, we are in the biggest cluster fuck of the century, and GME will unravel it

>>49514521
Bought 4 BTC at 4k, sold at 35k early 2021. COPE baggie

>picrel inb4 shills
So that the new partnerships may mint us new riches as the years go on. GameStop will be the only source.

>>49513576
You understand how accepting a basic payment method isn’t a partnership right? You don’t think GameStop has a partnership with every single bank whose cards they accept?

>>49514517
The market is dying and they can't maintain collateral.

>>49514127
Titanic Swap just crashed on SPY an no one talks about it? So massive it's now hidden. Algos are starting to go into panic mode.

>>49514568
Wow how impressive. 4 whole bitcoins? I used to spend that on acid back in the day!

>49514568
and then the entire train applauded

kek crypto baggie

>he didn't even sell btc at 60k
kek crypto baggie

>>49514127
>packet loss
>glitch
>antisemitism

I don’t know if I’ve ever been comfier.

>>49514644
checked. let us all
WAGMI

GME baggies are so fucking stupid. You think one of the most violent world powers will just hand over authority to a bunch of retards that broke the entire system and exposed it as a fraud? There is a reason they will not make the DTCC's leger ever visible to the public. Even when they talked about moving it to blockchain it would have been a private ledger. Just because you are right does not mean they will EVER let you win. It would be literally impossible to pay out every holder for phone number prices without severely damaging the purchasing power of the USD https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1534192413622796289 So what? Spend your dollars before hyperinflation and the eventual move to CBDC just so we can have another shitty custodian that you just have to trust for data? There are too many factors that point to government intervention. I am not saying you will not get paid, but some of you are so fucking delusional

>>49514756
> GME are such baggies that I need to come post about it.
> In fact I am paid in Bloody Baby dicks to post about it.
> If I get the sell volume to go up, I get to lick the tips myself.
Thanks Moshe, now tell me how great AMC is.

>>49514557
Fair enough. More blown out roast beef for me to baste in horsey sauce.

>MUH MONORAIL-PONZI-SCHEME-VIRTU-DOLLARINOS

KEK

kek baggies

>>49514795
AMC is a dogshit psyop orchestrated by Kenneth Cordele Griffin used to trade exposure with GME using swaps completely taken over by BCG and bros using AA and other exec doompers

>>49514517
I think the moass is an infinite event that is simultaneously happening at every moment of spacetime observable, in way that can't necessarily be observed though this may sound contradictory. I believe this because I had a dream 2 nights ago where a girl with large breasts was naked in the backseat of a car

>>49514801
All you'll need is a mercury dime fren.
You can buy one and her daughter at the same time.

>>49514756
>let
kek

>>49514840
Yeah, right? And you have a lot of it?

>>49514868
Just how the NSCC "let" a 1.5B margin breach just happen in Jan 2021

>>49514840
Why do they need a psyop if we can’t win regardless?

>>49514812
>shib
>0$
kek shibaggies btfo

>>49514901
See
>>49514895

what if DRSing your shares is a jewish psyop?

>>49514897
>let
There's that word again, implying the presence of choice.

>>49514840
Welp so much for that larp. Try in the next thread bud.

>>49514395
>>49514564
You might say the answers will be "split"

>>49514517
I think it's sometime before EoY and anyone trying to put a date on it other than September for the end of Shmita is lying through their teeth. Everyone wants it to happen now but it's looking like July would be the soonest going off of the GMERICA LLC trademark filing getting approved 6/28 at the earliest meaning the marketplace launch is more than likely tentatively slated for next month, probably around independence day if a bit later. I would personally really really like it if it ran to a few grand before then as I could use the money.

>>49514801
last thread was so kino
>picrel

>>49514856
>purchase
>people
despicable

Will the GameStop NFT marketplace be able to change L1s at some point? I have about 200 shares of GME but I don't like ETH.

welcome back frens for whom 4chan was down

>>49514895
I technically have infinitely more GME than AMC
>>49514901
Kenny isn't the end of the line. Many more wealthy individuals have a lot to lose in the case of hyperinflation. Even our "friends" blackrock and vanguard, nonmembers of the DTCC, stand to lose in this scenario

>>49514941
*ba-dum* *CHING*

>>49514974
Oh yeah, and how do you feel about the jewish peoples? They arn't as bad as everyone says right.
> Previous file to everyone else.

>>49514991
I got bullied by a Jewish girl in elementary school. I don't know how to interpret that now in adulthood

>>49514944
Women are property.

>GME baggies missing out on the redbox squeeze

>>49515011
Weird boners?
So if we have a hall of cost in minecraft, you'll be rock hard the entire time?

>>49515011
she was an experimental mind control agent sent to mess with you; letting her programming on you take over is the same as letting (((them))) win

>>49515054
I do get weird boners, at random times too. you might be on to something

>>49514614
How do you know this isn't just an ordinary bear market that will bounce back in a few months?

>>49515029
We shall see how far that thought takes you fren

>>49514944
Why not purchase people? So many girls will be for sale.
Women are property and if you treat them like an equal you will only fail. Treat them like a puppy and they'll love you forever.

>>49515065
I don't even know if she's real now, or a figment of my imagination. I moved out of state and she blocked me on facebook

>>49515029
RIP Cirno.

DOT BLUE

>>49515088
Gme is green.

>>49515088
The Bog’s parting gift to us is the bear market
>>49514943
So we’re datefagging 7/4 now? I’m in

>>49515102
Fundamentally incorrect as to have less problems you want women who don't carry baggage. Having a childhood where you are an adult too early doesn't lend to the sort of functioning household, relationship, or society that would ever truly reap good sweet love. That is the sweetness you're chasing after all. Might as well execute properly. Being sweet inside and then being able to give others the privilege of also enjoying your sweetness.

Would you rather be a God or a beggar?

>>49515029

is it going to be a battle for 130

>>49515104
who even uses facebook still?

Desperate for a red close.

This is a pretty odd chart today

>>49515236
I'm pretty stoked about the implications of us resisting market movements today

>>49515176
You sure took a bunch of time to say nothing at all.
> You're incorrect, trys to answer what is a women....

they have 3 more minutes to try to get it into the red lol

>>49515236
>>49515225
yes, i was expecting red too today. Fractalchads where you guys at i need your thoughts on today

Hepcats... Oh No...

GameStop is Fucking using debt in a risky way and you MotherFuckers are gonna get liquidated!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-nyse-gme-using-debt-144857370.htm

>By their very nature companies that are losing money are more risky than those with a long history of profitability. And we do note that GameStop had an earnings before interest and tax (EBIT) loss, over the last year. And over the same period it saw negative free cash outflow of US$778m and booked a US$472m accounting loss. Given it only has net cash of US$992.8m, the company may need to raise more capital if it doesn't reach break-even soon.

Better issue some more shares...

>>49515225
not gonna happen
>greencrab saves
>greencrab protects

>>49515270
fractals are relative movements, not absolutes; as manipulative as the algo is it's still impacted by liquidity and buy/sell pressure

7/4 = Independence Day
1 = Won
741 = Independence Won
WAGMI
source: my gut

>>49515306
indeed, but even relative movements should be enough to map whether we go up or down

>>49515259
the difference between our posts
the contrast is telling
You will never win.

LOL WE GREEN

What a weird trading day.

WE CLOSED GREEEEEEN

>ALL HAIL THE GREENCRAB

>>49515328

>>49515273
thanks just bought

>we close green
>spy closes under 390

>There are still /gme/ threads
Guys I know the short squeeze was fun to watch on Jan 28 '21 but this is kinda pathetic now. If you didn't make it on this play by now then I don't know what to tell you. Just go back please. This is embarrassing.

>B..but muh nfts mothafucka
The only people who care about a used jpeg store are the delusional fuckers who think they're gonna get rich off xx shares top kek. See the sentiment about NFTs literally anywhere else and you should understand that nobody fucking wants them. It's DOA. Can't wait until you all fuck off my board niggers.

>>49515380
>>49515290
>>49513353

>literally set fire to everything
>still couldn't close it in the red

>>49515420
Moass next Tuesday

>lolis and nazi meme shills
Did mayo boy start hiring from the /pol/ shill rosters?

>>49515435
>my board

KEK

>49515435
Sneed
>>49514756
Was honestly expecting a good answer to this but looks like there are only delusional baggies browsing right now

>49515435
>my board
Good morning

Jimmy Chill is saying no recession! He has never been more Bullish in his life!

>>49515435
Hahahahahahaha

Ouch! No squeeze today yet again huh baggies?

>49515435
>my board
Lmao

Ouch! No squeeze today yet again huh baggies?

Ryan cone where have you gown
ryan cone throw us a bone

>49515435
Didn't read, never selling

Ouch! No (You)s today yet again huh Samesh?

>>49515640
Indirect responses indicate bigger seethe thus net me double the payment

>>49513269
>So round, so firm
>WAGMI and I approve this message!

>49515666
digits don't lie
SNEED
WAGMI

>>49515435
>

>>49515435
We don't care about your feelings, anon.

>>49515666
Damn, satan digits compel me to check and reply.
Going the extra mile to point it out is telling as well

>49515666
Reinforcing the image your paymasters are incompetent businessmen. Have to be to short GME.

>49515666
Ok satan her take this. You seem to need the rupees.

It's Fucking time for Cats to start exiting, stage left, from this Fucking forum! We are done with you MotherFuckers!

>market red
>gme green
>seethies seething

>49515666
feed your village ranjash

>>49515726
>>49515722
>>49515721
Thanks for the satoshis, baggies

>49515767
You’re welcome. Here’s some more you’re gonna get rugged anyway.

>they actually get paid in crypto
Are they angry because they know a 95% pay cut is coming soon?

>49515512
>49515539

kek
Rishaan and Riyaan got the same script

>>49514801
>Prepares to soil that 600 thread count Egyptian cotton bedding in ex-President
>WAGMI, I approve this message and saved this image.

kek baggies

>>49515815
thoroughly kekked

>>49515800
checked and if only they bought a fraction of GME, they'd be set for life!

>mfw tesla is getting a stock split before gme (pending approval)

>>49515868
dw this is the number 1s telling their little piggies to split their stock regardless so they can make us look bad and like another regular split to prevent FOMO

>49515754
Nobody is seething you limey Cocksucker. How dare you Fucking talk to us like that. Bullshit.

>>49515868
kek baggies
your board does not give a FUCK about you
>Say the increased shares is to facilitate a dividend
>Actually DILOOOOTTSS instead like a boss
Oh baggies, when will you learn...

>TSLA split
Why

>>49515868
we green today, we green AH
keep your head up, fren

>>49515916
YOU BITCH BASTERD YOU GIVE ME MY (YOU) YOU BENCHOD SIR

>>49515868
>>49515946
All the cool kids are doing it

Hey shills, nothing you ever say or do will ever make me sell.
I will also never be giving (You)s to you ever again.

You can come work for me for $7.25 an hour for 31 hours a week after MOASS. Fuck you very much.

A true skeptical mind would have purchased GME by now had it been introduced to it without bias. It takes some faith to get here for sure.

All those who disbelieve and shill believe too much in their security. Did you think everything wouldn't fall apart around you?

>is the stock comfy?
>is it splitting?

I don't think you get paid when you delete your posts, Ranjeet. I bet that admitting how you get paid is a violation of your rules.

>>49515946
AMZN split twice, back to back years, before the dot com crash

History doesn't' repeat, but it does rhyme

>>49515998
Do not post images such as this.

Dotbros, why are we blue?

Hmm it seems like indirect (you)s still help feed Pajeet's village. Are you seething?

>>49515917
>10 ptbid
>for a security he doesnt hold
it never gets old bros
>>49515948
will do fren, hard to be down when the whole market is blood red

>>49516024
Because we are blue balled

>>49515998
>49516019
>SHILLS LITERALLY BEGGING US NOT TO POST PICS OF THEM BEING CAUGHT RED HANDED
lmao this shit couldn't get any funnier

>49516019
>SIRS PLEASE. SIRS DO NOT POST SUCH IMAGE PLEASE SIRS

>>49515946
It's surprising as well as if they were actually dedicated to to removing shorts (something Bill Gates is supposed to have a huge amount of on TSLA) they've already split as a dividend before. Yet this time they're not.

Why when I mention GameStop to anyone at all do I get a trance like fluoride stare back? I went on for 10 minutes not even about a squeeze just how were beating every FAANG (MAANG?) stock and most other companies since the start of the year. Also that 382 on the SPY is officially recession territory- blank stare. Just for fun I said “buy chickens that lay eggs” and he suddenly came to and said “oh yeah! That would be cool!” Literally no comment on anything else I said

explain me
why did we green ser

>>49515996
..in his anger RC has decided not to split the stock at this time until market conditions are ready..

>>49516077
Why are baggies posting fake images? This is a faked image and was never posted. Are baggies really at the point they need to cope this hard?

>>49516127
Anon, 80% of this world is NPCs, maybe even more. Don't even bother convincing them anymore, I already stopped trying

>>49516162
You alright there, Sanjay?

>49515767
Have some more, we both know you're going to cash it to buy GME anyway.

>>49516127
shilling gme to normies is highkey cringe frfr bro
cut that shit no cap cuh
bruh finna be simpin gme do that shit in private namsayin

>>49516142
>no... I felt it, he was tweeting
>there was a count down to the 8 million shares

>Pajeet is very mad
>I don't give him a (you)
>but he will read this post anyway
>and seethe harder
>Pajeet could have bought GME
>but it is against his work contract

>>49516178
LOLOLOLOL this guy has me dying from his chair
>dw Sanju i will give you mukti for this

now be a good boy and buy some GME

>>49515342
You're a dumb ass that thinks you buy 5 year olds. Go buy 16 year olds and enjoy life.

>>49516162
>Why are baggies posting fake images?
Like this one showing Kashmir as part of India?

kek INR baggies

>49516240
Switching between IDs so you can grab some You's for your fraction of GME?

No problem, I gotchu fren
Here's a pic to your new life

>buying people
you're just not getting it are you

maybe you don't deserve the You after all

Kek at baggies that think anybody gets paid to turn sentiment against a stock that squeezed a year and half ago. Just fucking kek. Baggies are the most pathetic retards ever on the board

>>49516218
At this point I would shill against GME if someone paid me. Anyone invested is unshakable, it's just pissing in the wind.

If someone would pay me to FUD GameShop I would be really good at it, cause I've been in this for 18 months. Then I could use that money to buy more shares.

Sent from my iPhone

>>49516218
There's zero chance indians do not ignore their work contracts as they see fit. All of these people hold shares in GME, it is guaranteed.

>>49516316
Kek at faggies that think anybody will be convinced to sell a stock that only gamma-squeezed a year and half ago. Just fucking kek. Faggies are the most smelly pajeets ever on the board

reeks of biryani in here

>>49516366
>gamma squeeze
>Baggies cope by literally making up terms now

>>49516382
here you go smart cookie

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/gamma.asp
https://smartasset.com/investing/gamma-squeeze

>>49516316
If you aren't getting paid, and you don't hold the stock, why post? Why tell people to sell or pressure them by calling them baggies? Literally what is in it for you if this is a nothing burger? Because this general is still here? This one thread out of the other 195 threads active on /biz/?

>>49516382
>Not knowing
Good bait or genuine retard.

hello baggies, its me RC.
Please continue to hodl my apes, we will wagmi that is all

>>49516406
Meds

>>49516382
>doesn't understand a gamma squeeze

>>49516420
Why are you here? Answer this simple question.

>>49516420
You're ded (in minecraft) once the IP logs leak

>>49516441
one simple reason
>kek baggies

>>49516339
They have already redeemed to buy a cow for their village.
We should be proud of them, even tho the cow will soon die of dissentery after drinking "clean" water.

>>49516420
>Doesn't understand basic proven concept
>Meds
I hope your pay is bad. Picrel, get ready to sweep the streets : )

>>49516462
And it took you 14 posts and an ID swap to say that?

>>49516444
Kek baggie thinks he'll ever do anything but shitpost in his mother's basement

>>49516470
Cows getting butt-raped is real cause of death actually. Then they proceed to drink cow piss and eat shit after the ceremony is completed

Kek faggies

>>49516414
bitch ser please

Didn’t get the promotion for bullshit reasons even though I had the best interview, according to the interviewer. However, I didn’t “follow all the instructions” for my presentation on the financials so I didn’t get it. Putting in my 4 weeks notice and going somewhere else.

>>49513205
Making it with Godoka!

>>49516498
My airconditioned basement is better than your smelly hut covered in cow shit and piss. Careful with those red bindi dots on your head, one day it could be a sniper laser dot aimed from an angry "baggie" (in minecraft ofc)

>>49516560
When did I open up your depressing blog?

LEL top Shitcoin COPE on CNBC rn

>MUH DIGITAL SOUND MONEY

KEK

how does fss make a blockchain more scalable?

>>49516603
kek sorry wrong thread

>>49516339
Shills 100% hold gme even if its a friend so their names aren't in any records.

India is basically the ultimate libertarian country. Government made new law? Lmao no thanks is everyone's attitude towards EVERYTHING, which is also why its so shitty

>>49516602
Kek, it looks like a hedge against making money.

>>49516470
Post-MOASS, I am going to buy that cow and the villagers. The villagers shall be slaves to the cow and tend to its every whim. I shall charter a ship to bring the cow across the ocean. The cow shall have luxury accommodations and a private pool. The cow's slaves shall all sleep in one of the heads nearest the engine room. Every day they will bring the cow the freshest grass and hand feed it to the cow. Once the cow has finished chewing the grass and savored its sweet flavor and regurgitated it from one of its stomachs, the slaves shall then take the cud and finish chewing it for the cow, feeding the fully chewed cud directly back into the cow's mouth. They will then massage the cow's udder in the finest oils and sing it songs to aid the digestion. Once we arrive, the cow will be taken from the port at Long Beach and transported by the slaves on a gold and silk palanquin to Nebraska, where the cow shall graze in America's bountiful fields of grain. Then the slaves will take the cow to the local meat packing plant, where the most emotionally fragile slave will be given the stun gun and instructed to deliver the killing blow. They shall then assist in the butchering of their beloved cow and deliver the meat to me personally. I shall then grind it, form it into patties and grill it, topping it at the end with American Processed Cheese Food. I shall then feed each of the cow's slaves their own sacred cheeseburger (by force and under pain of death).

>>49516654
And that friend who holds GME won't share any with shill Pajeet during MOASS.
>good morning sers
>no I have no GME to redeem for you

>>49516711
lmao these baggie pipedreams are always fun to read
you know your 25 shares aren't going to ever get you anything but maybe about months rent, right?

>>49516737
where the fuck do you live where a months rent is over a billion dollars?

Wow Holy fuck I'm surprised!!!! No announcements today either?????

No marketplace
No dividend
No split

>>49516754
here is situation baggie:
either your shares cover little bit expenses, i.e. no super squeeze
or
your shares do the big mother squeeze and a billion post mother squeeze is equal to a thousand pre squeeze
your choice baggie
you will never be rich

>49516737

25 x $100k = $2.5 million

Sounds like anon is going to make it.

>>49516711

TL:DR. That burger looks delicious. I think I'll get one later.

>>49516711
>The villagers shall be slaves to the cow and tend to its every whim.
Cow's already a holy animal in Indian culture, anon

>49516821
>your shares do the big mother squeeze and a billion post mother squeeze is equal to a thousand pre squeeze
That's the thing, while that may suck that our billions doesn't do shit the fact you'll still be stuck in the thousands at most is all the comfort I need.

>>49516821
> he doesn't know about the upcoming deflation
> he only follows the media like a good goy and prepares for muh 'hyperinflation'

in summary, my captcha confirms I will get double the pussy you will ever get in life

Mark it in your calendars, frens, June 21- 24 you're gonna see some serious shit

>>49516936
>you're gonna see some serious shit
Like what?

Maybe I'm being too autistic, but the language the shills use sounds exactly like the political paid sliders/spammers on /pol/ from the 2016/2020 season. Are hedgies hiring political orgs to spam for them? I say it because Kenny is active in that orbit, and the political orgs he gives money to already have paid influence teams...

>49516821
FUCKING KEKD

https://voca.ro/1io5dorAJ7Ue

>Everything crashing and burning
>GME green
Just as predicted in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

>>49516821
>your shares do the big mother squeeze and a billion post mother squeeze is equal to a thousand pre squeeze
Then we all eat shit together motherfucker.
Because I'll be satisfied fiddling on the deck (in full view of the public at large) knowing full well you're dying slowly in the slave compartments.

>>49517034
>>49517025

>>49516950
Like GME going up 30% in 3 days then back down 15% the next day

>>49516893
I know that. My intention was to make the servitude more medieval. Oh, I also intend to willfully overcook the burgers beyond well done.

What happened, everything was laidback most of the day now it's been shills shitting up the thread left and right. The timing of the shill waves is making less and less sense. Are they anticipating an announcement or something?

>>49517031
>gme green

>>49517094
You should make them the most delicious burgers possible, it'd really drive up the guilt factor.

>>49517111
I know--it's very weird. Why are they freaking out AH on a Friday? Most people can't even sell now even if they wanted to...

>>49517031
Kek baggie how's that red AH treating you??

>>49517111
see
>>49516982
Something is getting closer, they were really mad yesterday.

>>49517082
Oh.
That's cool I guess

>49517165
I know 9 cents seems like a lot to you, but really?

>>49517215

But you're red dumb fuck.
Is red = green? Nope. Sure isn't. Red on the week too. Kek baggies

>>49517131
Oh, I like that idea!

>>49517251
Three IDs now? And you say WE need meds...

>>49516444
>>49516711
>>49517111
>>49517272
FUCKING CHECKED
wagmi

>>49516930
They are moving away from fiat and towards digital currency and using us to do it. We’re just pawns in their plans. I’m just here because I support the elites in reducing the population

>>49517300
Ofc you need meds. But you can't afford them.

kek shillies

>>49517327
Says the third-worlder using three IDs to post about a stock he doesn't own on a Balinese Woodturning forum....

>>49517341
>>49517341
>>49517341
Threaded.

>>49517318
This has always been one really big chess game

I wonder what Bobby Fischer would've thought about this

>49517251
It's grey now that I just checked it.

>49517251
>entire market raining blood
>gme -.33 ah
>n-n-nooooo, y-y-y-your the b-b-b-baggies.
Wow they really are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

>>49517272
Unironically for beef burgers a tablespoon of curry powder into the mix (assuming you're make a mix and not individual patties) is actually delicious.

>>49517455
this is the power of never fucking selling. every hedge fund with a position in gme is even more dedicated to moass now.

>>49517519
This first just seemed like a potentially bullish position like any other. But now 2+ years out this is so much more than I could have ever imagined.

>>49516127
You are learning how to untie a knot. Don't stop trying to learn this skill, it's a very important one to have. If you master it or even come close to mastering it people will hate you for it because all they know is people trying to tie knots and those that would undo the knots seem the same to them. People can't tell the difference. You should still persevere since it's important to get people to wake up. Even if they don't buy GME or even become interested in the company there are so many other areas that need this same kind of attention, that need people to wake up about.