/biz/ - Business & Finance

LESS THEN FIVE MINUTES

I'm bullish on 3x bear etfs

I sold my puts too early and bought oil. Go on without me, the knife was not caught.

That all you got, bobo?

what's he going to say?

>>49510627
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49510280

Should I grab some lottos?

I'M RIDIN' WITH BIDEN

hey somebody explain why raising the interest rates too much will make local level governments unable to service their debt

>>49510665
strongest economic recovery in generations

Haha we in a recession yet?

Bros, is THIS the next AMZN?

Can everyone who is here to pitch an angle on behalf of the elite class please go volunteer in the Ukrainian conflict you totally sincerely care about so much?

>>49510660

>>49510661
at least you had puts

jdimsa

>/smg/ incredibly bullish on oil
>/smg/ incredibly bearish on literally everything else
>after 6 months of selling
Guys you can't be this retarded, right?? Where are the smart /smg/ posters? We're just crabbing around the bottom of the next decade and people here are unironically STILL talking about selling. Fuck man.

>>49510665
I thought the President doesn't control gas prices. People on facebook keep saying that.

>>49510684
>Bro, look at all the jobs no one is filling!
It's hilarisad.

IT'S FUCKING OVER BROS

WE'RE FUCKED

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1535273462486380544

>>49510665
>we added some jobs that we destroyed during the lockdowns

the market only has 25 years to recover before i retire

>>49510665
>weeereee americansssss and americannsss are tough and inflation is dog faced pony soldier to tough americaaannns

>>49510627
Where are all those smug mumus last week pretending it's all good now? A little bear market rally and all of a sudden you aped in.

don't even START talking about capitulation until we are getting multiple circuit breakers

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>>49510688
sorry, they are unto the next le current thing Ukraine is memory holed

Ahem,
Fuck the gays
Fuck the globalhomo
Fuck the antichrist

>>49510665
PEE PEE POO POO

I'm losing a lot of money bros

This is very fucking gay

the "bear market rallies" this year have been pretty pathetic in scale desu

OOOOOO BOBO I LOVE YOU SO
EVERYDAY
I WANNA BE WITH YOU NIGHT AND DAY

>>49510704
I hate this dude like you wouldn't believe.

>>49510698
I'm data harvesting

>>49510665
>Everything is now $1.00

>>49510698
I've been buying gold, and a few large gold miners. Once oil drops, metals are going to skyrocket.

>>49510660
That was just the first half

>>49510727
i wonder if that has anything to do with Russian indexes being up 4% today and the ruble being stronger against the dollar than it was at the beginning of the year.

>>49510737
Cause there’s not been an actual bear market rally yet

>>49510681
People will park more and more money in safer, higher yielding federal debt than competing municipal bonds. Especially as the slowdown hits and city/state revenues/expenses go to shitsville.

Similar to how high yield and corporate debt is tanking.

>>49510698
is it october yet? then no shemitah is not over

>>49510665
poo poo pee pee, poo!

why are you not short treasuries?

>>49510704
just let the nukes fly already

>>49510674
"Strongest economic recovery in American history."
"Well can I see it?"
"No."
I didn't know steamed hams was a transcript of Biden's speech on inflation today.

What if Biden just cracks and starts yelling at us like he did in that COVID conference last year
That'd be pretty kino

>>49510737
I feel like all the funds are bagholding. They can't pump the rallies. Tiger global down 50% as of May drop. They unironically fell for "this time is different".

Ok 395 odte calls and one at the money put. Biden better swing this bitch

>>49510704
Crash incoming

>>49510765
this guy knows

>>49510665
PUTIN PRICE HIKE MUST END

>>49510704
Based Cramer coming to crash the markets

>>49510704
S&P 2000 confirmed

Holy shit, mining indexes up over 3%!

This is the first time since March 2020 that DIS has dipped below $100 (ATH was in the $180s). Before the March 2020 crash, it was last under $100 in 2017.

>>49510665
poopity scoop
scoop diddy whoop
whoopty scoopty poop
poopty scoopty
scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop whoop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop
poop
scoop diddy whoop
whoop diddy scoop
whoop diddy scoop poop

Closed out the last of my TSLA puts. Can't reenter because even those aren't cheap anymore.
Need more fraud pumps from Musk as he gets his boipussi wrecked over the coming year.

GLD & SLV calls

>>49510698
It took two years to hit the bottom in 2001, and the S&P took 11 years to recover.

>>49510772
Because you get double profit on HYG puts from higher interest rates *and* deteriorating fundamentals.

Treasuries are still riding the high of improved tax revenue from 2021 profits/cap gains.

>>49510805
powerful statement by the leader of the free world, gives me chills.

>>49510802
great, I'll short it.

>wah wah soxl wah wah siga wah wah
>meanwhile rdbx does a 5x in less than a month
useless stinky thread

Epic.

I'm sure we'll have some fake and gay pump once poopy pants screams about muh Russia.

>>49510651
What stage are we at

>>49510665
he's going to accidentally say that "we're in a recession right now but it'll get better" and everybody will panic

>>49510816
Just buy the dip

>>49510827
that's what happens when undereducated conservatives no with employment find /biz/

>>49510830

>>49510772

Treasuries have a lot of utility beyond their yield. Similar to how german sovreign debt can trade with negative yields. If you don't understand these mechanisms perfectly you can't short treasuries, it's too dangerous.

>>49510834
2/3rds done with denial going into fear.

>>49510816
the nasdaq was way worse

if you only knew how bad things can get

Ah yes, so this is the power of the Biden economy.

>>49510834
Anxiety turning in to denial.

>>49510830
lul

>>49510665
rolling for says nothing and does a roman salute

>>49510830
SBRCY/LUKOY/OGZPYbros, are we gonna make it?

>>49510850
a man with too much education can be a bad thing past a certain age

>>49510651
WHAT IF IM A BOBO THOUGH?? IM FEELING MAX EUPHORIA RIGHT NOW NGL

>>49510698
we're not even close to the bottom before unemployment goes up

>>49510839
Lmao that will be so him.

>>49510827
Funny because one guy who put all his money into near-dated otm calls in SIGA (or someone pretending to be that guy) said he sold at a loss and put it all into rdbx two days ago.

>>49510863
I'd have to agree with this, too many people were saying we "dodged a bear market" during the last rally as if the process was over.
True fear is only going to hit when we go down another 5 or 7%

>>49510865
Can consumer sentiment hit Biden approval ratings?

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXS SEMICONDUCTOR 3X BEAR LETF

>>49510665
more weapons for the black market I mean ukraine

>>49510906
it was obviously a larp or he'd be here shitting up the thread

WHERE TO WATCH SPEECH AHHHH

Threadly reminder to LOOK AT THIS GRAAAPH.

>>49510918
based buddy poster

My SOFI puts are currently putting me at about even to make up for the money I lost earlier this year on it... Do you think SOFI will go even lower, or should I just close these now?

>>49510937
Whether it was or not, the timing of the call for rdbx is interesting (it's up 50% today).

>>49510911
>True fear is only going to hit when we go down another 5 or 7%
Nah we got further to go. Panic sets In when we are back at pre covid lows. Thays when the comfy buy the dip vanguard cucks start to rope.

>Bought UEC at $3.90, sold for $4.60
>UEC back down to $3.82
Is this the time to buy sirs?

>>49510944
>circles
>arrows
>colors
>lines, both squiggly and straight
Impressive, very nice

>>49510759
>Russian indexes being up 4% today

Oh wow, that's awesome. Let me just take some profits.

Oh no I can't because fucking russian niggers stole my money and now I'm holding worthless bags. Fuck you /smg/

Was hoping for a releaf rally but holyshit this is brutal need more sqqq

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/06/10/statement-by-president-biden-on-consumer-price-index-cpi-in-may/

>>49510944
hmm weird, that graph seems to line up with this graph. Weird coincidence, anyway pay no attention. To the MOON! Bull market will resume any day now!

>>49510942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rRKC6ncSbg

35 mins

>>49510964
alas i thought the gay sex had infested his brain and did not follow into redbox just like i didnt follow into siga

>>49510988
yeah govt still has to buy a ton of uranium and honestly on days like this uranium usually does a -10-15 percent so this is actually pretty good

>>49510955
Close after 345 likely not worth the stress of holding over the weekend unless you have insider info.

>>49511000
>while it's good to see that inflation is peaking
Brandon bros...

>>49511007

>>49511007
dump in 35 mins then

>growth stocks getting pummeled
>dividend stocks falling off a cliff
>crypto a bleeding crab walk
>muh safe bonds are getting fucked over
>yield curve inverting
>my local real estate market is grinding to a halt

WHERE IS THE FED PUT, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>>49510990
>the putin price hike!

>>49511000
>Putin Price Hike

absolute cope

>>49511037
Almost there.

>>49511000
Pay your fair share chuds

>>49511047
WE'RE STICKIN' IT TAH PUTIN, BRUV

>>49510990
you got SANCTIONED.COM bro

>>49510798
Go drink your Metamucil, old man! For real, for real.

>>49510965
Jokes on you I already capitulated and sold off. I am a comfy Vanguard buyer because I already gave up.

enough

>>49511053
TAKE THAT PUTIN!
ONLY FASCISTS ENJOY HOT SHOWERS!

>>49510989
Let's see Paul Allen's graph.

>>49511000
>"Inflation is peaking"
>Inflation is actually still on the rise
I see we're lying about data the same day it comes out now

>>49511066
Bend over

I'm a software developer and I feel the pain of the gas and the grocery store. How are people with lower paying jobs doing? This doesn't seem very sustainable or fair..

Has Brandon rambled on yet, I see markets are going to new lows I can't watch that fucking retard

>>49510627
Infinite everything awaits

>>49510944
tranny colors

You guys do realize you can still buy an immensely undervalued Russian stock ticker:VEON

I am losing money

How are you cutting back /smg/?

>https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1103995329/inflation-americans-spending-consumer-behavior-prices

>>49511000
>"Statement by President Biden"
>First sentence is clearly press intern speak

>>49511042
post volume

>>49511116
drinking less monster energy
setting AC to a higher temp

>>49511090
I'm also a SWE but WFH, couldn't care less lol.

>>49511128
>>49510674

>>49511090
They can buy a Tesla.

>>49511110
Undervalued by what metric?

some of you guys are alright
don't buy this dip

don't go short either
take a break and try to do something nice with your money instead, drink some water, go for a walk, phone your mother

The cucks on cnbc are in denial. We are nowhere close to the bottom.

>>49510850
>undereducated
As opposed to "overeducated" liberals who spent 20 years building a fragile "trust the science" world view by memorizing what know-nothing teachers and professors regurgitated even though nothing you think you "know" lines up with the real world you see with your eyes?

>>49511116
I'm homeless so I don't have to pay rent

>>49511110
Polymetal is better.

>>49511000
>The United States is on track to produce a record amount of oil next year
Lmao 150 this year then.

>>49511116
>"I'm not a mathematician," he says. "I teach science. But I think that's a 33% price increase."

>(Actually, it's even worse. The package is 33% smaller, but the remaining cans are 50% more expensive.)

Holy shit, NPR interviewed one of us?

>>49510781
Lol the Winter of severe illness and death

>>49511148
I'm going to watch today for the first time in like three weeks just to I can oscillate between laughing my ass off and figuring out with southeast asian country I should move to.

>>49511143
> Over the past year in Texas, the average rate increased by 70%, from 10.6 cents to 18.4 cents per kilowatt hour.
kek

>>49510914
The bottoms kinda line up with market bottoms tho

>>49511133
>setting AC to a higher temp
I'd rather die.

>>49511144
800m market cap, 8 billion revenue, 2 billion cash, prior to covid paid a dividend - will presumably reinstate at some point in the future

so when does the retard pump start back to 400

I keep buying Draft Kings, Chewy, and Coinbase even though I'm down like 80% on all of them. These companies have like 0 debt or expenses there's no way they aren't going to be making money hand over fist in a few years right?

>>49511064
>because I already gave up.
Just make sure you don't donate all your gains to lamy.

>>49511147
Fuck you nigger, I'll gamble away my life savings and you can't stop me

>Las Vegas bookies are saying there's now a 98% chance of a recession beginning in the next two months

>>49511192
2035

>>49511186
mine's at 76 degrees right now, ha ha ha...

>>49511150
> even though nothing you think you "know" lines up with the real world you see with your eyes?
you're so very close to self awareness fren, keep questioning everything

>>49511116
Gas, since me and a bunch of others at my workplace just got laid off.

>>49511205
ah just in time for it to be too cold for riots

This is huh, wow

>>49511194
Sure man, stocks always go up

So I got the double-shot 'white chocolate' flavor of this...
It's.... not that good, idk why I bought it

The 10yr had a downtick

>>49511194
You think people will have spare cash for niggerball betting?

Or get food for pets rather than *from* them?

Or that when crypto catches a bid it'll be legal?

Have you thought about what year it is? About where you are at all?

>>49511234
Maybe if it gets bad enough we will get the extra fed bucks on unemployment again

>>49511000
>still saying putin's price hike

>>49511252
goyslop-in-a-can

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QY

>>49511116
Fast food apps, less driving, and shoplifting groceries through the self scanner. Before you call me a thief I'm just inflating the cost of my labor for scanning my own groceries.

the Brandon drilling begins soon. Looking to hit 282 on QQQ, closing below that is optimal.

>>49511205
Yeah, no shit. GDP for Q2 is going to be lower, take a peak at the world around you. Has it changed for the better, in the last 4 months?

>>49511205
>Literally right before election season
Get ready for summer of rage as the FBI/CIA contact as many vulnerable people to try and make them go ape-shit

>>49510665

pee pee poo poo dementia man poopy in his diapers!

>>49511164
>"I'm not a mathematician," he says. "I teach science. But I think that's a 33% price increase."
jfc

>SPY unbreakable support at 390
>most stocks already starting to recover
this is the best bobo can do?

>>49511212
I experimented with no A/C during a period of unemployment in the summer of 2020.
The heat is all-consuming.
You can't sleep.
You can't ignore it.
You can't escape it.
It's all around you.
You cannot focus on anything else but the pain.

>>49511252
>>49511278
make your own coffee with a kalita wave, v60 or chemex

>>49511273
biden is the kind of leader who takes responsibility for his mistakes. He just wants to make sure Putin does as well

>>49511255
possible double top. It goes up a lot from here and it's a whole new world of downwards pain.

>>49511236
Save the drama for your mama.

>>49511278
Idk the other flavors are bretty gud
(except the sugar free one... that literally made me vomit)

>>49511148
>CNBC
>has inflation peaked
>Yeah I think it peaked
>well then it must have peaked if you think so
>Yeah I think so.
>Well where is the bottom.
>I think we are at bottom everyone should buy.
>You think everyone should buy.
>Yeah I think so.
>Do you think the FED is doing the right think.
>No I don't think so I think the FED is a bunch of dummies.
>So you think the FED should just set rates to 0?
>Yeah I think so.
>Well that's what he thinks everyone.

>Now for Bearly Bearington
>SHIT IS FUCKED HOLY SHIT THE RATES NEED TO BE HIGHER OR WE WILL LITERALLY BE UNABLE TO BUY WHEAT!
>But Bull Bullstien said everything is fine. Consoomer will just buy.
>Consoomer has no money Snibs! How can they buy anything buy gas!
>I don't know find some change in the seat cusions.
>Snibs please this is serious.
>I don't like your tone it sounds like you think we should panic but I think you are wrong anyway that is all the time we have for today. Don't worry everyone this time it is different.

I fucking love CNBC it feels like parody but it is real life.

>>49511261
I will never eat my cat no matter how bad things get. The cat eats before I do.

>>49511305
>he doesnt love taking naps in the sauna

Greg can suck my dick, even with a real inflation of like 30% the markets still going 40% down. Thanks Greg you fucking retard

Why do people keep confiding in me when they get sexually assaulted? It has happened several times now. Is it because I'm such a non-threatening virgin? Maybe I should take some kind of course since I still have no idea what to say.

>>49511309
Name one time. I will wait.

>>49511308
I do make my own coffee, but sometimes I just like to try other stuff too

>>49511090
They're not.

>With rampant price inflation eating away at household budgets, U.S. consumers are saving less, using debt to keep their heads above water, and losing confidence in the economy.

https://www.ntd.com/savings-rate-falls-consumer-debt-surges-as-inflation-weighs-on-household-finances_792240.html

SPY go up or down?

>close my NVDA short right before close yesterday
>tfw
I would've profited for once

>>49511327
Zyzz?

>>49511333
Say "Get used to it BITCH!" and then grab their ass.

Biden bros…. at least we know that /ourboy/ is working feverishly through the night to fix this

>>49511305
Shit I did that too because I was cheap, and I live in Florida. Sure my electricity bill was like $50 at the end of the month but it wasn't fucking worth it.

>>49511297

KEK you don't really understand that the last one was purely a glow op.

>>49511333
checked

>>49511263
Maybe. Feels weird becoming part of a statistic now. Since it wasn't performance issues, I qualify for unemployment benefits but it's just a little over half of what I used to make.

>>49511314
That's interesting. About 3.15% may be too attractive a yield to pass up.

>>49511343
when he blamed the price hike on putin. Did you not read the article?'

>>49511333
you're supposed to be taking notes so you can lose your virginity the way god intended dumbass. The universe is trying to help you

>>49511351
what does the chart tell you

>>49511333
They're trying to make you jealous.

"I got sexually assaulted" in roastie speak means "look at how high value and desired I am".

>>49511351
Um......ew.

>>49511315
no

>>49511333

You're autistic and don't act like a man so they think you're a fag. Welcome to the hell where no one ever takes you seriously but chimps out if you ever try to assert yourself.

>>49511351
disgusting

>>49511366
Same, ac goes out in the summer and I have to sleep in my car with the ac on because it's so fucking miserable. Not even SEX is palatable.

>>49511198
My donations to Lamy are for my own personal health and wellness.

>>49511375
I’m on a contract and extremely worried there will be no job waiting for me when it ends :)

>>49511333
>Get turned down by chad after a quick fuck with him
>Feel bad
>Get pity points from this anon
>Regain confidence to go out and get fucked again
>Repeat

+59,06% on the day and +128,75% for the past week. Doing good but still not feeling good.
The dam is breaking.

Those comparing it to 2008 is wrong. This is much larger. Stay safe and don't buy any dips unless you know what you're doing.

>>49511395
>>49511386
>>49511006
>>49510944
>ONLY DOWN
fuck video game pawn shop

>>49511317
'sugar-free' usually means they put some bullshit fake sugar in there. Most variants cause bowel irritation in about 20-30% of people, the rest gives you cancer.

>>49511037
>value stocks down
>Berkshire down 18% from ath

wtf happened here?

>>49511147
>Buy SQQQ
got it

>>49511323
Talk is cheap, compadre.

>>49511305
I have literally never had AC and it's 40C in summer here.

>>49511428
At least I have more time to get /fit/ now. Still kind of in shock since it's only been 2 hours ago. Little lost right now.

>>49511428
>tfw defense contractor so more war and more cybersecurity breaches are bullish for me
>tfw my companies have less incentive to decrease headcount because they make money by putting more warm bodies on contracts to increase billable hours

>>49511458
Which middle eastern country do you live in

>>49511458
Dumb euro look up humidity

>>49511454
Most of my family is from China so...........................

>>49511454
Why is rabbit on the left of horse anyway?

>>49511116
No more brick link orders and wearing clothes longer before washing.

Already at -7.83%, surely this is only temporary... right?

>>49511502
This is why the Chinese century is inevitable.

>>49511505
Pet rabbits are cheaper so they're more common than horses? Idk, both are ok meat.

>>49511116
only buying the potato chips that are on sale

when biden speak

>>49511494
82% average humidity during the day, 53% average during the night. Official stats.

>>49511524
After nappy

>>49511528
answer me paki

>>49511437
>they put some bullshit fake sugar in
Oh, I know. I wasn't paying attention and picked it up by accident. I don't know what fake sweetener they use in it... but the taste lingered in my mouth for a whole day.

>>49511090
Fuck them. It’s what they voted for. Hopefully they learned a lesson.

All things are bad, bad, bad
It's about to get sad
and don't be glad, glad, glad
we should be mad
we are going down, down, down
we all gonna drown
we all gonna be poor, poor, poor
but wait, here is some more
we going into debt, debt, debt
get ready, because
it all will get worse, worse, worse
guess, we are all cursed
we are all broke, broke, broke
and it is such a joke
cause there is no hope, hope, hope
and no one can cope
we are all doomed, doomed, doomed
nothing has improved
don't even try
just give up and cry!

>>49511505
rabbits are actually tasty and really easy to skin and eat. Why is the left line nothing but cats and dogs? What about my pet iguana??

>>49511487
>tfw Leidos is losing money on our contract and are going to cut off all of the corporate internet points as a means to save money
I fucking hate Leidos you tight fags

>>49511164
>>49511302
Trust the science, chud.

>>49511524
They should just skip the horrific rambling and send out the speech written by the aides nobody needs to waste their time watching king boomer

>>49511522
I mean rabbit meat is a very common fare in western europe, but horse sure as hell isn't. Hell, even bull is more common than horse and that's a local specialty kind of thing. I've never had horse willingly but it's likely pretty good, it's described as being like beef but a little sweeter.

>>49511485
Well best to start job hunting now. Both to keep your mind on progress/something positive and to land something new before rate hikes shut down the bazillion openings out there.

>>49511558
>boomers
>read
haha

Woke up to a net $1k gain in my puts! :^)

got a real bad case of the liquid shits today

>>49511551
Lol I used to work for Leidos
Remember this?

>>49511528
And your country is?

>>49511548
Snakes and iguanas make good foods in case of no better option, far more common than regular household pets.

pretty boring afternoon

FUCK this gay market

>>49511592
>Snakes and iguanas make good foods in case of no better option
Fuck you for destroying my AMZN calls, Jeff.

>>49511571
Was already applying since 3 months ago.

Money market is spicy while you wait for the crash.

>>49511592
Guinea pigs are easy to farm and pretty tasty.

>>49511393
>biden is the kind of leader who takes responsibility for his mistakes
This is what I was referring too. When did he ever say something was his fault?

>>49511579
You got the moneypox. RIP.

>>49511636
If you live in fucking Peru. I've only had guinea pig in peru and it's something I wouldn't try again. It's not offensively bad but it's a tier above eating literal shit.

>>49511564

I've had horse meat a few times because romanian gypsies were selling horse meat labelled as beef.

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING FED

>>49511588
This one

>>49511116
I need to buy new tires, but that shit is a grand... So I've just been avoiding driving as much as possible. Swapped insurance to pay-per-mile and save ~$50 a month, canceled amazon prime, and now only buy off-brand protein from discount shops (poor boy supps and supplement hunt)
I'm concerned about how sustainable this is I don't know how much more I can cut back.

>>49510830
Imagine if they actually let us buy Rubles

>>49511639
well if he had ever once made a mistake in his life he would totally own up to it. That's why he expects putin to do the same and wants everyone to know that putin is responsible for this mess

>>49511564
Yeah I only had it once but it's definitely rare: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat#Europe

...for now

>>49511619
Good on ya, lad.

>>49511659
I probably had some too because the big-chain grocery stores were pulling the same thing here.

>>49511624
75 basis point hike possible next week would make for a great short to 360

I hope jpow hikes the absolute fuck outta these rates

>>49511252

I really like the Starbucks Nitro cans (vanilla one)

>>49511669
good idea, I should cancel amazon prime too

>>49511669
Shave and shower with your own urine, saves water.

>>49511116
Thank god I don’t pay for gas, otherwise I’d be fucked. My free gas should last me until December assuming things don’t get too out of control, then I can reload it

>>49511669
i need to buy new tires too but instead of that i've just been enjoying fishtailing everywhere and drifting sideways into my driveway

>>49511665
This is ridiculous, you want a trophy or something for being able to withstand high temperatures with no ac? What?

>>49511703
>>49511712
That'd crater things so fast we could expect QE in the fall.

B-bobros...now the dollar just had a downtick

>>49511669
>>49511729
I literally just replaced all 4 tires on my car last week (they lasted me 7 years)

WHY IS SOXL PUMPING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49511544
>election was a fraud
>but also they voted for Biden

>>49511739
No, I want pussies who can't live without good goy consooomer products like AC to stop wasting everyone else's oxygen.

spy $395 eod
nothing is impossible in clown market

>>49511721
I cancelled few years ago soon as it went over 100$ fuck that. Now if I need something from Amazon I just spend 50$ so shipping is free anyways. I can wait 4 days instead of 2 anyways. Fucking dumb

>>49511714
Those are good, but I fucked up when I first got one. I saw the can say "Shake", so I shook it, and the motherfucker sprayed all over my kitchen

I looked again, and it said "Shake once"

David Starbuck is a fucking asshole

They're starting to buy up the market

>112°F today
Unfortunately, Big Air Conditioning always gets my money.

>>49511743
How would they be able to push QE again? This is an argument I keep hearing like it's supposed to make sense. People are way to comfy believing that this country gives a shit about anything other than the elites and the elites have already cashed out. They aren't going to do QE with a balance sheet over 8 trillion or 7 trillion or even 6 trillion. QE won't happen until 2030 and that you cna take to the bank

its a bulltrap
>>49511777
>>49511750

>>49511743
That's what I'm talking about knock this bad boy into the dirt so that the fed can start cutting rates and QE again in 23

>>49511750
wtf are you talking about, it's been there for the past two hours

>>49511755
I mean, it's called a margin of fraud. Varies by country, state, and district but you can only forge so many votes before it's obvious to everyone what's going on. 40% legitimate NPCs + 11% fraud = You're winner.

>>49511782
Have you considered investing in HDSN?

>>49511759
OK so you're some kind of activist or something? You think everyone should be like you? Everyone is a pussy then? Should we all live in caves also and eat berries and nuts from the woods? Is that what you want does that sound like an appealing lifestyle?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL EARNING MINIMUM WAGE

>>49511750
because I sold for 26% loss

>>49511777
they don't hold shorts for long. they take their profits really fast actually. most likely they are re entering shorts

>>49511659
Why do people get so butt hurt over horse meat anyway?

>>49511782
I feel ya, supposed to get to 105 today

>>49511817
women aren't people

>>49511564
In Switzerland you can buy horse meat in every supermarket even Aldi's

>>49510651
This chart is telling me to sell the top and buy the bottom

>>49511784
>How would they be able to push QE again?
Midterms within a few months and unemployment shooting up past 5% (Boomers with wiped pensions and poorfags sans-stimulus will be rushing back into the labor pool)

No QE is bullish for the markets.

>>49511544
But most of the pain we're feeling is due to the infinite money printing that happened during trump's term

>>49511833
is that to appease all the brownskins

>russia cuts rates
>at the same time, rate hikes are expected to be higher than expected in america

cohencidence? i think not!

>>49511751
I swear last time I got tires it was like $450 for all 4 + install, now its around $1k. Thankfully one of my tires is still in good condition (needed to get it replaced separately as I drove over a nail) So at least I will get a spare out of it... But fuck, I just got my car serviced which ran me $600 too.
At least I set up a home gym at the start of the lockdowns so I'm saving on gym memberships and gas costs of driving to the gym.

LLLLLLEEEETS GET RRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUMBLE

Time to bring back my NEET lifestyle of absolutely no spending money whatsoever just like I had after graduating into the Great Recession and living with mom & dad with no car.

>>49511851
Anon, the money printer has been on since 2008.

>>49511842
Midterms are done. The outcomes are already clear and 35+ democrats not seeking reelection should've already spelled this out. Dems are finished senate and house go red and likely bidne gets impeached. After his impeachment a depression hits and then war in 2024 as China makes the move to take Taiwan. A new party or person comes to the foreground and is deemed the savior candidate for a new party or something and voila we have a wartime president and a possible chance to bring America back.

Why doesn't Joe Biden use Science to stop the inflation?

>>49511851
I would be a lot more inclined to blame Trump if Biden didn't spend 2021 taking credit for the economy while pretending he was "creating jobs."

My SOXL calls just turned green :)

>>49511890
>a possible chance to bring America back.
Oh, honey...

sunflower seeds for dinner again...

>>49510729
>Fuck the gays
>Fuck the globalhomo
>Fuck the antichrist
What did the antichrist ever do to you?

>>49511902
you bastard you take that back!

>>49511837
T U M M Y
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>every bearish signal on the futures indices is immediately reversed in one candle
Are bulls retarded or what?

>>49511890
why would a republican congress put Kamala Harris into office?

>>49511902
What program are you using to time the bottoms? My shit is all screwed up

>>49511911
They're schizo, anon.

>>49511927
To further crush the dems. She's that bad. fr fr

>>49511893
they used up all the science trying to change the weather and end all forms of illness

sirs...
candle is gone low
when does it the needful
good morning

>>49511927
Easier 2024 competition.

>>49511858
MY Russian stooge nigga their rates were at 20%, that's Volcker level

>none of the npcs at work are talking about inflation but they jumped all over ukraine like 3 months ago

>>49511927
More reason to blame them for when war hits and easier to allow for China to make the move since technically no one is running America at the time. Right now the belief is Biden is but we all know that's false. When kamala is the interim pres after his impeachment (or hopefully death) it'll be even easier for them to move forward

>>49511911
the antichrist bullied me in elementary

>>49511935
...what? I just bought some this morning because it looked like a good time. I have no idea wtf I'm doing

We'll bottom out in late 2023 and HUGELY pump into the 2024 halving

>>49511806

>>49511911
He tried to save the world.

>>49511969
Luxury beliefs. Similar to >>49511454

>>49511969
Did you expect them to understand basic economics?

>>49511969
>Americans are dumb as fuck
There's a reason you have kids going around shooting fucking schools and hospitals and not the fucking Eccles building because they are that dumb.

my SOXL call gamble is paying off, 250% gains in one morning

loving this market

ITS STARTING NOW!!!!

Biden Speech has started:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rRKC6ncSbg

what the fuck is biden saying

Bake faggot

GAY SEX!!!

>>49512011
>not the fucking Eccles building
And here I thought "fighting the Fed" was a metaphor.

>tfw all my gains are gone
>tfw I'm financially ruined

>>49511995
Then go and do it ain't no one stopping you. But my advice when you get dysentery is to buckle down and try to avoid leaves that look weird when wiping your ass

>>49512029
i can't believe this guy is president

sign language chick looks like a bald guy at the right angle

Oh n-

>>49511454
Horses and rabbits are just normal every day food, it just doesn't make sense economically in most of the world. In some places people can't get enough of them and it's fine

>>49511669
Try a junk yard. You can usually find some good premium tires for less money.

I'm ready for that Biden PUMP, sisters!

>>49512039
I mean it makes more sense then shooting a school. Why do these faggots never target the ones actually in charge?
The answer is obvious.

>>49512029
god that sign lady is back

>>49512029
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

The meltup is here. Inflation has peaked.

FRESH
>>49512084
>>49512084
>>49512084

can someone explain what is wrong with closed captioning

>>49512069
you remember the guy who tried to shoot up a synogogue and got stopped by a wooden door?
that's why lol silly goyim

>>49511806
>Should we all live in caves also and eat berries and nuts from the woods? Is that what you want does that sound like an appealing lifestyle?
See >>49511995

>>49512099
boomers arent giving up their jobs no matter how good tech is at replacing them

>>49512029
Here we go...

>>49512022
>>49512029
Oh boy, my bear etf is going to go up!

Yang ETF china bear 3x good idea?

also wtf can biden please stfu?

>>49511907
Of any major country, America stands the best chance at a comeback.

>>49512257
Can't argue with that.

>>49511318
>I fucking love CNBC it feels like parody but it is real life.
You're watching mockingbird propaganda

>>49511502
Do you think torturing animals makes meat taste better?

if you get sent to prison, what happens to your stocks?

>>49512478
>if you get sent to prison, what happens to your stocks?
ask shkreli

>>49512079
Why all the stupid facial expressions? Are deaf people really like this?