/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P more like poop and pee.

Why am I loosing a lot of money right now?

I blame niggers

>He still thinks the markets are going to go up. Ever.

kek spyggots, gme will rise again

Nice market, Jack.

>>49506450
liberals, jews, and women

GOOG 2155 puts fellers, its the glowie stocks turn to heem

>>49506450
A normal market correction, we will be going up again in a month or so.

Bobo wins.

>>49506425
>How do I buy VIX?
You got a warehouse? Don't ask unless you can take physical delivery.

Good morning! Let's see how my stocks are doin-HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I BOUGHT THE DIP AND THE DIP WON

>>49506411
Pls sirs, give me the yt link to the BUDDY clip

I'm surprised volume is still so low. I kind of thought it would return to normal today, but I guess smart money is still staying out until Printer Powell talks next week?

Like why is the market selling off? Didn't the stupid market already price in the inflation? How fucking retarded can this market be?

>>49506473
expiry?

>>49506468

>>49506475
If you are going to keep posting this same image from that artist at least post his foot stuff too

CAM ONNN FUCKERS DOOOMPPPPPPP

>>49506476
Isn't this because Biden Increased ethanol content % in gas?

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?t=59

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ?t=38

LAWD JESUS GET THE WATA

S&P more like poo & pee brother

Is it truly over?

>Fed meeting and OPEX next week

>>49506490
>he doesn't know about the splivvy killshot

>>49506498
Why would Joe do this to us?

bear bros, what do I do?

>>49506517

it's unironically over

>>49506517
No, it's only beginning.

>>49506450
>>49506456

>>49506529
That retard can barely put together a sentence, he's a non offensive puppet

Does anyone know about the stock JXN. Why is the P/E so low?

I just keep getting drained and drained some more.

consumer sentiment is as low as before the great financial recession, uhh bros.... is it happening???

>>49506490

Because they said inflation was under control and now that it's clearly not it was not "priced in."

>>49506546
I know. I'm shitposting.

>>49506490
They priced in the projected inflation, which was already projected to be high. How fucking difficult is it? The market prices in PROJECTIONS. Holy shit mumus are fucking retarded.

>tfw sold my SPY puts to early again

What the fuck was I thinking

CAM ON NIGGERS WHY AREN'T WE DOOMPING, WHERE IS THE DOOMP?????

>>49506572

No mean tweets though

T R A N S I T O R Y

My 0dte puts are now 7x

>CPI bonkers
>stonks made worthless
>gold does nothing
Lol why tf am I holding this, again?

>>49506574
Anon who take prominent tripfags seriously are more retarded.

Ho we feeling SIGGAS

>>49506554
I buy this shit when its in the low twenties

>>49506599
>>49506593

I'm getting fucking destroyed over here.

DO NOT REDEEM BASTARDSSSSSSSSSSS

ABANDON YOUR CALLS

SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>49506608
They smack it down right before any big news, they asin qui

yeah I sold my puts too vix is not even pumping over 30. the schizo market will be green eod

>>49506517
No. Buy the dip cucks are still bullish. We got a long ways to go until redditors are jumping off buildings.

My tech stocks are outperforming the wider tech market, while my tech inverse etfs are doing as they should be. Granted, I should have probably gone in harder on the etfs and dumped all my tech stocks 2 weeks ago but I guess it doesn't matter. It's funny though.

>>49506568
While that’s not good, consumers not involved in the market or white collar work feel the pain of inflation more than they did the meltdown that went on in 2008. Biden and the Democrats are completely and utterly fucked in November, but overall this won’t be as bad as 2008

load calls when?

I think they're going to rip the market back up at some point today

Shame

Had an okay week. Feeling good about some uranium miners long-term.

>only love is with us now
>something warm and puuuure
>violence breeds within our hearts
>no need for a cure

I have never been more tempted to sell than at this moment

>>49506665
-SPY220613C400 under .70 right now

>>49506608
Because CPI is nonsense (which is what /smg/ says every other time except this one for some reason??) and the Fed is absolutely 100% going to reverse course at some point, leaving bears completely ass blasted.

Do you idiots really truly honestly believe that the Fed and Big Money would telegraph a huge recession to retail traders months ahead of time?? Do you really think they would let retail get the edge? There have been stupidly green candles throughout all of this red, which has been Big Money loading up on the cheap shares they themselves create

JUST. FUCK. MY. SHIT. UP!!!!!!!!!!

To those who didn't exit their positions prior to the Ukraine invasion, what was your rationale? Are you going to capitulate now?

Of course value chads and oil barons are exempt from this question.

>>49506554

>ARKK bagholding innovative tech

>>49506624
JPOWWWWW!

hello niggerss please do not redeem i am trying to make 6k by today!

Remember that most retail traders started shortly after the lows in March 2020. We are going to drop until atleast the COVID lows to liquidate retail before any hope of recovery. This means that we are looking at SPY hitting 230 as the bottom.

Be as greedy to the downside as you were to the upside and you’ll be fine!

Fren Pride month

>>49506613
Sounds like AIDS 2.0 is underway

I sold my puts too early this morning, I keep expecting some bounce up

On a side note, do wildcard characters not work on 4chan native filters?

>>49506685
Lowering interest rates is not going to save you.

>>49506490
I still think we end today flat.

What we're seeing right now is another wave of capitulation off the peak of the recent bear market rally. Has nothing to do with the CPI reading, which is backwards looking data that was already mostly known. The market pressure was simply pointing downwards, and so it happened.
As this washout settles, we'll start to grind back higher.

>>49506709

siga niga

>SPY down 8% over the last year
Damn

digits and I yolo into 6/13 $400 spy calls

Why is volume so low? Major economic data dropped; it shouldn't be a crab day

When do I buy SOXL?

>>49506683
Thanks, just yolo'ed $73 at it.

Quit selling!!!

tick tock oil barons

better take your profits while you still can

>>49506734
We are nearing the end of the bear market

>>49506737
I say this as a soxl holder. please don't stay the fuck away

WHAT THE FUCK

DID I SAY

ABOUT THE "MASSIVE RUG PULL"?!?!?!?

WE STARTED YESTERDAY

WE DONT STOP TODAY

COME ON INTEL, LET'S DROP DOWN TO 38

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS REDEEMING>?????

Were people being serious when they thought inflation had already peaked? They actually thought a 0.75 interest rate would slow down 15+% real inflation? We’re in Volckers territory and it’s time to admit that we need to start hiking by 1-2 bps monthly.

>>49506685
>big money controls all the stonks and money
>big money is manipulating us
>so they can steal our stonks and money
>of which we have very little
>because they have all of it
ogey

Could be a circuit breakers type close?

>>49506721
Interest rates and debt literally do not matter if your currency is the global reserve currency and you make the rules. In fact, the Fed is probably going to let inflation run pretty wild because that allows them to inflate away US debt.

>>49506685
>Fed is absolutely 100% going to reverse course at some point
Recessions and deflation are survivable even though it makes the (((((((((((elite)))))))) seethe.
Hyperinflationary collapse isn't survivable. No the USD isn't immune due to being the world reserve currency, that just means if it gaan then everything else is fucked with it.

>>49506760
STOP REDEMING YOU BASTARD BITCH

I want to hold some cutting-edge aero stocks because planes are cool but all the innovative companies I find are owned by private vcs. Anyone got any tips?

>>49506734
the market is future discounting machine. end of last year market discounted that the moonshot never ends.

now all the bullshit thats happening the market discounts all is shit for the forseeable future. it will adjust when there is reason

>>49506572
Jesus Christ, how could Americans vote sleepy joe in?

WTF WHO IS REDEEMING?

If 3860 breaks it's legitimately over.

>>49506777
Are you saying kings who had everything haven't been claiming whatever wasn't theirs since the beginning of time?

>>49506802
because the alternative was just as bad

imagine having to pick between two literal boomers to lead your country

>>49506688
It was the only time in an eternity my mining positions were up, which is the majority of my poortfolio. I'm not selling because the western world will inevitably have to come to terms with either no EV's, no photovoltaics, no guided missles, nothing they have come to need and expect in life or significant increases in commodity prices so as to encourage production.

>>49506802
we didn't
shaniqua "counting" votes in atlanta did it

>>49506802
We did it for the bantz.

>>49506737
You should have been buying throughout the last ~8 weeks but start now

>>49506756
How much are you holding? I've got 340 at 40.56 and I need some hopium

Hi this is John from IRS, PLS DOOO NOOOOTT FUCKING REDEEM

when do finance people start their holidays?

>>49506802
we didn't. I am full on the election fraud bandwagon

>>49506802
Anybody who still thinks it was a legitimate election are terribly under/mis informed

>>49506816
Why?

>>49506794
Lookup the VCs on AngelList and invest through there?

>>49506802
We didn't. It was close but voter fraud in black cities like Milwaukee and Philadelphia tipped the scales.

>>49506790
We’re not the reserve currency anymore you faggot it’s FUCKING COLLAPSING, we bisected global trade and cut out all the countries that rely on Russian exports from the dollar system you fucking mongloid

>>49506802
We didn't.

>>49506834
500 at $30 lmao

>>49506802
we didnt

it was a fraudulent election with fake "mail in" ballots directed with pinpoint accuracy at specific city districts to flip the entire state

>>49506439
Shit & Piss 500

>>49506802
we didn't

>>49506819
No, I'm merely saying big money doesn't give a single fuck about retail traders one way or the other. THey are not safeguarding anything from us because they are not vulnerable to us. They'll tell us if a recession is coming, they don't give a shit. There's nothing we can do to thwart whatever plan they have.

here comes the rally

>>49506802
I sure as fuck didn't and anyone who did needs the fucking firing squad

>>49506823
>because the alternative was just as bad
Not if you’re a straight white male with disposable income.

>>49506846
There is no more supports at that point beyond the trend line which is way, way, waaaaay below that.

>all of /biz/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAing
Time to buy

>>49506857
then why is the dollar so ungodly strong recently?

>>49506737
I bought some calls 10 min ago and I'm already up 2%
Do not follow my lead though, I'm a moron

>>49506802
They didn't

>>49506479
O hey, I was just like you like six months ago, good times, eh?

>>49506883
again, I'd rather vote for someone that could reliably wipe his own ass without needing a nurse to do it

>>49506608
>>gold does nothing
it does a lot when you know when to call/short
Miners are useless if they are tied to the rest of the market, physical is held for a SHTF moment

>>49506889
That's how bad everyone else is. We're just the least shit.

>>49506802

We didn't

>>49506875
They give a fuck about us because they milk us. You're right they're not vulnerable to us because every time they slip the rules change

>>49506819
Correct, they really haven't. This is brainwashing propaganda the elites have been dishing out on the plebs like you since forever so you will be grateful for the evil they perform on the daily. Read actual history books.

>>49506790
They may but it will be at the expense of the proles who, when starving, have a tendency to burn things and kill people. Reserve currency status is not eternal and will be lost like every other reserve currency before it.

kek

check the volume (on DRIP)

>>49506889
Because other currencies are collapsing faster. The Yen is eating shit from BOJ yield curve control and the Euro is eating shit from those idiots not having any natural resources then flipping off their supplier.

>>49506889
Because we’re not exporting dollars to other countries, we stopped liquidity supply lines, they have corporations with USD denominated debts and no USD denominated assets, they are being squeezed out and defaulting

CAMMM ON DOOMP NIGGERSSSS

>>49506921
>Read actual history books.
Name 3

>>49506926

>>49506802
They didn't. Every other state has had a fraud hearing and confirmed there was fraud, with video evidence and everything.

>>49506889
Lol, LMAO.

Biden's America

Pic related is literally me today.

Months of falling and not a single circuit break. Boring

>>49506842
Next week in the US, now their kids are off school.

when does poopy brandon speak?

>DocuSign
Can someone please post a really red Wojak to convey bag holders' feelings? Thanks

...and here comes the pump.

>>49506907
So your vote Trump then? I don’t think Biden can reliably form a coherent thought.

No but holy shit that rise in DXY is relentless.

>>49506931
>we’re not exporting dollars to other countries
LOL what the fuck do you think the $100 billion+ to Ukraine has been you mongoloid?

>>49506967
It's a soft landing for a reason

>>49506970
here you go bro

Thanks alot joe brandon!

yolod $700 at 6/13 spy $400 calls

>>49506980
I don't vote for boomers, simple as.

>>49506970
why the fuck would anyone invest in that shit.
i remember using it to sign rent documents.
your "signature" is some preselected fake signature.
like, what the fuck is this shit.

>>49506790
>if your currency is the global reserve currency
Not to much longer, the world is tired of absorbing American inflation. Everyone is dumping dollars. Your shitty government abused their status too much.

so where is the bottom for SPY?

WHY ARE THEY REEDEMKING

>>49506945
not that anon but I liked this one. also Lost to the West, Conqueror's, and any other book about new world exploration or the eastern roman empire

>>49506670
Gay German
lok

>>49506572
I like how he looks at the stairs as if they must be faulty.

I'm up 70k on puts

this is the best year ever

>>49506967
I don't think we even hit circuit breakers in 2008, did we? Same as 2000, we're looking at a long slow bleed.

Like a stuck pig.

>>49506970
Per crypto researchers, the next step after pink is black.

>>49506985
Not sure what's so good about dumping for a really long time

>>49506970

>>49506670
I expect 95% of German army to have the pox within 2 weeks desu

>>49506985
>soft landing

>>49506984
Not enough in the face of DBG Italy and Greece skyrocketing because of rate hikes you fucking mong, we’re talking trillions in bond value losses so far with more to come not a paltry 100 billion you fucking anus face

>>49507009
bitches love Durants

>>49506608
>Gold does nothing
>Everything else shits the bed

What's the problem exactly?

>>49506965
isnt that usually quiet market sign? are algos trying to handle things instead?

>>49506476
I am interested+I have a warehouse and some space left. What do I have to do?

>>49507024
>I don't think we even hit circuit breakers in 2008
I know for a fact that I have witnessed circuit breakers live before 2020, must've been 2015? Maybe I'm delusional

I expect it to crab for the rest of the day at this level and a retarded monday pump to 1/4 or 1/2 of the dump then back down we go.

>>49507040
>>49507027
believe it or not, this is the soft landing thats been spread out since last november. It's better to spread out than to dump the entire thing in 1-2 trading days

what the fuck is going on

>>49507042
thanks will check out. how many have you read?

>>49506802
Through the most secure election in our nation's history

>>49507079
The End.

>>49506694
Interesting theory

>>49507079
gee anon I don't know, it's as if a vital piece of information was released today

>>49506998
you probably know this but you can buy SPX options instead, its SPYx10 so you pay less fees

>>49507083
>read

>>49506945
Medieval Europe, Chris Wickham, Yale University Press
Introduction to Medieval Europe 300–1500, Wim Blockmans and Peter Hoppenbrouwers
New Cambridge Medieval History (collection of 7 books).
Also I only put here 3 recommendations for the medieval europe because this is about all anyone in the US is taught about the time before the modern era beside footnotes on the existence of ancient rome and greece, so it's the most used as part of the elites' brainwashing program.

>>49506608
Right now gold is flat on the day, but that's with an almost 2% pop in the dollar and a big spike in yields. It might not be exploding higher yet, but that's extremely resilient price action.

Worst consumer confidence in HISTORY

LGB

>>49507004
321.47

Sold SQQQ at $56, made a noice 10% gain
Will buy back in when retarded mumus pump later today/early next week heading into FOMC.

>>49507061
Well next up, have deep pockets, because the insurance will kill you. Not to mention labor costs to hire qualified employees to handle it. The stuff's extremely volatile.

>>49507070
Ah looks like there was a halt in 2015 but for technical reasons. One in Dec 2008 as well too: https://www.thestreet.com/markets/history-of-notable-market-halts

Market crash coming in nicely toobz, TWU! But it doesn't matter how much money you have, just put on some tactical soap. the of age, cis gendered, consenting, alive females will come crawling!

SIGA is green

>>49506998
Probably not a bad move, you can't go wrong betting on retardation in this market.

Relax guys. Joe Biden says the economy is stronger than ever.

My entire portfolio is TQQQ. I'm fucked.

you can call me a NEGGer because I just keep on buying it

>>49507120
You forgot T.

>>49507009
>read actual history books
>posts some shit you see middle-aged midwits buy in airport bookshops

>Market dumps
>Suddenly news about international travel restrictions being lifted hits
>Marked goes up a little
Can we kill anyone that says Governments can't affect the markets?

Aaaaaaaaaannnnnddd we're back.

>>49507137
safe haven asset

>>49507115
Bought the first two and the first of the collection, cheers

>>49507159
the average american male is forgetting T

>>49507152
Maybe you should've bought 50% SQQQ to balance your portfolio

The whole reason it's crabbing now instead of dipping further is euro markets are closing.

Dumb fuck chinks will probably OOOOOOO BUYYU DE DIPERRU!!1! and pump it back up.

trust the plan

OH GOD MUMU ARE YOU OKAY??

>>49507177
I almost forgot to take my korean red gengsing and deer antler velvet. can't trade on low T

Time to buy back in?????!!?!?
Or wait till late when panic sellers get their lunch break?

>>49507045
I don't think you'll see much, if any, difference these days.

SHhhh mumu. Just sell. You can buy back in lower.

What's this ban thing?

>>49507184

dude. listen to me. nothing matters except US markets. NOTHING. YOU HEAR ME!?!

>>49507188
>Practicing VOOdoo

>>49507198
based

>>49507165
Tbf airplanes are the ideal place to read midwit materials.

>>49506970
How does a company that let's you click a button on a PDF have over $2 billion in revenue?

>>49507165
post some fucking books faggot and quit being a little bitch most people don't even know what a book is these days

>>49507212
I know this may come as a shock to you, but euros and chinks are capable of trading US markets.

>>49506572

STOP THE REDEEM
BLOODY BENCHODE BASTERDS
DO NOT DO THE REDEEM

>>49507198
Just put on some tactical soap, you'll smell like a high test alpha male, Ruhruhruh

>>49507220
Yeah, fair enough. Airports and flights are basically the only time I read spy novels.

>>49507235
4u

>>49507102
thanks for that fren, no i didn't know that
doesn't look as liquid as spy options

>the us president to speak soon, a low impact event

LMAO

>>49507226
instant gratification

because instead of waiting to sign off on that 500k 5.9% APR home loan, now you can incur that debt instantaneously

surely the fed meeting will create another bear market rally right? haha....

>>49507205
Biden is about 3 months from having the SEC ban stock sales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3AT5FLttyo
Comrade dyatlov.. Comrade dyatlov..

>>49507037
>uh oh, ujies, we can't help you with supplies and stuff our military got gay monkey virus, good luck out there!

>>49507234
>euros and chinks

>>49507266
everything about Joseph Robinette Biden is low impact

Say your prayers, mumu! This ain't gonna be a pretty month.

>>49507266
I mean, we aren't hearing from his deepstate handlers so who gives a fuck

Talk about gay sex and SIGA

>>49507142
I think i'll exit at $100 profit unless the market wants to go full retard today and pump back up

>>49507279
Do not underestimate dumb money.

I have $100k in cash and only use $10k to do my little intra-day/short-term trades on TQQQ/SQQQ
Should I grow balls or keep taking little nips and keep 90% of my dry powder uninvested?

>>49507188
This is only good if your ok with winding up with a shitton of cash when its not a turbo bobo coom crash. And you shouldnt be ok with that except in certain life situations.

>>49507269
Why isn't there a competing service that will let you click a button on a PDF for cheaper until they both go down to $0?

>>49507266
>W-we can't do anything, the Fed has to help!

There's a reason Truman had that "The buck stops here" plaque on his desk.

>>49507202
ok. i was just thinking if the algos retardation was an exploitable

>>49507266
low energy sleepy joe

If you want a safe haven, why not Baidu or Alibaba? They are audited by the big firms to international standards, and Xi also cratered their prices so there's not much left to fall.
I got BABA around 85, so it could theoretically go there in the short term, but that's nothing compared to how far down some US stocks have to come.
If the market in general recovers, you will ride that wave as well, however you're not exposed to much downside from the US economic woes.

>>49507299
yeah i know, time in the market. but i also have to sleep at night

>>49507303
not enough pajeet startups

truth be told I actually don't know of any competitors. that's a great question.

>>49507230
General histories are pop histories. More like mood poems with a historical flavour. If you want to carry around some dickwad's simplified theory of everything in your head, read a book like Silk Road. If you want to learn deeply and meaningfully about something: find a specific topic you're interested in and read an expert. I just finished Schlesinger Jnr's 'The Age of Jackson'. Highly recommend it if you're interested in how big money + power interact.

Is anyone looking to adopt a wolf puppy of Wall Street? I don't bark.

I can again travel to the america again
here I come yankee scum

>>49507263
the spread for 3800-4000 is 0.20-0.50, generally better to pay that once than pay 0.08 of spy ten times

>>49507303
I think lawyers or some shit have given DocuSign a giant moated monopoly. The competition was fax machines IIRC.

>>49507294
My brother in Christ, you are inherently taking risk by trading stocks, why are you not using your full potential?

I'm not telling you YOLO your 100k in, but some niggers here dream of having 6 figures to throw around.

>>49507306
That cocksucker also started NATO and Medicare.

>>49507322
delisting risk right?

I just sucked a guy off with monkey dick lfg siga chads!!!!!!!

>>49507294
Obviously don't. I would honestly only use 5% of my portfolio to fuck around with,

>>49506688

Wars are buying opportunities on average. If you sell the war you are going to lose money long term. Another point is that I'm invested in value stocks. They are always undervalued so there is no point in getting in or out, you make money long term anyway.

Is it safe to buy calls now my niggers?

>>49507347
>NATO
Good.

>fat dip right before I get my work summer bonus and vacation money
cheers wall street

>>49507336
*raises paw*
wowves of waww stweet unyite!

So is there a reason?
Or are you all just going to be massive faggots yelling at me about a bunch of stupid fucking animal characters for asking?

>>49507343
Because I have a son to provide for and can't YOLO lol six figures.
The market is too irrational for that.

>>49507294
What you're doing now is the right way to do it.

>>49507347
True. But my point is that the president gets blamed for every problem regardless. So it's really funny watching Biden trying to slink into the background.

>captcha: G4MRS
Brb, gonna play some Elden Ring now.

>>49507390
The reason is the money printing is catching up you uneducated dumb fuck.
Stop expecting people to help you make money for free. We're just a Nepalese wood carving internet forum.

>>49507350
the real risk of chinkshit is that Xi confiscates them, if they ever get delisted it will be after such an event (CCP making it illegal for foreign investors to get divvies etc)
lately Xi has been dovish, and a lot of that risk was already priced in by the 60-70% drop in price since last year
but you never know, this is always a risk when investing in shithole countries

>>49507390
(((((((((((reason)))))))))))
>you're welcome

buy gold and silver.

Still green faggot

How much you guys put on this new meme, SIGA? I want in

>>49507306
"The buck sto-, lemme tell you about the buck... The buck is a dollar! When I was a ki-, when I was a kid, a dolla... When you, when you, when yo-... Okay... listen here, guy, you can't just walk into the Rite-Aid and expect... And expect you got your buck for more now than it is then... A-and that's called the federal reserve! And that's where it's stops!"

>>49507394
So you don't have 100k, you have 10k you bitch ass.

>>49507350
Highly unlikely that those two would be delisted, that's why I mentioned the auditing standards.
Yes a lot of chink companies are bullshit, but these two aren't. They are multinationals that are spreading their tentacles along the belt and road system.
Alibaba also owns Lazada which is the Amazon/Alibaba of South East Asia, which is a big growth region, as well as the one in the Middle East as well.
I'm not saying go all in, I'm about 15% in that one stock and completely out of markets otherwise.

>>49506945
Autumn in the Heavenly Kingdom by Stephen R. Platt
The Ottoman Endgame by Sean McMeekin
The River of Doubt by Candice Millard

Three very good books that are also about something a little different you most likely don't know very much about. The Ottoman Endgame in particular is very good and thorough, I imagine you'd be hard pressed to find a better book about that era. Conquerors by Roger Crowley was mentioned earlier and is also a very high quality book. I'd also like to mention The Guns of August by Barbara W. Tuchman. It's a very popular book for a good reason, literally a page-turner.

>>49507432
Ok I see now that inflation number came out.
Try
>inflation numbers came out
you useless faggot.

Fuck I sold my puts when it started to poomp thinking it was a reversal FUCKKKKKKKKK I AM GONNA MISS MAKING MONEY

>>49507390
The inflation numbers are fucking fucked mate, big time.

The ZOGgeral reserve and other central banks have been saying inflation is under control and cucking out of adjusting monetary policy after the printing in 2020, but the inflation isn't under control and it isn't fine.

>>49507359
I bought some 0dte's now because if the market goes full retard I'm good to go, but no, it isn't "safe".

>>49507462
this anon does have a point

>>49507457
threw $500 at july calls $15 strike

>>49507322
Baba is so springloaaded that it went up 15% on news that chicom boomers approved some video games for distribution. No jack ma company has anything to do with video games.

>he thinks it's going to go more than -800 in a single day
Priced in, we're back in green before the end of the day.
>captcha

I might open a position depending how today goes, market usually bottoms ahead of the Fed Meeting.

>>49507464
>The Ottoman Endgame by Sean McMeekin

Read that last year. Very good. Stuff about the Tanzimat is fascinating.

>>49507457
My life savings

>>49506670
>zogbot
>faggot
Checks out

>>49507491
Wait until closing dump

>>49507491
this mf here
we're nowhere near the bottom

>>49506554
how much netflix did she buy again?

>>49507466
>Why won't other people do DD for me???

>>49507390
Big Money has been playing a giant game of chicken for the last couple of months to see who can buy at the lowest prices. /smg/ loves to say that retail doesn't move the market until we get some red and then suddenly this is all retail selling based on scary headlines, and not algorithms cock fighting. Inflation literally does not matter to the Fed or the US government and is in fact good for their policies, which means that fundamentally in the long term we are going to be more than fine.

SOXL is now below 19 bucks and I think I'm going to swing this

sold out of everything yesterday and bought 0dte TSLA puts whammy. seems like we're going below 690 easily by EOD.

>>49507464
all added to cart, thank you

>>49507462
I'm guessing you have never had that much dry powder in your life sonny boy

>>49507487
Yep. There are obviously hawks waiting on the sidelines for positive news and it will likely pump right back up to 180-220 on the news.

I set my sl to tight and got liquidated 1 minute before soxs pumped again. I hate myself so mutch it's unreal

>>49507479
>>49507501
I'm wondering if I should wait until lunchtime or wait until next week

>>49507531
>Inflation literally does not matter to the Fed or the US government and is in fact good for their policies, which means that fundamentally in the long term we are going to be more than fine.

This is also a game of chicken, because rulers who debase their currency often end up hanging from nooses.

>>49507531
Inconsistent inflation is not good for the economy no matter how you cut it.
Yes, I do recognize that your glowie cohort will state that the role of "retail" is whatever the "finance press" needs it to be that week.

>>49506411
Current status of the Italian FTSE MIB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO READY FOR ROUND TWO?@?!?!

>>49507464
Weird synchronicity. I just got dry history books to read and first smg thread I check on the day

How will JP be able to spin this in a positive manner

>>49507561
>rulers who debase their currency often end up hanging from nooses
Yeah back when no one had nukes

>>49507564
Oh I think we're going to see some pretty uh consistent inflation

>>49507531
> Inflation literally does not matter to the Fed or the US government and is in fact good for their policies
>the possibility of pricing out large portions of the population of affording to live doesn't matter
>the possibility of civil war doesn't matter
>the possibility of civil war is good for the policies of people who would get hanged in it

>>49507499
Yeah I was VERY impressed with that book. I've read a quite a few books about the Balkans and Ottoman Empire and I'd have to say it's the best one I've read so far. I loved the slapstick comedy that was the race to Baku. I also really appreciated how the author went to great lengths to talk about the double dealing of the foreign ministers.

pump rejected, if the line is breached it's ogre.

>>49507592
>I get to hike rates more so everyone knows I'm doing my job

>>49507602
>lmao just nuke your own country

>>49507592
>gonna hike 0.50 this month
>plan unchanged
>black unemployment etc etc
done, ez

>>49507606
You have to understand that under MMT, money is the just a mechanism that our literally socialist government will use to assign job roles and tell everyone what to do.

>>49507606
There will be no civil war because the peoples of the world have all signaled they will do nothing even as their human rights are being violated.
As for the rest, such as the ability to live, that truly doesn't matter to the government, and beside, there are plenty of ways to use this to their advantage, such as rolling out UBI, such that anyone who ever goes against the government in any way will now be doomed to starve to death.
TL;DR: it's bobo time.

>>49507580
The mind control waves aren't real :^)

>>49507606
>pricing out large portions of the population
Why do you think they would allow that to happen, in any large-scale way? In 50 years the cheapest garbage is going to be 10x the current price and no one will bat an eyelash. Numbers just go up my man.

>>49507491
There are no two words more harmful in the English language than "priced in."

DRIIIIIP GAAAAAAAANNNNGG

My price target is 386-388

>>49507637
>gonna hike 2.0 this month
FTFY

>>49507569
Mama mia!

I have been absolutely inhaling iced coffee, i'm down like 4 since market open.

>>49507673
you missed the point
OP asked how jerome will spin things
the point is, the market moves on his actions, not his words
if he decides to play a dumb dove, thats that

>>49507532

How long until the reverse split?

Friendly reminder this is all really just a restructuring of society to undo everything Trump did for domestic industry so we can continue assraping the middle class out of existence with "free trade" and a secondary classification of citizenship that obsoletes the one we were all told we have.

someone shill me a 13$ stock i can sell options on thank you

>>49507730
SIGA

>>49507592
>At least you don't have to fight for survival, food and fuel so things aren't that bad!
>By the way 1000bpm hikes

bros.. my 401k..

>>49507730
nasdaq

>>49507767
>(((401k)))

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Fucking Boomer stop!

HARBY OF THE MELTDOWN TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING

Shit&Piss 500
Nasd-ACK
The Fag Jones
GoingToZero 2000

>>49507800>>49507800>>49507800>>49507800>>49507800

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Let's say I buy 1 stock at $10.15
I then sell that stock 56 minutes later at $10.16
How many taxes do I have to pay on that trade?

Man we're really sticking it to Russia by fucking our own economy right in the face. At least Putin looks silly now! Mission accomplished guys!

>>49507786
It hasn't even begun.

>>49507815
taxrate * $0.01

>>49507815
0 if you declare your gains in whole-dollar amounts

>>49507786

>>49507830
how do I pay less than a cent.

>>49506685
You are the dumbest blackest gorilla retard. CPI is a highly manipulated stat, the fact that BLS can't massage it to a lower number means it's running even hotter than indicated, which means the Fed will continue to raise & continue QT
>b-but the Fed only cares about the wealthy elite!
Yes. Which is why they're going to tank the markets. The Oligarchy can weather a bear market far far better than they can weather food riots. The Fed's primary job is to ensure the System does not collapse, hyperinflation is infinitely more dangerous than a bear market.
>b-but da debt!!1
Inflation only helps if GDP rises faster than the debt, increasing GDP through printing (deficit spending) only makes the problem worse

>>49507786
Jeeze, and to think this retard was the indicator for the exact top on OIL

>>49507815
Short-term capital gains tax is a tax on profits from the sale of an asset held for a year or less. Short-term capital gains tax rates are the same as your income tax bracket

>>49506737
After the reverse spilt

>>49507821
commies dont share any bad news ever cos they are inherently more shit and it would prove it. their army is out of everything.

Did you guys know that instead of traditional wars, we now fight sophisticated information wars that are difficult to understand? For instance, we use to leverage our economy for production of materials, but *now*, in the *future*, we just have a sham economy we're always ready to sacrifice in order to give foreign leaders bad press! It's very high tech and amazing.

>>49507951
Oh yeah like if they were obviously having nearly unprecedented inflation, they would just lie about it for months and call it "transitory" because they think their whole plan can be managing sentiment through a state propaganda apparatus?

>Why don't we just manage the economy the same way we manage "democratic elections!"

>>49506558
I hold 160 shares. It's a company that deals with annuities as it's main income. I guess it's low because it's just not a hot play even though in theory income should significantly increase with higher interest rates. I'd slurp in a bit if I were you

>>49507859
they literally can't raise it more or the government implodes with the economy.

wtf to buy? i closed my spy puts out this morning but everything is too choppy

>>49507552
Though i will argue with myself, chinese megacaps may permanently have depressed valuations if their boomer politicians dont get bored of feeling threatened by the companies' power. https://youtu.be/YngVgVpclF0

>>49508334
same nigger

any chance of a reversal?

>>49506439
>>49506864
based