/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh shit, ILAL. Some good sources are mentioning this thing. Has bull volume this morning, of all mornings. Keep an eye on this.

>>49505178
SIGA SIGMAS, MONKEY P*X CASES ARE BOOMING AND UK STILL HASNT REVEALED THEIR BIG BATCH WE CANT STOP WINNING. ATH IN CASES TODAY

>>49505202
You ABSOLUTELY just know

>>49505178
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(too tired to scream)

EVEN COPPER FUTURES ARE DOWN

THIS IS IT

>no links thread got deleted
kek

>>49505244
I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

post your smuggest bobos

IM SELLING FOR LOSSES AND FOMOING INTO SQQQ
THIS IS THE END

WHEN WILL THE DIP STOP DIPPING?

Good morning. I am losing money rapidly.

I'm laffin

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49505244

>>49505202
he wants that peanut butter she keeps putting down there

Why the fuck is NVDA down 4% as if something specifically bad for semiconductors happened?? God I hate this bullshit

>>49505178
Biden will fix this. Trust the plan #Joepedos

THE VILLAGE WILL GO HUNGRY

>>49505202

>>49505259
BUY MORE DASH PEOPLE

ZIM ZAM I THINK WE'RE BACK

>>49505178
OHH MY SQQQ
AFTER THE CPI GIVE ME A MILLY
ALONG WITH A GF AND GR COROLLA

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

DO NOT REDEEM THE COUPON

NO

WHY DID YOU REDEEM

At least I get an unemployment check today

Now imagine what happens if Taiwan goes hot haha

>>49505259
i shouldnt be laffin, but im laffin

EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>49505295

does anyone have the crying apu with his arms on the desk? he looks extremely distressed in it

>I decided not to buy SQQQ on Monday
>My limit orders on CVX/XOM didn't fill on Wednesday
Well, it could be worse.

>only AMD is green
>...and Vista Outdoors, a guns/ammo retailer

DUMPFEAST

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>he thought the bear market was over
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
*deep inhale*
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SIGA STOCK SAFE HAVEN ASSET

Reminder you were all warned weeks ago.

I’m done for the day. Have a good weekend

Hello, it's pre-market slurper, kneel before my 1.59% gain today.

Almost everyone a bear here. That indicator means buy. So I'm buying.

To all the killers and the 100 dolla billa's
For real brokers who ain't go no feeling's
I got you broke off the realest
We be the infamous, you heard of us
Official Wall Street murderers

Slurping

I'm confident we'll end today flat.

>>49505365
based.

>>49505388
Checked

>>49505360
what time period is the overlay?

>>49505178
Still holding cash, still not caring.
There will be years of suffering before the bottom is in.

Mostly cash with a dash of sqqq keeping me above inflation.
Pretty comfy

>>49505319
I don't

CAM ON SOXL, STOP CRABBING AT THE LOW 20s

I mean, the strength to hold up fairly well to this horrid inflation news is very telling about if all this shit is priced in. Looks to be. I mean, if we do a 10am tank, then nm, but this is very interesting.

Interest is up
And the stock market's down
And you only get mugged
If you go downtown

>>49505371
thats how bad and obvious it is.

Thank you SJB. You r my hero.

SOXL pumping

>>49505295
>with a printer, you can issue as much debt as you want

>>49505178
Thanks America! Very cool.

>>49505430
smg is never right tho.

>>49505371
Everyone was a bull when they turned the moneyprinter on right after the 2020 crash. Did you short then, you fucking idiot?

Never bet against the Fed

WHY IS IT RECOVERING!!!!!!

>>49505178
I just placed a buy order for 450 shares of VOO. I sold my house and became a rentcuck so that I could buy the dip. I have 100k left to DCA with AIGM, or did I just give up my only chance to own a house?

I'm in for 32k of 3X and 2X ETF's. Feeling nice. Also drunk as fuck.

>>49505425
Bro check the European bond market. Not priced in.

there will be profits

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>49505408
>bag holding paper that only takes more and more each passing day to fuel your car

>>49505425
>horrid inflation news
It's really not even that bad tho. Unironically priced in for a year.

>>49505465
>he thought the market didn't already price in inflation

I'm not going to be able to coom until we hit some circuit breakers

I'm only a perma bull in the sense that I dont want to do option trading and I'm too scared and unlucky to even think about trying to buy puts or even calls. I will just sit on the sidelines while watching all these bears reap the benefits of this once in a life time opportunity

>>49505459
>Never bet against the Fed
All you have to do is follow the 2018 chart to see how that plays out. They first started trimming then, and then covid happened. But we already know this creates a volatile market, not straight down. It just went up and down high and low in a large channel. We'll do the same here once inflation tops off. And that might have just happened. We'll go back up hard. But then down again.

>>49505425
"priced in" is a meme
nothing is priced in

>>49505408
This, holding cash feels bad but safe. I bought 10k of Ibonds too because thats the limit per year

INTEREST IS UP AND THE STOCK MARKETS DOWN
YOU ONLY GET MUGGED IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>>49505491
>highest since 1981
>brooo no biggie! Just buy!

HERE WE GO, FIRST INSTITUTIONAL SLURP ATTEMPTS VS SELLING RETAILS AND BEAR INSTITUTIONS

I should really read that book I brought about options before buying more calls again, oh well

>>49505491
Well, I say it's horrid because March and April looks like it leveled of. May means it didn't. So that's the horrid part. Not that it was an extreme jump.

>>49505489
the mandate is to reduce inflation at all costs. this means the interest rates will fly upward, causing a deflationary recession. your stocks will lose 30-50% in the same period where i 'lose' 5% inflation adjusted. then i can use that cash to buy depressed assets.

How high will SPXS go? I don't want to sell too early like i did with SQQQ.

>Conservative portfolio of 100% PSTH in taxable account +0.025%
>Conservative portfolio of 100% AVPT in Roth IRA +1.65%
I don't know what everybody's wojaking about.

need gf

>>49505408
Your cash is actively losing value. There are oil stocks trading at 30% FCF right now. Every year you wait, they rise by 50% just on buybacks off their current years profits.
Then they rise even beyond that as oil prices continue higher.

>>49505476
Based Duffposter.

When is WEAT going up bros.... I'm so tired of holding the bag.

Down another 2% today? Are you fucking kidding?

It's over

i'm glad i bought puts ah yesterday

>>49505521
2018 was nothing like the current situation. But if you want to try to catch knives then go right ahead

>>49505554
dude, the capital gains on your PSTH are going to be NUTS

>>49505541
>INSTITUTIONAL SLURP ATTEMPTS

>>49505259
>>49505287
>>49505311
>They want you to think that what you're seeing is not real!
We're going higher! Much much higher!

>>49505556
Buying a top is never a good idea. Now is the time to be selling oil, not buying it.

>>49505551
Nice, why don’t they actually raise rates then instead of these merger 0.25% cuck amounts. If they slapped a 1% on the table I’d believe it

>>49505558
Famine canceled

fuck bros, sold my AMD puts too early. could have been up another 100%

>>49505555
Israeli art student gf (mossad agent)

>>49505569
I'm good, I've been doing this for 25 years. qboomers are the ones that always get burned. Good luck.

AMD says fuck it we're going.

>>49505557
I try my best.

>>49505578
The only ones that have enough money to force the markets up are institutions/fed. Anytime it goes low due to market fears, institutions try to buy low in order to force the market high

>"pull it"

>>49505601
Hey Bill Ackman how is Neri Oxman doing?

>>49505617
hnnnnnnnnnggggg

>>49505597
You did the right thing. AMD is crab stock.

I want that smarmy I-know-it-all faggot who said inflation had peaked to neck himself

>>49505467

>day 445 since WBD ATH

>>49505583
unless we fall into a full fledged recession oil will maintain or continue to increase in price. oil hit $200+ inflation adjusted back in 2007-2008 and there was no where near as much supply side issues, refinery capacity maxed and overall demand.

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Good morning smiggers!
I just woke up, what was CPI?

>GME green
were the schizos right?

>>49505551
Thank you for someone finally posting a non dipshit response to inflation on cashgang

>>49505640
damn Willow aged pretty well

Thot poster needs to post some THICC

>>49505586
they've been doing .5 which is double the average. .75 will likely be on the table now and if they actually have balls they'd suggest a full percent raise to get the pain over with sooner rather than later.

>>49505662
That’s not the mandate though, they still insist that inflation isn’t real or is transitory

>>49505648
The only supply issue is fake and gay. Biden shutting down oil leases, etc. It's not even that big of a deal. Russia is getting their oil out no problem. It's all fake and gay.

>>49505663

>>49505672
Pussies need to do 2% hikes for anyone to take them seriously now.

While my winnings taste sweet I'm wondering what now.

Do I just hold until the bottom? This tiny 1% dump is just the beginning, what the fuck do I hold from here on out?

you really thought you could make it huh? Not on our watch chud!

>>49505664
One of the few left of his race.
They were hunted to near extinction by a bird race.
Whats funny is this is it isn't a joke.

>>49505672
Nope, they're gonna give up the fight once we are officially in recession. Expect a reversal of policy after the next 50 bp hike.

Is today a good day to buy TSLA? I wanna make it

will spy dump more or will it rally up to $400 today?

COME ON DOOMP AGAIN BASTARDS

Where does it go from here?

>>49505720
stay away from tesla for the next 3 months

>>49505722
BUDDY LOOK AT SPX 5 MINUTE COMPUTER

uh oh

MY FUCKING MONEY

I actually feel sick today despite making 1k so far. I could have easily made 6k if I just bought puts at yesterday open but I didn't because of listening to my mom. WTF

>>49505489
Your stocks prices that just went 50% YTD are affected by inflation as well. Don't you understand they their value is tracked in USD?
>>49505556
>just buy the top and provide exit liquidity bro
I would rather not, yeah should've gone into energy, but I am just risk averse right now. Once the shit finally hits the fan I will DCA.

>>49505716
https://youtu.be/CE0Q904gtMI
>have a good day at school honey
>and watch out for the hawk

>>49505748
yikes, but wait, who cares about ukraine.
anyway.

>>49505748
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GHOST OF KIEV IS SINGLE HANDEDLY BEATING PULTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49505750
>Talking to your mom about trading
If my mom knew how much money I lost trading meme stocks she'd be very disappointed in me.
As far as she knows I just DCA VTSAX.

>>49505719
rates will get up to neutral (2.5-3%) before they stop. qe is no longer an option as it will just lead to more inflation. they have to raise rates while also performing qt to clear their balance sheets of assets that will decline in value as rates are increased. if you read between the lines they're taking austerity over lower rates and higher taxes. the latter will be the next step as things continue downward.

>>49505748
How the fuck are they running out. I thought the US had a fuckload of surplus lying around.

>>49505750
so you had no discipline to lock the door for 1h business open?
>lives with parents

>>49505769
>>49505772
>>49505786
china will take advantage of the situation, chud

>>49505748
>over the phone tech support for javelins

>>49505733
25$ once vagina-to-peepee transmission is verified in half an hour

>>49505748
How are they planning to fight in Taiwan if they're already running out

SOXL about to pump again?

>>49505786
The US only produces something like 40 Tomahawk missiles a year.

>bought MSFT at $300 after it had dropped for weeks
>bought INTC at $48 after it had dropped for months

THEY SAID "BUY THE DIP"
I BOUGHT THE DIP

HIGHEST IN 40 YEARS

>>49505657
A little spicy.

>>49505805
>SOXL about to pump again?
Yes probably.

>still green
Oilchads report in

>>49505794
china couldn't take appalachia if the US government helped them try

>>49505800
Listen here jack aint nobody going to be fighting the chinese I forbid it

>>49505795
>helo sir this is DOD certified technician please do the needful sir

Is today the best day to buy?

I’ve made enough money now to pay back the IRS the money I owe them from last years gains... I have until October to pay though....

>>49505748
Based. If the United States of America is struggling to resupply then you KNOW Russia is struggling. Putler is finished.

>>49505748
time to repurpose some baby formula factories so we can send more weapons to ukraine

>>49505789
On summer break back at home

>>49505718
iPhone is a big red flag for me.

INFLATION START COMING AND IT DON'T STOP COMING
AND IT DON'T STOP COMING

>>49505748
Oh wow, is that Ukraine thing still happening? War is so 2 weeks ago.

CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY PLZ

Why the fuck are we stopped at 3930?

why did i get a warning for buying pdbc? How dangerously volatile is this stock for any other?

>>49505816
or not

>>49505786
>invest a gorillion into developing ebin plane X
>build 5 of them
>never use them
>repeat every year
This seems to be the modus operandi

The American Experiment is over. Thus begins a century of turmoil.

>>49505808
Stupid slurper

>>49505365
Congrats fellow bobo

really kicking myself for not shorting that obvious Bart on SPY

>>49505844
>Oh wow, is that Ukraine thing still happening? War is so 2 weeks ago.
Boomers are apparently still inundated with it non stop. My parents keep talking about how sad it is and how russia is evil.

i will not be satisfied until circuit breaker.

SIGGA bros we holding up well while everything else crashes. HA HA HA

>>49505855
This is the bottom of the bear market.

>Down 30% on a divvy stock


Is it even worth holding at this point? Should I be slurping these dips?

>>49505808
>bought INTC
Dumb fuck.

>>49505800
With the fucking airforce you imbecile

>>49505878
It's funny how Turkey invaded Syria last week and it was barely even in the news lmao

why is SIGA getting shilled so much here? honest question

you can see where the insiders got the cpi data on the 6th, these kikes are SHAMELESS, how is this shit legal

>>49505886
Who cares, everything is going to hell anon. Spend time with those you love

>>49505898
lots of fags here.

>slurping funds just in time
its like they knew...

CONSUMER SENTIMENT FOR JUNE: 50.2

>>49505891
Brainlet

MONEY NOT IMPORTANT
ONLY FOOD IMPORTANT

SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

>>49505817
I'm actually disgusted how resilient my OIL is. We're now beating the broad market YTD by, what, 70%?

Consumer sentiment and inflation expectations all bad.

If the market is so forward-looking and intelligent like the retards on this board claim, why wasn't the CPI report priced in weeks ago?

>>49505748
Oh god, is Russia actually going to squeak out in a direct confrontation like this?

We’re falling again. :/

Consumer sentiment just dropped. Check the price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_9s-u58q0
>FALLING! I'M FALLING!
>FALLING! I'M FALLING!

>>49505920
AAAAAHHHH IM BUYING CANNED BEEF TOMMOROW ITS A SATURDAY I PROMISE

3.142%

>>49505817
Down slightly on UCO today, but that's ok because it's been having a run lately. I expected some give back before going higher.

some anon on here said oil will peak by mid july if the 2008 crash is anything to go by

>>49505898
Cult mentality means people here will believe anything if someone pretends they are some kind of authority or otherwise in the know

When are you supposed to take profit?

>>49505886

there is no risk premium associated with idiosynchratic risks associated with individual stocks.

>>49505817

Huge buying opportunities in O&G. XOM still above $100. Just hoping it doesn’t pump to high because of my CC’s on XOM

>>49505800
>using ground anti-armor in a air, sea, & arty
battlefield where the beach is the redline

>>49505895
Damn, you weren't joking.

GOOG IS HEEMING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>49505828
Check out underpayment/underwitholding penalties. They're so pitifully low if I were still working I'd think about maxing W-2 dependents and dumping the spare cash in I-Bonds.

>>49505926
oil is the lifeblood of the economy, the oil must flow.

>>49505966
But what if this crash makes 2008 look like a joke?

>>49505968
good enough to screenshot good enough to sell

>>49505968
I would just sell EOD. Don't get greedy.

>>49505968
I would sell some and let the lest ride. personally. I think we're dropping more to like 690

>>49505997
What if this crash is just like 2018 and we go to new highs starting right now?

>>49505939
expected CPI was priced in, but actual > expected and so it dumps to correct the difference

>bobos never get to coom
Sorry mumu, I can't hear you over your pearl necklace

Even the classic MMRI is now in the "high risk" zone, MMMRI is off the charts obviously

Also when america is running out of bombs or whatever usually just means inventory went down for a few months. Just trying to sell us more missiles. That said as a govt contractor wagie, keep the money flowing baby.

>>49505939

the ball park was priced in weeks ago. the markets will still move on the slightly higher or slightly worse than expected.
there is a very simple test to see if markets are effecient or not. if markets arent effecient then active managers should have an easy time beating the market. as we all know (hopefully) that's not congruent with reality.

>>49505365
thats cute

RECORD LOW CONSUMER SENTIMENT

MSFT is in a complete route now
give some copium, bros :/

>>49505908
Because they know tonight when they're on their way to their $2500 dinner they know they aren't going to catch a bullet from a normie. This will continue until the average citizen embraces violence

>>49505939
like mannarino says the market is child that freaks out on every small news it doesnt like.

there was some bullish rumours last two weeks vs the reality we got today

>>49505968
You crazy fucker, I sold already at open for a nice 600% gain

>>49505998

The Big HEEM

>>49506042

>>49505939
Because it's every bit as irrational as it is forward-looking.

My stop loss triggered...made $17 today.

DAVE'S DOUBLE COMBO AT WENDY'S HERE I COME BOYS

>These numbers are terrible. This is the lowest reading ever in this series, which dates back to the 1970s.
>the lowest reading ever in this series, which dates back to the 1970s.
>the lowest reading ever

>>49505857
See those plunge in the price late last year? Yeah that was some dividend payout shit, not an actual hit to commodity prices.

Otherwise, personally, I treat it like a savings account that actually tracks inflation. If you want *gains*, you'll probably want calls.

>>49505869
Strauss-Howe says we'll calm down by EoDecade. Per Greer we're obviously permafucked but, ya know, silver linings.

>>49506042

UMich Sentiment 50.2, Exp. 58.1, RECORD LOW

>>49506010
The crash was supposed to happen in 2020, but the market was falsely propped by 2 years of Corona printing.
2 years of reduced production and unbelievable gains.
This shit will go lower than 2008

COME ON DOOMP AGAIN NIGGERSSSSSSSSS

WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM? I GO SEX YOUR MOTHER!

>>49506058
Bobo strikes back!

>+72.30

my biggest daily gain so far in my trading career

>>49506070

Heem sleepy

>>49505178
FUCK BOOMERS AND THEIR 401(k)'s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqlzFW3-iBw1

Huge overreaction from the CPI. I'm Cash and tempted to buy

>>49506034
I want my $350k

>>49506083
You're gonna make it anon

inb4 it crabs for 3 hours then finishes the day slightly positive

>>49506077
nah, next month inflation numbers will look better and we'll moon and this will be a thing of the past.

proof rate hikes can't solve inflation and jpow needs to capitulate

>>49506093
Hi Cash

>>49506083
I perfectly timed SPY calls after a dip in 2021 when I had cash freed up from capitulating on my bags. It was pretty much my only profitable trade of 2021.

>>49506093
How, EXACTLY, is it an overreaction? Explain IN DETAIL. I need you to do this. I cannot grasp the concept that someone could be so retarded. I need you to map out your retard sequence of thoughts.

GUYS DO NOT REDEEM I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM

>>49505908
they obviously got it yesterday
no wonder it was such a red day over nothing

>DOW

how low can you go

>>49506093
With a 75 bps hike now possible on Wednesday? Have fun with that

anyone else buy GLD calls?

OK ALL ABOARD GOOG 2155 PUTS FOR TODAY IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT

I wish this stupid fucking market would stop having green days that give me hope and make me hold instead of selling and switching to leveraged beat positions. I know it's going to go down, I know everything is fucked, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it because we have this random fucking +10% days

Can you feel it? Capeepoolation is setting in

sold here sorry baggie

>>49506128
>>49506145
Say it with me, "Priced In."

>>49506110
Inflation numbers will look good because the market will continue to crash.
How have you not realized that the U.S. policy is to crash the market to liquidate boomer 401ks and retirement funds to burn billions of dollars and prevent hyperinflation?

>>49505690
Are you saying that because our supply issue is fake and gay, oil prices won't go up?

>>49505808
>buying intc before 2027
We told you so, inbred
MS is OK, they'll recover. Bad timing though.

sold my spy puts i bought yesterday for a 1500 profit, now what do i buy? all in cash minus my ogzpy receipts i can't sell

Kneel.

Good morning sirs
I will soon throw myself into the ganges

>>49506162
dont buy paper contracts ffs, buy producers, etfs or phys.

DOOOMPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTT

>>49506188
Sooooo buy signal??

>>49506177
Nobody knew what the CPI data would be; if anything, they would have a slight bias towards it being lower than projections, because we are 4 months into the fed giving it all they've got.

Bobo.. I kneel.

>>49506173
We have not even begun to capeepoolate.
Verification not required.

AAAAAAAAA JEROME SAVE US

>>49506229
>Nobody knew what the CPI data would be
Don't be naïve lol

I'm losing a lot of money right now.

Sold all my VTSAX and other Vanguard mutual funds just now. Fuck this market. We are heading into stagflation and the worst recession in history.

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?t=59

>>49506096
thanks you too my fren

>>49506119
wish i started earlier. but yeah its a hard market so great time to learn.

>>49506215
>buy producers
they are too tied to the rest of the market
>ETS/Phys
This is a short term play not a long hold

NASDUMP IS DUMPING!
DOWN JONES IS DOWN!

>>49506229
>fed giving it all they've got
To be fair they've done very little and QT has basically just been fake so far. I guess now we know the economy isn't going to fix itself with nothing but guidance.

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>49506229
>Nobody knew what the CPI data would be
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

>>49506241
Ok, the elites did. But they wouldn't price it in, because how else could they profit from the rest of us?

CAMMMM ONNNNN DOOMP IT WTF

>>49506265
no saving you, gl anon with jp morgan.

calls when?

>Ethanol spikes as traders and consumers decide to get drunk

Boom goes the market!

How the fuck did they fumble the inflation data that badly? I would have understood if they were off 0,1% but how the fuck are they off 0,3%? Fucking morons in charge

>>49506269
sick chart m8, whered you get it

>>49506305
orange juice chads we're unstoppable

Mumu really thought he could "make it" from stonks hahahaha. Thanks for playing. No refunds.

>>49506058
We are already at capitulation

consumer sentiment is the real tell today, normies are re-evaluating buying new funko pops, or going in debt for iphones, once the normies start doing this the recession is assured, kikes getting nervous

>>49506285
oh i am aware the the precious metal market is manipulated
i am waiting to see for gold to hit $1860 until they knock it back down

>>49506305
Lean hogs.

>>49506188
>SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE
theres a June 2024 $5 dollar Put option for just 13 bucks a contract
should i buy this?

>>49506315
Shit's all manipulated and if they can't even manipulate it down to the target you know the real rate is like 200%.

>>49506316
read the OP

>>49506316
I can answer that question...for money

>>49506320
HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK U MOM I COULD HAVE MADE 7k

HOLY FUCK YOU STINKING IDIOTS I AM GETTING FILTHY RICH WITH SQQQ
NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF PANIC SELLING TO SHORT THE MARKET KEK
SPY TO $350

>>49506334
As you can see, they're in a close competition to replace the dollar. Nobody's gotten over the "bacon deflation" problem though, where holders naturally consume any supply they hold.

>>49506320
You are not serious I hope

>>49506272
TOP FUCKING KEK, thanks for that anon <3

>>49506305
Literally all me causing that price action.

People are stupid as fuck. Why would you sell on a red day? You greedy motherfucka won't sell on a GREEN day.

Please give me the YT link to the BUDDY clip
Please

>>49506393
I love Sana

>>49506394
SMELL SMELL SMELL GIVE ME A SMELL OOOOOOOOF AAAAAAAA

Why tf is GME only down 2%?

>>49506393
If you had sold yesterday you would be up 2%+ now retard
Now get in the fucking cuck shed and think about what exactly being in a bear market means

New
>>49506411
>>49506411
>>49506411

>>49506272
they're a very musical people, aren't they?

>>49506305
How do I buy VIX?

CAM ONNNNNN DOOOMPPPPPPP

Baking!!! (I’m definitely not baking)

>>49506393
>why would you sell at open when the price is expected to go down during the day

>>49506425
VIX ETFs

S O X L

>>49505521
>once inflation tops off

Lol

Lmao

>>49506420
What are you a day trader? The market has been crabbing for weeks now. If you haven't sold back in Jan you are already fucked SIGGER.

>>49506557
oh no Buddy, the Hidden SOXLs

>>49506375
kill yourself

>>49506557
>bullish intel
>bearish literally any fabless semicorp

>>49506557
Shorting The TAIEX might be the easiest play of our lifetime CHINABROS!

COME ON INTEL, GET TO 38 ALREADY YE BASTARD

going up

buy the dip, get the shit