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>>49503108
That's an incredibly based take ngl
also
>twitter
kys

>>49503108
Inb4 vitalik switches genders

Shieeet. Another reason to move to Hedera. Better tech and the foundation cannot hold a candle to the HBAR foundation.

>>49503108
So it’s his dead name

Vitranlik

Its over.

>>49503120
>he bought ethereum
lmaoing@ur lyfe

>>49503108
Incredibly red pilled. Fuck the state

>>49503146
VITALIK is his slave name, his real name is dolphin forest.

>>49503108
His real name is Vatnik.

>>49503108
He's going to cut off his cock
Selling rn

I could see vitalik chopping his dick off and wearing skirts desu

>>49503108
>Dolphin Forest
Pig forest in Japanese Buta rin.

I don't get this guy.

One minute hes a globohomo cuck cuddling up to the WEF, next he's going all Libertarian.

>>49503249
He finally got some pussy and it's making him re-evaluate everything.

>>49503108
>kids most likely smile in child porn
>society cannot deal with that
>fact

>Your government doesn't get to define who you "really" are.
But. My parents picked the name. And I can change it whenever I want. Is he legitimately retarded?

>>49503249
Contradiction and eccentricity are signatures of genius.

>>49503108
cool story bro how bout you get to fucking work on eth 2

>>49503324
In most countries you can't change your last name

>>49503108
Kind of based

>>49503146
This is what’s going to happen
It’s obvious now

>>49503108
The man is unraveling. He's getting absolutely unzipped by his CIA handlers

>>49503324
Yes, and go through the arduous process of having to deal with a central actor

>>49503336
I would gladly go by a randomly assessed number if I or others could recall it. Names are mere shortcut to social securities, themselves nothing else of any relevance beyond the bank accounts connected to them.

>>49503336
So? Surname refers to where you came from. Neither the government *nor you* gets to pick that.

>>49503371
Unless you have a blockchain solution for that, this is the one you'll have to deal with. Someone has to define what goes in your official documents, just because you felt like being a dolphin forest today doesn't mean a document signed by dolphin forest is legally binding.

>>49503383
>themselves nothing else of any relevance
If I know your surname I can guess what region you're from and what profession your family practiced through the centuries. That's a pretty solid data point, no need to throw that away

>>49503249
Globohomo is changing your name whenever
It’s basically saying your names no longer Steven it’s Stephanie now get it right racist

>>49503146
He’s transitioning into a black woman or unicorn, he still hasn’t decided
>>49503176
Kek

>>49503419
Without the utter useless illusion of privacy you would have direct access toconsiderable more data than just that and that equally useless obsolete token wouldn't be at all required.

imagine being a namelet and having to cope by calling yourself by some fantasy name jajajajaja

>>49503146
>>49503108
>>49503176
>>49503197
Vitalika is pretty hot ngl

>>49503108
I realized that he was a moron when he made a donation to Ukraine. Now we have a confirmation. An absolute crazy motherfucker.

>>49503108
Dolphin Forest is kind of a bitchin' name though. You clearly don't know how edgy dolphins are.

>>49503465
>calls himself however he wishes and doesnt care about any state laws or other opinions
literal chad
>namelet
>literally 90% of the world knows his full name, bio, info, description, fake name, job position, networth
and here is the famous 7eFu6jo6, tell something nice about him

>>49503508
>literally 90% of the world knows his full name
You spend too much time on biz
90% of the world had no idea who he is.
It’s only crypto holders. These guys aren’t famous outside your nerd circle

My name is Nigger

>>49503108
inappropriate fondling incoming

>>49503781
I'd buy that book.

>>49503664
>90% of the world had no idea who he is.
might need to add a couple o' 9's to that

>>49503108
Its actually a 130 iq post the problem is he's taking it upon himself to cuck to the ch*nese.

>him

>>49503948
They prefer non-binary pronouns now
Thank you for showing dolphin forest some respect

>>49503108
Vitalik will come out as trans any day now.
With that degree of autism and over-exposure to the internet its pretty much inevitable.
The majority of man to woman trannies are deep in the spectrum.

>>49504052
You mean dolphin forest will blossom any day now
No gender shaming please

>>49503220
it is chinese.
skelly speaks fluent chinese.
it sounds like a direct phonetic of the "talik" part of his name in chinese.

>>49504092
That was their slave name and now they’re free from that bondage
We should celebrate another non-binary coder

>>49503146
Everyone who worked with him suggested he might be a pedophile.
Transition is not out of the table...

>>49503336
For good reason

>>49503108
His handlers really let him loose this year.

>>49503108
skelly is a shelly

>>49503108
>cliched adolescent lolbertarian take no. 4000325
why is this russian traitor taken seriously at all?

>>49503459
>heh I don't need privacy
Ok, post your ID with proof and I'll believe you. Otherwise I'll just consider you a glowie

>>49503108
Insider here.
If someone knows your "true name" they can predict your behavior completely.
If you know the true name of a demon you can control it.
The most common way we harness demons is through software, the code behind the software is its "true name".
Dolphin Forest will never reveal his true name, he will keep adding layers of names to hide, like demons do. I know because I'm a demon.

>>49503108
I'm so sick of trannies ruining literally everything, we need a cure for autism asap

>>49503156
HBAR can't hold a pump

>>49503146
He's going to turn tranny like that fat game reviewer Jimquisition did and everyone will think it's just for a joke but the joke has lasted almost a decade now.

>>49503664
>90%

lol i would be surprised if 1 of 100000 people knew who he is

Pronouns (Delphaeaceae/Delphaeacer)

>>49505273
Lmfao

>>49503108
>goverment doesnt define you
No shit it doesnt you literal braindead skeleton. You define you. You get to choose your “name” and if you don’t like it you can also change it. The goverment doesn’t decide what your name will be. Jesus fuck the fact that this smoothbrained niggerfag rugpulled me makes me want to kill myself

>>49504092
In putonghua it's pronounced tan lin and means pig forest as well

>>49503108
He misses the point of a "real name" it's for record keeping and identification. Kind of stupid coming from someone so bright

>>49503220
My Taiwanese gf says it's pig but it can mean dolphin as well

>>49503108
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=shySyNB4Fk8

>>49503108
This guy is an idiot and ETH will be dead soon.

>>49506089
Pig in Mandarin is 猪 (jew unironically)

>>49505273
Lol came here for this

>>49506166
猪 is pig but 豚 is piglet, also used for pig

Im shorting eth, how low will it go?

>>49503146
Too late

>>49503324
My government name is my name.
My street name is never told to anyone outside of my criminal circle.

>>49503108
he's lost it folks

ETH 2.0 is a dumpster fire and he knows it
>years overdue, still months away
>12 minute tx finality
>won't reduce fees

he's bowing out with a feigned mental illness, and frankly I do not blame him.

>>49506140
Nah. That's what they want. They're trying to shake all the retail investors out of investing. They're pissed off that many of us have diamond hands

>>49506247
If you want to know why
GME
Jews were not happy about getting fucked over by democratic investing

>>49503419
>If I know your surname I can guess what region you're from
No you can't, lmao.
My last is Smith but that was giving giving my great great grandfather because they couldn't pronounce his last name.
Guess the region now.

Now is the time to buy. Buying season is open. Tell the jews to fuck off. We own the market now

>>49503108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjEmcIQE9L4

>>49506337
>heh actually in some rare cases the surname isn't historic and is changed along the way so that makes surnames useless
Retarded argument. 99% of Smiths come from anglo regions, 1% is someone else who settled in an anglo region and changed to Smith which I guess is what your family did

>>49505866
>if you don’t like it you can also change it
not in yuroland

>>49503140
>Based

You are definitely a virgin gamer who thinks his "gamer name" is cool

He should change his name to "massive faggot" desu

>>49503664
nop, every second ad on youtube is Vitalik Buterin Founder of Eth - Send 1 Eth Receive 2 Eth Back

everyone knows hes the biggest scammer, hes kinda a viral normie meme cuz well i guess his looks and sheaneginags

>>49503508
>calls himself however he wishes
I call myself by my name, because it's not a dogshit name like yours and i don't need to cope.

VITALIK IS MY SLAVE NAME
WE WUZ KANGS

>>49503108
It's japanese, you retard.
buta-rin (as in buterin, for 90 IQ OP) - pig forest

>>49506995
so you call yourself as you wish?

>>49503283
>kids smile in cp
How would you know that though?

Inb4 he rugs after the merge and changes name and moves to Russia

My real name is Chinlin

>your government
your parents came up with your first name and your last name is a family name. does he think governments name babies? what planet is he from? lol

>>49503108
dolphin forest is an anagram for pedophile lover

Nothing wrong with aliases. I think they're great and I'm going to start using them all over the place anywhere I can.

But this is clearly a camel's nose in the tent for you know what. The individual does not completely OWN their identity. They ARE subject to the biological reality of their body and their reputation among those who know them, and they do NOT have the right to insist that everyone submit to their contra-factual fantasies.

僕は日本語能力試験試験1級を持っているし、dolphinじゃなく、pigだよ。
豚 piggu
林 foresuto

ちなみに日本に5年間住んでいて、134日本の女性とやっちゃった へへへ。

>>49507999
Checked and based, do you just fuck and chuck or do you ever form a harem?

>>49503108
Thats why I always use names of people that I do not like for shitcoin trading. :^)

>>49503108
What a moron.

>>49503249
He's libertarian left, AKA the kino of political philosophies. This also makes him borderline-incoherent to troglodyte Americans.

>>49503108
should he not remove V from his name cause he hates russia and its a war with ukrain? should it not be just italik? suka blyt!

>>49503108
Vitalik is GRRM and can’t finish the project. So he will spend the rest of his life posting random shit.

>>49503108
That's pretty based. Nonsensical but based.

>>49503406
Any document you sign can be legality binding. You could write niggerniggernigger in a signature box, and it's binding on a contract. When you go to court for breach of contract the prosecution will ask if you wrote that signature, not if that's your name. Whether it's your name or not is irrelevant.

>>49503146
Probably the most bearish thing he could do, even worse than dying tomorrow.

>>49509039
B8

>>49503108
Apparently it's actually supposed to be Japanese, he's becoming a Ukrainian

>>49503249
He's very autistic.

>>49503146
100% he is going to do this

>>49503108
In what country does the government give you your name? What a fucking brainlet.

>>49503781
>>49503895

>>49511465
Iceland has laws to protect the Aryan names of their ancestors from jewish brainwashing. If you try to name your kid Schwartz the Aryan name police breaks down your parasitic jewish doors and puts you in jew jail where you belong.
At least until recently immigrants had to legally change their names to an Icelandic one to get citizenship.

>>49503108
in before vitalik goes full
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
and
>THIS VEHICLE IS FOR NON-COMMERCIAL PURPOSES I AM NOT "TRAVELING" THUS DO NOT REQUIRE A PASSPORT

>>49503146
We will TRANSition into web 3.0 and a crypto future.

>>49509564
What is relevant is whether it's your name written in the body of the document, dumdum. If the document says dolphin forest is buying a house I can sign it all I want but I'm not getting a house unless I can prove I'm dolphin forest because he's the one who's getting the house

>>49503108
>slave name
Holy shit this man is a chad wish I sold in Dec to scoop ETH rn fml
“State” / “slave”

>>49503108
It's on your passport because your parents gave it to u and that's your name you retarded zoomer cunt.

>>49509039
Libertarian left is one of the most Hellish brain diseases out there. He wants free shit and corona lockdowns through nigger riots instead of voting. Could be good for the price of ETH though.

>>49512378
No it's not retard. Names alias all the time but it's never a problem. You could have a town with every person named dolphin forest, and though it would be confusing, the legal system would still work fine. That's because what matters is who ACTUALLY filled the contract out and signed it. Everyone testifies you did it, doesn't matter if you called yourself faggot dicknipples, you're obliged to the document. And that works the other way too. If someone contests the ownership of a property because the name isn't your legal name, all you have to do is testify that you signed the document and the named entity is you. The burden of proof is always on the prosecution. Think about it, they could always say "oh that's a different so and so, not this guy". You think that would work? Even if your name was John Smith in a town where half the men have that name?
Legal names are a convenience in civil matters, and are only truly important when you're lawfully commanded to identify yourself. Only police and courts can do that, and they only to keep their own processes consistent. If you answer the question "what is your legal name" with "anon" in court, you'll just be held in contempt or charged with perjury, depending on how the judge is feeling.

>>49503108
>Dolphin
>Forest
What did he mean by this bros?

>>49503176
Octopus Forest would have been better.

>>49511105
So he's a weeaboo loliphile, checks out.

>>49506089
I would translate dolphin (海豚) literally as sea swine, which is probably the most common context to hear 豚. Wikipedia translates his name as 維塔利克, which sounds more like Vitalik and is standard for how Western names are chinkized, but apparently he wanted something with fewer characters, to be more similar to a traditional Chinese name.

Test

Vitalik is based

based

merge eoy confirmed

That's what you get when you're a globohomo pet

>>49503108
He’s going the route of Natalie Mars, look up the picture of him with Bill Clinton. Got psyopped into turning into a tranny.

>>49513570
So if I sign a document that says [my name] buys a house, sign it with my name but then mafia breaks my knees and forces me to say that wasn't actually me, it was Don Corleone who called himself my name that day, the court will take that house from me and give it to Don Corleone? That's a nice justice system

>>49503108
if the gov doesnt decide who i "really" am why are they collecting my taxes and willing to throw me in jail for it if i dont? must be nice to live in la-la land

>>49515579
If you testify in court that it wasn't you then yes. But like, don't do that lol. If this theoretical mafia had enough power to just take the house then they wouldn't go through the trouble of getting you in a court room. They'd just take it and pay off the officials or whatever. In the real world, criminals who are that dumb go to jail after you lawyer up and clue the DA in. Smart criminals use way more leverage than "testify or we'll hurt you again". Almost always, people they threaten are also criminals and would be put in prison too if they told the truth.

>>49503108
He's so close to enlightenment

When is this sperg gonna go away? Eth 2.0 coming never

>>49503108
Your name isnt given to you by the goverment it's from your parents and your ancestors and your cultural background
wtf is this autist sperging about

>>49517175
>Jewish
>autistic
>
well, I mean

>>49503108
>tfw I make it by buying the name dolphinforest.eth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buJ2nAGp_ac

>>49503108
The greatest geniuses are also the most eccentric. This is extremely bullish