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big dump

>>49502900
checked, i think it is

>>49502900
unironically the biggest day in months

>>49502944
>>49502968
they do not go with so many people if its a nothing burger.

>>49502968
Today?

big gay

>>49502900
Nothing will be announced at the talk today. They already released the staking blogpost earlier this week. Only 41%ers are still hyping it

We dump

Where can I watch this shit?

ill smoke a shit ton of weed and drink a six pack just before it starts, already registered to see the stream.

>>49503319
unless someone here streams it and posts a link, you can only watch it by paying 99 usd on the consensus website. Im pretty sure someone will stream it for anons tho.

>>49502900
it's dumping already, get out while you can, this shit will hit 1 $ very soon

>>49503244
Staking was a jab to split your guard. Ccip is the big right hand that’s coming tonight

>>49503351
You don't know shit about boxing, bucko

>>49503351
The fact sergey cancelled his 10 minute talk doesn't fill me with confidence

>>49503380
I am literally a heavyweight Manny Pacquiao

>>49503408
When did he cancel it?

How many hours til Sergey

>they are already dumping btc again

So tiresome

>>49502900
Big enough to make it to the headlines

>>49503420
Anyone's guess

>>49503425
7h 55min

>>49503408
Do you realize he still has an hour long slot right?

Today might wipe out the pump we’ve been seeing

>>49503469
God I hope my prediction about him not being in public since pre pandemic times leading to agrophobia and panic attacks hasn’t come true

>>49503475
I do. I could be wrong but the agenda doesn't look like it could contain anything substantial to do with staking

>>49503475
Do you realize they released the agenda for that hour slot?

>>49503494
Unlikely. He is still due to speak in the other time-slot

What is today. Or should I check on r/outoftheloop

>>49503766
Kill yourself nigger faggot redditor

>>49503766
you can start with blowing your fucking brains out

>>49503766
Where are all these retards coming from?

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Sergey is talking for 50 mins total now.

He doesn't have that 10 min session anymore

>>49504013
together with testdrive they will present a new feature.

>>49504013
Didn't realise they extended Sergey's time. Even removing his 10 min talk he is still speaking for longer

>stacking and ccip announced will global economy rugs
classic, see you at ico prices

>>49504711
what does it mean?

STREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>49503791
>>49503824
>>49503846

Kek bait boys

>>49503409
You're a heavyweight, that's for sure

Wasn't it free in 2019 when they announced mainnet
Who would pay 99 to see the same slides

>>49502900
BTC is already dumping and the stream hasn't even started.
How bullish is this news going to be and how low will BTC dump?
To 5k?

>>49505650
They added another three slides this year

Where's the stream link?

>>49505650
inflation

What time does this start?

Sell signal
And a major one
Linkies roping is the next big day for link
And API3 flipping obviously

>>49508256
3:15pm cst

>>49503034
Tonight.
Its happening tonight.
Strap in.

Sergay WILL betray.

>>49502900
Lets fuckin go boys

>>49503464
thank you zach based king

>>49503464
based zach do it right and take as many with you as you can bro thank you king

Staking roadmap released a few days ago what else can Sergey talk about besides the same bs PowerPoint presentation slides

Hasn’t he already appeared on stage? Did we really miss it?

>>49509047
>bulgarian josh
LOOK AT HIS HEAD

>>49503420
Chainlink Labs engineer here, risking a lot by posting this. Sergey hasn't been seein in weeks. Rumor has it he has fled the country due to SEC investigations. We released the staking roadmap as a distraction while we try and get into main wallet which Sergey has the only known keys to.

>>49509047
dont believe his lies. the event is in a few hours

>>49508798
You bitches better be doing your part

>>49502900
I hate the whales...
BTC and ETH are preparing for a dump just in time for Sergey's talk.

>record breaking inflation numbers
>markets dumping
BUT YEAH DUDE YOUR SHIT COIN WILL TOTALLY MOONT ODAY!

>>49509601
Normies living paycheck to paycheck need to sell chainlink

>>49509601
What a fucking retard

>>49509437
This ones for you Sergey
Take us to lamboland

>>49509775
yeah bro, nothing matters, alll that matters is some dude on 4chan told you $100 by eoy so its 100% guaranteed, fuck macro economics!

>>49509601
>>49510000
Seething homo. Keep screeching.

@chainlinkbrit is streaming it later on twitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQDXkv2Ynrs

https://github.com/smartcontractkit/documentation/pull/791/commits/7cc0075bc7ea31befebb1b3e910e7b06357e1661

>>49510000
Checked. LINK TO $10000

>>49505650
To filter out Nick Ger and his informative insight in the chat.

>>49510222
This has been there for months

>>49510000
Unironically yes

Explain this LINKIES

>Staking roadmap released
>Dump the most

>>49510000
>macro economics
Just because you’re an alcoholic who watches Raol Pal interviews doesn’t mean you know absolutely fuck all about economics you pathetic little brainlet

>>49502900
>big day
>-5%$
damn!

Why am I not surprised we're dumping again

I'm soo tired bros

>>49510222
Checked
Oh shit fss

>>49510401
Chainlink pumps on performance, not news or rumors.
Once staking starts rolling out and locking up supply along with CCIP increasing demand, then the price is going to go batshit insane.

If you want a speculation ridden shit coin, literally pick any other crypto

>>49510000 (wasted)
buy signal

>>49502900
How much money will I make if I buy 2 Link?

>>49510642
How does 20 thousand dollars sound?

DECO

>>49510222
This makes a ton of sense
Consensys is eth shitfest
Cl releases fair sequencing services for eths preferred scaling solution

>>49510522
>Chainlink pumps on performance, not news or rumors.
It's fun to fantasize.
Except this is objectively, observably false.

>>49509437
If Sergey delivers and saves us from this manipulated ETH dump I will go to Mcdonalds right after the stream ends and buy a Big Mac.
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday and am quite hungry.

>>49510222
Chainlink layer 0:
>To help your applications identify when the sequencer is unavailable, you can use a data feed that tracks the last known status of the sequencer at a given point in time. This is to allow customers to prevent mass liquidations by providing a grace period to allow customers to react to such an event.

>>49509437
i just finished my bigmac and a chocolate shake. Just how Sergey would've wanted.

>>49511242
Fss out
Per the horserimmer fss is a ccip implementation
Fss may be the first iteration of ccip

>>49511242
Keep eating

>>49510344
>committed 15 hours ago

>dumps

>>49511835
based retard. its a L2 Sequencer Health Flag documentation. This is not FSS

https://docs.chain.link/docs/l2-sequencer-flag/

>>49510000
Checked. Confirmed %100 chance at $100. 100x100 is 10,000. 10000 get. It’s happening. Strap in fags.

Im just ordering my big mac meal + 20 nuggets and a shake

>>49511242
>>49513555
has sergey ever actually hinted at enjoying McDonald's? Or is it entirely a meme.

>>49513603
Well he did tell that heartwarming story about how they call him three for free at his local McDonald’s

>>49513555
I got two bigmacs and a mc chicken
both for the memes today

>>49513900
>dubs
>ID: 69NEET

he is with us in this thread

>>49510901
They’re literally hitting the necessary KPIs though. The fuck are you smoking. They’re the standard for oracles in DeFi.

>>49510000
HECKING checkerino

Hi mates, don't let those shillers fool [ya|you}. Invest only the trusted projects! Like Chainlink.

>Buy & stake Chainlink Tokens
>Audit by CoinScope
>Verified KYC Team
>Verified random functions

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>>49513911
Hmmmm

>>49510000
>$100 by eoy so its 100% guaranteed
quads of truth!!!

>>49514316
gunna go grab a big mac

>>49514316
Delivery?
Jesus.
>Has valid excuse to leave his house, walk away from his computer, maybe get a tiny amount of exercise
>Gets delivery

>>49514385
Closest mcdonalds is like 6km away

anyone got a stream running?

>>49514316
kek. I'll get mine too

anyone got a stream?

>>49513900
checked

should be interesting, he's taking for 40 mins + a 10 min q&a

>>49514316
Prepared well I see

>>49514316
I ordered five guys but the sticker sealing my bag peeled off very easily and there was paper stuck to it. that fucker ate some of my fries. rated him 1 star.

>>49514866
He was checking it for poison. He knew how important you are and doesn't want you to die. You should change your rating to 5 stars or next time you just might die.

>>49514866
something like 2/3 of the deliveries they eat shit out of

Is it over? Was it a nothing Burger and that’s why it’s dipped?

>>49515120
yeah they just talked about VRF for 30min again holy shit

>>49514866
probably, id imagine a lot of crack head type of people do these jobs and they'll usually be too broke to buy their own food.

>>49515120
>>49515133
unbelievable, 30 min of VRF and 10 min of web3.0, paper & brand based trust to hackable smart contract guarantees, blah, blah, blah

I was going to buy mcdonalds but then my phone was dead and I decided I'd rather buy 2 linkies instead.

>>49514742
I NEED A STREAM AS WELL

how am i suppose to wank to plaid man?

>>49503244
So when is the actual staking coming, anon. Been waiting since their partnership with Allianceblock lmao

>>49502900
Are you retarded or you think XRP and chainlink will rule the world together?

MY GOD LADS, SOMEONE WITH MONEY COULD SURELY STREAM IT ON TWITCH, SIMPLE AS

>>49502900
where is the link?

we are not getting a stream are we
biz is dead

>>49515554
Fucking kek linkies really are poor aren't they

>Go to McDonalds to get my special edition Consensus BigMac
>Brown zoomer standing in front of drive through with cardboard sign
>"Need money for kidney transplant, blah blah blah"
Does this shit happen where you guys live?

>>49515554
We're just broke

This is depressing. us not having the steam is unironically more worrying to me than the 85% fall in price

>>49515599
checked

>>49515672
Honestly. If we don't have a record of the talk we will see massive reduction in post consensys memes. This is really bad for the culture. Im out

>>49515672
How about people don't want nogs to doxx them everytime.

>>49515428
Next few months for prototype staking, next yr for full staking with open rewards from usage fees generated

>>49515554
I have one :) not sharing it with you faggots tho. I'll drip feed crumbs to you in here though like poor fans but only if you reply "please sir I want some more "

>>49515688
checked

>>49515710
May our dark Lord curse your testicle with seven kinds of cancer.

>>49502900
I am astral projecting my consciousness into the conference room in 15 minutes, as no stream.

What questions do you want me to ask Sergey?

>>49515751
I have zero testicle :)

>No stream
It's over

incredibly bearish that we have no streams

That's it. I'm selling

>>49515771

>no stream
not great

>>49503351
Fuck that though what's with Cometh integrating Chainlink VRF for a tamper proof experience for cometh battle players or some shit

I am at the event, Sergey is hinting at deco, feel free to AMA

WHAT IS GOING ON, ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT RUG PULL? BANKRUPTCY OPTIONS? SOMEONE PLEASE

>>49515904
what the fuck sergey is not physically in austin?

>>49515904
HE JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW TEXTING APP

WE MADE IT BOYS

SERGEY JUST SAID HE IS SELLING WHAT THE FUCK

>>49515904
I'm going to fucking throw up

>>49515904
It's a fkin zoom call

$99

>>49515933
He can't travel because he is not vaccinated

my id will decide chainlink destiny

>>49515964
Bullish, I'm rebuying my stack

>>49515950
Think of it! End to end encrypted texts, powered by CHAINLINK (currently .5 Link a text) WE DID IT

>>49515914
Is he... not hinting... about anything?

>>49516008
Only talked about encryption mainly so far

>>49515964
incredibly bullish I retract my former statement

>>49515914
Post a pic of the current slide.

NEW SLIDES ALERT

same slides so far

>>49514866
lol i need to take a break from /biz/

>>49516034
>>49516039
Which is it??????????

sir gay actually hasn't left his house since covid started. he knows he's too important.

>>49515904
he looks fucking terrible

>>49515964
Okay, I'm going all in.

Im at consensus boys.....its the same slides....everyone in the crowd is pulling up their exchanges and dumping.....its ogre

>>49516057
HMMM MAYBE IT WAS THE DEATH THREATS????!
FUCKING RETARDS

>>49515964
He is double vaxxed and paranoid of covid

t. insider

Was tricking people into paying $99 to see the same slides part of their plan?

>>49516050
okay new slides but just summarizing adoption so far

>>49516089
these are hard times with inflation and all.. I don't blame sergey

Same new old slides so far. Look newer old new slides.


Slides.

insider here, sergey is not in person not because of covid shit but because he ordered too much at the airport mcdonalds and couldnt finish in time, he really hates being rushed when he eats, he's literally streaming from a car in a drive thru

>>49515964
Just bought 777 Link.

>>49515672
We've lost money straight for over a year, im not spending money on being told im going to keep losing money for a while longer

>>49505650
You don't understand anon, after 5 years I NEED my fix of those slides. I'll pay anything just to see the slides man.

You retards still havent learned to sell the news? Its SIBOS all over again.

>>49516030
I can't it's audio only

Holy fuck, we just dumped 2 pennies. What did Sergey say?

>>49515672
they will more than likely post in on youtube soon. also if they announce anything important it'll be online soon enough.

>>49516195
I'd sell the news if I could hear any news

He just name dropped DECO and FSS

>>49516232

You sell the news before the event. Not during.

>>49516234
Based

well, it's not a live stream

but if you need any consolation heres two brazilians saying how great chainlink were when they met solange guerreiro. they basically said chainlink is 10/10


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrwB4k1T-B8

>>49516195
>Hey there, fellow white guys!

>>49516234
deco is big as fuck, no institutions until this is in place

offchain reporting e uma delicia

>>49516334
Gay bear with a Chainlink shirt in the back right

abstraction layer
banks...

>>49516373
he's the one of the original "im gay and i hold chainlink" posters

Sergey just announced Chainlink 2.0 goes live this year. Never seen him with this much energy before.

When does Gravelcoin hit Web3?

whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSS8Gk5UxE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSS8Gk5UxE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSS8Gk5UxE4

new youtube vid just dropped. sir gays consensus same slides

>>49516904
Thanks anon

Is he using the shirt for the memes at this point? Wtf

>>49516904
if he's not wearing the same shirt i'm marketselling all of it

>>49516959
he definitely is. same underwear, too.

>>49516976
thank god, there's still hope yet

NO STAKING OR CCIP, SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>49502900

STAKING THIS YEAR I SEE A BOUNCE

>>49510000
Wasted

>>49502900
>thinking ETH and BTC are going to be used for bank and retail payments
Utterly delusional

>>49518107
Not as wasted as your portfolio faggot
Link is a fucking embarrassment

>>49518216
Just buy back in mate you can’t live like this forever

>>49513603
Chainlink's San Francisco office is one block away from the Market St. McDonald's.

>>49510000
this but unironically checked

>>49513900
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I capitulated at 7.5 dollars and sold my 10k link stack. Will I regrete it kek?

>>49515964
>tfw LINK will make it impossible to forge these sorts of documents in the future.

>>49518876
kek?

>>49518856
>>49513900

this is when his sinister addiction began.

>>49518767
I saw some woog from the tenderloin weighing out crack in there before