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>>49499979
One dize fits all

>>49499979
Complete vaporwave bullshit

>>49500000
Based digits
I hope you’re right

>>49499979
>Cures common, least dangerous illnesses
>Immune system never has a chance to build up fighting those
>Die the first time you get anything even slightly resilient
I dig it. Hope all the normies get the chip.

>>49499979
>THINK LINK
One of the more obvious pre programming signs.

Give me the chip I don't care anymore. I'll slave 40 years of my life away, just let me achieve my final form.

>>49500000
Confirmed numbas! Musk is a scammer.

>>49500029
He’s calling his chip LINK
This is all a psyop right?

>>49499979
>think LINK
>neurolink
>chainlink
>LINK

Pretty much everytime this guy opens his mouth he ends up looking dumber than he did before.

>>49500000
>vaporwave

>JC, the net's going... the net's going black! JC! No more neuralinks, transmissions of any kind. We'll start again...live in villages...if you receive this... if you survive... then find us! Find us!

>>49500000
Checked

If it helps disabled people, all good. Bigger reservations around improving IQ. That gets all philosophical. Like, what is IQ anyway? And increased speed of thought, if artificial, may not be much fun at all. Hell actually.

>>49499979
Musk isn't a doctor, an engineer or a coder.
Every product he promises is just hot air for investors.

>>49500000
>vaporware is dead, long live vaporwave

>>49500000
Checked and accurate

>>49500000
Based. I Hate the antichrist.

>>49499992
BONK!

>>49500000
Checked

>>49500000
Fucking checked. We are centuries off from this tech. The brain isn't even properly understood yet. This cunt may as well be a witch doctor giving out leeches.

>>49500907
checked

>>49501307
yup, purely investorsbait
>>49501357
soon enough

>>49501357
better be a good pump

>>49501357
tell me again once binance lists it

>>49501357
time to revive the good old "binance listing wen"

>>49501383
that shit only tells me when I'm going to fail, ngmi

Given how money is being spent elsewhere, I’m completely down with Musk’s vapourware.

>>49500000
Time for electro synth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQzHutWwuwc

Source: lab monkeys have been 100% cured of everything, forever

>>49501307
>it’s all vaporware bros
Meanwhile

>>49500000
checked & i love macintosh plus floral shoppe

Well, he's not wrong. Dead people don't get sick.

The implant has like 1 in 3 survival rate in monkeys.

>>49499979
what he said is neuralink will cure all common mental illnesses which he's right

depression, adhd, ocd, anxiety

neuralink can instigate the body to produce the chemicals to combat those issues (make more serotonin, make more dopamine, etc.)

>>49502058
You trust a company with that power?
What happens when they start targeting ads straight to your brain

>>49502099
No need to worry. You can trust me

>>49500888
You're overthinking it.
And the moment IQ improvements get possible, a race to the bottom (to the top?) is inevitable. You'll either burn away more and more of your humanity to stay ahead of the curve or fall behind and be a biocontaminant to be disposed of and recycled for his protein.
Incentives, son.

>>49502236
I bet the moment brainchip becomes popular, they’re going to use them to take out the people who didn’t “upgrade”
They’ll be able to communicate with each other instantly.
LINK hackers will control armies of chipped people

>>49502006
>installed by a robot
kek
no thank you

>>49502282
>Why don't you don't want to get chip, bro? I feel great!

>>49502332
holy shit
literally our future as a race

>>49499992
>>49502332
The media is perfectly fine with this
Clown world

>>49500000
Witnessed. Trust no musk.

>>49502236
>people start to implant chips in their head
>past a certain threshold company that designed the pulls the switch and changes said people into slaves
Alternatively
>get chipped
>do something the government doesn't like
>have your brain fried
This shit is demonic and the only way it could work is that both software and firmware would be open source and only way to affect said chip is by physical contact with it, no wireless shit that's prone to hacking

>>49502332
this made me laugh

>>49499979
And people just give this grifter money
This shit is absolutely ridiculous

>>49499992
isnt that just the prototype? the actual one goes under the skin

>>49502535
Yeah
1st generation adopters will work out most of the issues and eventually it’ll be easy to install and tiny

>>49500000
We face madness together, brother.
And we laugh at it.

>>49499979
How does chip in the head cure the flu?

this guy can't even get cars to drive themselves and he's trying to sell people on fucking windows 98 in your brain. Fuckin retards.

>>49502710
They do a pretty fucking good job of it actually
If you would have shown me the Tesla AI driving ability as a kid. I would have been shocked.

I hate musk but I’m not stupid enough to doubt what he’s capable of

>>49500907
>>49502022
fuck I wanna go back to like 2013-2014 at this point

>>49503000
Checked and emopilled

>>49503000
checked & i'll dca bitcoin like an unhinged motherfucker

>>49502006
killed more than half the animals being used for testing.

>>49503066
That didn’t stop the FDA from approving aspartame and AZT

>>49499979
I just want my immersive sim reality

>>49499992
Not doing this though

What’s scary is half the people will say
>dur vaporware
And the other half will get the chip
A small minority will resist

>>49501189
New shitcoin brain bonk is launching based on this