/biz/ - Business & Finance

GAY SEX

Wow bottoming just in time for Shemitah year to end. Fascinating.

FUCK

>>49495283
In pre-semitic aka pre-christian times, when our culture was still fully native, we Europeans used to punish people engaging in unnatural sexual acts by stripping them of all their belongings and drowning them in swamps.

And why specifically drowned in swamps, why not buried in the ground? Because that's how dishonorable and disgusting it was seen as. People didn't want to contaminate the soil with the flesh of someone who had engaged in such dishonorable and unnatural acts. And they thought such an individual deserved ONLY a dishonorable death and a dishonorable burial - since he had lived a dishonorable life.

There was also an important religious reason: all Europeans believed in reincarnation, and the purpose and function of burial mounds were that the individual who reincarnated would in his new life find his grave and open it and see his remains and to touch the items (the weapon and the clothes etc) which he used in a previous life, and from that experience awaken the memories of his past life. That's also why faggots were drowned in swamps. To make sure such he would not find his grave and recall his life. Because what good would it do for someone to remember a life so dishonorable and worthless?

The idea acts of faggotry could be seen as "okay" was introduced with the arrival of christianity, a jewish religion. Faggotry was very common amongst the priests and monks. For some related info, read Himmler's 1937 speech about faggotry: https://archive.is/JlkBd

Throughout history, jews have always spread, popularized and "normalized" sexual degeneracy and perversions, in order to weaken the fabric of the society of their enemies. Undermining society and destroying the strength of families by attacking human sexuality and distorting and corrupting it is one of the most commonly used tactics the jews employ in their war against the goyim.

You are all going to get unironically fucked over by the pox. We have met every metric on here and are actually ahead of schedule.
Do not get shaken out of SIGA by some pissed off Jews who got caught shorting or want in cheaper or you WILL rope.
I shit you not I am jacked to the fucken TITS.

The rest of you will miss out on another easy money making opportunity.

limit down open tomorrow
8.7% print

>>49495285
Shut up and buy the bottom. Shalom

>>49495322
what is your average anon? Sitting at 11.30 here

Final consensus, tomorrow will be a pump if digits

>>49495322
Nobody cares about SIGA. We're going to buy the fuck out of leveraged index dips.

Bullrun tomorrow

>>49495361
Thanks, Baggie. Congrats on your shekels recently.

>>49495379
10 rock hard cocks pumping and fucking your ass bitch nigger bastard

i don't want to live anymore. i hate money and i hate niggers.

>>49495309
You are a idiot if you think pagans gave a fuck about gay sex. Pre Christiananity was pretty fucking gay.

>>49495283
In pre-semitic aka pre-christian times, when our culture was still fully native, we Europeans used to punish people engaging in unnatural sexual acts by stripping them of all their belongings and drowning them in swamps.

And why specifically drowned in swamps, why not buried in the ground? Because that's how dishonorable and disgusting it was seen as. People didn't want to contaminate the soil with the flesh of someone who had engaged in such dishonorable and unnatural acts. And they thought such an individual deserved ONLY a dishonorable death and a dishonorable burial - since he had lived a dishonorable life.

There was also an important religious reason: all Europeans believed in reincarnation, and the purpose and function of burial mounds were that the individual who reincarnated would in his new life find his grave and open it and see his remains and to touch the items (the weapon and the clothes etc) which he used in a previous life, and from that experience awaken the memories of his past life. That's also why faggots were drowned in swamps. To make sure such he would not find his grave and recall his life. Because what good would it do for someone to remember a life so dishonorable and worthless?

The idea acts of faggotry could be seen as "okay" was introduced with the arrival of christianity, a jewish religion. Faggotry was very common amongst the priests and monks. For some related info, read Himmler's 1937 speech about faggotry: https://archive.is/JlkBd

Throughout history, jews have always spread, popularized and "normalized" sexual degeneracy and perversions, in order to weaken the fabric of the society of their enemies. Undermining society and destroying the strength of families by attacking human sexuality and distorting and corrupting it is one of the most commonly used tactics the jews employ in their war against the goyim.

>>49495370
>>49495389
Sorry Mumus, Its Bobo's turn.

>>49495363
$10.90
Unless your blind you'll realize that today was a short attack, that price action wasn't normal. They're going to shake the shit out of this tree, I might just take a month vacation and come back to $30 SIGA. Might be one of the last chances I get before the fags ruin everything.

>>49495322
I made more money shorting electric cars than this gay nigger virus can make me.

>>49495322
Ooooo nooooooo. Not a spooky infograph. It couldn't possibly be propaganda

>>49486153
>>49486416
Lmao told you niggers..... /smg/ will never listen
t. Inside Bobo

>>49495427
Can you put a tl dr on that shit?

>>49495446
They literally said cpi numbers will be elevated, priced in kid

>>49495427
> In pre-semitic aka pre-christian times, when our culture was still fully native, we Europeans used to punish people engaging in unnatural sexual acts by stripping them of all their belongings and drowning them in swamps.
Nice fan fic faggot. Paganism is super gay and always has been

Also, not /smg/ related. Go back to 2010s reddit. kek

>>49495431
Its in almost every country. I do not see how they can contain it. They said they contained the last time it appeared. Canada and the UK are vaccinating the homos already. Who knows

>>49495468
Kneegrow I told you what would happen 8hrs ago..... Check the futes!

Am I crazy for thinking the market will bounce after this huge sell off?

>>49495498
Vaccination is not that effective (70-80%). That would be good enough if normal people had it, but fags aren't normal. They'll have 100 sexual partners a day if left to their own device, disease or no disease.

>>49495505
Yes and stop asking, it’s going to zero everything goes to zero

>>49495498
>uk is withholding cases
>us isn't testing/letting cases walk around without isolating

Its fucken over. Once it gets firmly infested into somewhere like India and China is it fucken OVER.

>>49495505
On what macro news? It’s all bad and will continue being bad until Republicans take Congress in November, and even then I don’t know if they can actually do anything to fix the problems we have

>>49495505
thats a man

>>49495563
>that pic
Hoky FUCK there is no way that can be true.

>>49495505
Sure it will

>HOGS
Slurpbros you must continue on without me
I have been hog broken

CPI will be significantly lower tommorow, home prices are down, retailers are offering discounts, jobs have been lost, its going to be under 7 percent.

>>49495563
Why did passed generations sell everything out from under us bros

>>49495616
I don't believe it, but that would be just the thing to happen in this cluster b market.

>>49495616
pure cope
dilate

>>49495616
I could see it beating expectations slightly, but no way it's a full point below expectations.
If that actually happened, the NASDAQ might be up 6% tomorrow.

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>49495631
>>49495636
its true, retailers were overstocked so now they're offering discounts to clear inventory, home prices have been going down and my landlord just knocked 30K off the price of this house and its only been on the market a month.

>>49495616
Cope.... The markets will be 3% lower tomorrow at close.... Screencap this

Rocker cursed siga holders, a tale as old as time.

>>49495671
cpi is only judged off tampons and pickled olives.

SARK
Free cash flow on this one is a monster. If energy prices stay inflated, this could take off.

How bad is it going to get tomorrow bois, im getting some real crashy vibes

What time is the cpi report being released

>>49495616
Lmao both the fed and the white house were already putting out damage control about inflation. There's no way CPI doesn't meet expectations

Also In b4 no significant change

You people are a blight on society, trying to profit on a fake little game while real people go out and do actual work.

>>49495828
they released it earlier today anon, try to keep up

>>49495816
digits and its all over. everything to zero.

N

>>49495883
>society
You're goddamn right.

>>49495883
real people who go out and do actual work are also invested in the market whether they are aware of it or not

>>49495883
>>49495563
there is no more real work, it's all fake and gay

>>49495283
In pre-semitic aka pre-christian times, when our culture was still fully native, we Europeans used to punish people engaging in unnatural sexual acts by stripping them of all their belongings and drowning them in swamps.

And why specifically drowned in swamps, why not buried in the ground? Because that's how dishonorable and disgusting it was seen as. People didn't want to contaminate the soil with the flesh of someone who had engaged in such dishonorable and unnatural acts. And they thought such an individual deserved ONLY a dishonorable death and a dishonorable burial - since he had lived a dishonorable life.

There was also an important religious reason: all Europeans believed in reincarnation, and the purpose and function of burial mounds were that the individual who reincarnated would in his new life find his grave and open it and see his remains and to touch the items (the weapon and the clothes etc) which he used in a previous life, and from that experience awaken the memories of his past life. That's also why faggots were drowned in swamps. To make sure such he would not find his grave and recall his life. Because what good would it do for someone to remember a life so dishonorable and worthless?

The idea acts of faggotry could be seen as "okay" was introduced with the arrival of christianity, a jewish religion. Faggotry was very common amongst the priests and monks. For some related info, read Himmler's 1937 speech about faggotry: https://archive.is/JlkBd

Throughout history, jews have always spread, popularized and "normalized" sexual degeneracy and perversions, in order to weaken the fabric of the society of their enemies. Undermining society and destroying the strength of families by attacking human sexuality and distorting and corrupting it is one of the most commonly used tactics the jews employ in their war against the goyim.

>>49495883
What you mean by "you people"?

>>49495759
Excuse me, anon. That's not entirely accurate since pickled olives are in fact a food item, which does not count towards the CORE CPI of tampons and dragon dildos.

Yippee! Verizon fucked off forever and now i have my points back on my credit score. I have two cards so far, I guess ill get an air miles card next. Im pretty stoked. Never pay the cell jew. Glad i broke that contract.

>>49495940
did he died?

>>49495446
Will my 396 SPY put have a chance? Things look promising

>>49495980
Nah just hit an air pocket. He robbed the nurse when he danced out of the hospital.

help im getting heem'd

2008 lost a monthly trend. So far 2022 has lost a weekly trend. They're not comparable (yet) especially not using a daily time-frame chart like OP. The end is not here....yet. gotta hold 3160 on s and p.

I hope we make it gay sex bros

>>49495828
8:30am Stock Market Time

>>49495627
Idk but I really hope the future will be violent.

Digits and SPY hits $408 tomorrow. If not, we're due for pain.

>>49496030
He doesn't know that I filled the container he is breathing in with Monkey Cox.

>>49496082
>>49495892

OMFG it made it to my area. Mother fucker! AAAAAAA
We’re fucked bros. Military exercise pic is happening. I’m so fuckin mad. My kids will be fucking homeschooled again next year. People are going to kill them selves. All because fuckin homos can’t stop buttfucking and breathing on people.

>>49496082
Why won’t women let me lick their tummies? It just not fair. I’d literally clean any lint from their navel with my tongue. It’s a win win from them.

>>49495254
Market rallies if CPI misses
Market rallies if CPI hits slightly higher
Check em

>>49496143
If dubs, we crab. Your puts and calls are now worthless! SNIPPITY SNAPPITY

if market opens tomorrow, it will close.

>>49496129
Wow, so it has penetrated San Fran.

If lines go up, they also go down.

Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to my anime figures?

Bullrun and Gayvin Newsom gets gout.

>>49496170
Carlos!

if peepee go in poopoo, then poopoo go in peepee

....tomorrow, we crab.

>>49496185
not if they are zoids

>>49496185
If I ever caught my son taking an interest in anime I would immediately enroll him into a psych ward

>>49496170
I’ve stayed the fuck out of SF my whole life.
>”omg guys let’s go to the city !!!”
>no.
SF is a fucking cesspool of a city.

Singles and I drop 4 figures into multiple 3X ETF's tomorrow. Dubs and I drop 5 figures. Let's roll.

>>49495505
I had a physical today with a cute asian doctor. She kept telling me how healthy I was. I hate asians I really don't want to get yellow fever.
>>49495616
The odds of that happening are really small, but we would literally go up 5% in a day if that happened. Could be a good lotto ticket.

>>49496128
>>49496213
devour all crabs

All my stocks are green tomorrow.

>>49496189
I voted for the spic that’s against mandates. Newsome is going to crush it again. This place is full of subservient retards.

Tommorow the CPI decides where we go. I predict SPY will close at around 390

>>49496237
all your shares are belong to bobo

>>49496221
Why, you already failed as a father. Might as well buy the hormone blockers instead of making him go through the extra steps at the ward.

Dubs and the market goes left for the first time ever.

dubs and the peepee goes in the poopoo and siga moons

enlighten me on $UPRO, what are the pros/cons of it over $SPY?

>>49496299

>>49496170
lmao

>>49496303
pro it goes up more. con it goes down more.

This thread is fucking shit. Why don’t you retards talk about something meaningful for once?

>>49496331
So if I were in it for the really long run, UPRO would probably be preferable then eh?

>>49496338

>>49496249
I turned in a fake vax card and no one has said a thing. I filled it out in my office all with the same pen and writing. The last two years have made me hate everyone and my career has greatly improved.

>>49496338
Lets blame jews

>>49496338
Feel free to kick off the discussion, faggot.

>>49496338
I try to sometimes. I never get any good feedback. It just goes back to Bobo, mumu, oil, soxl, siga, hidden tigers.

>>49496338
I made a tuna salad sandwich for dinner.

>>49496338
go back to /crypto/

>>49496338
gay sex gay sex gay sex gay sex gay sex

>>49496303
I'd suggest reading these two links.

http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>>49496368
Yeah pretending to be “vaccinated” has gotten really old. So many people faked it. It’s a fucking joke.

>>49496338
I jerked off to banging this lgl in her bedroom after a private piano lesson

>>49496359
you'll get you shit kicked in if you buy before a crash like dotcom or 2008 and may never recover

>>49496388
Same, I get told to go back to ribbit even though I've never been there once in 10 years of posting.

>>49496405
Ok will do, thanks.
>>49496422
I'm not buying shit rn, I'm completely liquid. This is for 2023ish

>>49495505
>the market will bounce after this huge sell off
Yes, but not before... BOOBA!

Gaypox bros. Congrats. You sucked and fucked your way to community transmission.

>>49496410
I frequent amusement parks and everyone is always coughing. It's pretty much summer and everyone is always sick. It's beyond stupid.

>>49496368
how did you decide what to put as the “lot number” and stuff?

>>49496468
I hold shares in both the vaccine and the treatment and I’m not even happy about it. This shit makes me angry.

>>49496421
Hey pervert. Someone added you to the loser list

how low will the Dow go and what should i buy when it bottoms?
it hit 18,000 in 2020 which was the obvious bottom

>>49496493
Yep I know like 15 people with CoVid right now. All boosted.

>>49496499
I directly copied the first google image search. I don't think they even took a copy of it just marked it down as valid.

>>49495883
I make more money from 9:30am to 10am in my bed than someone at McDonald's does working 40 hours in a week. I guess society values me more.

I wanna quit waging bros. I have $150k invested right now, considering taking a chunk of that to get into daytrading.
Any full-time daytraders ITT? How much capital did you start with?

>>49496500
You realize it's just a psyop to give the Fed an excuse to keep printing, right?

>>49496499
You just rip one off some pleb on social media. The lot #’s are for thousands of doses. They don’t have individual ids. These are of course just my theories and I would never ever do something like that.

>>49496129
Bullish for SIGA

>>49496528
anon that’s fine if you’re proud of whoring out your bussy like that, but maybe consider keeping it to yourself to save face in the future

>>49496533
Yes, Mr.Mason. They’ll still start with the mandatory bullshit again over it and I’ll once again be called insane for not going along with it.

>>49496529
$150k is enough to daytrade full time but start with MUCH smaller than that if you've never done before. You could literally lose all of that on a single play with only $20k down.

>>49495505
i miss my chinese ex girlfriend with perfect titties like this, not larping

ETNB and a little bit of SKYT...
>keeps me green all day

>>49496523
Covid still exists?
>>49496128
Crab chads are probably right, we dump all morning then crab up as shorts close out.

>>49496587
>Crab chads are probably right, we dump all morning then crab up as shorts close out.
That's what I'm thinking. Put/call ratio is too skewed. Market makers will pump SPY back up before close.

>>49495505
yeah, that's a man

It's over tomorrow. Cash gang will finally get the delicious dipperino they deserve.

>>49496666
Wew checked

>>49496666
Wew, lad

>>49496666
OH NONONONO

>>49496666
lol fucking checked, selling AMD, holding cash, buying the bottom of whatever /smg/ tells me too

>>49496666
C..Checked

>>49496666
checked, but gonna have to wait another year at least for the real dip
gonna need a repub house and senate and pres to deregulate again

UVIX

>>49496768
UwUvix

If I buy an option with settled cash, and then sell it at the end of the day, is there the potential for a good faith violation there? Also, would the proceeds from the sell be settled by the next morning so I can do it again?

my average cost for Intel is 42.20. Annual income of 100 bucks

>>49496666
I pray.

What happened at 12.25 pm?

>>49496837
>pajamas
>dark skin
You know she just took a morning shit and piss. Would not sniff

>>49496170
Not during pride month Chudlos

>>49496868
Low T

https://youtu.be/5m7rNr91rC0
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

>>49496868
Low T

>>49496795
No its not a good faith violation to buy an option with settled cash and sell it on the same day. However the cash may not settle in time for your next purchase as settlement takes 1-3 days.
If however you purchase an option without sufficient cash in the account then use the proceeds from the option sale to cover the purchase prior to depositing sufficient cash to cover the sale it counts as free riding and would get your account restricted.

>Ah, looks like I'll have to play some more vidya while I wait for the Jews to acknowledge SIGA

>>49496981
Thanks
And right, I'm only buying with settle cash, so hopefully no chance of a freeriding or good faith. Usually options trades settle overnight for me, but I've never looked after buying and selling in the same day...

>>49496666
Whoa

>>49496868
Low T

GAY SEX IS NOW AIRBORNE!!!

>>49497062
Oh shit, I better hold my breath!

>>49495883
i work 1 day a week

>>49497020
It will just get flagged as a day trade of which you can have up to 3 of in any given week, but not a good faith violation which would be 3 per 12 months. Your account should have a panel that allows you to track them

Give me your deepest darkest black pill of what the next 10 years of civilization looks like

>>49497093
>flagged as a day trade
I don't have a margin account though, would this still apply?

>>49496422
sure if the crash made any sense to begin with but even then you could literally start over and buy it up and you would only need like 2 years of orders assuming you have an education and are not some brute

>>49497111
Brazil everywhere.

>>49497062
Remember to wear your surgical mask when having gay sex with someone who is monkee pox positive.

>>49497114
Cash accounts are prohibited from day trading, you need a margin account if you want to pattern day trade. So yes, it does apply, it would only not apply if you had a margin account with 25k+ in it.

>>49497111
2008 round 2 with 70s style stagflation

>>49497111
Among us will be the most relevant cultural event and will herald the Antichrist

Buy SQQQ

>>49496868
High E

Wait a minute, if inflation is 2% next year (on year), that means that Fred has done his job?
2021 inflation: 2%
2022 inflation: 10%
2023 inflation: 12% (2%+10%)
2021 price of container of widgets: $10,000
2022 price of container of widgets: $11,000
2023 price of container of widgets: $11,220
Shouldn't Fred be aiming to bring inflation down to -8% so that the price of widgets go down to $10,404 (10,000 * 1.02 * 1.02)??

>>49497111
We will still be in the Weimar period of US history, implying we have no reach peak clown world.

>>49497153
Like the video game?

>>49497159
This pasta again?

>>49497111
Like a hurdles competition at the special olympics

>>49496506
What about the faggot that makes his own jam?
Or the pajeets that keep trying to shill their shitty biotech stocks like CRBP and SIGA?
Is baggie supposed to be the last one?

>>49497111
Only because you got trips, but I expect the Antichrist to come on to the scene in the next 5-10 years after the jews rebuild the third temple in Israel. Hopefully pre trib rapture is true and Christians escape before God pours out his wrath on all those who take the mark and worship the beast.

>>49497111
You know the stagflationary 70s, weimar germany, the dot com bubble burst and the 2008 housing crisis?
Imagine all of those crammed together, but this time the majority white population that pulled together to fix the problems no longer exists. Instead of orderly breadlines and people striving to fix the country the streets will be filled with screams of GIBS ME DAT and BIX NOOD MODDAFUCKA.
The mongrel masses will descend on the corpse of the west and feast, and when they are done feasting they will scream "Why has the white man done this to me?"
There will be no where to run to, and the west will descend into a chaos of civil wars and national conflicts the likes of which the world has never seen.
Oh and gas will be $12/gal.

>>49497191
>5-10 years
>god giving a shit about terra
Try decades at the very least

>>49497111
Everyone in my family that took the shot has had a stroke, heart attack, or autoimmune disease just sprout out of the ether in the last few months. A couple of my cousins went nuts. My Dad is the only one who seems fine so far. I did not take the shots and am fine.

>>49497129
we should be so lucky

Depression sucks
I have no enthusiasm for any talents
put on weight that i can't deal with
losing money
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49497259
try using crystals

>>49497226
He asked worst case scenario, I'm not saying that's the exact timeline, but we are certainly in the last days.

>futes

what we thinking of paramount, it looks like it'll only go higher and higher as their contracts expire and more of their content returns to paramount+

>>49497270
WE

>>49497277
>we are in the last days
Ah yes,how long have you christcucks been saying that?

>>49497190
u stupid fucking idiot. SIGA are the gaysex people and yes baggie is the retard who cheats on his gook gf. God damn, you claim your so fucking smart but you are an absolute moron. Stupid fucking retard

>>49497241
I took the shot. Probably had a mini stroke. I'm not crazy though. I don't trust niggers and think we need to keep our rights regarding 2A

>>49497286
I can't tell the difference between PARA and PARAA.

>>49496848
the next leg down

>>49497286
>Paramount
>gives everyone free trial subscriptions to watch Halo
>People do
>People hate that Jewish abomination
>They never end up renewing/paying for a full subscription
>Paramount ignores that info and says "they've gained the most subscribers this year".
>Haha yes

>>49497299
I showed gookfu all the text messages between me and other women. She beat the shit out of me and I took it.

>>49497111
Everything ends up turning out okay despite the economic stagnation, China has a bigger presence on the world stage but gets it's shit pushed in a bit too far for comfort trying to handle some of the issues it will face so the U.S. is never really irrelevant, Defi doesn't replace fiat or the rest of crypto but establishes itself very solidly even if it gets the tits taxed off of it, international division means a large reduction in the amount of tourism and traveling which gets the random sniffles that fuck a couple hundred million people up problem under control, Russia ends up not being the literal satan it's been portrayed as but still goes into a deep economic depression, Zelensky is still alive but mostly keeps his head down running the country, there's a massive Republican resurgence and two consecuitve terms of red presidency but they cool it with the antisemitic remarks and devolve into party infighting for the most part, everyone pretty much forgets about covid besides the kids that were in school at the time, and major energy production/storage breakthroughs his the publicly accessible level of technology which makes shit vastly better for everyone. ICE vehicles still exist but there is a growing community of people that just brew their own ethanol/methanol blend to fuel their vehicles instead as it is cheaper than 6$ a gallon gas. Climate change nutters were right but all their efforts barely manage to save the earth from killing us all in revenge - for now. Oh, and the gamestop baggies were right but are still waiting for the squeeze to end with share prices in the six figure range for several years.

>>49497149
Oh ok, thanks. I guess I haven't violated anything yet

>>49497190
Scoopsy I will personally shit on your face when SIGA is at $50.
I'm serious. I will somehow do it. I will shit on your smug fucken face.

>>49497301
i was reading their page and they say the only difference is that PARAA is a voting stock and that PARA is more plentiful. to me, the company seems highly undervalued right now

>>49497323
I want the record to show I took it and never hit her back. This is very important to me.

>>49497223
accurate
where can we find salvation from such a world?

>>49497270
about to buy some shrooms

>>49497328
Yankees win!

>>49497337
>from the world
No. Just be a morally good person. There is obviously more to reality than what is around us. Your consciousness is obviously not just a bunch of cells screaming at each other.
This world and (((they))) are trying to turn you into a monster. The best revenge you can get is to not let it do so.

>green futures
Do i need to clarify?
Surely i don't need to

>>49497314
from a completely unbiased point of view, halo didn't do that much. too most viewers, it was just a generic sci-fi show. paramount is finally starting to produce original programming like that jackass show and that interesting looking esports show. with dozens of south park movies on the way and of course, all of south park returning in 2025, this seems like a stock that could more than double in that time frame.

>>49497111
>Gen Z will be 10% white and 50% gay
>Texas and Florida are turned WA/CA blue, and California commies take over the US government and impose an 80% income tax
>owning land becomes literally impossible within a 30 mile radius of any city, enveloping suburbs with housing as unaffordable as Seattle currently is — a consequence of FAGMAN going permanently full remote
>trannies will run all the public schools and groom your children (if you manage to have any)
>majority of women (75%+) fall for the sex workers are super cool meme and either have an OnlyFans or a Seeking Arrangement account (literally glorified hookers)
>stagflation so bad that it’ll be 2008 level difficulty to find a job, and you’ll need to get a new job every 2-3 years to keep your salary at genuinenely competitive levels (bad labor market means boss has zero pressure to ever give a raise despite 10%-15% annual inflation)

>futures
Bobo BTFO

>>49497403
Bobo more like boob.

yeah, i've convinced myself. investing 10k in paramount.

>>49497374
Halo fucked them up and everyone that cares about south park has it torrented and will continue to do so rather than pay for another streaming service. HBO Max on the other hand is doing great and is what Paramount wishes it was. Amazon will outcompete both with HBO Max being a close second and Paramount a distant third. They botched Halo which is the easiest thing in the world to not fuck up and the south park all grown up specials were not that great either. That again, most people just acquired without rendering payment.

>>49497379
He said worst case, not most likely. Jeeze.

Gas is hitting record highs. Yet how the hell are people affording to fill up those huge ass R.V's and travel around?

>>49497403
>bobo btfo
others said that yesterday,howd that turn out?

>>49495363
$11. 24, I averaged down today from 11.73.

>>49497374
Halo cost them an absurd amount of money and was not profitable.

>>49497379
You think too small, you don't even mention the jews anywhere in your statements

>>49497426
>check the FRED
Outstanding revolving credit

>>49497283
futures pumping because the CPI numbers have been leaked to the big boys and they're below 7 percent

>>49497372
Bobo you look so cute and cuddly in that tux. Squishy bear. I’m gonna hug you.

>>49497418
>most people just acquired without rendering payment
normies don't spend hours setting up a pirating operation when they can just pay 10 bucks, that's just not a thing. and once again, you seem to be showing bias when it comes to the south park specials. I personally didn't care too much about them, but they generated a lot of buzz and a multimillion dollar deal implying they did well. south park is a powerhouse.

>>49497379
This is the best case scenario not the worst case. You are thinking too small.

>>49497466
South Park is written by jews for normies.

>>49497436
$11.10 here because I buy every down day regardless of the price.

>>49497437
Why do you guys think halo was such a big fucking deal? the minority of paramount subscribers play games, it didn't cause this massive outrage. it was simply a generic sci fi show to most, completely forgettable and maybe a slight bump. in fact, if that's the reason why it's so undervalued then i thank halo, southpark, jackass, bevis and butthead, and all the children who NEED to watch spongebob will keep paramount growing.

>>49497403
>tfw no Jewess gf with huge tits

>>49497299
>>49497328
>Pfizer
>THE vaccine for a legitimate full blown pandemic
>at most doubles

>SIGA
>might have a vaccine
>maybe a pandemic
>pandemic is spread via gay butt sex
>currently around $10
>already up a lot to get there (illustrating expected results have already been priced in)
>$50 target

Ask me how I know that your hands are brown.

>>49497466
>normies don't spend hours setting up a pirating operation

>>49497466
It’s why I own crox stock. I think they’re garbage, but I see people wearing them everyday. They even decorate them with accessories and collect all the colors. I have nothing against them, they’re just not my steez. People buy the product? I’ll buy the stock.

>>49497489
Nobody that watches the Halo show hasn't played the games. Everybody that plays the games knows you leave the goddamn helmet on. Halo is one of the largest fanbases in the world and has worldwide appeal. It not only was very costly, it was a critical and ratings flop and pissed directly in the face of hundreds of millions. Whether or not they have Southpark or any of that other bullshit is irrelevant in terms of growth, it'll be enough to keep them open and cheap and thus not as profitable as you'd like. Everything you've mentioned is already on everyone elses hard drives or seedboxes.

>>49497521
You’re not as smart as I thought you were.

>>49497425
>>49497447
>>49497470
>request was for worst case
>thinking too small
>didn’t even name the jew
You’re all 100% correct.
I need to step up my game here.

>>49497521
>Pfizer
lmao

>>49497521
Everything you just wrote about SIGA was wrong and I will shit on your face.

>>49497521
kek you really are a smooth brain. No wonder you lost all your money

>>49497528
the 62m subscribers to paramount plus would like to have a word with you. not to mention the fact that it had a growth +6m since last quarter earnings press release. The only reasons it's not any higher is because a lot of their good stuff is held up in contracts with other streaming services, which will all conveniently be freeing up late 2022/early 2023. worst case scenario, south park saves the day in 2025. this is a huge opportunity, this is like being able to buy disney back in the 2000s huge.

>>49497111
for a start the Y2k computer memes will come true. Not because of memes like only holding up to date 99, but instead we have shitty boomer systems running everywhere bolted together with random patches for 40-60 years and all people who remotely know whats going on are retiring, leaving their undocumented mess. Also no replacement trained since they played hot potato with giving entry level work to the cheapest pajeet they could find

>>49497550
It’s literally spread via gay butt sex.
Those who would care enough or desire to get the vaccine could simply stop having gay butt sex instead.

Now, knowing that libtards have a passion for science as a dogma, you are correct that there is a market for this, in the same manner that there’s a market for HeadOn and fat burning pills.

However, they will struggle to push the “take the jab, bigot!” narrative with mankey pax in the same manner that they did with COVID

>>49497403
She knows exactly what she is doing

>>49497611
I’ll look in to it anon. I like throwing a few hundred at stocks like this to see how people’s cases pan out.

>>49495254
hello tourist here. whats the deal with the economy? are we about to another great recession?

>>49497638
Based and COBOL pilled.

>>49497652
You got your jobs as a diversity hire, 100%
You should be licking the feet of Jews if you IQ is this low

>>49497567
>>49497570
>>49497594
Post those hands with timestamps, pajeets

>>49497667
It's over.

>>49497678
Why don't you live in capitol hill? It's supposed to be the best neighborhood in that city even if it's a little ugly. It's not bad though but it still has all the normie shit like bars and restaurants.

>>49497678
its called biontech, spraypaint nigger

>>49497652
>Those who would care enough or desire to get the vaccine could simply stop having gay butt sex instead.
Case and point on why this will be a thing. Homos are the perfect super spreading carriers.

>>49497111
> boomers born in the 40s & 50s
> come into adulthood in the 70s and spend the first decade of their careers working through stagflaton
> come out on the other side as the wealthiest generation in the history of the world
Maybe things won't be so bad. It might just take a few decades to play out.

>>49497638
You’ve clearly never worked at Amazon.
The entire team supporting the services that I work on has churned over 3-5 times since their inception.
The fucking shit does break all the time, but the stock price just keeps going up.

It blows my mind too, but the company can apparently do fine without you, boomer.

>>49496666

>>49497611
Counter point - We are entering a recession and the first things people will look to cut from their budgets are subsciption services that they don't use, don't use much, or can replace with free alternatives.
Sure a lot of normies don't know how to pirate, but a lot of them also have multiple subscription services - disney+, Netflix, Paramount+. Hulu, HBOmax, Prime video. They will trim down to just 1 maybe 2, or swap to free alternatives like roku, pluto tv or pirate streaming sites they find by typing "series name free stream" into google.
The only strong case Paramount has going for it over other streaming platforms is their audience skews older and their content is less aggressively woke

>>49497652
Bro. SIGA doesn’t make the vaccine. BVNRY does. It’s a smallpox vaccine that has proven to be effective against monkpl0x, but it also has documented bad side affects with no cover up like the recent (((vaccine))) for (((CoVid))). Siga makes an antiviral. This is more of a Gilead play, only it doesn’t kill you with organ failure like Remdesivir.
It’s also infecting non fags because it’s becoming airborne from infected fags.

>>49497663
glad you see my point of view, i'm personally going to invest a lot into paramount before their big stuff starts coming out between now and their next earnings call. hoping this can be a nice power play.

>>49497712
>he unironically believes and follows the news in 2022

>>49497678
Here's your (you), stupid melanin enriched SIGA

>>49497678

Y'all sleeping on TSM. Shit is barely $90 and is making $12 billion a fucking quarter. Tesla's overinflated ass is making $18 billion

>all these pajeets coming out of the woodwork when I point out their “diamond in the poo” (SIGA) belongs with them in the loo
fucking lul

>>49497667
>recession
The recession is already here. Then again what's coming hasn't even begun yet. Not too many months from now you will beg to be in a "recession" and your pleas will fall on deaf ears. I hope your bunker is stocked up, anon

I kinda want to be a janny just for /fit/ to cleanse the board of coomers.

>>49497777
>those digits
Melanin man will never recover from this.

>>49497777
Mirin

>>49497724
a recession could be good for paramount. i feel like if one were to happen, it'd be around the same time south park TV (not movies) are freed from hbo max and return to paramount. The edgy and on-topic humor of south park could be greatly comforting and prevent massive loss of subscribers. It is only 10 bucks after all. I feel like streaming services like HBO max which rely heavily on their big budget, theater productions to carry the service will be the ones to get cut, pirating a single movie one is looking forward to (from a 15 dollar service) is more realistic to me than a normie pirating the whole of south park or spongebob (spongebob being another reason paramount could survive a recession, something for the kids during tough times).

If a recession happened, i anticipate paramount would have panic sellers then will rebound relatively quickly, this could be another time to buy more stocks.

Help I'm getting robbed by these SIGGERS!

>>49497788
Nice digits. I’m not shilling Siga. I’m just informing you so you don’t look like a retard. There might be a goldrush and you’re calling people stupid for investing in denim. I wouldn’t throw my life savings at it, but I don’t think anyone stupid for buying it either. Especially when people here are investing thousands in to (((space))) companies that are promising to go get shiny rocks to bring back to earth.

>>49496666
>>49497777

>>49497777
How much do you weigh?

holy shit what happened today

>>49497793
finally! ive been waiting for so long
>I hope your bunker is stocked up, anon
It is! my bunker is ready

Why are you faggots still putting your savings and hopes into tech growth stocks? That ship sailed. Explain why you are not trading commodities.

>>49497818
How dumb can you be? damn

Poop.

>>49497827
Look here, faggot:
>>49497652

>>49497777
You, too:
>>49497652

>they literally just have to stop having gay butt sex

>>49497841
white house is prepping everyone that inflation is going to get worse
like way fucking worse
grab your ankles worse

>>49497846
Because crypto is now technically a commodity and cannabis is not.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49497846
>Why are you faggots still putting your savings and hopes into tech growth stocks?
I'm a boglehead

>>49497852
HOLY BASED

>>49497859
>Biden admin being honest
>ever
>Dems about to lose election cycle so they throw the economy as a last ditch resort to hold power

>>49497864
>crypto is a commodity

>>49497838
5'11 220lbs

>>49497854
>they just have to stop having gay buttsex

My man. My nigga. My racially diverse fellow.
You are talking about fags, about pride incarnate. Do you really think they are going to stop? They are going to spread it everywhere. To your gyms, to your pools, to your schools, to the movies, to the airplanes, etc.
You will let the fags give you monkeyaids and you WILL be happy.

SIGA makes antivirals for monkey/smallpox and has close business ties with Pfizer and Bill Gates. They are also already profitable without all this shit. Stop making yourself look like an idiot.

>>49496666
Good. Grabbing the dip tomorrow so I can lose even more.

>>49497846
> keep buying the thing that has runup
> stop buying the thing that has crashed
just kidding just be in BOIL or SQQQ or CASH

>>49497854
Jesus Christ I have to spoon feed you.

>>49497887
obese bmi. Not mad at you but I could tell by your fingers. Also >>>/fit/

>>49497895
>monkey box airborne
yeah with sharts

>>49497901
This.

>>49497883
why would they oversell inflation?
also a relevant link cuz im tired and its not on whitehouse gov

>>49497895
>can be
Wow its fucking nothing

>>49496666
I've been buying dipperinos for months and am down almost 30k fucking lol
FUCK

>>49497898
obese bmi for a normal fag. When you work out every day its a little different

>iBonds are at 9%
>inflation is going higher
save up that $10k guys

>Standard Handbook of Petroleum and Natural Gas Engineering 2nd ed - William C. Lyons, Gary J. Plisga (GPP, 2005).pdf

>>49497901
>>49497905
>>49497914
Capping these for later review.

>>49497932

>>49497889
That literally looks like the template for a GayHorse meme

>SIGA confirmed for the new GayHorse

>>49497724
so that’s the new fairy godmother?
a voodoo witch from a hellish nightmare?
They have no limits do they?

>>49497925
Don't the ibonds lose the payout though for 3 months if you sell before a year? Or are you supposed to buy now and then when their yield crashes back down to zero essentially you sell them then?

>>49497905
The WHO is already saying this shit is going to be an endemic in most countries. They know there is nothing going to stop it. At least you wont die from it. Good thing SIGA pills lesson your aching cock and asshole rash.

>>49497953
>ever selling bonds
>not holding that shit for 30 years
you absolute fucking beta

>>49497948
I'm sorry anon, I spend like 5 minutes making these for fun so I don't really care if it reminds you of that Bayhorse psychopathic faggot.

>>49497989
You can swing bonds though just like stocks they just follow a different movement pattern.

>>49497296
In the late 80s the Four Winds motel in Douglas Wyoming had "Jesus is coming soon" on their sign. It stayed that way until about 2004. They changed it to Free WIFI.

The stock market had a crash in september 2008 though, not july.

>>49497948
I actually made money off this shit stock. I got in at .14 and sold at .17

>>49497816
Are you forgetting that allsp still exists?
There are plenty of free alternatives for watching cartoons via streaming, both legal and illegal spongebob included.
This doesn't mean I don't think you could be correct about growth expectations for paramount compared to other streaming platforms, I just think you are jumping on the horse too soon. I don't expect any stock with a focus on discretionary spending to perform well until at the very least September, more likely December.
Better off waiting til it starts to rally instead of catching the knife now and sitting through the draw down.

>>49497885
>yup

Who's baking?

>>49497335
Understood, but do you post pictures of her on here, I want to see. Does she look pic related?

>>49498052
>there is literally no difference between the 80s and 2020s as it pertains to Christian eschatology
u wot m8

>>49497335
>okay, miss heard

someone asked
>>49498141
>>49498141
>>49498141
>>49498141
>>49498141
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49498141https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4949814149498141

>>49498083
you may be right that there's no point in investing now, but i feel like i might as well do it before the 15th so i can get in on some dividend payments. i'm also a bit worried it might spike a couple bucks more once that esport show comes out, which i'm anticipating to be a surprise hit.

https://thehill.com/policy/finance/3473187-berkshire-hathaway-vice-chair-labels-bitcoin-stupid-and-evil/

>>49497521
pfizer added like 150billion to its market cap during covid. Adding 150 billion to SIGA stock would be like 200x current price............................................................................................................................................................................... you are gay