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>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)https://brokerchooser.com/>Stock market dictonary:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>Calendarshttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comPrev: >>49490372>>49488582
>>49490885>>49490913GG INU, FOR WHEN THE MARKETS ARE GGJUST LAUNCHEDHUGE LIQUIDITYTG @gginubsc0xCe25CDfB7a3647eAc4db1E794bfdC70dC1111C3a
>>49490885SIGA
i've got WBDweely big dick
Deez nuts.
QUIZ TIME>SPY will hit ATH again in:a) 5 yearsb) 10 yearsc) 20 yearsd) Never i.e. fall of America and rise of China
>>49491006f) Q1 2023
EMERGENCY: Got 12k in cash at Fidelity. Spy lost $9 and is at $401z. When do I stock up on it?
>>49490885What the fuck happened? Why the thread is going so slow? Did everyone kill themselves?
>>49491006>>49491049Whoa, ru me?
>>49491063There's another thread, but that asshole didn't put '/smg/' in the subject...
H-Hello?
>>49491063I took a break to work on my bicycle and clean my vacuum's filters.
spy tomorrow predictions?
Are banks a good investment during stagflation times?
>>49491063>Did everyone kill themselves?i'm getting caught up on the last 3 months of john rocker smg updatesyou guys fuckin suck at picking stocks by the way. SIGA and SIDU... really?
What a big dick it takes to short real estate
>>49490926
Direxion
op was a faggot and improperly labeled title so now there is a split>>49490372>>49490372>>49490372>>49490372use his shitty thread first since it already has 60 replies, and we'll use this one later
>>49491139Death
>>49491211based
>>49491142No
>>49490885STOP FUCKING UP THE OP, YOU RETARDED ASS GORILLA NIGGER
>/smg/ split>Before the Google splitYa blew it
>>49491170Thats just Rocker, youre supposed to inverse him for money
>>49491230>>49491216Why do NPCS always screech and make up fake rules?
>>49491251just rename that to "The White Race", kicking and screaming as they lose relevancy kek
>>49491251i wonder what /tv/ would think of thisoddly kino
>weirdo /x/ spammer makes the OP>no linksThe absolute state of this general
>>49491309we've been buck broken by this gay ass market
>>49491294Sounds like a self projection https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n11j73OYqOY
>>49491299its decent content
>>49491336yes
>>49491294
>>49490913bsaed
At what point will the Fed have to go full Volcker and pump interest rates to 10% to stop this inflation?
>>49491294Says the man speaking and writting the white mans language, trading on white mans markets, with whites mans technology. You go get em kid
I hope john rocker an heros and streams it
There’s a happy hour thing at a bar for my job. Do I have to go to it?
>>49491406November 12th.
>>49491406Buy VIX buy TIPS
>>49491461if you're company is one of those "were a family blah blah" corps, go, say your hellos, have a few drinks, then say oh, sorry I have to go (make up some prior obligation)
So im all in SIGA at 11.30. Either I make it or rope. I'm tired of losing money. Please do your part and get fucked up your shit pit all month.
dubs and we get 10% CPI tomorrow
>>49491519(((They))) are trying to do a repeat of COVID, it's not going to happen.
>>49491406They’re not going to do that. While it might help the economy in the long run, it would ruin biden and ruin the Dems politically for years
>>49490885I'm up 35% today but IM NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.A couple of days ago I told you all that every metric that I was looking at, is spelling out doomsday. Much, much worse than 2008 or anything else in history, to be exact.I'm genuinely scared.
why is the VIX not at 30 if the CPI report is so bad?I'm concerned about my SPY puts expiring tomorrow that I bought AH
>>49491573I hold SQQQ so why should I worry?
>>49491580Buy VIX just buy it, it will hit 30, don't question it just do it, sell by Tuesday.
What's spx new low gonna be. I think 3600
every smg is truly the worst smg
uhhh guise??we have detected radio waves from another galaxy...https://twitter.com/BreezyScroll/status/1534917995696250880
>>49491593Because we're talking a potential breakdown of the entire monetary system. Any gains could be worth fuck all if this shit doesn't get fixed in time.
>>49491294Weak bait kike. 2/10 for getting a (you)
>>49491406After Trump wins re-election so we can blame Orange Man for the bankruptcy of society and ban the Republican Party the same way Germany banned the Nazi Party.
>>49491628Give us the quick bogdown, please.
>>49491621Neat.
>>49491621>inb4 it's decoded to say humans tongue my anuses
>>49491567The fed answers to nobody but themselves
I keep looking at IPI and wondering what the FUCK I’m missing.P/e of 2.92Profit margin 30%Total debt/capital 0.28%Why is this stock so cheap?
DOCU
Sold my house about 6 months ago trying to time the market. Running into a problem. I fucking love renting. I literally have nothing to worry about and my time is completely mine. Shits wild
>>49491628I'm sure the US will be "fine", Europe will break first and we'll recover economically as we sell them ammo/medicine/resources. That and third world countries too as they stop receiving free gibs/food from the west and realize their entire populations can't be fed without shipments that no longer exist.
>>49491621Nothing ever happens. Aliens won't come invade and save us all from this insanity. It's just some signal reflecting off of the ionosphere or some other bullshit.
I cannot remember the last time I looked at the prices of something before I bought it. Why is it everybody panicking?
>>49491721Right. Now try getting the roof repaired after it falls on your head.Lol
>>49491559Nah they do this shit all the time and the. ride whichever one is actually a threat into the ground before moving on. Anyone remember how they kept claiming Avian Influenza would kill us all then dropped it ince Swine Flu became a thing even though the epidemic was pretty much over before it began. Monkey Cox is kust the trendy new flavor of the month even though it isn't really something to worry about.
>>49491651Essentially a perfect storm with no possible redeeming cards left to play. This has never occurred before in recorded history. The global markets wouldnt be able to handle 8 months of it, much less longer than a year, with the worst to come by the end of it.If you know where to look, the you can tell that even the fed is panicking, trying to brace for the real shit. This is just the tremors. But it's waaaaaaaaay too late.
>>49491700Keep telling yourself that.
>>49491760Is that why they're building up the reverse repo war chest?
>>49491700I remember 15
Guys TSLA is going to gap down right? My funds are safu right?
HOLY FUCKROCKER DELETED HIS MOST RECENT VIDEO BULLISHULLISHIT'S HAPPENING
>>49491006>Pop Quiz, hot shot
>>49490926this is weirdly arousing and I'm not even gayor maybe I am wtf fucking tren
So are we finally hitting a circuit breaker tomorrow when CPI comes in smoking hot? The market already obviously "priced in" that we were over the worst of it.
>>49491705You think this might skew the numbers a bit?
>>49491790Please.... please just open up newyorkfed.org.... please I’m fucking begging you, read how the program works
>>49491778Yeah cause abunch of politicians who answer to walls street is not going to pay attention to the fed. Oh yeah I forgot to mention anybody who isn't a brain dead retard understands that central banks run the global stock market. You fucking faggot check em
>>49491006It’s either A or D? Dunno
>>49491829And if it isn't smoking hot, Bobo will be heemed.
how many times throughout the day do you change your underwear
>>49491829Nah. We are just heading back somewhere to the lows to settle into perma-trading range for the next decade or so. Both Bulls & Bears will be crying scam for years to come while trading chads make it day after day.
>>49491843I’ve never seen anything like that before. What the fuck does that mean?
>>49491753I don't get it?
>>49491829The market hasn't been allowed to actually price things in. If it did we would have drilled to China already. It needs to be a slow bleed otherwise people will demand answers and consequences.
Just watched the first top gun again, I have the feels again>couldn't become fighter pilot due to arthritis>can't into armed forced also>shitpost 24/7 in /smg/ about currency, jews, volatility, bears, bulls, BUDDY and Oooo AAAAA everysingle 1min candle>do it thinking I'm ahead of the curve by not losing it to inflation but losses are greaterBut I'm not dying for israel right?
>>49491336to save others the work: emily kimchi.
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BNh7zpBoBU
>>49491843Id imagine it means their rehabilitation zone real estate credits are allowed to be booked now. Something to do with 1031 and tax deferred real estate investments I’m sure
>>49491621>pulsar discovered>ITS DA AYLIUMS
>>49491851No.
>>49491715Holy shit.I literally turned down an offer from those niggers a few weeks ago.
>>49491862>walls street
>>49491906>But I'm not dying for israel right?right
>>49491942It’s right there.... it’s not a war chest they print new money... please dear god
>>49491887I'm sure you can find some more details on it in their 10-K
>An ex-Citadel analyst and former FinTwit poster who Tweeted under the handle @BrattleStCapital was ordered to spend more than four years in federal prison for scamming the PPP program out of $4.6 million.>35 year old Gregory Blotnick was sentenced to 51 months on Tuesday for diverting $4.6 million in government relief to his hedge fund, Bloomberg reported. He was initially charged with 33 counts of grand larceny and fraud.>He was also ordered to pay $4.6 million in restitution.
>>49491968Why do you write with ellipses like a woman/homosexual?
>>49491987It's pride month, stop fag-shaming, faggot.
>>49491906You should be so honored to become an hero for Israel
>>49491987Because I want to convey a certain pacing and tone with my post
>>49491987real men only write in copperplate script
Ok so jannies went after my other 4chan passes so I'm completely locked out. Not buying any more passes. Only able to post because I'm at work. Enjoy the 3 days without me because I'm not paying the jannies wages anymore. Enjoy the time without me.
>>49491887>>49491974
>>49492067Did you use the one I sent you?
>>49492063I lost my oblique nib holder and can't write in copperplate anymore.
>>49492067go away, you cursed siga
>>49492024You did that very well; that's how I came to the conclusion of your effeminate nature.
fuck one anon recomended me a penny stock recently. it pumped almost 40%also i had 3 stocks on my watchlist for today and one of them poomped almost 50%im getting closer
>>49492082Oh shit I forgot to check my email. Thanks!!
https://youtu.be/v4d5uzrxFgsMommy loves you Mumu, never forget that.<3
>>49492095Do you want me to take a picture of my penis or something you fucking homosexual faggot
>>49492096Which penny stock?
>>49492106No. Stop replying to me.
>>49492067How does one buy a pass these days?
>>49492067kill yourself, you're even worse than the tranny jannies who ban you back to your mom's basement
>>49492129Bitcoin
>>49492129probably with money but not sure
>>49490885Any other boomers here scooped MO?
>>49491892Landlords nowadays don't do any maintenance or repairs even going as far as to let the roof quite literally fall on the head of the tenant and even then still refuse to take care of it in due time. You still have to pay their mortgage plus a premium "for maintenance" though.
>>49492135>>49492142Haha very funny. Seriously, I don't know how to buy Bitcoin in a way I can pass it to another address. Paypal and Venmo don't let you xfer and FTX doesn't take prepaid Mastercard. Last pass I bought was when fortune wasn't banned from PayPal so I paid USD.
>>49492133I have an amazing apartment you jealous chud. Lick my bussy.
>>49492115You gay hahahaha what a fucking cock sucker
>>49492108dbgloops it only puumped 28% sorry my brain is fucked from work. it closed pretty strong it could continue some more unless the market dies on us.
>>49492208Woah. Cool it with the homophobia. It's pride month, after all.
>>49492192>rents/leasing an apartmentngmi
Yo..these pox cases are starting to be bussin yoIs this actually gonna happen? What the fuck do I do?
>>49492184Bump, I also need it but I'm nigger tier IQ. Someone got my IP rangebanned
>>49492235gay sex will free us
>>49492235Literally just don't let other men nut in your rectum.
>>49491573But Apple just announced buy now, pay later?
DO NOT OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET AND DO NOT RELEASE THE FUCKING INFLATION DATA THIS IS NOT A WARNING YOU CHUDS
>>49492301wow homophobia much?
>>49492164No I'm in a brand new complex. "Resort style" which is a meme but it's nice. Brand new. I'm the first renter of my unit. I have a ground floor unit on a hill overlooking the woods so I have a balcony why also being on the first floor. Me and my wife are grilling right now and gonna go chill by the pool and read and drink after. It's beautiful here. Just expensive as fuck. And maintenance changes my fucking lightbulbs even idk man shits nice
>>49491573>the metric i was looking atmichael burry's twitter isn't a metric
>>49491987Even worse, anon. Its a boomer. You're going to get the caps lock next
someone give me some copium for tomorrow i bought calls
>>49492067THANKS YOU BASED JANNIES
Are there any brokerages who give discounts on stocks? Like give you shares 50% or 25% off, etc.
If Futures sells off hard after-hours and pre-market tomorrow. I am absolutely going to buy in
>>49492316How many dicks do you take every week?
Stop buying shit stocks and buy straight puts niggersThe feds crashing the market free money
>>49491573HOLY SHIT BRO I'M ALREADY GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME I DON'T NEED THIS DOOMER SHIT NOW BRO
>>49492216not L but i the last letter sorry. brain fucked like i said. only way i knew it was anon rec cos i wrote on the ticker: anon recomended. scammed?
In all seriousness, we're setting new lows for /smg/.
>>49492155I did
>wells fargo bringing in women and minorities to interview for jobs that are already filled>federal investigation announcedJUST
>>494915732008 doesn't happen without something unexpectedly breaking. this looks more like a long-winded correction to me. what is it that you see breaking?
Well would you look at that another down day in stocks. I told you yesterday to pivot to dividend stocks and I hope you listened. For those that didn't you can keep sitting on index funds or playing in traffic with your high risk stocks with unpredictable volatility. Go ahead and debate me so I can slap your shit opinion down again.
>>49492347this is very offensive to me, please stop or I'll notify the moderating authorities
>>49492398I BOUGHT CHINK STOCKS AND ARKK INVESTMENT FUND STOCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>49492384Wells Fargo has always been incredibly obvious about how little they give a shit about minorities and women.>mud people
>>49492386The monetary system has been broken still already since 2008 retard
>>49492384That shitter is going to be the one to fail first.
>>49492322>maintenance changes my fucking lightbulbsDamn, that's amazing. Even in normal times where landlords still did maintenance this never happened.>a brand new complex.Where I am, there is rent control, except for buildings less than 5 years old. It is common for rent to be normal on the first year, and then skyrocket 100% in the next year when you're already installed and don't have enough time to find somewhere else on the short notice they give you. Thus, "brand new complex" are all scams.Good on you for not living in such a shithole.
>Up>Down>Up>DownThis isn't going anywhere
>>49491956Bullet Status: Dodged
>>49492384While I don't typically like skeevy banks that constantly get caught being skeevy, I think I can give this one instance a pass.
>>49492413what exactly is broken about the monetary system since 2008? all the fed did was deleverage banks because banks overleveraging on liquid assets is what caused part of the crisis. most of that cash did not leave the banking system.
>>49492264>>49492184I use Coinbase. It's easy and I only use it once a year to buy a pass anyways. And drugs sometimes.
>>49492384>>wells fargo bringing in women and minorities to interview for jobs that are already filledhow are you going to prove that?
Didn't bother looking at my brokerage account today nor all week to be honest. There's no point. Either I'm swimming in green or I'm in the red. Got several people in my division out on vacation so I've had to uh work more than I normally do to keep things going all this week. Big rush project looming. I hope it don't come in tomorrow cause then I'd have to maybe work this weekend. I'd get paid time and a half for it but fuck I had plans already in mind..
>>49492401Stfu nigger faggot
>>49492465Can I use a prepaid Mastercard?
>>49492325>michael burry's twitter isn't a metricI agree, nor would it provide anything but intermittent substance. I'm just an autist who spent years consuming everything related to macroeconomics and backtesting my own amalgamation theory, which just happens to jive with what burry is pointing out as well, I think.Imo, nobody should invest in anything without a solid understanding of the basics.The incessant use of RSI, bollinger bands, TA, etc on here makes it pretty fucking clear that most biztards doesnt have a fucking clue what to look at.
>>49492330At least you'll be happy, anon
>>49492374it’s the coin fag refugees and reddit
>>49492413lol
Is Rocker okay?
>>49492594hopefully not
>>49492594he now goes by john roper
>>494924601, the banks did not deleverage2, the system is broken because it relied on growth to function, growth to send dollars overseas to fund emerging markets, pension funds, R&D, ect. Growth went negative, growth was a lie, there’s a tangible limit to growth, there’s no limit to inflation which decreases growth. Used taxpayer money to patch system, system still broken
>>49492594No, he did permanent brain damage most likely
>>49492460They bailed out the biggest gambling scumbag faggots that didn't go insta-bankrupt and let the middle class get wiped out. US and Europe have been mortally wounded since 2008 because it was the worst financial crisis in history and the consumer footed the whole bill.
40% increase in France for Gaypox
>>49492594Never was.
>>49492515So fucking tell us what metrics and stop talking out of your ass.
>>49492511Yeah sure
Is this the oil top?
bobo?
>>49490926Monkey Paws to the moon.
If you want to get into the weeds, bonds are the global currency, actual currency is a derivative, and bonds broke
>>49492629>A disease that only affects gay men>No deaths>You get a rash and a mild feverWhy should we care about the disease honestly?
>>49492669unironically yes, hope you went DRIP today. going to tumble for the next week or two
>>49492629>source: my assProbably true
>>49492669God I hope so. Muh gas prices.
>bought puts dated for July a week ago>market crabs hard, puts losing value>capitulated and sold them two days agoi can't stop seething i'm the biggest retard to ever live
VE U VILL HAV GAY SEX U VILL GET MONKEY GAYS U VILL TAKE SIGGNERS U VILL BE VAPPY
>>49492721at least you didn't buy calls to replace them fren
>>49492429I actually couldn't believe it. I looked forever for light bulbs for our track lighting because one went out. I called manager and she said. "O no. Hunny you don't change those. We do. Just put in a request". Now I'm a homeowner for almost ten years and work construction. I've never had someone do shit for me and it's a nice change of pace for sure
>>49491760How many TOZ of silver to buy a 2 bedroom house?
>>49492412I'm proud to keep my roth and a money market with them. They're great.
>>49492706>>49492693Its a terrible puss filled rash lasting 2-4 weeks that can scar you for life. Fags are giving it an RO:10 instead of .06-1
>>49492164That's when you put the rent in escrow.
>>49492669for like all of 4 days
Anyone else get the feeling the market sold off way too much today because of the CPI and is actually going to bounce?
>>49492693It’s a relative of smallpox that can have 1/3 kill rate if untreated
>>49491593Me too doomsday fren :)
>>49492813Honestly thought the market would just crab for this cpi report given that the real event is next week.
>>49492813CPI is manipulated. It's going to bounce tomorrow.
>>49492778That's when a chink willing to pay 6 months in advance and not do that gets the place instead of you.
Final episode of stranger things. Feels bad
We’re following this closely and the Uk is withholding casesBuy SIGA
>>49492813Yeah, I'm skeptical it'll go down tomorrow. Putting some stop losses on my SQQQ just in case.
>>49492842I was expecting a sell off but not that steep>>49492852That's what I'm thinking, until the FED actually gives their 2 cents
>>49492619>the banks did not deleveragethis is easily disprovable, see pic related>the system is broken because it relied on growth to functioncan't say i disagree about the growth part, but i don't see a US debt default as likely even if growth plateaus for a whole bunch of reasons, so the monetary system isn't in serious danger. if you listen closely to what powell says, he does indeed seem quite keen to live in a world where growth isn't the sole function being optimized for and systems are less fragile as a result. same for lagarde. the people in power are absolutely preparing for a post-scarcity world, even if it doesn't seem like it yet.>Growth went negative, growth was a lienot yet, but it's on the horizon>>49492624>and let the middle class get wiped outthis started far before 2008>the consumer footed the whole billwho else is gonna foot it? banks have very little actual net worth. letting them go bankrupt leaves the bill at the consumer as well, it's just a different kind of bill.
>>49492813CPI is nonsense anyways
>>49492813Yeah.
If CPI is above expectations, I will buy $50k of UVXY tomorrowIf it is below expectations, I will buy $10k of SPY calls
>>49492929You shouldn’t make such decisions off goofed and gimmicked government reports
>>49492876The texas guy who said fuck isolating in mexico is pretty based. I wonder how many he infected lmao
I am so fucking tired
so now instead of getting cucked by INTC, i'm now getting cucked by MSFT. luckily though i bought puts at the same expiration this morning. i plan to sell before the report and maybe sit on some cash. still trying to figure out how to be a bear now that everything seems to be in a downturn. also, i know the convo is long over but, i don't regret missing out on trades that would've made me money. if anything it boosts my ego that my tech anal is actually right and works. it reinforces everything that i've applied and makes me anxious to get into the next trade. doesn't apply to tech stock though.
Just got back from Home Depot, finally bought the wood I need for a work bench. Glad I waited and bought the dip instead of buying the top of lumber prices. Probably saved about 50% waiting a month or two. And as is tradition, OIL? Oil.
>>49492879fucking pussywe are circling the drain, SQQQ will be over $80 in a month
>>49492943The market cares about them, so I care about them
so realistically how bad are things about to get given the housing market crash, food situation, stock market heeming, etc. Homeland security issued a civil unrest warning too. Are we fucked? Even if we short the market what do you do with a bunch of giftcards to a blockbuster video store?also, why did rocker get all his 4chan passes banned? Is it because he keeps avatar posting or what, im slightly out of the loop there
>>49492989Based Baron.
>>49493013It doesn't care about them. It's just the narrative by the MSM. It really cares about rate hikes, which the CPI could potentially be an indicator of.
good evening I hate uranium
It's over.
>>49493019Nauh. Relax. Focus on how many assets your gonna buy. Pray for crash. Pray for mass layoffs. Pray for 08. Honestly stop being a pussy. Is this your first recession?
uranium
>>49493085I hate uranium
Gay nigger sex
>>49492888If I’m understanding the picture right, that is total cash held at banks to total treasury securities. If that is correct you should only need the blue line, but I digress, total cash to assets ratio does not tell the full picture, as that cash has a yield too, overnight securities, fed IOER, you could think of that cash as sort of leveraging up on short term securities, which are then sent to other entities, such as hedge funds and investment banking arms. This is actually multiple entities cash being held with the bank because they have a lower bound on their yield, as compared to other entities which have no guaranteed lower bound yield. In the past these entities just bought bonds themselves. So yes they only hold 25% cash, because they are generating higher cash holdings from other financial firms buying the fed lower bound through them, such as their IB arms>can't say i disagree about the growth part, but i don't see a US debt default as likely even if growth plateaus for a whole bunch of reasons, so the monetary system isn't in serious danger.If this was at all true the fed would not be buying bonds>not yet, but it's on the horizonIncorrect, growth could not match the claims to the monetary base, when 2008 happened the money market funds almost collapsed because of all the bad debt, those money market funds were what held the multinational corporations balance sheets. If we had let 2008 play out, nearly every major corporation would’ve taken a 30-50% haircut on their cash holdings, emerging market rates would have defaulted every EM government on earth, and treasury rates would have exploded wiping out arguably another 30-40% of what’s left of their cash holdings. This would have wiped out the US government, as they would need to pay it all back. We patched the system with tax payer money, continually, yet it is still broken.
>>49493176based
>>49493176Brace your Anus for Janus
>>49491918Not for my Jul 15 SPY put of 396 and 100k of cash faggot
why did DRIP spike so hard end of day
I don't have a single dollar in an emergency fund and instead keep like 5,000 in NOBL (high dividend, low volatility)Based?
>>49493207
>>49493225How about keeping 6 figures of dry powder ready to slurp the fuck out of this gay faggot market, pussy?
>>49493225do you have a good stock pile of knee pads? pretty sure you'll need it
>>49491406Is it even possible to set rates to 10%? It's not just a number in the sky, the government has to pay that interest on its debt. Eventually high rates trigger inflation because nobody thinks you can pay. How much of the debt is in short-term bonds that would be hit by this?
What do you guys snack on while trading? Lately I've been eating raw dry spaghettis
>>49493198We are going to nigger red levels never seen right?
>>49493169buy and forget it use money you can afford to be with out. do the DD don't get shilled
Essentially anon, because I have a feeling you will say “but banks already had people stashing cash with them, this time it’s not leveraged”, there is a systematic risk in the banking system with how the cash on banks balance sheet is from everyone else draining their cash reserves into the bank to generate yield on it because the fed is backstopping the banks cash, which provides systematic risk. Look at how volatile those drawdowns are, it’s because at a moments notice the overnight trades are canceled and the cash returned to the funds to pay down their own over leveraged assets. Much like using a subsidiary to hide the patents exposure
>>49493256.
You may now congratulate me for leaving 5 digit hell and entering 6 digit hell.
I finally went short, tired of losing money dailynow I make money, its rather nice - you should try it sometime.
>>49491406Has inflation really gotten much worse? The only thing getting worse is energy prices and that's mostly out of their hands anyway.
>>49493334I personally think the first signs of inflation in 15 years is absolutely a red herring. I don’t know if this is “it”, but it certainly feels like it to me
>>49493416He bought?
>>49493407congrats anon, may your anus get filled by 10 hot pozzed cocks
god i wish that were me
>>49493176Based and not [deleted] pilled.
>>49493322Hatred and cigarettes
>>49493489thanks anon watch out for the tack don't want to get that in your eye
>>49491049Shemitah year ends Sept. 26, 2022
>>49493492Based Pennsylvanians.
>>49493492My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!
>>49492398Good advice anon. Divy Kings for the win. Cash secured puts ad then covered calls to the BANk
>>49492500Do you live in L.A.? Why the ENTERTAINMENT holdings anon?
>>49490885>be me >work with an autistic cuntits like working with a fucking woman.
>>49493198>If I’m understanding the picture right, that is total cash held at banks to total treasury securitiesit's two types of decently liquid assets / total assets>resti'm not sure whether you disagree with the point that the banks have deleveraged. it's clear to me that QE replaced swaths of MBS garbage that were regarded as safe before the crisis with objectively less risky assets. this is a form of deleveraging to me, and regardless of the term, it did take plenty of risk out of the system. the CDS spreads reflect this; every bank has reserves coming out the ass. if something breaks in this recession, it's most likely not the banks themselves.>If this was at all true the fed would not be buying bondsthere are plenty of other reasons why the fed would be buying bonds. for example, for the treasury, the coof timing was most unfortunate, so the fed had to step in. but it's not like the bond markets are always as illiquid as in early 2020, the timing just sucked, so the fed had to buy those bonds.>Incorrect, growth could not match the claims to the monetary basejust to be clear, i agree about the US; i was talking in terms of global growth, which also benefits the US heavily in keeping the system running even if their own growth stagnates.>yet it is still brokenok, i'll ask a different question that's more productive than disagreeing about whether it's fundamentally broken since 2008 or not. how does your notion of brokenness exert itself? what's the concrete path to total collapse?
remember, tomorrow is easy, if the market pumps on cpi, buy putsif the market dumps on cpi, buy putsyou dont need cpi to tell you what may inflation was, did you go to the store or gas station last month? it's not complicated
>>49493517WAKE ME UP, WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS*bumbum bum bumbum bum*
AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO?!Just came home to this shit.
>>49493407nice job anon
>>49493846tomorrow we will skyrocket
>>49493846I unironically bought the bottom and sold the top. see you in 6 weeks at the next local low.
limit down open tomorrow
>>49493492Can't or won't
>>49493322Dry ramen is pretty good unironically
>>49493322amphetamines and an electrolyte supplement
>>49492067Love you bro, no homo
>>49493683>i'm not sure whether you disagree with the point that the banks have deleveragedDisagree. The leverage is systematic, through their deposits, which don’t really exist as their deposits/cash>there are plenty of other reasons why the fed would be buying bonds. for example, for the treasury, the coof timing was most unfortunate, so the fed had to step in. but it's not like the bond markets are always as illiquid as in early 2020Incorrect thinking. Why did the fed HAVE to step in? Perhaps, because the system breaks if rates skyrockets, post 2008>just to be clear, i agree about the US; i was talking in terms of global growth, which also benefits the US heavily in keeping the system running even if their own growth stagnates.This helps me see where you are misunderstanding. Bonds are money, foreign governments hold our bonds as reserve to purchase goods and services from other countries. We are the reserve currency, our deficits can be ran because other countries provide demand for the currency. >how does your notion of brokenness exert itself? what's the concrete path to total collapse?An unraveling of the monetary base, either by hyper deflation with the destruction of foreign debts as they default or the hyperinflationary death as they continue to increase the scale of asset purchasing exponentially
>>49492067Enjoy the break. Do something constructive wth your time off.
>>49493846biden guys basically said "expect record inflation, it's still going up."
>GO WOKEGO BROKE
>>49494297And yes, they're doubling down. Short DIS.
>>49494261BIDEN!
>>49493492Were they jerking off or peeing in the tank when they fell?
I thought CPI was tomorrow? Why are we crashing early?
>>49494357Buy the rumor. Rumor is we're shidding and farding, so buying it means selling the market.
>>49494319jesus all those shows are turbo cringe
>>49494357Sell the rumor, buy the fact in the case of a bear market.
>>49493492He must be stopped.
>>49494297>google wtf sneakerella ischrist, walt is rolling in his grave, sad.
>>49494280lmao.k.e.y.s.t.o.n.e. p.i.p.e.l.i.n.e.f.i.r.s.t. w.e.e.k. i.n. o.f.f.i.c.e.a.f.t.e.r. p.r.o.m.i.s.i.n.g. n.o.t. t.o. s.h.u.t. i.t. d.o.w.n. i.n. t.h.e. p.r.e.s.i.d.e.n.t.i.a.l. d.e.b.a.t.e.s.
Canaccord Genuity is bullish on uranium now, please get Dwyer out there to talk about Energy Fuels
I'm going to donate a portion on my wins from the market to help white men rebuild this country.
>>49494536based, make sure you treat your erectile dysfunction first tho
>>49494169i think i've got a better understanding of your perspective now, though i'm still skeptical because i'd expect to hear more explicit alarm bells ringing. do you have some primary sources that are ringing the alarm bells and aren't anonymous that i can look into? ideally someone with a verifiably good track record.
>>49494558Gookfu has been giving me korean red ginseng and deer antler velvet. Should I just take l-arginine and stuff?
>If Intel lost 5% in revenue a year until 2030, they would be worth the same price today.Considering they will have their own fabs by 2025, why aren't you accumulating an INTC suicide stack with a 3% growing divvie?
>>49494496We are about to have a julius caesar moment.
>>49494649no that is very good stuff. also make sure you get a good nights rest each night. your T-levels will be sky high in no time
>>49494677I was hoping for a nero moment
>>49494649
>>49494280It's easier than trying to convince the people otherwise lmfao.>>49494677No we aren't, the elites (senate) support Biden (caesar).
If the CPI is good rather than bad, how will my puts fare?
>>49494169>either by hyper deflation with the destruction of foreign debts as they default or the hyperinflationary death as they continue to increase the scale of asset purchasing exponentiallyone of these things will occur eventually. it's just an inter-generational game of hot potato
>>49494403>sneakerellabut the expert critics gave them all positive reviews
>>49494576Certainly;Robert HussmanGail TverbergZerohedgeFed releasesWallstreetonparadeEtc.
LETS GO CAESAR
>>49494727>CPI lower than expected>inflation peaked or slowing>FED can be more dovish>market pumpsOr>CPI higher than expected>inflation has not peaked or is getting worse>FED can be more hawkish>market dumpsI think I got that right.
Is it genius or stupid to diversify your portfolio between different energy sources?Solar / Oil / HydroOr is it better to just choose the one and go with it?
>>49494880Extremely retarded.
>>49494880All you need is oil and uranium
>>49494731The “purchasing assets” part didn't exist until 2008
>>49494880All in Gaysex anon. Simple as
oil niggers what are energy stocks doing? is this top?
>>49495037summer is just beginning, I expect more volatility, but this is probably nowhere near the top
>>49495037>hes not a lion
>>49495037Oil stocks wont be safe from a broad market selloff but they will be the first to recover. Hope you have slurp ammo.
>>49495037retards keep selling off things that are going to make money no matter what because "oh no my netflix stock is down 99 percent"
>>49495056>>49495180so this is simple all equities pull back nothing more. I was looking at closing my oil position by the end of august. thing is its a 3x leveraged shitter OILU so we'll see how bad this "slight" pullback gets
>>49495194This is like that red deer event that was foretold. I must have had red deer velvet every fucking day for like a week, and I dunno I'm kinda just waiting for white Boi summer.
>>49495254>>49495254>>49495254New Bake
>>49494670I just want it at 38 that's all
>>49495227>ETNMe personally I'd at least deleverage to 2x. Equities are in for a bumpy ride.
>>49494697How about the faggot that makes his own jam?