/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49491800
Cute :)

find one to love you that isn't your mother

>>49491800
God I wish I was born a woman

>>49491800
Are they Brazilian men?

>>49491800
id put my dick inside their vaginas and move it in and out until sperm comes out of my dick if u know what im sayin

>>49491800
only if she's royalty or fertility levels drop to children of men levels.

>>49491800
You get a free servant if they love you enough. Big time investment though.

>>49491857
What the fuck man? You degenerate animal!

>>49491857
Anon, you're a dirty dog.

>>49491857
Sorry anon, your subtle humour gets past me...

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>49491800
MADE FOR _ _ _

>>49492088
Donut?

>>49491800
Yep.
I had one on and off like that as an ass et for occasional fucking and sleeping at her apartment.
Its a fickle arrangement and you have to be ypung, fuck really good and always promise her more and some potential good stuff for her in the future.
If you snatch the opportunity to fuck her sister and her cousin because you're often around during mornings and nights, then it collapses.

>>49491800
they are both men

>>49492088
B B C

>>49492136
>fuck her sister and her cousin
which was hotter anon be honest?

>>49491857
Reddit

>>49492209
The cousin of course.

>>49491800
>Woman
>Asset
No

>>49492209
Cousin was from her aunt abd just a skinnier pretty version of her.
Her sister was younger, taller, with a bigger soft bubble butt version of her.
I kinda despise them all 3 because of how it was happening. The plots and nasty setups and gaslighting and background shit.

>>49491847
same desu

>>49492294
based

>>49491857
I usually don't laugh at posts like this but this one tickled me. Have an upvote, anon.

They're good for the first 14 years then depreciate massively thereafter. Not a good investment.

>>49491800
I see more attractive women without bras and wearing less clothing walking down the street in brooklyn

clubs are just for 5'5 virgins

>>49491800
they are cringe as fuck

>>49491800
What's the IQ on those creatures to cause them to behave as such?

>>49491800
Someone please for the love of God tell me who the one in black is

>>49492942
why? you aren't ever going to fuck her, coomer addict.

>>49492942
random thot #769457842625

>>49493183
/thread

>>49492088
Other males of the same racial identity

>>49491800
Only if you have a Chad face and aren't a manlet

>>49491800
That's someone's daughter...

>>49492318
I think about this a lot. Each year, the obesity rate of the US continues to climb. These are years where the statistical likelihood of me ending up being some cash flow for a fatass increases. I do not know how to cope with this.

>>49491857
pls elaborate

uh ever heard of cheeseburgerjesus? This dude literally moved to Columbia and bangs columbian girls every day and gets his dick sucked all day and these women literally reach out to him to move in. Just move to columbia and start a chaterbate/onlyfans and you can get pussy every day. pic rel he's live now about to get his dick sucked. He just said "let me go wash my wiener and then I'll fuck Chloe"

>>49493365
>just bang dirty whores for your entire life bro

>>49491800
What a bunch of gross sluts

>>49491847
Based autogynephile

>>49491839
>implying i ever loved my mother

>>49493365
I've heard of this guy. How much money does he have? Is 250k enough to retire like this?

>>49493958
Anon I have some bad news but all wömen are dirty whores.

>>49491800

Whoremaxxing is the cheapest way to get the best out of women.

>>49491857
You. You sick bastard anon

>>49491824
That's pretty much the last word on my mind when I look at girls like that

>>49493958
ya 18 year olds from columbia that are std free and he wears a rubber
The only concern I would have is literally dying everyday in a house raid. But he gets more pussy than 99% of men and he's fat and ugly.

>>49491800
Depreciating assets are a thing so Massage parlor whores are what you're looking for. Their looks fade over time but skills increase. Small chance of accident called am STD that an insurance cant cover. Although acts of god( such as the whore moving states) will be accommodated.

>>49491857
Your statement was too vague - can you elaborate?

>>49491857
XD!

>>49494170
>ya 18 year olds from columbia that are std free and he wears a rubber
so? he's still banging whores, anyone with a bit of money can do that, I'm form latin america, I can already pay dirty whores to suck my cock, I just don't want to, is that really your definition of 'making it'?

>>49494170

Fuck yeah mate, i luv going down to old mexico, TJ go be exact. I bang hot 3rd world sloots for $60 American. Those 3rd world sloots are hot, young, big fake tits, and little waists from lypo. Then eat tacos and drink beer. Shit is awesome.

>>49491857
Wow, didn't know I had this fetish...

>>49491800
No, see them as consumer goods.

>>49491800
How much time and effort do you spend looking for webms like this, just for the sake of getting mad at them?