/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don't like working.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49481917
Thanks for the fresh bread

>>49481917
Still comfy holding!

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); Cash reserve in the billions
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)
gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable

DRS & Computershare
>8.9 million shares DRS'd by Jan. 29th 2022, previously 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021
>Quarterly registration updates have begun

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,091.395B (last ATH), 101P = 21.341B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,140.277B (ATH), 98P = 21.840B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49469680 (Cross-thread)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2021-results
>Q4 + FY2021 earnings report
>medium.loopring.io/gamestop-nft-marketplace-powered-by-loopring-l2-6cdb9289d937
>NFT beta site (See OP)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19686/html
>Stock split plan proposed for voting at 2022 stockholders meeting
investor.gamestop.com/node/19696/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Votable shares owned as of Apr. 8th EoD; Other specific dates still TBD)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Jesus christ the shills have gone full retard

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49481917
based red alert edition

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49481929
fpbp

The stock is fractaling. We're probably back to $150 by lunchtime.

Bonjour gentlemen

>>49481917
>>49481969
Thanks, fren.

>Last time on /GME/: >>49479002

>>49481929
Soon you'll never have to work again, WAGMI.

>>49481917
Last time on /GME/: >>49479002
Last time on /GME/: >>49479002
Last time on /GME/: >>49479002

>>49482000
witnessed

Love GME
Hate Swapcorn
Simple
Don't short swapcorn, you fucking retards.

Max Pain! Give it up for Max Pain!

>>49482083
We're not going to max pain this week.

>>49482001
I hate you crab.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>duplicate seethe bake spam
>dead thread
>baker can't even get digits
>getting absolutely BTFO by chadshill's DOTR party thread
kek seethies

Threaded.

>>49481633
>>49481633
>>49481633
>>49481633
>>49481633

Let’s face it the NTF marketplace is going to be complete shit. Just a bunch of transmissions trying to sell shitty art. Where is the actual value?

>>49481917
our gains will block out the sun

fuck you and your boss NF

I'm only going to slurp at double digit prices. I already have a good stack right now so at least I can save money. Still wish something would happen. I have crab fatigue.

>49482378
sneed

The OP has been giving us clues through the OP images for a while now. Only real niggas who played at least some of the games that were featured would know. Will be revealed later, along with that one (1) thing that they do that make them glow, which OP also seems to never do.

>49482378
SNEEEEED
Good to see that you're still as lonely as ever.
Makes me happy

>>49482378
You really are desperate for attention, aren't you?

The split thread is really some fatherless behavior, like they aren’t even shills they’re just babies who want attention

>>49482378

>>49482451
Honestly, I think reality is starting to set in for him that none of us are roping and he’ll be remembered only as the prime example of “here’s why datefagging is bad, children”

Kek realized I was in a shill thread and migrated here. It's getting desperate, they have triple the posts over there

>>49482626
I just think his goal is to try and slide, he’d rather get attention from someone reacting to him compared to expecting anyone to genuinely rope cause the line is a little bit red today

Reminder that (((Lauer))) still has not responded to accusations of feeding Citadel data. Reminder that (((Lauer))) still has not posted on Reddit since the accusation. Yes this is financial advice.

>>49482577
>>49482626
checked
>picrel
WAGMI

Seven for one...maybe more..

I still don't get how they're going to get me to sell?

>>49482550
That's just what it looks like when hedgefunds/MM/banks finds themselves in an unwinnable position. These people use the same internet as us. When they get themselves into an unwinnable position, someone gets to hear their whining. The financial sector is not nearly as professional as people think they are.

>>49482651
At this point I wouldn’t fault the bakers for using trip codes, since that is one of their actual intended purposes. I wonder why they don’t

>>49482661
Dont believe (((his))) lies

>>49481981
kek this is real

If they're teasing at this point everyone at GameStop corporate is a complete moron

>>49482661
Nice forum sliding dumbass. Fuck lauer WAGMI

Does today look like the same chart as yesterday but inversed, or am I just rarted?

>>49482742
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v82zjp/sec_can_suc_a_fat_one_i_dont_care_what_bullshit/
UH OH
SOCIETY

>>49482661
I have hope that SS will finally figure out they’ve been had and go full RSHA on him

>>49482781
I see it too
is it picrel?

>>49482769
Jfc... this is going to be like loopring all over again isn't it.

>>49482781
Today's price is an exaggerated 1Y chart, but you should be able to see the similarities still.

>>49482773
fuck off Lauer. DDslaves done got your scent now and will go the way of Leo Frank in minecraft.

>>49482781
>>49482862
fractalbros win once again

>>49482769
holy shit this is real
but in response to picrel

>>49482834
The first three hours seem to line up. If I’m right we should have a huge red dildo in about 15 minutes then climb up for the rest of the day

>>49482933
Replying to an account named HOLD_GME_HODL

This better not be another disappointment

>>49482933
I want to believe, but most of the time it feels like GameStop twatter is doing this shit just to pander to the GME holders and they actually have no clue what will happen.

The distraction thread seems to be containing all of the shills.

>>49482834
>>49482926
1 year chart is repeating over the course of the day, started in premarket. I took this earlier this morning, but it's been following the patterns. The dump we had is still in line with this, but they stretched out the downside. Still matches the fractal but it's only obvious if you break it into chunks.

>>49483061
>>49482952
its dumping as you predicted
>shills will be here to derail as soon as I post this message

>>49482994
>>49483047
best to stay zen now; it's coming, we just can't say when for sure

>>49483047
If their fucking bottom of the rung social media guy knew the exact dates for one of the major milestones in their turnaround strategy, that would be fud-racing.

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm bored.

Did the shills actually go to the nigger faggot split thread? Kek my sides

Also. Shocker it's 129....

>>49483234
I don't think the release date for the marketplace is necessarily a secret within the company. There are probably hundreds of employees with that knowledge.

>>49483320
You could be right, but given how close to the chest everything else seems to be, I would have thought it was only the higher-ups.

>>49483320
i don't think that's true because of how worried gamebros were about bcgniggers trashing the company from within, and rightfully so, since bcgniggers are cianiggers

Once China starts the invasion of Taiwan, Moass is on

>The entire board is getting shit up by DOTRetard

>>49483442
And jannies "banned" me for reporting him.... strange

I would love another big dip back to 77. This time I'm going to treat 77 as the absolute bottom and do a giga slurp. If it somehow goes even lower, I'll just slurp some more.

>>49483356
I don't think they can keep it secret. They created an entire call center for NFT customer support with like 500 employees, they'd obviously all be in the know, as would the NFT marketplace devs, as would the C-suite and probably anybody with customer relations or social media management.

HOW PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP AHHHJHHHH IM GOING TO ROPE TODAY

>>49483555

>>49482933
Today is the day in that his order arrives today, NOT MOASS. Once again, the literal niggers running their Twitter are not privy to company secrets. Do you really need that guy to make ANOTHER twitter post speaking down to you?

kek why are they trying to drop us so desperately today, do the shorts know something we don't? desperation manoeuvre

>>49483593
thank you captain

>>49483519
Yeah I mean even we know it's happening, but regarding the exact date, wouldn't they just give a ball park until just before?

>>49483630
Nice crop job faggot

>>49483593
There's an obvious context to that post, but you're wrong to think the NFT marketplace release date is a company secret at this point. This would be something that would be given to social media managers at least a few weeks in advance.

>>49483630
Why is your screenshot like this

>>49483630

>>49483626

options

also they just dont like the stock : (

>>49483728
He had doodoo on his fingers.

>>49483630

>>49483442
>you're getting BTFO by ME and absolutely SEETHING about it
cry for me baggie
it'll all be over soon.

>>49481917
>>49481969
GameStopNFT on twitter said tomorrow is today. What did they mean by this? Is tomorrow really today finally? I know it's always tomorrow but if tomorrow is today then that must mean it's today.

>>49483630

now this sharecropping

>>49483690
>>49483851
Turns out you're right. They probably know the timewindow for market release, but the exact day is still unset. If the C-suite haven't named a day yet and have full discretion up until the last minute, that's the only way to keep it secret.

Baggies about to cha cha slide all the way back down to 80. Kek! Trading meme stocks is EASY MONEY.

Just a reminder that the CIA doesn't want you to hold this stock and remove it from the DTCC with Direct Registration in your name/address.

>>49483851
>No planned release date just yet
People were claiming they do know the release date

Is the social media team straight up lying?

>>49483728
i forgot to cut the white out
>that's what (((she))) said

And jannies allow this...

>>49483815
kekked

>>49484078
Ironic to make a thread just to complain about all the GME threads

>>49484145
It's all the same person making them.

>>49483733
checked btw i totally missed these mb fren

>>49484155
Yep and jannies allowed it because they banned everyone who reported him

>>49482742
That post wasn't bullshit. Dave really did block that person. Proof at this link, by that person https://old.reddit.com/user/Blanderson_Snooper/comments/v81lyo/confirmation/
This is why Dave Lauer is fishy;
Urvin terminal= Dave Lauer’s project
Urvin’s privacy terms and conditions states that they are sharing data with cloud quant
Cloud quant has connections to Citadel, and it has been shown that they share data directly with citadel.
So, in ape speak, Dave Lauer’s Urvin Terminal = sharing data with Citadel
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v808w5/hmmm/ibnpcx3/
This is a further explanation as to why Dave Lauer is fishy and not to be trusted;
Because John “Morgan” Slade (CEO of CloudQuant) opened a hedge fund called “Sentinel Point Capital” in 2020 leveraging two accounts in CloudQuant. (Basically, he’s using the high frequency trading algos from cloudquant to run his new hedgefund). But if you look at the privacy statement of Urvin, the data that is being shared w/ cloudquant includes your purchase history. So if Dave is trying to push retail to use Urvin terminal, and it shares your transaction w/ CloudQuant, who has a CEO that is incentivized to fuck over retail for his new HF, and has connections to citadel (he founded and led the ETF market making business at Citadel using high frequency algorithms)… doesn’t it stink a little too much for you not to ask questions?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v808w5/hmmm/ibnxuq6/
Macems looks to be posting quite a bit about it, so this is starting to spread. Dave Lauer fucked everyone over and was put in play by Citadel is what looks to be the case at this moment in time. RIP anyone that signed the petition. He still has not responded to all of this on reddit or twitter thus far either.

Fuck Dave Lauer until proven otherwise.

>>49484177
Checked and just let NF have his fun. Nothing in the world can lead to me roping so he’ll either have to kill the larp at 4pm or move his goal post.

>>49484192
guilty until proven innocent fair enough

>>49484177
>>49484155
>>49483955
>>49483711
checked my niggers

>>49484192
how did you baggies not see this coming?
kek kike trusting baggies

>>49484192
We need one of you with a reddit account to repost this post, one by one, in the Cringemines.

>>49484228
>larp
It really isn't a larp. He 100% is a dumb meltdownie or one of the gme_nospeculation tards

>>49484243
there's a certain amount of go fuck yourself to the whole situation isn't there my shill friend

>feeds his entire family tree with my (You)
I have done my good deed for the day yay!

>>49484230
Blocking people in response to controversy and making no statement regarding it in more than a day since it began and has spread and been verified to be accurate is.... not a good look. I never trusted the guy from the beginning and didn't sign his petition or any of that shit, nor do I slurp up every free NFT shilled on leddit either and just hand out my fucking ENS to anyone that asks. People are morons and getting screwed for it hard. But unless and until Dlauer addresses this shit with the truth and an explanation, no fuck this dude I want nothing to do with him. Not even being antisemitic about it, he seemed fishy from the start and now smells like a brothel on a hot day.

>>49484282
I don’t know. I have considered the possibility he’s an insider datefagging a day where we all kill ourselves as his way of telling us moass starts in ah today.

>>49484230
We're betting against modern-day Madoff, same as the old Madoff. I would not be surprised at all if it turns out the man himself has at one point visited these Alaskan walrus-hide weaving forums to shit talk our gamestock.

>>49484282
>>49484385
I also think it's an insider trolling everyone. The actual shills and glowniggers would know he's different due to not being on their teams, and it's super obvious to me at least that there's something really really different about him. He's definitely not a standard shill or glownigger or troll and he doesn't actually come off as a seethie meltdownie to me. He seems genuinely excited.

>>49484517
Completely agreed.

NF is the janny rofl

>>49484364
I wonder which board he values more; there's only so much you can do till you get outed on Reddit, but on an anonymous fish slinging gore forum, could we ever spot him?

>nor do I slurp up every free NFT shilled on leddit either and just hand out my fucking ENS to anyone that asks. People are morons and getting screwed for it hard.
This is why I prefer 4Chan

When we run into the millions and billions henceforth, I don't want my blockchain info in public. Only the glowies should know who you are because the NSA always knows

just kidding, I'm the janny :)

>>49484517
If we do get an AH announcement, then it's unironically Ryan Cohen.

Bros, our lil gamestop stock be healin'

>>49481917
I like gamescop

I don't like shill

>>49484586
My fellow Gmericans, the storm is amongus.

>>49484673
sussus

My balance history on the 1Y chart vs the GameStop 1Y chart.. is this evidence of the global economic algorithm…? What could cause this similarity….

>>49484713
baggie

>>49484659
Ryan picks up Tool, hurts me when Playstation off.

>>49484559
Based. Thread got split, this is the real one.
>>49484551
I think unless he addresses it on reddit or twitter or something news of this will spread and he'll lose support. It's pretty damning stuff. Maybe it's got a more benign explanation than I'm considering atm but at this point it don't seem right.

>>49484746
The spy chart. You absolute donkey brain cum head

>>49484746
Forced and gay

>>49484774
The joke is my whole life savings is in gamestop

>>49484479
lmao i wonder...how much time do you really think it takes to set all those algos and employees on the right path for the day. Surely he could spare a few minutes to shitpost on biz lmao

>>49484772
dw fren it's just a glitch; maybe we were looking at the words all wrong - no we're sldyexic

There was a MOASS. It happened in January 21. There are no secret shorts.

>>49484754
Take care.

>>49484845
Then you won't mind if I buy more and continue to hold forever?

>>49484860
>operation lauer failed
>restart operation stewart
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhMZJ2WHkG4&t=5s

>>49484845
VW squeezed on a 20% SI, the official reported SI right now for GME is 23%. Jan 21 was just a gamma squeeze that got killed by turning off the buying button.

>>49484876
*Liebowitz

So how's everyone enjoying their Day of the Reset? Just 4 hours left until, in order to save the global market, the CIA will be sending us all into another universe using alien dimensional travel technology.
Go hug your loved ones, the director is already firing up the portals!

>>49484845
Ok

>>49484876
I hate this guy more than you could ever describe. He is well aware that 9/11 was an insurance scam and he led the controlled opposition to defend Mossad from accusation.

>>49484192
The thing is that Lauer contributed absolutely nothing to help GME, aside from, “ex-insider that knows how the game works” (see picrel). DFV at least talked about the company and showed proof of massive stock purchases
Anyone who didn’t already realize Davey glows like the noonday sun (or at the very least that something was odd) is a certified brainlet, end of story

>>49484926

so I'll be on an alternate earth with an alternate history where no one knows who I am and I have no identity in whatever social system they use?
Or.... like.... a hellscape with no appreciable similarities to our own?
This is pretty crucial information

>>49484876
Stewart lost the plot too yeah. The SEC and other admin courts being forced to actually act like a fucking court is insanely bullish for a ton of shit, and anyone that says otherwise is paid off or makes money on them not running that way. It was a major mask off moment for the US when that change took place, and in a good way. Fuck secret courts, fuck paid off judges, drag all that shit out into the light and anyone that doesn't like it including fucking Apple that owns the platform Stewart is allowed to still have a show on.

Can anyone explain why rope fag is datefagging tomorrow? If anything shouldnt it be next week for the 10 day. So fucking confused. Also why are there like 20 gme threads?

People have this idea that Citadel is or even was massively short GME. That’s wrong. there’s no evidence that the Citadel hedge fund arm is or has ever been significantly short GME, any more than there is evidence that Bridgewater, Renaissance, D.E. Shaw, or anyone else that you can name is or was.

>>49484980
Niggerfaggot is datefagging today, specifically 1600 EST

>>49484926
Will the new universe have magic? Will it be unique universes for each person? I've always wanted to do an isekai. I'm even more hyped now.

>>49484935
Is the share count of apes+institutions+insiders really already larger of the float by now?
To have this officially confirmed would be huge news and trigger a panic buy frenzy like for VW, wouldn't it?

>>49485006
Wouldn't mind some Youjo Senki type shenanigans

>>49484980
Because he chose this date for some reason. Split hadn't even been voted on and he already was foing mental about today.no one ever said today was an important day but him. If anything it's the 13th but I think he genuinely thought that today was the earnings or AGM and was so deep in his mental illness he has to follow through. It's sad cos he'll just love his goal posts again

>>49484591
The power of fractals.

>49484845
Then why are you people here?

>>49484980
https://countingdownto.com/?c=4152465

2hours 50minutes.

>>49485053
If the SEC has told you there are no massive shorts in Gamestop, and the media’s told you there are no massive shorts in Gamestop, and every financial professional is acting consistent with there being no massive shorts in Gamestop, and Vladamir Putin and Xi Jingping are acting consistent with there being no massive shorts in Gamestop and GAMESTOP’s told you there are no massive shorts in Gamestop . . . I dunno.

Maybe the one who’s wrong isn’t ALL of them.

Maybe it’s you.

>>49485068
You made your own thread, so why have you now come to ours?

>>49485069
I just like the stock

>>49485069
The SEC told me that shorts haven't closed in Jan21, stopped reading after your first argument

>49485053
You are wrong

>>49484980
He’s datefagging today.

>>49485098
If you think shorts haven't covered: you think that all short figures--from a bunch of different methodologies--all moving consistently--are nevertheless wrong; a bunch of OTHER data, from long positions to borrow fees to fails also is wrong; Wall Street's not buying the stock because they're declining to be greedy; the SEC and the government are setting themselves up for the worst disaster in history and no one's even acting like they care.

On the other hand: the only people who are telling you to buy the stock are the people who will lose money if you don't buy the stock.
>Publicly available data showed shorts covered.
>SEC report showed that shorts covered and there aren't naked shorts.
>GameStop itself reject any notion of shorts/naked shorts.
>Judge laughed lawsuit of collusion in the MEME saga out of court

>>49485021
Once you are in an universe, its magic won't feel magical.
You don't go crazy over power tools, cars, refrigerators, cell phones, or the internet,

Cash
Rules
Everything
Around
Me

>>49485090
I’m not niggerfaggot.
It’s just a clock.
I’m waiting to see the happening.
I expect nothing.

Sold my all my shares to buy July OTM calls
Never selling my CSGO shares
Wish me luck frens

>>49485157
Great, now we'll moon in August.
Way to fuck it up for everybody else

Market making a full recovery. GME running from behind like a dying dog desperate for a sip of water

>>49485128
I think he just likes the stock. There’s a lot of reasons to like the stock that have nothing to do with a short squeeze. Why do you care what strangers do with their money?

>>49485127
>You don't go crazy over power tools, cars, refrigerators, cell phones, or the internet

bullshit, just because the concept of something isn't novel doesn't mean that its actual use or implementation can't be exciting or interesting

>49485205
This is the most Indian sounding idiom I’ve seen from you pajeets.

>49485128
Please address >>49484935. Is somebody lying about their reporting, or are there actually large short positions still open, contrary to what you’re claiming? One of those must be true and we suspect both are

>>49485128
Cool story; I just like the stock

RRP 2,142.318

PARTICIPANTS 101

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

OH NONONONONONONONONO

>>49485216
indeed it is the pouring of your attention into something that makes it enthralling and interesting in the first place. You always just need reasons to get yourself there

>>49485267
Wen 3 trilly?

Give me some hope bros. I'm never selling but we don't even touch 200 anymore.

>>49485267
lol. 2trilly became the floor so easily

>>49485297
We will continue to dip until the split or the NFT marketplace drops. After that, massive dip. We won't see 200 again until MOASS

>>49485297
Just sell. Let it go.

>>49485270
>>49485230
Meant for >>49485198

>>49485347
Thank you Jesus. I'm free.

>>49485402
This is why you're red on the 5 day chart. Stupid fucking Americans don't even know about a figure of speech. Let alone how to invest properly. This is why your country is dying

>>49485347
Great. Now I'm holding GME AND have the song in my head.
Well, I'm not selling until the song goes away!

>>49485439
Who said I was American?

I'm thinking about selling my shares to buy a dirt bike. I'm so tired of waiting.

>>49485486
2 more hours.

>>49485486
Very very based anon. GMEbags will soon be worthless, a dirtbike will hold value and you can have fun with it!

>>49485462
I can tell by the way you speak amerimutt

somebody analyze my TA

lol i got banned for impersonating the janny

>49485541

Uh baggies, you guys are squeezing the wrong way

Kek baggies the stock is dumping YET AGAIN
Baggies are fucking pathetic.

>>49485128
Well you see, gamestop paid a cute girl to model their clothes so now I like the stock that's basically it, hope this (You) helps you to feed your village, must be rough

>>49485486
I wanna sell to buy a dirt bike too, but I won’t.

>>49485665
coom coom coom COOM AHHHHHH I GOTTA COOM

>>49485650
rent free in this niggers head

kys

These threads have been fucking appalling today. I guess it really is after-hours.

>>49485758
Split is after hours today.

>>49485677
Checked and you will when you can buy a fleet of them.

>>49485758
nf can't get jannied fast enough

>>49485758
Agreed. It's Day of the Retardation alright.

merge the theads pls baker. I'm tired of scrolling through both

Threaded.

>>49485852
>>49485852
>>49485852
>>49485852

why do you care so much ?
about GME ? anyone holding GME?
answer this
because you are paid to
I don't even care that much
in fact I don't care at all
COME AND KILL ME
24th Ave Brooklyn NY 86th st 11214
I have a paper with all my CS and broker accounts
you can sell it all for me and kill my entire family too
meet me at the Mcdonalds bring a sqaud of indians with lots of guns kill everyone and me in the mcdonaldsf

>49485944
sneed

>49485944
SNEEEEED

Can you idiots hodl your investments quietly and in the privacy of your own homes? I don't get why you feel compelled to shove it into everyone's faces and shit up this board with your stupid meme stock general... People are trying to do actual research on investments. The squeeze happened in 2021. Who exactly are you trying to convince with this sad display? Delusional.

>>49485439
>get fired from the poop processing plant
>desperate for a job
>have some decent english learned so you try to refresh your skills before your job hunt
>apply to a customer services company
>they call you in for an interview
>walk by the sweaty wage cage filled with hot smelly muggy air actively being boiled by the heat of all the computers
>interviewer asks question
>"So pranav, do you have any understanding of how forums and message boards work on the internet?"
>he thinks im stupid or something ofc i do
>get the job
>praise vishnu

>first day assignment is to spread negative sentiment about something
>try my hardest not to act like a dirty foreigner
>getting frustrated
>gets found out

>"Sorry pranav maybe this line of work isn't for you, please pack up your daal and evacuate your desk by end of day"

What is I do now bros? The poop process planting won't want me back because i got fired for stealing poo. What is good job for india that make at least $15 usd a week?
Proficient micorsoft suite

Shills are so desperate, that they're faking Aile.

>kek shillies
>kek hedgies
>kek kennies
>kek kekkies

Lol at NF being so desperate trying to bait people into his fake and gay thread

>>49485944
Baking a thread at less than 200 replies. Can we all just not be retards today?

>49485944
indeed, sneed

>>49486011
Baggies truly are the most pathetic and sad thing to ever happen to the capital markets

>>49486025
It's the thread splitter, they are desperate for attention.

>>49485944
Kill yourself nigger.

>>49486025
>baked real thread at 300
>slide thread still at 200
sneed

>49485944
OI OI OI OI SNEEEEEEEEEED

Huh, my prediction of a shillstorm was correct.
>Day of the ranjesh
Jannies need to wake the fuck up and prune this shit down to one thread at a time. Jannies are probably (((compromised))) themselves if anon from the other day was right.

>>49486124
we are in agreement that this slide thread should be pruned

>>49486059
>Baggies truly are the most pathetic and sad thing to ever happen to the capital markets
this translates to, "my assets by an institution who has a considerable short position in gamestop, I could soon be bankrupt and forced to live like the rest of society does, the people I've called roaches and bottom feeders my entire life are about to be the ones I beg for help, please sell goy...."
no thanks, i really like the stock

>>49486124
Jannies have banned everyone who has reported him

>>49486124
They've almost got me convinced that something will happen today. But I'm not expecting anything

>>49486160
Unwinnable short positions are unwinnable. I just like the stock.

What’s the rationale behind fractal-posters? Is the implication that equal patterns keep repeating on different scales?

>sounds a bit silly, but IDK I am an actual spastic

>>49486014
Kek

cup and handle?
on a bull flag?
on a fractal bull flag?
nice.

>>49486160
>no thanks, i really like the stock
This translates roughly from baggiecope to English into "I am in far too deep and can't sell, even though I realize rationally the squeeze happened a year and a half ago"

>>49481917

Threaded.

>>49485852
>>49485852
>>49485852
>>49485852

Reminder to report niggerfaggot if enough people do it he will get rangebanned

>49486295
desperately sneedy

>49486295
Damn you're lonely.
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>49486279
Explains why the price remains >10x what it was before “the squeeze” that happened a year and a half ago

>>49486327
see you on sunday
>DOTR is in 2 hours
whoops
i guess that makes this goodbye

>49486295
>One (1) man
>For a stock he doesn't own
>For free ($0)

>>49486381
>he thinks i do this for free
reminder that (You) do this for FREE

>49486295
sneed indeed

2 more hours until that stupid fucking retard spammer can go eat shit once nothing happens.

>>49486413
No, I don't think many of us think you do this for free.
What's your wage anyway? 5 rupees a day? Some free curry with extra flies and maggots?

>>49486458
>once nothing happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>49485439
>This is why you're red on the 5 day chart

So is SPY.

>>49486496
>PPT ID

>>49486496
>>49486503
i hate the ppt
i hate the ppt

It would be extremely funny if it did happen today and niggerfaggot livestreamed his final hour.

>rugged from 500
>rugged from 350
>rugged from 350
>rugged from 250
>rugged from 200
>rugged from 150
i fucking hate this
i have gains but not enough
how low will it go before people start buying again? 80-90? why can't it reverse the trend and bounce back up from 130 to 200+?

>>49486503
>>49486528
C'mon guys, she's not that bad.

>>49486555
He advertised about it for weeks, so I actually wonder what he's going to do.

>>49486413
I literally hold the stock you dumb cunt.

>>49486602
>he PAYS to do it

>tfw I finally bought 10 shares of GME simply because if there's this much shilling to not do it that it's leaking out of your containment threads maybe there's actually something to it
/biz/ is just a shitshow all around today really.

Three day ban is up boys, I sure did miss y’all. I hear something about a rope in two hours?!

>>49486555
Checked and he single handedly did the most incredible datefagging I’ve ever witnessed in any of these threads. If I’m not killing myself in 1hr and 50min I don’t know what he’s gonna do. I have to assume the larp dies. I still think he’s an insider.

Gamestop has no fundamentals. There is nothing inherent to Gamestop as a corporate entity that awards it value. It cannot compete with services such as Amazon nor Steam; it is a brick and mortar retailer that specializes in video games, of which its peers have done nothing but quietly die off for literal decades. It is a dying retailer whose value was circling the drain until people caught yids doing their usual tricks. Now those yids have realized they were caught and consolidated their wealth elsewhere to try other, new tactics, and yet here you are believing the market will writhe and twist to enforce some vague semblance of "law" that no one wants to touch, no one can properly explain and no one has ever dealt with. Bad investments dance around lack (or absence of) fundamentals to make quick profits off what amounts to pyramid schemes. This works but only if you are quick; you essentially have to "flip" whatever is being hyped up. Otherwise you will end up in the current situation surrounding GME, where the equivalent of soul-raped cultists continue to worship these nebulous ideas of inevitable profit and rule of law that are ultimately about as sane as street-corner homeless addicts screaming about rapture arriving tomorrow afternoon. I hope no one here is actually holding GME and it's all just trolling. If you do own GME, what you should be doing is learning from this phenomenon, realize what you fell for and make smarter investment decisions in the future. Consider all of this a learning experience. Gamestop is not going to make you money; that ship sailed ages ago.

>>49483815
make this into an NFT on Gamestop lol

>>49486650
I'm green. Below $100 is free money.

>>49486684
>the most incredible datefagging I’ve ever witnessed in any of these threads
i have a gift
and knowledge about particular things that you do not have
>less than 2 hours away.

>>49486698
sneed

>>49486734
>knowledge about particular things that you do not have
The knowledge of something that would lead many to kill themselves. I can’t wait to see what that may be NF. Why 6/9 though? Why not any other day?

>>49486826
it'll all be over soon
don't worry

6/9 4:20 marketlaunch

>>49486924
I'll believe you for a few hours.

>>49486924
That's utter bullshit, but I'll believe it.

Reminder jannies ignore biz because they want to control the shitcoin scams due to lack of compensation.

Jannies are trannies and niggerfaggot is being allowed to shit it up

>>49486960
>>49486995
launch is guaranteed by july so my calls will print hard

I'm bored as fuck, this is like the tenth time we have a spamming faggot nothing special about it

>>49486924
>>49486960
>>49486995

This is what awaits us.

>>49487134
COPE baggie

>baggie sirs yuo must be doing the needful and selling! Be ware the day of the DOTR baggiekek benchod bicth sirs! Think of my village YOU MUST SELL!! BAAGIE KEK BASTERDS I CALL YOUR MOTHER A GROUP I CALL YOU WIFE A GROUP SELL SIRS THE PRICE WILL DUMPING SO U MYST SELL!!! DOTR!
>this is what you sound like.
Fucking jannies need to get their shit together before I fire up the ol virtual machines and dig out the dusty board flood folder so they have no choice but to pay attention.

>>49487275
Literally what the fuck is even going on with the jannies

>>49486924
that's something that elon would do but not RC
but the NDAs are lifted for the creators so it should be soon or it would be cringe if creators announced their stuff way ahead of time without saying the launch date

>>49487339
Paid off. Why else would obvious pajeet shitcoin threads thrive here perpetually.

>49487169
>Does it for free.
>Doesn't want to make it.

>>49487339
It hardly matters, this autist shitting up the threads has 0 impact on my life regardless, though it does reek of desperation.
Also worth noting I'm not actually going to bother flooding because, shocking, I have better things to do with my time than shit up a Ponzi scheme bulletin on this Bhutanese mandala admiring forum. I think that's the biggest ??? about this autist having a meltdown to me, if they're doing it for free I'm sure they could find something something far more fun/productive to do than just flailing like a spastic here.

>>49486924
What timezone

>>49487485
New delhi

>>49487339
maybe the "insider knowledge" niggerfaggot speaks of is that he knows the jannies are gonna pull a 2014 /v/ and ban all discussion of gamestop. its unlikely that a non yank would work for the SEC or Gamestop so that's the only thing I can think of, and honestly if that's it i'd be kinda thankful I don't have to put up with street shitters anymore.

>>49487662
At this point banning discussion of GME is just gonna make people buy more. If they wanted to run that narrative they should have done it after the initial runup, ideally as the buy button was turned off. But now, as our curryniggers are nice enough to inform us, GMEtards have basically become fanatical cultists and banning discussion=even further confirmation bias that we're right and even jannies are compromised.

Down $24 in 2 days. KEK baggies

>>49486598
I hope this doesn't have anything to do with that anon who was saying how someone had to realize the meaning of hard work :(
was it all a ploy to keep us soft

pls RC

>>49487754
The only thing they can truly do to ban it is implement a new word filter, at which point we’ve already won because that involves the actual paid staff
>also it would mark the return of $DEER general

>>49487754
Its not like they don't have good excuse for doing it though, according to them we have been "shitting up the board for over 2 years". If they are gonna ban these threads I don't think its gonna be bacause kenny gonna pay for their HRT, If anything they're gonna do it because they clearly just don't like us as they have clearly demonstrated.

Gamestop confirmed on Twitter there wasn't a planned release date today. Kek hyped baggies

>>49487840
I think the only reason they haven’t is because 4chin’s lawyer (try explaining that on your resume kek) has told the jannies what exactly “illegal market manipulation is” and that unlike crypto it actually exists for stocks

>>49487840
If they pop the containment thread it will be like when all the spider babies run away from the dead mother, so: Much, much worse for them. It's not like it's us posting all those other threads, we don't even like thread splitting.
>T0S captcha

>there are baggies who didn't get out at 150
lmao...

>>49487936
i half jokingly posted in premarket about it getting rugged and that pulte was expecting a downtrend. the stock market is somewhat predictable if you take a cynical view that people won't hodl when it almost 2x'd from 80. i should have solded at least a few shares fml.

>>49487892
>>49487922
Huh, good points all around, I guess it is just a larp then.

>That market dip
ooh spicy

>>49487994
Soon

I just bought a share.

>>49488046
based

test

Attention:
This cult will commit mass suicide in 33 minutes.

Reminder that the heaviest bags aren't investments, but the echo of one's conduct. The bags of bitterness weigh heavy on an unsettled mind.
Stay in the fight /GME/ WAGMI

>>49488227
Attention: this cultist is going to impregnate all of your willing and legal female family members.

>picrel from the shill threads

>>49488227
Your federal agent needs to meet me on the highway

>>49488259
I'm bored and want something to happen. The jeets today are obnoxious.

SPY sub 400 EOD

>>49488534
you aint getting shit, the panjabis are y2king you.

>>49487007
figure this out long time ago when i realized /entgs were getting slid and never make it to archive
the kikes unironically want to make you as poor as possible
it's pretty insane when you see the amount of effort they put into making all of us "slaves"

>>49488618
Over the last 20-25 years they've almost managed to tighten the noose enough for the kick, this is the critical final part of that when people can both still do something about it, (even if they probably won't), and also have the ability to actually see what's happening thanks to the internet allowing people to communicate (mostly) openly globally.

Was he right? Is someone going to zero?

>>49488727
SPY dropping as we speak

You know all the spammers lately remind me more of the political ops around the 2016/2020 season more than anything. All of this over something they claim they aren't financially vested in.

>>49488785
PPT will fix this I'm sure

>>49488727
>>49488785
-2% is nothing.

NEW THREAD

>>49488757
>>49488757
>>49488757

>>49488841
gay thread

>>49488830
>>49488831
>>49488841
i almost feel sorry for you idiots

>>49488841
Somehow even worse than the shill threads.

>>49488841
Beat me to it. Roll with it. Shit can get fixed later.

GG INU, FOR WHEN THE MARKETS ARE RAPED

tg: gginubsc

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