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>>49484303Based.
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>>49484303>>49484337>>49484339>>49484340>>49484344>>49484346>>49484348
30-year auction happening in 20 mins
Oh God, I'm gonna morb into spy 400p
What in the actual fuck is wrong with AMD? Has there ever been a shittier, more retardedly-behaved stock?>takes a massive 2.5% shit when nasdaq takes a 0.5% shit>then takes a 0.7% shit when the nasdaq takes a 0.8% shit>then recovers 0.5% while nasdaq recovers 0.2%>THEN CRABS DOWN 0.5% FOR 30 FUCKING MINUTES WHILE NASDAQ MOONS 0.5%Name me one other fucking tech stock that flipflops between positive and negative correlation with the nasdaq. What an unbelievable piece of garbage, just fucking delete AMD, the entire company is worth less than dick cheese.
>>49484355its seasonal bro, come back around earnings and see where its at
>>49484351When?
How much risk should i take into CPI tomorow? I want to be all cash. Should i inverse myself?
Shall I hold UVIX through CPI release?
What the fuck is the point?
Someone explain me the SIGA case, I do not understand
>>49484394a conservative portfolio of 50% $PEE and 50% $POO
You'd better not have calls OR puts.
>>49484394You should be all cash until Q1 2023
Just take the natgas pillDon't fight it anon
>>49484444checked
>>49484444
>>49484351I have loads of gold so I don’t care about wiemer inflation
>>49484346We will end the day as flat as Gwen.
>he ignored the signs
>>49484444quads of death
Is 30+ years enough to invest in the emerging markets? Or will they still be shitholes?
>>49484303>OPCaptcha = DARKO. What did they mean by this?
>>49484488These markets you're considering, what is their median skin color?
>>49484444Weird ratio, because I don't always poo when I pee, but always pee when I poo.
>>49484478What signs? I didn't see any sign
>>49484444Even kek is laughing at me
>>49484508emerging markets is anything from nigeria to taiwan unfortunately
I think Elon Musk is some avatar of a long forgotten god of Grift.>"$30K model soon!" for literal years>Elon takes a fat shit on the idea in Q3 2021 and it is dropped forever>"Our battery technology is state of the art and everyone will be buying from US">is now just buying batteries from BYD>"The Boring Tunnels will get move you in 12 person pods that travel at 175 mph">becomes just single lane subways for Teslas with driversThere is no grift too minor or petty for the man.>>49484394All assets right now are either long vol or short vol. Cash is long vol so hedge with something degenerate like short dated QQQ calls.
>a-anon I'm sorry, I did something bad. I looked at your portfolio. I know you told me not to, but I saw how many shares of SIGA you're holding and I got instantly aroused. Please take me.
>>49484444>quatsBullish.
>>49484488broad emerging markets instruments? you will get rektselected sectors in selected countries only
>>49484525Exactly. So you'll get a range of outcomes.
SHIT AND PISS FIVE HUNDRED EVERYBODY!!!!! LOOK AT IT GO!!!!!!!!
>>49484531>All assets right now are either long vol or short vol. Always have been
>>49484531I got about 80 grand on TSLA put options that expire tomorrow. When we break $700 and open at $696.90 I'll make enough to get a pack of smokes or something.
>>49484552yeah it's going alright
Why did I listen to you retards shilling SIGAWhy did I fall for it again and not learn my lesson
>>49484539do siggers really?
>>49484488https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEV49qY0TP8&t=850s
>>49484539why is her vagina so swollen
>>49484512CPI report is guaranteed to cause a disproportionate amount of pants-shitting, which is good for $POO.
>>49484582Ok, I bought some puts for tomorrow too, hopefully it’s a good call.
>>49484539Did she poo poo in her pants
>>49484346Link to the full pic?
>>49484605girls vageens swell when horny
SIGA bros...
The Bartening.
>Worst /smg/ everHow bad can these threads realistically get?
>>49484514>>49484514the signs anon. just follow the signs.
>>49484640where's the slot where the penis goes though?
>>49484353that is the tattoo of a man who lives to shitpost, unfathomably based
>>49484604>>49484549>>49484548I feel like I'd want to separate the "international" into emerging and developed at least
>>49484677it's lower than you think
>>49484658Long ONIONS
LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT
>>49484597Learning disabilities are not a joke anon. Every year millions of people suffer because of it. Please, get help. There are people who love you and want the best for you. Not me, but people.
>MMMRI off the charts again>10 year 3%+>oil peaks>DXY climbsYep the stars have aligned again. Back to the bear market we go
>>49484712>he doesn't know about the ONION FUTURES ACThttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act
>>49484531>BYDActually CATL. But yeah elon is that type of salesman that specializes in dazzling the unwashed masses with amazement but if you know anything about the technology you can see though his bullshit. Like fully automated self driving cars will never become a thing, and if you think otherwise you've been fooled.
>>49484703MSCI ACWI is:88.5% World index and 11.5% Emerging Markets.You can replicate this by doing something like 60% US, 11.5% EM and the rest into Developed internationals.
>>49484658
>>49484719>oil peaks Anon I…
>>49484765By that I mean it's approaching a previous peak which it will surely surpass
>>49484716This is gonna be epic.
>>49484731AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve decided the best way to long food shortages is by storing more food in my belly
>>49484869Based hamchad
>>49484731>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_ActPretty informative
How about this. I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
>>49484869based american
>>49484892Paul Krugman pls go
>>49484731> In 1955, two onion traders, Sam Siegel and Vincent Kosuga, cornered the onion futures market on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The resulting regulatory actions led to the passing of the act on August 28, 1958. As of August 2021, it remains in effectOY VEY
>>49484892You've increased GDP by 30 dollars, created two jobs and one of you stole 10 bucks from the other.
>>49484716So two more weeks?
>>49484303anyone have a recommended divvy stock to sell covered calls on?
>>49485012MO is a very safe divvy stock that never goes down because there will always be smokers.
>>49484731>The jew fears the onion farmer
Kek SIGAniggers>2 more weeks! Diamond hands apes! The short interest is insane! [ape emoji] [diamond emoji] [hands emoji] [rocket ship emoji]
>>49485012Just buy JEPI.
>>49484985The person who bought the box lost out on 10 dollars
>YANG GANG>tranny jannies go poo in the British loo
>>49485044BTI man.
In all of human history, it has never been a worse time to be alive.
>>49484750Oh well yeah its mostly developed anyways. It guess it'll be nice that if emerging ever DOES become anything worth while the fund will scale appropriately
>>49485062Cases seem to be plateauing but if it's true that England is witholding data, you could see a crazy reversal on SIGA.Endemic STD = permanent revenue stream
>>49485062>half of smg is in SIGA!!!
>>49485062>homocopeSOON
bros I’m devastated I just talked to my company about converting to be a full time employee. I’ve been a contractor there for several monthsThey offered me more than 25% less than what I’m making currently What the fuck is that?What am I going to do?I have 4 kids and a wife and everything is more expensive
>>49484892I actually got the answer: me -20 -30 +40Him: -20 +30
>>49485100kek
Crab market is the worst type of marketWhat if for your whole life you've been told everyone hates you because God chose you, and only youI'd do the same things too
SPY closing green
>>49485100checked
>>49485089
>>49485110>They offered me more than 25% less thanLearning fucking English might be a good start
>>49485087I was shitposting but you could probably do worse.
>>49485110Politely tell them to go fuck the selves and continue working as a contractor
>>49485110Yeah because employees have higher costs so they deducted all that from your current salary. From their point of view they still pay you same.
>>49485110maybe you should have thought about that before
>>4948511025% less in pay but how much more in benefits etc, plus a consistent reliable income stream.why dont you talk to the boss about it and tell him what you are feeling about the number honestly
>>49485132crab market is the best for swinging 3x letfs
>>49485089 gotta buy the bottom then :)
>>49485135Yeah, 0.0001% green, on a total daily volume of 70 shares traded.
>>49485110You naturally would get paid less as an employee since they now have to pay employer burden, taxes, and liability.
>>49485072>>49485044>>49485087forgot to mention I'm poor, and only have a little over $1k in cash that I'm willing to invest right now, meaning I would need a stock around $10. am i SOL?
>>49485089I have everything from food to hookers available in a instance from my smart phone, my ancestors would be unbelievably jealous of the things I possess
>>49485110Anon, there are literally 2 job openings per unemployed person. Shop around.
>>49485109Just stop having sex with other men broSimple asVaccine not needed
Hey guys, I'm completely liquid rn but I'm thinking out my future game-plan once everything flatlines.As a 25 year old, what ratio should I be investing into an S&P Index fund vs Nasdaq Index fund vs personal investments?I was thinking about doing roughly 50% in Nasdaq, 30% in S&P, and 20% in whatever stocks I really feel like.
what's going on over there?
>>49485116That's why you make sure not to buy the box from him. Let him keep it.
Why shouldn't I buy puts on SPY that expire tomorrow? How hard we thinking the market is going to poopoopeepee when the CPI report comes out?
>everyone else bleeding>My portfolio is at all time highOil, defense, and lithium gang RISE UP!!!!!!
>>49485187Thought that was a Karen or scene edit of our man there
>>49485187more than half of them are lifting boxes, flipping burgers, or calling people lamo
>>49485183YANG>invest in the downfall of the Chinese market which is historically always>SHORT YINN>LONG YANG
>>49485183Focus on getting a (better) job and sorting out your expenses so you have more than $1k to invest. It's literally not worth your time at this point trying to min-max dividends & covered calls.
What do you fags think about CROX? PE is 5. Down 64% last 6 months. I see everyone wearing them even though I thought the general consensus was that they were gay. Always busy at their store. They sell accessories for them now and people collect all the colors. Big sumner shoe, earnings in July. Very affordable.
>>49485207Ye. Das good thinking.
>>49485183Buy JEPI, retard.
>>49485194I am 29 and I just got Margin called into oblivion so GL with that
>>49485209>energy etfs up over 60% YTD
>>49485241Post the gore
>>49485226I like how girls feet smell after wearing crocs
>>49485207no you steal the box from him
>>49485144Learn reading comprehension Sanjeev>>49485160Right but there is no way that I am going to be making anywhere near that back in benefits>why dont you talk to the boss about it and tell him what you are feeling about the number honestlybecause they made me talk to the hr drone instead of discussing directly. The director is literally a jew. This whole thing is giving me bad feels. They are just trying to jew me over and the irony is it’s going to come crashing down on them sooner or later because they have very little real talent in the department.
>>49485206They're all billionaires now, right?
>>49485150that’s exactly what I’m going to dojust sucks cause I like it there and hate job hunting
>>49485226I'm a Teva man, myself.
>>49485223I might be getting into the union later this year, meaning easy 100k per year, until then I get dispatched jobs based on shipping demand, and need to have savings on hand for my mortgage. I have $11k invested in mostly TQQQ and some SOXL, I was just thinking that some divvies and covered calls would be good for a crab market with the remainder of my money
>>49485276ok go fuck yourself actually
>>49485276>They offered me more than 25% less thanuhh so what did they offer you 24% why not just say that
>>49485277>>49485206Someone explain to me how people can devote their entire life savings to a literal video game store
>>49485208It's going to clog the toilet.
>>49485210Nah, *this* is an edit.>>49485211Well if he's too good for that he can always overemploy himself. 2h/day WFH shit is also plentiful.
>>49485194Buy one share of SPY, TLT, GLD, USO each month.
>>49485208you never quite know what will happen, plus puts are expensive right now
>GUSH
learn to code chuds
>>49485246Took profits this week on my Chevron and Exxon stocks I bought a few months back, oil saved my fucking portfolio
>>49485314It’s about 74% or 73% of what I am making currently, somewhere around thereI already get benefits through my contracting agency. There’s no way they are THAT much better at this place
>>49485318because that one guy bought at 4 and it went to 300seriously tho, it has very predictable and large price swings. but the people diamond handsing it are doing it for the updoots because they think it's some kind of socioeconomic movement against the...uhh...dont say the jews dont say the jews...the...uh...the...1%!
Spy is putting up a hell of a battleWhat a piece of shit
>>49485356coding is an absolute meme at this point>"bUt MuH gArBaGe CoLlEcTiOn!!!"
>>49485400say that to my 250k salary chud.
Can't wait for my TSLA put options to print.
>>49485356>Go spend hundreds of hours learning front/back-end only to compete against Ranjesh who will get hired for half the salary that you wanted.
>>49485385>contracting agencythis nigga has a wife and a job through a temp agencyare you a fuckin irl janitor? rocker can hook you up with 15 bucks an hr bro
>>49485236$15K in JEPI here. Feels comfy man.
>>49485428nah fuck front end, just learn backend stuff. front end is for fags.also the Don stopped most of the H1b crap and I work with nothing but white people. cope.
>>49485418running a business makes more and more of it is tax free. build something in the real world kike
the euro dead cat bounce is officially overtime to descent into chaosCAPITULATION THIS MONTHI TOLD YOU THE MASSIVE RUG PULLED STARTED SOME HOURS AGOI TOLD YOU!!!!!>>49485418>he learned how to collect his own garbage instead of learning babby tier languages like python, js, java and got a similar salary with web dev stupid ez shit
>>49485424Hurry the fuck up, I need my pee and poo puts to print before close so that I can buy a handle of 12 year highland Park without feeling guilty at 1:22 pt
>>49485461who says I dont also have a business?>>49485471I started out on C, thank you very much
>>49485440what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I make over 100k per year. Seriously, that’s barely middle class at this point and they want to bring me on at a huge discount. Fuck that
>>49485491me, like back in 2001
Dating on BMBL is hopeless. Everyone white woman who is not mentally ill on there is overweight
>>49485477WHATAFREAKSHOWI'M LAUGHING
>>49485513Fat chicks are like a value stock turnaround play. Get them more active little by little, cook healthier and healthier food, bam, hottie in 2 years.
>>49485276Anon, no matter what you decide you should take that job. Finding a job when you don’t have one already is much much harder. Take the Job, beef up your resume, and go hunting for your pay back
>>49485513I'm going to colombia to get my colombian esposa in october. Any smg anons want one? I'll import for very cheap prices. There's like a 9% divorce rate in colombia, very good women, the highest quality south america has to offer. Reject the anglo/germanic paradigm, embrace Hispania
>>49485513can you post an example of an overweight BMBL girl, i want to know how shit this company is
>>49485540It is rare for women who are fat in their 20’s to turn back. Usually fat people stay fat because being fat is a symptom of having an addiction to food (without realizing it)
>>49485208You should buy all the puts bobo. The market will be red like one of the hot lobster ladies..snib.. any green will be temporary..snab
>>49485454That means I still have to work with faggots like you.
>>49485513You must live in a blue state.
>>49485477I bought 40 ITM TSLA put options and 20 OTM put options and now I have 50 ITM TSLA put options and 10 OTM TSLA put options, so my position has improved.
>>49485577yes, you do, cope tranny.
>there are people here that have NO FUCKING IDEA that small caps are about to have a yearly pump that creates generational wealth
>HE ACTUALLY WENT LONG AMZN AFTER THEIR STOCK SPLITLMAO!!!! just look at that shooting star of a candle
>>49485608i dont think anyone here knows what a small cap is
>>49484351>murica flagcringe
Wilshire 5000/GDP
>>49485608so shill us some small caps you mongoloid.
>>49485635smallest cap we trade round here is SIGA
>>49485553My contract is good until the end of the year thankfullyEven though the director here said they extended it for like a month or two, that was just bullshit. Like I said, they have been shady enough to give the whole thing a tainted feel, and the guy isn’t even man enough to just talk to me one on one and has to go through his hr goon? Doesn’t incline me to throw my lot in with these people
>>49485661atos, visl, uavs (moves in parity with visl but a shitter stock)
Im hungry tell me what to eat
>>49485320Sounds... Stinky>>49485340-1.86% break even on NFLX 195p doesn't sound too bad, also the closest SPXL puts are 6/17 so -4.3% breakeven doesn't sound too bad there either given its 3x and has 8 days.>>49485513You pay for premium right? They restrict premium gash for premium payers.>>49485573Chickens will eat scrambled eggs like fiends, and pretty sure that dog would eat a hot dog.But thank you crab sir, I shall put some low ball bids in and if they go through ride the wave.
>>49485540Looks literally don’t matter, every hot skinny girl is literally an adderall addicted makeup wearing thot with extremely inflated egos. I married a humble fat cat lady, who kisses me all day, blows and fucks me every day, cooks me meals, does skincare routines on me, works hard, is humble and moral, and is trustworthy and loyal to me and the relationship. You literally cannot buy a personality like that.
>>4948520824% inflation read is priced in
>>49485557Colombians are /our women/
BOBO'SARE YOU READY?IT IS OUR TIME
>>49485676I’m in the same situation with the contract, mines not up for another 4 months though. It may not be a company you want to stay at long, leave on good terms obviously though so it’s a solid work history reference, and start job hunting like today.
>>49485707How the fuck this bitch look 18 and 45 at the same time?
>>49485752the white genes are hitting the wall while the ancient asian genes are determined to stay youthful
>>49485752jewish tricks, fren. jewish tricks
>>49485790>asianShe's a Colombian camwhore...
>>49485752Drugs do that to people
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>49485812>ancient asianwhere the fuck you think the og south americans came from retard
>ZIMwith jews you lose
>he posted it again
>doomp eet
why is ZIM shitting the bed?
>>49484604Wait so America, Developed, Emerging is pretty much just Large, Medium, Small cap?
>>49485850>>49485886THEY JIM JAMMED THE ZIM ZAM OH NO NO NO
Okay bros, I yield, what are some nat gas and possibly even oil companies that you would recommend? I was thinking Occidental, NFG, and maybe Vermilion and possibly even Scorpio Tankers... fugg, I know I've already missed the hype but I feel like there is still something to be squeezed out of all these
So es em gee, just how high are oil prices about to spike? $140? $150? $160? $180? $200? $250? tree fiddy?!>Trafigura CEO Warns Of "Parabolic" Blowoff Top In Crude As Worst Of Energy Crisis Just Ahead >One of the world's largest independent energy merchants - Trafigura, which trades hundreds of billions of dollars in commodities every year, warned crude oil prices could catapult to $150 or more, in what could be an epic blowoff top. >Jeremy Weir, chief executive of the commodity trader, told the FT Global Boardroom conference on Tuesday that energy markets are in a "critical situation... I really think we have a problem for the next six months . . . once it gets to these parabolic states, markets can move and they can spike quite a lot.">Weir's warning about higher prices comes as other top executives and analysts at major banks shift their crude oil price targets higher than the all-time peak of $147, last observed right before the 2008 financial crisis. >Last week, JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon warned that a "hurricane" might hit the economy with the Federal Reserve aggressively tightening interest. He said disruptions in oil markets could send oil prices to $150 or even $175 per barrel. >This week, Goldman Sachs' Damien Courvalin told clients they raised their peak summer oil price target from $125 to $140 while also hiking its oil price targets for the rest of 2022 and 2022 by $10 higher than before.>So what the head of Trafigura is warning about when he says the oil market could reach a "parabolic state" is the likelihood of a blowoff top. The only question: How high are oil prices about to spike?https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/trafigura-ceo-warns-epic-blowoff-top-crude-worst-energy-crisis-just-ahead
>>49485929hold until the price looks like telephone digits fellow ape
>>49484488If emerging markets mattered we eould just call them markets.
>>49485893I'm not sure I follow your thought process here my man.
>>49485929Oil prices will start to go down after juneteenth. Speaking of Juneteenth, you guys got any plans? I was going to go to the parade and maybe get some Fried Chicken and Watermelon.
what the fuck was that dump
>>49485921Africa Oil listed in Canada is a certified banger.>>49485975Emerging markets has outperformed "markets" since 1945.
>>49485979When you look at the total market of the economy the percentage of large, med, small is almost exactly the same as the distribution of america, developed, and then emerging markets. With the final one being around only 10% of the total economy
>>49485929$250 is a good start
this piece of shit VIX can't break 25
The general consensus is to load up on Iwm 200cLets go faggots, I just bought 30
I CANT BREATHE THE SHIT AND PISS FIVE HUNDRED IS DUMPING
>>49486027Ok I understand. Your conclusion is quite faulty. The reason to include small caps is that they earn a premium over large caps. This premium can't be earned by replacing small US by let's say EM. You need to own Small US, small internationals and small emerging markets.
cant you feel them?
>>49485949>In the summer of President Joe Biden's third year in office, as the nuclear war against Russia rages in Europe and China's expansionist war in Asia grinds on, WTI crude hit a new 52 week high for the 500th day in a row to reach 8,007,337,007 North American Union Dollars (NAUD)
Why so much crabbing? Are people waiting for the CPI, or for Jerome on the 15th?
>>49486019Already own AOI (though in Sweden) and that one feels bretty good (even though I got in pretty late). Thanks anyway bro :)
>>49485676As a programmer I know that the difference between fulltime and contractor pay can be literally double. The ability to start and stop projects at a whim is an important benefit to companies and they are willing to pay for it. 25% less for going fulltime doesn't sound crazy to me in light of that.I don't know what country or field you work in anon, so ymmv
>>49486089The Google split (also on the 15th)
>>49486057
puts or calls tomorrow my fellow negros
Just bought more SOXL. What stage did I buy?
LOOK AT THE NASDACK
>BILI
>>49486125doesnt matter as long as you're the one selling them
>CPI whispers on the street are CPI will come in hot at 8.6-7 vs expected 8.3Source- Trust met.Insider Bobo
this is very boring
Please tell me why they would introduce monkey pepe right now and it would be a nothing burger. THE WEF stated very clearly infectious disease is going to be the top risk in the next two years and by IMPACT.We are living in the decade of destruction. Brace your anus because you are about to be Janus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKH5Ep1vj8
>>49486019>outperformedThey also outperform in getting heemd into oblivion and never recovering. Emerging markets are just crypto and shitcoins for boomers and rich people.
>>49485827>>49486057STOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER I ALREADY JACKED OFF TWICE AND THESE THICC CUNTS GET ME IN THE RIGHT WAY
Shit&Piss500The Fag JonesGoingToZero 2000Nasd-ACK
>>494861251dte SPY/TSLA puts at the top of this morning
>>49486140We're in between euphoria and complacency.
>>49486057Looks pretty alright, source mate?
>>49486110us, database development, healthcare sector
30-year auction is supposedly good, yet RRP went up for this morning
>>49486140In between anxiety and denial I think
>>49486064I wasn't trying to imply they are interchangable. Moreso the same principles that are found in small caps like alpha risk, being new and so having a higher chance to fail, are found in emerging markets
>>49486203
Oh fuck me, TSLA just did the reversal and now some of my put options are no longer in the money
Why shouldn’t I buy GOOG before the split?
>>49486191>SIGGER>TONGUE>MY>Janus>Jynneos
>>49486203What did he mean by this?
>>49486269Immediate profit-taking dump post-split
>look at NDX chart>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as i'm doing it
>>49486269Yes buy it before it splits on the day Fed announces another rate hike after a horrible CPI tomorrow
>>49486203FARTT Innovation SUXL
Why did we dump today?
>>49486305But if they split again and again over the years then it would be a funny 1to20, 1to10 etc chain
tick tock oil barons
LAMO the SP500 is going back to 390 next week
>>49486353
>>49486319This would be a long play. Like a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong play.
>>49484433Gay sex. Simple as
Sigabros
negros we should have bought puts on META today!
Why did the TSLA niggers stop selling? They're not fooling anybody with these low volume pumps. Shit's fucked and everybody knows it, and by everybody I mean everybody knows it.
>>49486353It will be sub 400 tomorrow... I’m telling you /smg/ this entire week has been a crab fake out, expect to have green futes into premarket and when CPI hits at 8:30am the markets nose dive
WE'RE IN A KANGAROO MARKET AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convince me not to masturbate again today
>Stitch Fix is laying off 15% of its salaried employees, internal memo saysTime to dump cause one company is doing massive layoffs. At least the Fed's efforts are working and people are losing their jobs, lol
>>49486426Your hairline? Your low levels of zinc if your diet is shit? I actually don't know bro
>>49486426If you do, then the jews win.
>>49486019Lolno they haven't. They have underperformed while having 10x the risk constantly. But hey, if you pretend the insane drawdown never happened and that you were buying at the bottom everytime, I'm sure you'll be able to larp as successful.
>>49484355I'm frustrated too, fren.
>>49486416Yeah right Kike, Futures are going to go sideways and get scalped to death till CPI is released
>>49486395SIGGERS brace your anus cause it's going to creamed with gay cum guzzling cash
>>49486431where the fuck did you hear this?
>>49486412I really should be inversing you, but this might be the one time you’re right
>The "Rule of 10," as limned by Strategas chief economist Don Rissmiller in 2011, says that the economy is more likely to enter a recession when the average mortgage rate, in percent, plus the average cost for a gallon of gas, in dollars, is more than 10.>With a gallon of gas at $5 and mortgage rates at 5.09%, we've now hit that level.
I will come to your house and give you a big sloppy cowboy blow job if these TSLA puts hit baggie
Oh wow, one company is in rough shape and laying off employees. There's like 499 more on the S&P 500 that are doing just fine.
>>49486376We’re headed for recession, wait for it to go lower. I remember I wished I would’ve bought when google was sub $250 in fall 2009
>>49486508whats strike?
>>49486506Uh, no shit. https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnowAlso>more likelylol thanks for the heads up.
>>49486506Not my mortgage rate! Locked in at 1.9 percenterinos!!!!
>GMEoh no no no hahaha
>>49486426No.
>>49486431Good. Their website is infested with niggers.
The Stock Market has begun its capitulation
>>49486530$715
>>49486537bro its going back up, those shorters are going to capitulate any day now
>>49486522Is Stitch really in the poo & pee
>>49485184t. fell for propaganda about the living standards of his ancestors
>>49486549interesting i like
>>49484444keked and checked
We will test 420 again before 400.
>>49484531you forgot about starlink
I hope they rally the market into close
>>49486589>Resorted to Mega Motors, Inc. because any sane dealership would turn down her mulatto spawn
>>49486549Thats a man
>>49486525My idea is really for divvies over a 30+ year period.
>>49484303Duck market?
volume picking up on SIGA
>>49484474i'm employable come what may and not living off an impossibly huge vault of generational wealth, so i welcome weimar inflation
>SQBased.
i literally cannot make any winning trades today
EBET getting shorted again. It's a war. Back on regsho list. Short restricted. This is a great swinger. A bull bear war.
>>49486666If inflation is good we should get rid of term limits and keep this Brandon guy in office forever.
SIGA? More like SIGMA
zzzzzzz
They all went in the money for a second. It's a sign. TSLA is going to #GetFucked
>>49486662Its over. The virus has flattened. The gays quit Cumming in random strangers. Sell
>>49486666checked & tangible assets-based
I will lose everything if siga doesn't stay above 10 by July 15
>>49486707Just FYI, yes, there is a huge naked short on EBET via a vendetta against a larger investor there. They reached a deal and the short will be covering. Yes you're welcome.
>>49486750I like your optimism, anon. I wish I shared in it.
For every percent inflation goes up, tax payers should garnish that much off politician's net worthMaybe then they'll stop grifting our assholes
>>49486703Lmao same
>>49486804They've started handing out pamphlets at the gay orgies to promote safe practices during this outbreak. They've got the whole thing under control and nobody is going to need the monkiepox treatments because the disease is going to be fully eradicated in two more weeks.
>>49486703Same, except replace 'today' with 'the past 6 months'
>>49486861You know what happens at gay orgies real well, kike.
>>49486804Its in 2 more countries and another state. Gays are giving it a ro 10 instead of .6-1. They are superspreading it
>>49486863i was doing good, until this chopfest this week
>>49486878Look I thought I was going to a strait orgy alright. I didn't know it was a gay orgy. I didn't stay, I just turned 360 degrees and walked away.
>>49486642That's not a man, chicks grow hella armpit hair unless they shave it regularly. Mine just trims hers down to a half inch or so, same with her pussy. Hairless gets old after a while desu.
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Insider here, sell your calls and stocks today. Tomorrow will be a limit down day.
Fucking market go back up
>>49486534Based, jews are basically paying you to own your house.
>>>49487008>>>49487008>>>49487008
>>49487003Jews don't lend their money at 1.9%.