/biz/ - Business & Finance

How about that stock market huh fellas?

>>49482098
>yeah it’s a tough racket

SAVE ME DAVIS

>>49482080
SIGA? SIGA.

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck the fed

>>49482098
Same shit for like 2 weeks.

Brace yourselves the summer of monkeys is coming.

the market goes up then it goes down

>>49482098

So same ol shit today, sitting on cash again, cya dagon dude bros.

We need to bring back nigger markets

siga short float is like 3%, i was lied to bros

>TA works
give me a ticker and i can prove it

>>49482098
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>49482120
Based

Anyone else caught the BOIL knife on open? Feels good ngl.

FUCK
YOU
MUMU

This is now a MONKEY market. Fuck you bears and bulls.

>>49482139
I think those clowns are schizo-posting about le darkpool shorts or something

>>49482175
Get the fuck out of my thread you island monkey.

>>49482118
I can't be the only one that wants to punch his face right?

>>49482156
Great show

>>49482181

>>49482138
I love that picture, very funny :)

>>49482113
IT TAKES BRASS BALLS, GET MAD

Red day? we dont do that here

>>49482118
Yes. SIGA.

OH THANK GOD CVNA IS FINALLY DUMPING
I hate this company

>>49482181
Haha Based!

>>49482118
lol those are all reasons not to date someone

>>49482194
It's the fanfare that keeps me coming back

>>49482156

Thing about the Fed is, they always try and walk it in.

>>49482246
Yeah especially
>hi I'm a girl would you like to slap our penises together?
Not exactly a great first sales pitch.

Fucking. S O Y BEANS I keep telllling you

>>49482120
kek

When women get fat jowls after 23, trannies start to look not that bad
What the fuck am I saying, I love me some milf pussy

Fucking fantastic! Posted this stuff at the end of last thread without noticing:
>slow day so far isn't it?
>It's this time of the year.
>Here in Krautland we call it "Sommerloch" ("hole of summer"; but more like "summer time slump") where even more of nothing ever happens.
>I wonder what shit they'll start peddling this October on.

How’s it looking?

>>49482285
Where can I buy onions futures at? I see a wikipedia page but no brokers

>>49482128
The one in the middle is pretty hot

>>49482307
You looking forward to fall and winter? Shit's gonna get wild.

>>49482145

Tell me what price Tesla will be next month.

>>49482312
wowitsfuckignnothing

>>49482138
hoyl shit this meme lmao

>>49482299
Getting older is kind of nice because you are priced out of young girls and get to enter the realm of older single mom pussy. They all have pretty low standards and low self worth, and they tend to be much more homely than 21 year old insta thots

>>49482337
450

>>49482181

At what levels are you buying WEAT anons?

>>49482325
>Where can I buy onions futures at? I see a wikipedia page but no brokers
Not onion futures but they have söybeenz
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture.html#products

>>49482369

I'll take it.
I'm seriously considering shorting Tesla and Palantir but I think Palantir is a much better short.

>>49482369

>>49482369
what's TSLA price at tomorrow's open?

U.S. AUTO SAFETY REGULATORS UPGRADE TESLA AUTOPILOT PROBE OF 830,000 VEHICLES TO ENGINEERING ANALYSIS

why does SIGA keep going down even though gays keep having sex?

>>49482307
In bongland we call it silly season because of all the silly stories that appear in the newspapers. We liked it so much we made it a year-round activity :)

>market red
>ccxi green
>sips coffee
feels good man

RYCEY BROS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WAGMI

>>49482419
690

>>49482368
Idk, but maintaining a bmi under 28 while getting older has helped me snag some girls 8 years younger than me that I would've had no chance with back when I was their age
I notice lots of dudes tend to forget that while our faces don't age as hideously as women's, our metabolisms do get destroyed
Just give up beer

>>49482456
You're watching a battle in real time between the jews and the fags

>>49482334
>You looking forward to fall and winter?
No, not really.
Our fanatical "health" minister is already communicating that he wants to enact new covid restrictions "just in case".
So Germany is likely to face restrictions of entry and service and mask mandates even before a new "autumn & winter wave" even arrives.
But this time around, being vaccinated will be three shots instead of two. That's why they're already talking about initiating a new vaccination campaign.

On top of that, western europe has entered this phase of slowly diminishing standards of living that's inescapable.
However, this year will be the first year where inflation will really be felt.

Not too much to look forward to, desu.

I'm unvaccinated btw.

>>49482281
How bout that Lagarde. 25pts in the 2nd quarter, might be a real contender this season.

>>49482456
SIGA will go up if you promise to only date trans.

SIGA bros, the UK refuses to release their new numbers and the extreme dark pool shorting is nearing illegal status.

>>49482487
>just give up beer

>>49482478
Duh fuk you talkin bout Willis?

>>49482487
>give up beer

give up soda and workout. drink a light beer like michelob ultra and don't eat sugary goyfood

>>49482337
630

>>49482504
Whats the difference between the two?

Can Jim Brandon hit the teens in approval rating?

>>49482519
CAM ON BOJ
>BANG BANG BANG
SCORE SOME FAHKING GOALS!

>>49482368
>low self worth
they got nothing on mine

Metabolism slowing down as you age is a real thing but the effect is so small that it barely has any practical meaning. The real problem is that people are eating too much and exercising too little all their lives and it adds up over time. It has nothing to do with aging.

PGNY will get acquired. Make of that what you will.

>>49482368
As men get older our dating pool actually increases bro. Get with the program. Jews fear this.

>>49482388
Apparently the play is SO'YB - >>49482285

SIGAsissytrannyniggerfaggots...I thought we were poomping today wtf

>>49482456
Bc that means gays will not die. And jews can't risk turning the whole west gay bc we would not reproduce, meaning less goys making rich israel's and their portfolios

>>49482531
My left nut is tingling. That means RYCEY about to moon.

>>49482586
The the metabolism drop meme is just cope. You just intake way more than you burn. Simple as.

>>49482536
Or just give up beer

>>49482460
Does Bongland still have those street corner "newspaper stands" on public places and such?
Where they sell those silly mock papers like "elvis found alive"?
Or were these just hollywood movie inventions?

>>49482620
>the the
>a proven fact is just cope

>NASDAQ AND SPY CRABBING NEAR THE BOTTOM
>VIX ON LOWS
Get ready nigroes

>cpi confirmed to be worse than expected
>dollar pumping
>spy up 10% from bottom
>brink of a collapse

People here still buy. I thought u guys were good at this.

Oil bros...

>>49482604
When you realize Bavarian Nordic Gods are the true savoir not these SIGGERS.

SNIBS AT YOU

>>49482138
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>49482672
how is it confirmed to be worse than expected? what if they release 8.1 and markets go green

>>49482669
...and then VXX crashed to $20

>>49482646
Not hard. Beer is for teenagers and frat boys.

>>49482711
He's believing the Biden administration, that leaked yesterday the inflation numbers would be bad.

Europe is literally finished

>>49482711
he's trolling
also dont forget the eu isn't raising rates, which is a big upset for eurofags

>>49482720
Beer is fucking great. What the hell is wrong with you?

I've made more money day trading options than holding

Sorry, the SIGA bull thesis is over, I just got word that the fags aren't having sex
>"highly shorted and manipulated stock, long term hold"

Right now we are legit witnessing Jew vs. Jew warfare on the stock exchange. Stay long.

>>49482586
Not entirely the case. I have have regimented my food for years and done the whole bodybuilding type deal. For me, the difference between 20 and 30 is 10 lbs easily without changing caloric intake. It could even be higher since I don't drink as much now or eat as many sweets.

>>49482698
Make 100$ on siga selling this morning. Lose 200$ on IMTE. Awesome crab

>>49482720
Theres only 1 real beverage for older gentleman looking to slay

>>49482687
I guess those retards are just gonna keep ignoring the fact that senile Joe shut down a pipeline and paused oil and gas leases within mere days of taking office

>>49482746
Y tho?

>>49482762
You do it the other way around, you day trade to generate gains to put into your HODL positions

>>49482812
so far ive made $4800usd this week

>>49482720
and real men and monks and kings and soldiers and conquerors

faggot

>>49482793
kek

Shit bros. My left nut is tingling. This means RYCEY will moon and that could be the catalyst that starts in motion bringing the world out of a global recession. I can feel it... the Meltup is coming.

Just picked up these bad bois, 125/130 debit spread

/smg/, you do pay yourself a yearly bonus, right??

>>49482666
It’s a minuscule change, satan. Look it up.

>>49482588
The question is why would you really want to date younger girls. They are absolutely fucking insufferable these days.
>can't cook
>can't clean
>Covered in piercings
>covered in tattoos
>Listen to mumble rap
>Constantly on TikTok
>can't hold a job

i can't make money with this crab shit.

>>49482854
My butthole is quivering which means broad markets gonna drop 5%

>>49482854
I'm doing my daily kegels, which means the market will pump too.

>>49482687
But he actually did.

>>49482813
The PIIGS are eating the euro.

>>49482880
I have severe liquid explosive diarrhea just now which means spy is gonna shit the bed

>>49482805
they still think 2 putins in a trenchcoat rigged 2016

>>49482368
It's only nice if you never got young girls in the first place. Realizing that you can't get the girls you used to get is not nice at all, makes a man susceptible to the favors of the ladies of the night. They're still hot and you can still get them. Why settle for less, you deserve it, go get em lad
>>49482588
Wow I have a huge pool of old women available to me, great. I'd like to swap that for the smaller pool I had 10 years ago please

>>49482770
Fags don't have sex. Sex is what happens between a women and a man. What they do is called Fecal Penal Transplantation.

SPY EOD predictions?

>>49482939
zero

>>49482845
Good book, I read the first quarter maybe

>>49482939
LOWS, obviously

There will be a day when the market is wrong, misses max pain because he activates bullet time and every overleveraged option seller goes bankrupt.

>>49482939
409.34

>>49482761
I don’t hang around this crowd. Enjoy your IPAs homo.

>>49482930
(((science)))
(((God)))
guys I think Elon might actually be the antichrist

These fuckers are going to rally the market at the top of the channel then gap it down tomorrow

alright I got 20 TSLA put options for tomorrow. What else should I buy?

>>49482939
some clown spike to 414

>>49482980
I don't enjoy IPAs.

>>49482793
>sponsored by Chris Hansen

>>49482985
Why would there be an antichrist if the jews dont believe in christ?

>>49482880
>>49482880
Buttholes are not receptive to forecasting like testicles are. You are bearing false witness.

>>49482989
20 more

>>49482989
Buy some WEAT puts

>>49482980
IPAs are for zoomers I drink keystone like a proper boomer degenerate

>>49483000
>000
He really doesn’t enjoy IPAs.

>>49483005
>following jewish cannon
ishiggydiggy

>>49482859
So you've paid $3.32 for the chance to make $0 to ($5-$3.32)?
And your expiration is 365+ days away?
Are you sure you set this one up correctly?

Your off topic faggot spiel pisses me off so much

NTSB is about to order FSD to be disabled

>>49483046

>>49483005
The jews think the antichrist is the real christ.

>>49482793
If you haven’t learned to drink proper whiskey by 28 your not gunna make it.

Seriously though, whats with Oil, is it just a slowdown because it pumped so hard earlier in the week?

>alcohol

not gonna make it

>>49483017
you better be right about this

>>49483013
Ah, but what you didn’t know is that I also have a hernia, which is a signal to invert my testicles calls, therefore I listen to my butthole

>>49483073
>drinking hard liquor

>>49482900
This has nothing to do with markets. But good for you kegals are essential exercise.

>>49482687
>Biden dindu nuffin
>PUTLER IS LITERALLY HITLER

>>49483073
scotch is not whiskey
would you like some whiskey with your peat?

>>49483073
Try again,fag

>>49483090
Yes.

>sigatrannyfaggot

>>49482845
You’re talking about ale. Read a book

>>49483038
It's a debit spread anon. I paid 3.32 on a 5 wide spread, so it can be worth a maximum of 5.00 at expiry.

5.00 / 3.32 = 50.6% maximum gain. Picrel calc. I prefer debit spreads over credit spreads to avoid assignment risk.

PBTS halted again lol

>>49483097
by every monetary inflationary metric it appears that energy is historically underpriced even today

>>49482145
USOIL on trading view

>>49483137
This guy gets it

look at GME hahahahaha

>>49483118
Problem?

>>49483127
Yeah but debit spreads you’re short theta not long it. Credit spreads are way superior, and most brokers will just settle the spread without having you involved in assignment

>>49483119
ale is beer. Holy shit you win the retard award of the day faggot

>>49483115
>>49483073
beep beep dont fight boys lets have a rusty 3some

>>49483034
Zoomers dont drink IPAs or beer in general unless its Bush or bud light.. zoomers just got the ability to drink like a year or two ago. They all drink white claws, truly and seltzers. IPAs are big boy beers

Over/under on how long til they declare Joe Brandon mentally incompetent and President Kamala takes over?

>>49483135
I still don't know why es em gee doesn't get in on these more. Someone needs to make some algorithm or alert system to pick these up when they're like 30% up or something.

>>49483192
IPAs are for fags, just drink scotch or vodka like a man

>>49483046
that's what you get for inviting brown people from /tv/ and /ck/

>>49483127
>so it can be worth a maximum of 5.00 at expiry
Yes, minus the debit you paid.
I understand that.
That's 50.6% potential return at expiration 365+ away with the risk of getting $0 (ie losing the $3.32 it cost you to set up).
That's like a lottery ticket LEAP.
Did you buy on margin?

>>49483169
not great, not terrible

>>49483202
I keep monitoring most actives on fidelity, but by the time it shows it's too late.

>>49482870
I don’t need a girl to cook or clean for me. I need her to look good and be a decent lay. Then I need her to leave. Bonus is it makes roasties seeth.

>>49483088
I wouldn't be doing that friend just walk away from the shorts and puts. Butthole signs don't come from God.

>>49483169
Big man vibes. This is a tranny.

>>49482870
>been cream pied by jamal

>>49483169
>rocker gets unbanned
>threads immediately start getting filled with images of trannies again

>Footlong spicy italian from subway
>add tomatoes then toast it
>add olives + onions
>add Creamy Sriracha sauce
>add Spicy Chipotle Southwest sauce
>enter mouth heaven
You're welcome bros.

Also:
>buy CCXI

>>49483220
have you tried treehouse? they're around the corner from you

>>49483197
Think theyre going to keep him through the term just tighten his leash.

>>49483274
>subway

>>49483220
Jokes on you daffodil. I drink all of em. Usually every night

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN KANGAROO MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The market isn't fun anymore. Market doesn't care about rate hikes or whatever. Its all just nonsense. We might as well be trading snazzleblorbs on the borgaloid market on the planet zakzar prime

Post more webms of goblinas

>>49483279
no i haven't because i'm not a homosexual.

>>49483274
subway is gross.

>>49483268
Problem?

>>49483000
I can’t argue with the digits!

>>49483299
Imagine the smell

>>49483137
>ATH is 147.27 in 2008
>accounting for inflation that's $197.75
I'm not sure if all the price targets of $140, $150, $160, and even $185 or $200 account for this.
Conversely, WTI is about $120 right now and in 2008 that'd be $90 lmfao. That'd put, if it follows 2008, the high for the year around $180.

>>49483294
>>49483327
its the only thing I get from there but its delicious. my coworker showed me it like 10 years ago and it's one of my guilty pleasures.
>>49483220
>he will never experience Fresh Squeezed IPA
why even live buddy?

>>49483299
please stop posting ugly women

>>49483192
Ill pass and stick to my crispy IPAs while avoiding excessive liver damage, smelling like shit and drinking alone at night. Liquor fags expose themseleves as the true loners they are. Also hipster beer fags like pilsners and pastry stouts

>>49483299

Stop posting trannies

>>49483168
Quick calculation of my theta actually makes me theta positive at the moment by 0.0008 lol. It largely doesn't matter with vertical spreads anywhoo, delta swings are much more important. If I was doing a calendar or condor, then yes theta would be my goal.
>>49483228
>That's like a lottery ticket LEAP.
I don't think too many people would disagree with me for saying that all options are glorified lottery tickets.
>Did you buy on margin?
Of course I did.

>>49483347
I see a penis

>>49483347
>women

>>49483000

>>49483348
or you can be an alcoholic chad and enjoy it all wayyyy too much.

>>49483347
thats a man

>>49483329
Please stop posting women. I'm trying to focus on lines going up and down.

>>49483331
I miss the brief wave of Supreme Court memes.

the price of AMD is so goddamn manipulated it's crazy

>IPAs
If I may interject, I believe it's high time for $10 bottle wine chads to rise the fuck up.

>>49483220
Ill pass and stick to my crispy IPAs while avoiding excessive liver damage, smelling like shit and drinking alone at night. Liquor fags expose themseleves as the true loners they are. Also hipster beer fags like pilsners and pastry stouts

>>49483137
>>49483343
sources for this fwiw
https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/
https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil-historical-data

>>49483233
I'm past the age of needing casual sex all the time. I put a higher value on a woman having practical and useful skills. Save me time while I'm at work by picking up the groceries. Simple shit like that is more valuable to me.

What should I spend my TSLA winnings on?

>>49483345
I mean, don't get me wrong: I'll eat it if I'm on the highway and it's the only thing at a gas station/truck stop. They've just slid HARD in quality over the last few years. Also, the Spicy Italian was my sandwich of choice back when.

>>49483408
Yeah they don't let you short it anymore, usually at market open it would always sell off before it would rally, now it will rally even when the market sells off at open

>>49483426
A personality.
oooh gottem

Derailing this thread with a calculated attack against beer
I knew you were all day drinkers
Honestly, losing hundreds on options while blasted kind of does feel better than sex, especially since you have no one to bother you after getting brutally fucked

>slightly green
Yeah I think I'm back

We pumping or dumping? Haven't checked charts or my brokerage app yet. Give it to me straight Es Ehm Gee

>>49483414
>implying you're not a IPA drinking hipster fag.

im gonna watch The Boys season 3 on amazon

what will I think of it?

>>49483414
>Ill pass and stick to my crispy IPAs
>drinking the estrogen jew
>drinking at all
lamo at your life

>>49483294
>>49483327
Their business model relies completely on NPCs buying it because celebrities and sports stars (who definitely don't eat it lol) shill it on tv.

>>49483460
crab

>>49483432
Ike's is the shit tho. That is one thing I do miss about Commiefornia, but they did open up one not too far from me here.

>>49483414
>drinking alone at night
that's my favorite time to drink

>>49483432
>Spicy Italian was my sandwich of choice back when.
My nigga

Spicy Italian on herbs and cheese (a footlong, naturally) swiss, not toasted, extra olives, pickles, oil, vinegar, extra salt and pepper, mustard, and extra parmesean cheese. If I'm feelin it, maybe some of those pickled jalapenos too.

>>49483432
They've gotten better especially their bread but it comes at an increased cost. A footlong runs you $10 now which I'm just gonna go to Jersey Mike's if I'm shelling out that kind of money.

*ahem*
Stout>ale>lager>porter>>>>>ipa

>>49483460
We're steadily crabbing downward.

>>49483155
checked
>>49483343
This.
>I'm not sure if all the price targets of $140, $150, $160, and even $185 or $200 account for this.
Probably not.
>Conversely, WTI is about $120 right now and in 2008 that'd be $90 lmfao.
Yeah, that's... picrelated.

Adjusted for monetary inflation alone, crude ought to be $180-$230 right now by my guesstimate.
Added premium for war time, and shortages, and whateverthefuck stuff they come up with it's probably ~$300 right the fuck now.
I wouldn't be surprised if we'll be seeing relatively stable ~$400 crude oil in the middle of the decade and then settle around ~$600 by the end of this decade.

Why?
Because why the fuck not.
>>49483416
based for providing sources

kek baggies

>>49483462
its alright if you can ignore the political undertones and the need to bring up nazi's every episode. I need to watch this weeks episode.

The best beer is the one that's the coldest.

>>49483492
>A footlong runs you $10 now
Holy Christ, it's absofuckinglutely over for our economy.

9 fucking days of crab in a row

>>49483536
so it's trash and you're a complete chump for watching it then?

Who's a bad enough dude to buy spy calls/puts expiring tomorrow before close today?

>>49483448
eat monkiepox pozed shit covered nigger dick.

>>49483547

-0.60 is a bigger than average move.

>>49483536
>Forgetting about the cock vore

>>49483538
ill take it over the 5 million cryptard threads at any given point.
>>49483559
I can watch things without losing my mind because I see a black person, but I realize that is outside some people's skillset of coping with reality

>>49483380
Fact my bourbon collection is getting pretty big. Need to add some cognac to and a few more bottles of scotch. Anyone who doesn't like west coast style IPAs is actually gay>>49483384

>>49483563
Already did. Bought $411 puts for $2 today, $4 now

>>49483596
no one brought up niggers. fact is, if you spend time watching trash, it makes you trash. have higher standards.

>>49482190
>>49482246
>>49482283
t. pussies that will never be able to spend all their boondollars won in the stink market out with their tgf. i buy my gf all she wants from my GORILLIAN dollars won, and i get sloppier bjs than any white whore. enjoy your inferior corrupt cis women.

>>49483520
So it's not 1:1 because of how it's weighted, but I essentially bought UCO when crude as in the high $90s low $100s. Even when it dipped below $100 I was only ever down like a few percent at most. I admittedly bought it late, but if crude does go into the $150 to $200 then insanely the $200 to $250 range, I could be looking at 100% to 200% returns lmfao.
Even when buying it late.

>>49483608
oh man, imagine not watching something because 1% of the show has somehting you dont like. you probably cant watch or enjoy anything can you?

>>49483596
You sound like a massive fag. You spend your time watching political propaganda FOR FREE.

>>49483563
Way ahead of you
Loaded up on 20 spy 400p
We're not gonna make it

>>49483636
You are a worthless consumer and should kill yourself.

>>49483613
>
>>49483538

>>49483613
Oh make no mistake once scoopsies is done transitioning were running off together, but he's black not white

>>49483638
>>49483651
found the incels
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST ENJOY SOMETHING

>>49483613
>1 post by this id
Stay assmad,unironic faggot.

>>49482080
Anyone else scooped MO?

>>49483636
>heh yeah I consume propaganda because it goes PEWPEWPEWPEW
Wow you're so cool bro. Humanity created works of art for centuries and you choose this, VERY cool

>>49483636
>watching anything outside of specifically hand picked independent sponsor free content creators on YouTube
NGMI

Is CLF a buy here or are we waiting for lower?

>>49483636
>you probably cant watch or enjoy anything can you?
Actually, kinda yea. Lots of shows today are garbage, but that's ok because there's a lot of good stuff from the early 2010s before all the sjw stuff really kicked in.
Like, uh, the show mentioned in global rule 15 is, comparative to today, actually a really good show.

>>49483668
You just admitted that you don't enjoy it. I'm not the one who forces myself to eat slop. Hell I haven't even seen the show you watch, but by your own admission you said that it contains by your account propaganda, and you still watch it. Go fuck yourself.

>>49483678
Nah, get my slurpie monies tomorrow.

>>49483665
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN LOSER

Is there a single reason to not just throw a few hundred every month into ETFs?

>>49483567
>I'll have what he's having

>>49483418
But can’t you get someone to deliver groceries right to your house?

>>49483770
No. Fuck off

>>49483769
Now hold on minute you nigger, I won't tolerate anyone trying to shame me for my high test life choices. Apologize.

>>49483695
ive consumed plenty of fine art in my life, probably a lot more in person than you ever have
>>49483760
>You just admitted that you don't enjoy it
did I? You have some horrible reading comprehension. Go fuck yourself incel, good luck having a conversation with a woman if you can't talk about anything without completely shitting on it.

>>49483790
Delivery drivers cant even find my apartment.

>>49483671
whatever fag, ill enjoy gaming with my qtπ gf who can actually cook and will actually listen to me about my gains (fit and now biz gains) kys amerimutt

>vix

>>49483770
That's what I've been doing with my Roth IRA

>>49483707
Steel is getting heem'd and I don't know why. I think the steel plays have too much value to not buy right now.

>>49483790
sure but why have a bitch that's not going to make your life easier?

invest in natural gas anons, best exposure is UNG

>>49483810
I only recommend actual, meaningful things to my SO. Not retarded low-brow streaming exclusives.

>>49483830
im invested in it

going down that is

>>49483841
>t. my SO

>iranian inflation at 40%
Oil chads. How do we feel if Iran has another revolution. If we are repeating the 70s with stagflation we might get a revolution.

>>49482508
kekw if you think this is whats gonna happen. people are gonna be in streets, shits gonna turn violent. noone will give a fuck about corona

>>49483823
I’m thinking about getting back in, I sold at 29 dollars. But I remember Clf used to always bounce off 16-17 dollars before

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49483848
no reason for natural gas prices too go down especially going into the summer. selloff yesterday was kneejerk panic reaction to an explosion in a natgas plant, makes no sense for an event like that to be bad for price

>>49483830
>no divvie
Think ill stay with what I got

The crabbing is unbearable.

>>49483304
>Market doesn't care about rate hikes
Everybody with a brain knew rate hikes were happening, that was already considered in the stock value

When to buy more oil?

>>49483893
yeah how many times do i have to hear this from you and every other redditor here

fuck off its gonna come down and fast

>>49483917
All day everyday

>>49483861
bullshit.
absolute bullshit.
peak delusional.
may i remind you that in 2008+ many many many people accepted to be pushed into financial ruin, leading often times into general homelessness without making any kind of noise of fuzz whatsoever? (inb4 muh oggupie wallstreet, which accomplished fuck all and disbanded when the weather started to cool)
people en masse are so pacified and sedated by tv, social media, fandom and spectator sports that nowadays they wouldn't get their asses off the sofas not even for the apocalypse.

your
>any day now
will not come to fruition even if my projected scenario proves to be correct

>>49483822
Isn’t Roth IRA shit for taxes at the moment?

>>49483952
What? A Roth grows tax free.

I hope you guys realize stagflation is literally when inflation is still high but economic growth is low, I.E. demand destruction coupled with inflation. Your growth stagnates, while your prices inflate.

>>49483946
Occupy wallstreet ended because banks threw a faggot flag on their logo and everyone slobbed on their knobs after that

>>49483810
>its alright if you can ignore the political undertones
2 posts later
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX INCEL YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS GO TALK TO A WOMAN
The mind of a brainwashed goy is truly a marvel

>>49483952
Tax free as long as you begin withdrawing at 65.

>>49483903
It's crab until tomorrow dude. We all just waiting for cpi.

>>49483926
how does it feel to be wrong the last 2 years? also people rarely talk about natural gas here, the only commodity heavily shilled here is oil

>>49483964
I thought you pay current taxes as you build it up now instead of a different retirement plan where you pay taxes when you pull those out at that later date.
I might be retarded though

Hope you all got your put options on the electric car jew.

>>49483993
Didn't the White House negress say it was going to be worse?

>>49483826
>why have a bitch that's not going to make your life easier?
but anon, that's every bitch in america

>>49483984
I see

>>49483967
again, not what I said, the mind of a schizo really is something.
>>49484006
a roth is funded by already taxed money. the money that grows in that account is tax free when you take distributions (but only if you are retired or meet their retirement exceptions).

traditionals would have taxes on the distributions.

>>49483926
>calls someone redditer
>uses reddit spacing
hullo irony

>>49484018
Yeah. But we still need to see the number before nasdaq dumps into oblivion. I actually almost suspected it was going to be better until they said that. Oil was pretty steady and demand was dropping so figured it might actually be peaking.

>>49484018
that means it'll be better because they're always wrong

>>49484083
But doesn't that mean it will be worse because you're always wrong?

>>49484006

Roth IRA lets you withdraw contributions (not earnings) at any time because it's after-tax. There's also no taxes on withdrawals of earnings in the retirement range either (59 1/2) - Roths are nice, but they're also income limited, so if you make like $200k you can't put money into one

>>49483860
Wouldn’t mind some qt Persian refuge daughters. Maybe they can storm the empty American embassy just for old times sakes. What does Iran sell besides oil?

shill me some plays
evertyhing is too crabby

>>49484006
Read this thoroughly anon.
https://jlcollinsnh.com/2012/05/30/stocks-part-viii-the-401k-403b-ira-roth-buckets/

>>49484110
>if you make like $200k you can't put money into one
Not directly: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/backdoor-roth-ira.asp

>inflation still high
>rates are rising
>unemployment is increasing
This is it then lads? See you on the other side of the lost decade.

>>49484136
capitulation starts soon

>>49483952
With a ROTH you pay taxes before you invest and unless they charge law you withdraw it tax free.

>>49484039
>>49484003

>its gonna keep going up because... it just will alright!?!?

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

>>49484246
Show us on the doll where Elon touched you anon

Everything I do is wrong all of the time...

>>49484268
just invert yourself

>>49484268
everything everywhere all at once

this is the last /smg/

>>49484268
inverse yourself bro

>>49484205
Stack the puts then bud...you wont.

So is the 30-year auction going to give us some useful information now that QT is happening?

>>49484121
That's it think. Besides saffron and dates I think.

>>49484268
Hang in there buddy wagmi

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>>49484286
>>49484291
Tried that
Lost even more money

>>49484184
the best you can hope for is a very fast and very severe crash which gets a massive v shaped recovery by late summer due to trump increasing his campaigning

>>49484036
>not what I said
Nah that was a direct quote. You watch shows like this and you grow unhinged like a wild black monkey. Coincidence or all according to plan? Think about it, although I know you won't

>>49484290
i should just buy the top like you instead right

>>49484268
The key here is the consistency. Inverse yourself and everything will be find.

>>49484315
buy SPY or VTI and hold. tada millionaire at 35

>>49484205
I made 7k while you have been trolling

>>49484326
yes, I talked about your small penis in all caps in an unhinged rant completely misquoting me.
meds, schizo. now.

>>49484341
I'm already 35 and not even a half-millionaire

>>49484329
>he thinks this is the top

Lol, lmao

Someone explain me the SIGA case, I do not understand.

>>49484374
>>49484205

>>49484310
Kill yourself lazy bastard.

>>49484390
Lmfao go balls deep buddy

>>49483274
Was it at least from a respectable Subway that was clean inside and looked like whoever owned it gave a shit? I can give it a pass if it got toasted for at least a full :30 in that case. If you got that shit from some slopshop built into a convenience store you deserve the giardia to be quite honest. Jimmy Johns, Firehouse, Lenny's all do a better job. You could make a sandwich that weighed several pounds at home for the same money, or have sandwiches for like four days for the same.

>>49484509
>buncha words telling me why I shouldnt like what I like
did you really type all that out to shit on my sandwhich? Amazing.

>>49484749
>chudsnoydotpeengee
dId YoU rEaLlY tYpE oUt AlL tHaT oUt To ShIt On My SaNdWiCh? AmAzInG.

>>49483668
>found the incels
Deciding not to consume media you don’t enjoy or approve of means you’re involuntarily celibate? Is this some kind of cope? I ban certain shows and channels in my house for my kids. Does that equate to me not fucking my wife? What kind of retarded conclusion is that?

>>49484882
you can fuck your imaginary wife all you want incel.

>>49484844
thats a lot of effort to shit on my sammich

>>49484136
MO

last reply 15 minutes ago, you niggers alive?

>>49485872
Uh....not in this thread, no
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