/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49479799
links, nice

4 figure chads…

>>49479799
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPY

Surely SPY won’t go back under 400 right ?

Buy EC.

Why is SIGA bussin?

g....guys?

anyone playing earnings?

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN IMPPCHADS

oil bulls must suffer

really makes you think

>>49479831
might need to crab for a bit at 400 to fuck quarterly options.

>>49479864
OIL?
OIL.

>>49479866
Meds

>>49479854
ill sell a 1 delta put before close and use the premium to buy some icecream

What happened to $UNG?

Might want to take those profits, bobo. Looks like a scamwick is approaching

>>49479866
But who is doing it? Or is it bad luck combined with understaffed factories?

>Dream, dream, dream, dream
>Dream, dream, dream, dream
>When I want you in my arms
>When I want you and all your charms
>Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
>Dream, dream, dream, dream
>When I feel blue in the night
>And I need you to hold me tight
>Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
>Dream
>I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
>Anytime night or day
>Only trouble is, gee whiz
>I'm dreamin' my life away
>I need you so that I could die
>I love you so and that is why
>Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
>Dream, dream, dream, dream
>Dream

>>49479891
Nervous?

>>49479889
>how come my asset thats already up 178% over the last year isnt going up???

BOIL bros...

Yolo stock option trade for today?

>>49479897
It's either the CIA weakening America, foreign covert subversion, or the world is run by incompetent retards.
Honestly could be all three.

>>49479897
>But who is doing it
Well anon, if you just open the last pages of a mystery novel from get-go it's no fun isn't it?

SIGA DEEZ NUTZ

>>49479897
Or they're the ones most clued into the upcoming food shoa and they're cashing in on insurance scams before they go out of business

>>49479866

Is this the latest russian psyops to wind up schizos?

>>49479914
more like how come it shat its bricks

is SIGA calls anon even still alive?

>>49479948
it hasnt even begun

Recommend something for me to buy
Is wheat already over priced or will it climb more? Same question with oil

*knock knock

>>49479938
If they really cared about public health wouldn’t they have tried to distribute the vaccine in Congo and Nigeria before it even went to Europe?

>>49479883
>>49479943
Anyone else feeling really sleepy?

>>49479965
SIGA
CORN
XOM
VALE

>>49479923
>foreign covert subversion
Why would MSM cover that up? You'd read about KGB burning farms on the front page of CNN every day if that was the case

>>49479938
They will recommend vax but they will not recommend homos to stop having gay anal sex with pustulent faggots for like 2 weeks.

>>49479943
nice spacing there friend, how new are you

SPY is NEVER going under 400 again.

>>49479965
Both will continue to climb throughout the year but there is going to be a more chop. If you can handle the chop than get it. Otherwise just buy SPY or QQQ calls. We're going up for the next few days.

>>49479965
Long UVXY
It’s time

>>49479908
>>49479966

amd pumping

You guys stockpiled food yet?

>he doesn't realize it's yet another crab market day

Did Chile’s new Government ever declare if it was going to nationalize mining or not?

>>49479976
I doubt most of these incidents have actually been investigated or completed an investigation.
>>49480018
SOXL is the only gree bull/bear direxion pair right now lol

>>49480019
oooooooooo?

>>49480005
>SPY or QQQ calls
Hahaha holy shit. Terrible suggestion.

GOD CANDLE INCOMING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49479970
>>49480005
Cool, thanks bros.

>>49480019
nah ill probably hit up publix later today and grab some chicken

My heart is as KOLD as ice, I'm enjoying watching these piggies get slaughtered.

>>49480064
>publix
now that you mention it. a tendie sub sounds pretty gud for lunch.

>>49480019
yea

>NasdACK 100 green

uh oh

Why aren’t you going all in on SPY calls here? The downtrend has been broken

>>49480087
Your colored water is not nutrition

>>49480123
And neither is subsisting off sweet potatoes, you Maori monkey.

More like nigger market general

GET READY FOR THE POOMP NIGGGGGGGGGGGERSSSSSSSS

>>49480139
I have thousands of tins of corned beef

Going all in on 0dte SPY 415 calls

Remember ZIM bros, with jews you lose

>>49479842
The media reversal begins. You were warned for weeks.

>>49479854
playing earnings in a bear market is retarded because even if your bet is correct, it's a coin flip whether people will sell after the earnings

>>49480176
it is extremely tempting to go into ZIM at 55 dollars for that sweet jewish 40% divvie and ZIM has been around since 1945

>cathie is pumping nasd-ACK

>>49480176
but I won for months already

>>49479854
I gave up playing earnings after I had puts on both dicks and urban outfitters, both missed earnings and dropped guidance but still pumped. Now I just play trends - safer with not being as prone to IV crush on options or clown world trading.
In the current market it seems like the only safe earnings plays are calls or shares in oil companies. or short positions on large companies with a relatively small short float with earnings early in the week so you can avoid short squeezes.

>>49480162
That's fucking gross.

>>49480190
>overlapping risks of uncontrolled HIV and monkeypuck infection
Kek

>>49480195

You can beat guidance on both revenue and earnings but lower guidance and the stock will tank in this market

Small caps...

>>49480245
>Kornheiser posting in /smg/

>>49480245
>>49480190
they are normal and valid
dont be a bigot

>>49480228
>>49480245
>>49480263

>>49480267
>HR manager
scum of the earth

>nasdACK pumping

see u folks in 2 more weeks

Someone just tell me what to do.
I'm scared and stupid and my parents are dead and have no one to advise me.

>>49480315
Just be yourself

>>49480315
why don't you join them

>>49480336
I already told you I'm scared and stupid.

>>49480347
is baba gonna fucking run again

>>49480315
>I'm scared and stupid and my parents are dead
Well you can't disappoint anyone then anon.

>>49480315

Short natural gas, it's free money.

>>49480315
>Sit on your cash
>Wait for the rest of the crash to buy, try to get in at bottom
>once in, hold
ez. basically copy what people did in 2008-2010.

>>49480281

My BV doin a lil sum

Russell 2000 took a massive nose dive, it’s ogre

Elontards are too dumb for words

>>49480385
SIGA NIGGAS

-BABA220610C160 are .01

DXY and TNX recovering

>>49480260
Yes.

>>49480377
>Dude just wait five years for a 30% return

>>49480428

DXY going up is bearish literally everything.

>>49480417
Your broker's choice of asciisalad is not an official label for anything, inbred.

bavarian nordic sisters, we gonna beat the shit out of those SIGGAS.

Show yourself Bavarian Vikings Gods we going to the moon.

>>49480386
>many of the companies noted in the deletions for this year are already green again now that the algo jews have given up

>>49480377

Timing the market and buying crashes vastly underperforms being 100% invested at all times. There has been a lot of research on this topic.

>>49480377

Most people failed to catch the falling knife in 2008 and just ended up losing even more money

>>49480315
Start reading. Books articles pdfs. Invest your time in a skill. It takes 10000 hours to master something. How many hours a day are you working toward your mastery?

As for confidence. Study the roman trivium. Grammar, logic, and rhetoric. Then work out as the romans did. Take long walks with a pack. Daily. Once you've mastered these 4 things. You'll come back to this board laughing at us, but thankful at the same time. For you started from the cesspool only to return to lift another out.

>>49480438
thats how you do it. anything else is a scam.
>>49480471
you average down the whole time. you can buy in at various points and youll be up in the end especially if you get dividend stocks instead of memeshit

THE MARKET WILL GO HIGHER BEFORE IT GOES LOWER STOP FUCKING PANICK SELLING AND JUST DCA

>>49480461
baba 6/10/22 160 calls

whats so hard to read about that

Fuck those SIGGAS we are Nordic GODS.

BVNRY

>>49480485
fake and gay

>>49480461
its the ticker BABA
its the date 22.06.10
its a call C
its at strike 160

pretty simple and i dont even trade options

>>49480479
Not my fault, i just did it in 2020 with covid shit.
when everyone was selling i kept buying, then in 2 months i was up 60+% on some stuff.
Shit some LEAF banks went from $80 to $140 and were paying 5% to hold them

>>49480501
>you can buy in at various points and youll be up in the end

No you won't be. Once again; lots of research on this topic. Of course you can come up with a bunch of hypothetical scenarios where it works but if we are talking about making real money in the real world then being 100% invested at all times is better than buying crashes.

>>49480518
Found the abject failure.

tried of being poor? MU is on sale.

>INTEL

>>49480190
Kek they literally are skirting around the wording 100 different ways to avoid calling it what it is, it's a faggot disease.

>>49480544
hahaha someone's angwy

I was just fucking with you

>>49480315
https://youtu.be/Auuk1y4DRgk

>>49480553
You didn't actually buy into that obvious value trap, did you?

The dollar is ruining everything

Keep buying anons so I can dump more shares! To the moon!

another crab day, fuck this gay shit i'll try again tomorrow lata fags

>>49480587
Damn he looks like a dike. haha

Just shorted more TSLA

>>49480503
Are you a bot or real person?

>>49480543
Why would i ride my gains down to the bottom?
You sell at the top of the slope then buy in on the way to the bottom or on the way back to a normal PE.

Is WEAT really gonna rise or is famine cancelled?

Did anybody listen to me and buy SOU.V?

>>49480541

True, and I'm not arguing that. The point is that most people fuck it up. 2020 was also a pretty easy entry point given how hard it went down and then recovered. I bought AMZN at the bottom, but I wish I had bought TSLA then, could have made millions instead. Hindsight is 20/20 anyways. I said the same shit about not buying BTC at $500

>>49480503
Who do you think is panic selling? We're hoping it will crash.

What did Intel do? They’re plummeted through the floor,

>>49480643
>What did Intel do
Nothing for many years now.
Is that enough of an answer?

>>49480643
nothing, nasdump weakness followed by jews shorting because of apple's m2 chip; intel is undervalued for sure so accumulating the more it goes down is wise

how high will AMD go?

>>49480643
people realizing it's a value trap. That's literally it.

I actually want to buy but can't be too careful IMO. They've done nothing to show you can make a real comeback. If they end up becoming manufacturers vs researchers that's a big bad sign.

>>49480636
yeah i got one of them Anova machines, works good

ZIM bros I don't feel so good

Market is peepeeing and poopooing at crazy speeds today

>>49480672
It already topped out mid-term.

ALSO FUCK AMD IT'S SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT TO HOLD I'M FUCKING MAD

>>49480604
He's just an autistic man with a lot of money trying to navigate his way through everyday life. Imagine if tinny was a billionaire. There would be a lot of strange pictures too.

>>49480643
>>49480666
they will rise to heights never seen before in 2025. Better accumulate

>>49480691
not enough poopooing if you ask me

SPY EOD prediction?

>>49480691
i started DCA one month ago and buy back today that's why

>>49480679

>>49480643
Sucked shit for like 20 years and also got complacent once they thought they had the market cornered.

HUSA anon thank you for shilling.

tomorrow is when we will get REALLY stinky.

>>49480702

If Republicans win both chambers? 4300
If they don't? 3500

Add another 100 points to the SPY if they also impeach Biden/Kamela

>>49480699
No they won't you deluded fucking retard. It's a dying company and they'll be lucky to bounce off 14-15 level in a few years.

>>49480638
Yes buy Amazon makes money, BTC is a ponzi pile of shit like all other kiketo.
Just because you could have made money it doesnt mean it was the right move. I COULD have make money on Enron or WeWork, or BTC. You can make a lot of money chasing hype but thats also how you get burned.
Lots of people made money on BTC, sold it, then lost it all thinking they were going to pick the next BTC.
If they invested in something solid they would still have their money. I am happy with 5% in a bad year (holding any bank stock) and in a good year you can get 15-25% if we had a good market like 2016-2020.
People 10x-ing their money is usually all luck and timing and not realistic. You hit one of those once every 5-10years

>>49480678
Isn’t Intel making a huge Fab plant payed for by the US government?

As for their products. I’m still shocked Intel made the 4 core Bridge series processors and just like.. stopped innovating. I was so sure they had Area 51 super tech behind closed doors if AMD ever made a good rival CPU….. and they didn’t. Intel literally had nothing to offer. A decade of market dominance and their R&D side was basically twiddling thumbs. I’m still shocked by this

buttsexpox niggas WAGMI

>>49480315
you get up, you get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjKP8vYjpQ

>>49480702
0.00% gain EOD

>>49480267
Sounds homophobic

>>49480730
Unironically that corpse needs to be impeached.

>>49480731

Agreed 100%. I'm just invested in dividends now and don't work anymore, shit's easy. It was nice making enough money to help pay for the dividend investment but I'm done chasing "easy money" for the most part.

RIP siga anon

>>49480726
I hope

>>49480730
Left wingers are gonna have a tough choice to make in the next couple elections. It's pretty obvious the current administration is running the country into the dirt and their base knows it. The question is if they will be willing to swallow their pride and vote red to save the economy and stock market.

>>49480729
you know nothing about the company, technology, or the stock market in general. its embarrassing

>>49480730
How will Dems win without mail in voting this time? I'm holding bear ETFs untill then.

market has been flat since may, long live the crab

>>49480780
A lot of them will just stay home lmao. That’s the thing I’ve noticed about American elections. If the incumbent is doing poorly than a lot of his supporters just don’t vote, or even skip that race on the ballot.

>>49480198
Clean that bottom window dammit!

>>49480780
>The question is if they will be willing to swallow their pride and vote red to save the economy and stock market.
What the fuck do you think? They'd happily turn US into Africa if that meant BTFOing the natzees and bad evil orange Hitler.

i made $400 today

For fucks sake, I sold my slv 20 calls right before a 25¢ freefall after days of crabbing
I feel like someone's watching me, it's so coincidental

fagbros what did we do to deserve this…..?

>>49480770
Hai

SIGGA

>>49480800
Are they still diversihiring?

>>49480800
Cope boomer retard, keep buying your dying jewish shitpile CPU maker that's 10 years behind bleeding edge like AMD. Minimum.

>>49480825
>For fucks sake, I sold my slv 20 calls right before a 25¢ freefall after days of crabbing
That's a good thing for you, no? You hedged just on time.

>>49480770
92k down the drain

>>49480826
killing your customers is only good business for the pharmaceutical industry

>>49480731
The entire global system of economics is a ponzi scheme. Why do you think population decline causes such kvetching? Because the previous investors have to be paid with money stolen from the next more numerous batch.

>>49480780
You can't save both. If the stock market doesn't crash then real economy is doomed, the only way to fix the hyperinflationary money printing is epic wealth and demand destruction.

>>49480770
He could have sold at profit like 2 days ago.
If he had, and then bought back at ~10.x, he would currently be up quite a good amount and could resell again.

Eurozone collapsing in real time

>>49480845
shred your extra chromosomes and then talk to me boy

>>49480871
I'm pretty sure he said he bought 8k more on Tuesday so its more like 100k+ down the drain

>>49480780

They'll probably stay home like >>49480811 said. I think that's the most realistic scenario.

>>49480808

My conspiracy theory is that they're going to use monkeyp*x as a reason to shut everything down and repeat mail-in voting. I don't really think this will happen but if it does, well I'm not surprised anymore.

short nat gas now!

>>49480887
Cope. Boomer. Retard. What does Intel hold over AMD?
"Muh value" doesn't count.

BUDDY LOOK AT XELA

I've found you can pretty much inverse the SHORT X YOU IMBECILES fag lel.
I should have went harder on these tesla calls

>>49480878
>Why do you think population decline
wait until they cant pay peoples pensions because there are more people draining the funds than there are paying into them

>>49480898
There are easier ways to rope.

just bought
NVDA
AMD
AMZN
META
fuck bears.

Enron bros.....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49480770
>>49480831
>>49480871
>>49480881
>>49480890
I don't know if this is really him, but this post last night said he sold them already: >>49477362

Guys you need to be greedy when other people are fearful. Be like Warren Buffet.

>>49480936
No...

>>49480883
Why? Didn't the ECB meet expectations?

>>49480932
Man you're going to get absolutely fucked on friday.

>>49480121
Was it?

>>49480948
thats not him

>he shorted tsla
Lol pray for BUY ANAL LUBE NOW

>>49480780
>swallow their pride and vote red
No. They have no skin in the game. They will hold out for more gibs. More stimulus checks, student loan forgiveness, free HRT, etc.

>>49480818
I know that's a popular knee jerk reaction but I don't think that's the case. Gas is $6 a gallon, food prices have tripled, big corporations are abandoning the "wokeness" they adopted when things were good. It's all fun and games until all of the sudden you can barely afford to live.

>>49480955
It did.
It met expectations that economy is going down the gutter.

Prepare your anoos bobo.

>>49480896
Or they could just stuff ballots again. Have “breaks” in vote counting and other bullshit to let you know the country isn’t really a democracy anymore.

And it’s not a surprise really. The US government made an agency designed to manipulate and destabilize governments around the world. How long did they think it would take for these sorts of operations to be used against our own people? Apparently it took less than a couple decades if you google Operation Northwoods

>>49480986
>It's all fun and games until all of the sudden you can barely afford to live.
They are literally 100% okay with installing gommunism. Until they actually have to live under it but at that point it's too late for backsies.

SPY forming a text book Bart Simpson pattern. Don't have a cow when it dumps hard tomorrow.

I don't know if the market will rally or dump into CPI

>>49481011
Why, the agnus will be prepared.

>>49481014
I’d argue our current system of federal reserve control of the handful of companies that actually do things in our economy makes an illusion of choice and is far closer to communism than we’d like to think. Especially when you figure Fed Reserve backed groups having politically motivated ESG score stuff. It’s dystopian cyberpunk nightmare in real life

>$UNG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49480958
don't care, I never sell

>>49481051
>It’s dystopian cyberpunk nightmare in real life
I know. But we have no cool robot arms.

>>49481034
Neither.

>>49481037
>mmhmm, yes, i've just upped your dosage, please remember to take your meds

>>49481013
If they are going to do that again, they likey won't do it during the midterms and would hold out until 2024. You could see the frustration in biden's face and voice whenever midterms gets brought up, they know they're fucked, but historically during midterms most sitting admins lose seats so it's not really unexpected.

Looks like a good day to drink,right fellas?

>>49479866
Poor investment in food plants and all their old equipment keep blowing up. It doesn’t help that society values food processing jobs poorly to the point that only migrant workers work in them. Not exactly the most intelligent people running the plants, doing patchwork borderline dangerous jobs to keep the lines running. Tons of the older experienced workers fucked off to early retirement when covid hit too. So you have people working these plants who don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

why is SIGA so volatile jesus christ

>>49480948
I don't think that's him.

SARK
FDA approval soon!

>>49481061
Tesla has a very inappropriate robot arm charger thing you can google…. Looks a bit like real life hentee

Do you guys do all of your buying/selling in a single brokerage account? Are there any advantages to having a trading account and one for buy/hold investments/dividends?

>>49481101
Because you are a sigger..

>>49481101
Yes goy buy the SIGA

>>49479799
god i wish that were me

Put to call ratio is sky high. We are going to rally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

I'm just barely green despite my portfolio being a dumpster fire

>>49481101
There is a war between chuds and chads for SIGA. That's why it constantly fluctuates. We giga siggas will win in the end.

>>49481101
Because it has immense short volume, which means everytime it pops up a little, someone on the other end is trying to slap it back down.
On the other hand it has good fundamentals and many countries are ordering from them to stockpile thanks to niggerpox, so it attracts money which makes it pop up sometimes.

>>49481140
>the market can’t be wrong
Uhhhhhh lol

>>49481128
Not really, I think most of our buy/hold accounts are our 401k's where you cant really do much.

How's that Sigger who went all in on deep out of the money short dated SIGgA call options holding up?

>>49481172
You read it backward. He is saying that because there are lots more puts than calls, the market will inflict max pain and go up.

>>49481128
I main Robinhood but my Fidelity account lets me trade otc stocks

Here comes the OIL doomp broskis

>>49481190
He's holding real tight.

>>49481092
I should mention that this is caused by a misallocation of resources in the economy. So, basically the feds fault.

>>49481202
Sometimes I’m retarded. Anyways the point is that the market’s bets for or against GIGGA SIGGA are irrelevant if they’re actually making P/L numbers that look good… right(?)

>>49481190

>>49481190
He allegedly sold for a loss, the went all in on margin for god knows what. He's doing the classic /smg/ move of after a big loss throwing everything into one last yolo play. He should have just held his calls and not panicked

>>49481224
I wouldn't be surprised if it dumps to $115 again before going higher.

SIGA will have a short squeeze if the pox keeps spreading like this. What the fuck are the shorts thinking?

>>49481145

>>49481258
Has sacred money ever made money?

>>49481190
Apparently he dipped yesterday.
Weak game if true >>49480948
I hope it's not him tho, he was a real madlad so it's hard to believe

>>49481258
so basically what you're saying is he's not going to make it because he had the paper hands?

$SIGA experiencing a lot more bullish volume than yesterday, hurray.

Still need these faggots to breed and spread the monkey virus.

>>49481285
what money is sacred

>>49481128
Depends. I am cucknadian so I lose 15% of all dividends in US stocks on my tfsa, which is higher than I pay in taxes if I hold them in a personal account. Also, if I trade too often in my tfsa, it will be flagged and I'll get to pay taxes on it (it's normally tax-free, not tax-deferred). On the other hand, the rrsp (tax-deferred) can be operated as I want, but is very limited in how much I can put in there. Finally, the personal account is whatever, but of course it's taxed.
Hence, I put my dividends in my rrsp (but I don't actually care for dividend so actually I don't :^)), my medium and long-term holds in my TFSA, and my memes in my personal account.

>>49481276
what's the short %

>>49481329
52% last I checked.

>>49481306
they taught me in biology class that fags can't breed

>>49481329
40% off dark pools

UK is still withholding case numbers since last Friday

>>49481361
Welcome to the 21st century you booming fuck

>it's now officially META
rip FAGMAN

If you just keep betting on crony capitalism fucking itself over you can’t lose

>>49481361
Yikes. There's a lot to unpack there

>>49479966

>>49481380

>>49481285
Nobody makes money here if that's what you're asking. Even the rich fags get liquidated eventually (see scoopsies).
>>49481303
Precisely. He got scared that gays weren't going to be degenerate enough to pump SIGA. Like how can you not long gay degeneracy?

>>49481354
>>49481371
oh ok, thanks anons

quantum barting on the SPY on the picosecond chart

Siga

So, crabbing into next week because fuck your options?

>>49481428
Bullish

>>49481435
Everyone’s just waiting for Friday to start the next leg down

G-guys do I have the pox

we finna dump

>>49481485
I'm sorry anon it's too late for you...

>>49481485
quit having sex with minority homeless men anon

>>49481428
>redpilledhomo

>>49481464
>Black Tuesday, Monday
Wow, racist much?

>>49481428
It's not sex if it's not peepee in vagina. Peepee in poopoo is not sex just like peepee in hand is not sex. I don't make the rules

>buy calls
>it immediately dumps

Market cheerleader sisters, I don't feel so good... what if we truly are in a bear market?

>>49481464
>still using the COPE ratio
lol. lmao.

>>49481464
Stock pattern analysis seems schizo

>>49481428
>>49481508

>>49481557
It’s an extremely good ratio. I’m sorry you don’t understand the basics

>>49481380
MAGNTMAN
Meta
Apple
Google
Nvidia
Tesla
Microsoft
Amazon
Magnet Man

>>49481587
schiller himself said it's not applicable anymore

Bore results are amazing!

SARK is THE play!

>>49481620
Is it because of our full retard monetary policy?

>>49481598
mega man 3 was pretty good, but i always liked mega man 5.

>>49481598
Is oracle not as big as I think they are? Nobody mentions them as tech giant

>>49481404
based webm, sounds like a proper party

>>49481561
TA is literally closing your eyes and throwing a dart.

"Uh its going to break out of this range and pump up to this price!"
>dumps
"Okay I have to readjust my lines to fit this new paradigm, I'm seeing a bearish sentiment on the 4hr going to open a short here"
>pumps
"Okay, this was a good bear attack on the daily, strong support at this line, going long here. Check the weekly RSI."
>dumps again

TA is cringe.

Is this bullish?

>>49481423
This shit is gonna dump right on my chest

>>49481620
Mmmmm he said that the average was probably off, which I don’t disagree with because average lifespan has skyrocket meaning average time horizon has increased. You can adjust it for average time horizon if you want. Cope and rope kid

>>49480315
Put all your money in SPY and go about your life

>>49481679
you know what's super ultra mega double nigger cringe? dollar cost averaging into index funds.

>>49481651
They're huge, but do things that aren't as sexy as Metaverse faggotry.

what did i say about the massive rug pull?

WHAT DID I SAY!?!?!

What should I wheel with $10k(margin included)? AMD looks great for this
I wish I could afford AAPL

SIGA is so fucken shorted, fucken 2020 GME all over again.

>>49481716
We can't all be super Cool degenerate gamblers like you baggie

>>49481724
massive? anon....everything is down half a percent

Bakers? get to it.

>>49481745
It's a bad strategy that loses to buy & hold. Don't believe the hype you see from Youtube gurus.

>>49481679
You forgot h&s pattern, abc pattern, elliot wave

>>49481745
>$10k(margin included)
rope

>>49481679
If this stuff worked then you’d see everyone doing it. Like counting cards.

>>49481561
>>49481679
Luckily this is fundamental analysis, as it is based on earnings ratios

Market is getting absolutely destroyed today outside of the boomer indexes

>>49481371
Must be really bad if they're withholding lmao. They're likely trying to prepare/stockpile before they reveal the number and panic ensures.

FATE, UP AGAINST YOUR WILL
THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN
HE WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIMMMMMMMM (JPOW)

Breakfast bros. I have no idea if this is a good idea. But hedging lean hogs, with wheat and orange juice should be a good play for a month right?

Real Estate bear bros…

Just fuck my shit up

LISTEN UP JACK, YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES? YOU WANNA BE A REAL HULKAMANIAC BROTHER?
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN DUDE, YWNBARH (you will never be a real Hulkamaniac) UNLESS YOU FOLLOW THE HULKSTERS 10 HOLY DEMANDMENTS:
>1. YOU GOTTA SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND BELIEVE IN GOD BROTHER
>2. YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR VITAMINS AND NOT EAT GOYSLOP DUDE
>3. YOU GOTTA TRAIN IN THE GYM
>4. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN YOURSELF JACK
>5. YOU GOTTA BE UNCIRCUMSIZED AND HAVE KEPT YOUR FORESKIN FROM THE JEWS DUDE
>6. YOU GOTTA REJECT THE VAXX AND BOOSTERS, ONLY PUREBLOODS CAN BE HULKAMANIACS DUDE
>7. YOU CANT BE A NIGGER EITHER BROTHER
>8. YOU GOTTA BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE I HATE FAGS DUDE - NO TRANNIES OR QUEERS ALLOWED
>9. YOU GOTTA TRAIN YOUR MIND, BODY SPIRIT AND SOUL TO NOT BE A COOMER JACK
>10. YOU GOTTA SAY THE WORD BROTHER!
IF YOU LACK ANY OF THE HULKSTERS DEMANDMENTS, YWNBARH AND YNGMI BROTHER

>>49481886
>That daily candle on DRV
Damn Maybe I ought to fomo in.

missed my chance to buy puts at the top

can we please have one of those retarded spy jumps like yesterday. idgaf if we close red, just lemme exit these calls and break even

>>49481066

>>49481724
Calm down Nostradamus everyone thought it would go down on inflation expectations

>>49481864
My AMD puts are worth less than I paid for them. It's pretty gay, but if AMD loses another $3 or $4 i'll be okay.

>>49481912
Classic smg

>>49481088
Fuck I haven't seen this in years. Really good stuff.

>>49480986
I still think its correct though, nobody who voted for biden will ever vote republican and vice versa. Trump was absolutely correct in 2016 when he said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and still get votes.
It’s just about turnout which is why dems are lobbying Biden so hard for political suicide with his $10k student debt thing

have u ever tried to buy on red days and sell on green days?

>>49481361
Then why is there a pregnant man emoji?

>>49481912
omg saaaaaaaaaaame *giggles* i just need SOXL to get a quick little spike to 85 so i can break even^_^' i can't sell NOW!!! that would be losing money hehe. i guess i'll just have to wait for it to go to 0 if it doesn't reach my price target! but stonks only go up so i'm not worried >:3 meow! anywho, i only have half my life savings in it so i'll only have to commit suicide if it drops another $2. that can't happen LOL i hope

>>49481951
Do you actually think 2020 was a legitimate election?

>>49481971
Why would anyone do something like that?

>>49481105
>lookup sark
>find an island called sark
>they basically live a medieval life except with tech and they're an independent constitutional monarchy
HOLY BASED I KNOW WHERE I'M RETIRING NOW
Fuck your sark stock by the way.

>>49481978
why are there ghost and dragon emojis?

>>49481951
Even dead people love Biden

>>49481900
SIGA BROTHA

I'LL DO IT MYSELF

>>49482080
>>49482080
>>49482080

>>49481988
Why does them printing 500k extra biden votes mean fanatic neolibs, democratic socialists and niggers are going to vote Republican? The point is that there is no longer anybody “on the fence”

>>49482112
The point is voting doesn't matter when they can bus in however many mail in ballots they need at 4am after all the counts are in

>>49482048
Sounds pretty cool.

>>49481681
For the gun industry and precious metals, yes.

>>49481919
everyone thought the euro would raise financing rates, they didn't.

slow day so far isn't it?

>>49481900
Based.

>>49482214
(addendum)
It's this time of the year.
Here in Krautland we call it "Sommerloch" ("hole of summer"; but more like "summer time slump") where even more of nothing ever happens.
I wonder what shit they'll start peddling this October on.

RYCEY BROS! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING OOOOOOOOOOO

>>49481511
still gives you a whole bunch of diseases

>>49481428
maybe it will blanda up with covid and aids

>>49481757
Are you a complete fucking nigger burger?
3.66% of shares are sold short.

here's your (you) nice bait

>>49481757
here's another (you) you faggot hope the gays spread the ape virus to you.