/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49461003
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,091.395B (last ATH), 101P = 21.341B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,140.277B (ATH), 98P = 21.840B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Crab market gods, give me your powers.

I'm still trying to figure out who these Cats are and what the Fuck they are up to. What does Longacre Square Partners does? Who are they Cats? Looks like they taking GME's money!

https://longacresquare.com/casie-connolly/
https://longacresquare.com/greg-marose/

kek baggies

CAM ON GAMESTOCK!

I'm nevr gonna make it..

Wagmi

>>49461103
$150 was rejected with prejudice and now it looks like GME is out of "Pump".

>>49461088
if you were less gay or funnier anons might actually click your links or check your beautiful digits

Give me a good reason why moass is soon and not months/years away.

Does anyone else feel like maybe there's some corruption involved in the stock market? I'm just spit-balling.

DAMN. AMC absolute SHITTING on Gamestop today. Gamestop baggots still getting drug along by Cohen?????????????????

Friendly reminder AMC is dropping back down to 0 when they fail to pay their debts due next year.

>>49461140
Did you just get DUNKED on, anon?

>>49461176
definitely not! Have you been keeping up with SEC investor education series? I always make sure to do my due diligence before touching these "me me" stocks

>>49461172
no
>>49461176
don't be silly goy

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

Gme needs to wake up amc is carrying it to much.

Perfectly normal economic operation here goy

Comfy holding with my /GME/ schizos!

>>49461003
Thanks for baking!
>>49461100
Checked, SCORE SOME FACKIN' GAINS!

>>49461196
Maverick is a massive success and sending lots of Cats back to AMC theaters!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49461214
I AM THE ONE WHO DUNKS

>>49461242
>GME starts ripping
>50 billion jump in RRP in ONE day
You cannot tell me they aren't linked or at least partially linked holy fuck.

>>49461216
Kek

>>49461172
Because it either happens now (in the next few months) or not at all. We'll never see the combination of all these potential catalysts again and if they can't cause it, I think they can avoid it forever. That said, it's this month or possibly next.

>TFW bought the middle again, knew the top but didn't sell because of this stupid stock split

>>49461208
Who knew AMC was run by the greks

We're approaching the end of the "10-20 days until someone goes to zero." That wasn't a lie, was it? Liars are NGMI.

>>49461234 1234
>

I love the volatility. I'd rather see the price drop $10 than suffer one more day of the crab.

>>49461103
We're in this together fren WAGMI

>>49461380
Nah. This shit needs to be over. The cycles are getting REALLY predictable. Gonna really start daytrading soon.

AMC
>green
GME
>red

Bet you feel pretty stupid now anon, shitting on AMC while we leave you in the dust
Top kek!
I’ll be sure to wave down at you from upon the moon, baggie

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS!

In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered

>>49461411
great advice suspiciously impatient anon, hope it works out for you
49461423
lol

best thread on the site rn
>>>/pol/381499670

>>49461423
It’s all about RDBX, my nigga. fr

Tomorrow is 6/9 again. I wonder what Cohen is going to meme about. Maybe market place release and a limited lewd 69 NFT? Please clown world, make Thursday fun.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

WAGMI FRENS

>>49461524
Thursday = Thirstday

Count me in for lewd 69 NFT drop tomorrow, with sound and HD animation

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

am I the only one who thought the trading day was over already lmao
>49461529
sneed nigger, you will never be a real yilposter

>Shorts closed bro

>>49461596
Naw, today has kinda dragged for me. Honestly feels like 6 or 7 PM instead of 3.

>>49461411
Why do you always do the thing, like come on man, it’s been over a year now

GME will triple bottom at 77.77. After that, the squeeze begins

LOL GAMESTOP??
MORE LIKE GAYSTOP!!
PFFFT HAHAHAHA

>>49461172
I drank two cups of coffee this morning instead of one.

>>49461618
137? I thought we were crashing

>>49461618
The ceiling has been continuously dropping and is currently in the low 150s; doesn't mean they'll get immediately margin called once we get into the danger zone (as we saw during the sneeze) but it is a very strong incentive to suppress the price before it can get to that point

we MOASS at 3 pm

>>49461665
Makes sense to me

>>49461172
Capitulation is soon. That's literally it. The cycles are squeezing the highs down every runup. Normie retail will start to feel it unless something big happens.
>>49461633
Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Not a shill so I'll stop the ONE thing.

This is why GME is a meme stock, it’s meant for daytraders to swing and retards to yolo. Not really a good long term investment.

Power hour. Get ready for liquidations and pump to $150

We are all out of pump sirs.
Now we are de-pumping.

>>49461696
it needs to be in the Kenny Logins zone for an hour I think for it to be called

>>49461621
same here, I was about to do my eod gme price check because I figured ah action would be mostly done, oops
>>49461665
this is correct, you being off by one for satanic trips only reaffirms this
>>49461711
checked

Unironically selling if stock split divvy doesn't do shit

60 sec

>>49461781
I too will be selling your shares.

>>49461781
We will bottom 1 more time. Have faith. This is the true test.

>49461745
>49461781
>1pbtid

>>49461814
I have heard that twenty times, could have tripled my stack. Cohen aint doing shit

>muh transforming company

lets OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49461850
You seem totally organic

>49461850
then sell or kill yourself no one cares baitanon

>>49461850
I literally 20Xd my stack in the time it took Kenny to change the situation in no way, shape, or form. I am going to complain the whole time, but I can do this literally until I'm dead.

>>49461850
Look, check the lows, check the highs, we are normalizing below Cohen's buy in. Shit's plain as a hooked nose. Something has to give. Remember, there is always the killshot of an NFT divvy. OSTK's litigations were dismissed with prejudice.

>>49461936
what are OSTK litigations
Overstock situation you mean?

>>49461814
you dont even know how bad the true test will be during MOASS. We will hit $1000+ and crash back to like 200-300, hold it for a day or so with a downward trend, and then skyrocket to 5 digits and then another crash to $800 which will again hold for a few days crabbing to $600 or even $500 before shooting up to phone digits. It will be stomach churning and very few will be able to hold to make it levels.

>>49461956
I doubt we will see swings like that to be honest, there will not be enough sell pressure to make it do that for a long time

>>49461936
I never have any idea what anyone's talking about on these threads

I thought cohen sold stock for cash not bought in

Why would a NFT divvy raise the price

who is the OSTK

Sigh....

Fuck Ryan Cohen. Fucking faggot cock sucker. Useless fucking rodent

>49461999
Scroll up. Do research.

feed me hopium, baggies

i think we just dodged a bullet there with them fucko pops, right bros?

>$148
>leave
>come back
>136
Kek I love this stock

I want to talk about this.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/sec-chief-gensler-considers-new-rules-governing-market-makers-payment-for-order-flow-after-gamestop-drama-11654708259?siteid=yhoof2

>49461956
>trying this fud again
Listen nigger, we have TWICE been literal microseconds from six digits, during market hours, and we got halted both times. When moass starts for real you won’t even have time to blink before you see phone numbers, and it’s not coming down again until moass is over

>>49462049
If you need hopium at this point, NGMI. Marketplace + special dividend + stock dividend

>>49462092
Sorry bro i'm kinda mentally weak.

this thread just reeks of curry. we must be really close.

>>49462076
who cares man? all they talk about is pfof and muh off-exchange trading and say :"LOOK HERE! WE'RE DOING SOMETHING, WE'RE FIXING THE STOCK MARKET! YAY RETAIL WINS" as a distraction and a way to forget about the real elepphant in the room which is naked shorting. Notice how theyre not talking about it when it was all the buzz months ago

>mfw more shills shitposting ITT than JIDF on /pol/

>>49462150
Use your brain. NBBO is how DRS'd shares get to phone number prices, otherwise, the majority of reddit will only be able to sell at CS limit.

Guys?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/netflix-blackrock-ceos-among-those-newly-sanctioned-by-russia-11654601872

>>49462198
fair play anon

ffs so predictable in hindsight, i posted in premarket about it getting rugged. the market is so fucking rigged, the sentiment is bullish but they can apparently walk the price down to 80

>>49462076
stopped reading for words into the headline
>considers

>>49461990
I agree with you and hope that is the case but there is still a very real possibility of extremely bumpy ups and downs that could make anyone want to get off the ride early, something to be mindful of. what I presented was just worst case scenario for the moass, because we know there will be dips and people will absolutely say that its over.

>>49462226
Entirely correct. PFOF is almost irrelevant compared to naked shorting, they want intense debate over meaningless changes.

>>49462076
I wonder if this is to get brokers to rug people. The brokers who are PFOF make a LOT of money this way. So when gamestop starts introducing share location problems they will probably start closing out a lot of accounts. This all seems like more attempts to shake out paper hands.

>>49462267
No they want to steer debate away from the obvious: the market is entirely fake.

>>49462140
The NFT marketplace is literally launching tomorrow, sit back and relax.

>>49462267
meant for
>>49462150

>>49462290
Yeah, but naked shorting implies a breakdown of the market. It's a removal of price discovery.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49462328
>>49462290
Yeah, we're arguing the same thing. Market is fake because of naked shorts

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

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>>49462328
Dude. There is no "market". Price discovery has not existed since Aladdin took over. Naked shorting does not affect the price.

This really doesn’t look anything like a past fractal? Right? What is going on.

I sometimes think of this tweet
https://twitter.com/GameStop/status/1392184418488537089?s=20&t=xpRsCvEq8ICd6WAlQKKFGw

I'm 1 for 10 on predictions but I'm thinkin big poompa to 142.30 eod.

<49462285
Go ahead, explain what mechanism can possibly exist to close positions paid for in cash in accounts not enabled for margin. Bonus round: that but with holders that are not US citizens and have never stepped foot in the US

>>49462408
Nice autism.

>>49462363
I am very uncomfy but I refuse to give up until my adversaries permanently uncomfy

>>49462467

>>49462467
Uncomfy why? Uncle Rico is coming to visit next week and he said he's gonna buy us all mustangs

>>49462404
It looks like my tea leaves from this morning

>>49462437
Uh oh. They hate it when you ask that. Honestly it seems like they all just think the world is ending when moass happens.

>>49462568
>buy us all mustangs
Can I just get a 2011 1.0 Ford Focus? I don’t ask for much.

I don’t care what happens in the next few months, as long as by New Years I am in my comfy chalet in Switzerland

>>49462619
I’m about to put in an order on computershare so hopefully it dumps in the short term, but I’d like to make it before august so I don’t have to sign a new lease on my apartment

>>49462619
How much liquidity do you need to legally immigrate into Switzerland?

GME will not squeeze
Please sell so we can get rid of this stinking general
You’re all shitting up the catalogue and taking away from actual business discussion.

did anyone mention this in the earlier threads? seems relevant!

WAGMI

>>49462613
You can get whichever car you like anon

>>49462693
Thanks just bought more

Citadel needs to fucking go under already so I can get paid and forget about this clown market for the rest of my life.

>>49462693
cry moar

>>49462373
lel, have a (you)

>49462693
>actual business discussion on /biz/
Back to your crypto threads ranjesh

>>49462706
Yeah right idiot i posted that like a minute ago there’s no way you just bought more it takes longer than that to buy a share idiot

>>49462568
Fuck mustangs, post your made-it daily driver

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49462693
Sorry for pushing the ElonDeppSafeDogeRocketSonicMoonInu10 thread off the bottom of the board. Here’s a (You) so you can still feed your village
>>49462590
For as much as they want to spam this stuff, answering real questions about their claims really seems to be beyond their pay grade

>>49462754
lol you really are a jeet, it literally takes 10 seconds to place an order through Active Trader

>>49462777
luggy sebens! :DD:DDD:DD

>>49462782
I am not jeet motherfucker
Sell fucking shares now bitch

>>49462782
Spelling it as “catalogue” wasn’t an obvious enough clue?

What year will we lock up the float again?

Feekings, I...

>>49462777
Lucky 7's!

>>49462755
I'm already dailying it. Never getting rid of this car, I'll retro fit an electric power train if I have to.

>>49462696
This is Blu's last chance at remaining relevant. I hope he is right.

>>49462877
Oh deer.

>>49462856

>>49462693
>actual business discussion
Fucking kek

>>49462755
I bought my dream daily over a year ago. Mint 89 camry DLX wagon.

I’m going to finance an anime about the Book of Mormon after moass

>>49462902
Nice image of yourself dogfucke
Eat the piece of shit it’s better then shit stock you hold bitch

>>49462755
I'll be the Audi a6 estate driver with the two Borzoi in the back with my gardening tools I'll use to maintain my properties.

>>49462887
nice car brah, those are called "Fairlady" right?

I need an F-Type R; they're like a Mustang that went to Oxford

>>49462887
good shit
>>49462919
Esoteric taste, but you do you

>>49462941
Make a documentary about the man literally named bringem young that makes Mormons seethe

>>49462877
Sheeiiiiit. During the sneeze it was close to that wasn’t it?

So what are the predictions for tomorrow following that mini dump ?
Nothing is gonna happen tomorrow or Friday is it.... ?
Or is it ?

>>49462948

>>49463024
All signs point to moass starting tomorrow. Dotr is tomorrow.

>>49462693

>>49463025
That’s your shit ass too
Shit all over white boy ass
Need mommy to clean your shitty bumbum fatherfucker

>>49462755
Going to drive in the city ghettos and test the bullet-proof qualities of this baby

>>49463066

>>49463009
Why does he make Mormons seethe? They named their university after him?

>>49463067
oh look its the car worth 40k of resources going to sell for 34k once it comes out
make sure you get yours when it comes out with a down payment of only 1500
just wait for it
kek

>>49463025
>not giving Kashmir to glorious Pakistan
shit drawing

>>49463050
i usually am working and not in these threads. What's dotr? Also what other signs i like being hype

Can power hour push it over 140?

Whenever i get this stupid fucking yellow arrow on my chart, we fly about 10-15 mins after

picrel

>>49463102
He was the first Mormon to speak out and ban polygamy and the LDS communities that still practice polygamy have way too many dudes that most sons get excommunicated from the church

why are you "omg its down 5% is over" or "omg is up 10% wagmi"
arent you there for a moass? is like watching the finger ignoring the moon

>>49463153
I dreamt it to be true.

Nigger

>>49463050
D
O
T
R

Is tomorrow oh fucking shit I almost forgot
It's fucking tomorrow
LFG

Bros im getting baggie fatigue. They better split this shit soon so I know wether or not I can sell half my stack to fund a home gym

>>49463169
shills say it's over when down
we say wagmi when its up because what else is there to do?

>>49463162
We're running out of time for today Anon.

>>49463169
I don’t think any real holders are affected by the price anymore. We’ve already won.

post MOASS, after I have the important things taken care of, I think I'm going to pay 2 or 3 pretty girls with tight tummies and asses to just beat the shit out of me

Sears is pumping

>>49463211
some of the best poompas have happened in AH and PM

>>49463169
don't count your chicken until they've hatched, i think GME will moon but people thought trump would win the 2020 election and look what happened, normies are fucking sheep, even on /biz/ outside of this general they hate on GME and have a ridiculously close minded view on it

>>49463224

>>49463167
Sounds based to me. I really think the Lord punished Joseph Smith for polygamy

So bros, Portugal or Spain for comfy post-MOASS living? I'm fucking tired of the US, hate the cold, and don't feel like participating in the civil war.

>>49463182
I really do wonder if niggerfaggot was RC this whole time his ban lifted yesterday and I’m pretty sure he still hasn’t been back. I thought for sure he would be datefagging his precious dotr. It’s certainly fishy.

>>49462877
Has any statsfag in the cringemines done a meta analysis from all the broker fee data? I feel there's something to learn from it.

>>49463241
and look how many shitstocks have fizzled out, GME is unique but we are trusting millions of people to hold when normies are constantly being told to sell

/GME/ Where is my split edition

>>49463254
Spain is pretty chill, spent a few months there over the last couple years and like it a lot for vacationing. Would never want to work there and It'd be a hard sell to live there though.

>>49462755
gonna buy this AMC with gainz from GME

>>49463224
Are you the anon that wanted the muscle women to dominate you?

It's fucking tomorrow ain't it
Cue the soundtrack
https://youtu.be/BCr1r9jEGJQ

>>49463251
The Lord punished Joseph Smith because he blasphemed by completely fabricating a totally bullshit story that created the Mormon church.

Why do you think he was kicked out of NY, Illinois and Missouri? He was a total weirdo

tonight at 6 pm youre gonna shit yourself
you shouldnt have trusted that fart nor chicken.

>>49463267
Earliest it could be is the 13th. 10 days after the vote, takes 10 days to file with SEC.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK RYAN COHEN I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49462877

>>49463115
I don't really get what you're implying. 34k? sign me up kek. Buying all cash, not financing

>>49463102
Polygamy is based. Bringham also killed a bunch of allegedly innocent western settlers and raped a bunch "THEY WERE US ARMY OK"

Mormons also tried the great reset in the 1800s. Their doctrine specifically says the blood of the guilty must touch soil to be atoned. They also support egalitarianism and female income equality (again, "higher" areas of the church, all been publicly tried in the 1800s)

>>49463167
The retarded f*ggotry they do is not based. I've read apparently in the more strict/powerful sections of the church you are basically forced to share and/or give up your daughter/wife for their retarded 20+ wife's to one husband families. Polygamy is based. Harming your own community for its sake is not based.

>>49463263
Are you actually retarded? Are you aware this stock has fairly well informed cult base that is prepared to lead a historic stag hunt?

>>49463279
> Just to lose them all

>>49463224

Image is for you Anon.

>>49463318
Good way to earn money buddy
I lend out all my share and make $600 a month extra
GME pay the most

>>49463333
we've been down to 80 twice this year and just got rugged from 150, i'm of course bullish on GME and i'm all in but try not to get hubris, we are just sitting here and larping, we're not very effective at advertising it to outsiders

>>49462777
S-S-S-S-S-SSSSAAAVAGE SEVENSS!!!!!!!!!

>>49463320
sorry if i dont get the numbers right but you can order that thing now, make a down payment while its obvious that it will never be available for the price mentioned (34k ithink)
the joke is they take your money and never deliver.
>you wanna buy a new ferrari for 10k
>okay give me 2k now and ill deliver as soon as available
so yes, 34k (or rather 1.5) for nothing

>>49463310
doesn't mean they couldn't announce it any time, though
>>49463318
bullish
>>49463333
checked and correct; this road only leads two places, lavish wealth or minecraft

>>49462755
fail
>>49462887
fail
>>49462919
pass
>>49462970
mediocre. get an RS6 instead to improve your score. Fairlady is a term for older cars, not those.
>>49462973
fail
>>49463067
fail
>>49463279
that's a burnout car. fail

>t. actual /o/ mechanic

>>49463396

tomorrow we crab, friday we MOASS
136.480-137.430 zone is crucial

>>49463290
Whatever. It would still be a sweet anime if done right

>>49463396
Toyota Supra

>They're sending in Pajeet shills who can't even speak english
>kek shillies
>kek hedgies

>49463371
Nothing you said in this post has anything to do with your first point or with mine. Please kys.

>>49463445
cope

>>49463432
Hedgies are having to use Fiver shills since they can't afford higher quality shills these days. You love to see it.

>>49463396
>that's a burnout car
for doing burnouts in abandoned AMC theater parking lots. donuts too.

>49463458
You’re about to get rugged in crypto and I’m going to come pay your mother and sister to catch and swallow my semen. I think you need to cope.

kek crypto baggies

>>49463383
I already pre-ordered, it's literally a $100 deposit.. I spend that on yolo options while taking a shit

lowest price starts at 40k. I assume pre-order prices will be grandfathered, and these will go up in cost like other tesla models due to supply chain

idk where you get your info my guy

>>49463312

>back
>he's not in the green
how

>>49463286
ready for premarket already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8ftRFb2Ac

>>49463502
>idk where you get your info my guy
4chan

>>49463396
cool, didn't ask faggot

>>49463278
Can you explain a bit further anon? I know gypsies and the like are an issue, but what else?

>>49463396
>ram 5500 Cummins flatbed dually with bed mounted diesel tank

>ram promaster 3500 high top (luxury stealth RV)

>Lamborghini (just for show, I'd never drive it due to the reputation lambo drivers have for crashing them, probably won't bother buying one)

>5 ton truck with the same Cummins as t
The 5500 swapped in, ideally 6x6

>offline modded cybertruck. ALL computer systems replaced with non Tesla systems, no internet connectivity.


And of course a donk crown victoria

>49463371
>we're not very effective at advertising it to outsiders
That's by design.

>>49463432
>>49463478
The English they do manage to shit out also doesn’t use the American spelling of most words. It’s quite funny to watch

>>49463396
what is a good car by your standards then. Something you can daily but still have fun in and look good in

>>49463541
so the jews are pretty cool as well?

>>49463492
dropping 10% in a couple of hours is ridiculous, it's shit tier for morale, it encourages the average person to sell, like people could only dream of 250, 350, now it can't even hit 200, it's going to drop back down to 80 and people will sell at 120-150 next time

>>49463502
well, now that i think about it. 1 000 000 times $100 is still a pretty good prank

>>49463552
that's delusional qanon trumpist type of thinking, we certainly need more people to buy, hold, DRS, that's how a short squeeze works, if shorts go uncontested they win

147.37 AH candle immediately shut down

nothing to see here folks

>>49463584
It wont hit 150. Next ceiling is ~120 +-10%

Floor is, as ever, 77.

>>49463584
Most retail ownership at this point is not an average person

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

>>49463584

>49463604
Doesn't change the fact that it's by design.

>>49463584
Hold moar newfag

>>49463611
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

plenty of paper hands, it was even worse yesterday, remember that sell orders are like XX-XXX in size while most buy orders are X

>49463584
Who do you think is holding this stock? You sound like you’re in desperate need of copium and hopium.

>>49463617
Shitty stock down to 20$ fast
Sell now for profits buddy

>>49463617
SOMEONE SEND THE PREVIOUS PICREL TO REDDIT AND CONNECT THE DOTS

>>49463423
No. It's the opinion of anyone who actually knows what they're talking about, and obviously you don't considering you picked it in the first place. Jaguars are nigger tier. Insane depreciation, trash reliability. Granted an F type R is kind of fun, but then again you could have just as much fun or more with a better car from an actually good brand. I'll recommend you a BMW M4.
>>49463426
pass. but I'm not particularly happy about it.
>>49463481
fine. pass.
>>49463545
fail. change all the rams to powerstrokes and you might have a chance.
>>49463573
BMW M3 for you.

>>49463617
Know what I love? Those fucking scamwicks where we go back to yesterday’s close for like a nanosecond, that shit’s awesome and totally not indications of algorithmic fuckery

>>49463545
I had a lawyer friend that would by Diablos, and pay for them to be stored. I know he had an 04, never driven, that he paid 900,000 for and in 15 it was 2,400,000. They can be good investments.

>>49462970
>>49462973
Thanks frens. Yes the Z is called the "Fairlady Z" in Japan. All Z are wonderful cars.


Her name is Dorothy.


I hold GME so I can get her a nice pair of red shoes some day.

>>49463617
I caught that on the ticker

>>49463650
You're not wrong, but you misunderstand my point; in the long term the morale of the average investor is irrelevant given the number of cultists in on the play

>49463650
For someone who’s holding you sure spend a lot of time fudding your own investments. Why are we still doing this please just tell your bosses to pay us and get it over with. There is no world where they win.

He's gonna fuck us over wont he?

>>49463675
Okay, so if I am looking for an 80s or older car, no electronics that is fixable and >20mpg what do you recommend?

>>49463727
Yes.
See my pic here.
>>49462076

>>49463603
smart isn't it? essentially an interest-free loan crowdsourced by millions for them. that's why I own TSLA stock too

>>49463675
The Buick grand national.
I own one..I like it.
I actually own one of each G-body because I’m a hoarder.

>>49463353
I ain't reading that cringe compilation, chief. I don't have any problem with women, I just want a few pretty girls to help my wife beat the snot out of me. Like just imagine them cornering me, one with boxing gloves on, the other with a riding crop and high heels, just going apeshit on me while my wife throws half-empty beer and white-claw cans at me for like an hour.

>>49463741
A toyota. I have 0 car experience and I can do ALL regular maintenance on my camry.

>>49463675
Hennessy Dodge Demon HPE 1200 would be my ultimate made-it daily driver. Does this pass?

>>49463683
old lambos drive like shit, most people will lose interest when the price gets too high and younger generations don't have this fantasy about driving that specific car same as how people don't give a shit about classic cars

>>49463672
>>49463677
>>49463709
its some fat finger idiot miessing up 137.5 into 147.5 sell orders
you see that on exchanges all the time.

>>49463786
Thank you Dave

>>49463786
No you dont you fuck

>>49463224
based

>>49463834
>>49463808

>>49463786
>Just a glitch bro

>>49463776
I have a Nissan, I do more than regular maintenance. I had to replace a wheel barring.

>>49463675
Car Bro, how fukt is everyone with the change in gas from 10% ethanol to 15% recently?

>>49463675
>Jaguars are nigger tier
you're objectively incorrect you miserable cunt, kill yourself and spare us your unsolicited opinions

>>49463786
That's not how it works. Even if you enter a buy order for $1000000 it will give you the "best price."

>>49463786
>you see that on exchanges all the time.

Why do world firsts only ever happen to GME though?

>>49463908
Lets play spot the yank.

>>49463869
noooo you must redeeeeem!!!
pls believe me. its the only way to get you to sell. it was fat fingers!!!
>as if anyone cared shizo

>"we gotta get it below $125! deploy all the shorts!"
>can't ebin get the price below $135
Hedgies are fucked.

>>49463727
If you still haven’t figured out that there is no mechanism for any of ((them)) to fuck us on this play without it leading to Minecraft you may never make it.

post yfw the shills ITT will have to work for us after MOASS

>>49463675
And pay $5000 in maintenance each year? uh yeah idk about that

>>49463773
> I want girls to beat me up
> Cringe Compilation.

Anon, you sound like the virgin that went to buy a hooker, bought tranny because they thought they were into it, and then realized 2 minutes in they fucked up big time.

Men, are suppose to be mean, get a riding crop and beat the shit out of your wife and then see how you feel.

Wow rrp

>>49463949
There mothers and sisters will make great semen catchers.

>>49463920
>>49463915
>abolsute retarded shit that shows you know nothing about stocks
okay, you got me. youre just too smart to be out played.
check out the chart to this small market place e.g.
see if you find something similar and try to explain it
you are so goddam stupid i dont believe it
https://www.bitcoin.de/de

>>49463741
You're not gonna get that MPG in a pre 80s car. Why do you want a pre 80s car specifically? Just for the no electronics? You could get cars without all the newfangled hoopla through the early 00s. Do you care about it being fun, sporty, cool etc or do you just want an A to B car?
>>49463767
pass
>>49463780
yeah if you're a nigger maybe. fail. if you want to go fast in a straight line get a mustang GT and slap a Hellion twin turbo kit on it with some slicks
>>49463899
it's worse for people that have luxury cars that need 93 than those that need regular gas. your MPG will go down but you should be alright it's not gonna blow your shit up or anything
>>49463908
ok gopnik
>>49463958
gotta pay to play anon. don't want to pay? don't play.

>One year ago I stepped down as a SuperStonk mod - committing to advance Apes’ cause as best I can. Two weeks ago, @dlauer and I met with Gary Gensler to propose reforms to #PFOF and off-exchange trading. The presentation we gave (link) details solutions. WE have a seat at the table. #WeTheInvestors
God fucking damn it. Is this the hedgies' endgame?
"Hey look, your most retarded officials met with the sec and they decided that the best course of action was to be retarded and put money into Lauer's shitty start-up that has literally zero relevance to the stock. Good work guys. Oh, btw, the squeeze is cancelled. Sucks but you can't win them all right?"
It would be less annoying if the post I'm referencing didn't have 20k points meaning that most people on the sub think this doesn't glow like the sun

>>49462755
I don't give a fuck, I'm getting this bitch tuned to 800whp, carbon fiber all around, straight piped, on bags, and a massive wing.

>>49464008
Anon, you have a really low self esteem, it shows up in the way you type. You are a good dude, I hope you find happiness. Stand up straight and walk with pride in your race.

>>49464040
fuckin' send it, sounds like fun

>>49464040
Chink detected

>>49464048
you know nothing about me, kid. so kindly stfu.

>>49463908
ask any bong youtuber like jayemm
you think they're some exotic british brand but they were owned by ford at one point and now they're owned by pajeet tata motors
some normies might think maserati is a cool brand but car enthusiasts think they're nigger tier like jaguar

>>49463675
>power stroke

OK guys time to go home for the night. This guy doesn't know fuck squat about vehicle reliability. Ford is a great value, but not "reliable" in the sense a diesel Cummins is.

Ford is reliable if you use it as a grocery getter

>>49464016
>get a mustang and add more power
I'd rather not get a manslaughter charge for mowing down a crowd when it starts thirsting for blood, thanks. Great thread slide btw.

>>49464016
Wife wants a car that can't be EMPed. She's on /pol/ more than I am. She likes older style cares, but she doesn't really care what it looks like. Something more fun would be nice, but that's just a luxury.

>>49464008
>youre just too smart to be out played.
Thanks man, self educated in 12 months taught through a meme course.

>>49462076
>each market maker would transparently compete for a retail trade
or each market maker would surreptitiously collude to manipulate retail trades

>>49464104
You're right, I know nothing about you personally, but I can tell by your mannerisms that you have a low self esteem. No one in GME needs have that. You are smart, you make good, sound, decisions and you can claw yourself out of the hole you are in and find a top shelf wife.

>>49464104
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME KID

>>49464152
let me educate you that you can buy market orders as well as set price orders.
think about it. absolutely fundamental.
its no problem that you know nothing. its a problem that you think your opinion matters as a fucking first day loser.

I'm sorry, I'm basically just to angry to die.
LOL

Dave Lauer should be head of the SEC

Dave Lauer should be head of the SEC.
He knows how things work from both sides.
He knows how Citadel and Market Makers profit off of retail.
He knows the harm PFOF causes retail.
He is not advocating to do away with large market makers or institutions.
He just wants a level playing field for institutions and retail.

>>49464111
I give zero fucks about what the brand is or isn't and I definitely don't give a fuck what your opinions are; I want an F-Type because that specific car is a fucking blast. Stop being an insufferable nigger, you turned what should've been a fun time-killer into you just shitting up the thread with baseless assertions

>>49464183
yes, but ive been drinking for 8 hrs. now wat?
wat are you gonna tell me thats not irrelevant?
e

>>49464040
>BRO I CAN'T WAIT FOR hits vape IMPORT ALLIANCE THIS YEAR BROOOOO
fail
>>49464124
>he thinks the 6.7 isn't reliable
retard
>he doesn't know that the cummins engine is the only half decent part of a ram truck MADE BY CHRYSLER and the rest of the truck will melt around it they're so terrible
retard
sorry anon but you're not as educated as you think you are. I used to work as a diesel tech. good luck with your fiat
>>49464132
if we stayed on topic there would be nothing to talk about
>>49464146
a bicycle for you my friend

>-7.77
I gotta good feeling bout this one

>>49464160
Has anyone explained what exactly a market maker even does besides destroying price discovery in the name of ((((((providing liquidity))))))?

>>49464104
Oh that’s... mean spirited

I think it’s funny that their final attempt is to say they’re gonna “fix” the casino. Kek. I don’t care about the casino, I want them to pay me my gazillion dollars so I never have to play in it again. They can keep tricking the normies all they want. I don’t care.

>>49464252
lol. Okay, then what cars do you like?

I was going to get a CRV soon. 18-19 probably.

>>49463959
>Anon, you sound like the virgin that
>>49464048
>Anon, you have a really low self esteem,
i didnt start this mean shit.

>>49464232
these mid life crisis toys in general are overrated anyway, you know what it's like to get excited about a new smartphone or whatever, after you get used to it you don't give a fuck, they sell you this bullshit fantasy about the joy of driving it and then you'll end up keeping it in your garage most of the time and sell it a couple of years later

guys i need a glitch counter what are we at

>>49464233
Damn Anon, 8 hours of drinking. Are you just having a good time, or is this normal for you?

>>49463773
Berserk really jumped the shark right after the eclipse

>>49464205
>you think your opinion matters as a fucking first day loser.
You know nothing about me kid.

>>49464335
fuckin both, idiot

>>49464027
Link?

>>49464347
>>49464269
kek kek kek because
>>49464205
you fucking moron just got told the most fundamental things to know and now youre hurt. kek

>>49464310
It may be a honda but it still has a CVT transmission and that makes it a no from me. try a RAV4

>>49464368
Anon, you should honestly try to cut back on that. Once you get bad enough you'll wake up in the middle of the night and have to drink something in order to go back to sleep. Soon after that you start getting seizures because of it. I'll pray for you anon.

>>49464369
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v7py8k/one_year_ago_i_stepped_down_as_a_superstonk_mod/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

We did it apes!!

>>49464252
>>49463675
I really dont care especially from a dude that recommends nostalgic 80s shitbox and an overpriced 4 door M

>>49461336
2. MORE. WEEKS. DID YOU HEAR ME????

>>49464369
It's all over the sub right now but
r/Superstonk/comments/v7py8k/one_year_ago_i_stepped_down_as_a_superstonk_mod/

>>49464419
thx m8. youre not my problem. all good, just a day off and different time zone. just cut it with the bullshit:
>>49464316

>>49464393
I’m not hurt, I’m pooping. You seem angry though, hope you feel well soon.

>>49464449
>>49464449
>>49464449
Threaded.

>>49464487
thx. hope you stop showing how little you know by refraining from posting.
learingin the basics would be another option i dont think you could handle

>>49464427
Isn’t GG Ken’s paid for sock puppet?

>>49464443
>overpriced 4 door M
says the guy buying a decade old platform. lmao
>GODZILLA BROOOOO
>LETS GO CHECK OUT THE hits vape DRIFT EVENT
>BRO YOU DON'T LIKE TAKEOVERS? LAME ASL BRO

>>49464027
nice fud, it's not like lauer is grifting with a gofundme, can't be worse than them buying some of trimbath's books (she's super salty and complained about her book sales) or them giving 100k+ to infinity pool guy's wife

>>49463066

>>49464449
Archived early?

>>49466129
>>49466129
>>49466129
Threaded the 2nd.

kek nice squeeze baggots