/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P more like poop and pee.

everything seemed decent..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE GOING BACK TO 400 BY EOW

assblasted poors in here will try to convince you how you should invest your money as if they know what they are talking about.

So, red day tomorrow then green day Friday?

yeah yeah stocks, stocks
what did you think of last night's Leia show?

guess who's gonna win the week

Everything is priced in except for my next move. The market doesn't even know what my next move is and thus it hasn't been priced in.

oil sisters.... not like this....

>>49461170
if op's image of a lawn gets deleted im going to kill myself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49461248
Well it's a webm of a crash

>>49461170
WTF is happening in the market? Everything is going down now. But Oil is going up? Why is bond yield also going up? holy crap im gonna lose all my money...

>>49461191
>SHIT AND PISS
>GAY PARTY
>MONKEY PEE
>SIGA
>SOGA
>SOGAY
>SO GAY

>>49461228
>Leia
Nah, she's got that beef thing going. Now, Xev is where it's at.

>>49461224
This is very cute!

>>49461170
i bought a DJI FPV (digital), it's pretty neat

>mfw today
even a power hour can't save us now

>>49461224

>Oh no not muh SOXL c-ACK!

"SIGGERS" ARE YOU SLURPING UP THIS DIP

>>49461260

They discovered a reservoir of sophisticated oil in Ohio. Crude oil is going to $0.

>>49461228
>>49461264
Don't tear their family apart by picking favorites.

Also OIL?

Just watched a movie and checked in on the market. Why are all my energy stocks getting heemed at the moment? What the fuck did you guys do?

mortgage application rates are down another 6.5% but I still get the feeling us goyim will never get a housing crash to buy cheapies

>>49461299
any word on the mother lode of full conductors?

I just can't stop winning. Also with emergency production for solar batteries being tariff free for the next 24 months. What solar cell production companies in SEA should we invest in?

>>49461286
BRUH I CAN SEE WHY IT'S SOXL TRANNIES AND NOT SOXL CHADS NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nice jewish market

XOM predictions?

>>49461293
I grabbed a few more. I’ve been buying every red day for a couple of weeks.

Why is China pumping today ?

>>49461320
oh no its 2008 all over again

>>49461170
>POV: you're a SIGA baggie

I'm not having fun today. At least SIDU is pumping.

This shits so fucking hard to trade Jesus Christ. If you’re losing money, remember to live laugh love and we’re all going to be fighting the chinese for a cup of water at the end of the day anyway

So anons from previous thread talking about shorting oil.....do you think that we'll see a supply shock (i.e. WTI crash) within 2022?

>>49461248
thread will probably get deleted again

>>49461320
hmm where have I seen this before...

>>49461255
have you been living under a rock for the past six months?
oil is going up because wars and enviroretards and shit
yields are going up because of the fed
everything else is going down because high oil and high yields are bad for the economy

>>49461355
Demand destruction. The economy is already in a recession

I went to the gym and got some food. Market tanks. What the fuck happened?

>>49461320
what the actual fuck

>>49461341
MONKEY MAN gonna go APE SHIT ON YOU BROTHA!! WATCCHU GONNA DO WHEN MONKEY PEPE RUNS POX ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My country is doing the same thing. The solution to the affordability crisis is to make it cheaper to RENT not to lever everyone up to the fuking tits in debt regardless of their income level.

>>49461299
great, now ask joe biden for some drilling licenses and permission to open up more refineries.
>sorry anon, I just shidded my pants, what were you saying?

>>49461332
250 by eoy next year. No lie. They will replace Microsoft and Apple. The US petrodollar hegemony has been threatened which is why all funds and corps are pouring money into them.
>>49461312
It will be a soft landing. At most a 20% drop over a few years with a rapid recovery. And not in all areas. Certain areas will continue to increase albeit more slowly.

>>49461170
>JPOW_softlanding.jpg

Guess who is not down 7% today......................................

>LIV gave DeChambeau $100,000,000.00
Man, that could buy a lot of SOXL.

>>49461320
I know there's many blakpepo itt. If you qualify for this please take full advantage of this. That's the least you could do to bring down the system.

>>49461377
Demand destruction is what caused oil to crash in 2008, isnt it?

KSCP got a school contract in Florida. Nice baby!

>>49461307
>Run up 9%
>Retrace 2%
>When the market is down 1%

>>49461425
Oil at $120 means these lil camel jockeys are the richest "people" in the world

>>49461434

UP DOWN SIDEWAYS RINSE AND REPEAT

>>49461125
Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I’m getting tired of being blue balled by smg

>>49461321
>What solar cell production companies in SEA should we invest in?
The tariffs aren't affecting SEA production. Because there is no SEA production. They're literally just dropshipping Chink panels glazed in Uighyer blood.

Reminder that I will always make fun of SIGA retards for buying a stock because of gay sex

I sold my DRV and bought more REK. It seems comfiest. I got so burnt fucking with soxl I'mma avoid the leverage for now.

>>49461465
More Jewbs

>>49461425
It's literally the Saudi government funding this. That's nothing, imagine the fed funding the NFL. That's what tier the LIV tour is on.

Wait am I supposed to buy bonds when interests rates are high or low?

I GOT SCAMMED BY A BUNCH OF...


SIGGER MONKEYS??

>>49461465
I used to date a Jewish girl and often told her 6 million was not enough

So I wonder what the fundamental value of SIGA is, assuming gaypox has r0 = 1 from today
its not going to double or anything, but would the mcap stay at its current elevated level, or drop 10%, or drop back down to $6 per share or what

even a modest real growth in business from the existing cases could make selling puts safe..

I am up 2$ on my SIGA. You fags better get to fucking

>>49461465
Lol I had a Jewish (well, half jewish, just looked like a normal annoying white guy) guy tell me that Jews are the most oppressed race in the history of mankind, even more so than blacks due to perpetual enslavery, systemic oppression in ghettos, and genocide.

This was at the heels of a conversation about how much money LMT and RTX get because of Israeli defense contracts

>>49461471
PLEASE

>>49461491

Buy when the rates are high. People selling their bonds now that they are finally getting some yield are full-blown retards. They probably post here.

>>49461491
High.

>>49461443
https://youtu.be/xHJrBdr6UNc

SHort this shirt faggots
WIll back here in 2 months

>>49461509
The problem is we don’t know the actual R0 since it has a huge 2 week incubation time

>>49461521
Soi liberal jews (95% of the j*ws in america) are the most fucking annoying people on the planet

>>49461476
Where are you getting all these bigot monkey rumors? The APE-vine?

You are probably a monkey that sells potato chips because you look like a CHIP-Munk

>>49461521
It's a Jews natural instinct to bring up the Holocaust unsolicited. Any group of people that has to have not one, but two organizations dedicated to silencing any criticism of them isn't innocent.

>>49461377
Niggers still need to eat. How do you think the majority of food and goods move around the US? Not to mention the Chinese still make a lot of stuff and need oil to do it.

No, there will be no demand destruction. People will just bitch and pay the prices. It isn’t even that bad yet.

>>49461523
Go kys retard.

Is it time to buy SOXL now, or are we expecting sub $20 again?

>>49461527
>>49461522
Genuinely curious because I'm learning here, would you buy long term or short term bonds? Or just the ibonds which are stupidly high because of the interests rates.

And does this same logic apply to bond funds?

>>49461558
>Niggers still need to eat.
no they don't. only white lives matter

SIGA sisters

What kind of key unlocks a banana?

>>49461569
if it goes under 19 I might buy some to swing

>>49461554
why do i feel such cringe from this post?
>>49461572
dont take any advice here seriously, most people have 3 figure accounts ITT

>>49461455
>>49461488
>we're going back to the '80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjM2TOplSco

>>49461560
Angry much? :^)

>>49461522
>people selling their bonds when rates are high are retards
Tell me how I know you have literally zero idea what kind of liquidity happens in treasury futures

>>49461572
ibonds are where it's at right now. easy money.

Just renegotiated my SiriusXM from $25 to $8 a month and TV/internet from $150 to $80, recommend doing this bros if you haven't already for anything recurring. Just threaten to cancel

SXC has to be a buy here. Why is it down so much today? Recession fears?

>>49461578
A simian!

>>49461572
I honestly dont know senpai
>>49461460

ALL HAIL BABA AND FXI FOR THE GREAT CHINESE BULL RUN

>>49461603
You’re locked into ibonds for 6 months and you need to hold until maturity. They are not great

>>49461624

>>49461588
What do you call a monkey who won the World Series?

A Chimp-on.

>>49461626
Losing 3 months of interest isn't that bad of a penalty for redeeming early

>>49461547
Sure, but I don't really care about the case where R0 is big. Longing is a no-brainer then. The question is what's the downside, what happens if siggers get unlucky and R0 = 1. How much of the pump from $6 gets lost long-term? Even the currently confirmed cases are potential sales, its not all speculative (probably?)

>>49461626
you can rest easy though

Don't get it twisted. I am down. MILLIONS.

>>49461578

>>49461572

Risk adjusted returns are worse for long bonds but they pay higher coupons (more yield).
Boring answer: just get a bond index fund with long duration, short duration, corporate bonds etc.
The best investing podcast on the internet: Rational Reminder, recently made 2 episodes on bonds and their characteristics. Listen to those if you want to learn.

>>49461604
My company pays 100% of my phone and internet. They also provide Spotify family.

>>49461521
I never got this. so if the people are chosen by God. and God tests them, punishing them for wicked, and rewarding them for good. how are they oppressed by hitler carrying out God's will? wouldn't he just be an instrument? isn't their beef with God and not the creatures of the planet?

>>49461661
you forgot your trip, soxl_shill

>>49461667
DING DING DING!

>>49461650
>>49461657
That means your locked into a variable rate for 5 years, and if you need to redeem because the variable rate drops you’re even more fucked. Not a great investment, short term bonds and wait for the lid to blow on corporates is 100% the play

>>49461389
I'm immune as I don't have gay buttsex with men

>>49461685
G-d works in mysterious ways

ADONAI IS IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN
WWG1GWA
2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL MOSHIACH

>>49461685
Jews are more or less the anti-religion. There entire religion is based on being promised everything with no work and trying to trick god in every waking moment and skirt the rules.

>>49461685
Moreover, shouldn't they be thankful to Europe/USA/USSR for helping end the Holocaust?

Is we getting sour hour

Holy shit there's still another hour of this to go....

theyve began monkey jabbing in canada

>>49461672
Thanks I'll check them out. I feel like if I'm investing 30+ years out the only bonds that are worth it are the ibonds with high inflation or long term bonds. Because the better yield over three decades make the fluctuations meaningless.

>>49461589
Damn, that’s fucking cool. That dune coon had $10 bil when it was still worth something.

>>49461604
annoying to call them once a year to say i'm cancelling but still worth it.

someone shill me some slurpies to buy for sour hour preferably energy, oil, or metals

GET OUT OF HEXO RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>49461497
based

>>49461771
Cmmg has the better commodity picks. This is a SIGA general.

>>49461732
>jews try to literally jew God
yea holocaust is stating to make a lot of sense.

>>49461739
That's not the way the Jewish mind works. If you give a Jew a dollar they'll complain you didn't give them 2. They are never satisfied.

Devastating short covering power rally...LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49461717
retard

>>49461739
>Europe
Yes
>USA
Yes
>USSR
Russia hunted jews like dogs for a hundred years, they're not very big fans of each other for a huge number of reasons. To Russia's credit they did get fucked around pretty hard by jews before deciding to go full holodomor on their asses.

I don't think I can take this crab market anymore.

>>49461806
>not mentioning that any non-jew is considered cattle
cmon man. this is antisemitism 101

WE ARE THE OIL MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING

>>49461833
quick, somebody sell a straddle so we can get out

>>49461842
I caught a 3 day for bringing up this fact the other day. Let's keep the thread kosher, ok?

>>49461842

/biz/ says normies are cattle though

>>49461719
Thinks again brotha

>>49461747
Butt sex?

>>49461797
sorry, i'm not a silly sigger, im an oil baron who just secured profits when XOM broke ATH

if you look at the 1 year chart on SPY we are looking incredibly MARGE right now

so, poorfaggots, listen up. DUOL doesnt make any fuckign money. Yet, in this economy, with tech and literally all sectors besides oil on a decline...
Why would you not short DUOL?

Imagine wanting another pandemic just so your portfolio goes up

>>49461819
Ok, you can buy the ibonds, and I will wait for trashcan companies to default and become a junk bond slumlord, and we will meet back here in 10 years and compare portfolios ok?

>>49461825
Ultimately it's a doubles advocate question I asked; I already knew the answer. The Soviets captured Berlin, however.

>>49461877
>deadly virus
>no deaths

>>49461877
>2018
Bruh, cmon now, there are like 350 people with this new strain in the UK

>>49461905
*gay pandemic
Big difference anon.

>>49461899
Because I like the owl :)

>>49461910
>deadly virus
>99.9% survival rate
>shutdown country
It says here that, ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

>>49461905
>pandemic

Do you know anyone that died or was even hospitalized by COVID? We’re playing on the fear, moron. This is especially bullish for SIGA if it’s a quick fix that makes gays “healthy” and enriches big pharma/Bill Gates.

>>49461949
I know 2 people who got covid, both survived and both would have made the world better off if they hadnt.

>>49461949
Yes. It ran through us at work. All of us ok but one guy. Whooped his ass. Hospital almost two months. Really wild how random it was

Monkeypax occult rituals to infect Wall Street when?

>>49461996
Never, you creepy Jew.

>>49461523
Best I can do kek

>>49461910
Theyre smear merchants what do you expect?

>>49461949
I had the covid, and I almost died. It was really scary, but I'm safe now.

>the JPY
Jesus Christ, I'm tempted to exchange some cash right fucking now, this will be useful for my next travel over there, be it next year or the one after, or even after

Why the FUCK did I not buy sooner dated calls? I will be poor forever

oh god we're gapping down

>>49461471
>Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I’m getting tired of being blue balled by smg

>9900% gain on options price today
Jesus christ, someone made $210,000 off of a $2000 investment.

>>49461986
Was he fat/old/had a preexisting condition?

>>49462054
the opposite is also true

>>49461949
most everyone i knew just had typical fever symptoms

if you're obese and/or have other health issues it could be deadly

>>49461523
>>49461471
tits are not allowed on blue boards
we are here to discuss business and finance

anyway back to the jews and their tricks...

>>49462031
Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I'm getting tired of being blue balled by smg.

>>49462078
Yeah, anyone who had puts lost 95% value just like that.

>>49462086
yeah, just like the flu!
>still shut the counry down over it

>>49461905
Whatever pumps the market fren. I got shit I want to accomplish and LEGO to buy

KNEEL

TO THE INNOVATION

>>49462031
>visiting an overpriced shithole
>dude muh anime lamo
>dude muh maid cafe lel
>dude muh jap trad waifu kek

>>49462077
Nauh squirrelly lil runt of a guy. older at 62 tho. Drinks alot

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS

>>49461949
An obese coworker of mine was in the ICU from December 2019 to January 2020 because of a really bad "flu" that wiped our whole building. Seems kind of sus like it was an early form of COVID. He gave it to me and for a few months after I recovered I had some bad brain fog, rapid heart beat, got out of breath easily, and couldn't stand up too fast or coom too hard or I'd get a stabbing pain in my neck.

>>49462095
ecchi iwara tv/videos/dy2glirq2kukw4gen

>>49462128
>TSLA green
OK boomer

>>49462032
based chink not gonna sell before it goes -7% when china market opens

>>49462152
That sounds like the flu... Unless you had a loss of smell or taste it's most likely not covid.

>>49462128
buying calls

>>49462117
Wow, the economy got 2% more innovative today. Amazing.

>>49462093
>tits are not allowed on blue boards
>we are here to discuss business and finance
>anyway back to the jews and their tricks...
So tits it is then?

What are the odds that something breaks in the financial markets right now? How about companies like Direxion? Is it imaginable that the might blow up?

>>49462212
Considering we live in a 40 year ponzi scheme market with 200 trillion in debt since 1980 and massive commodity shortages..................uh.....................pretty gud

>>49462212
Been looking at Vanguard today and it freaked me out a bit. The index bubble and so forth

>>49462237
so.... invest in debt?

>>49461949
They told me my 98 year old grandma died of COVID after having a massive aneurysm you inconsiderate fuck

>>49462152
I got a bad flu last November that felt about the same. Was diagnosed and tested for Flu a/b and COVID. Had flu a. I don’t know anyone that was even hospitalized. My sister has had it twice now and she’s fully vaxxed.

What’s the best way to short volatility?

>>49462262
SVXY calls

>>49462244
there's literally no index bubble

>>49462116
Old sealed Lego sets (4 digit serial numbers) are apparently another collectable sector worth buying into if you like it. Think pirate and medieval sets

>>49462209
...you smiggers can't tell me that this is not a vampire

>>49462279
The term Jew and vampire is interchangeable

>>49462254
kek same with great grandfather. died in his sleep early on, called it rona. sure it had nothing to do with being 96 and a bad heart.

>>49462269
On specific securities

>>49462276
Okay groomer

>>49462212
We saw with TVIX that even stalwart ETFs blowing up or being discontinued doesn't have huge repercussions.

>>49462244
Vanguard doesn't even need to firewall any assets - they're pretty much a holding company run off expense ratios.

Tail risk is usually gigalevered shit in the "safe" bond market and thereabouts. The areas that don't expect it. See: 2008, LTCM, S&L crisis, etc.

LISTEN we are crabbing because if stocks had a huge drop like march 2020 the fed would not be able to continue this HIKING theater.

This is all controlled. Something will break in the near future but we are not there yet. DOW JONES will drop 50% and the fed will have to U-TURN.

Here is a tip the Microsoft CEO PAJEET sold his shares back in november of last year. He sold it at the top of the market down to the DAY.

You're welcome.

>>49462262
just sell a naked option if you want negative vega
the actual vol products are shit

>>49462032
>>49462175
How did you come up with the idea? I respect these plays a lot

>>49462305
there is no specific security that can guarantee returns on high volatility.

>>49461202
The entire market is painting inside candles again and again.
You are in a bear trap.

>>49462237
>200 trillion in debt since 1980
>Big number scary!
It's how the debt is arranged not finite amount. If payments on that 200 trillion is 100 bucks a year who cares.

>>49462315
>that image
I miss when my kidneys weren't up in my ribcage

>>49462262
Iron condors

>>49462168
you are a gentleman and a scholar

>>49462316
>the actual vol products are shit
Can you elaborate?

>>49461226
Probably end green tomorrow and boom Friday.

oil will go down

Who is crazy enough to buy calls that expire this friday

>>49462269
I think SVIX is the better one here

Long dated puts on indices literally can't go tits up at this point right? 1.5~2 years.

>>49462372

>>49461232
kek. Nice one.

>>49461472
God damn it.

>>49461685
They are forced to walk the earth without knowing gods love in retribution for their deicide.

>>49462327
A bear trap heading into CPI. Idk

>>49462372
i reckon the market will bottom at the end of summer, and then we will have a rally come september when gookfu gets back from korea. after the bear market rally in september we will have a red october and another relief rally after the election into the santa cruz rally to end the year.

stack IMTE. if you know how to read, you won't be disappointed.

>>49461170
So the jobless claims are going to pump the markets and we continue to dump on Friday?

>>49462402
you retard
literally replying to a post about "carrying out God's will" and then you accuse them of deicide?

it was God's will and you should be thanking them

Who makes the coolest military shit? I want killer drones, powered suits and gauss cannons.

>>49462347
Uh good or bad boom?

>>49462392
Yeah, sorry chief.

SIGA CHADS WTF

>>49462441
*siga chuds

>>49462262
You really don't want to short VIX. The "price" is just a measurement of volatility. So when VIX goes down the Imp Vol goes down as well, and it's hard to make that profitable. You could buy an inverse volatilty ETF. Or sell straddles/strangles if you're talking about the volatility of the stock price itself.

>>49462429
unironically Mitsubishi

We're going to fucking close green, aren't we?

>>49462392
>Chink panels glazed in Uighyer blood
is that bullish or bearish
>>49461685
>>49462426
because then they couldnt exploit you, your children, and your children's children (all christcucks) into paying for the kingdom of israel. duh.
>>49462418
>IMTE
>-66.6% for the day
shut the fuck up satan

>>49462372
you are a braver man than I, to short long-term nominal prices in an inflationary environment

>>49462473
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

>>49462429
china for tech, russia for kino aesthetics, usa if your into forced homosexuality, germany if you just want good barrels.

>>49462441
stop all this monkey business.

>>49462482
only market literate people are allowed to buy

>>49462465
is that sally from man men?
ew dude WTF happened

>>49461905
Why wouldn't I want it? I get to see the noisy yes-life faggots screaming like the fags they are, I get to enjoy WFH 5/5 days while seeing the office-addicted boomers seethe about it, and on top of it it makes my portfolio go green. And I get to deplete my Steam backlog when """attending""" that Zoom meeting in my pajamas.

>>49462473
Yep, Reverse Bart formation on the daily

no

>>49462465
>"price" is just a measurement of volatility
Shut up and never post again

This is your market on almost entirely retail volume.

okay im buying DRIP, they have made their money on the pump, theyll dump it right back down now that the goy are getting on board

>>49461949
>being this retarded
And people wonder why flat earthers exists.
And yes, my whole family got covid and a couple of neighbors died to it. ( neighbor two went to neighbor one's funeral and got covid Kek)

>>49462482
Bullish but I stricly don't invest overseas. It's served me well in my investing life.

>>49462472
Ticker 8058 you mean?
>>49462505
I meant investable companies.

goldsmile.tiff

>>49462540
>t. doesn't understand how VIX and volatility is calculated

>>49462580
the price isnt, the price movement is. dumb fucking moron.

>>49462436
Good boom if you're a bull.

>>49461905
I just want to work from home full time again

>>49462581
SIGA SATURN.

>>49462321
literally everyone was/is against investing in china up until now, for obvious reason. Previous experience included: high growth company being silenced, high profile CEO being silenced, sudden restriction following CCP investigation (see ANT, DIDI, Tencent, etc), weekly Xi's mood and he's being known to not things like games, effeminate men, gays, every financial shit that could go out of his control/understanding.
Now he's probably seeing that games are an actual revenue stream, so he's relaxing the rules again (but nor the -18 y/o, 3 hrs/week lol), even though he's shitting on gamers.
Xi likes: Men who show China stronk, everything industrial, cars, etc.
also Common prosperity fund: you're not allowed to make too much profit without giving back to the state.
There you go, that's where you invest

>>49462581
I'll cum if we close at 15 burgers

>>49462540

>>49462609
sorry chud you WILL be driving into work so Karen from HR can personally monitor you

>everything is healing except soxl

My folio is edging the next digit. Up to 9 down to 5 up to 9 down to 6 up to 9 down to 8. Either at 1 or tomorrow I should be up.

>>49462019
oh mama

>>49462636
>>49462609
and you WILL be paying for gas because you're too retarded to buy an EV so you WILL be funding my retirement.

Which international fund should I buy?

volatility is calculated by how quickly the money evaporates out of peoples accounts.

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49462673
>if you invested $1000 in soxl 6 months ago here is how much you would have.
>click to continue reading.

>>49462581
I feel the spread can't be contained. 10 cocks a weekend for 1 posted brit is normal for degenerates.

>>49462426
God didn’t kill them their crimes just made them fundamentally unrighteous.
However if they weren’t fundamentally unrighteous it’s doubtful anybody would have been aggrieved enough to go so far out of their way to try and kill them.

>>49462128
I'm already up $6.15 on my calls. suck it chud.

>>49462635

Is it to late to buy BABA?

>>49462578
MSBHF

>>49462687
I vill bomb ze oil refineries
and you vill be happy

>>49462687
dilate

>>49462465
>You could buy an inverse volatilty ETF
wow, thats a really good ide-ACK

>>49462698
Kek

Who else here bought the BOIL dip today? Nat gas down big on news of an explosion in a Texas facility. Shouldn’t further reduced supply be bullish?

>>49462744

>>49462731
it's in overbought region. wait for the dip if you want to get back. Xi will thank you later (or maybe not)

>>49462604
yea boi

>>49462690
if i'm not mistaken FTIHX is the only one that gives you full ex-US coverage and small-cap coverage, including emerging markets. depends what you want out of it i guess.

>>49462770
BOIL is US nat gas pricing, not Euro (TTF) pricing. An export terminal blowing up means higher US supply, lower Euro.

>>49462581
2 more weeks! Diamond hands SIGAsisters!

>>49462673
>>49462701
Sorry Anons, the market isn't done beating SOXL yet.

>>49462797

>>49462731
I reckon people will forget about the good news and drop it back to $100 within a week
Chinese stocks have been doing better than western shit for obvious reasons this year, but its very much been two steps forward two steps back

Yeah, stay down, HYG, you punk bitch.

>>49462700

baggie bros, why are we dumping?

Yes I loaded up on NEGG at 4.30 how could you tell?

my XOM calls are either going to make me some $ or I'm going to lose $900

>>49462757
i bought $1000 worth of that in AH trading because i didn't know what was happening and thought the machines broke. turned out to be a mistake. lost $500 in a couple minutes.

>TBLT up 10% today
Nice... now I'm only down 94% on that

>>49462526
that's not a reverse bart retard
>it's just a bart

>>49462850
LITERAL
BAG
HOLDING

digits and spy dumps at close and dumps hard ah

>>49462864
>>49462850
after 94% what are you really supposed to do? no possibility of making that up, realistically.

>>49462852
Oh shit, i've seen enough shit coin charts to tell what's about to happen. sell everything, i'm warning you it's about to go down.

>>49462852
I had always thought that the bart pattern refers to the subway project
only today did I see a pic of that retard's head and connect the dots
I could feel my chi points open, and in that very moment I was transformed into a TA shaman

>>49462612

>>49462882
Keep holding as a reminder of your failure so you'll invest better in the future.

HDSN bros :)

>>49462925
>what are unique id's?

>>49462850

At least you didn't do something retarded like buy Russian ADRs

>>49462905
I'm inversing baggie ngl senpai no cap

Uranium moon time soon, disgusting that congress is delaying it to talk about dead beaner kids.

>>49462905
Yeah, we know about your love of coins, you kike.

>>49462944
I didn't mean literally you dumbass, just what one should do in general.

I'm gonna booze and munch hard tonight and then jack off to ladyboy porn
fuck this shit

>>49462788
The small cap is insane. The expense ratio is way too low to get access to international motherfucking small cap

Rise and Grind Gamers
Devolver Digital's Game Presentation is tomorrow at 3PM PST

>>49462962
yeah I had a moscow mule my bad

>>49462850
Hold your bags with pride Anon.

I SAY SIGA
YOU SAY NIGGA

SIGA

>>49462956
I'm trying to keep you from losing your shekels. just fucking sell everything right now, we're about to have another wave down and people are going to be posting pink wojacks again.

>>49463004
>sigga!
NIGGER

>>49462997
i had this new vodka called Elit, it's like a premium stoli, really smooth stuff, and part of the proceeds go tword bombing the shit out of the hohols.

>>49462986
I played the demo for Card Shark

i hated it

>>49462934
Nice, how much are you up now?
400-500%?

>>49463029
>40$ for 750ml
better kill zelensky for that price, I only buy cheap vodka

Remember to max out your 401k, never insider trade anything, never doubt the dollar, and only invest in old dying companies despite your 50 year runway

>>49462915
we all gotta learn sometime

>>49463004

>>49463004
...surely this is a jest?

>>49463004
The kids are alright.

>>49463049
I sold a while ago for good profit.... but it kept pumping, and now it's joining the Russell 2000 soon
So... I recently bought back in, which means it will start dumping now I guess

>>49463007
Nice try, Bagstein.

how low does spy go AH?

>>49462915
I bought a stock today. Swiped out. Looked at chart and said to my self, “I bought the Bart.”

>>49463068
What if I find a stock that pays out a whopping 5% dividend while declining 7% a year for the past decade?

>all these retards falling for an obvious fake

...and we dump into close. Wonderful. Thanks for the sour hour bobo fucks.

>>49463117
how confident are you social security will exist when you retire?

Buy PUTs tomorrow for easy money tomorrow. EASY CASH ON CPI

Soxl sisters how we feeling? The future is semiconductors, diamond hands

>>49463179
Semiconductors are literally crack cocaine bro stfu $100 EOY

>>49462690
Purple line higher

New
>>49463237
>>49463237
>>49463237

When do people actually start looking at their retirement accounts and capitulating