/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49459705
Based

MY BASTARDS REDEEM

REEEEEE POST THE LINKS FUCK YOU

SIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can someone explain the faggotry of taking huge leverage just to buy bonds or CDs??

worst smg ever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when i say RE

you say DEEM

REEEEEE

>>49459705
According to some anon, I traced this

yeah i'm the dirty pig of wall street... oink oink

WHAT WAS THAT

>>49459705
>>49459712
the only thing melting up is the /10Y

SOXL_shill back in hiding lmao. Get Chopped.

im not doing great anymore

Ouch!

>>49459705
What's this pattern called guys

Siga bros rocker forsaken us. Jannies need to ban him so we can gain

You can actually pinpoint the exact moment I left to go to the gym and took my eye off the market

>>49459729
YOURE TO POOR TO AFFORD LINKS NOW

everyone below me is a shitskin nigger

AWOOGA AWOOGA *mouth waters* HUMINIA HUMINA HUMINA *licks lips* *stomps foot* DUMPA DUMPA BIG DUMPA DADDY LIKEY *bangs fists on table* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

Feeling great

>>49459705

drawfag here
just finished my first art
please dont make fun of my hands

>>49459774
convert it to a sound wave and play it.

>handposting last thread
What did the cryptopajeets do this time?

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>SIGA

>>49459774
Fatal Arrhythmia

>>49459774
dunno, i dont look at pink zoomer faggot charts from their phone

MMMRI approaching the limit again... Last time it perfectly timed a dump

reversal
>spy 420 eod

did yellen or somebody open their fucking mouth around noon or what caused that huge fucking dump?

HNU.TO, why did you betray me

>>49459808
this is AI generated i can tell from the photoshop and some of the mixels

BOBO IS THE DESTROYER OF LINKS
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO POST LINKS IN THE GENERAL WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
SCAMWICKS FOR EVERYONE

Also thanks for buying me a mech suit stupid mumus

NOOO YOU CAN'T POST A THREAD WITHOUT LINKS
STOP THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
REDEEM THE LINKS MY BASTARDS
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>49459837
has anyone talked to taiwan since noon?

drawfag here
here’s the self-draw request from last thread
pls be nice

I'll sell my siga stock when you pry it from my cold dead hands

crude about to pop upwards in a few minutes

GET READY FOR ANOTHER ONE

>>49459868
More like paint fag

>>49459868

DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG

>>49459868
oooooo!

>>49459822
...what happens after 250...

buy small caps if you want to make it

>on a 19 trade winning streak
>my last losing trade was over a week ago
Statistically, I'm almost guaranteed to lose within my next few trades, right?

>>49459900
I’m starting to back the truck up on crypto miners. I think they’re going to be just fine

CLOSE THE DAMN MARKET NOW

>>49459837
institutional investors are shitting their pants

Guys is this it? Is this the big one? Dare I say, is it habbening?

>>49459899
It just keeps going, already happened when we had our big dump earlier. Doesn't show up on their chart though for some reason

Guys, the cute barista at the coffee shop was friendly to me, and she smiled
Suddenly losing $1500 a day doesn't feel quite so bad

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

You're free to give it a little sniff Mumu, but 5 seconds max per baggie

>>49459949
>>49459949
>>49459949
>>49459949
NEW

>>49459921
you'll make much more on small caps which have been dumped to their historical lows over the last 12 months

>>49459861
>I bought something with no dividends….

>WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOORRR

>>49459946
simping ain't ez

>>49459917
What's your secret sauce, anon?

>>49459900
I can see MACD and bollinger bands, what's the orange indicator, RSI oscillator?

Bro these daily candles are making me nervous.

>>49459934
>Thank goodness for the SEC, galloping to the rescue to save mouth-gaped reddit faggots who can't into limit orders and are losing DOZENS of cents every day to the market makers. Nevermind their retarded stock choices, that's irrelevant. I'm sure these new (((regulations))) will only make things better for the little guy; they always do! Oh and, remember to Occupy Wall Street™

DRIP will go back to $15 in the coming days

believe it

>>49459837
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-puke-red-after-report-sec-market-structure-change

>>49459966
I rebalanced my 401(k) to half commodities half smallcaps
They'll probably go down further when we get the real crash though

Robin, it goes down...

>>49459967
>simpin ain’t easy
>but it’s necessary
>still chasing bitches
>the way Tom chases Jerry

>>Brokers
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>https://brokerchooser.com/
>
>>Stock market dictonary:
>https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>
>>Risk management:
>https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>
>>Live Streams:
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/
>
>>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>https://www.thebalance.com/
>
>>Options
>https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
>https://optionstrat.com/
>https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>
>>Free charts:
>https://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com/
>https://www.koyfin.com/
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
>
>>Screeners:
>https://finviz.com/
>https://www.tradingview.com/screener
>https://etfdb.com/
>
>>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://finance.yahoo.com/
>
>>Boomer Investing 101:
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>
>>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
>https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>
>>Calendars
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
>https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>
>>Misc:
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
>https://market24hclock.com/
>https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49459975
You no like barcode crab? Barcode crab likes you.

Does anyone else here trade stocks Rs/RW to SPY?

I hate women

Tomorrow’s CPI is going to be so bad that they have to invent new words to describe it. It’s going to be aisjsjfjsjjajaa levels of bad.

>>49460014
I love barcode crab, makes calls easy

>>49459971
yeah just RSI, not stoch rsi; weekly timeframes too
>>49459995
they usually outperform megas in bear markets, just gotta pick the good stuff and not the debt ridden shit bios that would've gone bankrupt regardless

>>49459837
Pelosi will be making a couple of hundred million off of these changes 100%

>>49459971
I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill myself!

>>49460027
Women seem wicked,
when you’re unwanted.

>>49459968

Fellow Mega Man X respecter.

>>49460008
>>49459949
we all know which onion boy attempted this

>>49459897
>DRIP
Got $15k in JEPI. Feels comfy man.

>>49460014
Here's what I think will happen, in webm form.

Lol I bought some KOLD calls on that dip, anon you’re gonna make us fucking rich

>>49459934
Isnt this death for robinhoods entire revenue stream

>>49460014
devour all crabs

>BIDEN'S POLICIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RISING GAS PRICES

>ITS PUTINFLATION

>THE REPUBLICANS ARE AT FAULT ACTUALLY FOR STOPPING THE 'OIL COMPANY PRICE GOUGING' BILL

>>49460062
>here's why thats a good thing

>>49460033
aw yiss

bb/macd/rsi gang RISE UP

>>49460036
To be fair, your blood is worth my future success

>>49460062
Big institutions will always win. Maybe $HOOD will eat shit, but all the actual big boys will make out like kings, as usual. Nothing is truly for our benefit.

>>49460072
Bullish on lemon butter

DRV sisters… This shit is pumping

>>49460079
You know things are bad when even partisan Dems roll their eyes at the Biden propaganda

>>49459934
Fuck, he's uncomfortable to look at .

So my spy ascending wedge on the daily theory was correct. To bad I'm a shit trader and never actually do anything but watch

>>49460079
yikes! thats problematic
it would be a shame if the janny deleted this post for being off topic

>mfw today

>>49460059
lmao did you?
here I am beating myself up for selling too early, could have made another $5-6,000 on the trade!!! oh well, can't complain about making $3 grand in an hour

>>49460062
Not just robinhood. Every single brokerage that has switched to zero commissions follows the same business model. So depending on the regulations, if they're retarded enough to put market makers out of business completely, we will see a return of commissions that will almost undoubtedly exceed the supposed "expenses" the SEC is trying to save retail investors. Thanks so much, SEC!

>INTC -40% since January 2021
Ya love to see it

>>49459897
>>49460050
Thoughts on JEPQ?

>>49460088
it's the holy trinity for gauging long-term trends, don't need anything else; once i have an idea i just move back to the TWS chart which is pretty comfy

>>49460124
Serious question. Why do we have a monolithic gov entity micromanaging the stock market at its most basic levels?

Pic unrelated

I am financially buck broken

>>49460120
Based Brady shitting on Surface tablets.

>>49460096
My brother in Christ. It's only just started. I think I'm finna go balls deep. Mba mortgage applications this week we're terrible. 80$ by eoy

>>49460130
They had it coming.

SOLD MY SPY PUTS at 411.9 FUCKKKKK

>>49460130
intel's a solid buy for once they finish the production of their third party facilities

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME SIGA WAS GOING TO 400 DOLLARS
I PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO IT
I'M GOING TO BE DANGLING FROM A MOLDY ROPE WITHIN A WEEK

>>49460160
faggot beauracrats have to do something to justify their worthless existence

>>49460124
I remember the old commercials for brokers touting $8 trades like it was a good deal. And yes, that's $8 one way. If you buy and sell a stock you're paying $16. It's no wonder young people didn't invest 15-20 years ago.

>>49459934

>>49460130
>Intel slowly dying after decades of faggotry
I also don't believe for 1 minute they will repatriate manufacturing.

>>49460059
>>49460122
i dunno man - that was a historic intraday fall
may be chasing the dragon to be going long here
I wouldn't - but clearly I was wrong and sold too early

ZIMbros....

>>49460180
I'd tell you not to do it but you probably don't want any more advice from /smg/ posters, huh?

>>49460188
I can tolerate basic guidelines. But actually telling people how they have to conduct business and what business models they’re allowed to have is absurd over reach.

>>49460160
You think that's bad? Here's a real blackpill for you: Wall Street itself is probably behind this move, because though the exact workings may not be obvious to us, EVERYTHING democrats do makes the rich richer and fucks the middle class.

FYI guys I finally sold my UTZ for a loss, on a slight green day, and bought puts

So....... you should probably inverse me

>institutions shitting their pants because retail might not be pumping their bags anymore if commission free trading ceases to become a thing
>this was probably all engineered to dump the market more

anyone think XOM will hit $108 by friday?

The entire economy is going to get absolutely heemed with these oil prices

>>49460214
Nothing happens in the government without wall streets approval. It 100% is them behind it.

>>49460231
no this is the top

>>49460222
Checked but potato chips are awful unless made fresh. I have no idea why they’re shilled so much as a snack or side.

>>49460175
FUCKKKK!! FUUUCCKKK!!!

>>49460222

What games should I play while I wait for the pox to spread? I just finished Elden Ring.

>>49460088
>>49460033
>>49460152
I've been fond of the STC (schaff trend indicator) and HA candles

>>49460180
>I'M GOING TO BE DANGLING FROM A MOLDY ROPE WITHIN A WEEK
Lel reminds me of this Stoolers fan losing his shit during a playoff loss a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XEELKEZboBI

>>49460234
It had it coming.

>>49460234
sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

>>49460230
I use IBKR and pay commissions. It's fucking pennies. Besides options that's a dollar which kinda blows if your buying shit boy options

Maybe if young people spent less money on Avocado toast and starbucks they'd stop bitching so much about how expensive everything is.

>>49460253
Crusader Kings 3 had a nice update recently

>>49459751
are you going to do the draenei with the big futa cock railing the blood elf or not?

>>49460142
If you're the kind of guy to buy ryld buy jepi
If you're the kind of guy to buy qyld buy jepq

>>49460214
>EVERYTHING democrats do....
both sides anon. free your mind from the false dichonomy. very few want to help you regardless of party. most want to fuck you regardless of party.

>>49460269
Avocados are trash and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>49460257
you know what's really good to do? turn your indicators into candles. bb candles, rsi candles, macd candles. you'll find more patterns with more information

>>49460253
is Elden Ring worth playing haven't really gaymed in a couple of years?

>>49459934
Bye bye Robinhood. Bye bye Sam Bankman.

>>49460246
UTZ chips are ally good. One of the few things I miss about living on the east coast
>>49460248
Very good chips
>>49460253
Try Freelancer (2003). It's abandonware now, so you can get it for free, though you might have to read some guides (((on reddit))) to get it working on a modern pc. After you finish the story, there's lots to explore

>>49460267
based ibkr chad; paying commission is the right way and it costs fucking nothing, even market data for everything you'd need is nothing
>tfw $5 a month for all my data

>>49460269
Just stop being fucking poor honestly. I can't even tell you the last time I even thought about the price of something. If you want it get it. Easy peesy

>>49460214
>>>/pol/catalog

>>49460222
what the fuck is in her hand?

>>49460295
elden ring was fantastic but really long, if you arent a hardcore gamer you prob wont finish it

>>49460281
Well one side at least wants to let me keep my guns, so on some fundamental level, they are trying to control me less.

>>49460253
Microsoft Flight Simulator.

>>49460246
I don't like when they get stuck in the grooves of my teeth and then I don't have access to a toothpick so I keep trying to dig them out with my tongue but then my tongue gets those little raw scrape marks.

>>49460295
Yeah it was a lot of fun. Really encourages exploring instead of brute force. Requires a controller though.

>>49460231
i fucking sold at 90...

Why is altria dropping?

>>49460311
She's putting her hand in a bag of chips....?
You should know, you're the fucking baggie wtf retard

SIGA HERE WE FKING GO

>>49460253
get a VR headset

>>49460302
Not to mention practically free margin. I didn't lose 35% if I wouldn't have had access to that fucking .8% a year free money

>>49460288
This I’ve never liked Avocados, I don’t even like guacamole

>>49460305
>the economic policies of the government are unrelated to business

>>49460311
She's reaching into a bag, you tard.

>>49460269
If you figure inflation the actual salary of Americans has slightly declined over the last 30 years. Arguably Americans today are poorer than they were 30 years ago.

That’s why the country is fucked up and everyone is unhappy. Despite numbers going up, inflation and bad gov policy has cheapened the value of the dollar faster than any “gains” actually occurred

>>49460281
Pic related

>>49460291
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not; even so, that would only really work on weekly candles or long term trends.
Actually I guess you could do it on smaller intervals too, but my issue is that while TV supports all sorts of ranges, I personally only have daily OHLCV data, not intraday, so I can't algo it myself

>>49460234
Not my problem.
>t. Oil worker

V SHAPED RECOVERY

>>49460337
oh i always thought she was menacingly holding some weird island nigger weapon.

Guys help, I've been trading stocks for a week now and I haven't become a millionaire yet.
What am I doing wrong??

>>49460379
You're not taking enough risks anon!

>>49460370
It's about to triple top on the 1m. Your getting another leg down

>>49460379
What aren't you doing wrong? lol hah

>>49460379

>>49460376
The U is the rest of the bag. It's classic graphic design. I guess your zoomer mind isn't capable of processing that level of sophistication and subtlety. All your generation is capable of processing is "Supreme"

I am still bagholding TGT and WMT and I dont know why

>>49460352
>Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/.
read the stick, idiot

>>49460348
>>49460288
>>49460269
I spend a lot of money on avocados and im rich

>>49460364
serious
i built these indicators for when i did fx trading and that platform was the only one that allowed it. it works very well on all intervals. you get MORE information from candles instead of just lines. you can see open/close/high/low divergences instead of just a single point in that time frame.

wasn't even aglo trading just trading by the naked eye.

>>49460370
I unironically went long on AMD at $101.65, because I thought to myself, "What is the most retarded thing the market could possibly do? Recover multiple percentage points and make it so this entire dump was for absolutely nothing."

Do not redeem bastard bitchs!

>>49460388
>>49460396
>>49460406
wtf? I thought this was a loving and helpful community...

>>49460388
This desu.
>YOLO SPY 0DTE options every day
>If you lose then just kill yourself
>Activate quantum immortality
>Ipso facto the only possible reality you'll experience is the one where you're rich

>>49460418
Retail isn’t going away. I’ve had way too many online orders on Amazon smashed to pieces in shipping to ever get groceries delivered or even “shopped” for me lol

>>49460321
>keep my guns
no they are just taking them slower. "compromising" decades after decade in a good cop bad cop fashion.

do natural gas commodity prices correlate with the gas price at the pumps? cause natural gas is down 8% right now.

LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE POO

>>49460448
I also prefer to go to target than order amazon for that type of purchase

>>49460457
You don’t run cars with NG…….

>>49460429
>buying it packaged
disgusting

>>49460430
are there any stock charting platforms that allow you to do this? i was thinking about this yesterday, would be amazing to have something like this in real time

>>49460469
LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE

Friday is coming Bobos

>>49460457
>do natural gas commodity prices correlate with the gas price at the pumps?
We are NOT at the top.

>>49460429
>Thinks his mass produced goy slop in a container is a flex
>Not having avocado trees at least
Fool and his money, etc.

>>49460457
No. Nat gas isn't gas in your car.

>>49460416
i got underwear older than you kiddo.

>>49460439
>3k shares
Jesus anon you might actually make it, I only have 1k

>>49460418
What was your entry point on WMT? I have 60 shares via work, t. eternal wagecuck

>>49460446
Dude, just find parallel timelines where you make money and trade on those, easy

>>49460457
I think you'll find that gasoline prices are dictated by crude oil prices, anon.

>>49460439
Do not redeem

>>49460491
>>49460478
so what correlates more accurately with gas at the pumps? natural gas commodity price, or crude oil price?

>>49460491
>>49460478
Nat gas powers electric cars though

>>49460496
WMT cost basis 141

>>49459738
If your borrowing rate is less than the yield of the bonds or CDs, you basically get free passive income using other people's money.'

>>49460429
Nobody has any money. My crack whore employee had to buy a car from a buy here pay here dealer and they sold her a car with 200k miles on it for $6k. She has to pay $320 a month for it and it has a device in it that if you miss a payment you can't start your car. It's the most Jewish thing I've ever seen in my entire life. On top of that she had to take a payday loan out to pay for her last payment. She's never going to escape poverty kek.

I'm pretty sure 80% of the discussion around SIGA on /smg/ has just been people like me trying to tell the small handful of people trading it to avoid that meme pump biomeme like the plague

Well, look what's happening now

>>49460484
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49460485
*mumus
friday is coming mumus.

SIGA SISTERS

This is going to the moon?

>>49460504
are you okay, retard?

>>49460480
maybe tradestation or ib, not actually sure. doubt think or swim would allow it.

>>49460492
Hand-me-downs from you dad, I suppose?
Pretty fucking gross... I can't imagine being that poor

move in NG appears to be related to a fire at a export facility. could mean more NG in the US, and less exported to europe.

>>49460504
Crude. What do you think they make gasoline out of, anon?

We must encurage these gays to fuck eachother and get the ape virus.

>>49460480
I just use TradingView. The free version lets you put up to three indicators on a chart with a free account. You can probably get a lot more intraday data too.

>>49460509
>>49459738
Here's a trick I heard about in forex
>JPY has very low interest rates
>NZD has very high interest rates
>Short JPY long NZD, then buy whatever gics with the NZD
Unfortunately, this is a widely known trick and it's mostly unprofitable now

>>49460457
Only if you buy Organic Gas. However most stations only offer Premium.

SIGA sisters
is this bullish or bearish news??

>>49460439
SIGA chads rise up
>also
CCXI you fucking dumb niggers
>>49460479
>>49460488
its a convenience thing, buying avocados in bulk are either hard as a rock or 0dte and nothing in between. you're just mad cause I can afford to spend a few extra jewbucks on convenience. just like my comfy tesla and solar panels.

>>49460539
wow, VERY problematic

Mexican restaurant in town was closing early for being short staffed. We don't even have enough Mexicans anymore. How can economy possibly grow if there isn't enough workers to hire. Why build new plants in the US vs elsewhere.

>>49460539
they do not need any encouragement dont worry

>>49460508
Normally I’d quote the best tidbits out of this post, but the whole thing is gold. If only we could sterilize her then she’d be the perfect slave.

>>49460507
There are NG engines. They just tend to knock and wear out faster than gas or diesel which is why they’re less common. It was heavily researched in the past as a gas replacement. Didn’t quite work out.

>>49460555
Can we just finally say it? Gays are degenerate and should be treated as second class citizens.

>>49460555
Bullish, the gays are making us money

>>49460563
how is this possible with million of spic pouring in every month

>>49460532
okay i lied, i haven't worn underwear in over 7 years, in that time I only shit my pants one time. you should consider freeing yourself from the underpants jew.

SIGASISTAS
WE'RE BLEEDING

>TFW down 10%
Its over for me. Go ahead and hold, I'm dipping out

spy finna dump the next leg down

>>49460560
Wait, are you that nigger from the last thread trying to flex with his shitty Model 3?

>>49460517
I hope so. I just bought OTM calls with a December ‘22 expiry and am already down $100, so those fags better keep fucking and spreading that shit around or I’m going to lose money.

(((They))) make sure nothing ever happens

>>49460608
its a model s, and yes i'm sorry you're poor

>>49460593
Apparently they don't make it all the way up to Ohio

>>49460560

>>49460620
are you talking about the Albanians? I need some more clarity anon

>>49460555
>around ten
Jesus. I knew gay male sexual partner counts were high, but I truly didn’t think it was “orgy twice a week” levels.

I’m not anti gay, but there really needs to be a push to educate these guys on the risks of behaving that way. They’re basically Petri dishes for STDs with partner counts that high

>>49460622
I bet your faggot ass got a salt bae restaurant reservation.

>>49460603
Siga isn't for u. We are swinging wild until the virus vanishes or goes parabolic

>>49460622
>being tricked into the electric car jew
ishyddt

>>49460480
okay tradestation does for sure let you make your own indis

>>49460660
Lol. He bought a biomeme pump.

>>49460457
>>49460504
Crude oil + crack spread correlate with gasoline prices
Natural gas is down 8% because an explosion at an LNG export terminal.

>>49460507
>WMT cost basis 141
According to this, I've only contributed $5,359.65, and have 57.623 shares (via a combination of me, employer contributions, and divvies), putting my cost basis at what appears to be $93/share. As soon as I hit 100, I'm going to consider moving it to a TFSA account and writing CC against it for more effective yield

>>49460535
All sorts of food and resource plants are having mysterious or unexplained fires and damages. This is driving up the price of everything. I'm happily in /cmmg/ buying commodity ETFs (non levered)

What’s a good small cap?

>>49460555
checked and bullish news

>>49460671
We’ll see, kek

>>49460658
why would I pay for someone to cook my steaks for me
>>49460666
>paying for the oil jew
thanks for funding my retirement, gasnigger

>>49460680

Small cap value etfs.
The skewness in small cap stock returns is massive, much larger than in large caps. Best to own broad baskets.

>>49460680
yarmulke, but rocker said you can't just buy them anywhere

>>49460671
I'm unironically gonna buy some now since they all just got wrecked

>>49460234
>Russia invades
>US and EU cut as much Russian oil and gas as they can
>bulls: this is fine, we’ll be ok

Fucking retards, we’re fucked for the short to medium term future. The only positive macro news coming is the Republicans winning Congress and forcing Biden to increase drilling exponentially, but that’s months away

>>49460696
Why would you pay someone to mash up your grease berries for you? I thought you were rich?

>>49460707
kek

>>49460622
what's the difference?

>>49460671
I'm ok with Monkey pepe being a nothingburger. I rather not make any $ than live in the apocalypse.

SIGA SISTERS WE RIDE AND FLY TOGETHER!

UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL!!!

>>49459705
SSBOBOST FUCK COWSHITS MUMUK

>>49460671
I did this for CMRX but it didn't even pump, lmao
Got 400 shares and I'm happy to sell CCs against them too, any losses I have now should be resolved in 6 months of holding, and after that I can comfortably sit on them for the long haul

Dump the market you fucking jews

>>49460716

why would we need positive macro news to move higher? the markets price in and move on.

>>49460707
Rocker, never heard of her

>>49460700
I was thinking of just yolo’ing into a bear ETF against Real estate. But small caps are definitely better investments long term

>>49460744
I'd dump in that Jew if you know what I mean.

>>49460720
paying some faggot a 600% markup is very different than paying a couple extra dollars to save hours. but I know that logic doesnt come easily to niglets, you are forgiven.
>>49460725
50 grand and 2.5s 0-60

WHO ELSE IS SLURPING UP THIS DELICIOUS INTEL DIP

>>49460335
cigarettes are bad for you

Is buying bonds just admitting you're a beta bitch?

I'm not having a fun time right now bros

>>49460763
the good thing about the small caps is they can turn into large caps if they grow, and then you end up having to sell them to get more small caps.

can we keep the racism down to a dull roar gents

My TA informs me that we are overdue for a happening

>>49460771
please describe what you mean sir

Holy fuck we’re going lower HAHAHA

>>49460774
>implying that """guac""" isn't marked up 600%

>>49460796
VIX is possibly the most undervalued asset in the market right now. I’m so scared to long it, but a soft fart from Jerome could kill this market right now

>>49460774
is that is? or sarcasm? I can't tell. seems like a wasteful option.

>>49460796
>this must be the massive meltdown
It's a daily pullbuck during the low volume summer.

A conservative portfolio of 100% VIX is up 46.99% YTD.

>>49460835
>buy a pack of avocados for 5 bucks
>buy a box of guac for 8 bucks
that is definitely the same as paying 300$ for a 40$ dinner. You've got me there anon, great point.
>>49460842
I can spend your gas budget on guacamole and not give a shit

I think it's time we had a long conversation about allowing women, jews, and liberals into the stock market

>>49460879
>implying women buy stocks

>>49460858
And yet they've not issued a SINGLE quarterly report. Someone needs to get the SEC on their asses. Do they even make any revenue?!

>>49460858
Wait you can just long VIX?? Does anyone actually do that?

>>49460731
The floor for SIGA is like $8.50, they'll make a ton of money from this regardless of if it is another mega virus. Then they'll probably do another special dividend.
The risk reward is so heavily in our favor. Its gonna be ok.

Let the fags do their work.

>>49460796
>UVXY
lol that turd is trading at the same levels it was back april when the SPX was 10% higher

>>49460887
HOLY SHIT MR. VIX PLANE TO PANAMA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HE'S EXIT SCAMMING

>>49460879
or job market.
if women didnt work wages would be 2x

>>49460788
My garbage is rebounding and I sold my SOXS when it peaked so I can slurp the dip tomorrow when the market goes back up.

>>49460878
not sure why your so ass blasted. but surely 50 grand gets you more than some arbitrary acceleration threshold. I mean isn't it like a 5 thousand pound vehicle? not exactly going to be a cornering machine. what else does it include?

>>49460901
agreed. plus schwab already had them at a good rating prior to all this crap

>US MBA MORTGAGE APPLICATIONS ACTUAL -6.5% (FORECAST -, PREVIOUS -2.3%)

JESUUUUS FUCK

>>49460878
You'd get way more of your goy slop out of $5 in avocados vs $8 in prepackaged. New money is absolutely subhuman.

>>49460819
NO FUCKING WAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49460931
Yeah imagine thinking people can save for a down payment right now.

>>49460749
Everything’s “priced in” until consumer spending craters because they’re blowing all their cash on filing up the gigantic gas tanks of their SUVs, on top of the price of every and anything going up because it shipping costs. This might have been controversial a few years ago, but fundamentals are important when shit hits the fan and you actually have to have your company make money for investors to buy into it. So yeah, having no positive macro news is bad

die spy die

>>49460931

>>49460931
sorry, I paid for my new house in cash

>>49460931
am dumb. explain plz

>>49460922
The Dark pools show it being heavily shorted because of Wall Street dude bros automatically shorting any biostock that pumps.
Moderna had the same fucken thing when it started running up.

I'm not selling these shares for under $100, I legit don't give a fuck.

>>49460931
Good.

What the fuck is his problem?

>>49460923
bigger car, a better screen, I am actually superficial enough to want the speed increase, and you only live once, I can afford it, so why not?
>>49460937
as I said, >>49460560
>its a convenience thing, buying avocados in bulk are either hard as a rock or 0dte and nothing in between
if you buy a bunch of avocados that end up going bad OR are never ready when you want them, then whats the point?

>>49460716
Do you know how I know you don’t understand how oil markets work?

>>49460961
Same lol but i hope my heckin short term rental property still gets renters

>>49460555
He must wear diapers. 10 cocks a weekend for 40 years. My God

>>49460853
Zoom out

>>49460937
also
>implying old money isnt subhuman
jesus christ lel

>>49460964
It's self explanatory. Take it word-by-word.

>>49460982
I want to know how you know that he doesn't know how oil markets work.

>t. considering GUSH short

>>49460898
It slow bleeds most of the time so trying to time spikes is retarded. Some will hold calls during market turbulence/after multiple green days which is not a bad idea

>>49461025
>GUSH short

its called DRIP

>>49461042
No. If you buy inverse leveraged ETF's you are retarded and im not having this fucking chop loss conversation again.

If im short oil I'm hitting GUSH directly.

>>49460980
Because avocados are fucking terrible. Why were you even replying to me in the first place? Fucking attention whore. No wonder you keep talking about how rich you are. Sorry your parents didn't set a validation foundation for you.

>>49460964
The index tracks how many people have applied for a mortgage each week. It's a weekly report. Meaning from last week to this week there was 7% less people applying for mortgages. And the week before that was 2.5%. so far it's dumped to the lowest application rate in 22 years. Could be a sign the housing market is about to see a vast reduction in buyers. From normal people that is

>>49461061
>Because avocados are fucking terrible
not my fault you have bad taste
probably also why you're so fucking poor

>>49460964
It means there’s less people getting mortgages for home purchases than last month. A lot less. It means the housing market might be about to fall off a cliff due to no turnover.

>>49460951

All these macro economic events are the same; stocks crash then they start going up for no reason on no news. See covid. Stocks bottomed March 2020, we got rid of the problem two years later. This recession thing will be exactly the same. Things will suck but stocks bottom way sooner than things improve

I hope they rip it back up int he last 1h30m

>>49461081
So long Blackrock and Blackstone? ..since they seem to be buying up everything.

>>49461086
kek do you have like histrionic pd or something?

>>49461081
>>49461108
Isn't that index seasonally adjusted and the real drop was like 17%?

Frog.

>>49461126
>asks question
>gets answer
lmfao omg do you have like some personality disorder or something amirite haha lel

>>49461004
do you not wear diapers, anon?

>>49460968
Bro Pifzer crapped so did Astrabloodshot.

It's a crapshoot which one will sky high. Best to buy them all.

>>49461025
If a big producer of oil on another continent serving other markets is suddenly not allowed to sell to some of those markets then those markets will have to seek oil elsewhere. Which country and which country’s oil companies produce the most oil in the Western Hemisphere?

New, baked
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>>49461059
If you think oil is going down and that there will magically be more oil on the market then there is no helping you. Go ahead, short gush. Some oil baron ITT is likely going to make money off of your stupid ass.

>>49461182
>>49461203
Epic simply epic.

>>49461173
Canada or something right?
Isn't it like
1) Canada
2) USA
3) Venezuela
in the western hem?

>>49461132
It’s MoM as far as I can tell

>>49461227
its up 100% in the past 6 months, do you really think it will keep going up forever

>>49461243
You’re allowed to look it up. USA is #1.

Please, for your own sake, don’t short American oil. You will lose money unless you can time the sale of a put perfectly

>>49461288
I work in the drilling industry and everyone is scrambling for equipment, building rigs and refurbishing old ones. I’m making more money than ever. They know and I know the demand, at least for now, is high. With all the inflation we’re seeing commodities are going to be about the only way to make money for the foreseeable future. Look at what happened in the 70s when carter tried to make the economy green. Now there are more people than ever before and more cars than ever before. The Arabs can’t even keep up with demand. All of this is incredibly bullish. The only thing that will nix it is if Europeans decide to continue buying oil from Russia. Seeing as they think this is their opportunity to scare consumers into switching over to green energy and also hurt le ebil putler I doubt they’ll do anything of the sort until the proles are storming their castles.

>>49461288
Things don’t just go down because they’re up for a while. Specifically there has to be mechanisms to lower the price of oil.

America under Biden isn’t going to pump more. Saudi/OPEC aren’t in a hurry to pump. Russia isn’t in a hurry to pump. So what’s the mechanism to lower oil prices? A recession? Okay. The economy isn’t going to shrink enough to make oil actually cheap. It’s still going to be sky high unless more production is brought online.

Wait am I supposed to buy bonds when interests rates are low or when interests rates are high?

>>49459934
They clearly want to make sure retail traders never make money again, by killing the commission free trading model. Forcing Robinhood to charge commissions will cause retail to abandon in droves and thus will wipe out their influence in the market. Like building a moat around the country club

theyve begun monkey jabbing in canada

>>49460171
Fuck yes I just started buying. I want more

>>49461005
Yeah there will be a recession big brain but today isn't the day.

>>49460555
10 recent partners while he has HIV. We need to accelerate this I like tge direction its going

>>49460603
Jeffrey Epstein said never lose more than 10% on one investment

Rise and grind gamers
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