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You mother bitch basterd, I cannot feed my village edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread >>49456060

>> No.49458191

fuck jannies and fuck trannies

>> No.49458200

uh, what's going on has /smg/ been infiltrated by Russians?

>> No.49458205

jannies have finished dilating. I repeat they are here!

>> No.49458209

why was it pruned

>> No.49458210

JANNY WHY?!

>> No.49458211
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49458211

What the fuck just happened?

>> No.49458216

Can someone tell me how to actually make money in this market? It seems I have forgotten

>> No.49458219

>delete after 70+ replies
Wtf jannies?

>> No.49458220
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>>49457784
first for bear market

>> No.49458226

they are removing rocker

>> No.49458227
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THEY DO IT FOR FREEE!!!!

>> No.49458229

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JANNY

>> No.49458236

Why even bake another one? Just let it die

>> No.49458240
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Seriously janny you fucking faggot?

>> No.49458241
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49458241

baa

>> No.49458245
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49458245

Way to go. Now it's shitpost make general for the rest of the day.

>> No.49458248

Nows the time to load up on bearihs etfs again fyi

>> No.49458250

everybody if you can do the Bartman

>> No.49458254
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49458254

REEEE WHY ARE ALL THE /SMG/ CHADS GETTING BANNED?!?!
WHICH MUTANT FISH STOCK OR MONEY POGS MEDICINE STOCK DO I BUY?!?!

>> No.49458255

>>49458216
>buy oil
>sell calls
>sell puts
kickback and theta decay

>> No.49458257
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>>49458216
oil?

>> No.49458266
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>> No.49458268
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>>49458216
Energy, commodities and now SIGA for the fags and fag enablers in the upper echelons of society.

>> No.49458276 [DELETED] 

imageboard janitorial work is the only way to make a decent living in this bear market

>> No.49458287
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49458293

My AMD buy put option position is up 10%. #BaggieWasRight #FreeMoney #EatShitJannies.

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>>49457784
FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.49458313
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49458313

You should have listened.

>> No.49458316

lel I forgot I made this one because the other baker beat me to it
fuck you david soxl

>> No.49458320
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>>49458268
We have to accelerate

>> No.49458321

>>49458299
#Checked #FuckNiggers #WindfallWednesday

>> No.49458323
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49458323

>-33% on the soxl
thank you very cool david!

>> No.49458326

HOLY SHIT NOW THE WHOLE MARKET IS DRILLING. SOXL TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING.

>> No.49458328
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49458328

uh oh my moneys gone

>> No.49458331

>>49458227
I miss that lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>> No.49458336

>>49458313
I should have bet more on China

>> No.49458340
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49458340

My bastard sirs, I am considering buying puts on GUSH.
Oil memes are giving me blow off top vibes. Will enter small put position on GUSH and scale into it as oil keeps mooning until the eventual gigacrash happens

>> No.49458342

>>49458175
I got my 3rd shot in November or December of last year. I have had a lot of close coworkers out with COVID recently; wonder if depersonalization can be a symptom. Pretty sure I'm just massively burned out and not sleeping well enough though.

>> No.49458343

>EU just banned combustion engine sales after 2035
Oil bros, not like this

>> No.49458345

short natural gas if it breaks $9.50
will need to retest $9.00 if it does
it is the widowmaker trade - keep your stoploss tight
could easily run up to $10, so don't marry the trade
it needs to cool off
KOLD $17.00

>> No.49458356

I can’t even afford a McDouble

>> No.49458361
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49458361

DRIP GANG

>> No.49458368

>>49458343
might as well just ban them tomorrow

>> No.49458371

>>49458320
Clearly, by your very own WEBM, you and I have to do nothing to perpetuate the spread of monk-E pox

>> No.49458372

>>49458320
do you want janniepox? because that's how you get janniepox.

>> No.49458373
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49458373

Damn, that was way too fucking close for comfort

>> No.49458375
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49458375

Hey SIGGA SISTERS

It seems like monkey pepe is covid rebranded..
It felt like the flu according to this queer guy who has HIV. No rash no pimples no pox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVtW6Hn-68

>> No.49458377

Why is there so much activity on AMD?

>> No.49458379
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49458379

In case you stupid niggers haven't been paying attention for the past year: small caps are at their historical lows and slowly starting to curl up. You can throw money at pretty much any of them and you'll make generational money over the next few months.

>> No.49458383
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49458383

Be smart out there guys.

>> No.49458384

THE NEEDFUL REDEEMING IS BEGINNING

>> No.49458386
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49458386

Chop. Chop. SOXL Will Mathematically Never Be $45 Again. Chopped. You Didn't Listen. Lol. You Got Chopped.

>> No.49458389
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49458389

It's a sell off summer, baby.

>> No.49458398

>>49458257

OIL.

>> No.49458400

>>49458342
Doubtful you're probably just stressed out because you are living through one of the worst era's on American history. I have been drinking like a fish every night just to forget I'm alive.

>> No.49458405

>>49458356
Mcdouble has been shit since it was kicked off the dollar menu

>> No.49458407

Welp I just made bank. My cousin just came out as a tranny and my Grandfather had him officially taken out of the will.

>> No.49458409
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49458409

>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED

>> No.49458414

>>49458343
Absolutely insane. The climate cult is out of control.

>> No.49458416
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49458416

>>49458331
Same,
fuck globalhomo
fuck the gays
fuck the antichrist

>> No.49458424

NOT EVEN ZEROHEDGE KNOWS WHAT TO THINJ

>> No.49458435

>>49458407
Based Grampy

>> No.49458439
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>>49458389
anon it’s been crabbing up all month
it’s actually going back up as we speak

>> No.49458443

>>49458343
how do I invest in Eurotruck driving simulators?

>> No.49458450

>>49458407
Nice

>> No.49458449

Are we buying MO yet? What happened to it?

>> No.49458452
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49458452

WTF was that red dildo?!?

>> No.49458455
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49458455

>>49458416

>> No.49458460
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49458460

When is WEAT going to pump brobros don't tell me it's gonna keep crabbing downwards please

>> No.49458466
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49458466

>>49458407

an inheritance should go to family members that will procreate and continue the line

>> No.49458468
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49458468

Just made some decent money, bought the bottom, sold the top (hopefully).

>> No.49458469

>>49458460
October

>> No.49458478

>>49458407
Be sure to visit him and throw shade at other potential rival inheritors

>> No.49458484

>>49458449
I think it’s another analyst downgrade. Slurped nevertheless

>> No.49458487

Sold some SPY calls right at the peak, gonna let them ride and hope I end up rich by EOD

>> No.49458495

>>49458469
oh ok ^_^

>> No.49458504
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Told you niggers today would be red. Lmao

>> No.49458508

>>49458407
>didn't leave him a rope
opportunity missed

>> No.49458510

>>49458407
Fucking based grandpa. If it makes your grandpappy feel any better, your cousin is going to an hero way before he passes away anyway.
>>49458414
The EU is just going to end up like cuba. A bunch of old ass cars being passed around and fixed over and over. The EU will likely pull that law anyway by 2035.

>> No.49458511
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49458511

Jews cannot handle their sacred cows (fags) spreading a new global pandemic. They will learn.

Also, calls anon, are you still alive? Did you sell as much as you could like we suggested?

>> No.49458513

>>49458343
the horse will have the last laugh

>> No.49458524
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49458524

>>49458452
divine retribution baby

>> No.49458525
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49458525

>>49458469
vix states october will be a fun month

>> No.49458531

>>49458460
its going to pump in february 2022
you missed it

>> No.49458538

The lack of an explosive finish in the last thread as there was in the previous to last is deeply disappointing.

>> No.49458542

>>49458531
aw heck... -_-

>> No.49458543

>>49458504
>infiniti
how black are you?

>> No.49458558

>>49458407
be weary of your uncles anon

>> No.49458564
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49458564

Should I buy BABA calls or is this another pump and dump

>> No.49458568

>>49458543
More like how stupid is he? Infinities are the shittiest luxury brand.

>> No.49458572
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>>49458504
>that queerish decal
Kek scrape that shit off

>> No.49458585
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49458585

Can someone add a zoomer hair to jpow

>> No.49458588

DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.49458593

can I get a qrd on how rocker got perma-b&?

>> No.49458596

>>49458564
Buy BABA when it hits 200 and not a second before. If it goes to 200 it will go higher. Or risk being added to the legion of BABA baggies that will keep getting pounded by Xi.

>> No.49458597

>>49458543
It's a Japanese car. It runs great. Banged a stripper in it. Stick shift. Great car.

>> No.49458605
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>>49458510
I hope it’s just pandering. But if it’s not I’ll be the first to laugh as the last mile of delivery goes to horse and buggies and the elites begin to hire rickshaws or travel on litters

>> No.49458609

>>49458593
antisemetism

>> No.49458614
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49458614

>>49458597
>Banged a stripper in it

>> No.49458617
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49458617

>>49458504
i would like to buy an AUTOMATIC nissan skyline

>> No.49458620

>>49458564
My guess is when the vix goes below 20 is when you should worry

>> No.49458626

>>49458572
Eat my anus nigger. Should have bought puts.

>> No.49458630

>>49458593
he drunk posted about how he was glad he didn't have a daughter

>> No.49458633

SPX Algos going batshit before CPI

>> No.49458642

>>49458609
well this morning I pulled my penis through the hole in my pajamas and gookfu made me leave them on while we made love.

>> No.49458644

fuck u siga

>> No.49458647

America’s love affair with the automobile

>> No.49458649

>>49458593
I'm not permabanned baggot. The jannies went full blitzkrieg on me the other night and banned all of my IPs and all of my passes. I survived their onslaught and countered by buying a shit ton of Bitcoin and then in turn bought a bunch more passes. Which I imagine was their plan all along. I don't know who is jewing who at this point.

>> No.49458652
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49458652

>red market
>green week due to comfy skiw moving divie positions
GMI!

>> No.49458658

>>49458593
insider trading siga

>> No.49458664

Can someone explain why J-POW seems so clueless? Is it an act like GWB? Or is she really a MMT moron

>> No.49458667

SIGGERS r u gunna buy zee monkey dip

>> No.49458669

I hadn't touched my brokerage in a month and decided to invest today.

$500 loss right off the bat. I will now be closing my account once the money settles.

>> No.49458671

>>49458642
completely semetic. nothing wrong there.

>> No.49458686

>>49458642
doing it through a hole in a sheet is the kosher method

>> No.49458699

>>49458568
Haters gonna hate.

>> No.49458705

>>49458642
Gross. You know if your actually made all the money you claim to have made and weren't paper trading. You wouldn't have to buy a north Korean gf from a shipping container and could afford to get a domestic gf instead.

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49458707

>>49458669
trade harder and make it all back pussy

>> No.49458717
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49458717

SIGAsisters....
Not... like... this.......

>> No.49458718

>>49458642
“love”

>> No.49458721
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49458721

>>49458524
>Puppy [REDACTED]

>> No.49458727

>>49458614
Brazilian stripper with tits the size of your head.

>> No.49458729

>>49458705
im not baggie but you literally couldnt pay me allt the money in the world to date an american woman

>> No.49458738

>>49458705
maybe if it was a domesticATED gf

>> No.49458747

I am owed bussy

>> No.49458761

SIGA is literally tied 1:1 to the nasdaq ticker. Other stocks have some deviation but it's seriously going the exact same way.

>> No.49458765

>>49458727
pics or it didn’t happen faggot

>> No.49458766

>>49458718
well why else would they put a hole in the pajamas

>> No.49458768
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49458768

It's over, money will never be made again.

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>>49458667
Already did.
Now if you excuses me Im tabbing over to /lgbt/ so I can hopefully egg on more fags so they can spread it faster so I can get myself a new home gym form SIGA.

>> No.49458779

LABD is my worst performing inverse stock. Good thing I only have 1 share.

>> No.49458780

>>49458729
Holy based

>> No.49458785

>>49458768
Thetachads WW@?

>> No.49458791

>>49458766
you’re supposed to shit out of it, retard

>> No.49458794

>>49458727
that was a man

>> No.49458800

>>49458727
Yeah, and her cock was probably bigger than mine, too.

>> No.49458804

what happens if you pee inside

>> No.49458818

>>49458804
the teeth clamp down, very painful, many such cases

>> No.49458829
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49458829

>>49458804
Piss enema.

>> No.49458830

>>49458727
>>49458800
>>49458614
>>49458597
>bragging about fucking a stripper
anon, anyone with a wad of 1's can fuck a stripper, the question is why would you want to?

>> No.49458831
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49458831

SIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

where is the pox?

>> No.49458834

>>49458785
Is scalping 1c credit spreads on SPY when you know the country is collapsing and the market has no future unethical? Because I’m fucking loving it

>> No.49458838

>>49458775
Based doing gods work anon

>> No.49458846

>>49458804
inside... what?

>> No.49458856
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49458856

>> No.49458873

What does ICE (intercontinental exchange) do exactly?

>> No.49458881

>>49458791
then why is the hole in the front? you mean my gookfu was laughing at me because i'm retarded and wear my pajamas backwards

>> No.49458888

>>49458873
exchanges immigrants back to their own country

>> No.49458895

>>49458834
>when you know the country is collapsing and the market has no future
This is not correct, fellow thetabro. A collapsing country leads to stock market going to the MOOOOOOOOON. That is to be one of the bull/bear easily slaughtered pigs. We ride on malaise, confusion, stupidity, and greed of those retards.

>> No.49458914

>>49458856
See:
>>49458245

>> No.49458918

>>49458881
>yfw you realize every time she fucks you it’s a humiliation ritual

>> No.49458932

>>49458504
How do I know you are mexican?

>> No.49458936
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49458936

>>49458830
My zoomer employee paid $500 to get a blowjob from a stripper. I told him he probably could have got it for $50. Dumb zoom zoom

>> No.49458942
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49458942

To be honest,

I wouldn't mind if monkey pepe is a nothingburger. I would rather not make any $ than have a repeat of the shitshow of 2020.

Siga Sisters?

>> No.49458947
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49458947

You can't stop oil. You can only hope to contain it.

>> No.49458957

sigabros ..not like this

>> No.49458960

>>49458794
>>49458830
She was special. Crazy beautiful and we spent some quality time together. Shame I couldn't wife her up, can't marry a stripper you know. But she was so hot.

>> No.49458963
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49458963

Anyway, SQQQ time?

>> No.49458964
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49458964

>want to move in with gf, because I'd pay her $800 a month for rent vs the $1800 I'm paying now
>unable to terminate apartment lease I just resigned last month

How the fuck do I approach this without losing a fuckton of money /smg/

>> No.49458973

>>49458936
thank allah you're back

>> No.49458977

>>49458936
>$500 herpes
why do coombraisn do this

>> No.49458979

>>49458936
>he interacts with people in a work environment
can't pay me enough to talk to jobdummies

>> No.49458984

>>49458964
Burn down the apartment

>> No.49458985

>>49458963
Yes, buy SQQQ on a red day when we all know that stonks only go up *eyerolls*

>> No.49458991

>>49458947
Nuclear makes Natural Gas irrelevant.

>> No.49458994

>>49458936
just use tinder. it's like torrenting but for prostitutes.

>> No.49458995

>>49458964
meth

>> No.49458997

>>49458964
>unable to terminate apartment lease I just resigned last month
What? You should just have to find someone to take over your lease.

>> No.49459003
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49459003

>>49458960
>She was special
simpin aint easy

>> No.49459009
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49459009

>>49458964
>moving in with your girlfriend that is the owner of the unit
top fucking lel

>> No.49459011

>>49458964
get a sub-leaser you retard

>> No.49459018
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49459018

>>49458932
I am a white Aryan Chad. I'm also the draw fag.

>> No.49459022

>>49458964
Have your GF move in with you

>> No.49459043

>>49459018
Are you the SF fight anon?

>> No.49459044

>>49459018
you are sus bro fr

>> No.49459047

>>49458985
The last week of nasdump candles looks like shit, and both opex and fomc is next week.

>> No.49459049

>>49459043
no, thats me.

>> No.49459054

>>49458964
>$1800
I'm in fucking NYC and I have a 1bd for me for $1500. And I feel ripped off. good god

>> No.49459064

>>49459003
You have people here that regularly pay for prostitutes. I didn't pay her for sex. She wanted to marry me but I couldn't do it....

>> No.49459069

>>49458979
I mean it's my employee, I sort of have to interact with him. Plus I find zoomers so fascinating. They are so sheltered and dumb.
>>49459018
Oh you're the draw anon? Now I kind of feel bad for making fun of your car.

>> No.49459071

>>49458964
Can't terminate ? Usually they just Jew you for 3 months rent if you do early termination.

>> No.49459078

>>49459054
studios in SF go for like 3k.

>> No.49459081

>>49459054
At least you're in the hustle and bustle of a big city! Gotta love having a Starbucks just 2 minutes away!

>> No.49459082

>>49458964
Just move out. They'll take your deposit, but you'll be saving that soon. and if they try to take you to court over the rest the judge will side with you. Because you can ask "why don't they just find a new tenant"?

>> No.49459087

>>49459047
Yes and CPI is friday but it could go either way and .5% rate hike is nonironconally priced in

>> No.49459091

>>49458964
your gf sounds like a real breadwinner, I bet she'll know what to do. Why not have her take care of it?
Alternatively, just move out faggot and stop paying rent what are they gonna do

>> No.49459090

>>49459054
I pay less than 1k for a 3br House with 1/3 an acre of yard. God damn you big city people get fucked over and you let it happen lol

>> No.49459093

>>49459064
BIG
SIMPIN

>> No.49459099

>>49459081
kek

>> No.49459101

>>49459018
I haven’t seen you draw a single thing. You just trace memes

You haven’t done a single draw request

Faggot

>> No.49459103
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49459103

>>49458345
I warned you..

>> No.49459108

>>49459081
>Tfw living in a quiet comfy Asian suburb. Mortgage note is $1400 a month for a 2400 sq ft house
It's comfy and I have zero desire to live near downtown aka Mordor

>> No.49459110 [DELETED] 

Those who understood the purpose of the bear, became richer than those who opted out. So the best advice is to keep buying BTC, ETH, Syscon, and so on. Though this is a great altcoin that would change lives soon.

>> No.49459113

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49459119

>>49459069
>I sort of have to interact with him.
Yes, that's the part I'm outraged by.

>> No.49459125

>>49459064
She wanted your money dipshit, she was just playing the long con with you.

>> No.49459135

>>49459090
I'm WFH now so moving as soon as I decide where to go but yes NYC is a shithole if you're middle class

>> No.49459138

>>49459087
But Cramer said the rate hikes are stopping...

>> No.49459145

>>49459064
bro.................................

>> No.49459148
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49459148

Oil bros, specifically USO/UCO bros, we're heading towards the top of my meme line. I wouldn't be surprised if there's another dip below $120 before heading towards $125.

>> No.49459149

>>49459110
There’s nothing useful for coins. It’s just store of value BS.

>> No.49459151

>>49459101
Fuck you sigger I don't trace shit. I take offense to that. I'll make a video of me drawing something.

>> No.49459154

Just sold 10 SIGA -p $10

Lets hope I get assigned :)

>> No.49459163
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49459163

>>49459108
Asians definitely keep their neighborhoods "clean"

>> No.49459170

>>49459064
>>49459125
god what a sweet summer child. imagine not understanding that about strippers. lel. But then again with such a niggerino car Im not surprised

>> No.49459186

>>49459163
fucking classic.

>> No.49459187

I will never forgive sigatards for convincing me to buy this

>> No.49459191

>>49459064
marriage long con is basically the stripper equivalent to a 401k. she was most likely older and knew her days were numbered and needed that long term divorce money. you probably led her on with an exaggerated wealth, of which she thought she could milk.

>> No.49459192

>>49459151
how about you just satisfy one (1) draw request?

that, or just shut the fuck up and go away

>> No.49459196

I think I'm going to buy one of these new deLoreans.

>> No.49459206

>>49459148
Ah, and I forgot.
*ahem*
UCO?
UCO.

>> No.49459209
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49459209

>>49459064
Scoopsies literally pays $500 a night minimum for clown pussy. Although being as autistic as he is, I think it might be hard for him to get laid organically.

>> No.49459216

>>49458985
i cant tell what you mean. youre being sarcastic about buying inverse into red, which makes sense, but then you're also being sarcastic about stock only going up implying it would be a good thing to buy inverse. multiple levels of ESL here.

>> No.49459218

>>49459187
Thank them for the life lesson

>> No.49459224
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49459224

>>49459187
Be patient.

>> No.49459230

>>49459187
You may be HOOKED

>> No.49459235

>>49459196
>deloreans making a comeback
>top gun in theaters
>edge of a recession
we truly are in the 80s again

>> No.49459236

>>49459216
if you weren't autistic maybe you'd get it bro

>> No.49459242

>>49459196
just get a model X, baggot

>> No.49459241

>>49459187
>buying shilled /smg/ stocks

tough lesson but one that everyone needs to learn

>> No.49459245

>>49459091
I mean I'm not a neet, we both make over 100k. But she was smart and bought a house a few years ago while I only signed a lease. So now I'm stuck in a lease but she'd paying less than me monthly for an entire house.

>> No.49459244

>natty gas getting rugged

>> No.49459248

>>49459125
Nah. I'm a attractive white Boi. She paid to see me several times. I didn't pay shit. That's not simpin.

>> No.49459254

>>49459242
no fuck that, i'm getting a time machine.

>> No.49459269

>>49459235
I like 80's music desu better than the insufferable mumble rap faggot shit

>> No.49459275

It’s only airborne if a freshly cream pied bussy does a big queef into the air

>> No.49459279
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49459279

>>49459248
>white boi

>> No.49459286

SPY aint looking too good lamo

>> No.49459292
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49459292

>>49459187

>> No.49459297

>>49459191
>hot hooker thinks you have a lot of money
>cons you into marrying her
>finds out you put 106k into SIGA options and lost it all
>now hot hooker has no money but is stuck in marriage
whos the sucker now bitch

>> No.49459301
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49459301

>added to my short bond position in the AM making money is so much easier when you just go with the money flow

>> No.49459303

>>49459275
Press F for San Fagsico

>> No.49459304
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49459304

>>49459275
Somehow i keked

>> No.49459305

>>49459241
all he had to do was buy not even a month ago and he’s be up about 50%
he’s just retarded don’t give him yous

>> No.49459308

>>49459187
you may be oversocialized
if your friends told you to jump offf a bridge would you do it?
if everyone was cutting their cocks off would you do it too?

>> No.49459310

>>49459269
>he actually thinks Motley Crue are as good as Lil Uzi Vert
fr? no cap?

>> No.49459330

>>49459279
#WhiteBoiSummer

>> No.49459332

>>49459245
thats great anon i bet you cant wait to have her babies

>> No.49459333
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49459333

>>49459301
Buy Bea something nice.

>> No.49459334

>>49459236
no youre just retarded, you said two different things, trying to be sarcastic over the internet.

>> No.49459335
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>>49459192
Give me a idea nigger and I'll draw it
Did I trace this?

>> No.49459338
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49459338

>>49458345
>>49459103
I FUCKING WARNED YOU!!!
DID YOU LISTEN!!!
$17.00 to $19.50 in less than 1 hour!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!
$3,000 PROFIT TODAY

>> No.49459344

>>49459335
>signing your zelda drawings
very hip my dude

>> No.49459346

>>49459335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTtnIrv-1w

>> No.49459347

What’s the most liquid LNG etf anon? BOIL spreads are fucking trash

>> No.49459351

>>49459338
That's a big move

>> No.49459362

>>49459351
For you.

>> No.49459365

>>49459335
Wow you draw Zelda pretty well

>> No.49459378
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49459378

Anglo and Irish, no jew blood. Not a drop.

>> No.49459377

>>49459338
very nice bro
we dont really buy good stocks here

>> No.49459384

>>49459365
drawfag is a pretty gud artist desu

>> No.49459386

>>49459335
you're not supposed to post on 4chan before you turn 18 bro...

>> No.49459387
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49459387

>>49459338
>>49459103
>>49458345
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

>> No.49459388
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49459388

>>49459335
draw yourself cutie

>> No.49459393
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49459393

>>49459335
Draw my wife. If you get cute and lewd her I will turn your bussy into Swiss cheese.

>> No.49459397
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49459397

>>49459378
>manlet hands

>> No.49459402

>>49459378
now I KNOW this dude doesn't lift

>> No.49459408

>>49457784
SIGAAAAAAA

>> No.49459415

>>49459378
>anglo
>irish
that's not any better than a kike, just poorer

>> No.49459420

>>49459335
can you draw a draenei with a big futa cock railing a girl blood elf?

>> No.49459423

>>49459335
Cute Zelda

>> No.49459427

>>49458633
are these "algos" in the room with us right now?

>> No.49459428

>>49459378
Nice of your dad to lend you a shirt.

>> No.49459429

>>49459378
why is your cuff so big? And why do your hands look so soft?

>> No.49459431

>>49459393
not your wife anymore. she is community property now

>> No.49459443
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49459443

>SIGA
How are the Pajeets doing today?

>> No.49459450

>>49459420
holy shit baggot kys

>> No.49459454
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49459454

Move aside handlets, I'll show you the hands of a hamchad.

>> No.49459453

>>49459387
Gg anon

>> No.49459465

>>49459443
Imagine the lactation, imagine...

>> No.49459467

>>49459429
>And why do your hands look so soft?
those are counting money hands.

>> No.49459469
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49459469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpzH0WJ52kc

SIGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49459486

>>49459450
what?

>> No.49459490

>>49459429
Those are typical cubicle cuck hands. Those hands haven't seen an honest days work in a lifetime.

>> No.49459502
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49459502

>>49458407
Solid

>> No.49459509
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49459509

you dark skinned niggers hand posting disgust me i thought this was a whites only general sirs

>> No.49459519
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49459519

>>49459224
Really? They are going to run the same play again? Fucking normies will fall for any thing.

>> No.49459528

I bet nobody remembers my Turkey sandwich

>> No.49459529
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49459529

>>49458345
HOLY SHIT.
I sold too early
sold at $18.83
ran to $20.47!! $17 to $20.47 in an hour what the fuck is this collapse in natural gas, I expected it to fall, but not this fucking much!!!
lmao. GG

>> No.49459535
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49459535

>>49459509
>>49459467
>>49459454
>>49459429
>>49459428
>>49459397
>>49459378
behold, the true aryan kings hands

>> No.49459540

>>49459509
Heil hitler fellow cracker.

>> No.49459551
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49459551

>>49459509
something doesn't seem right

>> No.49459556

>>49459535
hi diabetus anon

>> No.49459557

>old ugly hands general
yuck

>> No.49459558
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49459558

>>49459529

>> No.49459560

>>49459535
Anon you have to be under 60 to post here.

>> No.49459567

never taking advice from the fat bastards that post here ever again

>> No.49459575

spy sub 410 close

>> No.49459576

>>49459428
>>49459490
Lmao I am a electrician and general repair man. I wear gloves because I don't want to dirty my hands. I've done more hard work than you, ever worked construction in 110 degree weather? No you haven't. Keep silent.

>> No.49459580

ALRITE GET READY FOR ANOTHER DUMP. THIS MARKET WANTS LOWER

>> No.49459591
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49459591

When I say SIGA, you say NIGGA

SIGA

>> No.49459601

>>49459576
Ok fine, but will you give me a handjob?

>> No.49459602

>extremely low volume sell off

Crab market baby

>> No.49459606

>>49459575
by the end of this month, you will be saying spy will never be above 400 again

>> No.49459609
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49459609

>market status: Broken

>> No.49459612
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49459612

if numnums
market goes straight down into my bumbum

>> No.49459615

I hate soxl so much its unreal.

>> No.49459619

>>49459567
we got another one!

>> No.49459621

NEW THREAD
>>49459580

>>49459580

>>49459580

>>49459580

>> No.49459625

>>49459591
>uk is 300x gayer than argentina
interesting

>> No.49459632

>>49459580
first for FUCK NIGGERS!!

>> No.49459639

>>49459602
low volume pump yesterday. in fact, there has been low volume everyday for weeks. no ones buying, no one is selling.

>> No.49459643

>>49459601
Give me your siga shares and I'll think about it

>> No.49459645

>>49459529
I capped your trade, great fucking trade anon holy shit. How did you know??

>> No.49459653

Come on XOM!

>> No.49459656

>>49459632
Bot caught in the act. Sad.

>> No.49459657

>>49459556
hi nigger, im 6'2 220 and can bench 250 pounds, post your scrawny nigglet hands
>>49459560
i'm one of the few people here besides rocker that has posted proof of their body composition, please shut the fuck up.
>t. sf fight anon

>> No.49459666

>>49459580
pee pee poo poo

>> No.49459667

>>49459621
>>49459632
Is there a name for this brand of autism?

>> No.49459681
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49459681

>>49459656
>bots can take over human hosts and write nigger now
uh oh bros?

>> No.49459682

>>49459535
OK boomer

>> No.49459686
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49459686

>>49459666
based satan

>> No.49459691

>>49459682
>33
>boomer
right

>> No.49459692

>>49459645
I keep a natural gas chart open on my computer as close to 24/7 as possible (along with many other charts) I have been swinging natural gas long and short during this insane bull run it has had, I don't know - I just had a feeling, after watching the same patterns play out so many times, watching price action, watching volume, watching tick for tick orders.. it all just came together and the chart said it was coming down - but like I said, I had no fucking clue that it would fall that much - that was nuts

>> No.49459698
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49459698

Jannies are gay
Oil is King
HUSA is King
Buy HUSA

>> No.49459713

>>49459691
>33
how are the grandchildren doin?

>> No.49459715

When do I capitulate?

>> No.49459718

>>49459692
you're a newtype

>> No.49459719
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49459719

hey guys drawfag here

>> No.49459720

>>49457784
NRW BREAD
NO LINKS
ITS BOBOTOWN

>>49459705

>>49459705

>> No.49459726

>>49459713
I think you're doing just fine anon

>> No.49459732

>>49458626
I did buy puts, and you should scrape that bullshit off

>> No.49459745

>>49459657
>t. sf fight anon
my bad, you aight

>> No.49459747

>>49459692
Keep it up dude, I’m actually ecstatic for you that is a sick fucking trade holy shit, best trade I’ve seen here in a month. You’re gonna make bank like that

>> No.49459755
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49459755

>>49459686
Based poo poo pee pee poster.

>> No.49459756
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49459756

>>49459705

NEW THREAD
NO LINKS
BOBO IS IN CONTROL

>> No.49459758

>>49459726
thanks
put me back in your will faggot

>> No.49459793
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49459793

I sold my SPY puts too early FUCKKKKKKKKK

>> No.49459797

>>49459747
>>49459718
thanks guys
we're all going to make it

>> No.49459806

hope you bought calls
spy reversing

>> No.49459907

>>49459509
i dunno bout this

>> No.49459961

>>49459758
only if you stop taking dicks in the ass, you embaressment

>> No.49460638
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49460638

Is it beta to buy bonds?

>> No.49460998

Why is China pumping so hard?