/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49456292
Look, all I do was give her The Goat with my cock and balls. What is the big fucking deal?

>>49456292
Again?

>>49456292
I don't work here I just came in because I want someone to talk to

>>49456292
good, ive been here for 3 weeks already, pay raise would be nice

>>49456292
I literally stopped talking to all the women in my office because one of them got a guy fired last year for absolutely nothing.
Something about him mentioning a TV show that she thought was inappropriate in another scene/episode and that was enough to get him canned.
Fuck women in general. They're demons.

All the women at work want to fuck me.

>>49456362
There’s literally no point talking to a woman unless you’re trying to fuck her anyway.

>>49456292
>talking to woman or gay man at work
>cannot take anything they say seriously because they take dicks in their mouth and ass
>disregard their opinions and any threats they ever make, because automatically see them as submissive weaklings
>see woman or gay on tv or in movie
>they are acting tough or "badass"
>remember that later on they will be getting penetrated by someone in their mouth or ass willingly
>cannot take scene seriously

>>49456292
>Oh it must be because she's upset that I dumped her when we were eating at Captain D's last night. She's really a vengeful person. I suppose it wasn't smart of me to date my coworker eh?
Crisis averted

Bros, I like women
Am I NGMI?

>>49456292
Not my fault her tits are so fucking huge

>>49456408
>t.

imagine she surprises you by pulling out her dick hahah

>>49456292
I had to walk all the way here you jackass. Don't you see I'm in crutches? I'm filing a complaint against you for ableism and filing a suit against this company for ADA violations.

>>49456292
I wasn't sniffing her seat, I just dropped something I swear

Can you imagine being straight? You can be nice to her and get accused of sexual assault. If you mention she looks tired, you are sexist. If you break up with a woman expect the next 10 years of your life to be ruined as she takes vengeance and turns everyone against you. If she pops out a baby that is someone else's, she can put you on the birth certificate and sue you for 18 years of child support as you get ruled dad by default. If she shoots you with a gun and you brush up against her elbow while defending yourself, you get charged with rape and assault while she gets white knights defending her online.

Just turn gay, bros. It's that simple.

>>49456408
At least you're equal opportunity. Most homophobes say "ew you're so disgusting how can you be attracted to cock, I'm going to go home and ask my wife to suck my cock, she's so beautiful!"

>>49456292
huh?

>>49456292
>turn 360 degrees
>walk out

you're basically fired so there is no point in talking to HR roasties

>>49457319
Or just be attractive

>>49457492
That will only save you from my first two points. If you are attractive, prepare to become a target. Even if you explain to a woman you are happily married with 3 kids, she will fake some pictures of you groping a random woman's tits, and send those pictures to your wife.

>>49456292
>>49456362
Remember lads, never engage with woman in a one on one setting in the office. You lose nothing and they are the ones bitching about it

>>49456292
>>49456362
Remember lads, never engage with work woman in a one on one setting. You lose nothing by not acknowledging their existence and they are the ones bitching about it

>>49457153
That’s one of your white knights bitch

>>49457492
>if you notice females are animals it must means you don’t get sex because then you wouldn’t have time to think
this poster is a cunt

>>49457457
Modern HR and how they deal with female complaints is or at least can be the most cancerous, toxic and insane phenomenons in existence. I'm surprised there aren't shootings at more companies similar to school shootings by incels over getting fired and shit for ridiculous stuff like this.

>>49456292
A funner slant is there are multiple people there and it begins with: "Anon do you have any idea why you are here today? Has there been anything on your mind recently?"

as if you had done something horrific and felt exceedingly guilty about it and knew now you were being caught red-handed and had to face the humiliation of it when you had no fucking clue that this ridiculously tiny little thing you said or did caused "offence".

>>49456292

>>49456292
>Yeah no problem, I hope we can find a final solution to the female problem

>>49456292

Hey doll, I don't remember asking for your opinion. How about you make like a graveyard and let me bury my bone in you?