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49453091 No.49453091 [Reply] [Original]

Listen, anon…aren’t you tired of seeing the endless shit stain of dog coins getting pumped out as often as Kim Khardashians ass? The toilet bowl of the crypto space has been filled to the brim with a hot steamy pile of dog shit. Anyone can make a dog coin in minutes and claim it as the next “Shib Killer”. And you buy in cuz you don’t wanna miss another safemoon cumrocket moneyshot…

And what happens anon?? Your tiny turd sized investment slips out of your dainty Cheeto stained hands and into the pockets of the circlejerk network of scammers time and time again.

>butt anon, I only buy shitcoins and memecoins
>I want 1000x gains on my $10 investment
>is this an ad?
>I spent all my money buying doge at the ath instead of paying my ex child support

…Even though you’ve made some poor, stupid decisions, I do not blame you anon…you’re chasing that lambo just like we all are. Butt you are smarter than that; smarter than the average crypto investor.

That’s why you are here.

Take a big whiff anon. You smell that? It’s fate, leaving a burning bag of shit at your door.

Anon, you and I both KNOW those degenerate, disgusting fucking gains, gains you don’t bring home to mommy because they’re so filthy…come from shitcoins and memecoins.

Which is why I want to share with you my knowledge of a diamond in the rough the size of 100 courics. This shit is so potent it’ll put hair on your chest.

This coin has risen from the cryptonian pile of dog shit, like the god damn cleft boy chin wonder, chocolate starfish first, fucking gasping for air.

And that shit covered phoenix is ButtCoin. The Algorand Standard ASSets ButtCoin: AKA your savior from the ankle biting chihuahuas. All the dog coins are lining to sniff ButtCoins thicc ass.

So I need you, anon, to go balls deep inside ButtCoin. So deep that you can FEEL the green candles every time a load is bought…

…That’s it. I’m finished…now what are you going to do, anon?

>> No.49453134

>>49453091

>> No.49453143

>>49453091
You should kys bot

>> No.49453484 [DELETED] 

I am mildly aroused

>> No.49453657 [DELETED] 

I wasn’t horny till I read this

>> No.49454065

>Algorand anything
Algorand is dead

>> No.49454125
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>>49453091
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>> No.49454322

>Algorand is dead

You are mistaken sir. Algorand is superior in speed and fees to other blockchains. Get your head out of your own ass and shove it into some ButtCoin.

>> No.49454391

>>49453091
Dog coins will moon again thanks to normies.

>> No.49454750

What the fuck did I just read? I’m in!

>> No.49454756

Dogs howl and the moon.
Buttcoin IS the moon.

>> No.49454821

Is this the same Buttcoin that became legendary on reddit and is now at buttcoin.cc?
I've been meaning to buy it but didn't know how and didn't dare buy the wrong one,

>> No.49456678

>is this the same Buttcoin that became legendary

It sure is

>> No.49456933

>>49453091
Okay.,. This! is epic.... I'm. Gonna, Ape!!

>> No.49458491
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Asset ID 753137719

>> No.49458666

> threw in couple dollars about a week ago.
> couple dollars turn into about 30
> tell parents I’m making money with butts
> parents send me to church camp because I have demons
> I just wanted a fucking Pepsi

>> No.49459322

imagine buying dogcoins and shitcoins after seeing how the hbar foundation allocating over half a fucking billion during a single month all aiming towards fueling the growth of hedera

>> No.49460820

>>49453091
actually there's a coin out there that devours dog coins