/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

CDC updated their website a few hours ago and listed SIGA's product as a treatment.

>>49447142
Are guns or gun stocks the better investment?

>>49447191
Guns are one of the few products that go up in value even after use.

>>49447181
It says it's not approved for monkey pppp

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49447191
Guns, particularly finely crafted ones or those that the government wants to regulate production on

HI BESTIES

>>49447142
>>49447206
Kek I approve of these pics. May your portfolio be blood green forever.

>futes

HEY GUYS!
I'm on my TD Ameritrade account and I noticed the the two Russian Gas stock I bought before everything got shut down, LUKOY & SGTZY, are listed again and can be bought and sold. Should I expect them to shoot back up to their prices pre-war anytime soon?

>>49447181
Fud sisters its over

Is John OP?

>>49447221
HI FREN

>>49447246
Why are you yelling at me?

>>49447234
Who would have thought..

You are now manually aware that ARKX exists.
You are now manually aware of your own breathing.

>>49447214
They will use you as a test subject and approve it. Didn't stop all of you from getting vaxxed.

I didn't buy siga. I just bought John's pump and dump sidu...

>>49447269

>>49447261
Because this is potentially huge. If I'm reading this right, LUKOY is currently trading under $7 a share.
It was at nearly $100 before the war started.

>>49447234
snibby has control. we're rangebound still.

>>49447191
Guns hold resale value exceptionally well but if you're going that route you're best off just getting the fun shit that is wildly expensive and requires a tax stamp and depending on location notification of local law enforcement and yearly checks on the premises with at least one being unannounced beforehand. If you're gonna go that route I'd recommend being completely sober besides the occasional beer lest you end up like Kyle and get heemed into fed prison for some weed - although he had a Class III FFL so it was a bit more strict even then for him. That said you could reasonably expect to better than double your investment. If you're a teetotaler and can put up with some bullshit it might just be the investment class for you. Gun stocks can work over a long enough timeframe but trying to play short-term pumps on them is hard since everyone and their mother inside trades on the hill and you won't know exactly when they all dump when it stops being an issue that is being addressed - Dems are the greatest gun salesmen of all time.

With the coming recession and the inevitable string of bankruptcies and foreclosures, I'd like to invest in hobo fighting rings (or at the very least, unregulated combat sport which by default lures the poorest and most economically vulnerable of society).
What can I invest in with this in mind?

It's pronounced uh-non not ay-non.

>>49447311
it'll likely go up, but nothing ever 'just goes right back to the same level as before x'

>>49447326
XFCI

>>49447328
Wrong chud. Who the fuck would pronounce it that way when it just feels better to say it ay-non

>>49447328
I pronounce it AYE-non and there is nothing you can do about it

>>49447269
https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings it's a space ETF with no Rocketlab, Astra, Momentus, nothing. Yet fucking Blade makes the cut.

>>49447307
> which would be impossible for a human doctor looking to keep his job

>>49447191
I've been gouging boomers for years selling some of grandfather's old guns.
>wait for THE "GUN GRABBERS ARE GOING TO GRAB YOUR GUNS" panic from Fox
>list on craigslist with 70% markup
>meet in public area, use old music cases to transfer it
Same thing with ammo really. I don't do it often but gun nuts are ripe for gouging. It is certainly what the gun manufacturers have been doing for decades now.

>>49447326
>>49447338
BOTY, for the ladies.

>>49447355
AYE-non? More like GAY-NON
lmao gottem

>>49447367
kek sure thing kiddo

>>49447311
I just tried to buy on TD, no luck.

>>49447361
I need to check if Cathie is still cramming PRNT shares into everything.
>ETF with your own ETFs in it

What the fuck happened to futures?!

>>49447353
>>49447355

>>49447367
>selling grandpas guns
It had better fucking not be some dope shit like something they fought with in the military or else you're gonna get ghost-bayoneted by gramps one day. If it's just a bunch of random shit of varying quality w/e

>>49447367
You’re glowing

>>49447400
Whore

>>49447400
You just know

>>49447233
you escaped from prison john-chan?

>>49447311
You don't own shares in the russian gas companies. You own pieces of paper in a cayman islands safe. The US, Russia, or EU could make those worthless in an instant.
It is worth a gamble if you are degenerate enough but don't be like the BABA retards for the past 2 years.
>>49447390
I'll find some old emails.
Better than MTG cards, that is for sure.

>>49447142
How the fuck do you even start a business without being highly specialized in some field like mechanics, physics or whatever? Is there anything I can do on my own with my economics degree without it being a shop or something?

>>49447424
Indeed I did

>>49447436
Are you Jewish?

>>49447233
You are not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

>>49447436
professional stock trader and shitposter. Going on 5 years now and haven't been asked for license or permit for either one

>>49447233
>avatarfagging yet again
See you in 3 days

>>49447447
no

>>49447436
Sell drugs or bussy

>>49447436
subvert expectations

>>49447436
Consultant

>>49447436
Anon, what do you think the wagies are for.... hire someone on fiverr and sell his product for a 100% markup to boomers

>>49447462
Posting pictures of my wife isn't "avatarfagging"
>>49447454
I will be here for you until the day I die

>>49447520
I can smell the axe deodorant coming from my laptops speaker system

So /smg/bros, how's it going?
Do you guys think we're going up, down, or crabbing through the summer?

I'm back up from may lows but can't get myself to believe in this rally. Some say we're gonna get a summer rally, but I think we're just gonna crab.
Plan to wait out my sold puts and maybe sell a bit more. Not really feeling like buying stocks themselves atm.

>>49447520
Why did you dance around with that back scratcher like a fairy?

What is the point of Target and Walmart putting a ton of shit on clearance today?

>>49447436
>Identify need
>Cultivate capital and skills to fill that need
>Charge appropriately and don't forget marketing
>Begin descent into esoteric knowledge overload induced madness to remain successful
It is literally that simple. I owned my own computer repair business for a while before I realized if I had to deal with one more boomer bitching about paying 200$ for a clean install of windows with drivers and programs and all their data moved over was going to give me an aneurysm. Sold the business and got into trading stocks manually and crypto with bots.

>>49447549
Shit, really? I need a new sauce pan

>>49447549
have you looked at either charts post-earnings?

Bros I hate it when Cramer says to do the thing I want to do.

>>49447544
It’s still bad

>>49447487
>watching American anime

>>49447361
Bro. Cathie knows space is fake and gay. When will the average person start to realize that?

>>49447548
Because he is a fairy. Simple as. Dude jerks off to tranny bulges. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>>49447400
What did she mean by this?

>>49447575
>not understanding ironic posting

>>49447531
I haven't worn axe since I was a teenager. I buy expensive cologne now

>>49447587
Dammit... my only friend in the world is a fairy?
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

>>49447544
We're going down, bro. Don't fall for the relief rally. Most traders are inexperienced and the online chatter you read is informed by that inexperience. Bear markets always have huge rallies just to turn right over and find a new lower low just to rally again. The purpose of these fierce rallies and lower lows is to demoralize you and cause you to sell the bottom in despair. Pro tip: sell the rally, buy the lower low. When we do finally bottom for real (October at the absolute earliest) and you end up selling what you think is a rally only to see it finally keep going up for real, just get back in on the first higher low pullback. Don't worry about losing a little of your gains at that point cuz you'll have made a whole lot more in the meantime not being long the whole time the bear market rolls on

>>49447436
>economics degree
you didn't join a guild and apprentice into an in-demand skillset?
did you let the capitalists exploit your labor?

>>49447436
Step 1: Inherit millions.
Step 2. Network.
Step 3: Go to school and learn a lot about business.

>>49447612
He is a mean fairy. I texted him and all he did was talk shit. I just wanted to say hi. You don't need friends like that anon

>>49447604
>picrel
>>49447612
well, when two fairies love each other...

>>49447587
>not masturbating to weaker effeminate men whilst thinking of dominating them physically
There's gay and then there's prison/roman gay. The former is gay, the latter is patrician, learn the difference.

Alright, be honest. Which one of you was this, and what options did you buy?

we're all going to be dead by 2026. journalists are already preparing us for blackouts. the elites have turned off oil to save teh planet. they will survive but we will die.

>>49447636
I'm sorry anon I was manic and 15 beers deep when you texted me. I promise to be nice if you text me again.

>>49447642
>not masturbating to weaker effeminate men

You guys know oil is gonna tank like 50% by eoy right?
Right?
They will call it the oil boom and secure dem victories. The longer they can raise gas price and inflate the more they can pump later.
Thats why cramer says to only be bullish on oil and not buying anything else kek
We are gonna see the final wealth transfer after this oil peak, and if you don't make it their will never be opportunities again. After that all the 2030 agenda shit will starting kicking in.
Got a few more years left to make it anons, trade wisely

>>49447672
It might tank 50% from an ATH of $200 a barrel, lol

>>49447672
>believing in this
>also believing that the same elites would allow you to make it by acquiring tons of fiat or crypto(lul) currencies
I mean come on anon wtf, its a big club and you aint in it.

>>49447553
>crypto with bots
Any tips? Are you trend following, buying the dip, arbitrage, statistical arbitrage, something else? I find crypto too unpredictable to get a good automated system going but maybe I'm missing something

>>49447672
cramer is telling people to get into oil before it finally dumps. and people said oil will pump but then when it dumps, the real crash happens. that means the real crash is around the corner.

>>49447672
>You guys know oil is gonna tank like 50% by eoy right?
Cathie you're drunk

Kek baggies

>>49447436
>yeah I just started my physics small business
???

>>49447700
Checked. Crypto gave me my second biggest ROI. Around 1600%. Too bad I didn’t throw real money at at. 8k in a few days is ok with me though.

>>49447721
god the delusion is insane

>>49447656
I forgive u. I had to re-evaluate our friendship rocker after that night. But, it takes a bigger man to say sorry. As for what gets your dick hard, that's your own business. Just make sure he doesn't have herpes or lesions

>>49447721
pray for that baby

>>49447721
Jeez. Poor plebs. I feel bad for these people sometimes, but it stops when they make outlandish claims about how they’re going to be millionaires and get all cocky instead of retaining their humility.

>>49447744
Someone should probably call child services

>>49447744
>Single mom
I would love to see the color of that baby

The only way oil goes back to where it was is if everyone in the world realises green energy is a total failure and we pump tonnes of capital into producing more oil

>>49447390
>>49447429
Here we go. Taurus G2C. Probably my best gouge of them all. Gun Boomers are just pigs to be slaughtered. Although the real game is in bullets. Just buy boxes and sit on those for 10 years. No state gives a shit if they find bullets in your house as long as there are no firearms.
>>49447404
No. He had a few service pistols from the Korean War and a few hunting rifles that he regularly used when he was younger. Those aren't being sold. Just when he started getting dementia he started buying a lot of them. That trash is what I gouge Gun Boomers with.
>>49447672
Every single decision being made in the US and EU is not helping the oil and gas crunch.

>>49447662
When I see men smaller than me I want to fuck them until they love me, turns out when your test is too high you circle back around from straight to gay to so gay it's back to being straight again (even if it really isn't and is hella gay idc and enjoy mogging people that bitch about it because it bothers them). A harem of femboys isn't the worst thing in the world.

>>49447744
I will do the needful, anon.

>>49447737
I would never hurt you bb. Don't give up on me.

>>49447744
>Reddit
>Single mother
We both know they wont make it

>>49447775
we're not pumping oil stateside because it will double American world dominance when every other country runs out of oil and we dont. Duh

rocker looks like rich evans if he were fatter, uglier, and a closeted homosexual

>>49447780
I want to fuck high test men and dominate them sexually. Emotionally just take care of them and then me.

>>49447777
Extremely based and checked quads
>>49447700
Go full bitch-mode, set it to sell 90% at the slightest hint of gains and re-buy at the slightest hint of drops with all available funds. That way you don't get totally left out of insane poomps but are mostly protected from doomps. I also have it set to ignore all gains over initial at all times so no matter what I keep the profits and only risk what I can afford to light on fire at any given time without giving a single fuck. When the tradable balance runs out check why it did, modify parameters if necessary, then top back up. Only happened to me a few times thus far. Frankly even a monkey could flip a bitcoin once or twice a day and pull down several hundred dollars, I weep for the near future when it gets absolutely shitdicked.

if you are reading this post, you have lost thug aim. <3

>>49447834
We need a real nationalistic leader or we’re heemed. Not a fake one, like Trump. They did an amazing job creating that out of him for half the country though. They really believed.

So SIGA chads, are we going to 20 tomorrow? I hope 98k anon didn't sell. That CDC post is huge.

>>49447870
$20+ starts next month.

>>49447773
>picrel
>>49447775
what do you mean 'where it was'? its pretty much 'where it was' years ago. do you mean 'where it was' as in sub 80$ oil? cause that aint gonna happen, captain.
>>49447777
>buying a taurus semi period
kek fucking boomers. real question is why your dad had one in the first place though, was he a brazilian tranny or just a closet homo?
>>49447870
is 98k anon in options? I've got roughly 40k in stock

>>49447870
Don’t steal oilbros meme. We’re early on SIGA. It’s going to take time though. Not sure if 106kbro (he dropped his last 8k in) is going to make it, but I don’t think he’ll lose it all.

>>49447870
Imagine selling at a loss only to be left behind. A fate worse than death.

>>49447846
Dyke bitches with straps throw better dick than any man tbqh, plus you get to fuck them after and don't run the risk of making SIGA calls anon richer.

>>49447906
This is why you buy shares on early speculation, not options.

>>49447867
the globohomos need american military might to enslave the world, we're not pumping oil. we also dont need to pump that oil to waste on entitled boomers right now. Ride a fucking bike you fat piece of shit

>>49447906
nah it's harder to panic sell when you're red because of sunken cost

panic selling happens when you're GREEN and have gains to lose

>>49447721
>>49447744
Someone explain to me why the fuck these retards are willing to die for a video game store

>>49447913
Repent. I’m honestly rooting for 98k though. I hope he makes it and learns his lesson from all the stress he put himself through.

>>49447943
they do it for the updoots
nazi scum on the wrong side of history like you wouldn't understand

>>49447947
even if siga goes to 30, he would still need to find the liquidity to get out. lol, lmao even

>>49447854
Interesting. Sounds like scalping with practically the whole stack. I was doing something like that for a while but I'd only buy extreme insta-dumps then sell the bounce. Worked for a while, especially in 2018 but dried up after that. I'll pore over the BTCUSD chart for scalp opportunities and see if I can piece something together. Need to read over the ccxt manual again too. Thanks anon

>>49447672
heres the thang...

demand destruction is much higher than people think
tons of people work from home now
engines are more efficient
people drive EVs
the percentage of household money going to gas was 6% in the 1970s, today its around 2.5-3%
refiner margins are high and oil can go higher and gas can stay around the same price

we can go to 200

>>49447918
I don’t ride bikes. I’m not a homosexual. I’m not fat either, nigger. Why are you insulting me?

>>49447963
>liquidity

>>49447943
Schizo occams razor - if you're wrong you end up in a hell of your own making, if you're right you bring a tiny slice of heaven to earth. Plus they're right and I bought shares because they are. The really annoying ones that post shit like that are either insanely poor and that's the one shred of hope they have left in the world, or they're wagies desperate for NEETdom that have put their lives on hold like morons waiting for when it happens. Everyone else just keeps moving forward and doing other shit than staring at a ticker and whining about not being millionaires yet.

>>49447968
> Why are you insulting me?
umm because fuck you thats why?
this is the only place i get to be a dick
everyone irl are thin skinned pussies

>>49447992
>holding 90k worth of bags that expire next week

>>49447968
>Why are you insulting me?
oh sweet summer fren

>>49448011
His strike was too high

>>49447966
Damn you’re right. I just did the math and I spend around 1.8% on fuel. If I was a tad bit more of a loser it’d be 2.5-3%. Good research, anon.

>>49447947
I don't actually do any of that shit I just wack off to it. Except the pegging, it's dope. I also hope he makes it so he doesn't fall out from high blood pressure.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>49448043

>>49447999
Holy trips. Fucking nice bro. You should try being mean where it’s not allowed. It’s way more enjoyable and you’ll get a rush.
>t. Mean where it’s not allowed.

>>49448043
very very nice anon, not embarrassing at all

i want to open a new investing account

how retarded would it be to make a twitter account as a trading journal at the same time and try to create a following (and maybe a stream/youtube if i get lucky enough) so i can stop wageslaving even if i dont make gains
like if i get an artistic friend to make a vtuber model and get a voice changer, maybe that will help too after seeing all the vtuber avatarfagging here

>>49448063
Hahaha

>>49448075
>haha how retarded would it be if I tried to do what practically everyone is doing but with no experience haha why would I fail

>>49448108
Maybe anon is exceptionally good looking and intelligent…

Damn, baker. Thanks for baking but fuck, you had one job.

>>49448126
Anon is Charlie made it with a lisp Ziptrader.

>>49448145
>>49448145
>>49448145

>>49448031
Seriously, imagine if it was $12.

>>49448061
yea bro that sound great when everyone i ever try to do business with thinks i'm a major fucking asshole that they won't even pick up the phone for that'll be real fun!
>t. business owner

>>49447854
>>49447902
>kek fucking boomers. real question is why your dad had one in the first place though, was he a brazilian tranny or just a closet homo?
Grandpa. He had dementia the last 5 years of his life. Just kept buying them.
My uncle guided me towards this. He worked in a fab shop for years and always believed that Boomers will ALWAYS overpay for:
1. Guns/Ammo
2. Golf Clubs
3. Fishing Rods
4. Anything "ship" themed: paintings, towels, furniture, etc.

Lol

>>49448159
I’m laughing thinking about possible scenarios.

>>49447214
it literally says the CDC is doing a protocol to see its effectiveness on monkey p*x.
reading comprehension anon

>>49448253
That means there is a possibility it's not safe or effective...

>>49447400
YJK is a meme-
>>49447870
yeah them openly saying they're testing it now is way more than jabb fags got KEK

>>49448268

>>49448126
no but im looking at random streamers and even this woman (?) gets 40 viewers

i mean i made my teacher and class cry from laughter back in highschool maybe if i stop being depressed i can be entertaining enough to get a small following

>>49448267
that's part of the risk, but in the last 2 years drugs don't even need to be safe nor effective to sell lel

>>49448280
anon you know that 39 of those viewers are 50 year old guys actively fapping and the last one is you?

>>49448282
Therefore isn't Bavarian Nordic a good hedge? Jynneos is actually approved for Monkey Pepe

>>49448301
I think the rising tide will raise all the boats here, just my horse is siga because pfizer wef gates all to seem to have their grubby hands on it already

>>49448295
no i dont want 30 coomers, i want 30 viewers who have a brain

i used to love going on roaringkitty's M/W/F livestreams when there were only 20-30 viewers, especially since there were literal whales and a hedge fund manager frequenting his stream
maybe rather than creating a community from scratch i just want to find a similar community like that again led by someone with a charismatic voice

/smg/ you are my lifeblood. You give me a reason to wake up every morning. I don't think I'm gonna live a long life, but I promise as long as I'm alive I will make sure to entertain you and give you the best stock picks the market has to offer.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnFA3VIGio&feature=share

>>49448345
Unfathomably based

>>49448331
I think it's better to hedge your bet because Pfizer stocks was a nothingburger while Novavax and moderna went to the moon.

>>49448335
we already have johnny rocker go somewhere else

>>49447614
>October at the absolute earliest
Why

>>49448345
Ok, so what's a good stock?

>>49448345
Thanks you careless fairy

>air travel completely booked
>roads jammed
>everything sold out
how exactly is this a recession?

>>49448360
agreed

>>49448253
>the CDC is doing

>>49448396
>not actively shitting on retarded doomers

Are they gonna keep pumping?

>>49448407
what?

He's baaack

>>49448364
Quantitative tightening has barely begun, inflation is still raging, interest rates are still going up, supply chains are still fucked, Europe is still being cucked by Putin, and Bidet doesn't give a single solitary shit about the market so expect no relief in any form from the executive branch. This bear market will play out to the end and bottom naturally. Historic bear markets average around 10-11 months from peak to trough and October is in that time frame. Expect new highs for unleveraged indexes like SPY and QQQ probably mid to late 2023. Leveraged stuff like TQQQ and SOXL will see new highs mid to late 2024. Cap this

>>49448427

>>49448405
what's wrong with the sentence anon

>>49448372
SIDU
SIGA
SOXL
WEAT
XOM
GME (lol just kidding)
SLV
PDBC
KHC
JXN

>>49448427
>summer rally
/dwyer/bros where we at

>>49448430
Apparently the Fed is still buying MBS but it's off balance sheet. That was why Mortgage Rates dropped for a few weeks back in May.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aOirkk9hFw

>>49448470
He said he's been on the sidelines the whole year tell 1 month ago he dipped his toe in kek

Recession

>>49448427
The only bullish indicator bull. Pack it up, Bobo, MüMü is back in town…

>>49448396
Airlines slashed the number of routes they had and are having trouble finding new pilots, many of whom retired during 2020/2021.
Car travel is the alternative to rising airline ticket prices.

could the bottom be in?

>>49448459
Scco copper bro. But who cares when your riding the sweet sidu gains to the moon sirs

>pee pee
>poo poo
>pee pee poo poo

>>49448523
no cap tony says were overdue for a bounce but is still kind of bearish medium to long term...dont get heemed bullbros...

BYD bros can't stop winning

>>49448503
>after mid july
june is ours

>>49448531
>cap tony

>>49448504
okay but in a recession you don't need more pilots, no? less pilots should be a good thing

>>49447355
I have always pronounced it “an-on”

Way tf is wrong with you retards? I can’t believe I get my stock advice from here

>>49447328
correct. it's like some of these fuckers have never done shakespeare.

>>49448572
ANNE-NAWN WHITE BOI

An-on

is amazon a good but after the share split?
also shold i dip in on googles share split next month?

fuuuuuck my Commonwealth Bank shares are shitting the bed
fucking RBA

RSX has stopped trading. Would it be illegal to sell them in a private sale? Like if I asked people in smg, would that be illegal?

I'm feeling inspired I have to make a video.

>>49448663
you vill provide the exit liquidity

excuse me, im going to practice posting for tomorrow
*ahem*
WTF NOOOOOO WHY ARE WE PUMPING IT SHOULDNT BE PUMPING WE"RE IN A BEAR MARKET WHY IS THIS HAPPENING BLATANT MANIPULATION IM LOSING EVERYTHING FUTURES WERE RED THERES NO REASON TO PUMP WHO IS BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49448697
>complains about goblina posting
>posts goblinas
not surprising

>>49448693
what happened

>>49448774

>>49447913
>still taking a shaft up your ass
>fucking a dyke
You must be one of those soi ledditors with faggy glasses and a thicc soi beard and a pudgy body.

>>49448774
i should be asleep but i ate too much butter and it gave me heart burn :(. or at least i think that's why I woke up an hour after sleeping with a butter taste in my mouth feeling like shit

>>49447544
I think we crab until fall, then we drop. Unless the FED can pull magic out if it's ass that is.

slc punk
or
american history x

which one smg? which do i watch tonight

>>49448925
this but the opposite

>>49448839
cunts dropped a Stone Cold Stunner .50 rate hike on the Aussie market

>pelosi bought 2MM calls on AAPL and MSFT
LMAO

>>49449106
Bottom is in>>49449058

>>49449106
>they don't know that's how she's taking profits on GME as it's confirmed partnered with microsoft and schizophrenically shouting at and getting shouted back at by apple about being partnered
LIGMA isn't a meme, and this is insanely bullish news

pop quiz /smg/!
bullish or bearish on a one month time frame? there IS a correct answer!

BiliGODs.... we're in control now

>>49449106
Proofs you cocksucker.

>NVDA strike price of $400

>go short
>immediate 5 minute pump
How do I time these so fucking well?

Look At The SAVA. Look At The Options Chain. Look At The August Expiry. Look At The 17.5p Puts. Look At The Open Interest.


Lol.

reddit hasn't fomo'd into uranium yet, I can't wait for them to buy UUUU at 80 and drive it up to 300 or something for me to sell, its going to be the gamestop of energy

>>49449577
Sava is a weird one. I saw lots of shilling on reddit, some dude posting DD claiming to represent millions if dollars worth of shareholders.

Anyone look at redbox? Looks like it could be a decent short squeeze play .

>>49449376
just invert yourself next time

The dump today will be biblical some insider just opened a massive spy put

The only thing I regret is not having bought more oil. Is DRV really the next big brain schizo play?

Test

>>49449706
Source now or be a bitch nigger faggot forever.

>>49449215
Bearish

>>49449736

>>49447142
Is that Rich Evans?

>>49449747
I was also thinking about buying ITM puts on NDX. -.66 delta seems decent

Official /smg/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TupT7UeYi4

>>49449772
I love this nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>49449809
He can't keep getting away with it

>>49449267
I had calls for kweb that expired may 20th. I am going to go to china ans slam zipperpussy as reparations

>>49449743
why do you think so?
its losing momentum but momentum is still up. it held support on the daily and the hourly
frankly could go either way in my opinion. i lied, theres no right answer

>>49447943
I look forward to the future FUCKING GAMESTOP threads but instead of spilled spaghetti it's stories of how some poor future anon's parents had the sell them into sex slavery because of their poor financial choices

how is us stock market still so strong?

>>49447642

You're fantasizing about a man's ass. That's fucking gay.

>>49450011
Some men have fat asses. Surely one can be forgiven a tiny bit of lust

>>49450011
You're (checked) and falling for bait at 3am on a weekday. Who's gayer?

Will this change anything in the Uranium market?

>>49449997
where were you when the game stopped?

>>49450074
>anon says "not gay to lust over man ass" in breaking news

My fucking face when I lose money to a completely retarded non-sensical market movements denying all technicals for 5th fucking time in a row.

>>49450257
>technicals
haha

>>49450257
new techs just dropped:
CRAB

>>49450103
for the people selling it or the stocks? the stocks are just pure speculation now

>>49450286
>now

SOXL!!!!!

>>49450336
point taken

>>49450257
>technicals

See there's your problem

>>49450103
well UUUU went up 13% yesterday after treading water for a few days, we'll see what today brings

>>49450257
>technicals
Maybe you should stop being a dumb gorilla

>>49447672
okay im selling all my oil and gas

Whens the crash coming bros..i sold everything..

Is china investable again?

>>49450684
the general thinking is that emerging markets / markets that have more risk will be the first to bottom, when the market does actually bottom
that China / overseas markets will be the first to find the bottom
Tom Sosnoff for the past two weeks or so has been saying on his streams that he thinks that it is now safe to buy China, that he thinks this bottom was found
However.. for literally a year he was saying that, and China just kept falling, and falling, and he continued to bleed out; however, perhaps this does put him in a better position to know about China, as when you've been in a position for a year bleeding, you are paying much better close attention to the stocks, the news cycle, market cycle, etc
so... maybe? some think to think so
however, if the market continues to fall with Federal Reserve action in June ending QT and more action in September / jitters around midterms, maybe we're not out of the woods yet

>>49450257
>unironically believing in astrology

>>49447436

Most good businesses are started by people who realise they can fill some kind of need.
Setting out to be an "entrepenour" is a giant meme.

>>49450257
>t. seething bobo that looks like pic related

Why are these numbers different? Do they imply that trading on Nextmarkets is somehow easier for a retail trader?

>>49450257

If "technicals" allowed people to predict the future then nobody with an IQ over 80 would have a real job. Everyone would be a professional trader.

>>49450849

Females invest better than men, old people invest better than young people, middle aged men are the worst investors in existence. If certain apps are more popular with certain demographics it could explain the difference in return.

>SIGA $12.50 premarket

>>49450864
>middle aged men are the worst investors in existence
Anon you don't need to do a double whammy like this on me.

>>49449663
Yes, should of bought some yesterday. It’s now at resistance and could either fly or dump back down

It had support this week in the lower 6’s, that’s when I’d consider buying back in or yolo that it goes back to 15

>>49450895

I'm talking about averages my man. If you find out what biases that typical retail investors fall victim to you can avoid them and do much better!

>>49450864
>middle aged men are the worst investors in existence
Feels good

>>49450684
Nobody knows.

You all know the bullish case that China is going to grow forever and so on.

For the bearish case you have to understand that you are investing in a communist country with a rising cult of personality and capital controls. If something goes wrong you cannot get your money out in USD and you become a long term investor. And a lot of things can go wrong from the political side of things. Doesn't mean that they will but you need to think about it and be aware.

My base case for China was that at around 2030 it will become like Japan 1990. Now with Covid and Ukraine I think that moment might come many years sooner.

>>49450714
>Tom Sosnoff
I have an account with tw and I am ashamed of that guy

>>49450971
what are you ashamed of?
his track record over the past 6 months or so? haha
I like Tom
Tony too

How retarded am I for holding UVIX right now. I'm pair trading it with SVXI and SVXY but still. It feels really weird to hold the product itself and not an option or VIX futures

>>49450984
His hat and his pretentious onions attitude

>>49447142
>SIGA

>>49450994
I used to hate the beret too, but I think it's just an identifier gimmick - you can recognize him by the hat
He is pretentious, but I think he's earned it, compared to any other person in finance I can't think of anyone who has done more for the 'common man' than Sosnoff, other than Bogle of course
I think it is fair to have a bit of ego if you went from trading the pits to building thinkorswim and trading successfully for over 40 years
not many have a good track record that goes back 4 decades
I also respect the pay it forward attitude he has, that he has made his fortune, so now has spent almost 10 years trying to educate and help retail investors learn those skills all for free
overall more based than soi

>>49447328
eh-non

It truly is a crab market.

I've never bought a company at the initial listing but I'm interested in buying Anycolor (vtubers) that's getting listed today. How do I go about anticipating the price? Just assume it's not going to stray too far from the pre-market bid price? Just send it on a market order and hope it doesn't go too crazy? What's the normal strategy for this?
https://twitter.com/JPX_official/status/1534320550696431618

Siga up .50 cents.. smg is always wrong

seems inevitable that natural gas is going to cross $10 this cycle

And stay down this time

>>49451200
I hold a short at 8 bucks. Guess i baghold for a year

>>49450257
You need to read the tea leaves at the right time

>>49451144
The cynical view is that IPOs are investment banks trying to maximize their commission by inflating the first day's price and insiders trying to dump their bags on retail. Which suggests you wait a few months after IPO for things to stabilize before buying.

You can also do some homework for yourself regarding their income, market/competitors, future growth prospects, etc to come up with your own idea of what a reasonable price is. I mean, they're cheaply replicated digital avatars - what kind of competitive advantage would they really have?

But because life is short, I'd wait like 5 minutes after open to YOLO a market order building 50% of my position. Then do the other 50% 30 minutes after open. That's just regret minimization in case of trend reversals and assuming I'm only throwing a small portion of my portfolio at it.

>>49451210
What are you talking about, anon? The market (OIL) is up.

>peee up
>pooo down
when will this peepeepoopoo market end

>>49447900
>>49451022

Are we all delusional or will we actually make it?
t. 2k shares

Thinking of dropping a bag into Cineworld, seems really low and they're the 2nd largest cinema chain in the world. It can only go up from here, easy 10x

>>49451267
when I poopoo in my peepee

>>49450864
Looks like nextmarkets is based in Germany, so I guess a lot of their traders are German. Might explain things.

>>49451371
>down 72% in the past year
>25p a share
can't hurt

Scram Europoors, America is awake now. Go back to your commie blocks with Abdul and Mohammad.

>>49451438
lol fuck off, dave

>>49451242
Thanks for the advice, I'm only planning on putting a small position into it since my DD is shit, I usually just DCA into the S&P, I'm not much of a day trader. I usually just pick up random companies that I think have a good product. I'm not even sure if my broker is going to allow me to place an order before open so we'll see how it goes.

>>49447436
Kek
>I have an economics degree but don't understand business
Absolutely peak clown person

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO INTEL (TICKER INTC)

On God I aint vibin wit dis SIGA shit frfr

>>49451481
>my DD is shit
>pick up random companies that I think have a good product
Well you're heading in a vaguely right direction. Might be a good time to read One Up On Wall Street.

>>49451524
What companies would a Zoomer Buffett be buying rn rn?

PREMARKET 12.12 ANON

>>49451573
>>49451573
>>49451573

baked

>>49451560
>What companies would a Zoomer Buffett be buying rn rn?
Value ARKK shit?

>>49451560
Bet, he be coppin that doordash and Arkk ino ong

>>49447307
Reminder that anthropologists confirmed this through skull and bone measurements more than a century ago, during the Progressive Era, but it was later """""debunked""""" as pseudoscience

>>49451523
The CEO was caught eating ass in the parking lot

Massive dump after opening. Even more massive pump afterwards and then slow crab down till eod

>>49447307
impossible
forensic anthropologists aren't real
you can tell race by skull shape alone.

I know a network that is on the top with one of the most promising networks.
By combining ETH + BTC and ZKRollups, their chain is secure, decentralized and super scalable.

uranium

>>49447870
I just sold my siga yesterday at a lose and bought into swbi..
should i but them back?

>>49451144
>https://twitter.com/JPX_official/status/1534320550696431618
I plan on grabbing a bag as well. I have a friend working for HoloLive, which is planning on listing soon as well. Given vtuber fan demographics, I'm a bit more bullish on HoloLive, but jumping in on the first player is probably a good idea, I think.

>>49452031
Kingshit

>>49451523
apple m2 stuff probably making jews dump

Isn't shorting oil going to be one of the more obvious plays at some point this year?? But if it's so obvious, how are the tiny hats going to fuck us? I want to short oil but it always feels so fucky

>>49451288
gmi